Upon the eastern seas, the Red Tarn roams, her Captain a woman of surpassing beauty who wears a sword as if she can use it. Such a challenge is not to be resisted by any red-blooded man who hears of it, yet her neck remains bare. I, Tarl Cabot, will collar and tame this Valeria of the Red Brotherhood...

..if I can get out of these chains. She-sleen!