The Devil (Kicked) Out of Her Box

You had your life all figured out, a good education, a good family, and a good home that had proper work that needed to be doing--work that you enjoyed doing for that matter. Then a certain glorious golden bandit decided to roll in and assert dominance in the only way that con-artists can--through extreme bullshit and talking fast enough to keep people from thinking hard about it. Now you're alone, with a teasing, witch-doctor lady in your head, and most importantly of all, your study has been looted to the bedrock. This will not stand.

A narrative Quest about history's most unlikely Chosen of Malfeas, and her attempts to reclaim her happy place and do everything in her power to avoid touching grass, despite the best efforts of Creation to the contrary.