The Chronicles of Estel: A LOTR/ASOIAF Quest

The Challenges of The Good and the Foolish Alike Results
The Challenges of The Good and the Foolish Alike Results

Diplomacy:

[X] A King's Offer:Well Robert is going to Winterfell, better go and well passion for law changes and more of your money. Rolled:
1D100 => 16

Well at least things will be quiet. Or as quiet as a King being present can be.

Continued in (Winterfell Crossroads Miniturn)

[X] The Matter Of State: You are going to do that again, it was fun getting back at all the lords. Rolled:
1D100 => 6

No one bothered answering your letters. Oh well.

Failure.

[X] A Song of Mithril and Iron: "Faramir...you remember Asha right, and you've been complaining about the fact your unmarried. I have a terribly stupid Idea that might be the solution to the ironborn problem." Rolled:
1D100 => 78

"I can't believe you talked me into this." Faramir said as he stood on the beach. "If this goes wrong I blame you."

You looked at him. "Faramir, if get manipulated into raiding our own people and the North, than we will have a problem."

Asha gave a wave in her armored gown. As Faramir gulped "Your right I can do this. Who knows it might work out."

Reward: Faramir Hurin is now Married to Asha Greyjoy.

[X] Send a letter to your Kinsman: What behooved them all to defect. Was it the cold, or did God show up and tell them of some kind of delusion of saving the world.Rolled:
1D100 => 74

We are the Sons Of Baeor Aragorn,

Reclaiming the Name of our ancestors to live like they did, when we cross the wall we shall answer your call.

Reward: Help?? A promise...What have you done Arathorn. Have you gone native!!

Martial:

[X] Navy Drills: You better train the Navy you do have. Rolled:
1D100 => 55

Well they got Basic work in.

Reward: The Navy is trained.

[X] A Game of Trees and Rivers: The Forresters and Whitehills are attempting to kill each other again, that simply can't do. Rolled:
1D100 => 77

You were able to stop them from killing each other. For now at least. And Helped Rodrik get married to that Glenmore woman, all it worked out wonderfully.

Reward: War prevented, Rodrik Forrester is wed to Elena Glenmore. Influence gained.

[X] Supporting the Liberation: Lets send a few hundred men to Slaver's Bay, surely a forgien military adventure in a place that sees your people as living cattle will endear you well to the Locals...Boromir, don't give me that look, you wanted to do it ages ago.Rolled:
1D100 => 93

Well 2,000 men are off to some godforsaken hellhole, "Good Luck Haldier!! Bring them home!!" You shouted as they left White Harbor, off to fight slavers and whoever else gets in their way.

Reward: Well, they're off to fuck with Danys's storyline. You better hope the plan doesn't blow up in your face. Oh wait it will

-2000 men.

Intrigue:

[X] Dragons here there be dragons: The Targaryen Line has been running for a long time, you will find them and leave the matter to fate. Rolled:
1D100 => 42

You lost them at Vaes Dothrak. You hope that nothing bad happens.

Reward: Well they're in Vaes Dothrak...hopefully she stays there.

[X] Hunting the one-eyed: Euron Greyjoy must die, then there will be peace.Rolled:
1D100 => 4

"They're dead...all the Pirate hunters are dead."

Failure. 30 ships are lost.

Learning:

[X] Study the Past: You should read up on your people's history.Rolled:
1D100 => 6

Nothing really interesting came up.

Failure.

[X] Of Ironwood and Steelbows:You need a break from trying to reinvent steelbows, maybe a week long vacation at Ironrath. Maybe that would help. Some outside help would make the steelbow's work, because Ironwood longbowman seem to have a good grip on things.Rolled:
1D100 => 99

YOU DID IT. "TUTTLE!! You saved my Archers."

Gared Tuttle gave a fish face. "How my lord...how did I do that."

You then spent the rest of the Day making Steel bows. By the time it was done, you had made a dozen of them and sent them straight to the workman in Gondor.

