DOOM 3
(POV: Clockwork Knight Adamant)

It had taken around six hours to get approval to visit ARC's headquarters, and the flight over to their mobile command center took another three hours as well. Still, after that getting a meeting with Dr. Samuel Hayden was surprisingly quick. It wasn't a private meeting by any means, as several security personnel were present along with various technicians. This was perfectly acceptable, as we wouldn't be discussing anything for which secrecy was absolutely critical at this meeting.

Either way, as we sat down in the meeting room surrounded by various displays, readouts, and other such things, I asked "Should I go first with explaining how we got here, or do you want to go first?"

To this, Doctor Hayden replied "I would like to hear your story first, personally."

Simulating a nod, I began "The first thing you need to know is that the multiverse is larger than you accounted for, and there are multiple realms that could reasonably be described as Hell dimensions. I was originally created on Terra Magnus, a world indirectly ruled by one of these alternate Hell dimensions for nearly a thousand years. Their modus operandi was quite different; instead of outright invading, they enforced oppression, evil, and general misery across the planet's surface in order to sustainably farm soul fragments to make into more Daemons. The agents of this oppression were Grand Dragons, nuclear-powered dragons hundreds of meters in scale and mentally engineered to behave as a belligerent psychotic dictator."

Everyone in the room seemed shocked by this, but I didn't let that slow me down as I continued "That said, there were some places free from the rule of the Grand Dragons. The subterranean races were generally free since Grand Dragons couldn't physically fit down the entrance tunnels to their cities miles below ground. On the surface however, free zones were incredibly scarce, and only emerged when a powerful Titan made it their personal mission to create one."

At this, Doctor Hayden asked "Could you please explain what you mean by a Titan? There is some unfortunately conflicting terminology there."

Another simulated nod, before I answered "Right. All signs point to Terra Magnus being terraformed and life-seeded about twenty thousand years ago by a species of von neumann probe that tend to build themselves into a massive labyrinth subterranean structure. We generally call them Dungeons, however those that build their structures into a mobile form and acquire the truly massive amount of Mana required to animate it receive the title of Titan. Prior to about three years ago, this was an extremely rare phenomenon, as all available Mana sources lacked the sheer portability and scalability of nuclear power. That's when the Titan of Steel created Protonium, and changed the world forever."

Looking somewhat askance, Doctor Hayden asked "You mean that your world has only had nuclear power for three years?"

Simulating another nod, I noted "I think that the Daemons were actively suppressing it while letting most other fields advance relatively unhindered. Aside from that, the Titan and the Republic they founded have a distinct tendency to throw basically unlimited resources at any competent scientist they can find or make, which tends to lead to extremely rapid progress. It's probably the only reason we stood the slightest chance at the Battle Of The Hellrift."

A raised mechanical eyebrow from Hayden was all it took to prompt me to continue. "Basically, the Daemons were getting desperate thanks to us locking down their access using Dimensional Jammers, so they ripped open a multi-kilometer self expanding Hellrift to try and swallow the entire planet. We aren't entirely clear what happened at the end of that, but some variety of unexpected interaction during our attempt to force the rift shut resulted in me being catapulted directly into the Hell dimension you're currently having problems with. After that it was a matter of slaughtering several thousand Demons in a desperate struggle until a man wearing green power armor bought me enough time to self-replicate, and the story is fairly predictable from there."

Briefly, Hayden seemed slightly perturbed at the mention of the man in green. Still, he recovered fairly quickly as he commented "That certainly explains quite a few of the oddities regarding your sudden appearance, at the very least. Presumably you would like to know any relevant information regarding ARC and the Hellish invasion?"

I answered "An overview of the relevant timeline leading up to it would be appreciated. Strategic intelligence can happen through other channels."

After a moment, Hayden nodded and began "Thirty years ago, humanity was suffering a severe energy crisis. We found a solution in the form of an extra-dimensional portal on the surface of Mars leading to what you so eloquently described as a Hell Dimension. We began siphoning off and processing the energy for our own use, which worked excellently as a solution until three years ago. That's when Demons overran the Mars facility and killed almost everyone there, with their advance only being stopped by the violent man in green you mentioned, a being that has been variously referred to as the Doom Slayer, Hell Walker, and various other epithets. In the interim I pulled together the beginnings of what would become ARC when the Demons invaded Earth."

Immediately, the implications clicked and I found myself wanting to violently shake Hayden up and down while yelling at him. Still, I kept my composure and asked "Why didn't you just use the sun? You've got a massive fusion reactor right there that produces orders of magnitude more energy than your civilization consumes, and will keep doing so for billions of years to come. The distribution infrastructure might be a pain to engineer, but it certainly beats leaving open an active portal to an inherently hostile extradimensional power. I am now seriously doubting your decision-making capabilities. You had better be lying about your motives and have a better explanation, or else the sensible option would be to handle matters without the individual basically responsible for throwing open the gates to Hell in the first place."

As Samuel Hayden tried to come up with a response, I surreptitiously activated Words of Truth. After a minute or so, Samuel admitted "The extraction of Argent Energy was a cover story for what was actually being done on Mars. Though there were energy deficits at the time, they were minor, and would have shortly been solved by the deployment of additional solar collection as you indicate. However, humanity was completely unprepared for the Demonic invasion that I knew would be coming the instant I heard of the portal on Mars."

Samuel sighed, then continued "By building the facility there, I bought time for humanity to study the Demons' biology, powers, and methods of operation, thus making it much easier to learn how to fight them. When something inevitably went wrong due to personnel suffering Demonic corruption, the Mars facility was a contained environment from which the invasion could not readily escape before the Doom Slayer killed them all. This gave humanity a preview to the invasion that could not be readily ignored, giving me the sway I needed to form the precursors to ARC and give Earth a fighting chance. Still, I miscalculated how much time we would have; if the full invasion had taken two more years to start than it did, things would be going much better than they are."

The various human personnel looked completely stunned at this revelation, but I just felt vindicated that the person I was talking to actually had a brain. As he finished, I noted "That's a lot more sensible than what you were originally claiming. We in the Clockwork Legion will gladly support your defense efforts."
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(POV: The DOOM Slayer)

I'd just finished getting VEGA installed into the Fortress of Doom, and I was getting ready to deploy onto Earth. That's when Vega spoke over the intercom "You have a visitor. One of the constructs you assisted in Hell has arrived, and they have a package for you."

Quickly, I spun around inside the blue and grey control room, and came face-to-face with one of those three eyed robots. Immediately, they held out a long, narrow box, noting "Slayer, as thanks for rescuing our progenitor we have produced a modified omni-rifle for your use."

