289. Payment
- Location
- Arizona
- Pronouns
- Him/His
AN: I think even less highly of this chapter than the previous one, but I am sick and tired of this arc, so I'm just going to blow through this and get through to the next arc. So just bare with me here.
"So, finished at last, young one?"
Most people would be surprised when they were summoned via a portal to the realm of a Random Omnipotent Being. At this point, I was way beyond most people, so it hardly surprised me. The gaggle of people who I had been surviving on the ARK with, aside from Vivian? Not so much - even if they were used to portal by now, the fact one just emerged from thin air surprised them.
That probably explained why we were mostly alone in this room we had ended up in, with myself, Vivian, and Celm being the only ones of note here.
"Yeah, I am. And I think I need to be more consideratevi about gaccepting offers from you in the future."
"So it seems you are learning to think before you act. Good. Though a bit late - most learn that when they are quite a bit younger than you."
Ha. Ha. Ha. "I'm stubborn. Takes a while for me to learn lessons I don't like."
"So it seems. As is, you have completed the task I request you finish. Now, then, comes your reward."
"From you or the, ahem, client?"
"The client."
Moments later, another portal opened, and out stepped a figure I'd best describe as a young business man - green eyes, black hair with platinum streaks, otherwise nothing out of the ordinary. Nice suit, too.
"So, you are the one who solved this mess for me?"
Were you trying to sound rude? "Uh, yeah, I am."
"I see. Apologies - I meant no disrespect. You may refer to me as Kadesh, and thank you for your assistance."
"You're welcome. Why'd you make the ARK so crazy, though? And who decided to throw extra, ahem, 'variables' into your experiment? Jealous friends? A jilted lover-"
"Please shut up."
The words were not spoken with malice, but somehow I knew they were intended to be very serious and complied. Vivian just rose an eyebrow.
"Thank you, and to answer your question, just some bored acquaintances who wanted to mess with me. They have been reprimanded, but they also wrecked the plans of several of my other companions - they stole items my compatriots wished to use to aid or torment their own chosen...victims, I guess."
"What kind of items did they steal."
"Oh, stuff for jumpchains, mostly."
...Say what? "Huh?"
"...You don't know what a jumpchain is?"
"Nope."
Five or so minutes later, and I now knew what a jumpchain was.
Also, why did they have to get friendly ROBs?
'Hey?!'
'Sorry, Viv!'
"Ahem," interrupted Kadesh. "Now that this has been clarified, may we discuss payment? Because I will be quite generous offering reparations for your assistance and all of the inconveniences you endured in dealing with this incident."
Really?
"Yes, really. And you should try to learn ways to hide your thoughts from others - they're too easy to read."
I'm pretty sure my eye started twitching at that. "I see. How much are you willing to offer me?"
"Much - a couple of my compatriots have offered their own compensation for your inconvenience."
This was too good to be true. "What's the catch? I don't think all of them would give this out for free."
"Not much of a catch - some of them had..have strong feelings regarding their plans being messed with."
"You didn't answer entirely to the negative."
Kadesh stared flatly at me for a moment, then allowed a smile to grace his face. "How good of you to notice. Yes, some of them do what compensation. The request is modest, though - merely a sample of your blood."
Hardly a small price.
"True. But there is no intent to use it to oppose you - merely insurance that you will not interfere with their plans any further. They are aware that you are not truly at fault here, but they want assurances."
"I see. So, what exactly would I be receiving for compensation?"
A list promptly flowed into existence before me. "Everything is there. I trust you will find it acceptable."
What was on this list?
...Wow, that was rather tempting.
...Not accepting said payment would probably be an insult to those ROBs, and I didn't have any assurances they wouldn't seek a different form of compensation if I refused.
"...I think this will be acceptable. First, though, why does some of this stuff look like it was put through a word scrambler?"
"Can't we have some fun messing with you?"
"...Fine."
"So it is a deal?"
"Yeah, I guess. I will probably regret this, but whatever."
"Fun. Oh, and I couldn't help but notice how you seemed...intrigued when you learned about jumpchains-"
"I have no interest in bonding with becoming an amusement to another ROB after only recently free myself from the yoke of one."
I made sure to reassuringly put a hand on Vivian's shoulder when I said that. She bristled for a moment, but soon softened.
"Very well. Though, I would like to offer you something from one such jumpchain free of charge."
"Which one?"
"War of the Worlds - something for the martians."
"...Why?"
"Did your son not tell you?"
"What do you me-oh. Yeah. Good point."
"So you accept, then?"
"Yeah, yeah. Also, how much was your experiment messed up before and during my intervention?"
" I believe it is now my turn to ask why?"
"You are giving me way too much support without expectation of recompense."
Kadesh stared at me for a moment, then sighed. "I am livid with anger at my compatriots."
"You want to skin them alive and make a rug out of the results?"
"Only if it left then with permanently raw skin."
"Oh. I see."
Note to self: Kadesh was not someone to anger.
AN: If you say that this chapter doesn't suck, I know you are a liar. Even I will admit this chapter is bad.
So, let me get some things stated:
1. This arc has run on way too damn long because real life has been a pain. I don't want to work on it anymore.
2. We were supposed to see what was on the list offered. That seemed superfluous (this chapter has had everything that isn't total padding cut out already), so I'll leave it more ambiguous.
3. In the interest of making this story easier for new people to get into, I'm wrapping up this story in 10-15 chapters and starting a sequel. That will be a soft reboot, so you won't need to read this story to understand it.
