Wyld Dark Sea Chapter 10
When Juran returns at last to the Port of Pravance, seat of the Earl of the Province of Pravance, it is not the call of duty that draws him there. His actual duties in Pravance are few, Marxom earlier explained, with just a hint of the seething envy and resentment he was truly feeling, that "Lemane" is the Earl's term for the freedom granted to Raksha who have served their betters in some exceptional manner, and thus earned a space away from the constant demands of the nobility and a number of lesser fae and mortal chattel to boss around and abuse themselves. His primary duties are to obey orders important enough to be conveyed to him without the Earl losing interest in whatever it was soon after speaking it, and to attend to the Earl promptly in times of war.
Nonetheless, Juran's return to court is met with much obligatory fanfare on behalf of the Earl's underlings, sincere only when their lord might overhear directly. Goblins and wights run about, pausing to greet him enthusiastically, and occasionally, when safe to do so, with obvious disrespect and a rude gesture, and when he enters the Earl's throne room, the towering Raksha is being attended by the Overseer of the Goblins, whose personal name, Marxom had quietly informed him, was Flensing Claw.
The Goblin Overseer is a lithe, wicked creature with long, clawed limbs and dark green skin mottled with odd growths and many, many scars. Goblins in general lack noses, having overlarge slits in their brutal, sneering faces instead, and while none of their species have much more than lumps of skin with a hole for the ears, this one has clearly had his ears burnt off at some point in the past, and fresh scabs surrounded by scar tissue indicates that he must periodically claw open the wounds or the skin scars over the holes he uses to hear.
"-twelve more missing today, I have the numbers here!" the goblin is growing in his perpetually furious, scratchy voice, shaking a sheaf of papers at the Earl, "Even since the Lemane's guest began building that wretched city, our citizens have been running off to it, shirking their duties and forcing ill-suited substitutions to be made! There are no child beggers to adorn the street corners, we have old men begging aid of wights, and they hardly cower when struck! Something must be done about it!"
Waiting in a line, Juran recognizes the red-haired Lorelei in charge of the kitchens and stoking the water to boil with her baudy songs, arms crossed and glaring irately at the Wight Commander ahead of her. The towering silver beast exhibits no particular emotion, but its claws drip red with blood, and there are broken shards of porcelain embedded in its feet, and silvery bloodstains behind it, so something dramatic clearly has occurred.
"Oh dear," Juran calls, his voice warm and amused as he arrives, strolling into the court as though he has not a care in the world, "Have I come at a bad time? I could leave again, if our fine Overseer finds speaking to me directly about my retainers so embarrassing."
Flensing Claw turns and glares with unmitigated malice at Juran, while the Earl, palpably bored until now, bursts into sudden laughter.
"Indeed!" he notes in his flowing bass tones, "After all, our dear Lemane hardly comes to me to complain every time your goblins prod at his territory! No, he kills them, puts the corpses up as a warning, and takes them down once they start to smell! Honestly, it's as if you've forgotten how we do things around here."
The Earl leans closer, breaking the relaxed slouch he had upon his throne.
"Or perhaps you fear antagonizing the Exalted? You are quite young, I suppose you've never clashed with their kind these last two centuries," there's a clear eagerness to his voice, with no small amount of malevolent glee, as he prods the goblin's pride.
Flensing Claw does not dare turn his hateful gaze upon the Earl, but he cannot stop shaking from the rage he clearly feels.
"Nothing?" the Earl's tone grows suddenly bored again, "Well, what of you, Lemane? I don't suppose you'd care to liven things up with an honor duel? Show these whelps how the old Solars would handle disrespect?"
The Earl doesn't seem particularly hopeful that Juran will do so, but the goblin's eyes widen in sudden fear, and Juran can see how his eyes focus on the iron tulwar at his hip.
Juran hums for a moment, considering the idea. He's not a terribly bloodthirsty man by nature... but if he lets this go, or if he makes the goblin grovel for his forgiveness, then Flensing Claw will take it out on his people.
"From what you've told me, your grace, I doubt I have half the imagination required," he says lightly, turning to pace into the centre of the chamber, "But then one can never reach new heights without a bit of practice."
He draws his sword in a single lazy movement, feeling the weight in his hand, and then glances over at the goblin.
"Well?" he says, smiling, "You know how this goes."
