Magoose
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I was this close to say that you are insane...
But then the dice answered my call.
SV Begins, No SV: You Roll the Dice and the Story Takes off from There!
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But then the dice answered my call.
Fluffy_serpent
a snake pretending to be human
we are sure that we will not end up as gods of the multiverse ... I am tempted to write that ..
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
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- California USA
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You already wrote one mate, so no.
Yzarc
The Spark of Madness
Funny choice of words.
UNKNOWN01
Nobody knows me... I feel lonely!
- Location
- Nowhere
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- He/Him
I'll be honest, that was an accident, a happy little accident...
...Or was it?
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[X] Headbutt one ninja Unconcious and take said ninja captive before roasting the rest with your dragon breath.
Edit: drat.
Edit: drat.
AoMythology
AoM, Destroyer of Worlds
- Location
- Greece
- Pronouns
- He/Him/His
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
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- California USA
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- He
There can be only one!
- Location
- Spain
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
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- California USA
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- He
Only one will be accepted.
- Location
- Spain
Dammit I had another great one about 9 of the Ninjas being jinchurikis and fighting Dragon John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmitt
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- UK
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- He/Him
Alas, RNGesus has already anointed His champion with the Holy Number.
[X] You decide to pack some supplies for mountaineering in the Trans Antarctic mountains. The ingredients for your moonshine are just next door!
Vote closed
Tale spin
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A Tale is Spun:
Magoose's Roll: 89
Magoose can refuse a lot of shit.
Fanhunter696: 99
You pack a couple of bottles of that special Moonshine which almost cost you your life on the Nautilus, it was a great way of bribing your teachers whom will always ask you the secret recipe Which included, among many other things, giant squid crushed beaks, blue whale sperms, fugu testicles, and the blood of a virgin mermaid. Hey, it was not your fault that oats and barley are difficult to find in the bottom of the sea!!!
(Oh My, you have enough to drown your entire school in it, and it's even magical!)
Ghost In A Wall: 9
You get a bit of tinkering done in the Morning, you picked up some slight engineering knowhow back on the Nautilus! it's a bit of a hobby....
(You can't do shit without things exploding in your hands, or otherwise not working. You can't even fix your door)
Fluffy Serpent: 52
practice with your power that allows you to temporarily multiply all the attributes of your being or of an object
(That fucker who could do that lied to you, you would swear revenge, but that was futile.)
Space Jawa: 88
Escape the sudden unexpected ninja attack!
(Well, at least you didn't get hurt. But they are still angry. At you… well more or less)
Yarzac: 54
Seduce the enemy female ninjas. That usually works. If not set yourself on fire. They cant catch you if you are on fire.
(They are all-male mate, or all of them are under Genjutsu.)
UNKNOWN01: 69
Turn yourself into a dragon and fight off the ninjas
()To Be honest, you don't even have a full-on dragon form, but the wings really help in escaping)
RandyTrevelyan: 36
Headbutt one ninja Unconcious and take said ninja captive before roasting the rest with your dragon breath.
(All you did was hit a log. A Fucking Log!)
AoMythology:89
An immortal who can only be killed by decapitation, with roots in Scotland, tells you that you're one of his kind
(Oh Great, that Scottish dude is back. You already absorbed a dragon, what does he want. You want no part in his shit!)
rush99999: 67
Smoke weed every day while eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, and 360 no scoping any Illuminati noob-scrub who dares disrespect your line of sight.
(Maybe being weird will keep him away!)
DubiousDestiny: 11
You decide to pack some supplies for mountaineering in the Trans Antarctic mountains. The ingredients for your moonshine are just next door!
(Can't you have school today.)
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The Smell of the Nautilus moonshine filled your nostrils with the aroma of the sea, and of profit. Sure it was illegal to bribe teachers to give you a better grade or let you skip school to go on adventures… but it was also a fine way to break the ice. The mystical energy that was swirling in it, with the mermaid's call especially being hypnotic and otherworldly… it added to the flavor as well. Sure it also really fucked with the mind, and the trip to the bottom and the sea and back was painful and were as strong as the most powerful LSD.
But dammit, would it be the coolest way to tell your other classmates off ever.
And you had a bag full of it. And since they were enchanted, the bag would teleport to you, no matter where y
The Broken radio, torn apart by your hands, was one of your sore spots as you realized just how much you relied on the others on the Nautilus to actually do anything involving repairing and just making things work without causing them to somehow spontaneously combust.
There was a thought that maybe you could phase through walls and try to break physics, but you knew that that crazy bastard from the Nautilus was just messing with you when he said that.
Sure it was fun, but dear god, when you tried it on your own, you made a fool of yourself. Unacceptable.
Then you heard the door, and realized that they were back!
The Fucking ninjas from Japan had tracked you down! But you had gotten them off your back after had merged with that dragon that was eating them!
You did a good deed for them, why were they trying to kill you.
Sure maybe they were still mad about you deciding to bed their princess, but really, the girl was planning to kill you, and that was the only way you could escape without the entire clan deciding to follow her orders.
Ohhh…. Shit.
Well, you stuck your dick in crazy, now she wants to murder you.