You'd have them trained and ready for war in a few months.

Reward: Steel Bow equipped Rangers have become the Norm. You now have one being specially made for you it will be ready in a year.

Personal Action:

[X] Spend time with Arwen: You might wish to enjoy this break from work.Rolled:
1D100 => 78

Lemon Cakes and reasonably made beer, its was a simple pleasure, and one that stannis approved of.

Pregnancy Roll:
1D100 => 20 (Not this time.)

Disaster Roll:
1D100 => 100

You looked at Gandalf as he locked the door as he entered, Dragonstone was quite the pitstop on the way back from getting the pirate hunters report, but it needed to be done.

"Aragorn Thank Iluvatar…." He said feeling extremely agitated, "We're in a den of fools and Vipers."

Now that was fucking rediculous, this was Dragonstone not King's Landing, did the volcanic fumes get to him.

You looked at Gandalf. "Your going mad, why would you think that? Is a dragon living under here that's waiting to kill us all." It was sarcasm of course.

"No Far worse than anything we could have imagined…"

"Lord Aragorn. It is a pleasure to meet you." The Lady Melessndra said as she made the locked door an inconvenience.

You were utterly terrified.
Reward: OH SHIT!!

AN: You know how canon is a mess...YOU AIN't SEEN Nothing YET BOYS.

Enjoy
 
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKL

Kill her NOW!!'

And stannis...he's obviously curropted by sauron.

Also FUCKING HELL!!'

And you know what? Screw Danny, screw westro's, screw everyone else...the dunedain shall watch out for themselves...also that ducking one eyed pirate is sauron in betting...

God-dammit...
 
Kill her NOW!!'

And stannis...he's obviously curropted by sauron.
Stop it, You know How Orcs fought on both sides of the War of the ring, this is someone living "inside" Mel's soul, a morally grey balrog looking for some form of redemption in order to get Mel to Amen.
Also FUCKING HELL!!'

And you know what? Screw Danny, screw westro's, screw everyone else...the dunedain shall watch out for themselves...also that ducking one eyed pirate is sauron in betting...

God-dammit...
Okay take a deep breath and Chill, I planned for this months ago, relax. Random...Euron is not the avatar of Souron or Melkor or anyone else...he's just a stupit lucky asshole who's camping in Valyria.

So Balrog? I don't think we have anything that can kill her right here and now.
Yes...so calm down think, write if it makes you feel better, I'm going to write up some omakes before the miniturn in a little while. so everyone...please remain civil on the escilation train...Papa Cyber will explain everything in due time.
 
Oh god dammit, you do realize THERE IS NO REDEMPTION FOR BALROGS...

Tolkien wrote the simalarion like Christianity, morgoth is essentially the devil, balrogs are fallen angels.

Fallen Angels CANNOT be redeemed, they chose to fall and thus as much as people hope, they can't ever redeem themselves for their rebellion.

This, Balrogs also can't do this.

So it's utterly laughable a balrog can go morally grey. Also orks fighting against both sides? I don't think that ever happened besides then deciding they want to eat each other. They at cannon fodder and they know it. So they don't give a fuck.

Also this is utterly terrifying because this is a balrog that has not been weakened by time, thus is still at the prime of its power. Which means Gandalf can't do shit to it without casting off his mortal coil and hopping Eru sends him Back as the White.

Also pirate asshole has to be getting help from somewhere. I refuse to believe our captains...wait...well...fuck...guess they are that incompetent since we just finished trainning them.

*sighs*

This is kind of a problem in your quest cyber, you set the DC's way high and Escalate Way to much. At this point in not sure what else is comming besides the seven kingdoms tearing themselves apart and us hunking down because fuck westero's.

Also then there's the others and the winter wights comming down, we either need volcanic glass arrows to cut down the white walkers for good, or we're getting screwed over by every other faction.

