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Threat Quest (Worm/Touhou): Playing With Nuclear Fire!

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Sinsystems said:
If we survive this we should go and get something to eat, so that means finding the nearest corpses and chowing down.
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*In a possible near future*
"Now remember, this cape recently had close contact with the Simurgh so be on guard."
*Group enters morgue to do whatever it is they plan on doing to us*
"OH GOD WHAT IS SHE DOING!"
 
Heck, even if Okuu knew what Ziz was, it isn't natural for her to run. Satori is litterally referred to as the most hated person in the former Hell, and given that she's a mind-reader who favours hypnosis, it wouldn't surprise me if people had claimed she used hypnosis to create Simurgh-like "bombs". And even if such rumours hadn't circulated, or Utsuho hadn't heard them, the Endbringers don't actually do much worse than what Okuu herself planned to do.

Besides, who says we can't get slice-of-lify shenanigans with Ziz here? All the Endbringers need is a little love!
Their father abandoned them, you know. Such a sad tale...
 
ultima333 said:
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[X] Poke her
No. of votes: 17
Blaster90, Sinsystems, False Xteeler, NephyrisX, MarkAren, Fallenblades643, cthulhu fartagn, EnderofWorlds, Dalradia, Robotninja, Alectai, Z000, numina, Biigoh, MiracleGrow, Prospalz, bdun140
-[X] With your Control Rod
No. of votes: 16
Sinsystems, False Xteeler, NephyrisX, MarkAren, Fallenblades643, cthulhu fartagn, EnderofWorlds, Dalradia, Robotninja, Alectai, Z000, numina, Biigoh, MiracleGrow, Prospalz, bdun140
[X] Hug her. It's been a while since you've seen a fellow bird and Satori always said you were good at hugs.
No. of votes: 2
Omegahugger, MHLord
[X] Poke her… for science!
No. of votes: 1
chriswriter90
[X] Hi I'm Okuu do you want to be friends?
No. of votes: 15
Dragonloli123, Drasis, 'Lement, ObsidianWings, snake, Ethereal Vitali, MacroDaemon, Vilegrave, Logos, veekie, Selias, Wawv, Hashasky, SETIFAN, FelSpite
[X] Staring contest!
No. of votes: 1
Anasurimbor
[X] Wave at her.
No. of votes: 10
Ethereal Vitali, MacroDaemon, Vilegrave, Logos, veekie, Selias, Wawv, Hashasky, SETIFAN, FelSpite

No one wanted to run...
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You're posting as if not picking the retarded action was ever an option for SV.
 
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Varano said:
You're posting as if not picking the retarded action was ever an option for SV.
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NephyrisX said:
FIXED and Corrected.
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Varano said:
Yeah but FUN! is not always smart, but anyway by point is that it was inevitable.
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The sad fact of the matter is that though we at SB/SV like to think that we're the greatest thing since sliced bread and spew endlessly about how Taylor Hebert is "one of us," we've got more in common with this Taylor

than any one else.
 
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9 : Making a new friend
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    • You float closer to the big white bird woman. She still doesn't react, so you continue to stare at her and float even closer to her.

    When you're in arms reach, you materialize your control rod, raise it, and point it at her.

    Still no reaction.

    So you do the one thing that you could think of: You floated closer and poked her nose with it.
    Poke the Endbringer. +2 XP.
    Though you feel that someone somewhere is watching and screaming, the bird person remains still.

    Hmmm… Well, she's real. One thing left to do, then~

    "Hi!" You float back a few feet and wave at her. "I'm Okuu. Do you wanna be friends?"

    That got a reaction out of her. Singing means yes, right?
    Made 'friends' with an Endbringer. +4 XP.
    "Hurray! We're friends, now!" You pump your fist in the air. Yes! A new friend, and one that isn't imaginary! Rin and Satori would be so proud…

    Rin and Satori… Man, why'd you have to think of them? Now you're sad when you should be happy…

    No! You shake your head. They'll find you. They always have whenever you got lost before. You can't let a little homesickness get to you!

    With a smile on your face again, you turn to the white bird lady. "Hmmm… Do you have a name?"

    She continues singing. Apparently that's a 'no,' then. Your head is starting to hurt, though.

    "Okay then! I'm gonna call you…" Hmm… She's big, she's white, and she's covered in wings. "Oshiro!"
    Name an Endbringer. +2 XP.
    While you're proud of the name you've given your new friend, this headache is really starting to bother you…

    You

    [ ] Wave goodbye, and start heading back.

    [ ] Stay for a while. A little headache won't stop you!
    -[ ] And do what?

    [ ] ???

    ***

    XP Gained: 6
    Trait Gained - ??? - ? ? ?

    Trait Gained - Observed - Some important people are keeping an eye on you…

    ***
    In other news, I'm testing rolling for XP gains for now…
    rolled 2, 4, and 2
     
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    • [X] Wave goodbye, and start heading back.
    [X] Spend XP
    -[X] Improved Power Capacity
    -[X] Danmaku: Easy levels
    Let's not tempt fate nay more than we have to, and get a power up while we're at it.
     
    [X] Invite our new friend to our basecamp
    [X] Spend XP
    -[X] Improved Power Capacity
    -[X] Danmaku: Easy levels
    Is it wrong I was kind of hoping she'd attack us?
     
    bdun140 said:
    Is it wrong I was kind of hoping she'd attack us?
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    Why would she attack you when she can [REDACTED] you? The Simurgh isn't known for the amount of people she kills.

    In other news, I've added a few more powers to the upgrades list. Take a gander, and maybe suggest powers you'd like to see. To encourage people to enable my laziness, I'll even hand out a small XP reward for it, if it's accepted.
    In even more other news, Dragon and Legend are still freaking the fuck out.

    Oh, and dice rolling may or may not come to be a thing in the future...
     
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    [X] Wave goodbye, and start heading back.
    [X] Spend XP
    -[X] Improved Power Capacity
    -[X] Danmaku: Easy levels
     
    Aaand we've been smurfed. This was an incredibly in-character idea.

    By which I mean it was really dumb. We're off to a roaring start here!

    [X] Wave goodbye, and start heading back.
    [X]Spend XP
    --[X] Improved Toughness

    Being harder to kill sounds really fuckin' appealing, considering we just got Smurfed and attracted either Cauldron's, Dragon's or both's attention.
     
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    [X] Wave goodbye, and start heading back.
    [X] Spend XP
    -[X] Improved Power Capacity
    -[X] Danmaku: Easy levels
     
    ultima333 said:
    Why would she attack you when she can [REDACTED] you? The Simurgh isn't known for the amount of people she kills.

    In other news, I've added a few more powers to the upgrades list. Take a gander, and maybe suggest powers you'd like to see. To encourage people to enable my laziness, I'll even hand out a small XP reward for it, if it's accepted.
    In even more other news, Dragon and Legend are still freaking the fuck out.

    Oh, and dice rolling may or may not come to be a thing in the future...
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    How about when we get really good at heat manipulation we will be able to remove the heat from things and make them reach absolute zero. Let's call it spontaneous freezebustion. :drevil:
     
    Cogsprocket said:
    Aaand we've been smurfed. This was an incredibly in-character idea.

    By which I mean it was really dumb. We're off to a roaring start here!
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    To be fair, some of us (like me) voted for stuff besides flying up to the incredibly shady bird person. At this point, however, I've thrown up my hands and just said "fuck it, might as well live hard if we're going to die harder."

    [X] Wave goodbye, and start heading back.
    [X]Spend XP
    --[X] Improved Toughness
     
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