Voidwalkers' Ballad: A Trashy Space Fantasy Quest

Oooooo lizard-boys!

Hmm,,,I might have trouble writing thirst for lizard-boys since that's not my personal thing, but hunky boys with a bit of an aquaman scale-hard-arms vibe?

I can do that

I can definitely do that
 
1-8: Where the Story Goes Sideways
[X] "What's the eye tattoo on your back?"
[X] "...I just realized, I don't have any of my belongings."

"What's with the tattoo on your back?" You ask before you find the wherewithal to be smart about it.

Chiera pauses, looks at you with a sideways smirk, then chuckles. "You...weren't paying attention."

Uhhhh...

She turns to face you and rolls her shoulders, contours rippling in her arms and neck. "Cute. I'd say it's rude to stare, but I quite like the attention."

She shifts the hem of her leotard, revealing a similar eye tattoo by her waist. "Let's just say I have eyes everywhere," she says.

"Wait, what?" you ask.

Chiera gives an impish grin. "Do you ever dream of a constellation speaking to you?"

"...No?" you say.

"Okay, then...You're a writer-boy, you know about some of those fancy-pants heroes with statues?"

"That doesn't narrow things down."

Chiera sighs and leans on a door frame, "Most of those heroes are gifted with fun magic powers, jumping from place to place, seeing the future, floating, setting people on fire--which sounds like fun..."

You know what she's talking about. "Those stories are myth," you say, "The civilizations that existed prior to ours had some strange artifacts sure, but that's all that remains: artifacts."

Chiera wags a finger. "Uh uh uh! Those old gods are still around. And one of them gave me more eyes than I know what to do with. And when I asked it, it told me to go explore!"

You give her an incredulous look. "Really?"

Chiera thinks for a moment before saying, "Well, what actually happened was that I asked the constellation 'I have too many damn eyes, what the hell am I supposed to do with all these eyes,' and it told me, 'Sounds like a you problem.' And then my hometown saw that their local heartthrob now had all these creepy eyes all over her body, and they were all 'burn the witch!' so I told them to fuck off."

"Wait," you ask, "So what do these 'eyes' do?"

Chiera cackles. "They're eyes, dummy. Except eyes I can slap onto shit and leave wherever!"

Your head's starting to hurt. "How...does that even work?"

"Don't care!" Chiera says, "Weird space god shit! What's real weird, though, is now I keep running into other people with weird space god powers all the time. Hascha's like that too."

"What's his power?" You ask, foolishly, to which Chiera offers a wicked smile.

"Try to swing a punch at him," she says, "Trust me, tell him I made you."

This whole exchange feels...too much for you. Too much weirdness all at once. It's times like this when you'd want to take a shower to gather your thoughts, except...

You check your pockets. You have your wallet, with your ID and a Norte cred-chip, a pen, and...

"Wait..." you say, "I don't have any of my belongings."

Chiera pauses, then nods. "That's right...Hascha does this sometimes, dragging cute boys into his messes. Usually they can find their own way out, though...You can use some of Hascha's spare clothes. It'll fit better than mine, for sure. We'll take that cred-chip of yours and we'll get you some proper clothes and equipment, and I'll set you up in the ship."

"But...that's my rent money," you say. Well, half of it was rent money, for that spare room you'd rented out in Izuraa to reset yourself.

Chiera nods, then says, "Sit down for this."

When you oblige her, she says, "You're not going back to Izuraa. You've got a merc gang on your ass now. If you go home, you're gonna get blown up, and if you call your folks, they'll get hunted too. You're an outlaw now."

[ ] "How can you do this to me?"
[ ] "I'm really not cut out for this!"
[ ] "I'll need a new notebook for writing."
[ ] "Will I need to buy a gun?"
[ ] "This is not as sexy as I imagined it would be."
[ ] Write in!

