What is this?
The rewrite/sequel to No Greater Fury: A Horse Grenadier Company in Westeros. I'll be updating this with the rewritten/edited version of No Greater Fury and The King, The Priest and the Rich Man, then continuing on with Smoke & Salt.
What on earth's a Horse Grenadier?
A grenadier on a horse. These particular grenadiers on horses are from my original fiction story Broken Lance and the spinoff For Vengeance and for Gain. They're from a roughly 17th century equivalent fantasy world, and were ISOTed into Westeros shortly after Jon Arryn died. They've already caused a few butterflies-Lady and Nymeria are both still with the Starks because of everyone in the royal party being distracted by the Grenadiers, for example-but things only really start going off the rails when the story starts.
What's changed from the original version of No Greater Fury?
It's mostly an edit job for the first half, but there are significant differences including several added and cut chapters and characters and changed characterization for the second half of the story.
Renly I:
"My brother was always strong." Renly said, as he watched him die. "Not always wise, but strong. His entrails were sliding out of his belly, but he slew the boar." He had seen it, with own eyes, his colossus of a brother struggling with the beast, butchering it with his bone-handled hunting knife even as his life blood poured forth. Robert lay in his bed, gore-stained blanket pulled up over his ruined belly. He was still breathing, though shallowly.
"He was never a man to leave the battlefield while there was a foe still standing." Lord Eddard Stark murmured besides him.
Neither am I. Already his mind was turning, thinking of how to depose Cersei, of how to defeat her son. The Tyrells would support him in his efforts, and Stannis, he who had left his brothers and King to die as he cowered on Dragonstone, would no doubt have his own plans. Eddard would stand with him, he was sure. Cersei was his foe too. Her brother had all but crippled him in a street fight, and he had been probing after the matter of Joffrey's parentage since he had come to King's Landing.
At the door, Eddard was talking to Ser Selmy Barristan, reassuring the old knight that he had no part in Robert's death. Renly turned to Robert, smoothed a strand of sweat-soaked hair back from his fevered brow. His brother looked peaceful now, more peaceful than he'd ever seen him, the milk of the poppy pulling him down into unconscious. His death rattle was beginning.
He waited a long while more, then turned away from the bed, telling Lord Barristan that he needed to talk to his household. Lord Eddard and Stannis were not the only powers in the keep who bore Cersei ill-will. He had his own allies, soldiers armed with sorcery and exploding powders. Soldiers from far away, from another world even.
*
"This about the king?" the Horse Grenadier asked. She stood in front of the Maidenvault's doors, a musket with fixed bayonet on her shoulder.
"I need to talk to your captain, and soon." Renly answered.
The woman nodded. "It's about the king, then. Come in." She pushed the door open and let him enter. The vile scent of a hundred unwashed bodies crammed into the building washed over him, almost as bad as the stink of the streets. Most of them were sleeping, except for the sentries outside, and a few men inside, silhouetted by moonlight. One of them ran upstairs.
He scanned the room, looking for Tane Bayder. She was an odd women, like most of the soldiers in her company. They came from far away; another world, they said. They carried strange weapons that used something like wildfire to hurl lead balls with more force than a crossbow bolt, and queer looking swords with wires and bars wrapped all around the grip.
About a third of them were women. He knew fighting women himself; Brienne of Tarth, an absurd, ugly creature taller than most men, and rumour had it that Stark's girl was training to fight. But never so many, and never treated so blasely. The only comparison he could think of were wildlings, but wildlings were savages from the end of the world.
"Renly?" someone asked.
Renly turned, and faced Captain Tane Bayder. The captain of this lot, and now technically part of the Goldcloaks. As Master of Laws, he'd gotten her soldiers a position as part of the Goldcloaks, with guaranteed pay and board, after he'd found them camped in the wolfswood a little after Robert had set off north. Now he meant to call in those debts.
She was nearly as tall as he was, with brown hair tied back into what they called a club. Her face was hard, with prominent cheekbones, and she wore men's clothes: baggy breeches down to her knee, tight hose over her calves, and a doublet in an angular, foreign cut. A sword, long and thin with one of their wiry guards, and a dagger hung on her belt.
"We need to talk about King Robert." Renly said, quickly and quietly.
Tane nodded. "Hey, Morgan?"
"Yes?". Another woman, this one in a buff leather coat with black hair, stalked over.
"I'm going upstairs to talk to Renly. Need someone to check that there's no one listening in.
Morgan nodded.
Renly shuddered. That woman had an uncanny ability to see things she shouldn't be able to see. She'd once calmly said that someone was listening behind a tapestry, and when they'd pulled it back, an urchin child was huddling behind it. Tane's troops called her a witch, and Tane had once called magic her the most dangerous weapon her company had. He could see why.
