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Blatantly Plural
- Location
- New England
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Snippets from the ANoBTEI, 2010: Brainchild
date point: may 2, 1999
date point: may 3, 1999
date point: october 20, 2000
date point: march 4, 2003
date point: may 2, 2004
date point: april 10, 2008
date point: april 14, 2008
date point: october 1, 2008
date point: october 22, 2008
date point: may 2, 2010
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
The project worked! I had to use a few mechanical parts and make a couple substitutions, but Rose is alive! The first artificially produced Arctic Kitsune is alive! She's already able to sit up on her own, but doesn't seem to know how to walk, or use her vocal chords effectively.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
The project worked! I had to use a few mechanical parts and make a couple substitutions, but Rose is alive! The first artificially produced Arctic Kitsune is alive! She's already able to sit up on her own, but doesn't seem to know how to walk, or use her vocal chords effectively.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
I should have expected this really. I've done a thorough analysis of Rose's cognitive faculties, and they're nearly identical to a naturally conceived newborn infant. As such I will be administering growth inhibitors for the next five years, until her mental capabilities catch up to her body.
Addendum: the government has gotten involved. Rose now officially has citizenship of the ANoBTEI, and I've been registered as her mother. I wasn't planning to do anything unpleasant to her anyway, but it's a sobering thought to know "cancelling the experiment" would now legally be considered murder.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
I should have expected this really. I've done a thorough analysis of Rose's cognitive faculties, and they're nearly identical to a naturally conceived newborn infant. As such I will be administering growth inhibitors for the next five years, until her mental capabilities catch up to her body.
Addendum: the government has gotten involved. Rose now officially has citizenship of the ANoBTEI, and I've been registered as her mother. I wasn't planning to do anything unpleasant to her anyway, but it's a sobering thought to know "cancelling the experiment" would now legally be considered murder.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Rose said her first complete sentence today! it was very simple "Mom, I want more cookies!". Nutritionally unsound, and I did my best to explain the issues at play; but it was a full sentence!
I'm worried what might happen if we don't find a peer group for Rose somehow; her more-developed body makes putting her with children her own age problematic, and putting her with natural-born five year olds would be a recipe for disaster. In addition, the problems inherent with a child not having any peers during the first few years of life are well known.
As such, I've opted to produce a sibling for Rose by the same means I created her. It won't be a perfect solution, but the two of them should be able to keep each other company until I can take them both off the growth inhibitors. I'm naming Rose's little brother Thorn.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Rose said her first complete sentence today! it was very simple "Mom, I want more cookies!". Nutritionally unsound, and I did my best to explain the issues at play; but it was a full sentence!
I'm worried what might happen if we don't find a peer group for Rose somehow; her more-developed body makes putting her with children her own age problematic, and putting her with natural-born five year olds would be a recipe for disaster. In addition, the problems inherent with a child not having any peers during the first few years of life are well known.
As such, I've opted to produce a sibling for Rose by the same means I created her. It won't be a perfect solution, but the two of them should be able to keep each other company until I can take them both off the growth inhibitors. I'm naming Rose's little brother Thorn.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Rose will be enrolled in pre-school this year. I've already taught her how to read and write, but I'm worried how she'll relate to the other children. She's almost caught up to her body, mentally speaking, but she will still be notably bigger than most of her classmates.
On a less happy note, I made an error in my rush to create Thorn. Nothing life-threatening, thankfully. But there is a mismatch between her brain and her endocrine system, resulting in what amounts to a little girl's brain stewing in male hormones (though thankfully not quite so bad yet, as she hasn't entered puberty). In layman's terms, Thorn is trans.
Looking over my work, the issue is simply that I re-used the pattern to make Rose's brain for Thorn. I'm considering making a third, but that can wait until the first two are in school and I have time to take care of him.
I've tried to explain the issue to Thorn, but she doesn't seem to quite understand yet. I'll mention it to her again in a few years time, when she might be able to understand it better.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Rose will be enrolled in pre-school this year. I've already taught her how to read and write, but I'm worried how she'll relate to the other children. She's almost caught up to her body, mentally speaking, but she will still be notably bigger than most of her classmates.
On a less happy note, I made an error in my rush to create Thorn. Nothing life-threatening, thankfully. But there is a mismatch between her brain and her endocrine system, resulting in what amounts to a little girl's brain stewing in male hormones (though thankfully not quite so bad yet, as she hasn't entered puberty). In layman's terms, Thorn is trans.
Looking over my work, the issue is simply that I re-used the pattern to make Rose's brain for Thorn. I'm considering making a third, but that can wait until the first two are in school and I have time to take care of him.
I've tried to explain the issue to Thorn, but she doesn't seem to quite understand yet. I'll mention it to her again in a few years time, when she might be able to understand it better.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Rose is five years old today. I got her a do it yourself robotics kit as a birthday present, which she seems to like a lot.
I'm also happy to report that I took Rose off her growth inhibitors today! She's settled into pre-school well, and gets along with her classmates. Apparently being openly artificial like she is makes her quite popular among children immersed in the characteristic Tish attitude towards science. Her academic performance has been exemplary as well.
Meanwhile, Thorn is starting to openly question their own nature. She's turned out to be a voracious reader as well; finding age-appropriate literature that doesn't patronize her has been a challenge, but I think I've just about kept up with her insatiable demand for books.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Rose is five years old today. I got her a do it yourself robotics kit as a birthday present, which she seems to like a lot.
