Natasha, Queen of the Vampires and current ruler of the U'Deun, the Undead Realm, knew one thing about her position… she hated the paperwork.
It didn't help that most of her minions were boneheads, literal and metaphorical.
"Grrr! That's enough!" She smashed the desk, sending the many documents flying and reducing the surface to splinters. "I'm the Queen of this Realm, why the hell am I doing paperwork!?"
Another Vampire, this time a man of higher stature, wearing a well fit suit and cape walked into the room. He gave the pile of now smoking paperwork a look and sighed.
"You worked under the Lich King long enough to know he usually left it to other people." He said.
"Vlad, so nice to see you." She said in a tone dripping with condescension. "I would, but everyone's either an idiot or a backstabber." She grumbled.
"And I made sure you didn't throw the paperwork to me in exchange for the position of Queen." He added.
She walked over to the large windows overlooking her Realm. The view was bleak, but that was undeath for you, rocky plains, scorching volcanos, dried forests. Just like she liked it, always wrapped in the dark of the night or the twilight, never touched by the smallest ray of sunlight.
"And you did that… yes." She growled. "Though talking about the Lich King," she grinned as she reached for a bell and rang it.
The previous ruler of the Realm walked into the room, wearing a butler outfit. "You called, my queen?" His tone was forced, but she could tell that even after losing all of his power he was still biding his time.
"Yes, perfect for you to come, I was needing to blow off some stress." She grinned.
The Lich King, previous ruler of the Realm, previously Jonathan Diggers, barely reacted, but she noticed with glee that the corner of his eyes twitched.
"Come over here, slave." She pointed to the point in front of them." She ordered.
Vlad shook his head silently and took a step back, not saying anything and just watching. In his opinion it was a waste of time. So he just watched as the Lich moved into position without a sign of complaint.
As Natasha got ready to kick the butler's ass, the whole Realm stiffened as something entered the Realm.
"What the fuck was that?!" Natasha screamed and rushed to the scrying orb.
Vlad rushed after her, and even the Lich scooted closer in consternation as the Realm let a mute, yet palpable, whine. Something Antithetical had entered and put pressure on everything.
Being the Queen of the Realm was more than just a position, and Natasha could feel things others wouldn't. The Realm was complaining, but it was the complaint of someone holding something hot, though the Realm strangely welcomed it too.
She turned to her slave. "Lich! Tell me what's happening! You must have an idea!"
"I… I've no idea, my Queen." He admitted, pained by the fact. "It's never happened before, most invasions were, well… invasions. This feels as if something decided to take a stroll."
"Vlad!" She turned again towards the vampire. "Deploy the gargoyles, I need a visual on the intruder yesterday!" She ordered.
The vampire nodded and rushed out, she turned towards the Lich. "And what are you waiting for? An invitation?"
"B-but my Queen, you've given me n-"
"Does it look like I need to tell you what to do, slave?! We're getting invaded, if they are hostile or not, it doesn't matter." She growled. "This is the Undead Realm, anyone coming here is never good news, so bring me my armor!"
"Yes my Quee-" His words died in his dry, undead mouth as something entered the room.
Natasha froze too for a moment, fighting her natural instincts to turn and look at the intruder.
It looked like a young, good-looking man. Its silver hair appeared to be practically glowing, but it was its eyes that were hard to look away from. They were two pits of an electric blue that made her feel as if she was going to drown.
But as impossible to look away those eyes were, what she couldn't ignore was the reek of Life coming off the thing.
She wanted to scream at him, in order to do anything. But words seemed to die in her throat, as if all it took was a single mistake and she would be erased by the thing in front of her. As a vampire she fed on Life through blood, but this thing in front of her oozed enough Life to be straight up poison to her. Would she just pop if she remained in proximity for too long?
But what rankled her the most, was that it ignored her, gave her a look and simply went past towards the hell-damned Lich!
He appeared to be having even a harder time than she was, Natasha could at least turn her head to follow its movements. Instead the Lich seemed to be a deer in the headlights.
The thing barely gestured and the Lich was lifted, being held in some kind of invisible full-body bind.
Natasha felt the weight on the Realm increase before the fabric itself buckled and suddenly the two of them disappeared. And just in time for Vlad to return to the room.
"The Gargoyles have been deployed," Vlad said and looked at her, "… did something happen?"
Natasha sighed as she felt return to her own body. "Yes… the intruder just left, he, it, whatever it was… it was after the Lich and took him away to somewhere." She explained.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
She grumbled as she wandered over to her chair and let herself fall back on it. "You mean you can't feel it? That stench of Life left behind?" She asked.