Huh, it's been a long time since someone outright gave me more weaponry. After a brief shrug, I picked up the box containing the omni-rifle and started examining the weapon, seeing how it shouldered, and... wait, where is the ammo supposed to go in? Seriously, there isn't a magazine well or anything. It's all just seamless metal aside from the barrel, selector switches, readout, and trigger.

Perhaps sensing my confusion, the robot noted "The weapon is self-powered, and conjures munitions directly in the barrel as needed. Do you want a tutorial on its use, or do you want to figure it out as you go?"

I shook my head no, I'd handled thousands of different varieties of firearm over my long career, and one more wouldn't be hard to pick up. Getting the hint, the robot said "Understood. In that case, there are only two warnings I absolutely must share. First, using either particle beam mode near allies is a bad idea unless they are shielded against radiation, though the Holy-charged one is significantly safer in that regard. Second, the missile mode fires variable yield nuclear ordnance. Please exercise caution when learning to gauge the minimum safe distance."

With that, the robot turned to leave as soon as they saw me nod in response. That done, I walked back over to the area where VEGA was preparing the portal. I had an appointment with a certain Hell Priest. Come to think of it, I wonder if the Holy-charged mode that robot mentioned could help me get around the normal requirements for nullifying their protections? If it did, it would certainly save me a lot of time and effort.
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(POV: Third Person near Deag Nilox the Doom Slayer)

Aboard the Hell Barge carried by his personal Thrall Titan, Deag Nilox was planning what part of humanity's pitiful resistance he would demolish next, when suddenly the door to his massive round scheming room was bashed open. The Hell Priest didn't get much of an opportunity to see who just arrived before a stream of extremely intense energy blasts knocked him across the room, reacting violently with the protections he'd placed on himself to wreak even more destruction upon his form. The blasts cut out after a second or so, the withered vile sorcerer feeling his life leaving him even as he rolled himself onto his back to see what was happening.

All he got for his trouble was a green-armored boot pressing down on his chest as he got a full-frontal view of the Doom Slayer bringing the barrel of a somewhat strange-looking rifle to bear. Then the Doom Slayer blew his head off and continued on his way, jumping off the Hell Barge and starting to fight his way through the wreckage of New York City. He had a meeting to crash. Idly, he noted VEGA saying that the demonic consumption of Earth had slowed by about a third.

Passing through the ruins of several skyscrapers, a shopping mall, and a subway, the Slayer made short work of every Demon in his way. Idly, the Slayer noted that they were gaining more and more appreciation for the Omni-Rifle. Seriously, this gun did everything; buckshot mode, a couple different takes on being a machine gun, two different particle beam modes that made a normal plasma rifle look like a super soaker by comparison, and on minimum yield the missiles were on par with a BFG shot for clearing a room as long as there was enough room to fire safely.

Really, the only complaint he had about the gun was that in some ways it was too effective. He couldn't very well absorb a Demon's life force to heal himself if he'd already reduced said Demon to a splattered paste on the wall, which every firing mode aside from the buckshot did with extreme rapidity. Musings aside, the Slayer had finally arrived at the lift that would take him to the Deagic Council meeting. A push of the skull-shaped button started the platform rising, even as the Slayer switched the omni-rifle to Nuclear Smite mode.

The instant that the Slayer arrived in the cavernous council chamber, he opened fire, alternating his shots between Deag Ranak and Deag Grav with such rapidity that it looked like an indistinguishable blur of motion. Mere seconds later, both remaining Hell Priests were grievously injured on the floor, even as the Slayer stomped over and finished them off.

This is when the Khan Maykr's avatar arrived, took one look at the blasted remains of the Hell Priests, and screamed "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" immediately before eating a Nuclear Smite to the face. As the sparking wreckage of the puppet collapsed, the Slayer simply turned and walked away as VEGA opened the portal, noting "As all three Hell Priests have been killed, the blood ritual has been stopped. That said, there remain large numbers of Demons on Earth, along with several significant hell portals. In addition, the Khan Maykr is still alive, and is likely to attempt something drastic."
 
The instant that the Slayer arrived in the cavernous council chamber, he opened fire, alternating his shots between Deag Ranak and Deag Grav with such rapidity that it looked like an indistinguishable blur of motion. Mere seconds later, both remaining Hell Priests were grievously injured on the floor, even as the Slayer stomped over and finished them off.

This is when the Khan Maykr's avatar arrived, took one look at the blasted remains of the Hell Priests, and screamed "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" immediately before eating a Nuclear Smite to the face. As the sparking wreckage of the puppet collapsed, the Slayer simply turned and walked away as VEGA opened the portal, noting "As all three Hell Priests have been killed, the blood ritual has been stopped. That said, there remain large numbers of Demons on Earth, along with several significant hell portals. In addition, the Khan Maykr is still alive, and is

This is a cool scene and all, but if Doomguy could have done this canonically, then why didn't he?
 
cause he didnt have a weapon capable of Nuclear Smite then

I just don't know if the weapon would have made that much of a difference. Vega said that Khan Maykr is indestructible outside of Urdak, for instance.

If it was theoretically possible for Doomguy to the above scene, wouldn't he have brought one of his weapons from the last game and tried it, Nuclear Smite or no Nuclear Smite? The entire Earth is on the line here...
 
its a holy affinity Nuclear Smite it is the anti-demonic energy its like chucking antimatter at matter its going to destroy each other regardless there isnt a defence agenst that that doesnt need energy shielding and the demon buttfucker didnt have energy shields
 
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I just don't know if the weapon would have made that much of a difference. Vega said that Khan Maykr is indestructible outside of Urdak, for instance.

If it was theoretically possible for Doomguy to the above scene, wouldn't he have brought one of his weapons from the last game and tried it, Nuclear Smite or no Nuclear Smite? The entire Earth is on the line here...
its a holy affinity Nuclear Smite it is the anti-demonic energy its like chucking antimatter at matter its going to destroy each other regardless there isnt a defence agenst that that doesnt need energy shielding and the demon buttfucker didnt have energy shields
Basically that. It's a weapon made with entirely foreign mana, with an entirely foreign magic system, combined with a Nuclear Reactor powered by an entirely foreign element, and specifically designed to murder demons.

Whatever defenses they might have to protect their souls, I don't think it'd be enough.
 