The Earl bursts into delighted laughter as Flensing Claw stares, frozen in horror for long moments, like he can't quite believe this is happening.
"You-" he manages, nearly drowned out by the booming cackles, "You can't-"
And then the goblin makes a bolt towards Juran, while clearly aiming for the door behind him, to the laughter of the Lorelei and wheezing chuffs of the injured Wight Commander.
"I think not," the Earl chortles, and raises a single mailed hand, open wide until he clenches, and then, though the goblin does not stop running, his progress is arrested in the middle of the room, a distortion in the surrounding air. A similar distortion lines a path between Juran and Flensing Claw.
"No escape," the Earl announces, "No surrender. The challenge is extended, the fight is to the death!"
The goblin stops fleeing as soon as he notices the distortion, and without hesitation turns to leap towards Juran, knowing that victory will be his only salvation!
Still smiling, Juran readies his blade... but desperation lends the goblin incredible speed
The goblin slashes at Juran before he knows it, but even as his blade rises to defend the feint is revealed by the clawed kick aimed at his midsection, covered though it is by the fur, the goblin clearly expects the blow to count!
Juran steps backward, yielding the ground like a dancer, his blade angled sharply to deflect the incoming assault. In his ears, he hears the echo of Five Lightning's sharp instruction.
Everyone fears getting cut, my lord. Defending yourself in a duel is as much about exploiting that fear as it is deflecting the blow
The kick is jerked sharply down, away from the blade, catching Juran's leg over the fur, and losing a bit of flesh as it stumbles into him, touching the flat of the blade with its shoulder and howling as the skin blackens.
The crowd jeers at the goblin, and the Earl claps loud enough shake the walls of a lesser structure.
"Oho! Vicious little thing, aren't you?" Juran calls, a touch breathless as he fends off the vicious assault, "Good! But let's see how well you can keep it up."
His Tulwar is a beautiful thing, curved and deadly, perfect for slicing through flesh and bone. Such blades suffer at times against foes in armour... but against iron, the goblin has no defence save speed, and Juran presses his assault mercilessly.
Flensing Claw pulls back desperately, and he is terribly quick, moving backwards far faster than any mortal could.
The goblin evades the deadly blade, at least, but in his panic Flensing Claw trips, falling to the ground and turning his back to Juran as he scrambles desperately to his feet, quick enough that Juran could not simply stab him while prone, but still left open for a new attack.
Juran is not a particularly athletic man, his body softened by fine living and only reluctantly tempered by Five Lightning's merciless drilling, nor does he possess the unnatural speed of the fae.
And yet his blows are always so fast the goblin can scarcely see them, so well placed only the most frantic of motions can evade them, polished and without flaw. Just a smooth, merciless advance that ends with his opponent dead upon the floor.
The blow carves the goblin's back open before he can turn around. Foul green blood sprays out, splattering the Manticore's hide and Juran's face both. The goblin collapses to the floor, howling in agony, skin blackened by the touch of iron. It manages to turn itself over, so it can look up to Juran with beady green eyes. Flensing Claw's face is hard to read, but the agony and terror is unmissable.
"Please, lord," the goblin begs him, "No more! No more, I beg you, spare me! Please, I don't want to die, please-!"
The Lorelei laughs, the Wight Commander chuffs, the Earl chortles merrily at the display.
"No?" Juran tilts his head, levelling the tulwar at him, "Perhaps you'd prefer a taste of your own craft, then. How was it you earned your name again?"
There's a twinge of guilt in his heart, a moment's hesitation... but he can't afford to relent now. Too much rests on this to have mercy for a monster... and a monster Flensing Claw most assuredly is. He's heard the stories, seen the marks left on the people sheltering under his banner.
Flensing Claw's expression twists from terror to sudden rage, and he lunges desperately, claws wide, to tear at Juran's face!
Juran simply twists, bringing up his free arm... and the goblin's claws skitter from fur and leather like it was the finest jade.
"Manticore hide," he says, his voice quiet and cold, "You spent so much time fussing over mortal children. Perhaps you should have paid more attention to what else we were doing."
The goblin stares, eyes wide, uncomprehending for a moment, before the hatred returns, amidst the continued laughter of the audience. He leaps once more, arms and legs shifted so that, no matter how Juran blocks, one limb at least will be able to strike, shrieking so loud and shrilly that Juran's teeth itch and some quiet, primal part of him feels the fear that the rest of him knows he needs not feel, so great is his advantage.