I'm also happy to report that I took Rose off her growth inhibitors today! She's settled into pre-school well, and gets along with her classmates. Apparently being openly artificial like she is makes her quite popular among children immersed in the characteristic Tish attitude towards science. Her academic performance has been exemplary as well.
Meanwhile, Thorn is starting to openly question their own nature. She's turned out to be a voracious reader as well; finding age-appropriate literature that doesn't patronize her has been a challenge, but I think I've just about kept up with her insatiable demand for books.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Rose
Hi facny science people! Mom's sick and had to go to the hospital, but one of her friends from work is keeping an eye on us.
I made a teslacoil with Thorn too! it shoots cool lightning bolts everywhere and we tried roasting marshmallows with it! They caught on fire, but once we put them out they were still tasty.
...I hope mom comes home soon.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Rose
Hi facny science people! Mom's sick and had to go to the hospital, but one of her friends from work is keeping an eye on us.
I made a teslacoil with Thorn too! it shoots cool lightning bolts everywhere and we tried roasting marshmallows with it! They caught on fire, but once we put them out they were still tasty.
...I hope mom comes home soon.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Well the good news is that I'm expected to make a full recovery, and I've been sent home already. At the very least I won't be able to get appendicitis twice, but this has definitely been the least pleasant week of my life, period. Thankfully neither of my children will have to suffer this particular malady; the Appendix was one of the organs I left out to simplify their construction.
The bad news is that between the two of them Rose and Thorn almost caused a house fire with that teslacoil they built. After some thorough explanations of fire safety they're a fair bit more careful when using it, at the very least.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Well the good news is that I'm expected to make a full recovery, and I've been sent home already. At the very least I won't be able to get appendicitis twice, but this has definitely been the least pleasant week of my life, period. Thankfully neither of my children will have to suffer this particular malady; the Appendix was one of the organs I left out to simplify their construction.
The bad news is that between the two of them Rose and Thorn almost caused a house fire with that teslacoil they built. After some thorough explanations of fire safety they're a fair bit more careful when using it, at the very least.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Today Thorn asked for me to make her into a girl. I'd been expecting this day for a while now, especially with her repeatedly asking about the subject over the last year or so.
I asked how thorough she wanted me to be, and Thorn answered that she wanted it all the way like her sister. As such, I'm currently preparing several new organs for installation. I estimate that all the preparation for her transition operation will be complete within two weeks.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Today Thorn asked for me to make her into a girl. I'd been expecting this day for a while now, especially with her repeatedly asking about the subject over the last year or so.
I asked how thorough she wanted me to be, and Thorn answered that she wanted it all the way like her sister. As such, I'm currently preparing several new organs for installation. I estimate that all the preparation for her transition operation will be complete within two weeks.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Total success, I've fully transitioned Thorn to a female body! Admittedly she technically died on the operating table a couple times, but I revived her before any neurological damage could take place. Rose wanted to watch, and I let her do so through a one way video link. When I talked to her afterwards she was both fascinated and kind of grossed out by what surgery entailed.
As for Thorn, I used a parlytic and a long term memory blocker during the operation. I would have used general anaesthetic, but that can have nasty long-term effects on a developing brain. Either way it prevented any psychological scarring, and Thorn's quite happy with the results.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
Total success, I've fully transitioned Thorn to a female body! Admittedly she technically died on the operating table a couple times, but I revived her before any neurological damage could take place. Rose wanted to watch, and I let her do so through a one way video link. When I talked to her afterwards she was both fascinated and kind of grossed out by what surgery entailed.
As for Thorn, I used a parlytic and a long term memory blocker during the operation. I would have used general anaesthetic, but that can have nasty long-term effects on a developing brain. Either way it prevented any psychological scarring, and Thorn's quite happy with the results.
Project: Rose
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
It's Rose's eleventh creation day! I've conspired with Thorn to get the cake and presents ready without her knowing ahead of time, and it's going to be wonderful!
Oh, Rose's class also did some biological experimentation this week; nothing too complex, just reassembling and revivifying some frogs that had been previously dissected. Rose was so sad that she didn't get to bring Mr. Hopper home, but there's infection risks at play there, and given the lack of organ compatibility in the specimens it's probably for the best she doesn't see the long-term effects up close and personal just yet.
As for Thorn, she's apparently decided to take up creative writing. I've encouraged the hobby and pointed her at some helpful resources for new writers. Her first short stories are crude, but I think she has talent.
University of Aurora Peak, Synthetic Biology Department
Dr. Gonsa
It's Rose's eleventh creation day! I've conspired with Thorn to get the cake and presents ready without her knowing ahead of time, and it's going to be wonderful!
Oh, Rose's class also did some biological experimentation this week; nothing too complex, just reassembling and revivifying some frogs that had been previously dissected. Rose was so sad that she didn't get to bring Mr. Hopper home, but there's infection risks at play there, and given the lack of organ compatibility in the specimens it's probably for the best she doesn't see the long-term effects up close and personal just yet.
As for Thorn, she's apparently decided to take up creative writing. I've encouraged the hobby and pointed her at some helpful resources for new writers. Her first short stories are crude, but I think she has talent.