Terran Ingenuity (Starcraft x Mass Effect)

Mizuki_Stone said:
...is it wrong that I really want to see that scene again, but from the citadel force's perspective?
Turians: Oh crap
Asari: Eep!
Salarian:... "This is Officer Legionas responding to a domestic distubance. Something about abunch of Salarians screaming "NOT POSSIBLE" before suffering heart attacks?"

The first of the STGs casualties while trying to understand the Space Wizards ways.:D
 
Jomasten said:
"You require more style."

"You must construct attain additional style."

"Spawn more style."

"Not enough style."
*snort*
You missed 'I can't work here, there's not enough style'
 
Now as an added challenge Try not to read the Word style in Big Gay Al's Voice after this post.

The Italics in Xeno's post wouldn't let me read it any other way.
 
I just had the mental image of the Protoss warping in a pylon on the Presidium, then Selendis warps in while everyone stares at it slack jawed.

"Is there a problem, friend Raynor?"

"Nah, these folks just never saw a magic trick is all,"
 
I can just imagine Swan having to foot a hell of a fine for Hot-dropping a prefab Diplomatic embassy into the presidium.

C-Sec recording: Notice of citation, for, disturbance of Peace, Disturbance of Traffic, and Property damage.

Officer Jethram Oraka.

notifying

Engineer Swann.

"Why..WHY DID YOU LAUNCH A..A..."

"An Embassy, we need to talk to the Protoss sometimes and when Kerrigan's not feeling particularly Carnivorous at any given moment she and Jimmy boy need a place for some alone time."

"You. I. You..."

"Also the Embassy you tried to foist on us was far too shiny. Didn't feel like home."

"SO YOU...So you combat Dropped an EMBASSY!?"
 
I cannot wait for the negotiations to get underway. I've been pining for this story for a while, Xeno. It's great to see it starting up again.

Seems the Terrans are starting to get a good handle on just how freaky Mass Effect tech is, with Swann pointing out the important thing. The guys who built Mass Relays are scary dudes. Well, Swann, you're right. Give it a few decades and you'll even get to meet them! Won't that be fun?

Granted, Terran tech is still something that's kind of thrown the Citadel species for a loop. It's damn effective for looking so clunky. Although, heh, that's nothing on how a proper look at Protoss technology is going to freak them out. Space Wizards be Space Wizarding it up.

 
Razor One said:
I just had the mental image of the Protoss warping in a pylon on the Presidium, then Selendis warps in while everyone stares at it slack jawed.

"Is there a problem, friend Raynor?"

"Nah, these folks just never saw a magic trick is all,"
Cue a bunch of Keepers trying to get rid of the pylons, only to encounter Protoss in their best defense mode. You never have enough pylons even without them being destroyed, after all.^
Wolfshadow180 said:
who needs pylons when your no interior shuttle can just turn into one and warp people in. :D
Erm...

 
Winged Knight said:


...I'll admit, I burst out laughing when I saw the High Templar just lounging around on top of the warp prism.

Snap a finger, explode an Overseer, just glance over casually like "Problem, abominations?"




Also, the Dark Templar acrobatics? Consider that to be one of the different Nerazim fighting Styles.

Some of the styles are utilitarian (i.e. similar to gameplay), but others are... well, flashy.

The Khalai (Zealots, High Templar, etc), though, they don't do flashy. The Khalai use style.

Maybe they will, maybe they won't.
 
Jormungandr said:
Really tempted to write an omake where a zerg lethiathan pops out of warp space over the Citadel.

Fuck it, I'll do it when I'm sober.





Perfect inspirations.
*Slides a beer in front of jormungandr*

Here's some more inspiration...

...And little hair of the dog...
 
If we're going to be talking about the Protoss going "Ours are bigger." where ships are concerned . . . Just how big are Protoss Carriers and the Destiny Ascension?

I can't for the life of me find any measurements for that ugly piece of shit. (I hate the way Asari ships look.)
 
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