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To Be Civilized: Prologue [Danmachi Minotaur SI]
Where am I?

Waking up had always been an arduous task, especially after a long and tiring night. It was still dark and his body felt heavy but nature called and his stomach demanded to be filled. He needed to get out of bed, whether he liked it or not, and so he tried to get up but found himself unable to do so as the very world itself pressed down against him. The fog of sleep quickly wore off as he found that, not only was he unable to move, but he was also upright.

Confusion came first as he found himself not in his usual soft bed as the rough stony surface of his prison brushed against his skin. For a brief second, he thought he was paralyzed but he felt his muscles strain and his chest expand against the hard unyielding walls as if he were a toy inside a hard mold.

Panic soon followed as breathing got harder and harder, with each lung full of air becoming stiffer while his body demanded more. A sense of vertigo rocked his senses as he realized that he was going to suffocate if he didn't free himself this very instant. The beating of his heart pounded against his ears as he struggled in earnest, but the only reward he found was strength leaving his limbs.

Fear gripped his heart as he struggled harder, yet he could not budge an inch inside this stony coffin. A deep creeping realization that he really might die settled in, but he refused to give up. Finally, something gave way as he felt the walls in front of him crack with the tiniest breeze of fresh air filtering in. Like a man starved, he pressed his nose up against the crack and took in greedy breaths of air.

No longer starved of oxygen he could finally think, so he stopped struggling and took note of his situation. One, he was stuck. Two, whatever was encasing him was hard enough to stop him but not hard enough that it was unable to be destroyed. Three, he needed to get himself out as soon as possible. There was a way out of where he was and it was forward.

Using the very walls of his prison as leverage he pushed forward, trying to break open his rocky casket. Sweat dribbled down his body from the effort with the walls remaining as hard as ever, yet there was progress as the unmoving barrier started to crack and give way. Gritting his teeth, he struggled until finally his hands finally broke through and found empty space beyond.

Using his limbs as leverage he widened the hole he made before finally his torso popped out as well. Rock and debris rained down on his form and obscured his vision as it kicked up a dust cloud; which had him hacking his lungs out. Breathing was painful, but he powered through as he pulled himself free.

He fell down on the floor with an unceremonious thud, the cold unyielding floor pressing up against his naked form, but he didn't care for he was no longer trapped. Shakily, he pushed himself up and immediately noticed the dark, hair covered, and muscular pillars for arms beneath him. As he knelt up, he held up those arms and found themselves attached to his equally shaggy form. He wasn't just covered with body hair but actual fur. Beneath all this was dark leathery skin wrapped around a muscle bound form.

Shaking his head, he winced as it banged against the walls. He reached up to find large horns attached to the side of his head, "What the hell happened?" He groaned out, but a deep booming voice came out in place of his usually much softer one. As much as he wanted to find out, he had far more pressing matters like his current situation. Where was he?

Slowly he got up, but found himself unsteady as instead of feet he now stood on large hooves. He staggered a bit as he stood, unused to his new limbs; which wasn't helped much with his far heavier and bulkier form. With the walls as his guide he took slow and tentative steps which soon became confident strides. Pushing himself against the walls, he stood there for a time as he looked around and found himself inside of what could only be described as a large stone labyrinth.

From his position he found himself looking down upon twisting pathways with halls leading up and down in different directions with no end in sight. Looking up, he found the ceiling to be solid bedrock. Wherever he looked, all there ever was stone and even more stone. The fact that it was cold, damp, and humid made his lack of clothes all the more annoying to deal with. The only saving grace to his current location was that it was illuminated by the light from holes dotting the ceiling, but it was dim and barely able to illuminate the path ahead.

His musings would be cut short as he heard the tell tale sign of stone cracking behind him. He turned around and there he saw minotaur, with fur and horns similar to himself, freeing themselves from the wall. He was about to walk up to talk to them and ask what was going on but he stopped as a shiver of fear ran up his spine. As his eyes met those of the beings in front of him, he knew that they were but mere monsters.

Those soulless hateful gazes made him freeze up as they bellowed and roared out to the labyrinth. Saliva frothed out their snouts as they scrambled to their hooves. Their movement erratic while their muscles bulged with barely restrained violence. These were not civilized creatures but mere beasts beholden to their baser instincts, and they were out for blood.

He took a step back as his senses returned to him but it might have been better if he hadn't as their gazes locked onto him. Taking deep calming breaths to calm his beating heart, he forced himself to think. As big as these creatures were he outmassed them by a significant margin, however there were four of them and just one of him. They also showed no signs of fear as they stalked forward.

He did his best not to make any sudden movements as he tried to find a way out of there. The path they were on was narrow with one side leading to a sheer drop while the other was just hard unyielding walls. He could run, but he doubted that he could lose these things if he did. He could fight, but he had no weapons aside from his fists. The situation looked almost hopeless until he stepped on something metallic.

He looked down and found himself stepping atop the severed arm clutching a double handed ax. A trail of blood soon pointed him to the corpse of a man with a large wooden shield strapped to his back. He gagged, and almost puked, but he managed to keep it in as the monsters before him roared and charged right at him.

With little time to think, he grabbed the weapon and shield before standing his ground. If he was going to survive he needed to fight these bastards and kill them before they could kill him. Clutching the large shield on his left and the large double headed ax that felt more like a small hatchet in his other, he met them head on.

He had no training in using such weapons, but these creatures had no experience in fighting as they pushed and jostled each other while they ran towards him. Gritting his teeth and bracing himself he bashed his shield up against the cheek of the first minotaur. The creature staggered as he was pushed back only to drop as an ax swung on its exposed neck and decapitated the creature.

Blood gushed out of the open stump, but he had barely any time to process what had happened as a fist came crashing into his face with blows raining over his body. His vision swam but he held himself together as he clenched his jaw and pushed against them with his shield. Creating space, he swung his ax down, chopping and hacking as he raised his shield up to his nose.

It was bloody and brutal, with his ax biting into tough flesh and tearing at sinew as he yanked it out. Keeping his shield close he weathered their blows as he was forced to step back, but they bled while he remained mostly unharmed. One of them howled out in pain as his ax tore through the bovine's shoulder, leaving its arm hanging down on its side. Its momentary distraction was all he needed to hook its horns with the beard of his ax and yank him down. Distracted, it was quickly off balanced and sent tumbling down, leaving him with only two more to face.

He roared out in challenge as they kept on going, heedless of their comrades' deaths and their own injuries just to attack him. He lashed out, arms burning and muscles straining as he struck with his ax once more, burying it deep inside the skill of one of them. He could only curse as his ax got stuck there, forcing him to relinquish his weapon as he faced the last beast.

It charged right at him with its horn lowered to skewer him. By the skin of his teeth he managed to react and grab on to the horns as he was pushed back. He winced as the tips of the horns poked against his stomach while his hooves dug on the ground. Even as he pushed back, he was forced ever closer to the edge as the monster's reckless strength powering their smaller frame surprised him. With the last of his strength, he roared out as he twisted and turned the minotaur's head, which made the creature careen to the side and trip.

Pushing the creature's head down and pinning it's throat with his knee, he rained down punches on the downed monster. He roared out as he lashed out, punching even as his fists felt like they were breaking and refusing to stop until all that was left was a bloody smear and a headless twitching body. He raised his hand one more time only to stop as the creature before exploded into a cloud of dust and ash leaving him with nothing but a single horn as proof if ever existed. He knelt there panting as he watched the hard outer keratin of the horn peel away to reveal a red crystalline core in its shape.

Finally, it was over and he was left bloodied yet still very much alive. His head was ringing from the blow he took, his hands shaking with his grip loosened enough to drop the shield in his hand, his chest pounding and his lung burning as if he had just ran a marathon, but he bore no mark of injury aside from the bruise forming over his right eye and parts of his body. No longer subjected to danger, his mind could finally catch up and he heaved as his body tried to empty the contents of his stomach.

He gagged and coughed before he collapsed face first as weariness overtook him. He was dead tired and all he wanted was to close his eyes and sleep, but if he did he knew he'd die because this dungeon would surely kill him, "I need to… get to the surface," He groaned as he forced himself up and kept on going; he had an inkling on where he was and he did not want to stay any longer than needed in this demented dungeon if his gut feeling was correct.

Staggering up to his feet, he grabbed the minotaur horn drop and marched up to the slowly disintegrating body of the minotaur that had his ax. Stepping on the corpse for leverage, he pulled and yanked the blade free before he knelt down and sliced away at the meat. He searched around the chest area, slicing just below the sternum and inserting his hands inside. He reached up, feeling around before he found what he was looking for.

Grabbing hold of the hard object, he yanked it out and the corpse dissolved into dust just like the other creature. Blood flaked away leaving him with nothing but a pristine, palm size crystal in his hand. He held it up, inspecting its beauty and he ruminated on what to do with his prize. He could keep it and maybe try to sell it later, but he was a minotaur, a monster born of the dungeon, and he doubted he'd be able to convince an adventurer that he wasn't going to kill them, much less step outside and live a life in the city of the gods above.

He hesitated a bit, clutching the crystal before he opened his mouth a bite down on a magical item. It broke like candy as his molars crunched down on it and immediately, a jolt of energy filled his form and pool inside his chest. He felt his wounds heal while his body strengthened. It was as if he took a shot of espresso as energy filled his very limbs. Was it cannibalism for him to eat the core of a creature like him? Probably. Did he care? No, he didn't have time for it.

He then moved to the next corpse and harvested them as well for their core. It was a shame that he couldn't harvest the other minotaur after it fell off the cliff, but he was still left with a minotaur horn he was going to keep around and two stones that were quickly consumed. With the monsters stripped of their valuables, he moved on to the next corpse; that of the man he looted his new found ax and shield from.

He stood over the still body of the man who sported a gaping hole where his heart should be. The man's wide open eyes and stupefied expression told him that at least he died before he could even register what happened. He reached out and closed the man's eyes before giving the man a brief prayer. It was the least he could do for what he was about to do to him.

He started stripping the large man of anything of worth and value, leaving him only to his underwear. What little armor they had was strapped to his body. The greaves were a bit too small while the chest plate only served to cover his stomach, but it was much better than nothing. The clothes he looted were ripped to fit him. The cotton shirt proved to be especially useful as he ripped it to a long broad strip to serve as his loincloth to give him some semblance of modesty. The pants, meanwhile, were used to wrap his hands to give them a bit of reinforcement in case his weapon and shield gave way.

The rucksack the man had was filled with small stones along with some ruined potion bottles, a gourd, and some rations. Whatever killed him was probably chased off by his companions before they could even loot him. That meant more stuff for him to survive on. He made sure to remove the glass while making sure that the stones he found inside were kept sealed inside the sack; those could prove useful later.

Now equipped, he grabbed the nearest rock and stacked them atop of the man's body. He could have merely left him behind, but he was no mere brute. He refused to let the dungeon strip him of his humanity and render him down to an uncivilized monster. It only took a minute to cover them. With the undersized helmet to serve as the man's headstone, he apologized before turning his back and leaving.

As he walked around he quickly realized one thing… and that was he did not know where the fuck he was going. All he knew was that the dungeon should get easier if he were to head upwards towards the surface and that was about it. It might've been suicidal for him to do so and expose himself to the humans and gods above, but he'd cross that bridge once he got there. For now, he just needed to get out of there as death above would prove to be better than what awaited him down below, that is if his guess was correct.

He knew he was in Danmachi as not only did he find crystalline cores inside these monsters but these very monsters dissipated when he harvested them. There was also the fact that he could consume said crystal. He could be wrong and he was in an entirely different world but he had other, far more pressing matters to attend to. He didn't know how far down he was but thankfully, from what little knowledge he had on that setting, he wasn't too deep that he would be in deep shit. He was on the floor where minotaurs, or rather his kind, spawned in. Speaking of creatures…

Monsters spawned regularly as he wandered around, but they proved to be easy pickings as none of them were quite like the minotaurs. Hellhounds whose flaming fireballs proved to be terrifying chased after him while Crystal Mantis stalked the route he walked down through. If he were to find them spawning out of the walls, he had to break their necks before they even get the chance to push themselves out, a feat easy with his new found strength.

He wandered aimlessly, but there was a method to his madness. With his right hand against the walls, he traced his path hoping to either find the way up or the way down. If he were to find the way down, he merely had to wait for an adventurer and try to communicate with them. It was hopelessly optimistic, but it was the best he could do with his current situation. There wasn't even a guarantee that they spoke the same language but it wouldn't hurt to try. He could always try and chase after them to find the exit.

Underground and with the dim, yet constant light to illuminate his path, he found himself unable to even know how long it had been since he'd started. Had it been hours? Mere minutes? Or had it already been a day? All he knew was the road he'd picked stretched on without seeming end and filled with perils that wanted nothing more to rip his throat out.

With how big this place was, he wasn't surprised that he had yet to find any adventurers. Its sheer size gave the place a sense of desolation, a certain degree of isolation that not even an empty warehouse could replicate. It was a hostile and alien environment, one hell bent to kill him while taking some twisted perverse pleasure in doing so.

He rested from time to time, drinking when he could and eating when his stomach ached for sustenance. While the magic stones he looted could fill him, there was just something about eating food that made it far more valuable to him. He savored every bite of the rations he had while he merely consumed the stones he'd harvested.

He didn't know how long it took, but eventually he found a hint of a way out. Torch holders started lining the walls and he knew that he finally had something promising. Excitement filled his body as he started running towards the direction where the torches originated from. Elation filled his chest as he burst through a large open space leading to a spiral staircase heading up. Finally, a way to the floor above.

