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DataPacRat
Truthseeker
- Location
- Niagara, Canada
*Chapter Eight: In-termission*
The squiddies weren't all that bad, once you got to know them.
Or so I assumed, at least. Now that I had the Three Amigos back, I was able to improve the translation dictionary a lot faster than I'd been managing on my own, to the point where the squiddies could write out full near-English sentences to ask for further definitions. (Their natural language turned out to be a combination of sign language and skin colour-changing, and I just lacked the anatomy for something so refined.)
Improving translations isn't an especially gripping storytelling trope, and I don't feel like trying to replicate too many of the particular sentences that I carved out, so I'll summarize a bit. As best as I could interpret, they were more libertarian than Hayek and Friedman, more individualist than Rand, capitalist enough to make a Ferengi weep, perfectly willing to buy and sell live bodies, and claimed the whole Ontario watershed as their territory. Since I was intelligent enough to be a person who could own things instead of a mere animal, I was eventually informed that I'd done some sort of wrong by putting a big metal thing on the lake. I tried countering that they'd failed to mark their borders or communicate the rule about the boat, and had deprived me of my property unjustly, and that I had every reason to retaliate by depriving /them/ of some of /their/ property in return - but I was willing to let them try to come up with a reason not to - and the whole matter was being bounced around a collection of (what I decided to interpret as for simplicity's sake) squiddie judges. (And remember, all of this communication is done in an extremely simplified version of English, written in a script that hadn't existed before twenty fifty, in neat block letters on wooden tablets.)
It turned out that I'd told them I owned Joe - or, at least, Joe's body - but after checking with him, and catching another rare glimpse of his almost-smile of amusement, we decided to let that erroneous impression stand for the moment. The reason for that was so that I could use announcing his manumission as another surprise to confound the squiddies' confidence in their predictions about me.
After some consultation with the Amigos, the feminine Clara volunteered to stick with Joe, both to keep him company and to make sure at least one version of Laura would be around regardless of what happened to me. I kept the more androgynous Boomer close to myself, and Alphie hung out at the edge of the dome, where an occasional squiddie would swim up, to see if /he/ could learn /their/ language.
After a day or so, the judges(?)' opinion seemed to filter back to the squiddies around the dome, and their consensus was passed on a wooden tablet inside. They offered me a double-sized plot of prime egg-laying territory; one plot as compensation for depriving me of my things (ie, Joe), and another plot to round up if I felt bad and as a sweetener to try to induce me not to seek retaliation against them.
I didn't immediately refuse, and it wasn't because I actually could lay eggs.
"It could be like stone money," I said to Joe. "From that island in the Pacific... 'Yep'?"
"'Yap'," Boomer corrected me.
"Yep, Yap," I agreed. "They didn't move the stones when they bought or sold them, but everyone knew who owned which ones, and they made a useful unit of account. One stone is so many chickens, or so much of a fine for accidentally cutting off someone's foot, or the like. Boomer, could you help me check my vocab for asking what an egg-laying plot can be exchanged for, what it can't be traded for, and whether it can be rented or sub-letted?"
Joe watched the carving with mild interest. "You're going to trade for the most useful things you can carry, and then head back to shore?"
I sat back, leaning against a block. "Actually... I'm seriously considering letting myself get tied up in the local economic system, where every-squiddie always owes at least a little to /some/-one else and always has at least a little owed to them."
"You want to become one?"
I shook my head. "Not in body, anyway - I've had a hard enough time just with the hoof, let alone dealing with tentacles. But they're close enough to being capitalist that, well, I can work with that. And, honestly, this dome we're in isn't that bad a place to be."
He imitated Spock quite well with a single raised eyebrow.
"Okay, bear with me. You've got your pools where the spirits can bring you back to life. If this version of you dies, all you lose are the memories since this you came out of a pool. But I'm the only me I've /got/. If you break a leg, you can make your way to a pool and walk back out, fully healed. I've got to take weeks to heal. I've run away from armed villagers, giant monsters, spies, bandits, toxic clouds. This dome here? It's the first place I've found that might be a place I could run /to/." I looked around. "Sure, it's a fixer-upper, but a splash of paint, a few curtains, maybe some bookshelves... as long as there aren't any deal-breakers in squiddie culture, and if those plots of egg-land are enough to pay for air, water, and food here... I'm very tempted."
"They buy and sell each other. That's not a deal-breaker?"