The Dragon wings sprouted out of your back, destroying your shirt as you grinned at them. Time to do the one plan they never expect.
"You dishonorable coward, surrender and die with honor, or we will destroy you!" The head ninja stated.
Normally, with those crazy female ninjas, you would try to smooth talk your way out of fighting them, after all, Chicks dig dragons… Well, dragon human hybrids.
But they were all male, your ways with wooing women were… known.
Dammit, now you needed to run before it could get awkward with your pickup lines!
"Hey, baby. You ready for a fiery night." You found yourself saying. Your face went red, before you heard chuckling from a ninja.
"You wish to die dragon!" before he charged at you.
You decided to answer him with your head. The strongest part of your body now.
And you hit a log instead, shattering it.
"OWW!" You shouted. Rubbing your head with your clawed hand. "What the fuck guys, you were supposed to take it!"
"We do not take shit, except your life!" The head ninja replied, smoke coming from his body.
Oh no… Run for it.
You jumped out the window, shattering the glass with your scally back, before flying off.
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You panted as you sat down on a park bench, pretty sure that they could not find you after such a long flight south.
You took a deep breath and looked at your shirt, ruined and beyond repair.
"Need a hand?" A Scottish voice asked as you turned to face the man.
He was taller than you, broad shoulders, and with a claymore on his back. He was wearing regular street clothes, but he crackled with energy. "You cannot keep running from your destiny, Novus Highlander." He stated as he sat down next to you. "They will come for you now.
You frowned. "Yeah, tell that to the ninjas, the nautilus, and the other crazy bastards that want to kill me, Duncan. You think I have some destiny of dying gloriously or winning it all. I don't care. And the only reason you care is that I'm a dragon! And not someone who gained their immortality through the Quickening!"
Duncan frowned at that. "Perhaps, but that does not mean I wish for you to die. You are a highlander clansman after all."
"But I don't care, so leave me the fuck alone. All I want to do is smoke weed every day while eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, and 360 no scoping any Illuminati noob-scrub who dares disrespect my line of sight." You stated. "Like you!"
"Very Well," Duncan replied. He then stood up. "I took the liberty of locking down your equipment until the weekend. Don't try and escape to gather materials for your moonshine, you won't be able to get anywhere outside the city and survive without it."
"You use the ancient magic?" You said sarcastically.
"No, I just am staying at your apartment. You really should apologize to the Hattori clan for sleeping with their heiress."
"She was trying to murder me to get the Dragon out of my soul? What was I supposed to do, let her kill me?"
Duncan laughed. "You could have killed her, make everything a whole lot easier for you."
"I don't like killing people." You replied.
"But you might have to someday. Eventually." Duncan replied. "See you tonight at dinner. We're having Chinese food."
"Panda again?" You asked.
"Of course, you think I'm going to treat you on a school night?" He stated.
You needed to get to school…
What do you do when you get there?:
[]Write in.
AN: Enjoy.
Magoose's Roll: 89
Magoose can refuse a lot of shit.
Fanhunter696: 99
You pack a couple of bottles of that special Moonshine which almost cost you your life on the Nautilus, it was a great way of bribing your teachers whom will always ask you the secret recipe Which included, among many other things, giant squid crushed beaks, blue whale sperms, fugu testicles, and the blood of a virgin mermaid. Hey, it was not your fault that oats and barley are difficult to find in the bottom of the sea!!!
(Oh My, you have enough to drown your entire school in it, and it's even magical!)
Ghost In A Wall: 9
You get a bit of tinkering done in the Morning, you picked up some slight engineering knowhow back on the Nautilus! it's a bit of a hobby....
(You can't do shit without things exploding in your hands, or otherwise not working. You can't even fix your door)
Fluffy Serpent: 52
practice with your power that allows you to temporarily multiply all the attributes of your being or of an object
(That fucker who could do that lied to you, you would swear revenge, but that was futile.)
Space Jawa: 88
Escape the sudden unexpected ninja attack!
(Well, at least you didn't get hurt. But they are still angry. At you… well more or less)
Yarzac: 54
Seduce the enemy female ninjas. That usually works. If not set yourself on fire. They cant catch you if you are on fire.
(They are all-male mate, or all of them are under Genjutsu.)
UNKNOWN01: 69
Turn yourself into a dragon and fight off the ninjas
()To Be honest, you don't even have a full-on dragon form, but the wings really help in escaping)
RandyTrevelyan: 36
Headbutt one ninja Unconcious and take said ninja captive before roasting the rest with your dragon breath.
(All you did was hit a log. A Fucking Log!)
AoMythology:89
An immortal who can only be killed by decapitation, with roots in Scotland, tells you that you're one of his kind
(Oh Great, that Scottish dude is back. You already absorbed a dragon, what does he want. You want no part in his shit!)
rush99999: 67
Smoke weed every day while eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, and 360 no scoping any Illuminati noob-scrub who dares disrespect your line of sight.
(Maybe being weird will keep him away!)
DubiousDestiny: 11
You decide to pack some supplies for mountaineering in the Trans Antarctic mountains. The ingredients for your moonshine are just next door!
