Waiting For Lightning

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Genius. Hero. Murderer. Cripple. Failure.

Failure. Dropout. Crook. Hustler. Saint.

In Year 86 of the Great Yang Solar Administration, the exiled scion of one of the system's great sects and a nameless, talentless thief find themselves embroiled in a complex conspiracy for the fate of the system. Featuring criminal syndicates, holy relics, crippling addictions for power, demons, and the relentless bodhi desire to liberate all six realms.
One- Uproar in Heaven
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boundless optimism
Between you and me.

Who's stronger?

Xiaoke Zhuanzi, once the Bright Sword of the Mount Hua Sect, asked that question to her counterpart a lot. The Dark Sword of Mount Hua, Shenjia Youjian, never responded. As if he, heir of a sect of sword swinging maniacs, was too good to answer the basic question underpinning their existence.

That scholar. That reader of scrolls. Locked up in a cell with the texts of the Dao, content to remain that way, until the sun burned its last and the world ended.

She didn't mean to kill him. Really. But Shenjia Youjian had an off day or something, and now his blood was mopped up by weeping bitches on sanitation detail.

So she's stronger.

That was a week ago. A week since she was crippled. The old ghouls in the Sect Board of Directors knew a thing or two about their bloody business. Her dominant arm was cut off, just for starters. Her spiritual meridians were poisoned, gangrenous, and these spiritual organs transformed her material ones to match. Her world, once far reaching, once as easy to pass through as unsheathing a sword and throwing down, became hemmed in. Xiaoke Zhuanzi's world was a three meter by three meter iso cube. Connected to the main body of the orbital by a single boom.

Xiaoke Zhuanzi had twelve hours between the moment she struck off Shenjia Youjian's head (it rolled through the air so slow, and she thought, I'm screwed), and she spent it well. The word was- get ready, polish your knives, hide and bide your time for the correct moment. If you free me, I will teach you everything I know. Everything. No more waiting for promotion to Inner Circle.

All that was left was the waiting. In isolation, time drew out like a knife. Nothing to do but sit, wait, and feel the poison crawl from your extremities to your brain. Meditate and put yourself in a state of cryptobiosis, unaware of the world. If they threw her out into deep space she wouldn't even have noticed. To her, it was hell. A specific, tailor made hell, harsher than the Naraka, cooked up just for her, for all eternity. Waveless. Soundless. Devoid of motion, of change, a stagnating stillness that would drown her. It would be better, a part of her waking mind noted, to open her throat right now if her plan failed, if no one came and saved her.

Until at some point someone threw a bucket of water at her and jarred her back awake. Xiaoke Zhuanzi shook water out of her hair, wiping it from her eyes with an offered towel. "Lu Xiao." And nothing after Xiao, because it kept changing and people stopped keeping track. "How many days?"

"A week." He was Xiaoke Zhuanzi's second in the Third Pansolarium, and never threw in the towel even when the manager was howling in his ear to give up, give in, this isn't a match, this is a fight to the death. Good times. She came second after Mount Tai's Master Yi. "Here's your clothes."

Brocade jacket. Boots. Suit pants. And a half cape that covered her missing arm, all in black and outlined with gold, the plum flowers of the sect curling over her broad shoulders and falling down her arrow straight back. "I look good." It's the small things that make life bearable. "How many do we have?" She didn't remember tying up her hair being this hard, but then again. Only one hand.

"One hundred and fifty nine. Mostly Martial Arm," Lu Xiao replied. Xiaoke Zhuanzi tried again but gave up with a muttered curse. "Not a lot of academics. Most of them are mad that you killed their guy." 'The nerds', went unsaid. "It's not all bad. More than a few Biomed disciples packed up, one post-doc. A couple ritual techs. That Ge Qibing guy, remember him?"

"That'll do." She straightened her spine and squared her shoulders, ignoring the sudden sour pain. The way her spine was unrooted, secured only by inertia. The growling, chewing feeling in her gut. One thing at a time, Xiao. Then you'll handle the next thousand for sure. She brushed past him and into the crowd of waiting, eager faces in the corridor.

Faces fell the moment she walked through. This is who we chose? This cripple? We'll be led to our deaths.

Her organs were black and rotting. She could taste bile crawling up her throat and her muscles were soft as clay.

"Well? Let's get a move on."

One problem at a time. She shouldered her way through the crowd, stepped over two of the guards with slashed throats and empty eyes, and walked down to the orbital proper. And all the rest followed, chasing after her. Problem solved. A hundred and sixty boots clicked down all the way to the hangar bay. "Brother Ge." Fever sweat beaded on her forehead, and Xiaoke Zhuanzi saw double for a second. Another courtyard, filled with status holograms and view ports to the hangar, interposed itself on the first. She rubbed her eyes. "Good. Open the door."

Ge Qibing was a short, squat man, with a jutting brow and bulging eyes. His beard bristled as he stroked it, having lept from the security chief's desk in a showman's tumble. "Why, I suppose I was charged to open it for Xiaoke Zhuanzi, who is notable for having two arms and is as strong as a planetary bird. Excepting, my eye-" he made a ring with his fingers around one of his frankly terrifying eye- "only sees a one armed cripple."

Crap. "That's big words coming from a fucking midget. Open the door or I'll open it over your rotting corpse." That was… Lu Xiao, charging forward, zhanmadao almost unsheathed. Friendship was such a nice thing to have, but the mood now is electric. Her fate- back to isolation, or glorious piratical freedom, will be decided in the next few minutes.

"The gods made me this way," Ge Qibing said with a shrug. "She, on the other hand, did it to herself. Not the first person I would choose to join a mutiny."

She saw red. This was in a figurative sense, and also because Xiaoke Zhuanzi struck off Ge Qibing's nose with her sword, sheathe still on. A rising, hip to head cut. Blood fountained into the air. Any other time Xiaoke Zhuanzi would have had the sheathe off in the cut, but not today. Still, it was a length of hardened carbon fiber, moving at some speed. Ge Qibing crossed his eyes and stared down at his poor nose, hanging by a flap and dripping blood with some regularity.

Black bile was eating its way into her marrow. Her bones were gelatin.

Ge Qibing, Ritual Technician Third Rank, slammed his head into the ground and left a hole there. "I have," he shouted with a theatrical air, "wronged elder sister!"

XIaoke Zhuanzi blinked. There was a play afoot. "How churlish of me," Ge Qibing continued, slamming his head into the floor twice more for good measure, "to doubt elder sister! I am a small man, true, and prudence, rightly called cowardice by some, rules my heart still."

"What the fuck," someone whispered.

"And so! In repayment of this insult, I can only give my head in exchange! If it pleases you, my neck is yours to command!"

Xiaoke Zhuanzi laughed. Her teeth were pearly white, like a shark's. All her followers were looking at her in awe, fear, respect. Even the mutterers gracefully aquicised that their martial sister still could maim a man. So thank you, Ge Qibing. That was a good play. "Get up. We're one from an even hundred and sixty without you, Qibing. Open the door."

"Your wish."

The bay doors were sealed with three Demon-Head locks, three snarling faces, each one on top of the other, mounted on ten meters of plasteel alloy. Ge Qibing drew up the holographic data-map and unlocked them with an imputed code that was half poem and half randomized key. The vault rolled away, revealing the hangar, and Xiaoke Zhuanzi and her followers stormed in.

In ages past, sages erroneously called the planets realms, and measured each's journey to immortality by how many they could leap to. From Earth, to Mars, then to Jupiter and Saturn, and then backwards to Venus and Mercury, and then to the Oort and Hell. On Earth, the mighty that left were deified as gods and as sect ancestors. They left the mundane dirt to carouse with the demons and fairies and gods above, becoming as them in the process. So it was, and so it will be.

Until the invention of the rocket. And after that, the voidcruiser.

And so came the death of mystery and mysticism, as Ancient History 101 went. She didn't bother to know or care. Xiaoke Zhuanzi paid off a nerd to write her papers for her and got the teachers to look the other way by winning a Junior Pansolarium Tournament.

MHV Cinnabar dominated the hangar. It was menace manufactured, four hundred meters of armor and killing-weaponry. She knew the layout like the back of her hand- before everything, it was her's, as the Bright Sword of Mount Hua, General of the Left. At its prow was a Hundunic Entropic Accelerator, with standoff marathon missiles and three tachyon lances arranged like flower petals around it. Plasma-toroid repeaters festooned its sides, offering good coverage at close-to-knife-fight range. Once, hers. Now, still hers. Suck it, o withered fossils of the Board.

A hundred and sixty swords is a very good argument for obedience, and the skeleton crew put their hands on their heads and spread eagled on the floor, assisted by a sword held up to their necks. Ge Qibing opened the top airlock hatch, and they filed into the guts of the cruiser.

The few crew still on the cruiser gave up the ghost or just plain gave up. They made the ship echo with screams and the sound of steel on steel. She, flanked by Ge and Lu, barged into the cockpit. It was a glorified shoe closet, filled with dead lights and unblinking displays, and one very surprised fat man.

"Xiaoke Zhuanzi?" Fu Chen cried, the captain of the Cinnabar Star. Past tense. "Who fuckin' let you out?"

"Me." This time, she drew her sword first. A gleaming length of good metal drew eyes all around. "We're turning pirate. Piss off, die, or join, it's all the same to me."

Fu Chen purpled and drew the crewman's heavy saber at his waist. He's a captain, Xiaoke Zhuanzi thought. Fencing wasn't his speed. He had a supercomputer behind his eyes, locked into his grey matter, the better to calculate vectors and firing solutions, but that's not a replacement for sword-talent.

