>>> The Illuminators
Episode 1 Postlude: Levity
You decide to stop at the settlement. It's relatively small; makeshift structures dot the area and smoke comes from fires inside and outside of homes. Not too many people are milling about, which is sort of expected. You and Hannah take your time walking in and checking for any kind of shops or merchants willing to sell anything.
"Hrm." You catch a rock as it's thrown at your head.
"Stinking ninja dogs! Get outta here!"
A thin child with a brown mop for hair winds up to throw another rock at you before a slightly older girl stops him. She wears a long, orange dress with big pockets on either side.
"Oi! Cut it out! Stupid boy!" She smacks him on the behind a few times and he blows a raspberry at her before running off. Her demeanor changes and she hits the floor as quickly as she can before the both of you, entering dogeza.
"Do what you want with me. If only you could find it in your hearts to spare this aspiring village and its people. I beg you...please."
"We freelance and are on a personal mission," Hannah says elegantly. "Raise your head and stand on your feet, my darling."
"You are...not shinobi?"
"Nor are we hired by the Cloud."
The girl stands up, wiping dirt from her face. She's thin like the boy before her, but tall for what you presume to be a young age. Her hair is a light brown, straight, and only minimally cared for. "Please forgive us regardless. I am Shiina. That was my younger brother, Sora. We haven't had the greatest experience with shinobi lately."
"Or ever," Hannah says.
"Yes, ma'am. Or ever." Shiina looks at you expectantly for a moment before her expression changes again. "What can we help with? If it's a place to stay, I can talk with my mother."
"We just wanted to stop a while and see if you had anything on sale," you reply. "Thinking about getting some extra supplies and food in our bellies before moving on."
"Are you headed to the ruins? Sora and I go up to play sometimes with the other kids, with Momma's permission if we get up early enough."
You think. "Did you guys find anything up there? Anything strange?"
"Yes..." She sighs. "It's not the only reason we have to be paranoid, but it might be one of them. Sora went ducking into a weird place that was like a cave with lots of doors. We found him and told him to get out. He said there was a 'ratty old scroll' that he couldn't open so he left it on the ground."
"So it is there. That's wonderful confirmation," Hannah says. "That ratty looking scroll, was it still there the last time you looked?"
"It should be. We were up there about two days ago, and from what Momma and the others have said, nobody's gone up there other than us. She's scared that the ninja will come for us, though."
"They very well might. Don't tell them that you were up there, and especially not that you found anything of any possible value. Besides, that's my scroll anyways."
Shiina tilts her head, brown eyes blinking. "Did you drop it there?"
"The heavens saw fit to leave it in that very spot, in preparation for my arrival."
You give a shrug to Shiina as she looks to you for understanding.
"I...I see. Um, Momma can make you some food if you'd like, and I think she has some things she wanted to trade. It takes a long while to get what we need to trade with other people, especially if we need to go to Cloud. I don't like it there. It's...not nice."
"My darling, we will be nothing but fair to you and your Momma. Can you trust us, just a tiny bit?" Hannah asks sweetly. Shiina smiles and nods, beckoning you both towards where she lives. Sora is outside of the large tent, a pot over his head.
"Stinking trash ninja scum! I'm gonna-" His older sister quickly puts him over her knee and spanks, loudly and rapidly. Sora cries out for mercy until an older woman appears from inside.
"Shiina, let him be."
"I'm sorry, Momma."
"Sora, stop being a nuisance."
"S-sorry...M-momma..."
She sighs and pulls him to her side, stroking his hair. At the same time, she takes notice of both of you. Her hair is cut short, a bandana around her neck. She wears a ragged sweater and very worn pants, sandals on her feet.
"You look the part of shinobi dogs, but since you haven't beaten Sora to pulp, I can hear you out."
"Your lovely daughter informed us that you have some items available, and food to sell us."
"I don't sell-" She cuts herself off upon realization. "I'm sorry, I forgot my manners. Sachi. I'm one of the so called elders of this little outfit we have going."
"You don't look a day over 25, ma'am."
"Oh, shut up." Her words are contradicted by the satisfied smile on her face. "I'll make you your food, and you can have a look at what we've got for sale. Come on inside."