4. Everyone else's fates will be addressed in next chapter. I just want to get this out.
So, read and review, I guess. This is Flameal15k, signing off.
"So, finished at last, young one?"
Most people would be surprised when they were summoned via a portal to the realm of a Random Omnipotent Being. At this point, I was way beyond most people, so it hardly surprised me. The gaggle of people who I had been surviving on the ARK with, aside from Vivian? Not so much - even if they were used to portal by now, the fact one just emerged from thin air surprised them.
That probably explained why we were mostly alone in this room we had ended up in, with myself, Vivian, and Celm being the only ones of note here.
"Yeah, I am. And I think I need to be more consideratevi about gaccepting offers from you in the future."
"So it seems you are learning to think before you act. Good. Though a bit late - most learn that when they are quite a bit younger than you."
Ha. Ha. Ha. "I'm stubborn. Takes a while for me to learn lessons I don't like."
"So it seems. As is, you have completed the task I request you finish. Now, then, comes your reward."
"From you or the, ahem, client?"
"The client."
Moments later, another portal opened, and out stepped a figure I'd best describe as a young business man - green eyes, black hair with platinum streaks, otherwise nothing out of the ordinary. Nice suit, too.
"So, you are the one who solved this mess for me?"
Were you trying to sound rude? "Uh, yeah, I am."
"I see. Apologies - I meant no disrespect. You may refer to me as Kadesh, and thank you for your assistance."
"You're welcome. Why'd you make the ARK so crazy, though? And who decided to throw extra, ahem, 'variables' into your experiment? Jealous friends? A jilted lover-"
"Please shut up."
The words were not spoken with malice, but somehow I knew they were intended to be very serious and complied. Vivian just rose an eyebrow.
"Thank you, and to answer your question, just some bored acquaintances who wanted to mess with me. They have been reprimanded, but they also wrecked the plans of several of my other companions - they stole items my compatriots wished to use to aid or torment their own chosen...victims, I guess."
"What kind of items did they steal."
"Oh, stuff for jumpchains, mostly."
...Say what? "Huh?"
"...You don't know what a jumpchain is?"
"Nope."
Five or so minutes later, and I now knew what a jumpchain was.
Also, why did they have to get friendly ROBs?
'Hey?!'
'Sorry, Viv!'
"Ahem," interrupted Kadesh. "Now that this has been clarified, may we discuss payment? Because I will be quite generous offering reparations for your assistance and all of the inconveniences you endured in dealing with this incident."
Really?
"Yes, really. And you should try to learn ways to hide your thoughts from others - they're too easy to read."
I'm pretty sure my eye started twitching at that. "I see. How much are you willing to offer me?"
"Much - a couple of my compatriots have offered their own compensation for your inconvenience."
This was too good to be true. "What's the catch? I don't think all of them would give this out for free."
"Not much of a catch - some of them had..have strong feelings regarding their plans being messed with."
"You didn't answer entirely to the negative."
Kadesh stared flatly at me for a moment, then allowed a smile to grace his face. "How good of you to notice. Yes, some of them do what compensation. The request is modest, though - merely a sample of your blood."
Hardly a small price.
"True. But there is no intent to use it to oppose you - merely insurance that you will not interfere with their plans any further. They are aware that you are not truly at fault here, but they want assurances."
"I see. So, what exactly would I be receiving for compensation?"
A list promptly flowed into existence before me. "Everything is there. I trust you will find it acceptable."
What was on this list?
...Wow, that was rather tempting.
...Not accepting said payment would probably be an insult to those ROBs, and I didn't have any assurances they wouldn't seek a different form of compensation if I refused.
"...I think this will be acceptable. First, though, why does some of this stuff look like it was put through a word scrambler?"
"Can't we have some fun messing with you?"
"...Fine."
"So it is a deal?"
"Yeah, I guess. I will probably regret this, but whatever."
"Fun. Oh, and I couldn't help but notice how you seemed...intrigued when you learned about jumpchains-"
"I have no interest in bonding with becoming an amusement to another ROB after only recently free myself from the yoke of one."
I made sure to reassuringly put a hand on Vivian's shoulder when I said that. She bristled for a moment, but soon softened.
"Very well. Though, I would like to offer you something from one such jumpchain free of charge."
"Which one?"
"War of the Worlds - something for the martians."
"...Why?"
"Did your son not tell you?"
"What do you me-oh. Yeah. Good point."
"So you accept, then?"
"Yeah, yeah. Also, how much was your experiment messed up before and during my intervention?"
" I believe it is now my turn to ask why?"
"You are giving me way too much support without expectation of recompense."
Kadesh stared at me for a moment, then sighed. "I am livid with anger at my compatriots."
"You want to skin them alive and make a rug out of the results?"
"Only if it left then with permanently raw skin."
"Oh. I see."
Note to self: Kadesh was not someone to anger.
AN: If you say that this chapter doesn't suck, I know you are a liar. Even I will admit this chapter is bad.
So, let me get some things stated:
1. This arc has run on way too damn long because real life has been a pain. I don't want to work on it anymore.
2. We were supposed to see what was on the list offered. That seemed superfluous (this chapter has had everything that isn't total padding cut out already), so I'll leave it more ambiguous.
3. In the interest of making this story easier for new people to get into, I'm wrapping up this story in 10-15 chapters and starting a sequel. That will be a soft reboot, so you won't need to read this story to understand it.
4. Everyone else's fates will be addressed in next chapter. I just want to get this out.
So, read and review, I guess. This is Flameal15k, signing off.