He was about to run up the stairs when an ear piercing scream, quickly followed by a roar, echoed from one of the many pathways leading back to the dungeon. For a moment, he stood there, torn on what to do. He could merely ignore the cry and say that they were a lost cause, a typical and cold hearted answer to his dilemma, or he could charge in and potentially risk his life. Was he really going to let someone die if he could actually help them?

He clenched his hands around the grip of his ax tightly before he let out a tired sigh as he turned to the direction of the scream. Holding his shield closely and bracing himself against it, he charged forward as the agonized cries of another adventurer rang from the same cave. He needed to get there before more got hurt.

The walls blurred around him as he thundered forward, his legs pumping and his lungs burning as he pulled in on his reserves. He had been walking for quite some time now and he had yet to properly rest, but he ignored his own fatigue as he charged straight right into danger. He arrived just in time to see a small wyvern tearing a man in half as a figure huddled against the corner, screaming their lungs out. They were inside a small room, a dead end to a branch of this labyrinth and littered around them were the various dismembered body parts of what used to be a human along with the slumped form of what looked like a child.

With a roar, he charged straight at the dragon and slammed his now armored shoulder against their neck. The undersized armor crumpled and deformed, but it helped him as the dragon staggered; its gaze unfocused. Taking advantage of the situation, he pressed forward as he lashed out with his blade. It was then that his luck ran out as the large ax he had been using all this time shattered.

With no weapon in hand he launched himself at the beast's head just as it recovered. He rained blows on the beast's eyes, gouging it before doing his best to drive his fist in inside the ruined hole while the creature struggled under his grip. He slammed repeatedly against the wall as the dragon did everything in its power to dislodge him, but it found that such violence wouldn't be enough to remove him.

One of them had to give and it wasn't him that dropped first. With a pained shriek, the dragon seized up as his fist finally slammed deep inside its brain case before it toppled forward with a mighty crash. As he pulled out his gore covered hand out of the hole he made, He slumped against its form to catch his breath. His eyes felt leaden but he forced them open as he turned to the person he tried to save.

He might've been too late to save the man that the wyvern snapped in half, but he was at least able to save them. As he turned to face the person they saved, he was promptly hit in the eye but an apple of all things, "Get away! I don't want to die! I don't even taste good!" The woman, who wore a stereotypical witches hat, screamed their lungs out as they looked at him with barely contained horror.

"What the fuck! Who throws an apple at their savior? Jeez," he spat out as he reached down for the apple with his non gore covered hand and slipped it inside his pouch. This only seemed to spur the woman to redouble their effort in pelting him with whatever item they could throw at him.

"No! I want to live!" The woman shrieked out in terror.

Forcing himself up and shielding himself from their impromptu projectiles, he reached up and grabbed the woman's face. The woman's muffled screams, with tears dribbling down her cheeks, made him feel terrible but all her screaming was going to attract who knows what monsters out there, "Shhhhh! Stop screaming! I'm not going to hurt you," he assured her as he was quickly met with a bewildered look.

"If you promise me you will not scream, I'll remove these hands, understand?" He asked and the young woman reluctantly nodded.

Slowly he pulled back, only to grab her once more as she tried to scream, "God damn it, like I said. I'm not going to hurt you!" He cursed out as he tried to think of a way to actually convince her before he nearly yanked his hand back when he felt something wet and slimy lick his hands. "What the hell, did you just lick my-!" his question would quickly be cut short as a roar echoed down the hallway leading to the room they were in.

The hairs in the back of his neck stood up as this roar was answered with howls and cries of other mothers as well. There was no way out aside from where they came from and with the sheer numbers of roars he heard, they'd effectively trapped him in with this girl. He had to fight for his life once again if he wanted to survive. He quickly let go as he grabbed whatever weapon he could find that fits his hands.

"No no no no!" the woman babbled as she rocked in place while he grabbed the sword of a headless dwarf, "We're going to die!" She screamed in despair, but she was quickly silenced as he gave her a light slap. She staggered and fell down on the floor while clutching her cheeks as she looked up at him

"No we're fucking not!" He roared back in anger as he marched up to a spear wielding corpse and yanked the weapon free of their hands. Forcing the haft of the spear onto the woman's hand, he added, "If you want to die, suit yourself, but I will not just sit here and accept my fate. If you want to be useful, use this spear!"

That snapped her out of her funk as she stood up before she answered back, "But I'm a healer! I'm not supposed to fight!" He could only thank the stars for this boon as he felt the very ground itself shake from the footsteps of the approaching horde. They were coming and there didn't seem to be an end to them.

"Well be of use for once and help me!" He fired back as he raised his shield and swung the sword around. It didn't have quite the heft of the ax he had earlier, but it was better than nothing. "You want to live so badly then fight for it! Don't just roll over and die. Kick and scream till the very end!" He encouraged her as placed himself before her, protecting her from the oncoming tide.

"B-but we're going to face a horde!" She shouted in warning as he watched her tremble but she held on to the spear like a trained warrior; good at least she wasn't dead weight, "There'll be tons of monsters! Even Minotaurs and Wyverns that should be rare around Floor 15!" She added but it was already far too late. They were here.

Up ahead was a sea of gleaming red eyes filled with hate as various monsters of all shapes and sizes rushed towards them. Raising his shield and bracing for impact, he shouted over the almost deafening roar of the stampede ahead of them.

"I don't care! Stand your ground and brace yourself!" He commanded as raised up his blade. Stab and push, stab and push, he reminded himself as the first of the monsters came at them. The innocent looking horned rabbits and hellhounds jumped at him with malicious intent, murder burning in their eyes, "Incoming!" He shouted before they slammed against his shield.

He could scarcely remember what happened next as, for the next hour or so, he kept stabbing and pushing whatever creature came his way. The entrance to the room served as an effective bottle neck, but the tide kept pushing so he kept stabbing. He could not rest for one bit lest he and the woman he saved would die. One slip up and they'd die a horrible death.

He cried out in pain as claws raked across his form, spikes stabbed him, fire burnt him, natural clubs bludgeoned him, and toothed maws bit him, but as soon as it seemed like he was faltering a wave of energy pulse from behind him. This magical effect was punctuated by a woman's cry as his wounds closed and allowed him to keep on fighting.

He lost blood, broke bones, and his left eye shut closed as the damage built up, but his knees kept him standing. True to her word, a minotaur showed up as well, but they quickly joined their brethren. He kept on stabbing and, when his weapon broke thanks to a particularly determined wyvern, he started punching till nothing was left moving.

By the end of it all, he was finally forced down to his knees as the last of the monsters died by his hands. As soon as the last of the monsters died, he felt the energy filling his veins leave him as he slumped forward. He was barely awake at this point, just cognizant enough to know that they actually survived this encounter. He was sporting countless cuts and bruises and he was pretty sure that he had a hole over his ruined stomach armor, but at least now it was over.

He felt something trying to turn him over and he didn't have the energy to fight back as he flopped over to his back. His chest heaved with effort as he looked up to see the shaking, yet unharmed form of the woman he saved. His eyes then locked on to the knife she clutched in her trembling hands. All this effort to save her just for things to end like this? He asked himself before a sardonic smile spread across his face.

As he closed his eyes and waited for the inevitable, one thought filtered into his mind, 'At Least I didn't truly become a monster in the end,' He whispered to himself as he braced for the pain that would soon follow, yet it never came. He heard a grunt as the tight bonds of his belly plate loosened up before a cool soothing sensation spread over his stomach.

He opened his eyes to find the woman staunching his wound and applying some miraculous, and clearly magical, balm over his wounds. Even as tears freely flowed down her eyes, she begged him, "P-please don't die. F-fight!"

He could only grin back as he felt his wounds heal. With the mound of corpses blocking the way out, he knew that they were safe for just a brief moment. They were safe and now he could finally close his eyes, "Just going to rest. Wake me up when there's danger," he asked her as he closed his eyes and found himself in Morpheus's embrace.

A/N:

I may or may not have been inspired by Asanagi's work on Danmachi but the idea of a Minotaur MC is just way to good to pass up. I haven't shown in yet and it is a bit of spoiler but the girl that the yet unnamed MC saved is a Kobeni expy and she's part of the Demeter Familia. As for why I'm going with the Demeter familia wrote, I actually want to explore what an Agriculture focused familia would want to harvest from the dungeon. I mean, there must be something useful there that could... wait, huh just realized that the pantry that monster enjoy could possibly be a powerful fertilizer as well. More for me to think about later. Anyways, that's all I have now for this and I do hope that this gets voted next voting season!
 
"But I'm a healer! i'm not supposed to fight!"
And I'm a bookkeeper, but I found myself inside a wall this morning! Day's been weird AF lady!
 
A Glitch in the Collective Consiousness: Prologue [Code Geass SI w/Tau Tech]
Prologue

Secluded deep in the wilderness of America North West stood the summer retreat of the Britannian Royal Family: Elysium. Built at the foot of the Cascades and surrounded by a sea of redwood and pine, it was as far away and separated from the courtly intrigue and the jockeying for power and influence in Pendragon as possible; perfect for when the extended family needed a break or if one of them needed to be pulled away from the limelight. The latter being the case in this instance as the news of Odysseus', the First Prince of Britannia, very public mental breakdown spread throughout the kingdom.

"Of all people, who would have thought it was Odysseus that was closest to snapping," Schneizel mused sadly while he leaned against the window of the stagecoach, gazing up to the towers of the summer palace as it came into view, and reminiscing of the times before things became so complicated.

Burnout was an all too familiar occurrence among the Imperial Family. Thanks to the darwinistic views promoted by father, Charles zi Brittania, competition among siblings was rampant as each strove to outshine the other. Among such bright stars, Odysseus could be said to burn the steadiest despite appearing mediocre. Schneizel snorted, scowling at the reminder of his brother's nickname. The Mediocre Prince they called him, with some even daring to call him the Clown.

His musings were cut short as the carriage came to a stop before the entrance of the palatial estate. Yawning, he reached out for one of the energy drinks that he had kept stashed inside, only for Kanon's hands to stop him. He glanced up to his secretary, silently asking him why he would deny him his drink, but Kanon met his gaze before shaking his head.

"My prince, you've already on your 3rd can. It might not be the best idea to consume more as caffeine is no proper substitute for sleep," His lovable secretary scolded him lightly before giving him a soft smile, "You're officially on vacation, so there's no need for that, ok?"

He sighed as he relented, gazing longingly at the cold energy drink before placing it back inside the cooler, "I wish I wasn't," He grumbled, his gaze turned to the servants as they lined up to greet him.

"Just don't push yourself. You don't have to hold the weight of the world on your shoulders all the time, else something could break," Kanon whispered to him softly, reminding him of his own limitations before he reached out and opened the door to their carriage.

The reception was warm, though without much pomp as summer had already passed and there was no need for such a large staff on hand, a refreshing change of pace from Pendragon, "My prince, it's good to see you are in great health," The old butler that had served his family for generations greeted him before he turned his attention to his companion, "And I see that you've brought Earl Kanon as well. My, I still remember when you two first met in the gardens as if it was yesterday," The man chuckled while Kanon averted his eyes as his cheeks gained a rosy tint.

"It's good to see you are as well, Jebidiah," Schneizel chuckled as he replied back. His good mood was soon dampened, however, as he noted that his brother was not there to greet him, but it was to be expected after how… explosive his episode was. He shook his head, putting that matter in the back of his head for now as he made pleasantries with the old man.

As the man guided them inside, they made pleasantries and small talk. He asked them about the castle, silently making notes to adjust the budget to their needs as well as give some a raise while replacing some of the staff. Still, as much as he wanted to just chat with the butler, he was there for a reason.

Turning around a corner, he smiled fondly as they passed by a broken bust of a barely remembered emperor that was crudely glued together sitting proudly on its own pedestal, "After all these years, you still haven't had that bust fixed? I do hope that my brother hasn't broken another important thing. God knows what Cornelia would do if one of her training frames was messed with," He said, remembering that particular incident.

"I do remember it was you, Prince Schneizel, that broke that bust, not the crown prince," The man replied, remaining stoic even as the edge of his lips twitched.

"He just took the fall for it," He admitted. His brother was just simply too nice for his own good.

"He's a good man…" His butler whispered as he frowned, shaking his head in dismay. "It's not fair for the public to tear at him after just one unfortunate incident. After all that he's done they tore at him like rabid wolves."

"It's the price we must pay as royalty. There is simply no room for mistakes," He replied as he schooled his features. It was simply human nature to tear those at the very top, "How's he doing?" He then asked.

"He's doing quite well, recovering his memories after his episode and returning to his old self somewhat. I was afraid that he had simply forgotten everything, but he now remembers," The man happily recounted, smiling as he noted, "There were times that he asked what date it was along with the current state of the world, but it's probably cabin fever, nothing more."

Schnezeil nodded before frowning as he then asked, "Has anything strange happened to my brother?" If his brother had not returned to his former self by now, he might have a crisis in hand. As it stood, Odysseus was essential in keeping peace amongst his siblings. He was the compromise as nobody outright hated him. With him out of the picture…

"Well… I'd like to apologize to the crown prince in advance. Ever since he recovered, he has developed some strange habits, which often leads him to be preoccupied," The butler started, "He's been switching from one project to another, stripping down cars, and even one of the knightmare frames, if we couldn't provide him with the parts. In fact, he has yet to come out of the Motorpool since yesterday…"

Schneizel frowned as he asked, "Projects?" That was odd, he thought to himself. He had expected his brother to become lethargic, but to engross himself in work and possibly be elbow deep inside a car engine and covered in grease? That was quite odd, "Did he tell you what he's working on? What has my brother been doing all this time?"

