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Souls Art Online SV RP

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Older-than-Time said:
Older wanders back, covered in black soot. He sees the new quest board.

"..Huh...'Kill 100 Hollowed Soldiers... Challenge Accepted!!" He yanks out his sword and goes charging back out into the sunlight.

"For the Sun and Fluffy!"
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Older comes flying out of the bonfire, screaming and holding his rear. "Bad touch, bad touch, bad touch!" He runs in circles around the fire, crying invisible tears. "Hollows don't have any genitals; why do the tentacles probe?! Someone alert the authorities! I have just been violated!"

He continues to do this for a few minutes.
 
Older-than-Time said:
Older comes flying out of the bonfire, screaming and holding his rear. "Bad touch, bad touch, bad touch!" He runs in circles around the fire, crying invisible tears. "Hollows don't have any genitals; why do the tentacles probe?! Someone alert the authorities! I have just been violated!"

He continues to do this for a few minutes.
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Chester heard Older-than-Time screaming about tentacles and feeling violated. Being the good person that he was, Chester slapped him
 
Trusty_Chester said:
Chester heard Older-than-Time screaming about tentacles and feeling violated. Being the good person that he was, Chester slapped him
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The slap knocks him out of his loop...and onto his ass. Groaning, he looks up at Chester. "...do not go into the seventh house west of the well in Blight Town. There's an NPC woman that tricks you into bending down to help her light her fireplace...it's...SHE'S A TRAP!!!" Older curls in on himself and cries out 'why?!' and 'damn you, Kingseeker!'
 
Older-than-Time said:
The slap knocks him out of his loop...and onto his ass. Groaning, he looks up at Chester. "...do not go into the seventh house west of the well in Blight Town. There's an NPC woman that tricks you into bending down to help her light her fireplace...it's...SHE'S A TRAP!!!" Older curls in on himself and cries out 'why?!' and 'damn you, Kingseeker!'
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Chester sighed "Look have you seen my sword lying around anywhere?"
 
Captain DarkHabit wanders to the fire, shooting soul arrows at random objects.

"So... Much... Paperwork. Damn you Sidestory, and damn you Kingseeker for not finding a way into his house to kill him. Seriously, three weeks without dying? He's practically rubbing it in our faces."

He opens up his flask and takes a swig before spitting it out. "Why do people find it funny switching my water with ale? I'm underage dammit!"

Noticing the stares, DarkHabit shrugs. "I haven't been able to get The Herald into a shipping situation for three days, I'm a little frustrated. I thought telling him the rumor that someone was stalking Sinon would get results... For the record, it actually isn't me this time."
 
Chester facepalmed, "It's in my damn inventory." He opened his menu and equipped the weapon. For some Chester thought a shipper needed help.
 
DarkHabit said:
Captain DarkHabit wanders to the fire, shooting soul arrows at random objects.

"So... Much... Paperwork. Damn you Sidestory, and damn you Kingseeker for not finding a way into his house to kill him. Seriously, three weeks without dying? He's practically rubbing it in our faces."

He opens up his flask and takes a swig before spitting it out. "Why do people find it funny switching my water with ale? I'm underage dammit!"

Noticing the stares, DarkHabit shrugs. "I haven't been able to get The Herald into a shipping situation for three days, I'm a little frustrated. I thought telling him the rumor that someone was stalking Sinon would get results... For the record, it actually isn't me this time."
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Light scowls at DarkHabit, and says "you know if you moan and bitch about paperwork, then why the hell did you take the job? It's like taking a job as a miner and complaining about the lack of sunlight."
 
Alexia places the eye down, then looks at the others. 'If any of you want to fight, just pick this up.' She turns on her heel and walks off.
 
LightDeviation said:
Light scowls at DarkHabit, and says "you know if you moan and bitch about paperwork, then why the hell did you take the job? It's like taking a job as a miner and complaining about the lack of sunlight."
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"That reminds me, Sidestory says you are a week behind on yours and quote 'make sure he gets it down so I don't reassign his house to the Hollowed players.' He isn't joking."
Habit fires a soul arrow, causing the eyes to disperse in pixels. "We don't need to be starting fights with other players, Chester. Its for your own good."
 
A trio of crossbow bolts thud into Habit's head, and a scowling Alexia re-emerges. 'Destroying those is worse, sorcerer. The challenge is an honest one, so don't destroy the eyes unless you want my entire covenant baying for your blood. Dueling is as important to my covenant as praising the sun is to you lot.'
 
I walk toward the bonfire, de helmeted and smiling slightly "Ah hah! Hello fellows, I hope you are all doing well?" I say with cheer.

"Anyone need humanity?" I add in a more serious tone.
 
Habit returns to the fire. "The surprise murder was overkill for an mistake made on ignorance, though. If I didn't just finish my paperwork, I would write you up on that. As is stands, you may want to known Deviation over there figured out the formula for most pain delivered for the smallest health point deduction... and he likes proving it."

He scowls. "Okay, I always carry 3,000 souls on me in case of emergency. Who claimed my death-mark?"
 
Chester shrugged " No idea, but I think I might have a few solid souls on me, want one?" Chester held out a soul of a hero.
 
'Listen, whoever you are, that may have been based on ignorance, but the rules of my covenant say you had to die.' Alexia holds a humanity to Habit. 'Here. In compensation.' She also places another eye down. 'What I said last time stands. No catch.'
 
Ultra continued his rampage on the mobs. Unknown to him, he was fulfilling the quest to kill hollow players, mistaking them for NPCs.

"Damn Kingseeker, give me back my crown," he said under his breath for the 100th time.
 
Habit shudders. "Do you ever feel like your forgetting something rather important?"
 
DarkHabit said:
Habit returns to the fire. "The surprise murder was overkill for an mistake made on ignorance, though. If I didn't just finish my paperwork, I would write you up on that. As is stands, you may want to known Deviation over there figured out the formula for most pain delivered for the smallest health point deduction... and he likes proving it."

He scowls. "Okay, I always carry 3,000 souls on me in case of emergency. Who claimed my death-mark?"
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Light throws his used up cigarette to the ground and stretches, "I'm glad someone appreciates my handiwork around here.Besides that, if there's any fighting, the wardens'll have to take anyone in for timeout. Well, if timeout was being locked in a tiny cell somewhere on an island in the proximity of an active volcano. That way, the prisoner doesn't complain about it being cold in the winter or that their food is cold."
 
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Frakir's brother pauses in his latest attempt to create FOOF. "I feel like there is something I'm missing out on. Eh.
"Attempt number forty one, combustion achieved, slow acting, refuses to be put out save by lack of fuel. Possibly useful for dps. Proceeding to attempt forty two..."
 
Alexia looks at Light. 'When someone accepts a challenge, they are moved to a seperate instance for a one-on-one duel. If you lose, there are no bad side effects except from perhaps slightly wounded pride. You are just returned to the eye in this instance.'
 
Habit looks around and equips his shield. "Uhh, did anyone see where those bolts came from?"
 
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