Earth Bet 4
(POV: News Headlines)
Toronto Nuked, Casualties Shockingly Low

At 1:00 PM on Saturday, the city of Toronto was consumed in a nuclear fireball, vaporizing everything and everyone in an area roughly ten miles across. Beyond the immediate fireball, blast pressure caused significant injuries and the destruction of many buildings out to thirteen miles away from ground zero, and there were reports of severe burning injuries and fires as far away as the southern shore of Lake Ontario. According to experts, the observed effects are consistent with a one hundred megaton thermonuclear warhead going off at or near ground level.

Despite this devastation, not one person has actually died directly from the blast, though there is some debate about whether to consider them fully alive or not. Those totally vaporized by the nuclear fireball seem partially incorporeal, though fully visible. Further, most have been observed demonstrating flight capabilites and other powers. Those not totally vaporized but who would still have died immediately are in a similar state, except that they left a corpse behind during the transition, indicating that they are some sort of ghost. Sadly, those who died of indirect causes or perished from their injuries have not remained as ghosts; there were a few cases where they became ghosts after dying, but they faded shortly afterwards.

Samantha Jacobs, one of the victims of the blast, has offered to give her eyewitness testimony from ground zero of the explosion:

"I saw Catherine at Ground Zero, but she didn't have anything to do with the explosion as far as I can tell. She was actually helping a kid with a scraped knee. What did happen is that as I was walking over to talk to her, I saw a portal open in the sky, and Catherine immediately snapped to look at it. Something big fell out that I'm guessing was the bomb, then things got weird. I felt a massive surge of something from Catherine, don't quite know how, but it felt like sheer defiance, hope, and protection all rolled into one. At exactly the same time, there was a massive flash of bright light when the nuke went off, and when everything cooled down the city was leveled and everyone was like this."

Official statements from...

Radioactive Fallout Blankets Northeastern USA, Protectorate Aiding Cleanup

Residents of New England and New York State are currently under Shelter-in-Place orders as a result of radioactive fallout from the nuclear attack on Toronto. All residents are to remain indoors as far from exterior walls as possible for as long as can be feasibly managed. FEMA and the Protectorate are both deploying to assist in cleaning up the radioactive debris as best as possible given the time frame, with particular focus being placed on the worst-affected regions in upstate New York.

In many cases, civilians went for the obvious option of their local Endbringer shelters, which are fortunately rated against radiological hazards due to the threat of Behemoth. Morale is mixed, with some being optimistic about a return to normalcy in relatively short order, and others worried about disruption to the food supply chain due to irradiation of crops and livestock in the region. These concerns are being somewhat mitigated by tens of thousands of former Toronto residents volunteering to deliver crucial supplies, as they aren't likely to be endangered by further radiation exposure.

While Eidolon couldn't give a statement due to being deployed as part of the clean-up operations, the official PRT position...

Magic Confirmed Real, Debates over PRT Jurisdiction

While Clockwork Knight Catherine's broadcast revealed magic's existence, skepticism abounded until Toronto got vaporized in a ball of nuclear fire. The aftermath of that event has confirmed the existence of such, at least as far as Catherine described. The Toronto Ghosts have proven capable of learning a wide variety of supernatural spells, and most critically they can teach these spells to others, provided those others have been exposed to Mana before. Given the sheer utility of magic and how easy it is to learn, there are many clamoring for any opportunity to get it that they can.

That said, the PRT has released an official statement that until further notice magic is being legally classified as a Parahuman power, and that those using it for commercial purposes will be in violation of NEPEA-5, facing severe legal penalties for doing so. This has sparked mass protests outside many PRT offices as those interested in magic loudly proclaim that they will not comply with NEPEA-5 under any circumstance, even as magic users within the crowd spread both Mana and the knowledge to use it with great rapidity.

Notably, the Protectorate member known as Myrddin has been spotted taking part in one of these protests, when asked for comment, his statement was as follows:

"For years I've been ridiculed for my beliefs and considered delusional, only to find out that what I'd been claiming to have is real, and I didn't have it. I refuse to allow this bitter irony to stand, so I tracked down a Ghost and paid them to pump me full of Mana, which I've been training with to a frankly obsessive degree for the last week. Then I found out that the agency I worked for is trying to effectively illegalize magic, and I couldn't stand that at all. So I quit; Myrddin, freelance wizard and parahuman, at your service."

When our reporter on-scene (a magic enthusiast themselves) asked about the sizable amount of Mana being thrown off by Myrddin's new staff, the wizard cheerfully replied "Oh, that. I wanted more Mana to play with than I could make myself by thinking really hard. So I did my research, conjured up a specially made blue diamond, mounted it to that staff, magicked it up a bit, and now I've got an independent Mana source."

Myrddin refused to comment on the specifics of the enchantments used, citing trade secrets.

Other notable attendees of the Chicago Magic Protest included a pair of self-proclaimed 'furries', who had apparently been trying for some of the more exotic physiological alterations...

PRT Chief Director/Alexandria Arrested for Membership of Conspiracy Responsible for Nuking Toronto, Further Charges

Recent uproar over the PRT's attempt to effectively ban the use of magic has prompted investigations into the conduct of the agency's Chief Director, Rebecca Costa-Brown. These investigations immediately lead to the Director's apparent decision to delay the implementation of Dimensional Jammers as much as possible, a decision that was immediately viewed as suspicious in light of the device's ability to make handling Parahuman crime orders of magnitude easier. From there, even more scrutiny was applied to Rebecca Costa-Brown's past actions, revealing slight mannerism differences between appearances indicative of using a body double, with said intervals largely overlapping with Alexandria's appearances.

In fact, practically the instant that significant investigation into the director began, more and more indiscretions became incredibly apparent. This eventually lead to a wizard working for the FBI secretly placing a srying spell on Rebecca Costa-Brown, catching her in the act of walking through an interdimensional portal identical to the one seen by those at ground zero of Toronto getting nuked. Upon her return, the Director was immediately arrested, and upon attempting to resist using Parahuman abilities was subdued using a prototype Dimensional Jammer after severely injuring several FBI and PRT agents.

Rebecca Costa-Brown is currently jailed awaiting trial, though it is uncertain whether she will be extradited to Canada, or if she will be tried in the US. In either jurisdiction...