Chiera is now part of the party! She has a full character sheet now:

Skills:
  • Diplomacy (Plan A)
  • Arm Breakin' (Plan B)
  • Landscape Painting
Domains:
  • Underworld economics
  • Qin'taari visual arts
Blessing:
  • Portable eyes that can leave behind anywhere.
  • From a constellation-god whose name Chiera does not know and who has scarcely spoken to her since it granted Chiera this gift.
Languages:
  • Cana'siin (Fluent, Common in this sector)
  • Av'erai (Fluent, Common)
  • Menuksha (Enough to Get By, Common)
  • Asa-Xiumi (Native, Homeworld)
Givens:
  • I'm an ex-athletic powerlifter.
  • I have a sharp memory.
  • I am supremely unflappable.
Complications:
  • I don't suffer fools.
  • I assume the worst, every time.
 
1-9: Where the Story Goes Sideways
[X] "This is not as sexy as I imagined it would be."
[X] "I'll need a new notebook for writing."

The dull, echoing shock of realizing your home is gone.

Your family.

Your old apartment.

Your friends, or whatever passed for such.

Gone.

And instead, your mind is trained on the neckline of Chiera's leotard.

"This isn't as sexy as I thought it would be..." You mutter.

Chiera cackles in response. "Ah, damn, I gotta disagree about that! Freedom? Danger? Violence? Please! There's nothing sexier in the Spiral! Sure, it's a lot to learn in a short time, but once you learn the ropes, you're set! You never run out of things to impress pretty strangers."

She traces your eye-line and winks. "And I'll say this much--once you get good at this, it starts to show, you know?"

Wax in your throat.

You try to cough up some excuse, but instead, she stands up and pats you on the shoulder. "Don't worry. I was pretty spooked at first. The firsts are always tough. First time shooting someone, first time getting shot, first time waking up next to someone sent to kill you... But you get used to it!"

"Wait, what was that last one?" you ask.

"Don't worry about it!" Chiera says with a gleaming smirk, "Point is, you'll figure it out."

You look nervously around, and say, "...Okay. I'll figure it out."

"That's the spirit!" Chiera opens the door to an intercom panel, pushes a button, and shouts, "Hey, cowboy! All good if this lost gasha-puppy borrows some of your clothes?"

"No mind," the intercom crackles back, "Just nothin' with the sequins. They're delicate."

"Careful, Hascha, he's in earshot!"

"Ah, shit, the erkka's out of the cage. Ain't much I can do 'bout that."

Chiera closes the panel door and smiles. "Clothes handled. Might be a bit tight in places, but it's just for a day. Shower's down the hall, I'll leave the spares outside the door."

Okay. Breathe, Mirin, breathe. Pretend you didn't hear anything about getting shot...

The shower itself is suspiciously large for what you'd imagine for a starship, as if it was built to fit two. Seems like a bit of a waste when space is supposed to be at a premium, but you've never been in a starship before (hell, you haven't been off planet before...), so who are you to talk?

You realize, as you scrub yourself down, that--all things considered--you should be a lot more scared and angry about this whole...situation. But you're not. You're thrilled. You're glad to be out of Izuraa, out of Yu-Kezaahi, away from home.

But away, towards what?

You open the door out of the restroom, peeking out to find, sure enough, a small pile of clothes, neatly folded and warm. As it turns out, Hascha has a roughly similar frame to you (albeit with a lot more...muscle definition...and whatnot), so his spare grey sweatpants and white tee (with an oddly plunging neckline) seem to fit well enough, save for being a bit tight at your belly and hips.

Wait. No. It's tight around your ass, is what. Whatever, it fits well enough, although...

You fish out a note in one of the sweatpant's pockets, written in near-impeccable script:
Your quarters is 3rd from cockpit. --Chiera.
The Double Dog Dare is small enough that you can find the bunk easily enough--it looks like there are only five such rooms in this ship, in fact. The room itself is sparse, owing to your lack of stuff, but it's well-lit, and comfortable, and the bed's already been set up.

But...you're not ready to sleep quite yet.

You want to check something.

Hascha, as it turns out, is still in the cockpit, reclining against the captain's chair and admiring the view of stars and nebulas and space anomalies whirring by. Clearly unaware, clearly worth a shot.

You creep towards the cockpit, as silently as you can, through the already-open door. You pause, wind up a swing, and...your wrist is caught in the air. You find yourself whirled in a spiral, caught in a gentle-yet-firm headlock, your cheek pressed against the lightly-prickly neck of a somehow-standing Hascha Tarrn, smelling of leather, liquor, and hints of clove and mint.