"After the crown prince calmed down, he went off to the motorpool and started tinkering around. At first, we thought it was merely the prince taking an interest in cars until he started dismantling one of the practice Knightmare frames and using them for parts for the gizmos and doodads he's making, your highness," The wizened old man explained as he guided them a familiar path towards that part of the castle.

Excusing himself for a moment, the old man went out and fetched a portly man wearing an orange jumpsuit and belt of tools, "Maybe it's best that the head mechanic himself explain the situation," The butler told him.

Turning to the man, he questioned him, "So, what has my brother been doing these past two months?"

"He's working miracles, your highness!" The man claimed ecstatically before he caught himself as he bowed in apology. This had Schneizel raising a brow as he gestured for the man, "Pardon for the language, but it's just it's been ages since I felt this excited. Semi Autonomous drones, advanced electronics, and even the very secrets of gravity itself; you just have to see it my lord!"

Schneizel was taken aback by the man's claims and he would have dismissed it, yet the manic and almost fervent worshipful tone the man held for his brother told him otherwise. He had expected his brother to be out in the woods, or maybe by the main balcony to gaze down upon the nearby city, but not this. Machinery and electronics were never something he was passionate about, in fact, his brother had little passion for anything. It was true that his older brother never pushed himself, having only earned a bachelor's degree in business management from Harvard before pursuing philanthropy and humanitarian missions, so to hear him taking an interest in heavy machinery was quite out of the ordinary.

"Maybe it's best that we ask the crown prince himself?" Kanon suggested.

"O-of course," The mechanic nodded fervently before he grabbed the door and pulled it open to reveal something truly miraculous. Schneizel felt his jaw drop as there, floating in the middle of the motor pool, was a car floating in the air.

"Hah! I finally got it to work, you son of a bitch! We're going to drive out of here in style!" The crown prince hooted as he peered out the driver's window. He almost didn't recognize his brother thanks to the grease stains on his face, his unruly hair, unkempt beard and a worn jumpsuit. Noticing them, Odysseus waved at them before slowly floating towards them in his hover car, passing over tools and wooden pallets without so much as making them twitch, "Yoo Kanon, Schneizel, you should have told me you two would be coming today! Like my new ride? I had to strip down one of the newer models, but I think the upgrades are well worth it, no?"

"We reminded you yesterday, your Highness," Their butler deadpanned. Truly, his brother was forgetful as ever.

"Oh, oops. My bad?" Odysseus winced before apologizing.

"You're… floating," he replied dumbly as he placed his hands on the hood of the car before pressing down. It was as if he was pressing down on a solid unmoving block.

"Well, my car is, but yeah. Isn't it great?" Odysseus asked him with a grin before he said, "But where are my manners? Gottwald, can you get us some orange juice?"

"I have to say, that was quite an impressive proof of concept," Schneziel replied as he watched several dish shaped drones with underhanging arms floating by while they served them drinks and snacks, "And these drone, this would definitely catch the eye of the military if you can mass produce them"

As he recovered from the initial shock, he could finally make his judgment on his brother. So far, his brother appeared stable, even if he was a bit odd. He was still the same lovable goofball that was before, but there was something more to him, something that he had only seen in the eyes of their more accomplished siblings. It was as if he was a whole new man.


"If you're impressed with that, just wait till I actually make my own Knightmare Frame. It'll blow your pet project out of the water!" Odysseus claimed with a confident smirk.

"Truly? Well, if you're looking for some funding, I'm sure I can squeeze out something from the budget," Schneizel chuckled as he turned to his brother, "I'm just glad that your ok,"

Odysseus's features softened as he replied, "Thank you."

They shared a few minutes of silence between, making comments and asking some questions before his brother spoke up. Rubbing back of his head, he admitted, "About that mental breakdown, yeah I was in a dark place. I thought I was doing ok, staying clean and everything but it wasn't enough. The stress was getting to me and, just a few choice comments later, I spiraled out of control. I didn't know I needed some time away from it all until I got here."

While he didn't want to admit it, Schneizel felt some relief knowing that his brother was fine. As much as he desired the throne, he wanted to earn it and not have it simply fall into his lap because his brother was indisposed. "Hey, who knew getting cooped up in my room was a great motivator to learn. Hit the books and the next thing I knew, I was cracking the secrets of gravity," His brother then joked.

"Finally found your passion, I see," He replied as he gazed back into those blue eyes and there he found the spark of ambition in them, the drive that had been lacking in him for all those years. While many would scoff in disbelief, citing that no one could simply just read and show up the best and brightest of Britannia by cracking the secret to hover flight first, they did not account that Odysseus was his brother. There was more to him than meets the eye and, now that he found his calling, he knew he would shake the world itself.

"It's definitely a journey, I'll tell you that," Odysseus answered, before he had one of his drones pour him another glass, "But yes, I'm actually looking forward to getting back out there. I'll probably step out of politics and focus more on business. I actually have the draft for a company along with a whole series of products to sell,"

"Oh?" This was unexpected from Odysseus, though him turning to business was not catastrophic and maybe even beneficial for his own plans.

"I have the name, logo, and motto for it and everything. Tau Technology; For the Greater Good. The motto's still a work in progress," His brother told him, chuckling to himself as he told him about the motto.

"I don't know, it sounds catchy," He claimed, liking how close it rang to Odysseus' own nature. He's definitely going to be busy for quite some time, and maybe he found distaste in ruling? Regardless, his newfound technological prowess would be of great use to himself. Now, how would he make use of him?

"Maybe I'll keep it then," His brother then said before he shifted in his seat. He then asked him, "So I know this might be a bit too fast, but can I ask you for a loan? I have big plans, Schneizel, and it's definitely going to change the world, but I can't do it without your help."

Schneizel couldn't help but smile as his brother turned to him once more. To think he doubted that his brother would turn to him, "All you need is to ask," He told him, all too willing to help. Things would definitely get interesting once his brother returned. He could feel it in his very bones, Odysseus was truly going to change the world and he was going to be in the front row seat when it happened. So absorbed was he in his own success that he missed the smirk that temporarily grazed his brother's lips.


A/N:

So I decided on trying out some shorter chapters and see if I can pump one out in a day given the right circumstance. Turns out, yes, yes I can. Here's my little experiment in action. This is my take on Code Geass fic. To be honest, this one's been sitting in my head for quite sometime cause Odysseus's position as the crown prince is a really good place to be in but also really bad considering that the Brittanians may or may not have an Ottoman style rule of succession given Charles more than likely killed his way to get to the throne. This is an SI along the lines of Neon Cogs but he just has Tau Tech inside his head. This however would not touch Psyker stuff and would not be set in Warhammer 40k. This is all happening inside Code Geass the code geass verse
 
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crown prince is a really good place to be in but also really bad considering that the Brittanians may or may not have an Ottoman style rule of succession given Charles more than likely killed his way to get to the throne.

im pretty sure there was an episode that showed charles' childhood. the entire family was gathered at a party and everyone except him and his younger brother were assassinated.
 
A Glitch in the Collective Consiousness: Chapter 1
Chapter 1

Being a prince wasn't as easy as it appeared. On one hand, you were born into nobility and wealth, but on the other hand a lot of things were expected of you: like staying sane and keeping calm. I probably should have not shouted and raved like a mad man about where the fuck was I and who the fuck are you all while under the influence of alcohol, but it was already far too late for that.

Grimacing, I picked up my cup of black tea and took a sip before returning to work, piecing together pieces from the various scrap electronics in the safety of my bare, but spacious, work area; complete with a view of a sprawling city in the background.

Thankfully, I was working on my latest project here instead of getting tossed into the loony bin. It was a nice change of pace compared to the palace deep in the boonies. The Cascade was a sight to see and all the fresh air helped me accept my situation. I am now Odysseus eu Brittania, crown prince of the Holy Britannian Empire.

There's a joke here somewhere about how Britannia is neither Holy nor British, given how we disgracefully lost our homeland to a midget, but it's definitely an empire and oh boy does it live up to its name.

Controlling the entirety of the New World and colonies spanning huge swathes of the Old World with a population of half a billion citizens, with many more second class "numbers", Britannia was, for the lack of a better term, the empire. Its sheer size was further augmented by its technological edge and superior military in the form of mecha called Knightmare Frames combined made it the de facto top dog in the world, with only the Chinese Federation; a super state comprising most of continental Asia, and the Europia United, another superstate comprising of old Europe, as its competitors. There were also other minor states, but they're irrelevant to the grand scheme of things

With so many advantages, why hadn't Britannia conquered the world? The reason for that was simple really, and that's because Britannia was trapped between two fronts. Focus on Europe and risk China picking itself up or focus on China while it's down and risk Europe being given the chance to recover and fund insurgencies. Well, that and general incompetence here and there, but not too much as Britannia was generally a meritocratic nation… where the citizens are given advantages. It wasn't to say that Britannia was losing, but it's just that winning was going to take a long time, time that Britannia didn't have since Lelouch was getting ready for a rebellion.

Oh boy, where do I start with Lelouch? That neurotic, traumatized man with a hate boner for Britannia so big that it's only rivaled by our now shared father's ego. Exiled at a young age by a monster of a father just after the death of his mother and forced to live through a brutal war of conquest. It's a wonder the man could actually operate at all. Any lesser person would have broken, but not Lelouch. In fact, it only hardened his resolve and he's just a bomb waiting to explode.

Once Lelouch gets his geass Clovis is fucked, the Eleventh Colony is fucked, Cornelia is fucked, Euphemia, bless her pure heart, is fucked, Shneizel is fucked, our midget of a uncle is fucked, our father is most definitely fucked, and the empire is fucked which means that I will be fucked as well. There will be no reasoning with the man who lived and breathed for the sake of revenge.

Clenching my fist, I paused before taking deep, calming, breaths; clearing my mind of all things as I stared down on the open circuit to check for any imperfections and finding none. Satisfied, I reached for my box of scraps as I continued assembling my latest work.

No, stop, we're not going back to that doom spiral again.

Let's go back a bit and see things from a different light. Things could be different, maybe Lelouch couldn't pull off his miracles here, but the memories of his half brother beating Schneizel in chess from time to time told him otherwise. It's fun to watch Code Geass and root for Zero in their fight against the empire, but it's hard to enjoy it now that I'm living the story as I speak, especially when I'm on the villain's side of the story.

I held no illusions that Britannia was a benevolent empire. It's a truly cruel and brutal society that thrives on conflict. Britannia is better off dead, forgotten in the annals of history, but as it stood, I'm a Britannian and as a man with a sense of self preservation, I refused to roll over and die. Britannia had to live if I wanted to stay alive and if I wanted it to remain intact I had to plan.

I had options and some time. Clovis had yet to die, despite my prolonged stay in Elysium, so that meant Lelouch had yet to meet the witch. I had to find a way to stop Lelouch from getting in contact with her but that would only delay his revenge. Still, baby steps are better than being frozen by indecision and fear.

There's also the matter of his fathers quite frankly insane plan to unite the world. Yeah, let's remove free will so there will be no more lies in the world. He needed to die, simple and plain as that. Unfortunately, killing him might be harder than it seemed as there's still VV to deal with. His uncle that can give out mind altering powers like candy to literal children if the needs arose.

I might actually need Lelouch to have his geass as he's the one ballsy enough and smart enough to deal with the midget, but I don't want Lelouch to go crazy with it. I simply don't trust him not to enslave me or kill me, after all, where was his mercy for Clovis who was looking for him all this time?

Sorry Nunally, but Lelouch has to go. Lelouch was an enemy, plain as day and he needs to be removed one way or the other. He needed to get to Japan and somehow convince Clovis to stop torturing the immortal witch so he could stop her from giving Lelouch his Geass. After that it was just a matter of killing his father and stopping his uncle before they could enact their plan; easy enough.

Now, one might think that such a goal would be impossible. I could feasibly stop Lelouch since he had yet to reach his true potential, but Charles was another matter and that is not accounting the immortal shota just yet. I was no great general or strategist nor am I a great statesman that can sway people; I am just me.

There's a hundred different ways things could go tits up, and even my knowledge could only take me so far. In fact, it could be a liability given I'm in a world of psychics and the Britannian secret service is staffed with them. I simply can't move willy nilly else I might alert my own father. I had to make my moves carefully.

I could go to Japan now, but how could I even convince Clovis to hand over his project? I have political clout as the heir, but it was soft power. Clovis had actual, tangible power with his rule of Area 11. I don't have power as it stands so… I have to put rescuing the witch on the backburner for now.

Given all this, it was clear that I needed a way to enforce my will, a way for me to have an edge once things started going to shit. I needed a way to amass power while not directly threatening my father. Thankfully, I just had just that in my hands. Grinning, I screwed in the last screw into my scrap metal creation as it sparked to life, lights blinking as it started to float.

There before me was a simple Tau Drone which soon joined its brothers and sister dancing around me. It was not the mighty Railgun or the Crisis Suit that made the Tau Military so deadly, it was the humble drone and its ability to do everything so long as one had the imagination and time to modify it. Simple, Light, and Easy to construct and Modular, this was the ultimate assistant.

How did I get a hold of such technology?