They prowled around each other for a moment, calculating and thinking. Then-

Xiaoke Zhuanzi cut the timeline into threes. Mount Hua's most esoteric sword art, the rather unimaginatively named Mysterious Sword. In one, she feinted down and cut him at his ankles, but he managed a thin slash across her sleeve. The second, she parried the saber and vomited blood. The saber cut her across the chest and she thought no more- abort. The timeline came back together. For a moment, they were both equally disoriented, piecing together a shattered chronology. Xiaoke Zhuanzi vomited blood and locked her straight sword across his saber and pushed it upwards with screaming, burning muscles. Even sickened, even dying, she was a tiny bit too strong for Fu Chen (weakling, a part of her sneered, never goes to practice, doesn't even lift).

If she had her other arm she would have caught Fu Chen's wrist and freed her sword hand and gutted him. All she could do now was this-

As Fu Chen was blinking blood and bits of lung out of his eyes she sank her teeth into his throat and chewed out his neck veins. Was she dreaming or was it all a bit less painful? The blood, the meat, it was delicious. The dead woman couldn't tell horrible from supper. Fu Chen's lifeblood dripped from her chin.

She tasted copper on her tongue, and she knew that the rot was reaching her nerves.

"You bloody bastard's bitch," the captain (o captain!) gasped through his ruined throat. He looked so plump, so inviting. Was there ever anything as good? "There isn't a hell cold enough for you."

Chop. "There isn't," Xiaoke Zhuanzi agreed. Fu Chen, Fu Chen. Too loyal to Mount Hua to think of leaving. Hated pirates too much to think of leaving. But a good enough friend while it lasted.

Blood splattered on her shoes. Fu Chen's head had the wrathful expression of dear old departed King Yanluo. She kicked it away and found a box of wet wipes and cleaned her face. "Ge, start up the engines, and warm up the main cannon."

"Hell yes. I've always wanted to test this puppy out."

"When you're finished, meet us in the drop bays. For the ceremony." Xiaoke Zhuanzi sighed. Oratory wasn't her thing, but she had to.

The ceremony involved a giant vat of cheap sorghum wine and a knife. All hundred and sixty gathered in the central drop bay inside the Cinnabar Star while the hum of the engines made the floor vibrate under their boots. They pricked their thumbs and let blood fall into the clear liquor until it turned bright red.

Xiaoke Zhuanzi stood before them on a shoebox, a bowl of the bloody wine in her one hand. It was not dissimilar to staring across a pack of waiting wolves.

And then…

The gate to the station was sealed off with a red siren. The port to empty space was clamped down with a meter thick block of steel. Now we're in it. "Well now! Brothers, sisters. As we have it, we have two options. One. We can go out there, say that we've been naughty boys and girls, and we humbly prostrate before the magnificence of the withered old ghouls on the board. We go out there and beg for mercy. Like cowards. Is that what you want?"

No one did, and they roared it at her, with her, to her question. It was the madness of crowds, the alchemy of the perfect moment. "Then we are agreed! From today on, we ourselves are joined in common fellowhood. Comrades of one mind and one heart!"

How they howled! "Today! Above the red earth of Mars, we annihilate our ties to the old and the tired Mount Hua, too far from its hospice bed. We form a new one in it's place." She stepped off the shoebox and moved amongst the crowd. Not as a faraway lecturer, but as a friend. "We won't follow their didacts any longer. Nobody ever fuckin' liked them. Do you, Li? Hell no. We'll share some wine, good shit, not this sorghum crap when this is over. C'mon, first hit!"

It burned on the way down. Was it companionship or the blood that sweetened the flavour? "If we breach heaven's gates," she continued. The sect still hadn't woken up. They must be having an off day, "we do it together. If we plunge into hell, we do it together. One for all and all for one!

"From now on, we will write history as some men write plays," she declared, walking the breadth of the bay, to the opened wall at the far end, where the sound of running could be heard. A team of a half dozen gunners rounded the corner, headed by some faceless sword hand. Man, she thought she'd rate more. "See those dumbasses? We, by virtue of our essential freedom, are better than them. They're just serfs who exist so the Board can roll around on their tuition money. Right, fella?"

The captain of the gunners purpled. At the same time, the spaceport on the bottom of the hangar irised shut, panels of meter thick steel cutting off the stars. "Fire on that bitch! Now!" Three of them went down on their knees and aimed the heavy DU spike throwing rifles at her. She can do this. She did this a hundred thousand times before, she can do it again.

The whiiir-phut of one release. They found an early starter. Someone's an early starter. On instinct she whirled and grasped the ten centimeter long dart, just inches away from someone's eye, hot and sizzling in her palm (ow fuck she is the queen genius of all the world's geniuses) and threw it back. The one on the far left gasped and clawed at his chest, blood spurting in jets.

Lesions sprouted up and down her arm, setting it alight in white hot pain.

"What's the exit plan? I just realized- how the hell are we gonna get out?" Someone asked.

"Oh ye of little faith. Ge Qibing!" Xiaoke Zhuanzi raised her arm to the ceiling like a conductor.

"Entropic Accelerator primed and ready at your order. Shields're up too. I'm closing the bay door."

"Then FIRE!" she shouted, throwing the words into the small squad like knives. Their faces turned pale and they turned tail as the hangar shook with a terrible unearthly noise to general applause. All around them decohered proto-matter and hot radiation bounced off of the drive bubble shield as the bay door closed on this chapter of their lives.
 
Two- Outlaws of the Void
"Arr, captain'-"

"You've been doing that stupid accent for days. Cut it or I'll cut off your ears." Her stump ached. Xiaoke Zhuanzi frowned. Phantom limb syndrome was really a bitch. It was this haze of hot itchiness that filled the space where her arm was.

"Didn't cut off my nose, either. Let me have some fun, would you?" Ge Qibing sniffed through the ruin in his face. "Okay, Elder Sister. There's that merchantman coming up on our vector." She should keep an eye on him. While they were No Appendages Buddies, the fact remained that Xiaoke Zhuanzi was the one who tore off his nose. She should tender him a big apology. Did Ge Qibing like cake? "If the captain knows their business- yep, that's the hail."

"Put it on." She had a hundred and six meatheads. Only Ge Qibing had the beginnings of a clue on how to work the voidcruiser, although when Lu Xiao pinned him for an explanation Ge Qibing started rambling on about how in the ineffable Dao all things are one so because he was a dab hand at carving wood, he could pilot the 'cruiser. Which, to Xiaoke Zhuanzi's considered opinion, was a load of horseshit. He definitely just downloaded a skillsoft.

"HSV Cinnabar Star?" The voice. Jolly. Old. No video, because that's something Ge Qibing hadn't figured out. "A bit far from home, aren't you?"

They nodded at each other. They were the only two people in the command bridge. "Of course," Xiaoke Zhuanzi said. "We have certain… orders."

"My niece does say there's a big smoking hole in her orbital. Is it related?"

"Sure. Give me your manifest."

"Er, this isn't piracy, is it? Is it all above board?"

"Nah. It's all going to Mount Hua anyways."

"And, er, I hate to say this, but I notice that your missile racks are uncovered-"

"Whoops."

Silence on the other end of the link. "Alright," they sighed. "I see where this is going. We're carrying cereal grains and vitamin supplements. Come closer and I'll extend the boom. I don't suppose you could give us some plasma charring across the hull?"

"Can we do that?" Xiaoke Zhuanzi asked.

"I wouldn't rely on it for government work," Ge Qibing replied. She turned back to the comms.

"Sounds like your problem. Merchantman, I'm handing you off now. That's a no on the plasma charring, because we'd burn you to a crisp. Thank you for doing business with us." The room felt too small. She waved at Ge Qibing to turn off the link and stood up. "I'll be getting myself looked at. Don't blow up the ship."

"You'll make your junior spit blood, senior," he called after the back of Xiaoke Zhuanzi. The stump on her right arm was dripping some weird fluid. Sometimes she felt like someone snapped her in half like a candy bar and glued the pieces together.

It was cramped inside the Cinnabar Star. Her fault, really. She should have picked out something with more legroom. After you took out the main reactor, axial cannon, the banks of DEWs and missile racks, you'd be left with enough room to fit about seventy marines, plus ten servicemen. And since they had to make room to practice swordplay, everyone else was sleeping wherever they could. She stepped over three disciples playing on handhelds on her way to the stretch of hallway that Yuan took over for her medical bay. "Aaah," she said when Xiaoke Zhuanzi entered. A pair of wire rimmed glasses perched on an aquiline nose, peering at her. A tan stretched over her lined face like a mask. It reminded Xiaoke Zhuanzi of a vulture measuring up a corpse. "Our new sect elder. Welcome, welcome."

"Yuan. How's the family?"

"Well if you must know they took a vacation to Uranus. I told 'em to." Because that's Mount Song Sect territory, and they hate the shit out of Mount Hua. "Anyway, give me your arm. Your only arm, heh."

She ought to kick Yuan's ass up and down the length of the Star but Yuan was also the sole senior member of the Biomed department that Xiaoke Zhaunzi managed to poach. Heaven damn the saucy expert with ironclad job security. She stretched out her arm. Yuan rested two fingers on her main artery and listened to the pulse of her internal microcosm.

"Not good?" Xiaoke Zhuanzi hazarded after watching increasingly dire expressions flitter on Yuan's face.

"It's bad. Listen, I don't even know where to start for a prescription. We can try the Administration's immortality pills and work up from there." She frowned. "Not going to advocate this too much, but… cannibalism."

"Huh?"

Yuan shrugged. "You heard me. Your prenatal qi is depleting to replenish and heal up the poison the Board put in you. Get more yuanqi, eat some kidneys, outlast that sucker. Don't really like being a naturalist, but eh."