Hannah winks and nudges you. "25, huh. You honeypot, you."
"What. It's a compliment."
"A compliment that'll get your bones jumped. Single mother...scratching out a life...two kids she has to look after...and a whole lot of stress. Right there. Recipe for getting your bones jumped."
"She's probably twice my age..."
"When a fruit's ripe, it's ripe."
You shudder.
"Relax. I'll protect you when the time comes."
"Reassuring."
Hannah scoffs at you playfully as you both take your seats on the floor cushions, situated on top of wooden blocks. They're well taken care of, considering. Sachi seems to be working hard all around, having carved out proper common and sleeping areas, as much as they could be called that while inside a tent. Buckets and a small self-made water basin hold their water supply. There are two fire pits, one big one presumably for gatherings, and another that looks to be for personal cooking. Shiina is doing vegetable prep on a makeshift countertop, handling her knife skillfully. Sora starts the fire and builds it up underneath the large pot.
"Making stew from scratch," Sachi says as she drags in a large sack. "Some people are gonna file in. I told them about the two travelers who were interested in making deals."
"Wanna see what they've got?" you ask Hannah. She nods and you nod to Sachi.
"Come on in, first up."
Sachi is resourceful; in the time you've spent considering the offers made to you both, she's already hard at work on the stew with her children. Eventually she takes over completely, and the kids get the offer to play but instead stick around and observe you.
Hannah is having a time of it. She's playful and teasing as she haggles the local people up and down the block. Eventually, they start to get the message and play along, so you go into your good cop routine and Hannah plays the miserly bad cop. You buy things with your cash on hand - you don't reveal the amount because you know it would turn this place into a mad house - and flip some of the things you've got at lower prices. Sachi eventually deems her stew ready and shoos everyone out, intending to eat lunch. It's afternoon by now, and you're definitely hungry.
"That was delightful."
"Gotta admit, that was fun," you say in agreement with your friend. "Didn't think you could have such a good time with economics."
"World's strange like that," Sachi says. She puts the hot bowls on slabs of wood and hands them to you one by one. "Shouldn't be too hot by now. Oh, forgot the bread."
"I'll get it, Momma."
"Thank you, honeybear." Sachi watches as Shiina slices the bread with a smile. "She's such a darling. Truth be told, I didn't know how this was going to affect her, but she's pulled through. Sora's too young to care."
"How long have you been out here?" you ask.
"Almost a year. Wasn't really a planned thing, this. We..." She breathes out. "The Cloud shinobi were indiscriminate on their mission, whatever it was. And when we asked them what they'd do about our homes, our lives, they just pulled out some shitty forms and told us to sign them for compensation. You can see how well that went. I mean, they're not absolutely heartless, don't get me wrong."
"Of course. If you have more money, they have more compassion. Such is society," Hannah says.
"Heh. You speak like a blue blood, but everything that comes out of your mouth tells me the opposite."
"I am of the nobility in some way...but my similarities with them end there."
"Clearly." Shiina provides everyone with thick slices of bread, and you're set to start. Everyone clasps their hands in prayer.
"May the love of heaven shine upon us. Our hearts clear, our spirits bright. Love eternal flow through us. Peace be."
"Peace be," you reply in unison. You take a spoonful of the stew and nod your head. Good stuff.
"Simply delicious. How much to part with the recipe?" Hannah asks.
"You people are weird." Sachi rolls her eyes upwards in thought. "1000 ryo."
"That's a horrid offer."
"2000."
"Please stop."
"Yeesh, sorry."
"No less than one million."
Sachi almost fumbled her bowl. "E-excuse me?!"
"I'll chip in one myself," you say. "Two million. Also...what do you know about the ruins north of here?"
She recovers and coughs into her hand. "Rumours about them being Inugami holdings, but that's never been proven. Some tunnels...I had to look over Sora in case he picked up something, since he said he touched an old scroll."
"We're on our way to pick that up," you say. "If there's anything else we scrape up, we should be able to make a few deals with you on the way back. Sound good?"
"Sounds great."
