A/N: OP Here. I'm terribly sorry for not updating the fic in over a year. The truth is that school and life in general went south at the end of 2016, and I spent the past year trying to sort out all kinds of personal and academic issues. Unfortunately, something had to give, and I put my writing on the backburner. I'm currently doing my last university course online and will be done after the new year. I appreciate the readers who are still following this fic, and I promise to have a new chapter out by mid-February at the latest. In the mean time, here's an interlude. I've also had plenty of time to think things over and retool some of the behind-the-scenes stuff regarding the plot.
The American Ambassador to the UN was seriously getting on Gendo Ikari's nerves. For the past week, he had been pestering Gendo about preparing NERV HQ for a visit by President Valentine. The President was scheduled to visit Japan in November, and he decided he wanted to add an extra stop to the trip before he left the country. Despite Gendo's repeated refusal, the ambassador kept calling him. Even SEELE told Gendo to sort the issue out himself instead of helping him. The day after the double Angel attack and Asuka's first battle, Gendo's phone ran again.
"Sir, this is a request for a conference call." The operator told him. "It's the…"
"Let me guess, the American Ambassador." Gendo sighed. "I'll be there shortly."
Gendo mumbled complaints as he got up and walked to the large conference table in his office. With the press of a button, the holographic projector in the middle of the table turned on.
"All right, let's get this over with, Mr. Ambassador." Gendo said. "For the…"
Two holograms appeared, but none of them were who Gendo was expecting. The first hologram was a young Asian woman wearing a business suit. While the second hologram was a tall, well-built man with long blonde hair wearing a white suit. It was the President of the United States himself, Funny Valentine.
"Commander Ikari. My envoy told me that your facility is incapable of hosting a presidential visit. I'm making this call today to personally clear some things up. This is a simple courtesy visit, not an audit." The young woman said in Japanese while President Valentine spoke in English. "I appreciate the work your organization is doing and believe the visit would be a great boost to personnel morale at NERV."
"Mr. President, I appreciate your attention to our work." Gendo said. "But as I've stated to your envoy, NERV is constantly on alert for the Angel threat and therefore cannot afford any disruptions."
"That's not too much of an issue, Commander Ikari. The safety of myself and my personnel will be handled from my end." President Valentine's interpreter translated from English to Japanese. "I don't expect a VIP treatment nor a demonstration of the Eva units in action, just a quick tour of the facility and a chance to address the pilots. The visit will last a few hours at most, and we have no intention of staying overnight."
"I hope you understand that NERV isn't designed to handle dignitaries." Gendo said, hands still clasped in front of his mouth. "The interiors are quite spartan. I wouldn't want to disappoint a man of your status with how barebones everything is."
Silence filled the room for a few seconds, and Gendo was starting to wonder if there's a malfunction before Valentine spoke again.
"You can leave now." The President told his interpreter in English. "Go take a break." The young woman's hologram flickered out of existence. Then, Funny Valentine turned his attention to Gendo Ikari and addressed him in accented but fluent Japanese.
"Mr. Ikari, I find your attempt to patronize me to be extremely insulting. While my political peers and rivals were busy sucking dicks and stabbing backs in Congress, I was guaranteeing America's national security as Case Officer of the Central Intelligence Agency." Valentine said in a calm and deliberate tone. "I served in more miserable shitholes than you can point out on a map, so I don't give a rat's ass about your facility's 'spartan' interiors."
"Mr. President..." Gendo tried to speak, only to be interrupted by Valentine.
"So far, you have failed to provide myself and my representative a single good reason why I shouldn't visit NERV. It's almost like you're trying to hide something, or maybe there's no actual work for me to see." Valentine continued speaking calmly, but the edge behind his voice was clear. "If you truly believe I would waste my time with this visit, then I believe I would be wasting American taxpayer dollars by funding your organization. I'm sure other UN member states have enough money to pony up in my country's absence."
As much as Gendo fought it, his hands were starting to shake, and he slowly grinded his teeth behind closed lips. As much as he didn't want to risk Valentine finding out a little too much about NERV's true nature, losing American funding would be catastrophic for NERV operations. After a few seconds, Gendo slowly took off his glasses and spoke.
"Very well, Mr. President." Gendo said. "I see no reason to refuse your visit in November. It will provide ample time for my staff to prepare the facility for your arrival."
"I'm glad we came to an understanding, Commander Ikari. I look forward to meeting you in person." Valentine said before his hologram disappeared.
After logging off, Funny Valentine rubbed his nose and leaned back in his chair. Now that the visit had been scheduled, he could focus on the million other things on his plate. The President then stood up, stretched his legs, and walked back to the Oval Office.