And a joke option
[J] – [Problem] Overdue Child-support payments
"Something crashes through the sky one night, landing in the fields outside the temple. Upon closer inspection, it turns out to be a ship from the stars. From its depths come around 50 warriors all kneeling and calling you 'Father' and 'Primarch'… And Ping's yelling at you about child abandonment, reckless endangerment, and clear infidelity what with so many kids."
Taking "a girl in every port" to a WHOLE new level. Next time on Lost Primarchs Adventures, The Pirate-Queen dotes on her grandkids.Legion Master Kang Dae Taech: "We currently number around 60,000, Father."
Ping: "Wha- when- I mean, HOW?!... what, did you never sleep?"
I like to imagine our mother "retiring" only to sneak aboard one of our ships. Within days she's the new Captain.Next time on Lost Primarchs Adventures, The Pirate-Queen dotes on her grandkids.
[X] – [Focus] The ship
[X] – [Recruit] Yes
[X] – [Problem] Drukhari raid
"It seems that the cabal from the island didn't enjoy their thrashing, and are back with bigger guns to repay the favor in kind. What they find are some very interesting prizes among the Kuji-nan and the guests of the temple…"
Is the write-in good?
Is this a Korra reference?[J] – [Problem] A Titan coated in solid platinum and sporting a giant cannon comes to attack.
Taking "a girl in every port" to a WHOLE new level. Next time on Lost Primarchs Adventures, The Pirate-Queen dotes on her grandkids.
In all seriousness, 60,000 legionaries seems like a pretty good number for not having a Primarch around. Seems like they haven't really befallen some great travesty in Geneseed procurement.
I like to imagine our mother "retiring" only to sneak aboard one of our ships. Within days she's the new Captain.
Cha-ching~Yes it is. But the fact that it's covered in platinum is why we're interested.
"Brother-captain, are you sure this course of action is wise?"While I probably won't actually do it this way it's funny to imagine an entire legion terrified of an old mortal woman's ire.
Yeah something about naval specialization doesn't really scream "horrific disaster in recruitment" or "please for the love of god stop making so many legionaries". It could swing either way, high attrition rates from boarding actions or good Geneseed acceptances rates in voidborn populations.The 11th hasn't had any major geneseed disasters like the Emperor's Children or Thousand Sons Legions, but it probably won't be a massive unstoppable horde like the Ultramarines or Dark Angels either.
Geography (even of the astral kind) isn't my strong suit but for the moment I'm thinking galactic east of Terra, in the big empty space between Prospero and Nikaea. Roughly.This has been picking at me for a while and I don't think anyone's asked it yet, but where is this planet anyway?
That's closer to Terra than I thought. No major warpstorms in the area, damn near on the border between Ultima and Solar. AND we're really super duper close to Ryza. (Plasma Broadsides any one?)Geography (even of the astral kind) isn't my strong suit but for the moment I'm thinking galactic east of Terra, in the big empty space between Prospero and Nikaea. Roughly.
Unless this map I'm looking at is hilariously inaccurate and I just dropped Tabgach in the middle of Maelstrom 2 Electric Boogaloo or something.
A Warboss rival AND an Archon rival, we'd be spoiled for choice![X] – [Problem] Ork Raid
Sun-Sin might be content to sail around indulging himself and his friends, but Primarchs are creatures of destiny for good or for ill, and the first scouts of an Ork Waaagh, possibly following the Dark Eldar, have made planetfall and someone of incredible intelligence, charisma and strength will be needed to unite the world to fend them off. Even if it means crushing everyone who care more about their petty squabbles than the alien threat. But first you'll need to deal with the ones at the fortress.
[X] – [Problem] Ork Raid
Sun-Sin might be content to sail around indulging himself and his friends, but Primarchs are creatures of destiny for good or for ill, and the first scouts of an Ork Waaagh, possibly following the Dark Eldar, have made planetfall and someone of incredible intelligence, charisma and strength will be needed to unite the world to fend them off. Even if it means crushing everyone who care more about their petty squabbles than the alien threat. But first you'll need to deal with the ones at the fortress.
A Warboss rival AND an Archon rival, we'd be spoiled for choice!
A Warboss rival AND an Archon rival, we'd be spoiled for choice!
Ork freebootahs, Drukhari raiders, soon to be human pirates... at this point the only thing we're missing is Aeldari corsairs (because I don't think the mean pretty lady from earlier would like us lumping her in with them). Unless I'm forgetting some faction from the setting.I've said this before but I am very much looking forward to meeting Freebootahz.