No Greater Fury: Renly VIII
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- Brisbane
Everything hurt. His face, his leg, his pride.
His face had been torn open by a sword stroke, ear to chin, and was likely to be a terrible scar. Not the kind of scratch the more dashing sellswords had, but something worse, a twisted sunken furrow down his face that stung every time he smiled or spoke.
His leg had been snapped by the fall of his horse. The Maesters said he would eventually be able to walk, but always with a limp.
Worst of all was his pride.
He'd given Stannis the throne. He'd given him an army, near a hundred thousand Tyrell lances and bows and pikes. He'd given him everything.
But lose one battle, and Stannis had washed his hands of him.
As far as Stannis was concerned, it was apparently all his fault. Not Tarly, who had suggested the plan, not Stannis and Mace for not moving up fast enough to pin Tywin's army, and not simply the fact that all of them were outmatched by Tywin.
Stannis had only visited him once when he was wounded, for only an hour, before marching off to make a bastard a Warden of the West. If Stannis ever had the temerity to complain about how hard done by he was over Dragonstone to Renly's face again…
I'd smile and laugh and jape.
That's what he'd always done. That was how he'd won the loyalty of the lords of the Stormlands away from Stannis, how he'd won Loras's love, even Brienne's. But it would never work on Stannis.
"Lord Baratheon, your wine" Brienne said, opening the door and letting a pair of Highgarden servants in. He'd only just arrived in Highgarden, after beginning to recover in Crakehall, and Brienne had ensured the servants made him comfortable before standing guard at his door. At least she wasn't at his bedside.
Why couldn't I be lucid when Loras was watching over me?
Loras had defied Stannis to visit him at his bedside, standing vigil for a full day before Stannis had forced him to leave as they marched north. Unfortunately, he'd been barely awake when that happened. He was sure what memories he had of Loras before they'd doubled the strongwine dose were actually of Brienne, distorted by milk of the poppy.
He'd die a happy man if he never had to see her face again. Granted, he'd already be a dead man if he'd never seen her face, so he supposed it evened out.
Olenna came tottering in after the servants.
Gods have mercy on me.
He shook himself out of his thoughts and pulled himself up, grabbing his crutches.
"Oh, don't look so poleaxed, it's just your dear old grandmother" Ollenna said.
"It was a sword." Renly said, smiling disarmingly on instinct. His voice slurred. The left side of his face didn't quite work properly. He ground his teeth as the pain flared up, taking a sip from the strongwine.
He suspected his smile wasn't going to be charming any maidens.
Or knights, he thought darkly.
"Did you enjoy going to the great tournament? I heard Garlan lost the joust but Mace and Loras restored our honour at the melee. Or was it you who lost the joust? I forget things sometimes, it happens when you're old."
Renly laughed. "Oh, I always get knocked on my arse at the joust."
"It's all very funny until someone gets hurt." Olenna said.
"Just ask Willas. Loras would say that glory has its price." Renly said.
Which Stannis has bought while I pay for it.
"Willas still has his wits. It skipped a generation. Loras is good at..."
"Knocking men off horses with sticks, and it doesn't make him wise. Yes, I know." Renly sighed.
Mother have mercy, I hope Margaery isn't like this when she lets her maiden's mask fall.
"Ah, you're learning. They say you should lose a battle in your youth so you don't lose a war when you're old. Of course, that's a silly saying. You can't win anything if you're dead. Or crippled."
He wanted to slap her for that.
Crippled? Is that the way of it?
Instead, he did what he always did. He smiled and laughed and japed.
"It could be worse. I could have ridden my army off a cliff."
And I see why. If he'd been married to Olenna, he would have arranged a hunting accident for himself too. Or her, more likely.
"Now, enough of that. Onto business. Stannis and Mace have arrived in King's Landing. If you don't want Stannis to amputate his wounded hand and get a new one, you'd best get yourself cleaned out and sewn up and get back out there. My poor granddaughter must be terribly lonely. She's already declared war on the Grumpkins and Snarks." Olenna said.
"What?"
"Didn't you hear? There's some rotting hand, no, not you, that's twitching and clawing, that the Night's Watch took down from the south. It's magic all right, but that red witch has fooled even her. She wrote to us, telling us the Night's Watch was doing the seven's work and worse than cold was coming this winter."