"Lemme guess..." Hascha's voice rumbles against your cheekbones, sending an electric thrill down the back of your neck. "Chiera dared you to try and deck me?"

No sense in lying. "...Yeah," you admit.

Hascha chuckles, still holding a sinewed forearm against your throat. "Well, you ain't the first to try. Wanna know how I did that?"

You try to nod, but you realize your head is locked into place. "...Yes," you croak.

You feel Hascha smile, his jaw shifting against your temple. "You need to learn how to struggle more. Thrash about an' whatnot. Anyway, I got...a gift. Some ol' statue up and spoke to me, and said, 'Hey Hascha, I'm gonna need you for something. Go toughen up. See the Spiral. Get a crew. Become hero material. 'Cause someday...you'll need to be a hero.' So I packed up. Got my hands on a ship. Met Chiera. And...well, I see things. Seconds 'fore they happen. Gives me an edge."

"Have you heard from that statue since?" You ask.

"Nah..." Hascha says, "But it's coming. I feel it. Everything happening to me...can't be a coincidence. Destiny's calling, you feel me?"

You certainly feel him--the warmth of his chest, radiating from the alcohol. His heartbeat, pulsing in the wrist pressed against your neck. His breath, damp against your ear.

"...Maybe?" you say, "I haven't had any experience like that. I...I'm just a writer..."

Wait. That reminds you...

"I need to get a new notebook," you say, "I lost my old one."

Hascha pauses, then starts laughing so hard that he abruptly lets go of you--at which point you realize you had so completely melted into Hascha's embrace that you had stopped using your legs for standing. As you pick yourself up from the floor, reeling from the spike of pain in your lower back, Hascha says, "Y'know I was about to apologize for dragging you into this hotshot biz, but if your takeaway from today was 'I gotta write this down,' well... Damn, you really do got a spark in you."

He holds out a hand to help you up. As he pulls you to your feet, he says, "Rest up, Jyenar. As good as you look in my clothes, I'm gonna want that shirt back. And the gun."

His eyes sparkle against the streaks of starlight outside the cockpit window, his face mere inches from--

"Welcome to the crew," he says. "We'll be coming in at sunup on the Sprawl. Best be ready."

CHAPTER 2 IS COMING UP NEXT!
 
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Actually, here's a thing to ask about!

Another call for people to bring in their own bi/pan heartthrobs!

I've already got a mind towards a big beefy strong-silent type with scaley sleeves...

I'm considering an edgy lithe Megeara type, too, but...what are folks clamoring for? I want a broad array of smoochable space-magic-imbued badasses :)
 
Awesome, we're gonna have Amir "Scales" Nagase, big stronk rock-hard-abs boy (with a heart of gold), and a grumpy catgirl (name TBD) with like...the edgiest weapon I can think of...coming up soon! If you have ideas for magic space powers, lemme know!

They're gonna be Chosen like Hascha and Chiera, too!
 
I want a broad array of smoochable space-magic-imbued badasses :)
I don't typically weigh in on these matters but this quest seems kind of underappreciated so i will. perhaps:
  • a cute enby who basically lives in the engine room (does this ship have one of those? seems like it could with ~4-5 crew...) this is all i can think about after binging through two years of ADCQ
  • cyborg himbo :thonk:
edit: oof just too late :(
 
oh, it's NEVER too late! who knows, maybe some extra characters will show up! Maybe Scales is the cute enby in the engine room...it'll be a chance for me to fuck around with pronouns a bit...
 
AN IMPLANT ALONG HER SPINE THAT ALLOWS HER TO TELEKINETICALLY SUMMON SIX GLOWING BLUE ARMS THAT CAN PUNCH THROUGH SOLID STEEL

They're tiny rectancles that are sunk into her skin and you can gently kiss the joining between metal and flesh and make her purr!
 
2-1 Cana’siin Dreams
2. Cana'siin Dreams

Growing up, Canas was always a looming shade in the horizon, a gravity well you never truly got near to.

Three billion people, under the flag of one planetary state.

A small continent in a massive ocean, crammed from coast to coast with urban sprawl.


You never really thought about what that kind of place looked like. Sure, you saw pictures of it, holovids of the crowded streets. Hell, you went to school to master the intricacies of its language for aesthetic application. But you never thought of going there yourself.