"You melt people, Dogtown is a military dictatorship, and Technoville keeps so many secrets I don't know /what/ their deal is. Compared to all that, and depending on the details, slavery doesn't really feel like an automatic disqualification. Boomer? Please remind me to ask about the details - how the squiddies turn each other, or themselves, into slaves. If anyone is a slave from birth, or can be enslaved by capture, that's going to be iffier than if they can just sell their own bodies to someone else if they choose to."
--
Boomer called out, "Miss Bunny? I have the economic report you asked for."
The AIs' help became a lot more efficient once I realized that I could let them command the tape-bots to carve messages, without me having to do all the work myself. My main worry was keeping them all powered, but the ambient light in the dome seemed to be enough to let my solar panels keep them from getting fully drained. As long as I didn't need to tase anyone, or force the Amigos to try to calculate pi to the last digit, it was as workable a hack as anything else I was managing.
"Alright, hit me," I agreed, as I headed over to Boomer's CPU, so I could see its badger avatar and any data it wanted to show me on its screen.
"The local trust verification architecture is extremely primitive, so all these conclusions must be taken as preliminary at best."
"In other words - they could be lying through their beaks."
"Or merely misinformed, yes. There are two levels to the economy. One is a standard capitalist economy, where things can be traded for other things, and a wealth can be measured in concrete terms such as 'trade one net for ten fish'. The other layer is harder to interpret, but involves debts and possessions that cannot be paid for with things from the first level. This layer seems to involve matters of life and death, reproduction, and criminal acts. No matter how many fish you have, you cannot trade them to buy a plot of egg-land. It seems possible to, in a sense, rent a plot, but the transfer of wealth is not seen as a true exchange, but merely an acknowledgement that the debt for its use is large and has not been paid off."
"Okay," I acknowledged aloud, as I thought about that. "Seems a little odd, but not incomprehensible."
"Actually, a number of human cultures have used similar systems, if not identical in detail. A standard example is the Tiv of central Nigeria, who had three layers-"
I cleared my throat. "I'd love to hear about that - a bit later. Focus on the squiddies for now, please?"
"As you wish. Slavery seems to be centred on the second layer, though slaves can be required to produce goods for the first layer. The most common form of slavery appears to be selling one's body in exchange for access to one of the relatively few egg-laying sites, although complications ensue in that the new owner can give the slave orders about how, where, and whether to reproduce, and in regards to the ownership of eggs, the value of hatchlings, and more. A standard plot varies in size depending on local conditions, and is however much area is required to lay sufficient eggs to have an even chance that at least one will survive to reproductive age. Simplifying a great deal, such a plot is of roughly the value of a life, such as to buy a slave or pay the fine for a murder."
I frowned. "And they've offered me /two/ plots - just for kidnapping me and Joe?"
"There appears to be some political influence involved. Reading between the lines, I think they are trying to butter you up so you will be nice to them, or not do very unpleasant things."
"Joe, do you know anything about this?"
He gave a slight shrug. "I had no idea they even existed. Sometimes people or animals go swimming in the lake and disappear. Maybe they drowned, or were eaten by a predator - I've never heard about any of them being taken alive and released."
"Which," I mused aloud, "might mean either that they haven't released anyone they've taken, or just that they don't take people. Do people in the Great Peace use /any/ metal?"
"We have no need for it."
"And you don't know a thing about who lives in Rochester. Any hints about anyone at all on that side of the lake?"
"Only that if anyone lives there, they are not part of the Great Peace."
"Which could mean that I'm the first technologically-oriented air-breather the squiddies have met. ... And I strongly implied that I own one of Mars's moons, so for all they know, I've got a few asteroids in orbit I can drop at will. Okay, I can see how they might want to try buttering me up a bit, and it could be that a couple of slave-equivalents is roughly equal to the low probability but high cost if I get annoyed enough to start dropping rocks. It may not be true, but there aren't too many other theories that fit the facts, it makes enough sense to work with." I wriggled around a bit, trying to find a more comfortable position - having the spine of a ferret didn't help much when the only furniture around had nothing but right angles. "Two life-equivalents, that I can farm out, kind of, for two squiddies' economic output. It may not be much in the grand scheme of things, but it's more than I had any claim to the other day. I wonder how much of a nest-egg I could put together with that?"
Boomer answered, "Depending on how long you are willing to wait, and whether the information we have received so far, that is sufficient seed capital to acquire control over an arbitrary amount of both layers of the local economy."