He remembered stories he'd been told by one of the guardsmen, an inveterate storyteller, when he was a child.
Demons from the seven hells, with spiders big as an auroch that would wrap you up in their icy webs and drag you all the way to hell. Cressen had said it was a mangled account of a wildling invasion. The Septon said it was just an old First Men story with a new lick of paint, not worth listening to.
He was inclined to agree. They were tales to scare children.
"Stannis believes it too. It must be why he spared so many prisoners and sent them to the wall. As much of a death sentence, just that they'll die of boredom. Much kinder to take their heads." Olenna continued.
Tales to scare kings too. Ah, Stannis.
"Does the red woman have anything to do with this?" Renly said. She had influence over the king, and far too much over the queen.
"The Faith and the Red Rahloos are at each other's throats. Margaery made an attempt to smooth things other but made it worse. I've no idea how; I've never heard the details. Seems rather unlike her."
"Well, if you want me to travel, I can." Renly said. The road jarred his leg, but anything was better than being stuck in a confined space with Olenna Tyrell, the result of degenerate, lustful acts between a woods witch and an Other of the Seven Hells.
"I'll have Willas loan you one of his special saddles. Never mind your dear old grandmother, she says things she doesn't mean sometimes. It happens when you're old." Olenna said, turning to leave.
Renly took a long draught of strongwine and sunk back into his featherbed, resisting the urge to rub at his scarred face.
His wife had gone mad, his lover had been shackled to the King of the Teeth Grinders, and he'd lost a battle.
But not the war. He was still Lord of Storm's End, he was still hand of the King, he was still Heir to the Iron Throne. He was married into the most powerful family in Westeros. He had some of the deadliest soldiers alive at his beck and call, with sorcerous power that matched anything Melisandre was even rumoured to have. He had a knight who should be crowned Champion of the Tourney and King of Love and Beauty both as his lover. Unlike Stannis, he was born to lead and rule.
If Stannis could not rule the Seven Kingdoms properly, then he would, from behind the iron throne. Or if need be, on it.
His face had been torn open by a sword stroke, ear to chin, and was likely to be a terrible scar. Not the kind of scratch the more dashing sellswords had, but something worse, a twisted sunken furrow down his face that stung every time he smiled or spoke.
His leg had been snapped by the fall of his horse. The Maesters said he would eventually be able to walk, but always with a limp.
Worst of all was his pride.
He'd given Stannis the throne. He'd given him an army, near a hundred thousand Tyrell lances and bows and pikes. He'd given him everything.
But lose one battle, and Stannis had washed his hands of him.
As far as Stannis was concerned, it was apparently all his fault. Not Tarly, who had suggested the plan, not Stannis and Mace for not moving up fast enough to pin Tywin's army, and not simply the fact that all of them were outmatched by Tywin.
Stannis had only visited him once when he was wounded, for only an hour, before marching off to make a bastard a Warden of the West. If Stannis ever had the temerity to complain about how hard done by he was over Dragonstone to Renly's face again…
I'd smile and laugh and jape.
That's what he'd always done. That was how he'd won the loyalty of the lords of the Stormlands away from Stannis, how he'd won Loras's love, even Brienne's. But it would never work on Stannis.
"Lord Baratheon, your wine" Brienne said, opening the door and letting a pair of Highgarden servants in. He'd only just arrived in Highgarden, after beginning to recover in Crakehall, and Brienne had ensured the servants made him comfortable before standing guard at his door. At least she wasn't at his bedside.
Why couldn't I be lucid when Loras was watching over me?
Loras had defied Stannis to visit him at his bedside, standing vigil for a full day before Stannis had forced him to leave as they marched north. Unfortunately, he'd been barely awake when that happened. He was sure what memories he had of Loras before they'd doubled the strongwine dose were actually of Brienne, distorted by milk of the poppy.
He'd die a happy man if he never had to see her face again. Granted, he'd already be a dead man if he'd never seen her face, so he supposed it evened out.
Olenna came tottering in after the servants.
Gods have mercy on me.