Yu-Kezaahi back home was a city of not even eight hundred thousand, and even that felt like a city you could get lost in.

But a city four thousand times larger?

The mere thought would have given you a headache.

But no amount of thought could have prepared you for the view itself, framed by the cockpit window of the Double Dog Dare.

A volcanic range of glass and steel mountains arcing into the horizon. A wireframe sculpture of intertwined roads and tramlines snapped in place with clips and pins the size of your apartment building back home. A mosaic of lights flickering shut in a slow tide as the sun over Canas filters through the heart of the Sprawl like light through a fine mesh.

Massive.

Overwhelming.

A bit obscene.

Incredible.

"A nightmare, eh?" Chiera said, noticing your slack-jawed gaze. "Can't imagine living down there. And you're just seeing it from the air! On the ground, it's even worse! You can't even see the sky!"

You shake yourself out of your trance. "I was about to say it's beautiful," you say.

Chiera raises an eyebrow. "Really?"

You shrug. "Think about how big three billion or so people is. There are so many stories hidden in there. People who've spent their whole lives in this one city, who may have some ties to the broader Spiral, maybe don't. This is the kind of place a lot of hero stories ignore, because there's this push towards finding the unknown out there, but in a city this big, the unknown might be right next to you. In a place with this many people, there's an exception to almost every kind of person, no matter how strange that exception is. If you tried to catalog the lives of everyone just in one of those buildings, you couldn't capture it in a lifetime, and there's beauty to that, too. All those stories that can't all be captured by one person or book, but still have love and pain and life and meaning anyway."

Chiera studies your face, narrowing her eyes. "...But you wouldn't want to live there, would you?"

"Oh, gods, no," you say, to Chiera's apparent relief, "I'm honestly scared to step foot down there. I'm probably going to get lost down there."

"Or arrested," Chiera muses.

"Or kidnapped on the streets…"

"Or trapped on a tram line a hundred feet in the air…"

"Or mugged in broad daylight…"

"Or you run into an ex whom you can't decide whether you want to fuck or kill..."

"Wait, what was that?" you ask.

Chiera shrugs. "Bad breakup. More likely than getting mugged, though."

"Alright, hush up," Hascha says from the pilot's seat, "Gotta hail our pad."

Hascha taps an incomprehensible sequence into the ship control console, calling up a holoprojection of some spinning logo. "This is Independent Freighter SF-314-4923-1903A Double Dog Dare, I do believe we've got a cozy little pad cued up on your dock."

The voice on the projection crackles. "That you do, Double Dog Dare. You're cleared to land. Welcome back, Hascha."

"You, me, tonight?" Hascha asks.

"You wish."

Hascha snickers. "Taking that as a yes. Dare out."

He turns to you and Chiera. "So, our contact's gonna meet us 'round the evening, at the 18th hour, Canas…" he checks the ship console "...Far West Time. Gives us time to cool our heels."

Chiera nods. "One of us should keep at the Dare. Since folks aren't above breaking into ships like ours."

"Agreed," Hascha says. "Though we should get our poet some threads." He eyes your hip. "...And get him strapped."

"Wait, wait, wait," you interrupt, "Why am I getting a gun?"

"Depends," Chiera says, "Can you crack someone's arm in half?"

"What?" You sputter.

Hascha smirks. "'Cause everyone else is strapped." Noticing the look on your face, he continues, "Don't worry, hotshot, I'll teach you how to shoot it. I won't always be there with a flash-bang to get you out, you know."

Chiera crosses her arms and leans on the cockpit door frame. "So! Sounds like a full day for our poet-boy! Ready for some shopping?"

Who will you shop with?
[ ] Hascha
[ ] Chiera

What kind of clothing will you buy?
[ ] Familiar clothes. Denim and T-shirts, sturdy jacket, mesh running shoes, muted colors
[ ] Hotshot clothes. Skinny pants, hoverbiker's jacket, combat boots, black and loud accent colors [Write your own!]
[ ] Explorer's clothes. Lots of pockets, insulated jacket, steel-toe boots, earth tones.
[ ] Flashy clothes. Kurta and fitted pants, wool cloak, leather shoes, loud colors and decorations.
[ ] Sparkling clothes. Frilly clothes and makeup, gold-buttoned peacoat, suede shoes, blues, magentas, and gold.

