And this is why I love interactive fiction. Excellent idea!
Speaking of Red...
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Today was not Red's day.
It started out good. She made a new friend, though it had a
very rocky start. Red was still scared for them, but they seemed to be determined to talk to Asgore -- and Red couldn't find it in her to finish the child off herself when they went through all the effort of befriending her. She watched a new episode of Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2 after she got back home, which was always a plus. Trolling that nerd on Undernet for a few hours was always funny, too. Although, it was kinda strange that she named herself after the Royal Scientist.
Then she got a call from Greater Dog, talking about an order from Captain Undyne. King Asgore called for a rally of all Royal Guard forces in the Underground, herself and the Dog Squad included. The Dog Squad dispersed earlier to gather the influential monsters of the Underground. If rumor was correct, even Knight Knight was coming out his daily napping cycle to attend the meeting. It was that much of a big deal.
Captain Undyne and Red headed for the throne room through the Hall of Judgement. Meanwhile, Red fiddled nervously with the hem of her coat, looking for even the smallest imperfections. This was the first time meeting King Asgore face to face. Sure, she caught glimpses of him during her training, but Red was always to shy to meet with him. It seemed easier for Captain Undyne to deal with him.
Now, Red was panicking over what to do. Did she forget to bathe? Brush her teeth? Oh god she must look terrible right now her hair was a mess and her breath must smell like week old cinnamon bunnies she has to go back to her house and --
"Geeze Red, chill out a little bit." Undyne casually patted Red on the back, almost causing the smaller monster to fall flat on her face from the force of the blow. "Uh sorry about that. Anyway, don't look so stressed! King Fluffybuns doesn't care about all that boring old decorum crap. Hell, I'm pretty sure that Sans has been wearing that ratty old jacket and shorts of his for months and Asgore doesn't mind."
"He's still our king, you can't call him that!" Red pouted, visible even through her mask and hood. The way Captain Undyne casually nicknamed their king so easily made her somewhat uneasy. Maybe a bit jealous, too. "And it's bad form, captain. What we look like and how we act extends to King Asgore. Besides, Sans is a skeleton. He doesn't need to worry about personal hygeine, unlike us."
Red felt a chill and tap on her shoulder. "so what's good in the hood?"
Yelping, Red quickly turned around, slashing her sword at the unknown assailant. Sans ducked under her clumsy attack. "woah there red, where's the fire?" he joked, unconcerned.
"Sans?" Red blushed, returning her sword into her scabbard. "I'm so sorry!"
"huh, i guess your face matches your hood now. cool." Red flushed even harder. Sans continued, "it's all good, my hood. no need to get
red-faced about it. hehehe." He chuckled. "anyway, you heard the good news?"
Sans has always been somewhat of an enigma to Red. Sure, he and his brother were fairly friendly, but he was very evasive about his past. Where he came from, what he did before coming to Snowdin -- it was all a mystery. Although considering that Red knew next to nothing about her own past before the Royal Guard, maybe she wasn't one to judge. They all had their own secrets to bear.
He was also the gatekeeper, despite being the laziest monster that Red had ever known. Coming from someone who has worked with the Dog Squad, that was saying something. Still, he somehow managed to keep his job by being as frustratingly mediocre as possible. Red should know -- she was the one who was usually checking on Sans' posts whenever Captain Undyne was unavailable.
Red nodded excitedly. "Of course I did. The barrier's been broken!" Undernet exploded as news of the barrier breaking leaked out. She would have to live in a hole to have not heard about it. There was a lot of talk around the forums about resettling back on the surface. Honestly, the girl found the idea appealing.
The sunshine, the fresh air, the clear waters... she could practically
taste it.
Sans shrugged, stuffing his hands back into his jacket. "it's not all good news, though."
Red stiffened, clenching tightly at the handle of her sword.
Of course there was a catch. She was so taken in by the happiness of the moment that she didn't think to consider the consequences. "What do you mean?" she asked.
Sans glanced at her face. "steady on there, you're looking like you're seeing red."
"According to Frisk, it's not a nice world out there. Their village was raided by pirates a short time ago, which drove them here to the Underground. This isn't a rare occurrence, either," answered Undyne, looking uncharacteristically serious. "We need the Royal Guard more than ever."
Red suddenly felt ill -- and angry. Why would someone do something like that? To another member of their species, no less. Frisk was the nicest kid imaginable. They were very willing to skewer themselves on Red's sword, because they cared about her. She was... she was... so PEEVED!
Most of all, Red felt determined. Determined to serve the Royal Guard to the best of her abilities. Determined to protect the innocent monsters of the Underground, from threats both within and without. She might not be strongest or the smartest, but damn it she wasn't going to stop trying! And that's what mattered, right?
Sans looked towards the other end of the hall behind him, leaning against a nearby pillar. "eh, don't let this bag of bones keep you two with his boondoggling. i'll see you ladies later."
Captain Undyne and Red continued on towards the throne room. As Red turned around to look at Sans, however, he seemed to have vanished into thin air.
So strange.