Juran doesn't make a sound in return. He does not need to scream, or shout, or yell an oath to the Dragons for their strength. This isn't a duel anymore, not really. It's an execution.
To the sound of the laughing crowd, Juran Heartsong swings his blade once more.
Flensing Claw's head hits the floor. His body bounces off Juran's armored chest limply, collapsing at his feet, green blood pooling out around them. The laughter stills, and there is a moment of silence.
And then the applause begins, the Earl's the loudest and most metallic as he stands.
Juran spins the sword with a flourish, pauses for a moment to inspect the edge for chips or remaining gore, then slides it back into the sheathe.
There's no glow of essence about him, no shining solar radiance, barely a few spots of sweat on his brow. He turns, and bows politely to the throne.
"My thanks for the sport, your grace," he says, gracious as ever, "My retainer is a fine practice partner, but no amount of mock sparring quite measures up to the real thing."
"Indeed!" the Earl rumbles in approval, "And a finely done bit of sport it was! Not even a glimmer of your anima! Such contempt! Such timing! There has not been a performance in here worthy of the name since Marxom boxed the ears of Wight who'd been skimming the slave shipments!"
"I should have placed a wager on you killing him before Calibration," the Lorelei sighs, "But you seemed one of those dreadfully compassionate sorts, I felt I had to play the odds."
The Wight Commander nods at Juran and chuffs in its strange way of speaking, nodding with respect to Juran.
"Where is Marxom," the Earl glances around a moment, "Someone tell him-ah, but he's attending you these days," the Earl shakes his head in faux sadness, before cheering up again, "Seeming Dreams," he addresses the Wight, "Congratulations, you're the new Revee! Clean up the ex-Overseer's body, and find a mop for the blood! And you, Juran, come closer! You have earned the fullness of my attention!"
The Earl phrases the promotion in much the way someone else might declare "You're the new victim!" or, perhaps, "the new dupe".
The Lorelei rolls her eyes, but does not object, and instead watches with satisfaction that someone else was saddled with the bothersome manual labor.
"Thank you, your grace," Juran smiles, bowing his head in acknowledgement as he approaches, "In truth, I can't claim my business is too exciting - only two things of note."
He glances around at the Wight - Seeming Dreams, that was it - and nods. "The first might well concern our new Reeve as well. I've completed the first of my trade voyages, successful though not terribly exciting. I can have the relevant numbers forwarded later, if you'd care for them. The only point of interest is in the number of people who saw me trading jade and gossamer and started making plans for their own voyages hither."
He shrugs easily. "I've a short list of those with whom I am actually doing business, and they'll be carrying a letter I signed as well if they've any sense. Anyone else turning up claiming I invited them is lying."
Seeming Dreams pauses a moment as he lifts the goblin's body, seeming to focus a great deal before speaking.
Heard. And understood. Liars. Will be eaten.
The words are not entirely verbal, rather, Juran hears them as an unfolding screech within his own mind, as the Wight continues to make the strange chuffing noises that are all it seems to be able to produce aloud.
"Naturally," Juran nods, grimacing slightly at the thought. He hopes nobody is that stupid, but if life has taught him anything, it is that someone always is.
"The second is likewise simple, your grace," he continues after a moment, "I'd like to request one of those scarecrows, the ones that used to be field gods, for my farm."
The Earl is silent a moment as he digests that.
"...I confess, that was not on my list of expected complaints or requests," he admits, sitting back down in his throne, "May I ask why?"
The request is politely curious, though Juran can tell there are other emotions beneath it.
He can't tell what those emotions are in the brief moment of consideration, nor afford to hesitate or stall, and so Juran presses on.
"Butterfly is working on making some... shears, for lack of a better word, though I'm sure she'd be upset to hear me describe them so plainly," he says easily, as if it is no great secret, "Tools she believes will be able to prise apart the workings of glamour and gossamer from the flesh and spirit they were wrought upon. Before she moves ahead with the project, however, she needs to test her work."
The Earl leans back, as if unsurprised.