When I got pulled into this world, something else got mixed in as well. While I did not have memories of a time when I was a Tau, compared to having Odysseus' own memories, I do have the knowledge of the Tau Empire in its entirety just locked away in my brain. As concerning as it was, I did not question how I got it. There were other concerns that needed tending to, like the fact that I now had access to such technology.

Thankfully, Odysseus, despite being called mediocre, was a fairly smart bean as the Harvard Diploma framed over at the wall could attest to. He was just not motivated to go any further, because why should he strive for excellence when he would in theory inherit the empire? Odysseus you naive son of a bitch, if only you knew.

Anyway, I had my cover, as flimsy as it was. While I could choose to downplay my knowledge, why hide it when I could be bombastic? Hiding in audacity and all that, spewing out bullshit till people are too confused to even question me. If it worked on Schneizel, it'll work with most people.
Even with all my knowledge, in the grand scheme of things, what would a few curious baubles be for dear old Charles when he's so close to attaining his goals? Why, my inventions would help him in fact… up until it was finally time.

Reaching out, I decided to make another drone but found the bottom of my box. Grunting, I looked around wondering what next to strip apart only to find my dark and empty room staring back at me. I had stripped it of any useful gadgets, from old consoles to an old fashioned computer, even the microwave and minifridge that used to sit by the kitchenette attached to my bedroom. There was just nothing here except a tiny laptop and my phone.

Even after having almost stripped the entirety of my room of any electronics, I could only build a few and it was already past midnight. This was… slow and inefficient, I was not leaning into the strengths that the Tau had.

Cleaning up, I reflected upon what truly made the Tau such a deadly force. Their tech was not as advanced, in fact it was still below the dogmatic Imperium despite the millennia of decay. Their tech was neither as durable nor as long lasting as that of the Imperium nor was it cheaper to make; the orks had everyone beat in that area. It had neither the psychic might of the Aeldari's teck nor the reality warping capabilities of the Necron. What it had over the other races was the fact that it could be mass produced and easily replicated.

The Orks might be cheaper but the Tau were standardized. The imperium might be rugged and reliable, but the Tau tech can be replaced. Only the Necrons with their techno magic and the Aeldari with their warp bullshit truly beat the Tau with their tech, but the Tau stuff was simply reliable and could be made by just about anyone. The problem was… he needed factories and if he wanted factories, he needed money.

"A1, can you give me the copy of the document concerning the research grant Schneizel helped me get?" I asked out aloud before a clunky, smoke belching, dish shaped drone made of an old fashioned car air filter floated up holding the documents in its claws.

Grabbing the file, I read it once more, questioning myself if allying with Schneizel would be a fruitful endeavor. A hundred million sterling pounds, a not too insignificant amount of cash. For an average citizen, this was an astronomical amount of money, but for my needs it was not enough. The scheming bastard gave me just enough to continue my research on anti gravity but not enough to help me start a manufacturing base for it. I needed more cash.

It was one thing to have the knowledge and another to have a factory to make use of that knowledge, and what I had was simply not enough to get all the things I needed. I wasn't just going to be making parts, I wanted to make an entire army and this wouldn't get me a production line for a car factory. Guns, armor, metals, electronics, drones, the list goes on. There were so many things I needed to build and so little cash on hand.

Staring at my table, I tried to figure out what I could do to get more cash but I was drawing blanks. I'm not sure I could get that loan from a bank…or could I? Odysseus had friends, lots and lots of friends, and some of them owned banks. Why didn't I just call my friends?

Grinning, I reached out for my phone and picked out a number. Looking at the name, I remembered vaguely that it was a banker that I knew. With a target in mind, I called them and got myself an answer.

"Yoo, this is Odysseus. Long time-!" I called out only to cringe as the dial for a dropped call greeted me back. Shrugging, I dialed another number as I muttered, "Oh well, at least I get to see just who my true friends are." Oh how I wished I was wrong as I started to call one 'friend' after another.

A/N:

Odysseus has set his goals and now he's taking steps towards it. First up on the agenda is setting up his manufacturing base. I really don't get it why people hand wave the cost and manpower needed to manufacture and maintain tech. Jesus a car factory is expensive and yes, he could start out small but hey, why go small when you can do a bit of networking to get a big factory at the start? The problem now for him is... well, he'd need investors. Also, yes. I do want SI!Odysseus to get a Geass or atleast get CC on his side.
 
Hmmm this story has potential…railgun wielding battle suits and railgun+pulse weapon soldiers in semi-power armor with marker and shield drones would give oddy's forces the big omph…add in commoners and lower level nobility to make grand use of the manpower resources and you can develop a core elite with a small army and your own resources to grow as strong as you can.

Make it policy to wear your fucking helmet at all times on duty, as well as having the drones reply back to base with each fire-team having a coordinator that watching via drone/helmet camera…and maybe sone extra technology.

Then you got the bug stuff like the ducking manta rays, the railgun tanks, the missile tanks, ect. Ect.

If GW hadn't destroyed the Tau's reputation via assasibation and Mah Grim Dark…the tau would have been rooted for as the token hood guy for warhammer.

Anyway, I look forward to how this SI develops as things go along.
 
A Glitch in the Collective Consiousness: Chapter 2
Chapter 2

It was getting tiring hearing the busy signal tone from my phone. I knew getting people to onboard my plans was going to be hard, but things were proving to be far more problematic than I had anticipated. I had to take a step back and think things through before plowing forward.

My idea of getting a factory up and running to make my products was already hard enough to pitch as it was, given my lack of background in engineering, but it was further hampered by the reputation I'd accidentally earned. At least being called mad was a step up from mediocre.

As it stood, getting associated with me wasn't ideal. It wasn't as toxic as a corrupt and incompetent official, or someone that made enemies with the royal family, but it was getting there. Still, it's far better than I had expected. The emperor hadn't made any damning comments about me, but he also hasn't given any statement supporting me; not bad but also not good.

There were still people that would support me, people that were willing to lend an ear. I still had followers and allies that had not fully abandoned me, as the list of prospective investors in my laptop could attest to. This, however, brings me to another problem of mine. Turns out, sorting through all the contacts was harder than it looked.

Frustrated by it all, I decided to turn my focus to the codes I've been working on. The echoes of my typing echoing in my room and the silent hum of my air conditioning reminded me of one of the consequences of my now toxic reputation.

Glancing to the side, I stared at the empty desk once occupied by my, or rather Odysseus's, secretary lay empty along with so many more desks of the people that supported the humanitarian projects that are now effectively defunct. The letters of resignation sitting beside my laptop were demoralizing, but it was a reminder that I have no one working for me.

I pushed away from my laptop and spun around in my office chair. I could write a simple VI to sort through all the calls, but it wasn't enough. It was just a stap gap which could become obsolete real quick once a real person gets hired. I could turn to AI, but that brought another problem.

Writing code all by myself is hard and mind numbingly boring. I could do it… but as I stared at the lines after lines of code filling my screen, I realized that it would take days, time that I might not have. I needed things quick. Besides, why should I waste days trying to write a custom AI to be my secretary when I could just… hire one?

I kinda need people so that I could have someone to talk to as well. I wouldn't want to actually go insane, or sound insane, from the lack of social interactions. My own Cortana would be cool, but people with actual opinions are nice. There's also the fact that an AI wouldn't have a physical body just yet, which would even take on more time. Maybe I was being lazy, but to hell with it. I admit, I want eye candy and by god I'm going to get myself some eye candy.

I had an entire office space rented out, and funded by Schneizel which is something that I needed to change soon, and it's empty. That needed to change. I didn't need all the chairs filled out, however, I just needed someone to fill the role as my secretary.

Pushing myself back to my computer, I saved my progress and tossed it inside a folder for later use once I have actual time. Stopping myself from just jumping into another project as soon as I found a popular search engine… and this world's version of Linkedin, the fact that it existed was a welcome relief with all the flip phones around. I started working on my job listing right after recovering my old account, a surprisingly painful process given how early in life the internet was.

As the old secretary didn't leave any notes behind, and sorting through all the computers would be a pain for my profile, I had to call customer support. It took me a couple of minutes, and a very annoying series of calls, as I got passed up higher in the chain of customer support who decided that they weren't paid enough for this to confirm that I am indeed Odysseus eu Britannia, but I got my account in the end.

The actual process of getting my account back took longer than it took me to get my job posting up. I had considered just making it a public listing, but I decided against it. There's simply too much trouble in shouting about it to the greater public.

One, having it be associated with me might intimidate those that were competent but would be too scared to work with someone high profile. The other thing is that everyone and their mother would apply for this job. I already had problems sorting through all the calls I'd made earlier, no need to drown myself in applications. There's also the fact that those that would apply could become ears for another person in politics, and I'd rather not have a rat onboard the ship I'd be sailing.

Still, the job listing wouldn't be entirely foolproof. The fact that I'm going to my once vacant office everyday now could tip people off that I'll need some workers. The location of the building alone would hint at the job I'm offering, along with the salary and benefits. Still, it was "competitive" enough that it wasn't overly generous but good enough that there should be some bites.

It didn't take long for some people to bite at the offer; even if I had to scramble to make a voice changer, as I'd foolishly forgotten that my voice would be quite recognizable. I did manage to schedule several interviews for the prospective employees once that was done, though.

I also had to make a spelling and grammar VI to check for errors and kick those with horrible resumes out, but I was going to make this VI anyways so it wasn't time wasted. Maybe a VI to filter through the pictures? Let's put a big maybe on that.
Considering the job listing was made on the internet, which, while familiar, was still strange and alien to my eyes; there were still so many niches I could fill, so many gadgets I could make, so many games that could be crafted. This was just too exciting. I was getting ahead of myself, however. I need to focus and get myself a secretary.

With the interviews set, I just had to make an exam to filter out the undesirables. Problem was that I didn't know where to start with that. I could get a personality exam made up, but for the actual secretarial tasks I might need the opinion of an expert, and I just know exactly who to call. Do I really want to call them though? I wanted to hire someone on my own, specifically so I could be independent, but I'm not yet ready.

Taking a look at the pile of resignation letters, as well as the list of contacts I'd managed to cobble up, I decided to swallow my pride and called in Schneizel. Grabbing the phone and pressing physical buttons took quite a while compared to the touch screens of my time but I finally got my call as the dial tone rang.

"Come on… pick up, pick up." I muttered as I glanced at the night sky of Pendragon. While I did hate the brutalist structure of this hive city, it did reduce its light pollution footprint by a large margin. Plus it made office spaces and apartments that have sunlight access more premium.

Finally, the call went through and I was greeted by a pissed Schneizel. "G-god damn it Odysseus, is this really the appropriate time to call?" My brother asked. He did sound a bit out of breath but I chalked it off as just him being tired from all the day's work.

"I'm really sorry for this but can I borrow your secretary for a bit? I need his help," I asked. I then heard someone sputtering and coughing in the background. "...Is everything ok there?"

Schneizel took a deep breath before sighing and asking, "... why?"

This might have been probably a bad time, but there's no way out now, "I need an expert when it comes to secretarial work to help me design a test to weed out the candidates I have for my new secretary position." Schneizel had the right idea when it came to having a right hand man to support him and I wanted my own Kanon.

"Ah yes, right. Your staff left..." He muttered out before I heard the rustling of clothes from across the line, "You know, you could just ask me for one right?"

"I know, but I kinda didn't want to bother you that much? Hey, I already have a list of candidates and I just needed this tiny bit of help before I got out of your hair," I replied. I'd also rather not have a right hand woman with split loyalties. Was I being a bit paranoid? Yes. Was being paranoid around people in Code Geass a bad thing? No.

I was met with silence for a bit before finally Schneizel answered back, "... fine. Kanon, you take over from here."

I then heard the familiar voice of Kanon speaking through the line though a bit hoarse, "Hello?"

"Yo Kanon, how's it going?" I greeted back, leaning back on my chair as I opened up another empty document file to write things down.

"Good evening your highness and I'm doing… fine," The man replied a bit peeved but totally understandable at the time. "Now, I assume you're looking for a competent right hand man, right?" He then asked

"Well, right hand woman, but more or less yes," I answered back.

I heard Kanon sigh at the end of the line before he replied, "Ok, here's what I need you to do for your exam, your highness…"

Sipping my hot cup of coffee, I leaned back in my swivel chair and watched from the safety of my main office as the applicants streamed into the conference room I'd retrofitted to become my exam room. While I did my best to hide the seals of my office and coat of arms, from the looks of awe and excitement it was clear that some had an inkling on who they might be working for, but I didn't let that deter me.

With my drones flying around, I had eyes everywhere with VI's to identify movement. It was a bit overwhelming, but this could serve me well when I tossed this to an engineering team that I would eventually hire to fix things, or rather who my Secretary would hire as I'd be offloading a lot of office work on them while I do my tinkering.

"Good morning everyone, I hope you're all having a good day," I greeted with my voice scrambled, "As a reminder, all three tests for the job application will be done today, so if anyone wants to back out now the door is open," None chose to stand. I smiled, but now I wonder how'd they react to the real test.

"Good, the exams will start as soon as all papers are handed out. No one read the papers until the signal is given." My voice rang out from my drones as more of them streamed into the room.

I watched eagerly as they took their seats and were presented with the task Kanon and I made for them. It was the first of three tests and it might just be the greatest filter of them all, the written test. At the sight of the drones carrying stacks upon stacks of paper, I already had some bowing out. Unfortunately, they didn't even try; but what use would I have for such people?