What kind of weapon will you buy?
[ ] Relby & Daviid R-5 "Suggestion" [Electroshock, Point-Blank, Less-Lethal]
[ ] Dieter-Asahara "Introduction" [Concealed, Pocket]
[ ] Anna-Gaston GG-2b [Reliable, Customizable, High-Recoil]
[ ] Relby & Daviid R-12 "Ultimatum" [Brutal, Intimidating, Unwieldy]
[ ] A goddamn longsword
 
a cute enby who basically lives in the engine room (does this ship have one of those? seems like it could with ~4-5 crew...) this is all i can think about after binging through two years of ADCQ

This is still living rent free in my head, and now I want a starfighter engineer from Morgenthau Spacewerks to run into Mirin and talk starfighter systems and maybe smooch
 
2-2 Cana’siin Dreams
Hi I couldn't stop thinking about this so I'm just gonna keep cooking! Sorry, but Mirin's outfit choices (and this cute dorky NPC I'm gonna put him in front of!) kept living in my head rent-free.

Who will you shop with?

[x] Hascha
[ ] Chiera

What kind of clothing will you buy?
[ ] Familiar clothes. Denim and T-shirts, sturdy jacket, mesh running shoes, muted colors
[ ] Hotshot clothes. Skinny pants, hoverbiker's jacket, combat boots, black and loud accent colors [Write your own!]
[ ] Explorer's clothes. Lots of pockets, insulated jacket, steel-toe boots, earth tones.
[x] Flashy clothes. Kurta and fitted pants, wool cloak, leather shoes, loud colors and decorations.
[ ] Sparkling clothes. Frilly clothes and makeup, gold-buttoned peacoat, suede shoes, blues, magentas, and gold.

What kind of weapon will you buy?
[x] Relby & Daviid R-5 "Suggestion" [Electroshock, Point-Blank, Less-Lethal]
[ ] Dieter-Asahara "Introduction" [Concealed, Pocket]
[ ] Anna-Gaston GG-2b [Reliable, Customizable, High-Recoil]
[ ] Relby & Daviid R-12 "Ultimatum" [Brutal, Intimidating, Unwieldy]
[ ] A goddamn longsword

"Listen," Hascha said, "You're gonna need someone who knows a thing or two about handguns, and, well, I know a thing or two about handguns."

Chiera snickers. "I'd say you have a handgun problem."

"Ah, hush," Hascha says, "'S not my fault my hobbies are expensive."

You don't have a stake in this—as long as someone is holding your hand through the Sprawl, you'd be happy. The noise and density of life in this place is outright daunting to you.

Step one was clearly shopping. Hascha recommended a week's worth of clothes, a sturdy jacket or equivalent, and some solid shoes. Oh, and it had to look good.

"The getup you had back on Thrieva Noru?" Hascha says as you stroll down some market street, "It looked cute, but you're a spacer now. Substance is nice, but style is royal."

You give him a skeptical look.

"What?" Hascha says, "You think I dressed like this 'fore I took to stars? Nuh-uh. You've gotta new life in front of you. All those fantasies about how you'd look? Take 'em! 'Cause now? Anybody coming to say shit 'bout how you dress gotta get into shooting range."

You aren't sure about your capacity to threaten naysayers with violence, but Hascha, you reason, is on to something. Anyone that could have judged you back home is...well, you're not going home.

You're, for all intents and purposes, for better and for worse, a new man.

Despite everything, that feels incredible.

You find yourself drawn to a few kurta-pajama sets that look a bit like holiday garb back home. Cotton and silk knee-length tunics, with slits at the side to allow for free movement, in loud reds, oranges, and greens, all adorned in extravagant detailing of golds, blues, and whites. They'd all be paired with white cotton pants, not necessarily tight so much as form-fitting. You'd be inviting opinions about your legs, which...hopefully, they'd be good opinions.

You try on a few samples and show them to Hascha. "Is this...good? Should there be more pockets?"