"I had wondered when your compassion would begin becoming a problem," he sighs dramatically, "I certainly prefer this to you suddenly declaring war on the Duchess' legion of cyclopes. Though I'm sure she'll introduce you to them sooner or later," he mutters darkly, before turning his attention back to the matter at hand, "The field gods are of little use for any purpose but what we inflicted on them, I hope you know. The fields no longer grow at their command, but rather our own. They have suffered for centuries, there is likely little left of the beings they once were, even if freed from their nightmare. It will profit you nothing to free them, and as most of them do not live in my domain, I would have no power to aid you, and would not wage an unwinnable war in compassion's name, in any case."
He stares Juran down with his sightless helmed face.
"Do you still wish to waste the favor that duel earned you on the behalf of a single broken spirit?"
"I am an ambitious man, your grace, one who seeks the power to halt the blade of a hegemon," Juran replies, unashamed even as he inclines his head to acknowledge the point, "Perhaps you are right, and I shall do all I can and fall short at the post... but I would still like to make the attempt."
"So be it," the Earl shrugs, as if it were of no consequence, "You've surveyed the land extensively. Go to the nearest farm and take the field god, if you can. It will certainly struggle, and I will not make the trip myself to command it to still and leave my home vulnerable to infiltration. If you've any talent for song, I strongly suggest you use it. They're quite susceptible to lullabies. If you take more than one, though, I will take umbrage," and here the Earl's tone becomes one of warning, "I trust in your pragmatism, and the friendship we share. Do not throw that aside for beings you do not even know that you can save."
"My thanks, your Grace," Juran says, bowing, "And worry not - I value our friendship greatly, and would not dream of compromising it so lightly."
"See that you don't," the Earl says seriously, "Now. Was there anything else you wished to speak of, or must I once more endure Flaming Ire's requests for a combat command and a list of her fine deeds and why surely a century is sufficient that I forgive her assassination attempts?"
He stares pointedly at the Lorelei as he speaks, and to her credit she maintains her posture, staring him down unflinchingly, though, Juran can see, with care not to show any form of overt disrespect. Clearly someone who knows the Earl's moods well.
"Alas, I had but the two matters, and both have been attended to," Juran says with an apologetic shrug, stepping to the side, "and so the business of the day must go on."
He does not leave immediately, for to treat the court so lightly would be disrespectful, but he contents himself with observing until it is done.
And so Flaming Ire steps forward, as the Earl sighs heavily, and once he is done begins a long list of accomplishments, many impressive, many horrifying, while the Earl listens with his head in one massive hand, occasionally glancing at Juran with a tangible air of Do you see what I must put up with? as the Lorelei takes a barrister's approach to conveying why four tiny murder attempts should clearly be forgiven.
Nonetheless, Juran's return to court is met with much obligatory fanfare on behalf of the Earl's underlings, sincere only when their lord might overhear directly. Goblins and wights run about, pausing to greet him enthusiastically, and occasionally, when safe to do so, with obvious disrespect and a rude gesture, and when he enters the Earl's throne room, the towering Raksha is being attended by the Overseer of the Goblins, whose personal name, Marxom had quietly informed him, was Flensing Claw.
The Goblin Overseer is a lithe, wicked creature with long, clawed limbs and dark green skin mottled with odd growths and many, many scars. Goblins in general lack noses, having overlarge slits in their brutal, sneering faces instead, and while none of their species have much more than lumps of skin with a hole for the ears, this one has clearly had his ears burnt off at some point in the past, and fresh scabs surrounded by scar tissue indicates that he must periodically claw open the wounds or the skin scars over the holes he uses to hear.
"-twelve more missing today, I have the numbers here!" the goblin is growing in his perpetually furious, scratchy voice, shaking a sheaf of papers at the Earl, "Even since the Lemane's guest began building that wretched city, our citizens have been running off to it, shirking their duties and forcing ill-suited substitutions to be made! There are no child beggers to adorn the street corners, we have old men begging aid of wights, and they hardly cower when struck! Something must be done about it!"
Waiting in a line, Juran recognizes the red-haired Lorelei in charge of the kitchens and stoking the water to boil with her baudy songs, arms crossed and glaring irately at the Wight Commander ahead of her. The towering silver beast exhibits no particular emotion, but its claws drip red with blood, and there are broken shards of porcelain embedded in its feet, and silvery bloodstains behind it, so something dramatic clearly has occurred.
"Oh dear," Juran calls, his voice warm and amused as he arrives, strolling into the court as though he has not a care in the world, "Have I come at a bad time? I could leave again, if our fine Overseer finds speaking to me directly about my retainers so embarrassing."
