Two Asshats and a Crab (Nier:Automata)

SHOULD 2B'S FIGHT WITH ADAM BE THE NEXT EPISODE?

  • YES

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • NO

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I AM FISH

    Votes: 14 73.7%

  • Total voters
    19
  • Poll closed .
Remember While Reading
Stepping out of the story to actually do a PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! A lot of what I put in here is either from personal experience or second hand from people I've known. In the past two years I've personally had to deal with several of my friends having drug overdoses, dealing with friends being on multiple different mind altering substances(With very bad results), and seen first hand how drug addiction affects people.

I've also had my own addiction problems, thankfully I managed to get the help to deal with them before it ruined my life completely. Please, if you need help then reach out, if you're thinking of taking then have a long hard look at why. Stay safe and use responsibly.

Love you all,

Tiny.
 
Question is: If our two heroes will look at the 2B/Adam fight, would they try to "help" with digital drugs. Also, is Adam susceptible to said drug?
 
Just a lore question for you all, it might end up having an effect on the story.
The Half-Wit inventor, can anyone find their body after the village gets zombified? I was doing a bit of research on cannon stuff earlier and I couldn't find them anywhere. >->
 
Just a lore question for you all, it might end up having an effect on the story.
The Half-Wit inventor, can anyone find their body after the village gets zombified? I was doing a bit of research on cannon stuff earlier and I couldn't find them anywhere. >->
I don't recall seeing his body anywhere after that happened.
 
Giving yall an update, I haven't forgotten about this. I'm currently taking an art class and my paintings/payed writing is taking priority. Thanks for continuimg to watch and I promis an update by the end of the month.
 
Second update, a little late.

Still on a bit of hiatus because of non Internet stuff. I don't have access to my computer currently and it's a bit hard to write on my phone. I'm hoping to have a new chapter up near thanksgiving. If you wanna see what I'm doing in the meantime, check out my art thread.
 
In the oil, head in hand Part 1
"Hatch, I think we may be, like, seriously fucked."

The light radiating from Hatch's hand sparkled in pixelated beauty. Green and gold flitted between the alien language that ringed the stump of Eight's leg. The android could feel her friend working against the grey liquid running from her broken part, nitting the servos and staunching her life flowing from her. Eight's stroked Hatch's aura and hummed to herself.

"Yep." Hatch said.

Eights giggled. Everything that had happened and this was how it was going to end, she wouldn't even get to apologise properly.

"What do you think death is like?"

"I uploaded a few minutes ago." Hatch looked to the ceiling, he eyes shifting under her mask. "Temporary black and then I wake up in the bunker? That's what happened last time."

"Oh."

The android traced the line that flowed from her friend to join up with the other's in the sky. The lattice was both thicker and less dense since the explosion on the beach, the YoRHa colours drifting away to dissipate as she watched. The dripping stopped and Hatch put a hand to her partner's chest.

"Welcome to my beloved city." A voice from below spoke, among the clattering of white cubes and city streets.

"Does that mean you, like, have a soul?" Eights said, propping herself up on the white wall that rose to the sky and ignoring their host below. Her friend wiped the grey smudges off the floor with the hem of her skirt and shifted to put her head in Eights' lap. Eights started stroking the red hair of the other droid.

"Maybe? Does it matter?"

She froze at that. Her hand no longer running through Hatch's hair, her eyes closed and leaking like her leg. She bit her lip and sagged,

"I don't think I have a soul." She said.

They both sat together, as the sounds of talking, poetry, and shrieking metal went on below them. Eights watched a red ribbon sever and float away into the sky.

"I think I lost it a long time ago. I think I'm just some, like, hollow puppet, dancing because my brain tells it. I think that if I die, I'm gone for good."

She felt her friend stiffen at the words, could hear the grinding of of her teeth as they sat together.

"I'm sorry, Hatch."

"Why do you always do this." Hatch stripped her blindfold off and threw it off the roof. She pressed her finger in to Eight's chest and screamed.

"Every fucking time we have a good moment, you start saying things that make me worry. I just have to grin through it and pretend like nothing's wrong, that I'm totally fine with you going insane. That's not fair Eights, I don't want you to f-fucking die!"

Below, the fighting stopped and a male voice drifted up, "Are you okay up there?"

"Shut the fuck up, you self obsessed asshole." Hatch yelled back. She took her friend's face in her hand and stared into the woman's pink eyes. She kissed Eights, her lips soft and her cheeks wet.

"Do you need to have a soul? Do you need to be an individual? Do you need to go to fucking mars? I'm here. You need to stop."

Eights looked away from those piercing black eyes and down at her ruined leg. Her eye twitcheed. She feelt her heart heat and wanted to staunch it. She pulled her inhaler from her dress and put it to her lips. Hatch slapped it away and shook the woman.

"I need you here. I need you on this planet, on this universe."

Her inhaler teetered on the edge of the roof shingles, rocking as she rocked. She closed her eyes and the world slowed.

She saw Innen, floating in a black pool with their arms spread out around them. She giggled again and sighed. Innen spoke, their voice booming in the darkness.

"So dark, So cold. So comes the foretold."

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For Cait and Skylar, I'm sorry I couldn't do more.
 
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I haven't been great as of late, the main reason it's taken me so damn long to update. I recently lost two dear friends, in fact some of the people that inspired this, due to fentinal overdose. Please remember to use carefully and with someone who has Narcan training.
 
In the oil, head in hand Part 2
"What do you mean 'Fortold'?"

Eights felt the push of waist deep oil as she walked towards the basking crab. Her skirt rode and she pushed it down, her hand meeting nothing as it went below the surface.

"The children of Mars. The broken ken. They soon will flee and all will end." Innen waved their swirling limbs in the air and spun in the oil. Fire erupted in a circle around them, the light fading between purple, green, blue, and red.

"I give up. I don't want this anymore. I don't want your phantasies. I just want to go back and live, dammit."

I have to finish what I started. I'm sorry, friendo but you ain't gotta choice.

The words hit her and broke in to silver dust. She looked around for the one who said it, squinting through the fire. She looked back the way she came, the cords of the sky tracing her path through the muck. She cried.

"She's right, I'm sorry little one but this can't end. It's important." Innen said, their deep voice sending waves through the circle of flame.

Eights fell, the oil gone. She cluched at her face and wept. She saw the future through her uncovered eye and saw how much suffering was coming. The virus, the death, the loss of all. Multiplication and self doubt.

"Thank you for the floWErs."

She screamed and fell further, tumbling through the oil. She fell and fell and fell, her body numb, her leg screaming.

And then she was present, lips at her mouth. She pushed back, her own need intwined with the fading memories of the future. Eights kissed Hatch and below them the battle for another raged.

"You have a soul." Hatch said.

" Maybe I do." Eights said back.
 
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Doing a minor update after.... Fak... A year.

I do fanfiction for fun and there hasn't been a lot that's been fun over the past year since Kate and Skyler died. This fic is always on my mind, though. Eights, Hatch, and Innen are always sitting on a beach at the back of my mind and I plan on continuing the fic as soon as I can find writing fun again.

I love you all and stay safe,
Tiny.
 
Final Update. Can't finish the fic.
I can't finish this fic. Every time I try to write for it I get anxious and start spiraling. I put too much of my interactions with both Levi and Kate in to the story. I'm really sorry to everyone that 's followed it to this point and I'm sorry that it 's taken me this long to officially cancel it.

I might be picking up the feel of this for a new original story down the line, if so I'll be linking it here when it's done.

love you all and stay safe.

Ps. If you want a story with a similar feel and what I was going for then try Girl's Last Tour.
 
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