Tane led them up onto the second floor, to the room that had once been Daena Targaryren's, and she offered him a seat at her desk. It was covered with diagrams, labelled in a foreign tongue. Machines. She'd asked him about funding once, for her ideas. Things she called printing presses, powder mills and more besides. Robert had hurled money at them like one of his tournaments, and now the goldcloaks were already testing their first batch of "arquebuses".
"I want your eighty swords" Renly began.
"For what?" she asked.
"To offer to Ned Stark, so he can strike, while the castle sleeps. Take the Queen in hand, get her away from her son. Her pampering is the whole reason the boy is so cruel; he knows not what consequences are.". He got right to the point. He could trust Tane; the only reason her company weren't sellswords or bandits was because of his patronage. She misliked Joffrey as well. There'd been an ugly confrontation when her troops had gone north with him to meet the royal party coming south on the Kingsroad and another at the tournament of the Hand, and he'd heard Joffrey boast in his cups that he'd drive them across the narrow sea with their own weapons when he was king.
"You want a king dead or deposed or taken in hand, you came to the right people." She shrugged. "Coups might as well be the Commonwealth's favorite sport. And I sure as hell don't want Joffrey on the Iron Throne without someone to restrain him."
Renly sighed. "Cersei will likely already be gathering. I want Joffrey alive and unharmed." He didn't tell her about what he suspected about Joffrey's birth. That would probably make him come off as grasping, a conspiracist rather than a pragmatist.
Tane nodded. "Oh, I do too. I've gotten plenty of blood on my hands over the years. Don't want to add murdering children to the list. We move fast enough, we can overrun the whole holdfast before they can organize resistance. Secure the portcullis and drawbridge levers and we have them. Get one of your men to rouse Janos Slynt. Tell him the gold cloaks need to secure the Red Keep to ensure a smooth succession."
Renly nodded. "When will your men be ready? As we speak, Loras is gathering my men, to run or fight as need be"
"We can be armed and organized in half an hour, if we don't need to get horses saddled up. All our weapons and ammo are in here."
"Do it then, raise your sword. I'll tell you when to let it fall."
"As you wish." Renly turned and left. The Stark girls direwolves, Lady and Nymeria, were howling in the godswood.
They can smell the fear. Tonight, one way or another, men were going to die.
*
"I can offer you my own household guard of thirty men, and all eighty of Captain Bayder's Horse Grenadiers. And another seventy or so loyal men." Renly said plainly.
Ned visibly grimaced in the light of a lantern held by one of his guards. Renly had caught him near the base of the tower of the hand, as he was returning from Robert's deathbed, and laid out his plan. Secure the Holdfast with the Grenadiers. Appoint him Lord Protector.
And then announce the truth of Joffrey's birth to all the world, and become the heir to the throne.
"I won't sully Robert's last hours on earth by shedding blood in his halls and dragging frightened children from their beds…". He sounded uncertain, hesitant.
He wanted to grab his doublet and scream
I could make you lord protector, the next best thing to a King! In his face. He resisted the urge.
Instead, he simply said "It could be your blood being shed in Robert's halls, and your children dragged from their beds, if we don't move against the Lannisters first."
He hummed the beginning of the Rains of Castamere.
Think with your heart and your head, not with your honour, damn you.
Ned paused in thought, then finally said "I'll lend my swords. But I want no unnecessary killing. Do this cleanly. I don't want queens raped and babes butchered."
Both of them knew exactly what Ned was talking about.
"Thank you. I've told them no needless killing as well. The Grenadiers are getting ready as we speak. If the gods are good, you'll be lord protector on the morrow."
Joffrey I:
He jerked awake to thunder and screaming and direwolves howling in the godswood. He could hear it echoing through the Red Keep, hear someone, muffled, yelling for help, hear boots outside his door.
The door was thrown open, and men rushed in, one in a white cloak, the other three in red.
"Your Grace!" Sandor said, a drawn sword in one hand and a torch in the other.
"What is it, dog?" Joffrey asked. He tried not to let fear into his voice. Fear was for women and children and peasants, not for kings.
"Treachery." said the white cloak. Selmy Barristan. An old, decrepit man, Joffrey thought with disdain.
"Who? Who is the traitor? The Starks? The foreign bitch?"
He grinned viciously. Traitors meant executions, and since he was going to be king in a few hours, that meant
he decided how they died.
"We don't know, but the foreigners, the Genians, are involved."
As if to prove his point, Joffrey heard another volley of what he now recognized as gunfire.