Flensing Claw turns and glares with unmitigated malice at Juran, while the Earl, palpably bored until now, bursts into sudden laughter.
"Indeed!" he notes in his flowing bass tones, "After all, our dear Lemane hardly comes to me to complain every time your goblins prod at his territory! No, he kills them, puts the corpses up as a warning, and takes them down once they start to smell! Honestly, it's as if you've forgotten how we do things around here."
The Earl leans closer, breaking the relaxed slouch he had upon his throne.
"Or perhaps you fear antagonizing the Exalted? You are quite young, I suppose you've never clashed with their kind these last two centuries," there's a clear eagerness to his voice, with no small amount of malevolent glee, as he prods the goblin's pride.
Flensing Claw does not dare turn his hateful gaze upon the Earl, but he cannot stop shaking from the rage he clearly feels.
"Nothing?" the Earl's tone grows suddenly bored again, "Well, what of you, Lemane? I don't suppose you'd care to liven things up with an honor duel? Show these whelps how the old Solars would handle disrespect?"
The Earl doesn't seem particularly hopeful that Juran will do so, but the goblin's eyes widen in sudden fear, and Juran can see how his eyes focus on the iron tulwar at his hip.
Juran hums for a moment, considering the idea. He's not a terribly bloodthirsty man by nature... but if he lets this go, or if he makes the goblin grovel for his forgiveness, then Flensing Claw will take it out on his people.
"From what you've told me, your grace, I doubt I have half the imagination required," he says lightly, turning to pace into the centre of the chamber, "But then one can never reach new heights without a bit of practice."
He draws his sword in a single lazy movement, feeling the weight in his hand, and then glances over at the goblin.
"Well?" he says, smiling, "You know how this goes."
The Earl bursts into delighted laughter as Flensing Claw stares, frozen in horror for long moments, like he can't quite believe this is happening.
"You-" he manages, nearly drowned out by the booming cackles, "You can't-"
And then the goblin makes a bolt towards Juran, while clearly aiming for the door behind him, to the laughter of the Lorelei and wheezing chuffs of the injured Wight Commander.
"I think not," the Earl chortles, and raises a single mailed hand, open wide until he clenches, and then, though the goblin does not stop running, his progress is arrested in the middle of the room, a distortion in the surrounding air. A similar distortion lines a path between Juran and Flensing Claw.
"No escape," the Earl announces, "No surrender. The challenge is extended, the fight is to the death!"
The goblin stops fleeing as soon as he notices the distortion, and without hesitation turns to leap towards Juran, knowing that victory will be his only salvation!
Still smiling, Juran readies his blade... but desperation lends the goblin incredible speed
The goblin slashes at Juran before he knows it, but even as his blade rises to defend the feint is revealed by the clawed kick aimed at his midsection, covered though it is by the fur, the goblin clearly expects the blow to count!
Juran steps backward, yielding the ground like a dancer, his blade angled sharply to deflect the incoming assault. In his ears, he hears the echo of Five Lightning's sharp instruction.
Everyone fears getting cut, my lord. Defending yourself in a duel is as much about exploiting that fear as it is deflecting the blow
The kick is jerked sharply down, away from the blade, catching Juran's leg over the fur, and losing a bit of flesh as it stumbles into him, touching the flat of the blade with its shoulder and howling as the skin blackens.
The crowd jeers at the goblin, and the Earl claps loud enough shake the walls of a lesser structure.
"Oho! Vicious little thing, aren't you?" Juran calls, a touch breathless as he fends off the vicious assault, "Good! But let's see how well you can keep it up."
His Tulwar is a beautiful thing, curved and deadly, perfect for slicing through flesh and bone. Such blades suffer at times against foes in armour... but against iron, the goblin has no defence save speed, and Juran presses his assault mercilessly.
Flensing Claw pulls back desperately, and he is terribly quick, moving backwards far faster than any mortal could.
The goblin evades the deadly blade, at least, but in his panic Flensing Claw trips, falling to the ground and turning his back to Juran as he scrambles desperately to his feet, quick enough that Juran could not simply stab him while prone, but still left open for a new attack.
Juran is not a particularly athletic man, his body softened by fine living and only reluctantly tempered by Five Lightning's merciless drilling, nor does he possess the unnatural speed of the fae.
