From Now On They'll Call Me Jackie The Giant Killer
"
We've got the wellhead installed and the drill is stowed. We're ready for push-off to the next site." Trip's voice buzzed in my ear over the intercom headset. I was tired of sitting on the bottom, even if the nights weren't all that bad.
I felt a slight flush in my cheeks when I turned to look at Marie. She'd surprised me, but it turned out not to be a bad one in the end. "Marie, blow the tanks and take us up to periscope depth. I'd like to get some fresh air in here."
"No complaints from me. Letting a little air into the tanks now," she answered, and a moment later there was a slight jolt as the boat lifted up and out of the mud. The humming of the electric motors driving the moon pool doors shut followed a moment later before it ended with a thump.
"Ahead slow, no rush--"
"Conn, Sonar, picking up a subsurface contact bearing two six two…
sounds like two five bladed screws. If it's a Delta Four, and I think it is, they're making turns for twenty knots at least. Range is about eight thousand." Francis announced over top of my order, and I couldn't complain.
"Marie, cease blowing the tanks, maintain our current depth and course. Francis, feed your data into fire control and work out a torpedo solution. I don't know what the hell they're in such a hurry for but we can help them to the bottom," I ordered as I reached over my head and turned the ship-wide lighting to blue.
The boat leveled off immediately and all of the little noises and whispers of conversation evaporated. If it wasn't necessary to make noise, we wouldn't be making any.
"Ma'am, I've got a firing solution."
"Send it to the forward torpedo room. Flood forward tubes one, two, and three, and open the outer doors," I ordered and wiped the sweat from my palm against my trouser leg. This was a hell of a whale to try to harpoon but with nukes getting thrown around it wasn't like there was much of a choice.
"Uh, Captain…"
I looked over at Francis and he had a look I hadn't seen on his face before: confusion. "What've ya' got?"
"For a second it looked like there was some VLF traffic coming from
Jacob's Ladder. It's gone now—contact is slowing, sounds like they're flooding their missile launch tubes!"
Well, fuck me if that wasn't a hell of a coincidence.
"What the hell is even in range out here?" I asked aloud to, well, anyone.
"Uhh,
Nzila-Mazulu?" Ninety Percent Lewis suggested.
Of course they were going to fire on the Congolese elevator. Motherfucker. "Do we have a firing solution?"
"We do," Francis confirmed with a look up from his station.
"Alright let's get ourselves killed. Launch tubes one through three!" I yelled and the sound of the pressure dumping into the tubes echoed through the hull, three torpedoes away.
"No reaction from the target, if they heard the launch they're not doing anything about it, still flooding their VLS tubes." Francis announced
"Keep sending tracking updates down the wire. I didn't just fire three spearfish to have them miss." And of course that fat fucking bounty check.
This was always the really tense part, the time between firing and impact when they could counter fire or an escort could appear out of the ether. A boat like that running that hot was still too good of a target to ignor—
I found myself behind the map table, which was weird because I'd been in my chair on the other side of it. My ass was wet which I
didn't like and I couldn't hear a damn thing over the roaring sound in my ears. I also wasn't sure where my glasses were but that didn't really matter because half of the lighting was off so I wouldn't have been able to see anyway.
"J.J. on your fucking feet!" I heard screamed over the sound of the roaring before a pair of rough calloused hands hooked me under the armpits and hoisted me into a standing position. I recognized that voice. That wasn't just Dad, that was Captain Dad.
"Tell me we did not just get hit by a fucking torpedo!" I screamed over the roaring; a pipe had exploded and was letting the ocean in.
"Well I'd be lying!" Dad answered as I became aware of just how tilted to starboard the deck was. That wasn't good.
"Get back to the engine room and help Jimmy fire up the EPU," I told my dad as I stumbled across the CIC to Marie's station. I didn't bother to check to see if my dad had listened to me, I had more important matters to attend.
"Are we fucked?" I asked in a lower voice as someone had begun to secure the burst pipe.
"We are if we don't surface." she answered simply. No joking, no snark, no sarcasm. It was serious then.
"Well let's hope those spearfish do their job. Get us to the top any way you can. I sent dad to fire up the EPU. As long as we didn't take the hit to the screws you'll have full propulsion power for about fifteen minutes, will that help?"
"You say that like there's a good place to get hit by a torpedo. No, based on how she's handling I think we were hit in the sail," she speculated as our depth gauge slowly crept up into lower numbers.
"I'm going to be pissed if they broke my fucking periscope. Francis are you still with us? Is sonar still up!?" I yelled back to the sonar station.
Francis had blood pouring down his face but he didn't seem to notice, he was still fixed to his screen and doing his job. Shock or training? He looked up to meet my eyes and spoke, "There's a lot of noise but we've still got hydrophones."
"Then I'm done fucking around. Flood forward tubes four, five, and six and open the outer doors. Bring active sonar up one ping full power every five seconds, repeating. I want a firing solution on whoever the fuck fired that torpedo and I want it five minutes ago!" I ordered as I threw my hat to the ground and pushed my hands through my hair. Wet, sticky. I could deal with it later.