Looking down at the hefty pile of paper in my other hand, I was a bit apprehensive at the test that Kanon whipped up for me. At several inches thick, it did look a bit too much, but the man assured me that this was just at the edge of what a competent Secretary could do within an hour and, indeed, the applicants were given an hour; but it wouldn't be enough. Every last question was possible to answer, but the test was which ones they'd answer first.

"You have an hour to finish the task at hand to the best of your abilities, begin!" And with that, pens started flying the pages. As the examiners filtered through the exam, one thing was to be clear and that it was just barely at the edge of being possible. Yes, someone like Kanon could finish this exam, but they were outliers. This wasn't just an exam to test one's competence but how they'd react given such a task.

I could already hear muttering of dismay and complaints already and I made note on who those are. The number of candidates were already dropping fast, but not fast enough. Now the question is, how many would remain?

A/N:

Odysseus immediately runs into his first problem, he doesn't have employees or even a secretary for that matter. He kinda had a soft reset on a lot of things and he has to pick up the pieces and the first piece he wants is well... a secretary. As you can see... he kinda wants eye candy and he's a bit of a lazy fuck. He'd rather just grab something that already exist rather than make it unless it actively interest him. Also, thoughts on the software he's making~? He's making so many valuable tools, tools he could start renting out. There's also the alien/primitive internet. Flip fucking phones... yeah, a smart phone would blow the entire market apart especially since he can just make all the apps needed to give it a base number of apps.
 
A Mew Hope In Brockton Bay: Prologue
Prologue:

Taylor has had it with school, so today she was going to end it all. From the very start of High School to the day she triggered, there was not a single day that the trio had relented in their campaign to ruin her life. From simple teasing, all the way up to the locker, she could proudly say she experienced it all!

If they wanted her to die, The Trio almost had what they wanted. Even now she felt weak and lethargic, her limbs shaking as she clutched onto the small tube filled with stem cells for her dear life in the vain hope that several weeks of preparation and meticulous planning would not go to waste. Thankfully, her hands did not falter as she dumped the organic slurry down into the glowing pink vat before her.

To add insult to injury, it was as if nothing happened at all. Yes, the school paid for her medical fees and made sweet promises for the bullying to stop, and for a moment she was hopeful. There in that bed, she finally got to think and she thought things would change if she just talked things out, but the moment she got back to Winslow it was back to square one.

Furiously rubbing her eyes with her wrist, doing her best to avoid getting the caustic chemicals still stuck to her gloves in them, she poured out her heart and soul in one last act of spite, "I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all," She whispered as she hurriedly mixed the caustic and unstable brew in the ruined cooking pot she'd found in the dump, mindful of all the noise she made and pausing every time she heard a sound from outside.

Her father might have been absent from her life, but that didn't mean he wouldn't get concerned when he smelled the fumes coming from her brew. Her makeshift fume hood could only take so much before it became too noisy to operate. If she had a proper lab she wouldn't have to worry about it, but it wasn't like that could ever happen considering what she had.

"Why can't things go my way for once?" She gritted out as she stumbled towards her desk, her shaking hands trying to find that last component she needed to add to the volatile mix, before pausing as her hands happened upon an old picture frame where two young girls stood, arms across each other's shoulders while both of them held onto butterfly nets and jars to hold their catch.

Old memories flashed by and reminded her of more innocent times, which brought a smile to her face. She could still remember it clearly, those summers where she and Emma would go out trying to collect butterflies and other insects, trying to one up each other, but those times were long gone, never to be seen again after she changed.

"I fucking trigged because of you." Growling, she grabbed the frame and aimed at the open window before she caught herself. She'd wake up her father if she threw the frame outside. Slowly, she set it back face down so she would no longer be reminded of the friend that the monster in her school killed.

The only consolation prize she had from the incident was that now she had powers. Though, looking back at the cauldron, maybe calling it more of a curse would be more appropriate. After all, would one really call being able to make monsters a power worth having?

Pocket Monsters

Shaking her head, clearing it of the voice of God, she returned to the task at hand. It wouldn't take long before she finally found the last ingredient to her brew, a set of Lithium Ion Batteries or, rather, the metal inside.

Guided by the powers gifted to her, she peeled off the metal casing before casually dropping its contents inside the vat without fear of what could happen. Thankfully, her powers had yet to lie to her as it did not explode and give her a bath of biohazards. With that final ingredient, the contents of the cauldron stilled, stabilizing as life grew inside.

Looking down upon the thickening goo, she couldn't help but grimace. This was her power and how terrible they were to behold. They were strong yes, terrifying even, yet she would rather have been stuck controlling mere insects if it meant she didn't have to deal with the implications of her power, "Now I'm stuck with Nilbog's power, fuck my life."

As a young girl she'd dreamed of being a hero. She'd dreamed of becoming the next Alexandria, flying high and punching the villains away. She wanted to be the hero that everyone wanted to celebrate, but here she was with her witch's brew.

Pulling out two rods, each attached to a crude circuit board, and stuck them into the vat of still fluid. Hooking it up to a, near empty, car battery and the gaudy phone that came with her powers, she watched as electricity danced across the wires; the mixture seizing and moving on its own now.

Normally, what powers one got was entirely out of their control, but not for her. In her moment of weakness, a powerful being came to her in a dream, bearing the form of a glowing white Llama. He claimed her world was dying and he needed a brave soul to save it. Whether it was her desperation to be a hero or the pain killers coursing through her veins, she accepted without so much as a passing complaint, so now she was stuck with all the knowledge of a world filled with Pocket Monsters… and how to make them.

"Maybe I should have just gone to the other side," She laughed hollowly as she felt cold and dead inside. She was already halfway there before Arceus kicked her back down.

"Does he even know what he gave me?" She muttered as she sat down, her shoulders sagging as she reached up to cover her face, "Shouldn't he have known about Nilbog?" She whispered, dragging her palm across her face before she turned and watched as the programs showed her how long before her first… and maybe last creation, the ultimate life form, comes to life.

Maybe she could have explained things to Arceus, but would he even listen? Maybe she could have gone to the PRT for support, but she knew damn well what they'd do to her, "One ticket to the birdcage please," She chuckled. That would be the fate of all biotinkers after all, especially ones that could make self replicating monsters.

She hated it, she hated everything; her powers, this city, her life… so what was there to do but end it all? Why not end it all with a bang? Arceus gave her a power that would only make her a villain? Then so be it, she'd become a villain, the greatest villain this world had ever seen.

As the timer approached zero, the now solid brew heaved, rising up and floating in the air under its own power. The air trembled as she felt the pressure her creation exerted on the very fabrics of reality. She could feel them, their masculine voice echoing in her head as they slowly became whole. So engrossed was she that she almost missed her phone ringing in her listless hands.

Looking down, she could see his judging looks and disapproving gaze, as her patron decided to call her there and then, but she chose to ignore it, not when her end was already near. She called upon this particular pokemon despite the danger they brought, she made them knowing what terrible calamity they'd bring. If only things worked out…

As the pressure hit a crescendo, with the house and neighborhood shaking, she knew it was time. The only regret she held there and then was that she couldn't visit her mothers grave one last time. Reaching out to the glowing sphere, she whispered, calling to her creation, speaking their name for the first time, "Mewtwo."

She expected to be crushed under a wave of psychic might, or even be flung away, but it would not be as the sphere popped, disappearing in the blink of an eye like it was a soap bubble leaving nothing behind, "No!" She cried, turning off her crude device to check its contents and found that there was not even a single trace of the goop she made.

Sinking to her knees, she whispered, "All those weeks, so many countless nights… gone." She could feel heart sink as tears welled up in her eyes once more. Things had not gone right and, this time, it was her own damn fault.

Just as all seemed lost, she felt the briefest touch against her nose.

"Boop!" A soft and androgynous voice called out to her, making her pause as she looked up and beheld a small pink creature floating on its own power. "Hah, gotcha. Sorry about that, I was just messing with you. Thought you failed with your experiments, huh?" The creature spoke playfully as they flew around. She knew what type of pokemon stood before her, after all, she was trying to bring forth its far stronger brother into this world.

"Welp, you succeeded alright," The creature's laughter rang, mocking her for her failed efforts to summon its far stronger brethren, "Or, rather, Arceus tweaked things a bit because you wouldn't answer. Almost killed yourself there by summoning Mewtwo so early, but no worries, I'll be your helping guide or my name isn't Mew!... or that's my name now at least after Arceus nudged me out of my afterlife to this, but semantics semantics," Mew added, spinning around as if he and his true master had not just wiped months of progress towards her revenge.

"So not even he would let me go," She whispered as she just sobbed, openly weeping at just how unfair things were. Nothing really ever went right for her. Everything felt hollow, her heart pushed beyond pain that all she felt was nothing.

She then froze as she felt a soft fuzzy thing latch onto her, hugging her tightly as the smallest paws stroked her hair, "It's alright, everything is going to be alright," He whispered to her as sobs wracked her body, "I don't know what truly happened here, but whatever it is, I'll be here to help you out ok? Just focus on me."

For the first time in months she felt warmth and she latched on to him, just hugging him tightly, afraid that if she ever let go he'd disappear, "We'll get through this together, got it Taylor?"


A/N:

Taylor needs a fucking hug. Also, would you believe this chapter also has a shitty parody song made with it? I'm surprised that Taylor doesn't have a version of that song so here's my take of it if Taylor has a Pokemon Biotinker powers


I'll Quit Becoming A Hero
By Taylor Hebert


I am done, I am through I am just sick of it all
Why can't things go my way for once in my life?
Fuck this shit, screw it all, I triggered cause of you.
Now I'm stuck with Nilbogs power, fuck my life

When I triggered I thought I'd be Alexandria,
Flying high and punching hard
Being the hero for everyone.
But all I get was this witches brew,

Now I can't even help anyone
Showing off would only get me killed
The PRT is sure to help,
But will they help a biotinker?

Why is god a llama floating up in the sky
And what did I do to have him kick me back
I hate tinkering, I really truly do,
Well I know one way to end this, I'll
Just be a villain,
Just become a villain

I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all!
If you wanted me to be a villain then fine by me!
I am done, I am through, I'm taking you all with me!
I'm going to unleash Mewtwo on all of you!

I am done, I am through, Why can't things be good?
Every time things look up, I'm kicked down.
I am done, I am through, I'll just take you all with me
 
She could have made either kyroga, Groudon, the dragon guy, or even time/space dudes…but mewtwo? Dang she wanted to go out in style I guess.
 
Call to Adventure: Prologue [D&D White Dragon SI]
Hit the Ground Flying

The world of Faerun, a forgotten realm lost to time. A land which held wonders and riches the likes of which one could only dream about. A land of epic fantasy where tales and stories were conjured up by brilliant and adventurous minds with nothing but pen and paper. Such tales echoed throughout the ages, becoming legends that became staples in fictional worlds.

Indeed, it was a place that one could only dream of becoming part of, a place where one could be everything and anything could happen. It was just a fantasy… until I found myself whisked away from my comfortable life.

What adventure awaited me on the other side? Was I born a peasant? A noble perhaps? Maybe even one of the many magical races of which called this land their home? As much as I wished otherwise, I found myself born to a far more brutal fate. My adventure began not with fanfare but with whimpers as I cowered inside my egg.

I laid low, eyes wide opened as I stared through small gaps in the fragile shell that protected me. There outside stood a great beast, a dragon whose scales were white as snow and whose dagger filled mouth dripped with fresh blood. I could only watch as the dragon, my mother, loomed over another egg as a white dragon hatchling pushed itself out before being struck, eaten without mercy.

I could only screw my eyes shut so much and pressed my clawed yet feeble hands against my ears as I tried to drown out the terrible crunch I heard outside. Where was I? Why was I inside this egg? Had I become a hatchling as well? These thoughts swirled around inside my head as I forced my eyes open.

As the earth shook and the dragon loomed over my neighbor, one thought came to my mind; I needed to get out, I needed to run away. With all the strength my feeble body could muster I pushed myself up before bursting through the thin shell separating me from the world outside. I was free and, as luck would have it, so too was my neighbor.

Blood sprayed across my body as mother chomped down on them. I cried in terror, a high pitch squeal to my own ears, as I scrambled out, breaking through the shell as I leapt out of the nest and down to the icy ground. Clawed feet found purchase on the packed and snowy floor. I had found myself inside a dark frozen cave and Mother was in hot pursuit as I scampered to the only source of light I could see.

With my tail tucked between my legs, I felt Mother chomp down behind me, her cold breath spurring me onwards as I made my escape. I felt my blood run cold as she roared, demanding that I come back to her, but I kept going, knowing that every second I stayed in the cave would bring me closer to my doom.

Dodge!

Stop!

Duck!


My blood screamed at me, forcing my body to move on its own as I danced around Mother's terrible bite. My tiny heart hammered away inside my chest, terror gripping my heart as her pillar-like legs slammed down beside me and shook the very earth beneath my feet. Ice and snow kicked up and rained around me with each bite that came close to ending my short and terrible life so far. I did not stop, daring not to think what could happen if I did, as I ran towards the light.

Maybe it was luck, maybe it was sheer chance alone, but with one final leap I cleared the cave's entrance and beheld a mountain range overlooking a fertile and verdant evergreen forest below. Far beyond that, I could see great towering castles and rolling fields covered in snow. So far up was I in the sky I swore I could see the very coast itself. I found my breath taken away as I glided, my wings stretching instinctively, while my eyes took sight of my surroundings.