"Er?" I blinked at the screen. "Could you repeat that? Er, no - make that, could you explain that?"
Boomer's avatar nodded. "As I said, the local trust verification architecture is very primitive, generally involving manual exchanges of information. While this very simplicity prevents sophisticated network attacks, it also means that a number of less sophisticated economic programs can be implemented, using math that was developed in the decades leading to the Singularity. For an example you may be familiar with, it is possible to predict the broad outlines of a forthcoming economic bubble, maximize the returns from it, and get out before it collapses. Similar programs can be applied to smaller-scale economic fluctuations with controllable rates of risk."
"... And by an 'arbitrary amount' of the local economy, you mean..?"
"I estimate that in roughly fifteen years, you could own half of the local population as slaves, and acquire the other half in another five."
"... And just how many criminal acts would I have to do?"
"That estimate is based on remaining within the latest available revision of the professional standards of Canadian Institute of Chartered Accountants. If you wished to go outside those standards, and treat fines and penalties as a simple cost of doing business, then the time estimate drops from twenty years to five, not counting the time required to convince myself, or another AI, to act outside those standards."
"Does your math and economic program take into account the fact that people tend to overthrow a government rather than let themselves be taken over?"
"Yes," Boomer answered simply, then added, "The factors leading to such revolutions have been identified, and can be minimized. Again in terms you are likely to be familiar with, an important guideline is to keep food prices from rising so high that very many people see dying in a revolution as having near-equal value to dying of starvation. In general, the better off the citizenry is, and the more rights they enjoy without infringement, the more likely such an economic transition program is to succeed."
"Even if the transition is to one where they're all slaves?"
"Yes," Boomer repeated.
"So, let me get this straight. If I give one of you AIs the go-ahead, then in twenty years, I'd... own the whole species?"
"Assuming that there are no enclaves outside the Lake Ontario watershed, yes."
I was tempted to quip, 'What could you do in a week?', but settled for, "... I think I'm going to need to take at least five minutes to think about this."
--
I closed my eyes and thought about it.
I went over my guesses about how accurate the information the squiddies were feeding us was, and Boomer's extrapolations of it; and decided that until some inconsistency showed up, I'd have to rely on the AI's expertise on the matter.
I thought about the ethics of slavery. I went over my usual utilitarian arguments against it, such as that reducing peoples' economic output to just their bodies rather than their minds could hobbled a whole nation, to the degree that they'd lose a war against a near-identical nation that didn't do so; and that slaves who worked for the benefit of an owner rather than themselves had very little incentive to do a good job, or find better ways to do the job, or find entirely different jobs that provided better rewards; and that I didn't want to ever end up a slave myself, so it behooved me to not support any system in which that might happen. After thinking about it, and Boomer's comments about keeping slaves as well-off as possible, it seemed to me that it might be possible to avoid the utilitarian objections to enslaving the squiddies... at least, for as long as I was the one who owned them. I'd have to work out how to deal with inheritance very carefully, to avoid some less-thoughtful heir going Evil Overlord with the squiddies as minions, before I'd even consider doing anything of the sort.
I thought about what I was actually trying to do with my life. I could probably turn the dome into a secure hidey-hole that nobody else could find - heck, even /I/ didn't know exactly where it was. (And if the squiddies could build this dome, they could probably build something more comfortable, too.) With Boomer and Alphie having absorbed as much of the university library as I'd been able to stuff into them, I could likely spend a few decades happily ensconced there, doing little more than reading. And once I died, the technical issues might be a bit tricky, but I couldn't think of any inherent problem in getting them to cryopreserve me for later revival.
Which left me facing what was still the biggest threat to not just my own long-term survival, but the biggest threat to every other living thing: a lack of understanding about what had happened in November of twenty fifty, and what had happened to the cities during and since then. I didn't know what might trigger it to happen again - maybe just the three pocket-sized AIs that shared the dome with Joe and I were advanced enough to get the squiddies to pull their own Singularity. And I didn't know what had happened to all the people who'd disappeared in that month, whether they had continued to exist in any form, or whether they still continued to exist in any form. As long as this whole topic was so completely unexplored, then for all I knew, the only way of surviving was to head out to the next solar system as fast as possible... and it seemed that nobody on Earth could currently make it even as far as orbit.