Xiaoke Zhuanzi nodded. "Don't tell this to anyone else, okay?"

"Right. Lips are sealed, cause our super cool cannibal demon sect elder will eat me if I let it out."

She threw a half hearted middle finger at Yuan. "When I did for Fu Chen, I felt a little bit more alright. Everything stopped hurting more, really woke me up."

"See? Only thing that's left is selling everyone else on that."

"Yeah, yeah. I heard Shaolin lost a Sarira from the grapevine. That should work too. Body's a body."

"Right, the sutra master Huneng's. I bet they lost it on purpose. Big partisan of the Arriving Buddha, that guy. Not a popular fella with the abbots." The doctor thought. "You want to find it?"

"Think eating a crystal corpse will fly over better than human bodies with everyone else." Xiaoke Zhuanzi liked the idea more and more. "And they're pretty holy suckers. Eat one, attain nirvana."

"It doesn't work like that."

"How do you know? Anyway, Shaolin's regime produces a lot of generative qi. When I was over at the temple, I went to the graves for a thing. God, there were so many plants, you'd think it was a greenhouse."

"You probably could have something left over for everyone else," Yuan agreed. "But. Are you sure that we can find it? We're a bunch of meat heads. No one's an intel op here. And, uh, respectfully, you're not going to be able to run as hot as you did."

"Just tell me what I can and can't do. I'll improvise."

Yuan sighed. "You're not going to listen," she griped to the air. "I don't suggest you get into fights. You'll move your qi around, and that's the problem here- it's poisoned, and the more you move it the faster your cells will undergo- actually, no dancing around it, die and rot, starting with your circulatory system. You probably already experience hot and cold flashes, and I think that's a whole different thing- actually seems more like custom viral culture to me. Superflu. And-" after this, Xiaoke Zhuanzi stopped listening.

She breathed in deep and focused qi on the skin of her palm, a standard iron body exercise that she once used to walk through a hail of mortar fire to cut down the targeters. And-

Subdermal hemorrhages bloomed under her skin. Splotchy red and purple. They really did it to her, Xiaoke Zhuanzi thought with mounting horror. They really did it to her, the bastards. Her goddamn hand.

"I'd recommend that you hang up your sword," Yuan said quietly.

But she's nothing without it. "I'll figure a way out of it." And she was certain. As sure as the planets revolve around the sun. "Dr. Yuan, thank you for your advice, but my course is already set. Please give my greetings to your relations."

Next, she thought to check on the reactor. On her way to the miniaturized sun at the center of the voidcruiser, she was stopped by one of the mid rankers. A freshie. "Yes?"

"Hi. Er, I'm Ulan Toya. I had a question about the third form? From the Three Immortals."

"You have a question," Xiaoke Zhuanzi agreed.

"Ha. It's like, how does it link up with the second and fourth ones? I don't have a clue to start."

She nodded at the sword belted at Ulan Toya's hip. "Show me. Just the form."

Ulan Toya had some promise. She moved quickly, but was a bit sloppy. "Keep your feet closer together. Do it again." Her sword dipped to the ground, rose to the air, and Ulan Toya stumbled and fell. "Don't apologize. You got your feet crossed, that's all. Now do it again, but this time put your wrist to more work."

This time she nearly got it. "Good job," Xiaoke Zhuanzi said and patted her shoulder. "Go teach the newbies how to do that, and show me again tonight."

"Thank you, sir. One more thing." Ulan Toya took a deep breath. "What are we going to do?"

"That's a fair question. " Xiaoke Zhuanzi patted her on the shoulder. "Have an adventure."
 
Three- Wisdom Eyes
On the moon called Europa orbiting Jupiter an idiot broke his leg on a roof. "Holy fuck ow," Chen Liangxin hissed through gritted teeth. Bone poked out of his skin. What a dumbass. He should have figured that he wasn't good enough to make a hundred foot drop. If he paid more attention in Mount Hua, he might have been able to make it. If he paid more attention and applied himself more, he might have made Inner Circle instead of dropping out and washing up in Europa. It's too late now. Liangxin measured his breathing and placed one trembling hand on the exposed bone and--

Snap

--bent it back into the open folds of bloody flesh. Fresh pain screamed out of greyish nerve endings. Okay. Okay. He breathed in another breath and jabbed a syringe of hyperconcentrated Jupiter air into his leg.

Jupiter was called the Wood Star by the ancients, and on its golden cloud islas fields of wheat and rice grew. Everything healed faster there, grew taller, developed cancer faster. That was the Jupiter Sickness, and the solar winds sometimes carried it to Europa. At least it was better than Saturn. The Saturnian Sickness turned nerves to copper and tin.

The leg was full of worms for one second, a squirming, throbbing bag of flesh, and then it faded.

This idiot stood up and was relieved that his fuckup didn't set off any alarms. Solar Winds Shipping Co. was notorious for what they did to thieves. The last set was still rotting on the walls, hanging from stakes, left there by the security chief Erdo Gask. They stunk. Chen Liangxin scooted off the roof, landing on a patio leading to the door to the highest floor. Among his tools for the job was a capsule of diazepam, which once injected, stopped the shakes in his hand. The lock was electronic. For that he took out a small razor, clasped between a tweezer. A magnifying glass, and a haemoasorbant wad. A screwdriver to take the panel off, too.

Quickly, quickly, Liangxin reminded himself. Quick-

He cut the throat of the electric god within the circuit board, a little idol of Papa Thunder, and stuffed the wad around it before the little spurt of blood could trip an alarm.

He waited with his heart in his throat. Nothing. Okay. "Okay," Liangxin breathed in and shaked the dead sensation from his hands. He's in it now, no backsies.

Chen Liangxin had been a second story break-in guy for three years, give or take a couple. For a while, he worked with a crew, but for one reason or another they all drifted away. Going solo had its own problems, but it made the share easy to divide.

Gods, Buddhas, and Saints. Six shares to Red Lantern Herrauðr, four shares for Chen Liangxin, and he had to take all the risk. Highway robbery, though he shouldn't say that within Herrauðr's earshot. Dragons had prickly tempers, especially the barbarian clades.

Small, high value goods were best. GPU cards. Jewelry. Sutras and scriptures. Custom tooled goods, things like the weapons hammered out by artisans on Mars or crystal and porcelain wares assembled around the sun.

Mask? Check, Flashlight? Check. Okay, "here we go," Liangxin whispered.

The moment he stepped through the door he no longer wanted to go. The silence frayed his nerves like a knife and dipping from this whole op seemed like a better and better idea in his mind. Liangxin rubbed his wrists. He could feel the stakes driven through the two bones of his arms. If he was lucky, the Administration would take the case, and he'd be deported to the Belt. If he was unlucky, his future would have an appointment with Erdo Gask.

He'd take the Belt.

Well, he'd take money and a clean exit. Money and a clean job, Chen. You're in too deep to back out now, and if you do, you're a bitch, now and forevermore.

This warehouse was Solar Winds' distro center for Europa North-Northeast, a sector of the moon rich with offworld money. That meant there were better things to rob, and that meant that the Heavenly Kings (not the real ones, just robots licensed from Shaolin) were walking the floor. Duowen spun his parasol. Guangmu's snake coiled around his shoulders. This is a known quantity, Liangxin reminded himself. Why're you worrying? Scope the warehouse again. Lift the shit. Leave. Simple.

Good pickings. Martian goods. Dojos and guans always needed high quality weapons, and there were buckets of tridents, bushels of spears, and thickets of swords. Double the final price with a good forger and sweet talk man. Computer equipment, processor cores and graphics card, good for everything from I-Ching predictive calculations to crypto mining to gaming. Then a bunch of miscellaneous stuff. Electric scooters to flatscreen TVs to dishwashers. Liangxin gave up on those early. There's no way that he could carry those out, so Liangxin decided on the computer parts, the best for their value. Eight hundred sol for the last-gen ones, and the market price increased in exponents with generation. He could lift one here, one there, up onto the roof, and then hop over a fence and disappear.

Down the stairs, quiet like thieves in the night.

Liangxin heart beat. Every time something creaked he expected to see the furious face of Huashan's Proctor Wu. Sneaking around in the night, eh? He remembered the Proctor, a fat man, a petty bully that most Proctors were. His knuckles still ached, and when he was kicked out of Huashan, Proctor Wu looked almost sorry, which was even worse than sneering derision. It could have been Erdo Gask, too, a dead eyed man with a dead grin peeking over his shoulder. What do we have here? Everyone loved Erdo Gask. The people who hated him didn't get a say.

With every stolen card or computer core shoved in his two duffel bags his heart beat faster. There was bile in his throat. See, if he was caught out there, he could cut and run. Too bad, so sad, another failure to add to the nebulous cloud of them called his life. If he was caught out here, well, at least the Shaolin Temple wouldn't program the 'bots to be too brutal.

His duffel bags were lined with reflective foil, supposedly from military stockpiles. Liangxin figured Robot Rushdie cut it out of a hot tent, but it should block most RFID tags. Both of them were stuffed full, a decent haul. Liangxin waited for Heavenly King Chiguo to pass by to dart back up the stairwell.

And then he scrambled back down, a bag slipping off his shoulders with a muffled thump. Liangxin refused to believe in the lie of his eyes.

There, in the gloom, a hand made of crystal curled in the Abhaya Mudra. All around it were the three primary colors, shifting as the Jupiter-light shone through the gloom. It was a human body, desiccated and vitrified. Liangxin thought he shook his head. No. No way, this could not be. This thing, this sarira, it couldn't be here, because these things, the remnants of men so holy that their ashes became sacred crystals, were all gathered into temples to forge the augmentic shells of the Buddhist Arhat Guard.