Hascha smirks. "Like I said: style over substance. You'll prob'ly have some ominous briefcase or whatnot. You'd want something warm on top, though."

Soon enough, you find something: a flowing burgundy cloak with a gold clasp. Probably not helpful in a driving wind, but more than enough for winters back home. Practical enough.

Next were the guns. The shop Hascha takes you to is helmed by an old Kendaran (which is significant, considering how faraway Kendara is from Cana'siin space), and...despite Hascha's visible enthusiasm, the very air in the place has a dull weight to it.

You hold a pocket pistol in your hand, similar to the one Hascha handed you back in Izuraa, trying its weight, only to find that (even unloaded), you can't bring yourself to raise it.

Hascha regales you with the history of Dieter-Asahara handguns ("I'm a Relby guy through and through, but the folks at D-A do compact like nobody else!"), but eventually you can't keep the question from bubbling upward like warm blood.

"Hascha, you've killed people before, right?"

He nods. "Yep." And, answering the question you were about to ask, he says, "First fella I still see in dreams. But it gets easy. Too easy, prob'ly. You lose count."

A grim pallor bleaches the color out of his voice.

"I'm...sorry," you cough out.

Hascha shrugs. "'S fine. If I didn't kill 'im, he'd've offed me. Wasn't personal."

The pistol in your hand feels even heavier.

Hascha pats you on the shoulder—you keep forgetting how strong his hands are. "Hey, don't get a plasma piece on my word. Get yourself a stunner, take some baby steps. Someday, you'll have to pop a bolt in someone's skull. But it ain't gotta be today."

You pick out a small electroshock pistol by Hascha's own Relby-Daviid, which the gun vendor stresses is a "less-lethal" option—nothing's truly non-lethal, they tell you. Its shots will dissipate to a light tickle out of very short range, but at point-blank, it'll short out someone's heart for a precious few seconds. Shame you don't have time to try it out, since you're apparently doing Outlaw Business in the eveni—

"Hold up," Hascha says, "Chiera's pinging us." He taps his wrist-comm, and a hologram of Chiera's face flickers to life.

"Evenin', friend," Hascha drawls.

"Our contact just pinged us," Chiera says, "They've got delays on their end, so we'll chat in the morning. Apparently they got two more they want with us on the gig."

"...interesting..." Hascha muses. "Curious what they got in mind for us."

"You and me both. Don't get too drunk, Hascha. Dynaara out." And the hologram cuts out.

Hascha turns to you. "Well! Looks we got a free evening! I'd say get yourself a map of the joint, explore the neighborhood a bit! You're in the Sprawl, you can get anything here—well, except for some wide-open space."

"What about you?" you ask, half-knowing the answer.

"I got a few...'calls' to make," Hascha says with a wink. "Ask Chiera 'bout getting the codes to the Dare. It's your home, too, now. If you need me, you should have my comm frequency—but you should really call Chiera instead. Trust me."

GEAR ACQUIRED: Relby & Daviid R-5 "Suggestion" [Electroshock, Point-Blank, Less-Lethal, Untrained]

Where do you go? (Pick 1)

[ ] [Not an Adventurer] To a gun range, to try out this new gun. [Clear "Untrained" tag from pistol]
[ ] [Poet] To a stationery store, to buy a new notebook [Open "Writing" as a downtime activity]
[ ] [Mini-Painter] To a board game store, to rebuild your tabletop mini set. [Open "Mini-Painting" as a downtime activity]
[ ] To a bookstore, to get a bit of background info on Cana'siin space, or maybe a bit more language experience. [Learn more information about this neck of the Spiral, or to gain "The important words" mastery of a Common or Common in this sector language.]
[ ] [Disaster Bi] To a bar, to see how you feel in your new outfit. [Bonus to flirting]

Wherever you go, you're going to run into someone cute. It's just a matter of the context in which you meet them!
 
[X] [Mini-Painter] To a board game store, to rebuild your tabletop mini set. [Open "Mini-Painting" as a downtime activity]

I want painted minis of the Double Dog Dare's crew, us included.
 