With that in mind, then looked at from a certain point of view, putting as many resources as possible into solving that question could be the most ethical choice possible, in that doing so maximized the odds of avoiding a Singularity-based extinction event that didn't leave /any/ survivors.
The trouble with that was that seemed like it was an argument that explained too much. With that reasoning, /any/ action that reduced the odds of the extinction of sapience could be justified. Enslaving an entire species was just the start - the same reasoning could, in theory, be used to justify /exterminating/ the squiddies, if that action would reduce the odds of an x-risk event. (Such as, for example, if the squiddies were about to go Singularity without any other way to stop them.) I'd read enough arguments against "the end justifies the means" to be suspicious of such reasoning.
The trouble with /that/ was that just because I was suspicious of the reasoning didn't necessarily mean that it was /wrong/. I was a bunny of very little brain, who'd made all sorts of mistakes, and this was the sort of question that it was really, /really/ important to avoid making any mistakes on. Unfortunately, I didn't have a worldwide community of like-minded rationalists to try to work out the most appropriate result. I didn't even have a few close friends who'd take me seriously and offer constructive criticism. I had access to a few AIs derived from a program written shortly before the Singularity; Convoy, a post-Singularity AI who had his own ideas about how humanity should develop; Joe, who seemed to prefer a lifestyle that was either stone-age or animalist; Technoville, whose representatives had claimed to take me seriously but had black-bagged me and quite likely released poison gas to genocide myself and/or the Great Peace; and various odd individuals who seemed to be happy enough focusing on their day-to-day lives (and occasionally being nudged by /somebody/ to wear blue or green on certain days, among other nudges) instead of worrying about how many days they might have left. That didn't really add up to a community I'd trust to even save just my own life if I was cryopreserved again, let alone save /everyone/'s life.
I'd been wandering around the area for a while; and it didn't seem especially likely that if I kept wandering, I'd just happen to find a community who understood x-risks and could make decisions about dealing with them. (If for no other reason than I hadn't picked up any sign of such a group on my radio, or seen any other evidence anyone had both the ability and motivation to work on the problem worldwide.) If I really wanted to have people who could tell me when I was making a big mistake... then I might have to stop trying to /find/ them, and start trying to /make/ them.
--
"Boomer," I said as I opened my eyes. "Do the squiddies count as having a de facto country, here in the lake?"
The badger-faced AI nodded its avatar. "That much is undeniable. And guessing you are about to ask about de jure, as the Department of Foreign Affairs has not issued any statements in several decades, it is unlikely that any official rulings about whether or not their statehood is recognized will be issued in the near future."
"Alright. When you're in a foreign country, do you have to follow local laws, Canadian laws, both, neither, or what?"
"As of the latest version of the legal code, only a select few offenses are applied extra-territorially, and even those generally when there is no competent local authority to perform prosecutions in its own territory."
"So - when in Rome, follow Roman laws?"
"Essentially."
"Okay. I want you and Alphie to find out what the local financial regulations are, and to use those as the guidelines to stay within instead of Canadian accounting practices. Um... Alphie, do you mind staying, and for me to keep Boomer with me?"
"Hey, no problemo," the stallion-AI rumbled from over at the side of the dome.
"Right. If it's possible to stay in the squiddies' laws and end up owning all of them - I want you to do that. Alphie, I'd like to leave one or two tape-bots with you, so you can keep writing messages. Can you find out if there's a way to keep you and them charged, other than leaving my solar panel with you?"
"Can do," he agreed.
"Okay. One more thing. If I don't give any further orders, the general long-term principles I want my slaves to follow is to increase their competence and ability to do things; and to find ways to minimize the risks that sapience will go extinct. Is that specific and general enough to for you to keep things going for a while?"
"I can handle it."
"Just... try not to turn into a bad Star Trek villain-of-the-week computer-god, alright? If they have a revolution to take control of themselves again, go ahead and let them."
"Yeah, I think I can keep myself from pulling a Landru."
"Good. Oh - and thinking a bit further, if you've got options to increase the resources I own, under the local system, and can bring to bear on problems outside the lake, in the short term, then even if that makes a complete takeover take longer, that's a good option. It won't make much difference if I end up owning the whole shebang in twenty years if I'm dead in two weeks because I was short a nail."
"More like ten, with what you've told me so far, but I getcha. It sounds like you're planning on heading out soon. Anything you want me to try mail-ordering for you before you go?"
"Hm... that depends. How hard would it be to get to Lake Erie from here, minimizing exposure to the atmosphere?"
