Missing an eye and an arm fucking sucks. It was your good arm too, but luckily for these situations the gods have invented security teams. Your old buddies from Containment have you covered while you do what you think of as 'wizard shit' despite yelling at anyone else that calls it that. Today, right now, you're still on street sweeping duty. Heavy-duty combat hammers smash through the spines of glassy dogs and oversized 'rats', and you crunch along behind in your heavy boots, opening up car doors and noting the location of statues. Some of them are inside buildings, and you have to do your whole
thing with the crude steel mirror you've hacked together, staring into their reflections. Some of the buildings are not home to hostile manifestations, and you mark them with spray paint; others are very much occupied, and they get a different color of spray paint.
"Area secured, Captain," one of 'em says to you, and you favor her with a winning smile that makes her melt. Ah, Hannah. You're gonna have to decide if you have free time to indulge in her later...Monroe had made a decent point that now might not be the time to indulge in your favorite hobby, that being sleeping your way through every woman in Threshold that will have you, but counterpoint, stress makes you more horny, not less.
"Good job," you tell her. "By my count we've got about seventeen on this street. Pass my compliments along to Doctor Moorbride and ask him to prepare his circle."
Hannah snaps a smart salute and rushes off. You don't wait; Moorbride is a professional, same as all of you, and by the time you've gathered your rescues he'll be ready to refract the lot of you out of here and back to safety. Damn lucky he developed that as a side effect, but then again, he
was the mind behind those teleporters that Threshold was spamming at every rich bastard who'd buy one, before Impact. All of them are nonfunctional now, and it warms your heart to know that a great deal of worthless people are starving to death in safe rooms they can't escape even now. You wonder if they have air down there. You hope they don't.
You approach a sedan, in which is a family of three; two women and a teenage boy in the back seat. Driver first, to minimize potential accidents. You place your only fucking hand on her forehead, and close your eyes.
There it is.
You drag a finger down an invisible seam in the front of the glass, and it opens up like a cocoon, releasing a gasping, refracted woman. She sobs in shock and relief, and you take a note of the changes; glass fringes her ears, replaces her nails, integrates itself into her body in place of a delightful but somewhat conservative outfit. Mm. Maybe she and her wife will want to thank you later. Wouldn't be the first time, and who are you to say no?
"What's happening?" she gasps.
"World ended," you tell her, with a shrug. "You're being rescued into the new world. Careful peeling yourself out of that thing - wait right over there, and when your family is free go down the street to where the nerd with the glass hair is making a circle."
"Will we be safe?"
"Yes," you promise, and you mean it. You know you're a terrible person. Your regrets should have died with the old world, but they didn't. But no one under your watch is going to die unless you die first.
You are [XXXX], the chooser of the living
* * * *
"Still don't trust you Threshold boys," you grumble.
And Karl says, "Good, don't. If you'll work with us that's good enough."
It's been you and three dozen members of the Guild of Construction and Electricians, plus twenty of those Threshold shit-kickers, for weeks now. The deal is pretty simple; free food, water, medicine, and protection in exchange for keeping the city's grid up, and to be frank that was an easy deal to take when the one-armed bitch who wouldn't stop staring at your wife's tits had brought your children home alive and well, if not...entirely unchanged. But now they're bringing intel that some kind of arsonist or, worse, some kind of manifestation of an arsonist, hit the border of east side and took down an entire strip. If that's not handled, the grid won't bear it forever. The trouble is, you're also not in infinite supplies. Telephone poles don't fucking build themselves.
"It's a bad patch," you grumble again. "We can't keep this up forever, soldier boy. What's the endgame here?"
Karl gives you a shrug, and an apologetic look. "I dunno. But it's not a secret, I just don't care personally. Ask Francesca, she's got charts and shit."
"Charts." You sigh. "We're gonna have to figure out parts of the grid to shut down. Places with no survivors."
"We're working on moving survivors. Just keep steady."
You are Brian Killbride, Guildmaster.
* * * *
"Really cannot believe the world blew up and people decided to be racist about it," you bitch, and also moan. Beside you, Shortcut puffs away on a cigar, and she shrugs at you. "Listen, I know you hate people but come on."
"I'm trying to come on, someone here won't ride me."
"Everlasting Lady, take me now," you say, rolling your eyes. "You come find me for a reason?"
"Sure did. Bears."
"...Bears?"
"Huge fucking nightmare bears."
"...I comprehend. Y'all usually avoid big predators, and I..."
"Am a very sexy career moron, yes."
You sigh, and start walking over to your gear. "You good for transportation?"
"You really just ask the bitch fused to her motorcycle that? Really Bob? Really? Fucking really?"
You are Bob. There are bears.