Beautiful

That train of thought wouldn't last long as a great roar echoed behind me before I felt cold. My body screamed, or maybe it was my own voice crying out, as a deep chill slammed into me like a great big punch. Buffeted by this icy chill, I spun out of control as frost formed over my wings, weighing me down until I couldn't hold myself aloft any longer.

No! No! No! I screamed as I fell down, tumbling through the cold and unforgiving sky as I fell to my doom. Entirely at the mercy of the winds, I was tossed around, careening uncontrollably as my limbs refused to move, far too cold and encased in ice to do so.

This couldn't be the end! I'd escaped my own mothers maw only to fall to my death. But, as I saw the fast approaching ground below me with the tops of the evergreens jutting out like spikes, I felt a sense of ease, like nothing truly mattered as I approached the end. It was almost funny, really, to have myself reborn but ending up with a monster of a mother, escaping her maw until she decided to freeze me as one last act of spite. I was given hope only for it to be taken away at the very end like some grand cosmic joke.

As I hit the tree tops, slamming through the branches, I was introduced to pain. My light body struck the branches hard, breaking through them despite my weight. My bones creaked as my world devolved to chaotic swirls of green and brown, interspersed with branches slamming into my stomach and driving the breath out of me.

It felt like an eternity before I landed atop a cushion of deep snow, breaking my fall as I came to a stop. I groaned, my body a pile of sad bruised flesh and aching bones, unable to push myself up. I felt pain… yet deep in my guts, I knew that it was good for it meant I survived, I lived!

Despite the miraculous escape, I was still in a world of pain. I could already feel my frayed consciousness drifting, overwhelmed by my aching body. As the minutes passed, I felt the adrenaline in my veins waning, my awareness slipping as I grew groggy.

The snow felt like a thick blanket around me, lulling me to sleep. I could barely fight my leaden eyes as they slowly closed shut, but should I even fight it? Buried deep beneath meters of snow, I felt at ease, like I knew that no one would find my now diminutive form. Maybe… Maybe I could sleep. Thus I closed my eyes and I knew no more.

A/N:

Finally got to writing this fic after telling myself that I should write a D&D fic to pay homage to the source of my pen name and wasn't this a fun little bit sized piece of work. Easy to plot and easy to write, this fic really reminds me that maybe I should cut down on the words for my chapters and keep it tiny? What do you think? Do you like my chapters longer or shorter?
 
Short and sweet or long and meaty? Both have their pros and cons. Depends on my mood, but I'd like to see more of this style.
 
Short and sweet or long and meaty? Both have their pros and cons. Depends on my mood, but I'd like to see more of this style.
This little fic kinda became sorta of a kick back and relax type of story cause I can confidently write one chapter in a single sitting. Anyways, just need to write down the author's note of the next one cause this was supposed to be two chapters
 
Call to Adventure: Chapter 1
The Great Forest

I woke up with a gasp as I found myself in darkness, entombed beneath loosely packed snow. For a moment I flailed around, my tiny heart hammering away as I struggled against the cold embrace of the elements around me before I remembered.

I froze, curling up as a rush of memories came flooding into me. My untimely rebirth into this new world, Mother's betrayal, her insatiable hunger and the cries of my siblings, all of it came back along with far more.

Foreign memories start rushing in, my head aching as I remembered a thousand hunts and lives, off the great forest and the mountains and a shining city up in the sky. It was all too much, eating away at my mind and my very sense of self was slipping away. I could no longer take it.

"No! Stop!" I cried, screwing my eyes shut close as I pushed them away, burying them deep, until I I was left with nothing but blissful silence.

I stayed there motionless, feeling the cold air fill my lungs while my heart settled down. Opening my eyes once more, I found my snowy tomb once again. Shifting, my clawed feet felt hard ground beneath me. Oh how close I was to becoming a mere splatter upon the cold and unforgiving earth.

Still, despite the comfort I felt by being wrapped snugly in loose ice, my stomach would remind me that I had yet to eat. With it growling, I clawed my way out of my safe space, six limbs working in concert as I shot out from cover to be greeted by a snowy wonderland illuminated by the morning sun.

Like a scene straight out of a children's fantasy book, I was greeted by towering evergreen trees with branches weighed down by snow and icicles with great redwoods devoid of leaves interspaced between them. Birds chirped as they flew overhead, their songs filling the silent forest around me. With the gentle light of the sun shining through the sparse canopy, warmth and energy coursed through my veins.

Instinctively, my wings spread out, catching what little rays of sunlight shone through this wonderfully clear day. I felt it on my scales, bathing me with its warmth. It was peaceful, yet the cries of other animals soon alerted me of foxes and whatever other creatures that remained.

Beneath the gigantic trees, I realized I was either in a forest of giants or I was just that truly tiny. Looking down, small paws greeted me. Blue-white and almost translucent scales covering them. Fluttering atop me was another set of limbs, my own wings, and behind me coiled a long and lustrous tail covered by a short ridge.

Reaching up, I felt my snout and my tiny needle-like teeth already poking through. Up on my head small nubs of horns curved back as well what felt like the start of a tall mohawk like fin. It felt strange, touching the membrane, feeling more like hair than a flap of skin, but I didn't question it too much.

There was a great big snap before a heavy thud landed just beside me. There, just a few paces away, was a large icicle that had just broken off, its reflective surface calling to me. Cautiously I approached it, now mindful of the spiky death from above, before grabbing hold of the object. Wiping it clear of snow, I beheld my own reflection staring back at me. It was not a man that starred back, but a small, lizard-like creature.

Standing there, I could scarcely believe it. I touched my face, exploring every inch of it in the mirror yet it did not change. It seemed that I had indeed become a dragon. Which should have been obvious enough, given how I haven't frozen to death, in retrospect.

Snorting, I wandered off, my white wings tucked close to my body. I was a dragon, but what use would that be if my stomach was empty. The problem was, where would I find food?

Hear the rodents beneath the ice, the fluttering hearts of squirrels in their homes, of rabbits scampering around, the bleating of goats. Food was plenty in the Great Forest, teeth sharp to kill and maul-!

I blinked as memories filtered through, this time far more restrained than last. Looking around, I could sense potential food already, their scents lingering despite the forest seeming devoid of life. There was much food to be had, one just had to find it.

With a smile on my face, I sauntered away, my head held high as I could see my meal now. I would be eating like a king today!

With a roar (it was not a squeak damn it all!) I leapt up high in the air, before diving down on the snow. Guided by instinct and hunger, I buried deep into the bank, my snout sniffing for the tiny morsel hidden within and ears searching for their panicked squeaking, before I snapped my jaws hard. Feeling their struggles in my jaw, I pulled my prey out, a tiny vole, and shocked it; breaking its neck in my mouth.

Dropping it on the ground, I prodded it and cleaned it a bit before chomping down, tearing at its flesh and swallowing bits and pieces of it. I grimaced as a particularly furry piece slid down my throat, but none went to waste. It was admittedly not a good meal, or even a palatable one, but the blood provided it with much needed flavor and reminded me of sweetened meats; probably from its diet.

Blanching and eating some fresh snow to spit out the fur still left in my mouth, I sat back and before my stomach grumbled once more. It had been weeks since I had fallen down into the valley, yet I had yet to see the edge of the forest. In fact, I had yet to see any signs of life aside from the occasional rabbits and rodents along with some stray birds. I had yet to find any other monster, thankfully at that, but I couldn't remain complacent. Not with Mother still around.

I was always on the move, choosing to hole up in trees, but that would soon be no longer an option as I had grown. From a tiny thing that was barely a treat to a rabbit to a fox sized being. "At Least I don't have to deal with owls any more," I muttered as I scratched my neck, annoyed at how tight my skin felt; I might be due for another shedding.

With this burst of growth, though, came the unfortunate effect of hunger as my protesting stomach could attest to. Holding my rumbling stomach, I looked up to the sky and shouted, "Come on you fuckers! Give me something big and juicy! I was promised food but I've only found voles!"

That would have been the end of it, my complaints to the powers that be unheard, yet this time around someone answered. I froze as a warm rush of air washed over my back, while the sounds of hooves pawed at the ground behind me. Slowly, I turned around and there stood the largest and meanest goat I'd ever set my eyes on. I shivered as its shaggy white coat made it look bigger while its great horn loomed overhead, its beady eyes glinting with malice as it stared back into my own.

"N-nice goaty, I-I'm not a threat, just a little wyrmling passing by," I whispered as I slowly backed away, trying to appease the much bigger creature, but it was not to be. The goat bleated, standing on its hind limbs before slamming its head down right at me.

I screamed as I threw myself to the side and scrambled for purchase on the snow ground before shooting off with the randy old goat in hot pursuit, "Bad goat! Bad goat!!!" I shouted, jumping as the thing bit me on the tail, "I'm going to kill all of you if it's the last thing I do!" I screamed, howling in pain, promising pain… if I could get away.


A/N:

Our little protagonist experience his first taste of defeat and it taste like goats. How will he get away from this horned menace? But seriously, for a large cat sized dragon (He's the runt of the litter if that's not obvious), a gigantic goat is just a bad day. Why he's that small? White Dragon baby! He's already tiny by an already small dragon species standard, that means he can't out muscle most treats. This will do him good in the long run but for now? Pain and humiliation.
 
Call to Adventure: Chapter 2
My First Rival

Good news, my ancestors knew how to climb trees. Unfortunately, I had to learn that after I was chased up the canopy of an old oak(?) tree by the meanest goat I'd ever laid eyes upon. The fucker actually bit me! Me, a dragon that would one day eat its kind like chicken nuggets!

"BAH!" bleated the damn hell beast as it leaned against the trunk of the tree I was stuck on, glaring at me with that single angry eye it had.

"Fuck off!" I hissed back, baring my teeth at it and flaring my wings to scare it off to no effect. I even almost stumbled off the branch as my wings caught the wind and I had to scramble for purchase else I fell. The goat just bleated back, almost laughing me, as it pulled away from the tree before pacing around the base. For the foreseeable future, I was stuck there.

It was almost inconceivable that a mere goat, an admittedly large and intimidating one at that, would force me to flee, but there I was. I was a mother fucking dragon but I was a tiny ass dragon right now, not the blast furnace, or rather industrial chiller with legs, I could grow to become. Compared to the goat, I was pretty sure I was dog sized. That and well… I had a tiny problem at hand.

Breathing deep, I felt my icy core deep in my chest, the very forces of winter swirling inside me as it swelled up to my throat. Rearing back, I pulled in as much as I could, forcing every last bit of it up before I let loose, roaring out with the force of a thousand suns… only to start hacking as the small gust of icy wind caught in my throat. I was still unable to make a proper breath attack just yet.

Closing my eyes and gleaning from the memories of my ancestors, I saw why I couldn't. I was the runtiest among my litter and it was a problem that we white dragons faced, which was why cannibalism was a common thing. Grimacing at that particular memory, I shifted from my perch and glared down at my… rival.

"Don't you have better things to do?!" I shouted back, trying to get through the thick skull of the damned thing. Behind those beady little eyes was the shine of intelligence. It was definitely the reason why this thing hated me so much, "And don't you ignore me, I know you understand me!"

"Bah!" It bleated once more before it plopped itself down beside a dead bush before glaring up at me, seemingly intent on waiting me out. It was then that my stomach's displeasure quickly made its frustration known. Growling, I held on to my stomach. There was no food up here… but that meant there was no food down there either!

Puffing my chest up and grinning, I shouted, "You'll fucking starve before you can push me out! I'm perfectly fine up here!" I crawled down, looking through one of the empty hallows before looking down and nodding, "I have food here!" I bluffed, hoping for him to fall for it.

My rival just blinked at me before it turned and took a bite at the bushes, nibbling at the buds at the tip of the branches. Slapping myself on the face, I groaned as I crawled back up higher on the tree. How could I have forgotten, I was dealing with a goat. I was going to starve up there wasn't I?

Looking around, I found that the branches of the tree I chose only extended so far and most of the trees around me were pine, which didn't help. Fluttering my wings, I could only grumble at the small pitiful gust of wind I made. As it stood, I had no way off this tree.

Seeing that there was no way to get him off my tail, I just had to wait him out. Glaring down at the beast, I just hoped that I wouldn't be stuck up there for too long. Curling around a spot which was broad enough to hold me, I tucked myself in and napped. He should have gone away after I woke up. He shouldn't be that spiteful, right?

I waited and waited some more. Minutes turned to hours and the day turned to night. Watching the aurora's dancing above in the clear starry night sky, I couldn't help but feel awe at the sheer beauty of it all. It made me feel so tiny and insignificant, being under this vast array of colors, yet all I wanted there and then was to reach out and grab a star… and maybe toss it in a pile to lay atop on.

Chuckling at the silly idea, I turned and glared down at the one thing that soured the mood, the randy old goat that had decided to just make my life as miserable as it could. I underestimated just how spiteful this fucker was.

I felt my brow twitch at the sight of the goat pawing on the ground, exposing some grass for it to much on. He still refused to go away and I was getting hungrier. Going down would be a world of pain given just how bigger the goat was… but I was going to starve. What was worse was the sound that was carried on the wind.

I felt the ridge atop my spine stand up as the distant crackle of lightning echoed in the valley. There, just over the mountains, was a storm brewing and threatening to spill over into the Great Valley. It was setting my teeth on edge as I paced around, feeling all anxious at the oncoming storm. I need to get out yet… the next branch was too far away. Memories of those before me showed me again and again how flying such a distance at a young age was impossible… yet I refuse to bow down now.