The high pitched whine that shrieked through the hull signaled the activation of the EPU. The emergency power unit was a curious thing. It was, for lack of a better comparison, a big torpedo engine hooked to a generator. Not unlike a ram air turbine on a jet liner, in an emergency we could start this thing spinning to get power back up.
Unlike a jet liner, our torpedo-fuel powered EPU produced eight thousand effective shaft horsepower.
The hull groaned with the sound of rending steel as we accelerated towards the surface, our propellers putting out more power than the four of our diesels combined due to the sheer output of the EPU. The only downside was the noise output and that the electric load could potentially blow out the main bus.
"Cap, the only thing out there is the Delta and our fish. I hear something that could be a helicopter rotor but we'd need the radar to confirm." Francis offered.
"I'll do it visually. You keep your ear on those torpedoes and call out any hits," I ordered as I stepped around the periscope to the locker on the opposite side. It was a small thing, shaped like a long pizza box. I popped it open and removed the Thompson submachine gun and it's magazine from within, before combining the two.
Sling over my shoulder, weapon under my arm. I grabbed onto the ladder for the moment we broke the surface, I wouldn't have much time before we were spotted once we were topside and whatever was up there had to be dealt with before it could deal with us. "Marie?"
"Five seconds!" she yelled back and I started to climb. This wasn't going to be a violent breaching like an emergency blow, no this would be comparatively gentle. Not out of a lack of urgency, more that I wasn't sure the boat wouldn't snap in half after being hit with a torpedo.
"Go!" she yelled, and I started to spin the wheel above my head.
Round and round and round, the hatch unlocked and I shouldered up through it like the devil was chasing me. A spray of water hit me as I came up the ladder and out onto the upper deck. I wasn't supposed to be outside yet.
The water pooling around my ankles was a clue that the outside had been let in, the sea spray from the—"holy shit."
The entire starboard side of the sail was just…
gone, torn out along with a sizable chunk of the starboard superstructure. A goodly portion of our anti aircraft weaponry along with it. Even over the sound of the sea crashing into the boat I could hear the rotor of the helicopter overhead. Not exactly how I wanted my first breath of fresh air but hey.
A moment later the rotorcraft showed itself as it crossed over top of us and became visible through the wound it had put in us—if the three torpedoes occupying its four weapon hard-points were anything to go by—and he was coming around for another pass.
Nope.
"Get me a fucking stinger!" I screamed down the hatch before spinning out from behind the torn edge of the sail and loosing a burst of fully automatic fire from my SMG. Forty-five wouldn't do anything to a helicopter but it wasn't like he would be able to hear the caliber when the bullets started to hit him.
I had considered going for the forty up on the sail but the ladder to get up there was somewhere near the bottom of the sea. Instead, I held down the trigger as brass rained down around me, clattering and clanging against the decking, playing into the cacophony of muzzle blasts as I rode the lightning.
The bluff did the job, the helicopter pulled back from its run while the remote turret on the underside swung around to—oh that's not good. I ducked back behind the relative cover of the torn up sail as a spray of high caliber autocannon fire filled the space I'd just been standing
and then continued on through the other side of the sail, tearing a hole the size of a trash can through it.
Okay, lesson: concealment isn't cover.
"Where's my fucking stinger!?" I yelled down into the hatch as I knelt down and threw the empty Thompson back into the CIC.
"Catch!" Trip yelled up to me as the cylindrical body of the missile launcher came sailing up through the hatch. Not a bad throw.
I snagged it by the carry strap and yanked it the rest of the way up and directly to my shoulder. Power was already on, I toggled targeting on and knelt in front of the hole that the fucker had shot through the port side of the sail.
There it was, straight above and coming around for a pass from the port side. It would have been a valid tactic if he hadn't given me my new window. Target in the center… the missile locked onto the engine of the helicopter and gave me tone.
Click. I squeezed the trigger and an instant later the rocket engine ignited and the stinger missile leapt from its tube and towards my foe, trailing a rope of fire behind it. The pilot hesitated, he couldn't decide in the split second he had if he wanted to die and kill us, or try not to die and miss his opportunity completely.
His delay robbed him of the chance to do either.
The missile tore into the center of the helicopter's engine intake and exploded a second later, enveloping the rotorcraft in a cloud of expanding debris. Bits of fire rained out of the smoke cloud, sizzling against the surface of the ocean.
Ahead and through the starboard hole, I saw three blasts near the surface in rapid succession with water spraying up into the sky, followed a few seconds later by a submarine with a very large hole in its back. At least we were going to be rich.
Hell, we might even be able to capture the thing if the crew didn't scuttle it first—and then the launch doors started to open, slowly and jerkily as if damaged. Didn't like that.
I dropped the missile launcher and
jumped down the hatch into the CIC, the snap in my ankle told me nothing that I hadn't
felt on impact. No worries, I bit my cheek against the pain. "Bring us right fifteen degrees, ahead flank and ram that fucking sub, now!"
Marie had slammed the telegraph forward before I'd even finished the order, her hands firm on the wheel as she turned the rudder. There wasn't much distance, probably not enough to gain any real speed but we would keep pushing after we hit if we had to.
The collision alarm sounded, echoing through the boat for three or four seconds before the sound of steel plates tearing drowned out everything else.