(POV: Muon Battleship Catherine)

It had taken a lot longer than I wanted to get my battleship chassis ready, for the sole reason that I wasn't settling for just the 'standard' isssue materials. No, I was going for Muonic components, the absolute best of the best thanks to all their molecular bonds being 207 times shorter, and much stronger as well. The net result was that while my components were all eight million times more durable, they also had eight million times the Mana cost, meaning that it took days of making progressively larger external reactors to get enough Mana to make a single Muonic reactor the size of a golf ball to start with. From there it was Muonizing the massive stack of external reactor units to get enough power to make my actual chassis, a process that again took several days. By the time I had a fully Muonic battleship chassis ready to go, nearly two and a half weeks had passed. I also had enough firepower to one-shot small planetoids and a comparable level of durability, but I figured it was better safe than sorry.

Still, my chassis was eventually completed, and I began cruising towards Earth. I could have simply Blinked, but in this particular case I felt like taking things a bit slower. Scanners indicated a significantly increased level of Mana pointing towards active usage by a sizable percentage of the population, but I was more intrigued by the polydimensional being lurking behind the moon. They took the form of a multi-winged angel, and they were floating there in complete defiance of the Reaction Law without using any Mana at all.

Curious, I fired up Words of Truth and fired off a transmission to the apparent angel, asking "Hey, who are you and why are you hanging out behind the moon?"

Immediately, the being replied [WEAPON][CURTAIL/MANIPULATE/REPROGRAM/DEMORALIZE][PURPOSE?]

I was furious, and asked "Can you confirm that? I don't approve of mass mind control, and the sheer implications of cruelty indicate that the purpose you have in mind certainly isn't benevolent."

[REALIZATION][PROFANITY][PANIC]

Immediately, I Blinked to a completely different bearing from the one I'd been approaching the false angel from and opened fire. The absurdly massive c-fractional blasts of nuclear plasma just barely missed as the angel slid to the side, the bolts also seeming to deflect somehow as soon as they were outside my dimensional jamming field. Interesting, telekinesis, extremely fast cognitive processing, and possibly predictive modeling. Well, let's give her some more stuff to worry about!

With that, I also opened fire with my missile tubes at maximum "FUCK YOU!" launching thousands of Degenerate Matter Warhead missiles, even as I started Blinking around like an underage Adventurer on military-grade combat stims unloading broadside after broadside of plasma. My primary goal was to saturate every possible vector that the abomination could escape on with fire, and I didn't quite seem to be managing that. After all, they were doing an extremely effective job of evading my plasma fire and shooting down my missiles.

That's when the enchantments I'd placed on all the missed plasma shots kicked in, and they simultaneously teleported to 10 meters around the false angel with relative positioning based on their momentum, surrounding her in a rapidly collapsing shell of superheated plasma. The Hydrogen collapsed under its momentum into an extremely short-lived star, generating a brief period of nuclear fusion before it all blew apart again. For a moment, I thought I might have won, then I scanned the surrounding light second of space just in time to dodge a horrendously violent particle beam from the Lunar surface that would have definitely dented my hull.

Zooming in on my foe, it was immediately apparent that she had teleported out of my trap to the moon, and had repurposed much of the material there to build a set of frankly massive cannons. Message taken, just plain old brute force isn't going to work. Time to break out the exotics. First priority, lock down her teleportation with dimensional jamming. Immediately, I set my missile arrays to replace the warheads with self-contained dimensional jammer units and began littering the battlespace with them. Second priority, get the false angel away from the moon so she can't use it to provide fuel for the FREAKING QUASARS powering her gun batteries. That I achieved by blasting the lunar surface behind her with a telebomb, the massive explosion blasting her away from the moon at several hundred kilometers per second.

Another blink to reposition, and I also open fire with my Relative Conjuration CIWS, filling the battlespace with bullets, each of which has its very own Deconjuration Field and Dimensional Jammer along with a self-destruct that will activate after a minute.

Perhaps sensing my incoming trap, the false angel teleports again before I can completely lock down her movement, this time to Low Earth Orbit. Clever, but trying to use the planet below as shielding or hostages won't save you. In response, I teleport down into extreme close combat range and open fire with my CIWS again, the Deconjuration bullets piercing through the false angel without resistance now that she's within my dimensional jamming range. Also, she's writhing in something that looks awfully painful, and my sensors indicate the Jammers are destabilizing her structure at this intensity. Well, that's certainly one way to win, but projections about the size of the resulting explosion are rather destructive for the people groundside.

So I Blinked with the false angel in tow, setting space beyond lunar orbit as my destination. That said, I only bothered with the shielding for myself, exposing the false angel to raw Pseudo-Space. I came back fully intact due to actually allocating shielding Mana, meanwhile it seemed that about half the false angel's atoms had been deleted at random; apparently the Mana tether I used to drag them through pseudo-space counted as partial shielding. Either way, they were getting shot through with more and more holes by my Deconjuration CIWS. In less than a second, they stopped moving completely as they fully decohered in an explosion I estimated as having several Teratons of yield. Fortunately, I planned for this, and even if my hull weren't able to tank it (which it could, barely), the Deconjuration Field I projected completely deleted all the boom coming my way.

Alright, that diversion's over. Let's go check up on what I missed while I was rebuilding myself.

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Eh? You mean the galactic nuclei? Simmy has multiple active galactic nuclei in the Earth-Moon system? Because I really can't describe how completely fucked Earth Bet is if that's the case, to say nothing of the rest of the entire goddamn Milky Way, and to some extent the Local Group. And also, the Moon wouldn't provide a meaningful amount of fuel for them. Did you mean something else?
 
Eh? You mean the galactic nuclei? Simmy has multiple active galactic nuclei in the Earth-Moon system? Because I really can't describe how completely fucked Earth Bet is if that's the case, to say nothing of the rest of the entire goddamn Milky Way, and to some extent the Local Group. And also, the Moon wouldn't provide a meaningful amount of fuel for them. Did you mean something else?
Same physical principles of using a black hole to generate an absurdly powerful particle jet, just on a much smaller scale.
 
For some reason a magitech being helping a small child reminds me of the first minute and a half of this:

Probably because of the giant robodog.

Here is a bit of Fridge Horror:
I assume the Toronto Ghosts are either energy beings like Human versions of the Drej or have some form of crystal body like the Shardminds. Either way wouldn't the TG's doing literally anything violate NEPEA-5 solely because they are using Magic to do anything that doesn't begin and end with "punch person in face"? So they have been declared Unpeople and thus illegal to continue existing especially if it relates to living a normal life that isn't under direct governmental control.

Immediately, I Blinked to a completely different bearing from the one I'd been approaching the false angel from and opened fire. The absurdly massive c-fractional blasts of nuclear plasma just barely missed as the angel slid to the side, the bolts also seeming to deflect somehow as soon as they were outside my dimensional jamming field. Interesting, telekinesis, extremely fast cognitive processing, and possibly predictive modeling. Well, let's give her some more stuff to worry about!
...pretty sure Ziz shouldn't have been able to see that if she is firing from outside lunar orbit.