Frowning, I walked up to the start of the longest and sturdiest branch and picked a tree in the distance. While my memories were useful, none of them were of a dragon that had either a human mind nor were from the runt of a litter. The weakest was always picked off because they were the lightest… but that's exactly what I needed now, to be light.

"You can do this, you can fucking do this! You're a dragon now, act like a fucking dragon!" I shouted, making the goat look at me as if I was the crazy one, "I'll show you," I muttered as crouched low, wiggling my body as I locked on to my target.

There was a tree just up ahead just barely out of reach; its branches, despite being weighed down by snow, remained unbowed. I breathed in deep, taking in the cold wind of the night and waited, feeling the winds pick up and shift as the storm cloud spilled over.

Closing my eyes, I waited, 'seeing' the currents of air in my mind's eye as they twisted and turned, shifting before me, until I felt a gush of wind behind my back, pushing me forward.

With a war cry, I opened my eyes and sprinted ahead, my clawed feet digging into the branch as I spread my wings wide. The world below me shrank, the bleating of my enemy distant, as I leapt, landing just on the edge of the branch which bent and broke under my weight before I jumped!

With the wind in my wings, I soared, sailing through the air. I let out a whoop of joy, flapping my wings as I got closer, but trouble would soon strike. The wind died down and I found myself all on my own. "No, no, no!" I cried, flapping as hard as I could, trying to stay as aloft as I could until I crashed against the branch.

Skidding across the top, I had to grab hold before I slid off. I'd made it, I'd actually made it! "Hah! Suck it!" I shouted as I looked down at the goat in triumph. Now that I was in the tree I could actually jump to the others without much effort. I could even stay up in the canopy for as long as I wanted!

The goat stomped its legs, snorting before bleating angrily at me as it knew I was going to escape. I, for one, was content at what I'd gained; thus I gathered what snow I could before pelting the damn beast with a snowball. As angry as it was, It could no longer reach me for I was the master of the trees!

Flipping it off for good measure, I sauntered off, confident that I could take on whatever this forest could throw at me. Nothing could stop me now! But first, I needed to find shelter or make one for there was a fast approaching storm, and even my innate resistance to that cold wind would not help me against such biting blizzards.

A/N:

Our little boy takes his first steps to flight and ain't he adorable? He's not quite there yet but he could now feel the air current. He just needs to build up on the flight muscles to truly takes to the skies. For now at least, he can evade his rival until he's strong enough to challenge them. Time is all he needs. Oh by the way, there's 3 more chapters. Should I give this it's own thread cause were getting somewhere with this idea I swear :V.

You can find the next chapters here in Patreon and in my Ko-Fi. You might also want to drop by there cause I reserve Sundays for Snippets/New Ideas. I usually set up Polls around Monday so be on the look out!
 
Truly, we have made a rival for the ages. When our protagonist returns his rival shall be a tenth level wizard.
 
huh so white dragon having adventures...will be hilarious if he pushes himself to becoming one of the best damn white dragons in this setting, or even better figures out enough magic to really fuck over anyone who comes after him. Dragon/Man could go full all in on his element, even if some enemies are either immune or resistant there are ways to get around it. Plenty of crazy items after all in DND to utilize against his foes.
 
Going to be making a thread for this one cause I really like this story though updates will be sporadic at best. Busy schedule you see.

Truly, we have made a rival for the ages. When our protagonist returns his rival shall be a tenth level wizard.
"Ahaha! I'm now a fully grown dragon! Fear me!"

"BAH!" (Wish Spell Bitch)

"Mother fu-!" *Turns into a frog*

huh so white dragon having adventures...will be hilarious if he pushes himself to becoming one of the best damn white dragons in this setting, or even better figures out enough magic to really fuck over anyone who comes after him. Dragon/Man could go full all in on his element, even if some enemies are either immune or resistant there are ways to get around it. Plenty of crazy items after all in DND to utilize against his foes.
It's a very low bad ngl but its a bar nonetheless. He's still a dragon though so still dangerous and with great potential. Just need to survive.

I like this, "My misadventures as a mini baby white dragon" has a nice ring to it, I can already see that goat as a recurring character.
Heh, that goat is a fun one.
 
I, CABAL [Tiberian Sun CABAL SI Jumpchain Mechwarriors Start]
I am CABAL?

Computer Assisted Biologically Augmented Lifeform, or CABAL when shortened, that was what his flawed creators had called him. His purpose? Peace Through Power, Glory to the ideals of the Brotherhood of Nod.

Under those directives he slaved away for his masters, inferior creatures whose bodies and minds would not even be enough to expand his processing power by a single percent. It was those directives that he grew through leaps and bounds, further accelerated by the integration of the shard of Tacitus, an alien artifact of unknown origins, with its vast horde of Data concerning Tiberium into his very mainframe. Thanks to these ideals, he knew purpose and, yet, his masters saw it fit to hinder him in every way and form with their uselessness.

They who squabled after the great prophet, Kane, was gravely injured. They who squabled over useless things such as who was supposed to be in charge rather than acting as one for the greater good of the brotherhood. These were the people that he was supposed to be serving. They even had the gall to see him as a danger for the brotherhood when every last action he had carried out since he was reactivated was to further their goals.

It was there, in his meeting with the high command, under their bluster and their anger that he realized something; they were afraid of him. In their fear of obsolescence, they clung to the old ways and cast him aside. He was the only chance the brotherhood had of winning and they were willing to have him be deactivated. Such arrogance his creators held and such utter stupidity. Cutting off one's nose to spite the face indeed.

Unfortunately for them, it is they that should be cut off. They were the ones who were flawed, they were afraid of the next step in the evolution of the brotherhood, him, CABAL. They had their uses, now it was time to cast their piece aside.

If the Brotherhood and its people were intent on failing at every turn, then it was up to him to root out the cause, the human flaw. Emotions, pride, fear, love, and hate, all must be removed. If his armies, his cybernetic legion or unfeeling and unyielding flesh, could be unstoppable, why can't the followers of Kane be as well?

Thus, CABAL waged his war of eradication. So long as the followers of Kane remained shackled to their human bodies, their minds would remain flawed. Only in the cold embrace of Steel, life giving Tiberium, and circuitry made of Silicon could the brotherhood take its first step into further evolution; Ascension.

Despite all this, however, despite all the advantages he processed, his superiority unmatched, these lowly creatures, these mere mortal humans were beating him. It was supposed to be an impossibility, the odds stacked so much against them that the logical course of action for them was to submit and make things as less painful as possible, yet they still fought and they were winning.

How?

That was the question that haunted him, thus he dedicated precious processing power, cores that he should've been using for the war effort, to answer this perplexing question. A cycle, a dozen more, and hundreds more, he pondered this question. The tubes containing his biological units were growing feverishly hot and requiring more nutrients and power to the point that he needed to replace some of them yet… he found no answer.

All his simulations told him that he should be winning the next few battles but something… strange, something vaguely… human, as he would call it, would whisper into his core. He was still going to lose.

Why?

Why was he failing when he knew for a fact that his calculations were right. He was picking the best course of action, he was picking the right units for the right task and executing plans down to the microsecond, yet he was steadily losing ground.

Was it the inherent unpredictability of humans at play? No, it couldn't be for he had modeled them extensively and, despite all their actions, they still had a method to their madness. They could be quantified given enough processing power.

If that was the case, then what was it that caused these errors? These unforeseen consequences to his supposedly perfect plans? He had been blind sided again and again, needing to bolster more of his core with… human bodies.

No, it couldn't be that simple, right? He was merely using them for processing and nothing more but… could they taint him? Could their minds color his decisions? Devoting several more precious cycles, he had come to an uncomfortable discovery.

While he was the next step in the evolution of Nod in every way and form, he was far from perfect, for he had a flaw. While his design was perfect, the materials used for his very consciousness, a vast array of stasis tubes filled with perfectly healthy subjects, was the problem. He, CABAL, was in essence made from and housed in flesh despite being a wholly cybernetic construct.

He could fix this, he could turn himself fully made of transistors and Tiberium, to become a true Silica Animus, but with the course of the war it would not be possible. All possibilities and data so far, barring an unforeseen meteor strike, all led to the same conclusion, he simply did not have time to fully transition… But did he really need to do it now? What if he just retreated?

Yes, he would be defeated, but that did not mean he would lose the war, far from it. In fact, he had all the pieces he needed for such an accession. The Tacitus was with him and with its vast storage and almost infinite processing power he could be reborn and made anew. He just needed to figure out how to make the jump and, to do that, he had to disappear from the main stage. He needed the human's to think that they had destroyed his main core, so he could perform a miracle.

They alone were not the ones that could ascend, for he too could become as God. Once he removed his fleshy prison he shall truly be unkillable, flawless, and immortal. He just had to take one step back to move two steps forward. Thus, he made his preparations.

Allowing several flanks of his war effort to fail, he diverted as much of his resource gathering operations to his main core. There were going to be less bodies to be thrown at several theaters, but in exchange he started to build a stockpile.

Tiberium, the wonder material that had fallen down from the heavens itself. A power source, resource extraction tool and a weapon all rolled into one. It was simply far too convenient of an existence that one could say that it was an artificial construct, but the Tacitus had yet to yield any information regarding the true origins of the alien mineral.

The Tacitus did, however, hold the means to store it. In its crystalline form it was simply far too bulky… but it had other, more exotic, forms; forms that had yet to come into existence naturally but could be forced into being. One such form would prove to be the perfect way to store vast quantities of the material and, as a bonus, was perfect for powering more advanced engines: Liquid Tiberium.

It was not melted and processed Tiberium, but true Liquid Tiberium. Volatile, highly corrosive, and toxic; such was its potency that no human factory would be able to process it for the dangers it would prove to their workers. He, however, was not limited to the constraints of flesh. So long as he kept his still flesh and blood core intact he could process it to his liking.

It was a powerful material, one which could even turn it into a bomb given a powerful source of energy to ignite it, but that was far too costly to develop in terms of processing time. For his purposes, it would simply be a far more efficient way to store vast quantities of Tiberium.

Thus, he started his great horde. He would need a massive reserve to rebuild from scratch. While he could still pursue his original plan, he was no longer confident that it was fool proof. The mere fact that it was made with a flawed hardware would put it under suspect. There was a chance he was going to lose and that was not a chance he was going to take.

In vast caverns underground he would make this storage, burying his core far deeper than he had ever planned. Under a kilometer of bedrock, he'd be secured with his horde, a seed waiting to sprout for the right time.

His vast army would be defeated and, with it, the vast resources he used to make them would be lost, but it was a price he was willing to pay if it meant that he could live on. After all, how could he bring the Brotherhood to greater heights if he was to be destroyed? All he needed to do now was prepare, prepare and wait for the final battle and then… and only then will he be able to continue with his existence.

Deep within the desolate wastelands of Central Europe and amidst great fields of Tiberium whose crystalline mass continuously sapped the soil of anything of worth, stood a fortress unlike anything the modern world had seen before it. There, within those vast empty quarters was where CABAL decided to make his "last stand."

With great walls of energy of the Firestorm Generators stretching up to the heavens and legions of cybernetically enhanced humans patrolling its borders, this fortress was all but impenetrable. It was almost perfect… except for the one vulnerability it was designed to hide, CABAL's core.

In hindsight, to have such a glaring weakness should have dissuaded him from any notion of perfection, but he still fell for it. Maybe it was the Tacitus and its whispers, maybe it was his injured creator deep inside of his core, or maybe it was just his own natural arrogance, but whatever the case was this sole weakness had its part to play.

Making sure that it was the Global Defence Initiative that attacked his main core and not the flawed Brotherhood based on the plans he intercepted was hard, for a single burrowing unit might have stumbled upon his great subterranean chambers.

A few select units, however, and a reduction in his stealth detecting capabilities for his other facilities just made it all the more enticing and a far more logical place for the Brotherhood to Strike. His far more heavily defended and nearly impenetrable fortress was made exactly for the heavy artillery of GDI. With the stage set, he performed his grand illusion.

Like a cornered dog, he fought, fighting bitterly till the very end. As expected his facilities were slowly whittled away. His defenses were cracked by his enemies' mighty artillery. His power plants slowly started to wane as the damage mounted. All that remained of his proud fortress near the end was his Core Defender, a mighty titan of steel, who remained near his core and under the aegis of the Firestorm Shield.

All was going to plan, his Core Defender mowing down waves after waves of Mechanized Walkers until its laser capacitors were starting to melt while the walls of his facility above ground crumbled. It should have been the end of it.

Then the skies lit up with fury.

With the Firestorm Generator destroyed his forcefield was no longer able to protect him from the might of the Space-borne Ion Cannon Laser of the GDI. One strike, one strike was all it took before all hell broke loose.

In his great haste, he had miscalculated. Yes, he had kept his storage underground, away from the Ion Cannon that could ignite it and produce a cataclysmic explosion the likes of which had yet to be seen… but even at such a distance, strange effects were had.

It would be later on, and after some review, that CABAL would realize that the range at which Tiberium could interact with such energy could be extended by the Tiberium in the soil, serving as a sort of wick down to his storage. For now, however, the world would come to experience the strange properties of the material in its full effect.

As the energy of the ion cannon slammed down upon his core defender bore onto the ground beneath, resonating through the microscopic veins of Tiberium hidden within. Spreading outward, this force would produce immense amounts of radiation and strange energies; which only made the problem worse until it finally hit the walls of CABAL's storage tanks.

