Ah, welcome, young demigod, to the wonderful world of modern mythology. Monsters, ancient curses, prophecies — the whole package. Perilous? Absolutely. But don't worry, your mortal parent is surely prepared to whisk you away to safety…
Oh, you live alone? That's… unfortunate.
Well, there's still hope — a satyr is closing in on your location as we speak, young half-blood.
Wait, you live in Alaska?
May the Fates be merciful and at least make it quick.
Or "Making the divine's get grey hairs"
Oh, you live alone? That's… unfortunate.
Well, there's still hope — a satyr is closing in on your location as we speak, young half-blood.
Wait, you live in Alaska?
May the Fates be merciful and at least make it quick.
Or "Making the divine's get grey hairs"