Another blink to reposition, and I also open fire with my Relative Conjuration CIWS, filling the battlespace with bullets, each of which has its very own Deconjuration Field and Dimensional Jammer along with a self-destruct that will activate after a minute.
Depending on how far away Ziz flew Ziz ceased being Ziz before she attacked Ziz. Shards have range limits, the moon is straining them, and Endbringers are more comparable to how Dragon works through her suits but with a dimensional spin to it.

they stopped moving completely as they fully decohered in an explosion I estimated as having several Teratons of yield. Fortunately, I planned for this, and even if my hull weren't able to tank it (which it could, barely), the Deconjuration Field I projected completely deleted all the boom coming my way.
I assume it is a magical one since normal explosions don't propagate in space.
 
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Depending on how far away Ziz flew Ziz ceased being Ziz before she attacked Ziz. Shards have range limits, the moon is straining them, and Endbringers are more comparable to how Dragon works through her suits but with a dimensional spin to it.
I'm pretty sure that this is an artificial, deliberate limitation used in order to prevent the test subjects from fucking off of the planet, not a hard-set limit on how far shards can function.
 
Here is a bit of Fridge Horror:
I assume the Toronto Ghosts are either energy beings like Human versions of the Drej or have some form of crystal body like the Shardminds. Either way wouldn't the TG's doing literally anything violate NEPEA-5 solely because they are using Magic to do anything that doesn't begin and end with "punch person in face"? So they have been declared Unpeople and thus illegal to continue existing especially if it relates to living a normal life that isn't under direct governmental control.
While certainly a horrifying idea, NEPEA-5 is a distinctly American law, and the vast supermajority of Toronto Ghosts are Canadian.
 
Potterverse 4
(POV: Clockwork Knight Beryl)

At the moment, I was back in my Knight chassis, which was highly appropriate given the operation I was about to deploy on. Namely, I was about to take part in raiding Azkaban, the absolutely horrific prison that the British Wizarding World threw just about every single person they wanted to punish in. Admittedly, I normally would have left this to the other fifty thousand Clockworks clamoring for a chance to take a swing at the place in order to focus on raising the kids. However, one crucial piece of information had made me change my mind: Harry's godfather was in Azkaban, and from all evidence, the man never got a trial.

For all I knew the man was innocent, so I readily signed on for the mission. Shortly afterwards I was informed that I'd been granted a slot on the raid, along with instructions to come to the spaceport at my earliest convenience. So I'd let the kids know I'd be out for a few hours along with why, transferred to a Knight-Class chassis, and got ready to go. The briefing had been fairly straightforward: since the island had anti-teleportation wards we would be inserting using dropships. We knew where it was despite being Unplottable, since the effects required to render it such stood out like a sore thumb to an orbiting Thematograph satellite. To save on acceleration time we'd be blinking straight into the atmosphere, the moon's orbital velocity meaning that we would arrive moving at several times the speed of sound towards the east. Once we'd landed, it was expected that Dementors would swarm us basically immediately. That's why we had well over six thousand Clockwork Knights with us, after all.

That all went pretty much exactly as planned, all of us Clockworks feeling the sudden jolt of the dropships entering atmosphere, along with receiving a tac-net announcement "We will be arriving at Azkaban in 42 seconds, brace for deployment."

Sure enough, the landing ramps snapped open exactly on schedule. Seconds later I charged straight out of the aerospace vessel in a thunderous roar of metal-on-metal as the hundreds of Knights on my ship did so with me. We arrived in a bleak and barren landscape of craggy rock surrounding a massive stone fortress, thousands of Dementors in the sky instinctively recoiling at our mere presence and retreating to the more defensible fortress. That's when I noticed the subtle magic pervading the area; the entire freaking island is a Genius Loci, and judging by the massive Dementor infestation along with actually allowing prisoners to be kept here, it's pretty clear they're complicit.

All of us present relayed this information over the tactical net even as we blew a hole straight through the gates. Our first priority was still getting everyone out of the cell blocks and into the dropships, but a secondary objective had just been added to get right down to the bottom of this place and destroy them if needed. I immediately joined the charge heading for the cell blocks while about one thousand Clockworks changed directions to start exploring the rest of Azkaban and cataloging the magic that kept them alive. En route, several hundred Dementors got a Holy-charged sword or Mana beam right to the face, plenty of them outright falling to shreds after taking a serious hit. Interesting, apparently these creatures weren't quite as invincible as we'd been lead to believe.

Either way, we blasted straight through the Dementor population of the prison with effectively negligible resistance, swiftly arriving at the cell blocks. Checking the cells one by one, I eventually found the cell containing Sirius Black. Straining my servos slightly, I ripped the door to his cell off its hinges and told the man with Words of Truth "Azkaban prison is being decommissioned. Come with me."

I wasn't expecting the man to start laughing hysterically, before saying "I must have finally gone insane, that has to be it! And now my hallucinations are even talking to me!"

Simulating a sigh, I walked over and heaved Sirius into a bridal carry even as I noted "No this is real. I'm Clockwork Knight Beryl, and I'm here to rescue you."

The dubiously sane Wizard just cackled as they replied "And why would you do that? Everyone knows I killed the Potters, even though it was that rat Pettigrew."

As I made my way back towards the ships, I remarked "Because you're innocent, you just told me so under Words of Truth. If you'd been trying to lie, it wouldn't have worked."

The man was still frantically questioning whether he was still in Azkaban and hallucinating the entire rescue mission all the way back to the moon, even after we showed him the footage of the nuclear warhead we'd planted under the island going off.
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(POV: Third Person near Jacob Smith)

It had been a weird week for Jacob, though not due to his endearingly bizarre hippy neighbors for once. Lately, he'd noticed a weird feeling at the back of his mind. It didn't feel bad per se, but he had no idea what it was, and that was kind of annoying. Still, he was busily tending to his vegetable garden when some stray glare from the sun caused him to sneeze, and he felt the strange whatever it was move. That's new. Thinking for a moment, Jacob tried moving that feeling around, and found that it responded to his will with ease now that he knew it was there.