Vlad looked around, his face letting a small twitch. "… now that you say it,"
"Whatever that thing was, I could have erased every undead in the area if it wished, but it only wanted that hell-damned Lich!" She screamed.
Vlad rubbed his chin. "I don't doubt he made more than enough enemies in his life and unlife to merit being hunted down. But I don't think I ever heard of a being capable of exuding Life like you describe."
"It doesn't matter, he's gone, hopefully for good." Natasha said.
"Should I recall the Gargoyles?"
"No, have them scout the Realm, make sure there's nothing alive left around." She ordered. "And if you find anything, destroy it utterly, I don't want anyone else getting any ideas."
Vlad nodded and turned to leave, once more leaving her alone with the smoldering pile of paperwork. The vampire queen groaned and summoned a few skeletons to clean up the mess and bring a spare desk and her paperwork, she still hadn't finished after all.
Magnus gave the paralyzed Lich a look, he could see the features of the man he had been, and hopefully would soon be once more, behind the decayed features.
"Any problem collecting him?"
"Not really, the hardest thing was not eating my way through the realm, it was nothing like the Infinite Realms." Milo answered. "It was a Realm of undeath, so Life would have torn through it if I let it."
"Nothing else?"
"Nothing else."
"Excellent, with him here I should be able to make that compass." Magnus said, ignoring the looks from the Lich.
"Good, just don't take too long, I don't want to have to put him to sleep, putting him to sleep would be more problems that he's worth."
"Screaming in his mind?"
"Yeah, he seemed to have realized I'm a psychic and for some reason knows how to make himself heard." Milo rubbed the bridge of his nose.
Magnus could understand the problem, Milo needed to keep an eye on the Lich, the problem was dealing with the annoyance of listening to him, and not just ignoring him; that was asking for trouble.
"You can remove his muzzle if you want." Magnus offered. "It's not like anyone will wander down here, I effectively have the place down under multiple lockdowns." He had told Bri they would be doing something dangerous enough that no one should come in and just told the rest they would be busy and shouldn't be interrupted.
"Eh… it's not necessary, he's just reciting some of the most boring books he remembers." Milo said. "So far he's guessing we want the secret on how he turned into a Lich."
"Really?" Magnus asked as he worked. "That's… very stupid, I mean, Lichdom's not the worst choice for immortality, but certainly a very limited one."
"He also missed the obvious that we're already immortal." Milo added, smiling as the Lich froze.
Magnus would bet the man had finally stopped rambling in his own head.
"He just realized that wasn't what we wanted him for?" He asked knowingly as he allowed Milo to feed him the necessary information for the artifact.
"Yes, and now he's trying to figure out what he did in the past to deserve this humiliation."
"So he's leagues away from the answer?" Magnus teased as he started to weave the necessary Runes into the compass.
"Yeah, I think I will keep it a surprise, to see how long he takes to find it out."
He chuckled as the compass was finished, the last strands of magic weaved back into the design and locked everything in place. He gave the needle a little flick and it started to spin uncontrollably, it would enter the Veiled Realm before it locked properly.
"Here." He threw it to Milo.
His brother caught it and nodded. "Excellent."
He nodded and walked over to a more open area of the laboratory before activating the gate to the desired Realm. "Now go. I would wish you luck, but I think no one's expecting someone like you."
Milo chuckled and dragged Jonathan along as they went through, the gate closing quickly once he went past. A small cloud of smoke signaled the machine had broken, it was unfortunately an expected fact as the gate was a prototype to his adaptation of the Psi-Snail's Realm jumping.
He had only managed the technological side of the adoption and it came up short when dealing with the difference in time-flow. He may be able to fix it in the future, but at the moment a disposable gate was the best he could do.
Thankfully Milo would have a much easier time returning once the cycle was restored over in the Veiled Realm, especially with the help of Fortress Kia.
For the moment Magnus had something else to pay attention to, and since no one expected him for a few hours, he summoned the Peebo he had built with Brianna.
It only took a few moments for Peemag to appear in a little flash of Light.
"Figured out Blinking, eh?" He asked, though he didn't expect an answer.
Different from the other named Peebos, Peemag appeared to prefer not speaking. Both Bri and him had checked his code thoroughly, but it turned out the little bot had decided that speech was overrated.
He reached and pressed the half-hidden button behind the little bot's head and held it down for three seconds to put them to sleep. With the little bot offline, he unlocked the machine's code and started to go through it.