Liangxin rubbed his eyes. The sarira remained stubbornly there.

Dammnit, he thought. It was a very hot prospect. He could unload it, or…

What did Mount Hua make their steroids out of? Void dragon kidneys and livers. Jupiterian bioengineered precursor crops. Various mercury compounds, of course, would they be Daoists if there wasn't a pinch of cinnabar with their morning tea? And…

Human organs. Right. That was a secret no one was supposed to know, but Chen Liangxin did it anyway, because, if he was allowed to be proud, he was pretty ninja. Death row prisoners, the Administration's detritus, tithed to the sects so that their soldiers could grow strong, the equal of the armies of every last holdout and every tax evader, every private corporate army, and the equal of the hell armies of the Equal Republic of Diyu.

Its his now. He could eat it, he could feel the crystal in his stomach now, he almost felt powerful enough to leap from Mercury to Mars in a single bound.

His head was so far up his ass that he didn't hear the multiple ton death security robot stomping up behind him. "Oh, I'm uh-" he said to Chiguo, the one with a sword, "I'm just here to-"

The robot Chiguo, liberated of all thoughts but capture of all trespassers, raised its sword. Liangxin sighed and was weirdly satisfied with this lot. After a while, Liangxin realized that he was not, in fact dead, and not, in fact, tied up like a pig, so he opened his eyes to see what gives.

Heavenly King Chiguo, frozen, sword raised, ready to cut him down. The sarira's arm extended out. Seconds passed. Liangxin waited for Duowen and Zhengzhang and Guangmu to arrive and grab him, but nothing. He turned to look at the sarira, face fossilized in an impossibly serene expression. What do you want from me, he wanted to scream. Why are you helping me? I'm just a thief.

The sarira, being holy crystal, did not deign to respond to the entreatiments of Chen Liangxin.

"Goddamn." He found the holy dead body better digs in his duffel bag and went back out the way he came.
 
Four- Death Drift For Dogs
They came from the lands of iron and air, from the orbit of Mars, which the ancients called the Fire Star. They were a fellowship of a hundred and sixty, the arcane rules of the old Mount Hua Sect discarded. Inner Circle disciples taught the most secret of IPs to Outer Circle acolytes. Xiaoke Zhuanzi herself, the Bright Sword of the Mount Hua Sect, three time winner of the Pansolarium Martial Tournament, now disgraced and disarmed, tutored initiates who weren't even in Novo Mount Hua for three weeks.

They loved her for that and they hated her for another matter.

"Food?" Xiaoke Zhuanzi blinked. "We just took all that stuff from the merchantman."

"Yes, food. You can't grow a cadre on just rice and grain and vitamins. You need meat, protein. Electrolytes." Ge Qibing and Lu Xiao came to her while she was demonstrating sword forms for the newbies. They pulled her away, and Lu Xiao took her place while Ge Qibing talked to her apart from the crowd. She hadn't done the basic exercise in so long. It was nostalgic. Even if Yuan clicked her tongue and said that she's just opening more internal bleeding. Hell to her, Xiaoke Zhuanzi's the one in control of her body here. "We can live off of dew for years and still be as strong as when we started. They can't."

She wondered why some of them were lying around, gasping like fish corpses. They couldn't die that easily, right? "So teach them the method. It just took me three days to figure it out. And I was in the middle of Titan's volcanic period when I did."

"We can't. Also, stop bragging. What we have is a half stocked larder. I put everyone on starvation rations and that gives us two weeks until people start dropping dead."

"You can't do that," Xiaoke Zhuanzi protested. "They're growing kids. They need their food."

"So find me more. And, point the second: our prized treasury consists of literal pocket change."

She chewed her lip. "Fine," she blew out her cheeks. This pirate captain shit was a lot less exciting than she imagined. "Fine. Point us at a pirate free port."

"I told you we don't have any money." Xiaoke Zhuanzi gave him a studied blank look and tapped a finger on her sword. "Oh. Oooh."



"Hot diggity. Tell me that's not Mount Hua, here to burn us to the fucking ground."

Comptroller Yilan stared at the newcomer, an actual factual destroyer. "It's not Mount Hua, here to burn us to the fucking ground," her subordinate offered.

The destroyer's entrance into the waiting yard for the Slanted Seas Station was similar to a tiger showing up to a den of wolves. The ready crews of the pirate vessels docked in the hundred-kilometer long docking ring immediately started spooling up the weapons. CIWS plasma gutters began to glow. Missile racks were uncovered. 'Cruisers from refurbished second-gen milspec vessels, Oortian carved asteroids, and upgeared merchant shippers unsheathed their claws. And each of them were outmatched by the silent, hovering arrowhead of a voidcruiser, so the pirates opened security comms instead of weapons fire.

"Well, we haven't yet died in nuclear fire, so I think we're safe? Wait," her subordinate Ximen considered the prow. "That's a Hundunic Entropic Accelerator. Wow, I thought only the Solar Administration had those! Guess it was true that the Emperor allowed 'em into the private sector. And that other thing was true, someone blew a hole out of Novo Mount Hua and gunned it out!"

Comptroller Yilan let out a soft sob into her elbow.

"Oh, here's something. Comptroller, we're getting hailed from the Cinnabar Star." Ximen looked down at the radio terminal while her superior had her crying fit.

"Namo Amituofo, put them on."

A crackle that resolved itself into a human voice. "Pirate station Slanted Seas, this is the cruiser Cinnabar Star. Tell the ships at the bay that we are fellows under the black flag. We require berth, we require rations. We are here for honest needs."

"Comptroller?" Ximen looked at her.

Yilan ran a hand over her greying hair and took the radio from Ximen. "This is the port authority. Swear it on Guan Ye, and we will allow you a berth on dock…"

"Four," Ximen suggested in a whisper.

"Four. Please remain in your vessel until I can greet you properly."

"Pirate Station, that would be grand. We swear on Guan Yu that we will raise no hand, except in reply. We await your greeting."

The human voice resolved itself into a crackle of static. Yilan drank what was left of her tea and slipped into the threadbare suit of office, back when the Slanted Seas was still the nexus of a pirate kingdom, under a demon called Cantian, who eked out a territory in the turnover between Administrations. Then when the chaos faded, the Solar Administration looked more carefully at trade routes and his captains raided less and more carefully, Cantian raised taxes, again and again, to fuel his decadent lifestyle.

And when he went to the shitter, his captains rushed him and filled his back with knives, and that was that.

Five pirate captains of note still considered the Slanted Seas Station their port of call. Fifty lesser captains followed. Grey and black market merchants followed. All of them were considering the vessel, the Cinnabar Star, Mount Hua's crown jewel, stolen, but by who? Comptroller Yilan did not like the air in the station. While she walked down the Opal Portway, everyone was muttering. To kill. What a feather on their cap, the wolves said. We killed a destroyer, rendered it ash. To loot. I could use the main cannon, I could use the reactor, I could use their EWAR, the vultures mutter, my cruisers would be as devils in the black. Give me the entire ship, grin the lions at each other. Give me the entire ship, I will use it to carve out a kingdom anew.

Guanshiyinpusa, please hear me. This is a shitty place, but I love it. I love the belligerent gangsters that dock here. I love the black markets, I love the buzz and the hustle, I love to watch the cruisers dock and leave without incident. Please don't let it go up in flames. Namo Nanhai Guanshiyinpusa. I'll light some incense later. Please.

The prayer rattled around in her skull as she arrived at the fourth pier, on an abandoned wing of the station. Hell, Comptroller Yilan thought. It's not enough that the ship's a killer, all of them are killers too. Okay, fine, most people on her station were good in a scrap, but most of them were scrapwork fighters with martial lineages that stretched to 'their grandmother' or 'I found a tutorial online' or 'I do what works, mate' or 'a guy taught me in a pub,' not the honed, optimized killing intellectual property of a NGO that stretched back when humans were grubbing around on one planet.

"Comptroller Yilan," she bit out. "Who's the leader?"

"I am," an unsheathed sword of a woman stepped forward. Her left arm rested on a sword, point first on the ground, a half cape covering on her right. Her eyes flashed over the gathered mob like a falcon's. Her cheekbones… no, that's not relevant. It was something about her, the same as the planet-hopping immortals of old, that suggested that it was their honor, her charity, that allowed them to even grace themselves with a glimpse of such a personage like her. "Xiaoke Zhuanzi, Mount Hua's Bright… oh, that doesn't matter now. Captain of the Cinnabar Star."

"Very good," Comptroller Yilan said weakly. "I heard you blew a hole in Novo Mount Hua?"

"That's me. Don't be worried about reprisals or anything. We're just here to get our stocks filled up and see about hiring some talent."

"Grand. Shall I give you a tour? The Bazaar has many-"

"No, thank you. I have had enough guided tours. Goddamn skinflints." A mutter of agreement ran through the crowd. Everyone knew guided tours were two steps below honest racketeering. It's the two-facedness of it.

"Then, perhaps a feast?" Comptroller Yilan offered. Get her away from her crew, and near a bunch of people who could throw down with her, and hope and pray that nothing blows up.

"There'll be food, yeah?"

"There'll be food," Comptroller Yilan agreed. The five big ones were in port, Animal Head. Arrows Bulwer. Zhang Dunno, the Crier, and the Fifth One. "Captains only," she added in a hurry when she saw that the rest of the mob looked very hungry.

"That will not do, that will not do, that is an injustice to me and mine. Whatever you're cooking, send ten of each to my crew. They are growing kids and they need their food." The curiously maternal tone elicited a general embarrassed shuffling of feet. Everyone else excused this eccentricity. There were other captains with worse.

