I was preparing to leave already when my stomach decided it was a good moment to tell me that I was hungry.
By growling pretty loudly.
The sound stopped the big dinosaur in his tracks.
…
We just stared at each other for a moment.
Well… I could eat a little.
I began to collect Ki in my right hand, which made the big lizard wide its eyes and began to run away.
I just smirked.
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A few minutes later I was flying to the nearest city while eating a big piece of meat.
Hmmm, a little burned, maybe using Galick Gun was a little too much.
I couldn't help but smile at that, I still remember the first time I ate dinosaur meat cooked with Ki.
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"What do you meant you forget to bring food!?" Gold mom yelled at dad, who was looking both embarrassed and angry.
"Look, woman, it slipped my mind ok! I can simply fly to the house grab it so just wait here," dad said before preparing to fly away.
Just then, Gold mom grabbed his tail to stop him.
I remember to wince a little, having your tail being grabbed like that still hurt back then.
"And leave us here all alone while you go to Kame House? No way! This trip was your idea, to begin with!"
"And what I'm supposed to do them!"
"I don't know! You're the man, hunt for food or something!"
They just kept going at it.
I was sitting on a tree nearby waving my legs, simply waiting.
They will eventually tire out after a while so I wasn't very worried, Miss Bulma said that they actually like to fight with each other, then mom will become Blue mom and she will act all lovey dovey while dad just blushes.
I remember how they were so focused fighting, that they didn't notice the big triceratops that was running at us.
"Horsey!"
But I did.
They immediately stop fighting and looked at me, and them at were a was pointing, they both share a look before smirking.
Dad simply shoots a Ki wave while Gold mom pulls a machine gun from her hair and began to shoot too.
When they finished, the result was a half cooked dinosaur full of holes.
"Awww, he's sleeping now."
"Nah, he's food now!" Dad said with a smile.
"Oh."
"I'm not pulling out the bullets." Gold mom said in a deadpan tone.
Dad just sighed.
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"He he he."
Good memories.
I was just finished with my food, so now a had a huge dinosaur bone in my hand when I entered the city.
While looking for the market and a trash can big enough, I began to hear something. Down on the ground was a commotion.
It seems like some idiot was trying to rob a bank.
With a heavy sigh a descended on the other side of the bank looking at the crime through the window; luckily the people were too worried filming with their phones to pay attention to me.
Ugh, what an idiot, doesn't he knows what happens when you commit a crime in this hour? In the corner of my mind, I could already begin to feel two very familiar Ki signatures.
…Maybe I should leave, or maybe if I stop this fast enough they will stop.
[] Just leave.
[] Bitch slap the robber.
[] Bitch slap the robber with your bone.
[] *sigh* Just wait for your cousin and his girlfriend, maybe this time they will not embarrass themselves, and their families, and just about everybody present.
[] Write-in.