He idly wondered if Brianna understood exactly what she had managed when creating the little robots, the combination of magic and tech in their code was nothing if not innovative, a clear show of thinking out of the box. True sentient little programs.
After checking the ever-changing code hadn't generated an error or problem, he moved onto what he really was planning and started to add a new program.
It would take some work, but he was pretty sure it would work, he couldn't wait to show it to Bri.
The Veiled Realm was an interesting place, looking mostly like outer space, albeit with a breathable atmosphere. A starry sky as far as the eye could see, only interrupted by the floating debris that floated around.
The Lich could only give his kidnapper a baleful look, growling in his mind and flinging every insult he could remember. Promising to kill and curse every member of his family, to ruin him in any way possible, or swearing he would raise them as undead only to destroy them again and again.
But besides some annoyance, all slipped off him.
"Do you even have any idea of where we are?!" He really wanted to know why they would bring him to the Veiled Realms, the place was practically useless.
The young man was a complete mystery to him, he had made a lot of enemies in his life and unlife, but he didn't know anyone like him. Someone capable of wandering through the Undead Realm just to get him, completely ignoring Natasha in the process.
The other man was even more of an incognita, appearing to be completely mundane. But he had seen him work, the artifact the silver-haired man was holding at the moment was anything but mundane.
"You still haven't figured it out?" Milo asked in a smug tone. "I would have thought you would have realized it by now."
The Lich wanted to growl, but his train of thought seemed to come to a halt at those words. There was an implication there, a relation between him and the Veiled Realms. He had traveled them while he was still alive, but he didn't remember anything too important besides a few races he would love to convert into undead minions.
He grumbled as he mumbled in his thoughts, trying to bring up all memories of his expedition. But he was coming up with nothing important. And Milo was giving him no other clue of what he meant, instead following the artifact's needle; it looked like he would only learn their goal once they found it.
At least by now he knew they weren't going to kill him, and he believed them when they had said they didn't want to know how he ended up a Lich.
Even as the hours passed, he felt nowhere closer to a reason and he had started to stop coming up with new possibilities. Instead just watching time pass by until his eyes caught some movement on one of the larger floating rocks.
There, barely visible was an Abyssalisk, the massive, octopus-like predator was nearly perfectly camouflaged against the rock, staying completely still and waiting for them to come closer.
He started to plan how to react, the Abyssalisk would prefer living prey rather than him, but as he was powerless it would most likely not ignore an easy snack. This meant that he would need to escape as quickly as possible while Milo fought the beast, what he would do after that would be seen. But the first step was surviving.
He tried to keep the act, at least he didn't have to keep screaming; even in his head it was getting boring. Watching until the Abyssalisk pounced.
Every fiber of his body tensed up, getting ready to push himself away.
But to his surprise the massive monster stopped dead in its tracks, its many eyes focused entirely on the man keeping him captured. It didn't run away, instead it slowly floated closer, allowing Milo to pet the beast.
"Ho-how…?" The Lich stumbled on himself to ask.
He could tell that no magic had been used, nor some drug or secret technique. The beast had simply and instantly accepted them as its complete superior in any way possible.
"I am Life and Nurture." Milo spoke mysteriously as the Abyssalisk gently moved away before flying off. "My presence offers change and possibility. It also understood that while I couldn't kill it, trying to fight me was useless."
The Lich felt his eye twitch, growling in his mind and just glaring at the man as they continued their flight. Soon they reached an area he recognized, one of the many hollow planets that existed.
This was a chance for him, the local race worshiped Death and his status as a Lich could very much be used to gain some easy minions that would help in recovering his power. But why was he feeling nostalgic?
"Ah, there we go." Milo's words broke his reminiscence as he saw where they were going.
One of his old campsites! To think one of those had been left untouched all this long.
"What would you even need here?!" He screamed.
"Oh? Still not understood?"
The two of them touched down on the solid surface of the rocky outcrop. Though even then he was being dragged along.
His eyes widened as an invisible force lifted a very familiar book from the ground and took it straight to Milo's hands. "Recognize it now?"
"One of my old diaries? What would you even want with one of those?"
Milo's smile irked him.
"Let me present myself properly." He spoke calmly. "I'm Milo, also known as the Smiling Saint, one of Guru's three children. In my family I'm recognized as one of the strongest healers, capable of touching the Body, the Mind and the Soul. I'm the Titan of Life and Nurture, I've control over Light and Water. While I'm touched by Death, I'm a well of Life and change, as long as something's alive, thinking or has a Soul I can affect it. And with this," he raised the diary, "I can fix a very big mistake."