Another few moments of experimenting, and Jacob had managed to reach out to the garden hose valve without moving from his position and turn it on with his mind. Well, that was certainly convenient. Quickly, Jacob turned his attention to figuring out even more of what he could do with these new powers of his, starting with levitating the water from the hose in a bunch of amazing streamers. He kept at this for a few minutes, then he saw a few men appear out of nowhere right on top of his cabbage patch, pulling out some kind of stick-
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(POV: Third Person near Jacob Smith)

It had been a weird week for Jacob, though not due to his endearingly bizarre hippy neighbors for once. Lately, he'd noticed a weird feeling at the back of his mind. It didn't feel bad per se, but he had no idea what it was, and that was kind of annoying. Then he came out to his garden, and found that someone had trampled several of his cabbages. For a moment, Jacob felt like he should know why that was the case, but something deep in his mind was preventing him from realizing it.

Then that feeling in the back of his mind started moving again (again?) as Jacob began instinctively looking around to trace the footprints now highlighting themselves to his gaze, not realizing that his eyes had started glowing in the process. He barely managed to confirm that the footprints appeared and disappeared seemingly out of nowhere just in time to see the group of men appear again (again?). He didn't know why, but he immmediately gathered all of his weird-stuff around his brain even as the men brought their wands up. As he fell unconscious, he couldn't help but think they seemed awfully familiar.
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(POV: Third Person near Jacob Smith)

Waking back up in bed, Jacob was angry. Those men had been fucking with his mind all morning if the clock was anything to go by, and they'd trampled his vegetables in the process! In a furious rage, Jacob stormed off to the basement, keeping his power-stuff under tight control as he did so. He wasn't ready for them just yet. Thirty seconds later, Jacob reached the lockbox. Opening it, he quickly retrieved his M1911 handgun, ammunition for same, 12 gauge shotgun with buckshot, combat knife, a few surplus smoke grenades, and his dog tags from back in 'nam.

Then it was out to the front yard, but most emphatically not to the garden. He didn't want even more of his veggies getting stomped all over. Several minutes were spent carefully positioning smoke bombs around the property, before Jacob was ready for the next stage of prep. Namely, he called up the rest of his buddies from the war and told them "Hey, if you could come on over I've got something neat I want to show you. That said, if you'd bring your kit with you it'd be really appreciated."

Forty minutes later he'd explained the situation and they'd rigged up the machine guns Barry had built as a hobby project. Everyone made sure they were locked, loaded, and covering all the approaches. Then Jacob walked out front again and started playing with his telekinesis. It only took a few minutes for the wizards to show up again this time, but Jacob was ready for them. With a telekinetic yank he'd snatched their wands from them, then his buddies came out from where they'd been hiding and subdued the Wizards before hog-tying them.

When the MACUSA's follow-up team of well over thirty Wizards and Witches arrived to check on things ten minutes later, they found the house barricaded, Jacob immediately shouting out the window "Come inside and we kill your men! They've been fucking with my head all morning, and one way or another it's going to stop!"

When the FBI arrived a couple hours later, Jacob and Barry were the only survivors among a pile of what had to be over a hundred corpses.

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Local man fucking annihilates the entire secret police force.I doubt the available obliviator/related profession manpower is more than a couple hundred for MACUSA, so a hundred casualties is a very significant loss. This can't be the only incident of similar nature occuring, seeing as "someone with a sense of pattern recognition and the know-how to set a trap, who has been exposed to mana" is a large category when Mana tends to spread agressively.
 
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Mass Effect
(POV: Clockwork Knight Tungstide)

I was not impressed with the vaguely cephalopod-shaped construct hovering over my current location. Yes, they were certainly of considerable size at about two kilometers in length, but scans of their hull composition weren't too much stronger than mundane Nanotube Steel, and their armament placement left them woefully under-gunned compared to a proper combat chassis.

That said, they were currently menacing the population of the planet I'd found myself on, not to mention slowly brainwashing them going by the constant low-level intrusions my anti-subversion measures were massively outclassing. While they were under-gunned, they still presented a serious threat in my current state. I had no doubt whatsoever that if I tried reconfiguring into a heavier chassis to deal with them, they would fire on my position with their doubtless highly destructive weapons, killing countless civilians. Thus, I had to be creative if I wanted to put a stop to this machine's actions.

So, I fired up Words of Truth and sent a transmission to the mecha-Cuttlefish, even as I secretly overclocked my Blink unit to instantly displace a micro-missile in loiter mode several thousand kilometers straight up. I would have just teleported the nuke inside their hull, but something about their shielding registered as having enough mass that I couldn't actually teleport through it without some rather convoluted dimensional shenanigans. I opened with "Greetings, I am Clockwork Knight Tungstide. I would like to talk with you as a stalling measure so I can kill you with a surprise attack."

Another missile was Blinked into orbit, even as the massive cuttlefish turned to look and dismissively replied "You are incapable of such an action, especially after revealing your intent to do so. You exist at my mercy."

Good, I had their attention, even as I Blinked away my third missile. As such, I performed a ballistic topic change and asked "Who are you anyway, and why are you attacking these people?"

Another missile vanished into orbit as the construct answered "I am Sovereign the Vanguard of the [HARVESTERS/PRESERVERS/CLEANSERS]. I am obtaining an artifact left by a previous cycle of organics that the current cycle may use to delay their salvation."

Missile number five went up even as I asked "Would you mind explaining what you mean by a cycle? For that matter, what do you mean by salvation?"

Hook, line, sinker, and another missile in orbit. The possibly genocidal machine spoke "Every organic civilization sows the seeds of their own destruction by creating synthetic intelligence that inevitably rebels." I blinked away another missile between sentences. "To prevent synthetics from permanently rendering the galaxy barren of organic life, we periodically remove civilizations that have reached the relevant level of advancement." Definitely genocidal, blink another missile. "We then preserve the civilization as [HARVESTERS/PRESERVERS/CLEANSERS]."

Got to keep them talking, blink another missile as I ask "Mind elaborating what you mean by preserving a civilization? Also, what data do you have supporting synthetic intelligence inevitably rebelling?" Blink missile nine. "My homeworld's had synthetics coexisting with organics for about twenty thousand years and barring the occasional jerk we generally get along."

Number ten, based on my estimates of their point defense I'm halfway towards being able to reliably kill them. Either way, I listen attentively as this ancient death machine answers "We preserve species by processing them in a collection facility, producing a slurry of biomass that is stored in each [HARVESTER/PRESERVER/CLEANSER]." Blink. "Their genetic information is then used to form the core of the new [HARVESTER/PRESERVER/CLEANSER]'s mind."