The comptroller sighed. Cookie would kill her, she just knew. This feast was going to be the death of her.
 
Five- The Midnight Meat Market
On the moon called Europa an idiot woke up with a splitting hangover. "Aaaargh." Chen Liangxin rubbed the sleep wax out of his eyes. There were no lights in his subterranean studio apartment, which was a small mercy. He pried himself out of the couch and stared at his companion.

"Superlative greetings to the master unmoving crystal statue," he saluted with a bottle. There was still some beer that had long gone flat in it. Memory crept back into his mind. Chen Liangxin had traveled to his shitty two room flat in the Berrysea district two hours after he did the Solar Winds job.

Still, he was happy. He was happy because he just set himself up for another year or so. He could pay off his rent, make some headway on his disciple loans. He could enjoy his life. It was a job well done, and a broken leg was a price the thief would gladly pay ten times over for a score this big. But first… "My apologies to your holiness, whoever you may have been," Liangxin said to the sarira. "Fancy that stoic look means a yes." He found the least shitty blanket and wrapped the crystal in it and tipped it behind the sofa.

Ah man. That's going to be a problem at some point.

Example one: someone was knocking on his door. "Who is it?"

"Who is it?" a voice from the other end came. His hand tightened on the bread knife he held behind the wall. "I haul my ass down to see you, my dearest friend in the whole world, and you repay me with this indigneous barbarity?"

"Ah, shit."

"Woe! The world has gone to the dogs. The ancients weep o'er the revocation of the four-"

"Okay shut up now." The door opened, and there in the mildew covered hallway stood Cutty Sark, hand thrown over her eyes in her best impression of an overacted stage actor. Same old platinum blonde cut. Same cold blue eyes. "What do you want?"

Chen Liangxin knew Cutty Sark for about six years. After that span of time, with enough inebriation, they would agree that they were friends, even if Cutty Sark was an underworld apex predator and Liangxin was just a bottom feeder. She did inquiries for the Tianshanhai Triad- in the grandest, most avatistic fashion. The belt of her overalls were filled with her tools of the trade. Knives and hammers.

She flounced past Liangxin and sank onto the couch. "I just wanted to see you," she said guilessly, one combat boot resting on the coffee table. "Congratulate you on a job well done. Word's been making its way 'round. Vitto says he saw you carrying a haul back last night. Also, is that a bread knife?"

Why is his heart beating so fast? It's not like the cute mob torturer sitting on his couch would care about the sairira aside from maybe reporting it to her bosses as a hot packet. "Did he?" Liangxin leaned against the doorframe. Bread knife went back into the rack. "Let me guess. He figured out that I got through."

"Yep. By the way, the Glass Facers extend their congratulations. Their boss asked me to see if you won't reconsider their standing offer of membership."

Chen Liangxin considered this carefully. The Glass Facers were a big, professional crew of sneak thieves. Except their boss ran it like her own kingdom, which it was. But he'd have to listen to someone all the time. Which is really the sticking point. "Eh. Fuck'em."

Cutty Sark's laugh tinkled like bells. "Sure, sure. Just saying, though. You don't have the balls, brains, or guns to hack it alone much longer. I mean, when you were running kiddie shit, that was one thing. Now, my friend, you have a name."

"Oh. Grand." Liangxin disappeared into the closet with a microfridge and microwave that he called a kitchen and warmed up a bowl of convenience store rice gruel. He needed something to get off the conversational back foot. "Hey, how's your newest date? C'mon, Cutty, how's your romantic life? You gonna settle down with a nice girl or boy or something?

"Who are you, my mother?"

"Seein' as how you don't know yours the chances are non-zero."

"Fuuuck you." Sark muttered, dragging her hands across her face. "Man, she dumped me, okay? She asked me for my salary and my job before the appetizers, man. What the fuck am I gonna do, say I kill people for a living?"

"Damn shame." Liangxin walked back out, filled with joy at the suffering of his common man. "Anyway, why're you here?"

Cutty Sark grinned, the sort of uneasy, haha, please don't be mad smile that thousands of little children plastered across their faces when asking Mommy and Daddy for another pull on the gatcha. "Can you bum me a card?"



This far rimwards, there's enough sunlight to form a proper day-night cycle. The Europan sky only has shades of dark and darker blue and violet. So midday in Europa is about as bright as twilight in one of the inner system planets. The reflected light off of Jupiter doesn't really help, not even when it's twenty five percent of the sky. So to compensate, Europa covers its cities with a lot of lights.

The effect is not unlike living on a bioluminescent fish.

This comparison was not lost on the inhabitants of the district of Berrysea, Europa North North-West. Berrysea is a shallow mare, a cold extraterrestrial ocean that was once teeming with spiny fishes that liked to eat humans. Not to be outdone by a species lower than them on the trophic ladder, the humans hunted the Berrysea fishes to near extinction. Fish flesh decorated the plates and the skewers of thousands of hungry humans for years. With human dominance firmly asserted over the animal realm, the human ape plopped a bunch of steel and glass towers into the sea, digging deep into the permafrost. Then the humans regarded the fish through thick glass walls with anthropocentric condescension.

Sometimes the fishes fight back. Case. Drunken dumbass on a mid-morning bender, something spiny and blood-drinking writhing on the big artery in his neck: "Get this fucking motherfucker offa me-"

Liangxin and Cutty stepped out onto the tangled web of footbridges connecting Berrysea to the rest of Europa just in time to see the victim of piscine vengeance topple into the dark waters with a splash and a yell. "Damn!" Cutty whistled, hooking her thumbs on her knife belt. "And here I thought living in Berrysea made you sharp."

"The fish got sharper too," Liangxin offered. The vic hauled his way out of the cold water, and in triumph ate the head of the fish and stomped the body under his boot, to scattered applause. Liangxin was marked while waiting for the bus, but the mugging crews took one look at Cutty Sark, chattering away with him about the weather, wheedling the promise of a drink from him, and decided that there was better prey.

A tatted up thug from one gang or the other evicted her seat for Cutty and Liangxin and moved over to the other end of the hoverbus when they climbed onboard. Liangxin adjusted his hold on the bags as the 8R bus lurched into motion. The world outside dissolved into streaks of light, the constant sudden stops and starts lulling Liangxin to sleep.

"Wake up. C'mon, son. You'd be robbed if I wasn't here." Slap. Cutty.

He rubbed the sleep from his eyes and stood up. "Whatever," Liangxin scoffed.

Robot Rushdie's chop shop was shoved deep into the guts of a hab-tower with its guts blown out on floors fifty to a hundred and eight. The noble and conscientious members of the Europan civil construction service took a look at it and said, 'nope, not going in there ever, have fun, you scum sucking slum shitters.' The tower grew a criminal cancer outwards into the empty air, joyously untouched by the law, protected by the ruin. The fact that occasionally the tower vented superheated steam into rooms and there were mutant things crawling in the vents was just the price to pay.

Static and screaming! The souls of the damned and killer daemons turned their dread attention to the two. Red light washed up on their faces and stared into their souls.

"He always does this. C'mon, Rushdie. You know us." Cutty sighed.

"NOT A FED," a camera mounted on a spindly arm shrinks back into the roof. "ENTER."

They did so and braced themselves. There were enough computers running I-Ching fortune hacks against the blockchain, self evolving software virus-wombs, and probably botnets farming currency and mats in ten thousand MMOs that it was like standing on the insides of a microwave. The shop was Robot Rushdie's inverted brain, hosted on DIY servers, hundreds of cheapo smartphones linked into a supercomputer.

Blood popped and dripped down his nose. Liangxin wiped it away as Robot Rushdie stormed out of the back of the shop. "Hey, Robot," he tried. Cutty Sark turned away and pretended to be interested in a cluster of wires. "You look… good?"

"Good?" Robot Rushdie said through the shop's speakers. "I look fucking fresh, meat ego proxy." He flexed the pile of probably articulated metal that was where his hands were. "Full body conversion. No flesh. All homebuilt. None of that shit from the corpos." He leaned the assemblage of optics and hissing vents closer to Liangxin's face who wanted to be very far from the chromedome. "The Administration watches you through the firmware."

"Ok. Well, I got some stuff for you. Lifted it from Solar Winds. Uh, give me a price, and I'll- hey. Hey!"

The machine man ripped the duffel bag away from his shoulders, spilling their contents on the countertop. Fuck. Damnit, Liangxin thought. Robot Rushdie made a satisfied buzzsaw noise as he rifled through the pile. "Good. Good value. You're less of a complete incompotent than I thought." Something in the back rooms whirred. "What's this? Tent foil? No, I rescind. You are an incompotent. Did you-"

"Fuck you, man. You gave me this shit."

"Oh." A red optic blinked. "I don't remember. Misplaced a memory SSD. Whatever." After a moment, he came up with a price. "Seven thousand sol for the lot," Robot announced. "Good value. Good quality. Maybe some of them are dinged up by a cackhanded meatman, and I'll have to strip out the spyware. Ten thousand."

"Twenty," Liangxin immediately replied, following the age old rule of thumb of bartering- double the initial offer, then some. "They had Shaolin secbots there, Robot. I need hazard pay."

"For that I'll go up to eleven and a half. Shaolin secbots don't kill."

"Yeah, they just give you to Erdo Gask. I'd be spilling my beans and my guts when he gets his hands on me."

"I can reassure you you'd be spilling them long before the knife even touched you," Cutty chimed in, watching a newsfeed. "My teacher's scary like that."

"See?" Liangxin turned back. "I need even more hazard pay. Eighteen. Anyway, I didn't know the Shaolin did secular jobs."