Since they were traitors, he realized, when they were defeated, he could take their guns. No need to wait for the A crossbow looked like a toy next to those things. He'd use them to shoot prisoners, do it himself, and force them to tell him how to make more, so he could have a whole royal army to crush the rebels in the riverlands with.
This just kept getting better and better.
"Why don't you kill them?" Joffrey asked.
As if in answer, a redcloak stuck his head in through the doorway. "They've crossed the drawbridge and are into the holdfast. Mandon Moore is holding them, but he's hurt real bad."
"Get more men to the fucking staircase, then!" Sandor roared.
"We don't have the men! Only thirty in the holdfast, and some of those are dead!"
"Then the rest of that sorry lot should hurry the fuck up out of their barracks and hit the attackers in the arse" Sandor growled.
Joffrey rolled out of bed, fumbling for his breeches. He pulled them up hurriedly, then grabbed Lion's tooth and buckled it to his belt.
He ran outside the room, only for Selmy to grab him.
"It isn't safe." he said sternly.
"It isn't safe for an old man. Unhand your king!" Joffrey yelled.
"Your father still lives, and may yet recover. Meryn Trant watches over him." Selmy said.
"No matter. Unhand me, or I'll have your hand" he repeated, his hand going to his sword.
Selmy let go of him, but pushed ahead of him out into the corridor. Joffrey followed. It was chaos; servants running this way and that, a pair of archers shooting down one staircase, Blount and half a dozen redcloaks forming up, and the backs of men fighting visible on another staircase.
He saw Cersei at the other end of the hall, Arys Oakheart standing guard over her and the other children. Joffrey laughed when he saw that Tommen was crying and Myrcella was holding his hand.
"Joffrey, my sweet Joffrey!" Cersei called as he walked down the corridor.
"No need to fear. The Goldcloaks will disperse this rabble." Joffrey said.
"The Goldcloaks have turned traitor" Sandor said.
He glanced behind him. Sandor was still following him, and Selmy was yelling orders, telling men to go to this doorway and that staircase, commanding for ravens to be sent to all the lords in the seven kingdoms, begging for help.
She hugged and kissed him, telling him everything would be alright. His skin squirmed with disgust.
He couldn't abide the wailing of women.
A Lannister guardsman screamed behind him, and he turned just in time to see a flash like thunder and the two archers going down screaming. Blount's men rushed the staircase, but the foreigners were storming up in, grim faced men and women in breastplates and buff coats with bayonets fixed, or a sword in one hand and a pistol or dagger in the other. They crashed into Blount's men, some of them firing at point blank, and then Joffrey could see nothing but struggling backs in the torchlight. Selmy turned back to them, ushering them around a bend in the hallway, out of sight, and then into a plain room. The King's Study, unused for years. He locked the door behind him, and threw a table across the doorway.
"The Holdfast cannot stand. Come. I know a way out."
"Where?" said Sandor.
"A passageway, built by Maegor himself. As Lord Commander, it is my duty to know all the ways an assassin might enter, or a prince might escape." He pressed down on a stone, and something clicked. A part of the wall swung inwards, and Joffrey realized it was a door covered in stone to disguise it.
"The Red Keep shall not fall. The gold cloaks will rally and…" Joffrey said.
"Look at this. It is falling." Selmy said. Joffrey peered out the window, and saw more men, fighting in the courtyard, gold and buff and grey and yellow against red, lit up by torches and the muzzle flashes of muskets.
The Traitors won, he realized, his stomach sinking.
But grandfather still has an army. We still have Casterly rock. With all the gold there, I can hire all the sellswords in the world, and kill all the traitors in the world.
"Show me the way out, the way to Tywin" Joffrey said. "He'll punish the traitors, even if you can't!"
Selmy began to move.
"I command you to stay!" Cersei screamed. "The goldcloaks will take our side, Littlefinger promised me-"
The children cowered behind her skirts.
"I am the king, not you!" Joffrey screamed back.
"Joffrey is right, your Grace. We cannot stay here." Selmy said.
"And I will not flee like a rat when help is close at hand!" Cersei yelled back.
A gunshot rang out, deafeningly loud and close, followed by muffled sobbing and yells of "Gallery clear!" and "Get fucking moving, we haven't found the prince!"
Joffrey felt something warm and wet run down his legs.
The traitors will never take me alive!
"Dog, with me!" Joffrey called, and he ran for the passageway.
He heard more yells, Cersei arguing with Barristan, then a final "If you want to run, run, coward!"
Selmy yelled for Arys to protect the queen, and to follow them into the passage if she could be convinced to. Then he turned and ran, following Joffrey down into the shadows, slamming the door of the hidden passage behind him.
I'll kill them. I'll kill them all. For Vengeance and for GainBroken Lance