And yet his blows are always so fast the goblin can scarcely see them, so well placed only the most frantic of motions can evade them, polished and without flaw. Just a smooth, merciless advance that ends with his opponent dead upon the floor.
The blow carves the goblin's back open before he can turn around. Foul green blood sprays out, splattering the Manticore's hide and Juran's face both. The goblin collapses to the floor, howling in agony, skin blackened by the touch of iron. It manages to turn itself over, so it can look up to Juran with beady green eyes. Flensing Claw's face is hard to read, but the agony and terror is unmissable.
"Please, lord," the goblin begs him, "No more! No more, I beg you, spare me! Please, I don't want to die, please-!"
The Lorelei laughs, the Wight Commander chuffs, the Earl chortles merrily at the display.
"No?" Juran tilts his head, levelling the tulwar at him, "Perhaps you'd prefer a taste of your own craft, then. How was it you earned your name again?"
There's a twinge of guilt in his heart, a moment's hesitation... but he can't afford to relent now. Too much rests on this to have mercy for a monster... and a monster Flensing Claw most assuredly is. He's heard the stories, seen the marks left on the people sheltering under his banner.
Flensing Claw's expression twists from terror to sudden rage, and he lunges desperately, claws wide, to tear at Juran's face!
Juran simply twists, bringing up his free arm... and the goblin's claws skitter from fur and leather like it was the finest jade.
"Manticore hide," he says, his voice quiet and cold, "You spent so much time fussing over mortal children. Perhaps you should have paid more attention to what else we were doing."
The goblin stares, eyes wide, uncomprehending for a moment, before the hatred returns, amidst the continued laughter of the audience. He leaps once more, arms and legs shifted so that, no matter how Juran blocks, one limb at least will be able to strike, shrieking so loud and shrilly that Juran's teeth itch and some quiet, primal part of him feels the fear that the rest of him knows he needs not feel, so great is his advantage.
Juran doesn't make a sound in return. He does not need to scream, or shout, or yell an oath to the Dragons for their strength. This isn't a duel anymore, not really. It's an execution.
To the sound of the laughing crowd, Juran Heartsong swings his blade once more.
Flensing Claw's head hits the floor. His body bounces off Juran's armored chest limply, collapsing at his feet, green blood pooling out around them. The laughter stills, and there is a moment of silence.
And then the applause begins, the Earl's the loudest and most metallic as he stands.
Juran spins the sword with a flourish, pauses for a moment to inspect the edge for chips or remaining gore, then slides it back into the sheathe.
There's no glow of essence about him, no shining solar radiance, barely a few spots of sweat on his brow. He turns, and bows politely to the throne.
"My thanks for the sport, your grace," he says, gracious as ever, "My retainer is a fine practice partner, but no amount of mock sparring quite measures up to the real thing."
"Indeed!" the Earl rumbles in approval, "And a finely done bit of sport it was! Not even a glimmer of your anima! Such contempt! Such timing! There has not been a performance in here worthy of the name since Marxom boxed the ears of Wight who'd been skimming the slave shipments!"
"I should have placed a wager on you killing him before Calibration," the Lorelei sighs, "But you seemed one of those dreadfully compassionate sorts, I felt I had to play the odds."
The Wight Commander nods at Juran and chuffs in its strange way of speaking, nodding with respect to Juran.
"Where is Marxom," the Earl glances around a moment, "Someone tell him-ah, but he's attending you these days," the Earl shakes his head in faux sadness, before cheering up again, "Seeming Dreams," he addresses the Wight, "Congratulations, you're the new Revee! Clean up the ex-Overseer's body, and find a mop for the blood! And you, Juran, come closer! You have earned the fullness of my attention!"
The Earl phrases the promotion in much the way someone else might declare "You're the new victim!" or, perhaps, "the new dupe".
The Lorelei rolls her eyes, but does not object, and instead watches with satisfaction that someone else was saddled with the bothersome manual labor.
"Thank you, your grace," Juran smiles, bowing his head in acknowledgement as he approaches, "In truth, I can't claim my business is too exciting - only two things of note."
He glances around at the Wight - Seeming Dreams, that was it - and nods. "The first might well concern our new Reeve as well. I've completed the first of my trade voyages, successful though not terribly exciting. I can have the relevant numbers forwarded later, if you'd care for them. The only point of interest is in the number of people who saw me trading jade and gossamer and started making plans for their own voyages hither."