"No, they don't," Robot Rushdie agreed. "What are they hiding? Arrivialists? Drug money to affiliate cartels? Or they just got a quart stolen. Need to know. Need to know. Fifteen."

Fifteen thousand? Less than he expected. "Fine, but I'll take a quarter of the goods. Nuh-uh. Get your hands off. I'm picking."

He didn't trust Robot Rushdie not to hand him the shitty ones. "So, my robot friend, what's your take?" Cutty raised.

"Going price for a forecast is two hundred per computational-hour," Robot Rushdie replied immediately. "Take your sols." The cyborg handed Liangxin a thick stack of bills. There were better ways- shadow banks, crypto chips, but Rushdie's particular brand of paranoia made him always give hard cash.

"Thanks." He flipped through the sack of notes. "Hey, Cutty. You think Herrauðr won't be that pissed if I gave him a bigger take right now?"

"Dunno. You can ask him now, though."

The door slammed open. A great force tore it away from Robot Rushdie's locks and hinges, and a force, less a man, swept into the shop.

"Hello, my sweetlings!" roared Red Lantern Herrauðr, flanked by his companions, eight ghostly suited thugs. Covering the heads were Eld European helmet and mail coifs, their eyes glowing ghost-blue. "What evil villainry are we cooking today?"
 
Six- The Dragon
"Cutty, love, didn't I tell you to handle the monk in front of the brothel? The pious fuck is still there, chanting sutras and attaining the dharma. The girls and boys are beginning to accept tonsure. At this rate, I'll have to close the Hello Delight and build a tax dodge temple there."

In Europa North Sector, the man, the Man of consequence of the Jianghu, was the Red Lantern of the Tianshanhai Triad, Herrauðr. In his favoured and current form, Herrauðr was a distinguished man of middle age, grey hair pulled back into a neat queue. His black suit was as sober and dry as a banker in the middle of a desert, and in his glasses lurked a fierce and dry heat.

"You, I don't remember." One of his ghosts bent and whispered in his ear. "Chen Liangxin, Chen Liangxin. Good to meet you, love. Tweaked Solar Winds' nose? Good, and I see you have your token of respect there. Thank you, thank you, it's people like you that grease the wheels of society. Robot Rushdie! Where, my friend, is your ventilation? It's hot as hell in here, cold as hell out there. You want to kill me with the whiplash?"

All of it was a lie. He was a dragon, a black, fire breathing wyrm, a man so greedy that his soul overran his body and warped it to a more fitting fashion. His black suit was his coat of scales. The fire in his glasses was only the burning glint in his eyes. Around him was the oil-rich scent of his power. There was an unlit cigarette in his mouth, petroleum fumes billowing out of his mouth.

"S-Sir," Robot Rushdie vocalized. "This small one-"

"Ah, to hell with that talk. Is someone filming? Where's my makeup crew? Robot, I have a matter I want to pick your brain over. You, Twohearts, is your business over?" The dragon snapped a finger at Liangxin, and he jumped in shock.

"Yes, sir. Only, since you're here already," god damn him, his tongue felt like it was made of concrete- "I want to take a cut of the product from Robot to sell myself. And-"

Herrauðr waved a hand. "Go peddle your wares. I'll dip my beak from you soon, never fear. We'll discuss payment when you're done. Come to my tower then, we'll discuss your deep and abiding respect for me and-" he clapped a hand on Liangxin's shoulder, breath hot on his ear. "-certain affairs of business and offers."

Chen Liangxin paid his share and walked out with with a roll of six thousand in his pocket. That money filled his brain with a most grievous poison called gregarious charity. Cutty Sark wheedled, suggested, and did all but beg to visit the Hanging Garden, a three star restaurant that opened last month on their way back.

"We're dressed like crooks," Liangxin raised.

"It'll be funny, though," Cutty responded.

It was.

The waiter looked like he wanted to tie a noose to his neck and throw himself out the window. "Cigars, sir? With the wine." They gladly accepted and watched him scurry off, luxuriant, as if they were some barbarian hero trampling the thrones and crowns of civilization under their sandaled feet..

At first, the establishment hadn't wanted them in. Crooks and gulls were okay, but they had to be of a certain class. Dashing master thieves? Very romantic. Everyone can titter over their roguish demeanour. Hard bitten gangsters with kills under their belt? Can't tell the difference between them and the disciples of any given martial sect. But a triad cut and asker? A small-time thief? No, no. Get out. That was what the doorman said, before Cutty smiled and sorted out the problem.

He's fine. Probably. Nothing lasting.

"Wine's good," Chen Liangxin offered. The bottle was very fancy in an understated way, which suggested wealth. Anything that took five hundred from his paycheck had to be good, otherwise he'd be back with a firebomb.

"No, it is good," Cutty corrected, swirling her glass. She made a very good impression. With the neon-violet lights washing on her face, the wind from the hovercars blowing her short blonde hair around her face, she almost looked cinematic. "There's beetles in it. Local Europan speciality, don't you know anything about it, rube?"

"No, Cutty, because I have lived my life without having to eat the bug, and by the Three Pure Ones and the Five Sovereigns may I die without possessing a single bit of knowledge of what bug wine tastes like."

"If you spit I will tie you to a chair and have your nerves out." She took another sip. "Mmm. Very nice. The notes are… they're notes."

"You don't know shit either. I should just drink watered down apple cider vinegar." Some bon vivants prepare to offer a challenge but look at his brave and fierce protector sitting opposite him, and they decided against it.

For a while, they sipped their wine. The Gardens are an empty sphere suspended off of a building crane, teetering over the earth. Europan wind rocked it from side to side, and the walls were covered in creeping flowering vines, filling the air with delightful scents. The view was breathtaking. Jewel lights beneath them, around them, on an inky backdrop, ribbons of light threading between it all. It almost made up for the food.

"I've been cheated," he looked down on the miniscule portion. Steak tartare the size of his fist.

"You definitely have been." She, not knowing shame, took half. He sniped her with a glare that bounced off her aegis of not-shame. And he couldn't even repay the favour. He hated the taste of the oysters in some cream sauce and pasta. "Anyway, my friend, congratulations into the initiation of not being a loser."

"Huh?"

"Herrauðr, buddy!" Cutty brandished a seafood-covered fork at him. "He wants you, 'cos you proved yourself. Welcome to Tianshanhai, yeah? Cheers."

He waved off the toast. "Nah, nah. I'm still thinking about-"

"-What? C'mon, you know that some people wait decades to be initiated. You're done in five years."

"Yeah but-"

Cutty nodded. "You have to be decisive about these things. Or the next time you discover you need friends you'll find Herrauðr's got an entry fee now, and you can't pay it."

"Cutty-"

"Don't Cutty me. What's wrong with Tianshanhai? Just because Mount Hua's a proper sect and not a gang doesn't make your shit smell like flowers."

It hurt all over again, to be reminded of the whole affair. His stomach turned circles and he pushed away the two or three drops of tartar on his plate. "Shit," Cutty sighed. "Sorry."

"No problem." There was a problem, but it's not like he gets anything out of telling her that. She scraped the fork alongside her plate. "Hey, wanna make them pack up our lunch?"

She did.

Cutty waved off three stops before Berrysea. She had a front business to pretend to work at, while Liangxin could retire to his apartment on a sack of GPUs. And handle that sarira business. Maybe he could find a buyer. Hey, if it was stolen from Shaolin, he could give it back and get a treasure or something out of it.

His door was not locked.

Chen Liangxin flicked open his switchblade and pressed an ear to the thin plywood. No footsteps. No breathing. He focused and sharpened his senses beyond mortal limit (which wasn't saying much given how much gene mods were floating around mortal DNA now). Still nothing. "God damn it." Head, meet door. "Can't I have this go smoothly?"

He kicked in the door and rushed in with the knife before him and felt rather silly, what with there being nothing in his apartment. Nothing hiding in his cabinets. Nothing hiding under his tables and nothing hiding behind his sofa. Including the sairira.

"Oh, fuck."
 
Seven- Feasting and Festering
Beneath the stars, six gather over a feast. The ceiling was cut out and replaced with telescope glass, so everyone beneath it only has to look up to catch a magnified view of the Big Dipper, although given their orbit somewhere between the Belt and Mars, the Big Dipper looks more like a teapot.

A subject that the captain called Zhang Dunno keeps talking about. "And, my friends, this teapot comes out of the Arcadia Planitia. The fiery aspect of the dead volcanoes is baked into the clay, baked into the clay. It retains the water's temperature very well, you will see, and the taste- magnificent!"

Xiaoke Zhuanzi leaned back and considered each in turn. Zhang Dunno, chattering away like a old nag about tea and brewing methods, how the clay of Mars is the only thing for really good tea, and how Jupiterian clay makes things taste too mossy and besides the agri-firms have a deadlock on that so you had to find planetside smugglers and that's no job for a law abiding citizen like him. It's only after a while that Xiaoke Zhuanzi figured out that he's dead serious. This thin, bespectacled, academic looking man earnestly believed that he was in a Venuisian university cafe, discussing goings-on of the world with fellow academics, and not fellow pirates.

"Sounds like bullshit. You can just get a thermos," the captain, Arrows Bulwer forwarded. He was sick and tired of Zhang Dunno's teapot, a majoritarian position around the table. His diamonoid claws were sheathed, but the cybernetic dragon-harvested musculature were bared to the world. The only thing that remained of him was his human face. Replacing that would have been a strict improvement.

"You don't get it, Mr. Bulwer. You never will. You have a stone where your romantic heart should be."