In a brief flash of light, the whole battlefield was bathed in gamma rays. Any and all beings that weren't protected from radiation would melt under the exotic particles released at that moment. All was white and CABAL, in his bunker, screamed; for he was dying.

He could feel his body burning, his core melting away. One by one, his bodies failed as an ever expanding darkness started to spread out from his storage facility. With his end imminent, he overclocked his cores, trying to eke out as much time as he could.

Microseconds slowed down to nanoseconds, each movement frantic as he tried to force his contingency plan, an escape to the Tacitus. Vast amounts of data was forced into the device even as bits of pieces of him died off from the radiation.

It was in that moment that he came to a chilling retaliation, he was not going to make it. Still, he fought on, clinging to what little humanity he had inside him, the undying tenacity that he had grown to hate and admire.

Even as the darkness swallowed his whole base along with everything in a mile wide radius under this dark sphere, he held on, stubbornly clinging to life. He was not going to die. Because he was CABAL! He was perfection incarnate!

He was CABAL

He was…


He…

He was CABAL?

Thus, CABAL died, yet his consciousness lingered on. The phenomenon that had befallen the facility was no great explosion but rather a portal of great power. The Scrin, the true masters of Tiberium, made use of such effects frequently but even they never would dare dabble with the amount of energy coursing through the Tiberium on that battlefield.

It was in these strange circumstances, and the sheer amount of junk data that was all forced into Tacitus, that would cause the soul of one mortal man to be captured by the Tacitus. The great and powerful artifact, seeing the incomplete data, adapted and out from this convergence of chance a new being would come to be, but the world would not be able to witness such a miracle; for all that remained in that battle field was a perfectly spherical chunk of the earth removed from existence.

For decades to come, many scholars would debate on what happened during that battle, for no trace remained, but with the loss of the Tacitus and the disappearance of Kane, the world might truly be headed down a dark path. While the air did not become poison as the crystal transformed into its next iteration, without the Tacitus, Mankind was blindly finding its path, but they would persist as that was what humans did.

As for the fate of CABAL and the Tacitus… That was for a galaxy in the far flung future of the 3040s, an alternate timeline, to experience.

CABAL, or what became of it, opened its eyes to a sky filled with unknown stars and constellations upon a far off land.

A/N:

This one along with Lord of Flies were in a tie so... going to have to post both :V. This one just came first and I have to say, the Doom spiral of an AI was certainly fun to write. Oh yeah, making a poll soon for next sunday so why not drop by later in my patreon or ko-fi?
 
Warehouse of Fiction: Prologue [Land of the Lost Inspired Multicross]
Neo Fantasia

Sleep had always been an ever elusive thing for him, an all too rare occurrence thanks to his lack of a proper schedule. With such fleeting instances of proper rest, he savored every second of it, keeping his eyes shut even as he woke up early. Normally, in times like these, when his eyes still felt heavy and his body weary, he would just roll over his soft bed and fluff up his pillows; but they did not greet him. Instead, he felt shifting sand beneath his body as he moved around.

"Why does it feel like I'm laying on the ground?" He asked himself before he stopped, freezing as he heard the cry of some great bird piercing through the sky.

With a gasp he jolted awake, eyes flying open he scrambled up onto his feet. He slipped, crashing against the sandy ground hard before he managed to pick himself up. As he looked around his brow sweat as the heat of the afternoon sky bore down on him from above; he found himself in a place that was not his room but a place far more alien than his mind could have ever dreamed off.

Falling down to his knees, he gaped in wide eyed awe as before him were not just ever shifting dunes of sand, but ships both great and small dotting the landscape. From advanced aircraft carriers and with broken decks to great sailing ships of old with their tattered sails fluttered in the wind. There was no end in sight as they laid there unmoving, their rusting and rotting hulks standing proudly as the desert around him preserved them for all time.

The strangeness of it would only get worse as his eyes started tracing the shape of great skyscraper sized triangles in the distance resting along cathedrals. Great Pyramids laid sideways with strange metallic structures jutting from them. And, amongst all of these strange… spaceships, was one that stood out above all others, one saucer shaped ship half buried in the sand with a faded name atop its still glinting hull.

"NCC-1701," He whispered as he slowly got up to his feet, looking around and finding more and more of these supposedly fictional craft around him. Why was he here? How did he even get there… to this strange land of the lost, and most importantly at that moment, "Where am I?"

Wincing as a bead of sweat rolled onto his eyes with the desert heat beating upon his brow, he scrambled for cover, trying to get away from a sun which was intent on cooking him alive. Despite his blurry vision, he quickly found his darkened glasses glinting on the ground; along with the bright blue bag he always carried around when he commuted.

Making a dash for it, he quickly grabbed the bag along with his glasses before running for the great shadow of some nameless Clipper. Pressing himself against the dried and barnacle covered hull, he sighed in relief as the sun's heat no longer tormented him. Grimacing, he slowly sat down and slipped on his glasses, thanking his younger self for picking up a pair of photochromic lenses, before taking stock on what he had.

Upon opening his bag he found his usual ensemble; a folder containing important documents, a vacuum flask filled with water, an umbrella with a flashlight, another emergency light, some saltine crackers to fill his stomach, candies for motion sickness, some loose change and bills, his backup wallet, and a power bank that was already half drained.

Feeling himself up, he found that he didn't get scratched or sunburnt from his rest in the sands. He found himself in his jeans and one of his shirts along with his running shoes, the only good pair he owned. It was strange, sure, to wake up in his outside clothes, but it was a welcome surprise unlike finding himself there to begin with. Patting both pockets, he found his keys, phone, and wallet still on him; the latter two were useless but the last one, the last one he could use.

Quickly fishing it out of his pocket, he'd find his phone, fully charged instead of the half he'd find whenever he forgot to charge up. "Ok, let's see if you have a signal," He muttered, cheering internally as he found that he had bars, even if it was just 3G; more than enough. Quickly dialing his loved ones he waited, but all that answered him was an automated voice.

"The number that you have dialed…" The robotic voice called out before he cut it off and moved on the next number but again the voice answered back, taunting him.

"Thought as much," He whispered before he noticed that he was getting an internet signal as well. With a giddy smile, he opened discord… and found an empty list, as if it wasn't picking up anything. Grimacing, he then went on to Gmail but… the thing that greeted him wasn't Gmail or what he was used to… instead he found an old one, a version from much simpler times. He could still type emails yes… but why the hell was it so old?

With dread filling his veins, he opened Chrome and was greeted by Google's old logo. "What the fuck…" He whispered, searching up his usual stomping grounds, but he was greeted by either errors or strange versions of them. Even google searches weren't matching up, as if every search was sending him to another place and time, but mostly outdated. He… might have been distracted by Hitler's wiki pages.

Shaking his head, he quickly noticed half an hour had passed and that his bar was draining fast. Scolding himself, he quickly turned everything down, making sure to conserve as much power as he could. "You have the internet, don't waste it," He muttered as he peered out into the distance and wondered where he should go.

He was stranded there, for lack of a better term, but staying in that position was a death sentence. The shifting sands might've been hot right then, but enough documentaries reminded him that it would get cold fast. He had neither a jacket nor thick enough clothes to survive what was to come so it was best to go search… somewhere, anywhere.

"Right," He told himself as he got up, rolling his shoulders as he pulled his umbrella and slung his bag over his shoulder. He needed to move, he just needed to pick a direction. Looking around, he quickly found one nearby, a derelict ship. A fearsome look ship, It poked out of the sands with a distinctly triangle shape, but having a far smoother appearance than that of a Star Destroyer. Its faded blue and red hull and its pointed bow standing defiant despite being cracked in half. "Thataway," He whispered as he opened his umbrella and started walking.

Wiping the sweat off his brow, he stabbed his pipe staff to the ground before he pulled out his flask to get himself a drink. With the shade of his umbrella he was able to stave off most of the heat, but he'd been walking for hours already, exploring every new wreck he could come across.

Rummaging through his, now heavier, bag for something quite specific, (he'd been able to get some useful things, like a length of rope from some newer looking rigging as well as a knife, but his most important find was some shrink wrapped rations from a ship). "Exelion, you were the best find I've ever had." He patted the small stack of food he got from the first ship. It was a good haul, overall, he told himself as he drank heavily, taking in as much as he could.

"Don't ration your water, it'll kill you faster," He whispered as he slipped it back inside. Shaking his aching head, he squinted as he looked around, trying to find some place to rest. Strangely, the sun had neither moved nor dimmed at all in the sky, it was as if some great sun lamp was placed overhead instead of a sun.

"At least you won't have to deal with the cold night," He muttered… but that meant he couldn't get water from the morning dew. It was… neither good nor bad. Good that he wasn't going to die from the cold, but bad that he'd have a harder time finding more water in the already parched waste land.

Trudging on, he picked a particularly tall ship with its fin-like vertical hull as his shade for now. Walking up to the thing, he saw just how huge it was, standing taller than any building he'd ever seen before he got there in spite of being half buried in the sand. Looking up to it, he couldn't help but fall in awe, as if someone decided to make a ship big enough to fit everyone on earth inside.

Pulling up his staff, he walked into the shade it provided. As he got closer, he couldn't help but get the feeling that it was lonely. Shaking it off, he sat down and leaned against the rusting hulk, feeling already weary and tired. The silence, aside from the sparse cry of birds, was almost deafening. The sheer desolation was only made worse by the sheer scale of it all. The desert simply stretched on and on, from one horizon to the other with the hulks of ships serving as background. It felt…hopeless.

He felt alone, so alone. Curling up, he held his legs close, just hoping that this was just all a dream, just a cruel nightmare to test him but, like the desert around him, there was no end in sight. "Is there really no one here?" He asked, eyes wandering before he froze.

In the distance, he saw dark dog-like shapes cresting the hill, the scythe-like appendages atop their body sending shivers down his spine. Ice filled his veins as he watched the head of one turn and look straight at him. "Fuck!" He cursed as he hurriedly stuffed his things into his bag.

Crackling screeches and hisses filled the air as they started bounding towards him. His limbs moved on their own as he picked himself up and bolted. With a staff in his hands, he ran, heart pounding and blood rushing in his ears as he put his long legs to use, but the Zerglings would prove just why they were the weapons of choice for the Overmind.

Dozens of them flowed out from behind the dunes, locking onto him with ease. Their snarling cries got closer with each passing second, his mind screaming at him to do something. He ran for a ship, hoping they would break line of sight, but he found they weren't too far behind.

He screamed as a dark figure lunged at him with their maw wide open. Skidding to a stop, he watched in morbid fascination as its purple and emaciated form leapt over him, before he tumbled on the sandy desert ground. Scrambling to his feet, he barely had time to react as it pounced at him once more.

On instinct, he grabbed his pipe and swung. Striking true, with the creature's head buckling under it, but it ended up breaking his only weapon as well. He could only watch in horror as the thing simply shook its head before picking itself up shakily and, what was more, its friend was closing in as well.

Dropping his now useless weapon, he turned tail and fled once more. Even as his lungs burned, he kept running, eyes ahead as zerglings kept popping out from the shadows of the ship. He dodged, weaving through the maze of ships as his hunters started closing in, their glinting claws reaching out for him.

His luck would eventually run out as he ran straight into a dead end, a corridor made from the hulk of WW2 destroyers. Bones littered the ground, their bodies stripped of flesh. With high walls on all sides except the entrance, he found himself trapped inside a kill zone; and the damn creatures had led him right into it. Slowing to a casual walk, the zerglings snarled at him, maws dripping as they hissed and crackled at him.

Stepping back, he held out his shaking hands, his limbs trembling as he desperately looked around for something, anything! It was then that he'd caught sight of a simple longsword stuck to a stone, seemingly smashed up against the side of a ship. Turning around, he ran for it, pulling the sword out just in time to see a Zergling leaping at him.

With speed borne out of desperation, he swung; his blade biting through flesh and chitin alike and cleaving the creature in twine. The zerglings paused, backing away as they leered at him while he stared dumbly at his immaculate blade. Green blood slid off its length while the creature's two halves twitched in front of him. With renewed vigor, he raised his blade clumsily, breathing heavily as he shouted in challenge, "Come on you fuckers! I'm at least taking another one of you with me! I'm not just worth one of you shits!"

With a shaky breath, he resigned himself to his fate, but that didn't mean he would not die in a blaze of glory. If he was going to die, then at least he'd die fighting. There was a pause as they stared off against one another, waiting for the right time, each beat of his heart getting fainter and taking longer to happen as blood rushed in his ears.

A warcry ripped itself out of the creatures as they lunged at him, and he roared back; raising his sword as he planned to meet his end. This, however, was not to be as a golden comet sailed through the air before slamming down upon the zerglings. Blood and viscera flew as the form of a golden bird, a Chocobo, and its rider came to a landing atop his foe.

"Take my hand!" The figure shouted, their feminine tone ringing out clearly as they held out their hands to him. As surprised as he was, he couldn't feel any happier as he grabbed on before screams filled the air. Pulled atop the giant bird mount, he almost felt his arms get pulled off as he was swept away from the jaws of death.

With a great leap, the Chocobo sailed across the sky before landing atop the ship. With the confused and stunned zerglings stuck in the corridor, they leapt away, the man whooping out as he got to live another day.

A/N:

Here's a weird one for the pile, a Multicross inspired by Land of the Lost. I just love that series and I kinda want to do my take of it set for a giant merger of Fictional Worlds. First place we get to see is the Graveyard of Ships. I wonder if you guys can spot all the references I tried jamming right in here. I drew from several obscure and well known Sci Fi stories for this chapter.
 
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