You nod in response. "Cool. We should be able to finish up everything later. It's not that far out from here, so a few hours at most. Back for dinner."
"I'll cook you crazies something else, then. Been saving some steaks for a good occasion, and this seems like one."
"Looking forward to it." You finish up your stew and Shiina obediently takes your dishes away to clean. The excess items from earlier are sealed away, and you unclip your 'money' scroll from your belt in order to access your available cash. Hannah does the same and you produce two million ryo, to the shock of the mother and her children.
"H-holy crap..."
"Should be enough to do some good things, eh?" you ask.
"You don't know the half...ah...I mean, go on and finish your dumb mission thing. Get, get."
"Momma, you shouldn't be rude!" Shiina says.
"It's okay. We really should be going. Take care until we return, won't you?" Hannah says.
You leave the tent and head outside. Sachi just didn't want to let you see her cry...she was grateful, you could tell.
"Oi."
You and Hannah turn back to face her.
"Don't be too late for dinner, you weirdo city slickers." She follows up with a huge, bright grin. "Remember, it's steak night."
"Yup! We won't be long!" you call back.
As you and Hannah finally get towards the edge of the settlement, you hear footsteps behind you.
"Sir. Ma'am."
Shiina stops beside you, catching her breath.
"Shiina. Everything okay?" you ask. She shakes her head. A hand goes into one of the pockets on her dress. She pulls out a small gemstone.
It's a dazzling sapphire blue. Not a sapphire, but-
"Lapis...Lazuli," Hannah mumbles.
Shiina puts the gem into your hand and closes it. "I...have a wish. I wish that we could have peace. I wish that people didn't need the shinobi anymore, that they would go away. I hate what the shinobi are. I hate it so much," she says with tears in her eyes. "But they're people too."
"Shiina, you..."
"My wish is that the age of shinobi end. I want us to live in peace. Hashirama wasn't right. He tried, but he wasn't right..."
Her hand slips away from yours.
"It's only a wish. I want you to carry it as long as you can. I want a lot of things. But that...most of all. If you can't fulfill it, I won't ever hate you. You gave me and Momma and Sora hope. So much hope. Momma doesn't know I talk like this. That I think these things."
"We can tell her together when we get back. After we finish giving you a new life," you say with a smile.
You only get a sad smile in response.
"Yes. I'll wait here...I know you'll come back. I'll see you again. I know it."
"My name's Joshua."
"Mine is Hannah."
She nods. "Thank you...I'll see you both soon." Shiina runs back the way she came. You look at the Lapis Lazuli for a moment before pocketing it.
"Such a valuable stone to give away," Hannah comments. "Perhaps...she sees it too."
"Sees what?"
"The strength that flows from you. I see you're not yet aware, but you will be soon enough."
"Hm." You shrug on your backpack and start down the road. "Let's get going. We promised to be back for dinner."
---
It wasn't what you expected.
The place was thoroughly leveled, with only the trace remains of walls poking up out of the grass. The well nearby was just about gone, reduced to a circle on the ground. Tunnels had collapsed and filled with dirt, which then had layers of grass over it. Decent obstacle course for the kids, but really just a bunch of rocks on a hill as far as anyone else was concerned.
"I really was expecting a bit more," Hannah says. "This place is much older than suggested."
"Yeah."
You locate the place where Sora found the scroll and try to drop in, since the actual entrances were presumably collapsed. But neither your build or Hannah's was small enough to squeeze into the opening.
Someone once said that explosives solved everything. They weren't lying.
A few moderate booms later, you've busted the hole wide open and reinforced things with your earth jutsu. Hannah grabs the scroll and hops out. There's a small red band on it, looking out of place against the worn outer layer of paper.
"It's working as intended. We'll have our expert work on cracking the seal properly. An extra fee, but money is no object." Hannah puts the scroll into her bag. "How much do you have, by the by?"
"Total?"
"Mm-hm."
"Around 63 million total, 25 liquid, 6 on hand after that last transaction."
"Mm. 100 liquid in various places. 5 on hand now."
"100 million liquid?"
"I've limited access to the rest for now."
You let out a low whistle. "Man. Doing well for yourself."