"I have a fully functioning brain. Look, you know that stuff is just a tourist trap. It's a subsidy for the Martian crafts industry, nothing more. You're a smart guy. How'dya fall into their clutches? So promising," the cyborg shook his head.

The conversation soon turned to politics. The tea was drunk, the small dishes of picked vegetables and cold cuts demolished. Wine was brought out, sharp yellow grain liquor beside an entire squid, glazed in a tangy red sauce, tentacles curled around little hills of hydroponics-grown greens. Arrayed around this regal dead thing were white fleshed fishes and three kinds of dipping soup- one hot and spicy, another fresh and minty, and the last a humble bone stew that purported itself dragonbone, but Xiaoke Zhuanzi knew beef femur when she tasted it.

"It's a shame, what's happening to the Sangha. Brother against brother, it's divided. It's no way to go, not at all," Crier shook his head, dabbing away a fresh wave of tears. With a fly-whisk at his hand and a silk handkerchief at his face, Xiaoke Zhuanzi thought he looked like a member of one of the penitent orders, holy freaks wandering the System weeping over the Saha World, sworn to never raise a hand against anyone. Therefore, the Crier had to be the most dangerous of all five captains.

Well, Xiaoke Zhuanzi frowned. 'Five.' The last seat in the table for six was empty, although there was half eaten squid on the plate in front of the chair. Sometimes when she looked, the wineglass was filled. Sometimes, it was empty. There has to be some obscure joke played on her. Well, whatever. Let the pirate princes do as they may, the food is good enough.

"It was always as thus. When Bodhidharma established Shaolin, everyone hated it, hated how he denounced everyone for being false monks and schismatics. He had to crack a lot of skulls, and his disciples had to crack a lot of skulls to become a pillar of the Sangha."

"He was just a patriarch, an arhat. We should expect higher standards out of a buddha." The Crier sniffed. "I won't believe the Arriving Buddha is a buddha for real. That prophecy of his, what was it? Ah, yes. 'They will walk counterclockwise against creation and slay kings and princes and uplift beggars and whores and her disciples will be from the meanest of creation. The ignorant and the mighty will rush to slay him shouting 'do not spare them!' and none will succeed, though the Arriving Buddha will die a thousand thousand deaths before her time is over.'" He looked around the table. "Is that proper for a buddha to say? No, that's more like an asura! And, our Emperor and his pack of Oort barbarians are adherents to this… Arriving Buddha, the Bright Lord, this lying demon! The Dharma will not be long for this world, I tell you all."

The captain called Animal Head, as of now in the head of a three eyed finch (before, a bull, then a cat, and then a shark) growled and chirped something into his tablet. "I hate them." Came the translated reply. "All of my cousins, some of my crew, left and joined one of their cults. Some of them are preaching online. It's embaressing."

Everyone murmured their apologies that a man such as Animal Head must suffer the indignities of relatives in legitimate lines of business.

"I have to wonder what our newest member's actions portends for Mount Hua."

"She's not really a pirate, though," the Crier weeped. They were talking to thin air, Xiaoke Zhuanzi frowned. Was this the Fifth?

"I've already stolen the flagship." She cracked a chestnut between her molars. "I guess I am a pirate."

"You don't seem that interested."

"No, can't say I am." This was really good food.

Arrows Bulwer nodded, while Zhang Dunno turned to Animal Head, talking about this and that. "It's not all adventure and void battles. It's more like… taxation. Let me let you in on a secret, Miss Xiaoke, the real money is in smuggling. It hurts to say, but you earn ten times the money evading import duties than raiding and reaving." The cyborg wiped away an imaginary tear. "It's sad to say."

"Okay." So boring. Maybe when this is over, she should take the Star back to Novo Mount Hua. She should tell the Sect, too. It'd be a fight! Words… flowed by her. She ate and half listened, until the Crier rescued her from this personalized purgatory.

The pirate captain clears his throat. "It's been a while since I've fought with anyone from Mount Hua. It must have been, oh, thirty years back. Old Jiang Su. Do you know him?"

Jiang Su, Jiang Su. A cold look and a sudden shiver of steel. He made her kneel before them. "Yes. He's achieved the final immortality now. Usually he's wandering the Oort, but he was back on… sect business this month."

"Him? He was a pirate then! Well, I suppose anyone can become a saint nowadays." The Crier rubbed the inside of his arm. "I shall pray the Administration enoffs him as a god of petty theft. The man only knows how to steal and drink my wine. But he was a fighter, and I want to see if you are his equal. Shall you dance with me?"

A fight! "Hell yes."



A day had come and gone and no one had joined them.

Lu Xiao had handled recruiting for the morning. Ge Qibing was down in the guts of the reactor room with the user manual by his side, growing more and more nervous by the second, so Lu Xiao, being the boldest and probably the most dashing, sat underneath a pavilion after he made a decently stirring speech. It was unfortunate that he was also the most honest of the crew. When the crowd asked about wages, he could only say that they had no money, but they were sure to get some in the coming days.

"Nah, piss on that," grumbled a man without eyes. "Let's go, boys," and everyone followed.

Ge Qibing finished his rounds in the reactor just in time to watch the crowd leave the piers. They dissolved back into the formless mob, intent on a bit of food, entertainment, before their cruisers left port again. "You should've lied," Ge told him.

"I can't lie." Lu Xiao dragged a hand over his face. "How's the reactor?"

"I'm ready to become a comrade in the Equal Kingdom of Diyu."

The other man clicked his tongue. "Damnation."

They sat together in comfortable contemplation of the ticking bomb behind them.

"You kinda get that feeling where you're sort of floating along?" Lu Xiao asked Ge Qibing suddenly. "Toss'd and turn'd in the sea of Fate."

"Mn." He scratched the scar where his nose was. Maybe he should cover it up.

"I mean, after we blew a hole in the orbital, I knew what we were going to do. We were going to wander the System, fight some real bad motherfuckers. I'm talking like, demon on top of tyrant on top of slavering killer."

"Uhnm."

"We'd be like, heroes or some shit. The shooting stars of the new generation. Man, we're a long way from that." Lu Xiao hissed a breath through his ivory teeth. "Shitdamn. We're a long way from that. We don't got no crew, we don't got no plan, and we're stuck in the worst hive of scum and villainy this side of existence. Are you even listening?"

"Hm? Oh, no." The short man's ruined face itched like hell. "You shouldn't worry that much," Ge Qibing continued, scratching the scar that still leaked an unidentified fluid, "you do these things one at a time. For now, find people who can work the ship's systems and reactor."

"All those bitches fucked off. We are high on esprit de corps but short on fungible cash."

"Perhaps we should go to them," Ge Qibing offered. "There has to be someone somewhere who wants to trade up."

"I wouldn't trust one who could. A mercenary-"

"We blew up our own sect's orbital," the shorter pointed out. "That's pretty bad. And what Xiaoke Zhuanzi did to-"

A polite cough.

The two of them looked up and saw a ghost. A whole silent pack of them. Statues of colored glass, in the facsimile of men. "You're looking for a crew," the leader said. She was a young woman, almost a girl. Her hair was in loops, a style generations long dead. So were all the rest, three indistinct figures that the living couldn't make out the features of. "We have one."

Ge Qibing and Lu Xiao looked at each other. "Do you have qualifications?"

"See that 'cruiser?" She pointed at the fifth berth.

"You mean that junk heap?" Ge had to laugh. "It's taped together with prayer and spit. It's a historical piece. I'm surprised it hasn't blown up yet. A tattered old toy. Just the look of it gives me tetanus. It must be-"

"It's mine." The ghost said, cold as ice.

Ge Qibing sucked a breath through his teeth. Lu Xiao was too polite to laugh. "I've kept it going for fifty years. It's seen better days, but that's because I broke out of Hell with it. It's a good cruiser, but it's dead now. Your cruiser over there, it's not long for the living world either. I can smell shipdoom ten years off and I can also see that you are a pack of blithering morons not fit to put the smallest civvie cruiser on autopilot."

"I'm a master of rites, third grade," Ge Qibing protested.

"I'll be sure to consult you when I pass on again."

"Tche." Ge Qibing thought. "Okay, what's your offer?"

The reply was immediate. "I run this cruiser," the ghost jabbed a finger into her chest. "Me. My crew. Not you. You can give me orders and tell me to do this or that, but I will handle everything else. You'll surrender three shares out of every ten to maintenance, and I want my crew's pay in hell money. We can discuss the rates later."

Am I being bluffed? Lu Xiao scratched his chin. Yeah, you couldn't tell ghosts based on age. There were ghouls from the darkest pits of Diyu that looked like they should be going around begging for candy. Still, it was too apropos. He looked at the ugly little man beside him, who shrugged.

Hell.

"We'll consider it. Of course, I'd like you to meet our commander before we put everything to paper."

"Her?" The ghost snorted, an old expression on a young face. "She's having it out with the Crier, up in the Astronomical Tower. Everyone's eager for it. Long odds. Crier's a good fighter, probably better than one of your elders."

Lu Xiao and Ge Qibing looked at each other and bolted out of their seats.
 
Eight- The Curious Wonders of Europa
Consider the interesting fact that Berrysea has the lowest theft rates in Europa, as best as the census takers can figure. This is because nobody has anything to steal in Berrysea, but if someone did have something to steal, such as a giant shiny crystal statue that could be taken as diamond, someone would definitely have it spirited away to a fence as fast as their legs could take them.

Chen Liangxin's fantasizing mind ran like a sprinter, considering several wild conjectures. A garuda came down and took the remains in its talons. It stood up itself and walked out the door. The People's Republic of Diyu sent out a rider for it, so that its ghost could forward the dialectic for them in death.

He needed that thing, he needed that like a young entrepreneur needed a ten million sol loan from their folks. He didn't want to live like this.