He shrugs easily. "I've a short list of those with whom I am actually doing business, and they'll be carrying a letter I signed as well if they've any sense. Anyone else turning up claiming I invited them is lying."
Seeming Dreams pauses a moment as he lifts the goblin's body, seeming to focus a great deal before speaking.
Heard. And understood. Liars. Will be eaten.
The words are not entirely verbal, rather, Juran hears them as an unfolding screech within his own mind, as the Wight continues to make the strange chuffing noises that are all it seems to be able to produce aloud.
"Naturally," Juran nods, grimacing slightly at the thought. He hopes nobody is that stupid, but if life has taught him anything, it is that someone always is.
"The second is likewise simple, your grace," he continues after a moment, "I'd like to request one of those scarecrows, the ones that used to be field gods, for my farm."
The Earl is silent a moment as he digests that.
"...I confess, that was not on my list of expected complaints or requests," he admits, sitting back down in his throne, "May I ask why?"
The request is politely curious, though Juran can tell there are other emotions beneath it.
He can't tell what those emotions are in the brief moment of consideration, nor afford to hesitate or stall, and so Juran presses on.
"Butterfly is working on making some... shears, for lack of a better word, though I'm sure she'd be upset to hear me describe them so plainly," he says easily, as if it is no great secret, "Tools she believes will be able to prise apart the workings of glamour and gossamer from the flesh and spirit they were wrought upon. Before she moves ahead with the project, however, she needs to test her work."
The Earl leans back, as if unsurprised.
"I had wondered when your compassion would begin becoming a problem," he sighs dramatically, "I certainly prefer this to you suddenly declaring war on the Duchess' legion of cyclopes. Though I'm sure she'll introduce you to them sooner or later," he mutters darkly, before turning his attention back to the matter at hand, "The field gods are of little use for any purpose but what we inflicted on them, I hope you know. The fields no longer grow at their command, but rather our own. They have suffered for centuries, there is likely little left of the beings they once were, even if freed from their nightmare. It will profit you nothing to free them, and as most of them do not live in my domain, I would have no power to aid you, and would not wage an unwinnable war in compassion's name, in any case."
He stares Juran down with his sightless helmed face.
"Do you still wish to waste the favor that duel earned you on the behalf of a single broken spirit?"
"I am an ambitious man, your grace, one who seeks the power to halt the blade of a hegemon," Juran replies, unashamed even as he inclines his head to acknowledge the point, "Perhaps you are right, and I shall do all I can and fall short at the post... but I would still like to make the attempt."
"So be it," the Earl shrugs, as if it were of no consequence, "You've surveyed the land extensively. Go to the nearest farm and take the field god, if you can. It will certainly struggle, and I will not make the trip myself to command it to still and leave my home vulnerable to infiltration. If you've any talent for song, I strongly suggest you use it. They're quite susceptible to lullabies. If you take more than one, though, I will take umbrage," and here the Earl's tone becomes one of warning, "I trust in your pragmatism, and the friendship we share. Do not throw that aside for beings you do not even know that you can save."
"My thanks, your Grace," Juran says, bowing, "And worry not - I value our friendship greatly, and would not dream of compromising it so lightly."
"See that you don't," the Earl says seriously, "Now. Was there anything else you wished to speak of, or must I once more endure Flaming Ire's requests for a combat command and a list of her fine deeds and why surely a century is sufficient that I forgive her assassination attempts?"
He stares pointedly at the Lorelei as he speaks, and to her credit she maintains her posture, staring him down unflinchingly, though, Juran can see, with care not to show any form of overt disrespect. Clearly someone who knows the Earl's moods well.
"Alas, I had but the two matters, and both have been attended to," Juran says with an apologetic shrug, stepping to the side, "and so the business of the day must go on."
He does not leave immediately, for to treat the court so lightly would be disrespectful, but he contents himself with observing until it is done.
And so Flaming Ire steps forward, as the Earl sighs heavily, and once he is done begins a long list of accomplishments, many impressive, many horrifying, while the Earl listens with his head in one massive hand, occasionally glancing at Juran with a tangible air of Do you see what I must put up with? as the Lorelei takes a barrister's approach to conveying why four tiny murder attempts should clearly be forgiven.