"It can come and go as it pleases. There are far more important things," she says while looking at you. "I'd sign a prenuptual for you, too~"
"I'd slap you in the back of the head if you did."
She gasps happily. "Well! You really are a wonderful, wonderful friend. So understanding and gallant."
"If you're trying to butter me up, it's only slightly working."
"Progress~"
You roll your eyes before they settle on the direction you came from. "Let's head back. I really do like steak."
"You said your grandmother made the most mouthwatering steak in the world."
"Yup. If we can sneak back into town, I'll get her to cook for you."
"And get her blessing?"
You laugh. "You'll be too full to think about anything, much less getting hitched."
---
Dinner's good. Not Grandma West good, because nothing ever was. But really good.
You trade some more and spend the night afterwards. Then wake up, eat breakfast, trade more stuff, and leave. Sora thinks you're still idiots, but you're slightly better in his eyes for not being shinobi dogs and making his mom happy.
Shiina gives you a knowing look before bowing politely, saying nothing else. You forget to tell Sachi about what she said, and she doesn't try to remind you.
With a mutual look, you both leave it alone. This seems to be between the two of you.
"..."
You'd have to think hard about that dream of hers. Hashirama was wrong, huh...
---
You cross down through Cloud in about two weeks and then pass through Frost to get to Hot Water. There's zero fanfare as you take the longer routes around to avoid any trouble. You don't know what exactly that Madara guy told them, but if it got them to pull out that big of a dragnet, it couldn't be anything pleasant.
Once you cross into Hot Water Country, you're free to let your guard down. Peace is an enduring theme here, to the point where even the country's hidden village is pacifist. A good place to hang out if you're weary from being all the run all the time.
You're currently fifty kilometers north of Hot Water Village. There's an incredible amount of hot springs in the country, and to no surprise villages and town take advantage of this for daily living and tourism.
This small town? No exception. Hot Water shinobi are keeping the peace and give you friendly nods, assuming you're from out of town and trying to keep you comfortable. You've got shopping, food, and resorts all in one convenient place.
"Might we stop for a while?" Hannah asks.
"That's the plan. Roughing a few weeks is neat for character, but nobody wants to do that forever. How far's your contact?"
"Just a bit outside of the hidden village itself. I will send them a message to inform them of our arrival."
"In that case, all the better we put it in park for a while and wait to hear back."
"My sentiments exactly. From the guide here...mm. Since we can more than afford it, we shall aim for quality and comfort. There's a good place with fabulous hot springs nearby."
"Let's check in," you say with a smile. She smiles back and follows you.
The inn looks modest from the outside, but inside is a different story. The halls are well and thoroughly decked with traditional flair. Women in elegant kimonos appear to assist and welcome you, and you head to the front desk to book your rooms.
"Welcome," the receptionist says.
"Two rooms for us, the best you have," Hannah says smoothly.
"Long journey from the Cloud?"
"Visiting on business. Long way from the Iron," you reply.
Her demeanor changes ever so slightly as she nods, acknowledging you as a kokoahito and not a Cloud nutbag. Not surprising the pacifists would dislike the war hawks. "I hope your stay is quite relaxing, sir. And as peaceful as possible."
"Thank you."
You feel like you're missing something. Hannah has been too quiet, and you don't like the sound of that.
"Ah, I did neglect to mention one thing, sir. Apologies."
"Not a problem," you say as your turn back. "What was it?"
"While we do have special areas for women to safely gather together, and private baths for our more affluent guests, this onsen is kon'yoku."
"Kon'y-" Your eyes widen and you turn to Hannah. "You slippery little minx...!"
Her lips curl into that oh-so-annoying smile.
"I hope you both enjoy yourselves thoroughly. Thank you for choosing us."
The receptionist is trying her hardest not to smile.
---
[] No, nope, nah. Mixed bathing, out. No sir.
-[] Hang out on dry land. Nothing good will come of entering the water naked.
-[] You're going to bathe, but you're also going to avoid the little devil at all costs.
[] You might as well enjoy your hot springs experience. Besides, what's a little mixed bathing between friends?
[] Write-in.