(Can't you have school today.)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Smell of the Nautilus moonshine filled your nostrils with the aroma of the sea, and of profit. Sure it was illegal to bribe teachers to give you a better grade or let you skip school to go on adventures… but it was also a fine way to break the ice. The mystical energy that was swirling in it, with the mermaid's call especially being hypnotic and otherworldly… it added to the flavor as well. Sure it also really fucked with the mind, and the trip to the bottom and the sea and back was painful and were as strong as the most powerful LSD.
But dammit, would it be the coolest way to tell your other classmates off ever.
And you had a bag full of it. And since they were enchanted, the bag would teleport to you, no matter where y
The Broken radio, torn apart by your hands, was one of your sore spots as you realized just how much you relied on the others on the Nautilus to actually do anything involving repairing and just making things work without causing them to somehow spontaneously combust.
There was a thought that maybe you could phase through walls and try to break physics, but you knew that that crazy bastard from the Nautilus was just messing with you when he said that.
Sure it was fun, but dear god, when you tried it on your own, you made a fool of yourself. Unacceptable.
Then you heard the door, and realized that they were back!
The Fucking ninjas from Japan had tracked you down! But you had gotten them off your back after had merged with that dragon that was eating them!
You did a good deed for them, why were they trying to kill you.
Sure maybe they were still mad about you deciding to bed their princess, but really, the girl was planning to kill you, and that was the only way you could escape without the entire clan deciding to follow her orders.
Ohhh…. Shit.
Well, you stuck your dick in crazy, now she wants to murder you.
The Dragon wings sprouted out of your back, destroying your shirt as you grinned at them. Time to do the one plan they never expect.
"You dishonorable coward, surrender and die with honor, or we will destroy you!" The head ninja stated.
Normally, with those crazy female ninjas, you would try to smooth talk your way out of fighting them, after all, Chicks dig dragons… Well, dragon human hybrids.
But they were all male, your ways with wooing women were… known.
Dammit, now you needed to run before it could get awkward with your pickup lines!
"Hey, baby. You ready for a fiery night." You found yourself saying. Your face went red, before you heard chuckling from a ninja.
"You wish to die dragon!" before he charged at you.
You decided to answer him with your head. The strongest part of your body now.
And you hit a log instead, shattering it.
"OWW!" You shouted. Rubbing your head with your clawed hand. "What the fuck guys, you were supposed to take it!"
"We do not take shit, except your life!" The head ninja replied, smoke coming from his body.
Oh no… Run for it.
You jumped out the window, shattering the glass with your scally back, before flying off.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
You panted as you sat down on a park bench, pretty sure that they could not find you after such a long flight south.
You took a deep breath and looked at your shirt, ruined and beyond repair.
"Need a hand?" A Scottish voice asked as you turned to face the man.
He was taller than you, broad shoulders, and with a claymore on his back. He was wearing regular street clothes, but he crackled with energy. "You cannot keep running from your destiny, Novus Highlander." He stated as he sat down next to you. "They will come for you now.
You frowned. "Yeah, tell that to the ninjas, the nautilus, and the other crazy bastards that want to kill me, Duncan. You think I have some destiny of dying gloriously or winning it all. I don't care. And the only reason you care is that I'm a dragon! And not someone who gained their immortality through the Quickening!"
Duncan frowned at that. "Perhaps, but that does not mean I wish for you to die. You are a highlander clansman after all."
"But I don't care, so leave me the fuck alone. All I want to do is smoke weed every day while eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew, and 360 no scoping any Illuminati noob-scrub who dares disrespect my line of sight." You stated. "Like you!"
"Very Well," Duncan replied. He then stood up. "I took the liberty of locking down your equipment until the weekend. Don't try and escape to gather materials for your moonshine, you won't be able to get anywhere outside the city and survive without it."
"You use the ancient magic?" You said sarcastically.
"No, I just am staying at your apartment. You really should apologize to the Hattori clan for sleeping with their heiress."
"She was trying to murder me to get the Dragon out of my soul? What was I supposed to do, let her kill me?"
Duncan laughed. "You could have killed her, make everything a whole lot easier for you."
"I don't like killing people." You replied.
"But you might have to someday. Eventually." Duncan replied. "See you tonight at dinner. We're having Chinese food."
"Panda again?" You asked.
"Of course, you think I'm going to treat you on a school night?" He stated.
You needed to get to school…
What do you do when you get there?:
[]Write in.
AN: Enjoy.
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
I mean, if there is a nat 100, things will get very interesting.
edit: OOF!
[X] Talk with Ashi. She's your friend, she knows what goes on in a girl's head since she is one. If anyone can help you sort through this mess with the Ninja Princess, she can!
- Location
- Spain
[X] Of course you don't need to worry since of this is real, Morpheus found you and freed your mind from bondade with The Red Pill... Or maybe everything you remember from and the Real World and the War against the Machines was the results of a bad trip caused by whatever was in the Pill. The Agents still hunt you down though, so something happened...
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[X] You go to this sweet door leading to an adjacent dimension where female ninjas are a thing. Well, the things that attacked you looked like female ninjas, can't hurt to try again?