The Lich froze, a chill like one he hadn't felt since he was alive ran down his spine. "...no."
"Yes."
That single word brought an indescribable sense of dread to the Lich. What to him was a fate worse than death, he wouldn't be killed, he would be turned back to the disgusting man he once had been!
"NO!"
"You've no choice." Milo whispered and his blue eyes glowed in such a way that the Lich felt as if he was going to drown in them.
Even without his power he could feel something bubbling under the skin of the man in front of him, or the thing. This was no man, he couldn't believe it had taken him this long to understand that; how had he been so blind?
The thing in front of him reached for his chest with his free hand and he couldn't fight, their grip on his body absolute. Its hand was warm, and he hated it.
He had no breath to choke on. Instead he went completely stiff, his figure started to break away. Long death skin, flesh and bones practically scattered away into a fine dust until all that was left was his cursed soul.
Milo pushed the book into his immaterial body, the diary sinking and melting into him.
"From negative to positive." Milo whispered and something inverted.
The Lich/Jonathan tried to scream, but he had no body, he was just a soul standing on the edge. He felt conflicting memories of war with each other. He tried to claw those warm memories away, trying to grab and hold those cold ones to himself.
But it was impossible, the warmth was spreading, swiftly old, cold memories were destroyed, shown to have been false, corrupted by the process that transformed him into a Lich and his unlife.
He tried to scream as hate, anger, greed and lust for power were washed away by the warm sensation. His memories were being repaired, old holes he had forgotten existed filled, the truth of the love and care he had felt for his family filled him once more.
A sudden beat surprised him. Jonathan looked down and saw a heart, a beating human heart now resting where it should be, a pair of lungs and a rib cage growing around it. He could feel his spine growing up and down. Hip bones, shoulder plates and the rest of the organs belonging inside his torso followed. Muscles and tendons spread over the bones, connecting as his arms and legs took shape. He couldn't see his own head take form, but suddenly blinking was a novel experience. Skin started to spread over his form.
Finally he breathed in, he was alive. He felt a shiver as his bare feet landed on the floor and he couldn't help but to look at his hands, his living hands.
"I…"
"Welcome back." Milo said as a blanket wrapped around his naked body. "Here you go." He handed him a set of folded clothes, a very familiar set.
Jonathan chuckled and quickly dressed up.
"This…" He still couldn't believe it, he was alive, he knew it and a few spells definitely confirmed it. "How?"
Milo smiled. "I've done more with less. I may not be able to kill, but everything else?" He said and let out a laugh.
The silver-haired man produced a small mirror and allowed Jonathan to check himself. He looked younger than he remembered being, short, blonde hair, blue eyes.
"I'm missing my glasses?"
"Oh, fixed that, honestly you will notice a lot of little things like that, consider it fixing unnecessary little things." Milo shrugged. "It's basically easier to fix all of those than replicate them, if you still want glasses I'm sure we can get you a fake or enchanted pair. I also based you on the image imprinted on the diary, so you will be younger."
"I would say all of this is impossible, but I'm definitely not dreaming." Jonathan said in good humor. "I take it this is not all you've planned?"
Milo shook his head. "We need to restart the Cycle, and while I am more than capable of forcing my way through the local tribe of Gaoblins, there are much better ways to go at it."
"You want to help them?"
"Not just help them, but ask them for help. It's a long story, so how about we walk and talk?" He offered.
Jonathan thought about it and nodded. "I see no problem there, but you will have to answer a few questions, I still remember you were playing coy on the way here."
"I hope it doesn't bother you that I kept those memories in your mind, even if I softened them down."
The man thought about it for a moment before shaking his head. "I… I'm not happy that I've done all of those things, all those years… but I can rationalize that it wasn't me that did them. I still feel some guilt, but…"
"That's okay, we can talk about that later. I am a pretty good therapist." Milo said. "Now let's see, I think like all stories we should start from the beginning, and that's a few decades ago, in a completely different World, when a man woke up in a white void…"
Jonathan listened, but even as entrancing as the story was, he couldn't help but wonder when they would return home, and wonder if his family would accept him again.
For some reason Milo gave him a warmer smile when that thought crossed his mind, instantly reminding him the man was psychic. He chuckled and paid more attention to the story, he somehow believed all would be okay, even if the adventure in front of them would certainly be an entertaining one.