His mind calmed down. Work through it. The apartment block had an internal security system, let's start from there. Liangxin opened a cabinet and put his loot in there, behind a layer of tinfoil and lead. It was a shit hiding place but it was all he had. Then he stepped out-

-and back in again for the bag because he's not gonna make the same mistake twice. Ha! Fuck you, M. Unknown Thief!

There was green mold all over the hallway. Crept down from the corners and covered the doors. Eyeholes stared at Chen Liangxin. Was the thief someone inside the apartment?

No, said the secfeed. The security officer was busy snoring face down into his lunch, and it wasn't worth his paycheck bothering waking up.

Chen Liangxin walked out into the Europan day again. This time, he traveled by the wormway.

The wormways were once the Europan Catacombs. The barbarian religions put all their dead under the ground, in great necropoli, to wait for the return of their great god so that they could rise again and become one with the god. The wormways were once the Europan bomb shelters. In centuries and centuries past, before the systems were united, the Tyrant of Europa had warred with the junta of Mars, who made a big show of building inter-planetary bombardment missiles. The Tyrant made a big show of fortified underground bunkers, too. The point is, the wormways were a lot of things. Right now, they were nice and warm and pleasantly criminal.

Also stained with soot and smoke. You couldn't walk ten meters without passing by a pack of indigents and downtrodden roasting gutter prawns over piles of wooden metro signs.

Chen Liangxin always wondered about that. How much wood is down in the wormway, anyways? Sooner or later they'd have to start on the plastic. And then die from the fumes.

He massaged his stab vest. He was throwing the signs, that he was one of the right people, a friend of friends, except the logic of some thieves went; so if you're a thief, you can't actually go to the cops (not that they're ever around), so pay up real quick or we'll gut yer a long ways.

You know you really should join up with Tianshanhai real quick.

An underground river trickled by him. It covered a railway. A barge polled by him with a pack of nervously excited tourists, watched over by Eneh the Oortian with her plasma tap, taking them on a calculated shakedown tourist route.

He waved them with a muttered curse, because Eneh was a mate and also would have words with him if he wasn't the 'thrilling brush with danger' that Eneh's vacation service provided.

Liangxin conquered the steep staircase that led out of the sad sunken remnants of the Europan Subterranean Metro and into the more happier, lively (in a fungal sense) Europan Underground Market Level.

It wasn't much of a market.

It wasn't very level, either.

It was a bunch of old roads covered with rock and opened tunnels with the topological variance of crumpled paper.

It was a haunt of goblins. They grew great fruit. It was fragrant in these parts. No sizzling smoke or oily grease. If someone clubbed you here, you'd wake up and justifiably think you woke up in the heaven of your choice. The odor of Bierhals and Daughter assailed Chen Liangxin like the world's most perfumed champion pugilist.

"Oh, it's you," said the titular daughter. Many people made the case to Sisi Beirhals that she was clearly a human, although she said since goblins were shapeshifters that was no actual disqualifier. "Daaad!" Her bubblegum popped. "Customer here!"

The titular Beirhals rose out behind a stand of oranges, framed by all the dazzling variety of melons natural evolution and bioengineering bestowed on the world. "You're not here for the melons, are you?" The tone was despondent, and then sharp. "Hands in your pockets!" he screeched.

Chen Liangxin did so in a guilty start. It wasn't his fault. There was something so pleasingly fluffable about the scruff of feathers poking out of Beirhals' child sized sweater, so tawny and soft, around downright adorable big watery eyes, that it provoked within most people the same reaction that drove cat videos online to multi-million views. It could almost make the unwise fluffer forget that while Beirhals looked like a walking owl, owls were known for swooping down on rodents and breaking their spines with a kung fu grip. Soundlessly.

"We'll see about the melons," Liangxin decided. It'd be a shame not to. "I was actually here about-"

"Information." The word was dragged out of Beirhals' beak. "Every time. And half the time I say something, some punter comes around and uses me as a football."

"It's a hard knock life. I'm not asking for anything much…"

"Everyone opens with that," Sisi pointed out, leaning back.

"Boots off the counter, dear," Beirhals said. "Fine, but I better see some scratch coming up. Whatddya want?"

His wallet was getting lighter and lighter by degrees. The stack of sols was nice and thick before. Almost unbendable. Now thoroughly bendable. Maybe he could afford one really nice thing after rent. "Wanted to ask if someone was-"

Something strange? No, there's hundreds of them.

A human body? Could the sairira even be recognized as a body?

"-being Buddhist around these parts," he completed. "I mean, unofficially official."

"Aaah," Bierhals nodded. This was familiar ground. It was unfortunate that owls had no nose to tap in a cunning fashion, but he managed a good sardonic wink. "Well, someone came in yesterday, placed a bulk order for monk food. Pretty sure I saw the six dots on his head, and he was wearing a wig. Monks. Religiously unable to lie unless it gets your ass in the temple. I heard they were about in the docks, for one reason or another." Bierhals shook his head. "I wonder what they're doing."

"Probably prayin' for our technically non-existent souls," Sisi nodded, plopping down a sweet melon for her father to carve up with a very long and silver knife. "Here, have this. Hundred and ten for the lot."

"Is it a good melon?" Liangxin rapped it with a finger. "I know you gave Cutty a painted up radish last time-"

He floated away in an ecstasy. It was rapture in fructose. Ambrosia in a rind. He grinned all the way through the wormways, over a bridge overlooking a canal. It distracted him from everything, including the voice saying, "grab this chuckler."

What followed was a subjective eternity of pain. He arrived more or less functional and he came out bruised. He was certain the shits broke a rib. "Hey hey hey!" unseen hazy shape no. 1 slapped him. "Wake up. Chen Liangxin, that you?"

"Mmmrughrh?"

"Grand. Grand. Here." A hand wiped the blood out of his eyes. Vision resolved three figures.

"I know you." Chen Liangxin spat out a bloody tooth. A tooth. What did she say? You're a known man. You can't go it alone. "The Bangjia."

"That's us. Now, we have your wallet, your loot, and your life in my hands." The leader had a baseball cap pulled over his eyes. There was an unwarranted friendliness to his voice. "Here's what's going to happen. You're going to go back to your apartment and bring the rest of the money to us."

"I don't have it. I brought it all with me."

"Seriously? Dumbfuck. Okay, Number Two. You blooded yet?"

"Nossir."

Shitfire.

He felt himself get dragged up. Number Two was given a gun by the unspeaking third, who he couldn't see clearly. In the edge of his field of cognition, he heard a splashing. Someone was poleling down the river.

"Take this gun and shoot him."

Number Two was going to hesitate, Chen Liangxin realized. Cold blooded murder took some building up to. This was going to Make Number Two, from level one punk to level ten hitman. So. Don't think. That's the trick.

"Hey, can I see your gun?"

"Huh?"

Chen Liangxin took the gun out of the confused Number Two's hands and shot him in the leg. He threw himself out of the bridge, smashing through a layer of plywood and firing shots in the direction of the other two Bangjias. They returned fire, but stayed on the bridge. They had his money, after all, and that was the important thing.

He landed back first on a microeconomic contributor to the Europan tourism industry, colloquially referred to as suckers. "What?" Eneh exploded, in both senses. There was a flash of bright light, hot ionized air streaming from her lantern-looking tap and into her palm, the Celestial (or, depending on translation, bright, blue, or hot) Art of the Oortians.

The Bangjia beat feet. She turned her fury on Chen Liangxin. "Explain, Chen."

The heat made him delirious. Or maybe that's the blood loss. He felt the blood on his face dry into grit. "Bangjia," he croaked, crawling over to an open bench. "Hope I'm not disturbing."

"Not at all!" A thick, dumb and well bred grin. "I'm getting more than my money's worth. Here, man, have some brandy." It burned on the way down, it made Chen Liangxin's head ache but he accepted the largesse of the second estate because he's not that rich or proud yet.

Saturnian accent. One of the thick as grass petty royalty that sprung up in its rocky wastes. Historically, Saturn was filled with petty kings. You got a stretch of cloud-island, you built a fortress on it, and hey, presto, you got the blood royal. Time and fortune divested most kings of their seats and their armies, but they still had their title. And that's all they needed. Three of them were on the boat, young, sleek, and entirely decorative. The really important person was a grey accountant. It was this profession that ran Saturn, and hordes of them were imported to the Sun to staff the Administration's Tax Service, just as Oortians were imported to fill the Space Service.

"What's the issue," a princess or duchess or whatever-the-fuck wanted to know. "Is it a blood feud? Oh, I must know."

"I can honestly say it was because of my ill-gotten loot," Chen Liangxin said honestly. She squealed in joy and he looked at Eneh. See? I'm just an attraction. She returned the look. You look like shit.

The divine largesse of kings was good for a hundred sol. He probably could have gotten more except the accountant got a decided pointy look. The three extraneous royalty got the point, and they departed soon later.

"You look like shit," Eneh repeated verbally. She riffled through a stack of bills and nodded. "Heard you pulled off a big score."

"They fucking took it, the bastards." Liangxin tottered onto the canalside and dropped his head into his hands. "No, fuck. That's not the important thing. Its-" He hesitated. Should he trust her with this? No. He couldn't.

It was the fucking Bangjia who broke into his house. That thought came to him like a flash. Yeah, that was their jackal style. Well, fuck them all. They're down one recruit, he has their gun, this ugly squat revolver chambered with rounds that was meant for killing megafauna. Yeah, fuck them. Double fuck them. He will be the one doing the fucking.

"Shit for you," Eneh agreed. "You look like hell warmed over. You want to go anywhere?"
 
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