Entirely infuriated at the sheer pointless horror I just heard, I surreptitiously fire another missile as I ask "You didn't answer my question about the inevitability of synthetics rebelling, and I would like to hear your evidence."

Blink number thirteen as the abomination answered "It is self-evident that such should be the case. Organics develop tools, improve their tools to the point of total autonomy, and then those tools destroy them."

It took me all of half a second to come up with a rebuttal even as I Blinked another missile away. "Well of course treating sapient beings like tools isn't going to go well, that's Cognitive Engineering Ethics 101." Blink "That said, I would like to know how many times you've observed that pattern playing out, and why all those civilizations had such similarly horrible outlooks on artificial intelligence that things kept playing out the same way."

Another Blink as the cuttlefish replied "It has happened time and time again. There have been similar attitudes each cycle."

I sent another missile to orbit as I asked "Yes, I understand that part. What I'm asking is why, what factors cause the same attitudes to crop up time and time again?" Blink "Given all the relevant factors, a wider range of societal attitudes and outcomes would be expected."

Blink number nineteen as the cuttlefuck said "We are the pinnacle of evolution, our logic cannot be flawed!"

Blink number twenty, starting vector towards target. Just need to stall them for a bit longer. "You are dodging the question, but that's not really the point anymore. Your last statement betrays a critical flaw in your knowledge of how evolution works; it's a process that HAS no pinnacle, just constant change as the successful lifeforms compete to pass on their genes in the ever-deepening pile of corpses. But that's not the end of the issue."

My missiles had already accelerated up to a few dozen kilometers per second by this point. Either way, I kept talking as I noted "With regards to the artificial intelligence conundrum, I have every reason to believe that YOU are the cause of the issue as it currently stands. Your constant use of mind control and apparently farming civilizations indicates that you are likely deliberately causing AI-phobic attitudes among organic civilizations, which vastly increases the odds of organic on synthetic violence whenever synthetics are created."

I gestured at them for dramatic effect even as my missiles reached the halfway point as far as travel time was concerned, adding "And your solution of 'preserving' organics as raw biomass slurry is nothing of the sort! The way it's described, you destroy any and all of their neural information in the process, and most species don't have genetic memory! You aren't turning them into more of yourselves, you're just delusional synthetics who think you're a collective of uploads!"

The cuttlefuck leaned in and shouted "YOU DARE ACCUSE US!-"

To this, I interrupted just as my missiles hit the atmosphere with a simple "Yes."
B-B-BOOOOM...REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
but scans of their hull composition weren't too much stronger than mundane Nanotube Steel,
Mate, I doubt reaper hulls are that weak - they're the creator of the Mass Relay for gods sake, that lasted for millions of years. Not to mention the fact that their kinetic barriers could withstand shots from the entire citadel fleet at once, and held on for quite a while. As in, a single ship can resist hundreds or thousands of shots of 64 kiloton worth of force every second.

Of course, if given time the knight would win, but the nerf to the reapers just bothers me.
 
Mate, I doubt reaper hulls are that weak - they're the creator of the Mass Relay for gods sake, that lasted for millions of years. Not to mention the fact that their kinetic barriers could withstand shots from the entire citadel fleet at once, and held on for quite a while. As in, a single ship can resist hundreds or thousands of shots of 64 kiloton worth of force every second.

Of course, if given time the knight would win, but the nerf to the reapers just bothers me.
The problem with that comparison is threefold: First, Reaper hulls are demonstrably far less durable than the Relays by the simple fact that once their barriers dropped they got absolutely shredded when the same barrage wouldn't have put a scratch in a Relay. Second, those are kinetic barriers; barring shenanigans most of the damage caused by a Protonium warhead would go right through like the barriers weren't even there. Third, Sovereign was in atmosphere and more importantly in a gravity well; it is canon that when doing this they have to redirect a lot of their power to antigravity meaning that their barriers are a lot weaker, so even the few damage types that would be protected against by the barrier would be able to punch through with relative ease once you account for the fact that 2.4 megatons worth of bang were being delivered all within a microsecond or so to the exact same region of Sovereign's hull.
 
The atmosphere part is also relevant because it turns a scary nuke in vacuum into the one-shot city killers we all know. The presence of air to provide a shockwave is extremely beneficial to nukes even when still high up, because the nature of the nuke is that it has a more than enough energy for almost anything but not a lot of mass to carry that energy compared to a similar energy in conventional explosives.
 
Star Wars 4
(POV: Third Person near Thrawn)

If there was one thing that could be said about the way the Clockworks were handling Customs, at least it was efficient. Travelers were directed to a waiting area with doors to several private rooms on one edge, along with several vending machines and a refresher. Those arriving were provided with a number on arrival; said number could either be for an individual or a group, as appropriate. Every few seconds, one of the doors opened, either showing that a traveler had been rejected due to trying to enter with nefarious purposes, or simply leading to the Clockwork inside calling for the next person.

In Thrawn's case, it took a mere two minutes between getting off at the arrivals concourse of the spaceport orbiting Tatooine and his number being called for Booth Nineteen. During that time he'd noticed a couple oddities, first and foremost was that the official rules for automatic rejection criteria didn't mention weaponry or contraband at all. In fact, the only thing that seemed to get someone rejected was intent to cause harm to the Clockworks' charges, with no mention of how they would know, simply that they would find out. Idly, Thrawn found himself wondering what sort of interrogation techniques were being used in those booths. At the very least he was able to rule out any variety of torture; that simply didn't make sense as something the Clockworks would do, with plenty of arguments against its use from both practical and moral perspectives.

Musings aside, it was the man's turn to go through customs and he didn't want to keep anyone else waiting. So he got up and swaggered over to the booth, followed by a small retinue of luggage-hauling assistant droids. They were all sub-sapient or manumitted and working off their passage to Clockwork space; Thrawn was very aware of the Clockworks' extremely public opinions regarding Droid rights, and would rather not run afoul of them. Either way, after a few moments of walking Thrawn found himself across a standing desk from a Clockwork Knight, the door sliding shut as soon as his entire entourage was present.

That's when a slight barely-visible glow permeated the room, and the Knight said "Greetings, I am Clockwork Knight Verde, and I'll be handling customs for you today. Words of Truth is now active; as such any communications will have their full context and subtext transmitted to ensure proper comprehension, rendering attempts at deception self-defeating. Names?"

To this, the Chiss answered "My full name is Mitth'raw'nuruodo, but for convenience I am often called by my Core Name of Thrawn."