He shook himself out of his thoughts and pulled himself up, grabbing his crutches.
"Oh, don't look so poleaxed, it's just your dear old grandmother" Ollenna said.
"It was a sword." Renly said, smiling disarmingly on instinct. His voice slurred. The left side of his face didn't quite work properly. He ground his teeth as the pain flared up, taking a sip from the strongwine.
He suspected his smile wasn't going to be charming any maidens.
Or knights, he thought darkly.
"Did you enjoy going to the great tournament? I heard Garlan lost the joust but Mace and Loras restored our honour at the melee. Or was it you who lost the joust? I forget things sometimes, it happens when you're old."
Renly laughed. "Oh, I always get knocked on my arse at the joust."
"It's all very funny until someone gets hurt." Olenna said.
"Just ask Willas. Loras would say that glory has its price." Renly said.
Which Stannis has bought while I pay for it.
"Willas still has his wits. It skipped a generation. Loras is good at..."
"Knocking men off horses with sticks, and it doesn't make him wise. Yes, I know." Renly sighed.
Mother have mercy, I hope Margaery isn't like this when she lets her maiden's mask fall.
"Ah, you're learning. They say you should lose a battle in your youth so you don't lose a war when you're old. Of course, that's a silly saying. You can't win anything if you're dead. Or crippled."
He wanted to slap her for that.
Crippled? Is that the way of it?
Instead, he did what he always did. He smiled and laughed and japed.
"It could be worse. I could have ridden my army off a cliff."
And I see why. If he'd been married to Olenna, he would have arranged a hunting accident for himself too. Or her, more likely.
"Now, enough of that. Onto business. Stannis and Mace have arrived in King's Landing. If you don't want Stannis to amputate his wounded hand and get a new one, you'd best get yourself cleaned out and sewn up and get back out there. My poor granddaughter must be terribly lonely. She's already declared war on the Grumpkins and Snarks." Olenna said.
"What?"
"Didn't you hear? There's some rotting hand, no, not you, that's twitching and clawing, that the Night's Watch took down from the south. It's magic all right, but that red witch has fooled even her. She wrote to us, telling us the Night's Watch was doing the seven's work and worse than cold was coming this winter."
He remembered stories he'd been told by one of the guardsmen, an inveterate storyteller, when he was a child.
Demons from the seven hells, with spiders big as an auroch that would wrap you up in their icy webs and drag you all the way to hell. Cressen had said it was a mangled account of a wildling invasion. The Septon said it was just an old First Men story with a new lick of paint, not worth listening to.
He was inclined to agree. They were tales to scare children.
"Stannis believes it too. It must be why he spared so many prisoners and sent them to the wall. As much of a death sentence, just that they'll die of boredom. Much kinder to take their heads." Olenna continued.
Tales to scare kings too. Ah, Stannis.
"Does the red woman have anything to do with this?" Renly said. She had influence over the king, and far too much over the queen.
"The Faith and the Red Rahloos are at each other's throats. Margaery made an attempt to smooth things other but made it worse. I've no idea how; I've never heard the details. Seems rather unlike her."
"Well, if you want me to travel, I can." Renly said. The road jarred his leg, but anything was better than being stuck in a confined space with Olenna Tyrell, the result of degenerate, lustful acts between a woods witch and an Other of the Seven Hells.
"I'll have Willas loan you one of his special saddles. Never mind your dear old grandmother, she says things she doesn't mean sometimes. It happens when you're old." Olenna said, turning to leave.
Renly took a long draught of strongwine and sunk back into his featherbed, resisting the urge to rub at his scarred face.
His wife had gone mad, his lover had been shackled to the King of the Teeth Grinders, and he'd lost a battle.
But not the war. He was still Lord of Storm's End, he was still hand of the King, he was still Heir to the Iron Throne. He was married into the most powerful family in Westeros. He had some of the deadliest soldiers alive at his beck and call, with sorcerous power that matched anything Melisandre was even rumoured to have. He had a knight who should be crowned Champion of the Tourney and King of Love and Beauty both as his lover. Unlike Stannis, he was born to lead and rule.
If Stannis could not rule the Seven Kingdoms properly, then he would, from behind the iron throne. Or if need be, on it.