Our guys keep on fucking running away when we need them to be where they are most needed (grey company...the rangers on the ducking wall screwing us over!!! Our fleet captains fucking up to allow that bastard to still keep raiding us, etc.)

I'm just worn down by the constant escalation.

Now we have a big ass threat in the form of a forsaken balrog who is on the chopping block when the world comes to a end along with its kin and morgoth when eru decides to come down and lay down the lay a final time.
 
Oh god dammit, you do realize THERE IS NO REDEMPTION FOR BALROGS...

Tolkien wrote the simalarion like Christianity, morgoth is essentially the devil, balrogs are fallen angels.

Fallen Angels CANNOT be redeemed, they chose to fall and thus as much as people hope, they can't ever redeem themselves for their rebellion.

This, Balrogs also can't do this.

So it's utterly laughable a balrog can go morally grey. Also orks fighting against both sides? I don't think that ever happened besides then deciding they want to eat each other. They at cannon fodder and they know it. So they don't give a fuck.

Also this is utterly terrifying because this is a balrog that has not been weakened by time, thus is still at the prime of its power. Which means Gandalf can't do shit to it without casting off his mortal coil and hopping Eru sends him Back as the White.

Also pirate asshole has to be getting help from somewhere. I refuse to believe our captains...wait...well...fuck...guess they are that incompetent since we just finished trainning them.

*sighs*

This is kind of a problem in your quest cyber, you set the DC's way high and Escalate Way to much. At this point in not sure what else is comming besides the seven kingdoms tearing themselves apart and us hunking down because fuck westero's.

Also then there's the others and the winter wights comming down, we either need volcanic glass arrows to cut down the white walkers for good, or we're getting screwed over by every other faction.

Our guys keep on fucking running away when we need them to be where they are most needed (grey company...the rangers on the ducking wall screwing us over!!! Our fleet captains fucking up to allow that bastard to still keep raiding us, etc.)

I'm just worn down by the constant escalation.

Now we have a big ass threat in the form of a forsaken balrog who is on the chopping block when the world comes to a end along with its kin and morgoth when eru decides to come down and lay down the lay a final time.
All shall be explained. Can I.

Mel's God is a Balrog, it's currently using her as a meat puppet and has been for years. Stannis bless his heart has been sent a sorce of sanity, by the name of Davos. Getting the Balrog out of Mel is one of the things you can do...Like Gandalf v. Saruman.

Its just that when ever you look at Mel's spirit, all you see is a Balrog stareing back.

I'm sorry that was not as clear as it should.

You have to play preist king now.

To reiterate the Answer and hopefully descalate things

Mel is not a Balrog, Rhallor is, and as a willing conduite for said being, Mel's spirit is now currupted and you can get rid of it with the POWE OF ILLUVITAR!!
 
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Ok that explains things...problem is I'm not sure this is going to work...but rolls are a thing...and I really can't do omakes right now.
 
I knew it. I just...what is up with our luck! Why do we keep getting pretty much nat freaking hundreds on disasters! I'm starting to wonder if the dice are rigged.
 
Every fucking turn there is a 100 on the disaster roll. Every time. Now we got the witch bitch to deal with.

Here is my personal philosophy I developed from reading the SOIF books and watching Game of Thrones:
In the books: Fuck the Rhollor faith.
In the TV show: Fuck the Rhollor faith.
In this Quest: Fuck the Rhollor faith.

That's a good rule of three if you ask me.
 
Alright...Going on Hiatus again, so things can simmer down and everyone can relax a little.

I need to focus on something to take my mind off escalation.

Like Avatar warring states simulator.
 
Stop it, You know How Orcs fought on both sides of the War of the ring, this is someone living "inside" Mel's soul, a morally grey balrog looking for some form of redemption in order to get Mel to Amen.

Spoilers much? You could at least let us find this shite out via an action instead of spreading OOC knowledge like a virulent disease in medieval Europe.

Edit: Hiatus. Again. Oh well.
 
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