[X] [Mini-Painter] To a board game store, to rebuild your tabletop mini set. [Open "Mini-Painting" as a downtime activity]
 
[X] [Mini-Painter] To a board game store, to rebuild your tabletop mini set. [Open "Mini-Painting" as a downtime activity]
 
2-3 Cana’siin Dreams
[X] [Mini-Painter] To a board game store, to rebuild your tabletop mini set. [Open "Mini-Painting" as a downtime activity]

The holomap you purchased said this place was a stationery store, but by some strange serendipity, it turned out to in fact be a board game store--and not just a board game, but one that sells minis for Phalanx Protocol, a naval-combat wargame loosely (emphasis on loosely) based on the Brynt Wars of about 1200 years ago out in the Far Falauches.

You had an entire collection of minis for this game--you primarily played the Tyaan Monarchy, a long-range faction specializing in building up large units and blasting everything from a corner of the map. But you weren't very good at the game; you just liked the style of Tyaan ships.

But that collection was now gone, and...well, this part of you, you weren't ready to give up. So now, you need to rebuild your armada, maybe learn how to get good at Tyaan, finally...

"Um, hi, I love your outfit!"

You turn around to see an incredibly cute person with spindly spectacles, hair clipped at their shoulders, a mint-colored blouse and bowtie over slacks, and a large briefcase of minis. They look at your basket of minis and painting equipment.

"Are you...new to Phalanx?" they ask.

"No," you say, "I just...well, I lost my old collection...long story, so I'm rebuilding it."

They laugh. "Yeah, that checks out. I'd have said 'Hey, Tyaan aren't great for new players unless you really understand economy.'"

You shrug. "Well, I don't, really, I just like the models. And hey, the Tyaan have cool designs. The designers took some real liberties, and I think they work out!"

"I thought the Tyaan designs were super controversial!" the stranger says.

You laugh, "They are, but what can you do, if all you have for historical record is a couple of patrol ships? There's not really a record of what Tyaan capital ships look like, so I Iike that the reconstructions went with the weirdest possible designs."

The stranger says, "Well, I can't fault you there." They hold out a hand. "I'm Asura. Mataro Asura."

"Mirin," you say, shaking their hand and resisting the urge to follow with "a poet." For once, you're not the poet. You're a Phalanx Protocol player, chatting with another player.

"It's good to meet you," Asura says, continuing to shake your hand, "...wait, this is when I let go of your hand, right?"

"...I think so," you say.

Asura lets go of your hand abruptly, then looks around nervously. Their hand, despite its apparent delicacy, had the dry callousing of someone who did a lot of mechanical work. "So...um. You said you played Phalanx, right? Are you...down for a quick skirmish match? I haven't found someone else to play with in a while."

Why are you so flustered by this? "Sure!" you say, a little too forcefully, "I, uh...only have this starter Tyaan fleet for now. Unpainted, obviously..."

"That's okay!" Asura says, "I have two faction fleets with me, if you've every played Qinn'ar or Kamita Templars."

"I have not, which probably means I'll play them better than the faction I know!"

Asura beams and hops a bit. "Great! Someone else at my skill level! I'll set up the map."

Choose a Faction:
[ ] Tyann [Unpainted, Long-Range, Based Around Large Expensive Flagships]
[ ] Qinn'ar [Beginner-Friendly, Balanced, Vulnerable to Extreme Strategies]
[ ] Kamita [Swarm-Based, Close-Combat, Get Stronger With Losses]

Choose a Playstyle:
[ ] [TYANN] Play like you used to, albeit with a smaller fleet than usual
[ ] Play cautiously, reading what Asura is doing before acting.
[ ] Play recklessly, playing to aggressive strategies, meta be damned
[ ] Let Asura win
[ ] Try to win yourself

Strike Up a Conversation With This Incredibly Cute Enby
[ ] "Kamita's a neat faction. How did you get into them?"
[ ] "Do...you know how to do economies in Phalanx? I could take some pointers..."
[ ] [Far Falauches] "Mataro...isn't that a Guanier name?"
[ ] "So...are you from Canas?"
[ ] [DRUNK] "Did you know you're really cute?"
 
[X] Kamita [Swarm-Based, Close-Combat, Get Stronger With Losses]
[X] Play recklessly, playing to aggressive strategies, meta be damned
ZERG RUSH
[X] [Far Falauches] "Mataro...isn't that a Guanier name?"
 
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