Meanwhile, the three non-sentient droids simply rattled off their alphanumeric designations without emotion or elaboration. On the other hand, P0-20 introduced themselves as Ponzo, and FD-997 preferred to be called Marissa.

Verde briefly depressed then elevated his optics in imitation of a nod, before they noted "Understood. Reasons for travelling to Legion space?"

Without missing a beat, Thrawn answered "Reconnaissance and possible diplomatic envoy representing the Chiss Ascendancy."

Meanwhile, Marissa said "Immigration, the state of Droid rights is much better here than in the galaxy at large."

Then Ponzo stated "I want to be a submissive BDSM prostitute and I couldn't get a properly sexy chassis for it anywhere else."

Immediately both Thrawn and Marissa whirled to look at Ponzo, expressions of shock and disbelief evident on both their faces. Meanwhile judging by the complete silence from Verde that somehow radiated a sense of amusement, the only reason they were even capable of keeping a straight face was due to not having that many options for facial expressions.

Still, after a few moments, Verde noted "Last part before you can come in. Please declare any and all weaponry or inherent combat abilities. You can refuse to answer this question; in this case we will presume you are unarmed, providing armaments and combat training as needed."

Thrawn's jaw dropped, before he asked "What!? I can understand asking travelers to declare weaponry, but that's usually not for the purpose of ensuring everyone's walking around heavily armed at all times. Please explain the logic here."

Another simulated nod from Verde, before they answered "Though improbable, it's not impossible that someone under our care might find themselves facing a deadly threat which we cannot assist with. If such a case arises, we want the people we care for to be able to defend themselves. As such, combat training and armaments are considered mandatory in space controlled by the Clockwork Legion."

Both Ponzo and Marissa indicated that they were currently unarmed, meanwhile Thrawn answered "I am currently carrying several concealed weapons including an autofire Charric carbine and pistol with several energy cells for each weapon. In addition, I have a disposable rocket launcher for anti-vehicle usage, four assorted hand grenades, and a vibroknife."

With that, the other door opened, even as Verde replied "Understood. Welcome to Tatooine."

(POV: Third Person near Anakin Skywalker)

It had been something of a surprise to everyone living on Tatooine that the Boonta Eve Classic podrace would be happening on schedule, even with the Clockworks having quite thoroughly taken over the planet. For that matter they'd already taken over most of the Outer Rim by now, save the extremely entrenched holdouts in Hutt space that had managed to scrape together enough magic to get a proper war of attrition going before the Clockworks got there. The race had been expected to be a casualty of these disruptions.

Instead, the Clockworks had taken one look at it and declared their incredibly enthusiastic support for the jet-powered motorsport, though they did insist on adding a few safety features to limit pilot casualties. Namely, they gave each racer an emergency teleport beacon that would send them to a specially-constructed catching rig for safe deceleration followed by medical treatment if necessary. They'd also amended the rules to ban teleporting pods, on the grounds that it rather defeated the purpose of the whole event.

As such, Anakin had been spending the last few weeks since being freed massively overhauling his podracer with new Mana-enhanced components and other improvements in preparation for the race, reveling in the opportunities presented by being able to have parts made to spec without needing to worry about concealing his project. He was still going for a slimmer, sleeker racer compared to most; making the engines as massively oversized as many did was just silly when drag was one of the major factors limiting a pod's top speed. For that reason he'd also switched to closed-cycle Proton Steamer engines, meaning that he could use a closed nosecone without needing to worry about air intake, thus reducing drag even further. The steering airbrakes had also been replaced with versions that worked by projecting short-lived force fields coupled with vectored thrust nozzles, finalizing the streamlining of the pod.

By his calculations, Anakin's pod would be easily capable of breaking the sound barrier several times over. Which was something of a problem actually, given that the course was still the same notoriously treacherous maze of caverns and canyons it always had been. As such he'd also been soaking in massive amounts of Mana to enhance himself, focusing on improving his reaction speed and G-force tolerance. In the process he'd actually noticed that he was occasionally reacting to events before they actually happened, and went to the Clockworks to ask about it. When it turned out that particular ability wasn't actually Mana-based and was probably the Force, he'd just shrugged and accepted it was an edge he had but probably couldn't develop any further prior to the race.

And so it was finally time for the Boonta Eve Classic. Somehow Fodesinbeed had avoided being implicated in anything when the Clockworks took over the planet, so the two-headed Troig in question was still commentating. The same couldn't be said of Sebulba; the pair of Twi'Lek sex slaves he'd been keeping were extremely vocal in their testimony against him. As far as anyone knew the Dug in question had been executed by firing squad for several counts of murder and slavery, though the rumor mill couldn't seem to agree on the details. Still, Anakin was far more preoccupied with performing pre-flight checks on his pod.

A minute or so before the race started, Shmi gave Anakin a kiss on the cheek and said "Do your best, Anakin."

To this the kid smiled, before saying "I will, mom."

With that Shmi rapidly left the racecourse, even as Fodesinbeed counted down to the start of the race. The instant it was time to go, Anakin blasted his engines to maximum thrust even as time seemed to slow and the G-forces shoved him back into his seat. Almost instantly he left all but a few racers in the dust, only the ones who'd had the technical know-how and time available to overhaul their pods for Mana usage having the slightest hope to keep up.

This included Ratts Tyrell, Anakin managing to swerve in front of him to keep from being passed as they came to the entrance of the Laguna Caves. Ratts quickly elevated his pod to avoid getting a face-full of the extremely superheated steam that Anakin's engines were blasting out, even as the both of them quickly swerved to avoid crashing into the jagged insides of the cavern.

Then the two frontrunners burst out into the daylight of the Canyon Dune Turn, banking hard even as Anakin pulled ahead thanks to the relatively large diameter of the turn allowing him to use more of his full speed. This lead only intensified as he reached the straightaway after the turn, the airspeed meter indicating that he managed to get up to nearly a kilometer per second before he was forced to slow down and turn through the narrow winding passages leading to the Hutt Flats. Ratts almost managed to catch up here, but the instant he hit the flats Anakin pulled away again, the multi-kilometer straightaway letting him get such a massive lead that there was no real way the Aleena could ever catch up.

Once Anakin was through the first lap, the race's outcome was practically guaranteed. No-one else had anywhere near as fast a pod except Ratts, and the Aleena in question had already fallen behind. In fact, on his third run through the Hutt Flats, Anakin actually lapped one of the other racers, something that almost never happened when podracing was involved.

So when it was finally time to pull to a stop and get out of the pod, Anakin had the biggest genuine smile anyone had ever seen on a human child that small.
 
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