"That's a good question, I'll ask. Say, are you thinking of expanding the squiddies into the other Great Lakes?"
"I hadn't been, but it's an interesting thought. Why do you ask?"
"Well, it'll take at least a decade to buy and sell enough to buy all the squiddies in Lake Ontario. But if there's anywhere in the other lakes they can lay their eggs, then there's a couple of ways you can get a nail faster. Bring a few slaves in there, let them find the egg sites, claim them yourself. Then you can either just breed up a new batch of squiddies from scratch, or I can use the new egg-sites to leverage buying out the ones in Lake Ontario a lot faster."
"Hunh. I don't mind the idea of spreading intelligent life to places it hasn't been before... but I've got a different thought. Can we simply talk to whoever would be in charge here, about setting up a colonization effort with the cooperation of the squiddies, instead of doing it entirely with slaves I own?"
"If you want. Anything in particular you want to ask?"
"For one - why they haven't gone there already. Maybe they've got a good reason to stay in the lowest Great Lake."
"Or maybe they swam up to Niagara Falls a few times and decided it wasn't worth the effort."
"Well, we know where the canals are - or were - and where the streams leading to Lake Erie come closest to Lake Ontario. I'd feel a lot better about this whole thing if we actually gave the squiddies something they couldn't get on their own, instead of just took advantage of flaws in the way they do things."
The squiddies weren't all that bad, once you got to know them.
Or so I assumed, at least. Now that I had the Three Amigos back, I was able to improve the translation dictionary a lot faster than I'd been managing on my own, to the point where the squiddies could write out full near-English sentences to ask for further definitions. (Their natural language turned out to be a combination of sign language and skin colour-changing, and I just lacked the anatomy for something so refined.)
Improving translations isn't an especially gripping storytelling trope, and I don't feel like trying to replicate too many of the particular sentences that I carved out, so I'll summarize a bit. As best as I could interpret, they were more libertarian than Hayek and Friedman, more individualist than Rand, capitalist enough to make a Ferengi weep, perfectly willing to buy and sell live bodies, and claimed the whole Ontario watershed as their territory. Since I was intelligent enough to be a person who could own things instead of a mere animal, I was eventually informed that I'd done some sort of wrong by putting a big metal thing on the lake. I tried countering that they'd failed to mark their borders or communicate the rule about the boat, and had deprived me of my property unjustly, and that I had every reason to retaliate by depriving /them/ of some of /their/ property in return - but I was willing to let them try to come up with a reason not to - and the whole matter was being bounced around a collection of (what I decided to interpret as for simplicity's sake) squiddie judges. (And remember, all of this communication is done in an extremely simplified version of English, written in a script that hadn't existed before twenty fifty, in neat block letters on wooden tablets.)
It turned out that I'd told them I owned Joe - or, at least, Joe's body - but after checking with him, and catching another rare glimpse of his almost-smile of amusement, we decided to let that erroneous impression stand for the moment. The reason for that was so that I could use announcing his manumission as another surprise to confound the squiddies' confidence in their predictions about me.
After some consultation with the Amigos, the feminine Clara volunteered to stick with Joe, both to keep him company and to make sure at least one version of Laura would be around regardless of what happened to me. I kept the more androgynous Boomer close to myself, and Alphie hung out at the edge of the dome, where an occasional squiddie would swim up, to see if /he/ could learn /their/ language.
After a day or so, the judges(?)' opinion seemed to filter back to the squiddies around the dome, and their consensus was passed on a wooden tablet inside. They offered me a double-sized plot of prime egg-laying territory; one plot as compensation for depriving me of my things (ie, Joe), and another plot to round up if I felt bad and as a sweetener to try to induce me not to seek retaliation against them.
I didn't immediately refuse, and it wasn't because I actually could lay eggs.
"It could be like stone money," I said to Joe. "From that island in the Pacific... 'Yep'?"
"'Yap'," Boomer corrected me.
"Yep, Yap," I agreed. "They didn't move the stones when they bought or sold them, but everyone knew who owned which ones, and they made a useful unit of account. One stone is so many chickens, or so much of a fine for accidentally cutting off someone's foot, or the like. Boomer, could you help me check my vocab for asking what an egg-laying plot can be exchanged for, what it can't be traded for, and whether it can be rented or sub-letted?"
Joe watched the carving with mild interest. "You're going to trade for the most useful things you can carry, and then head back to shore?"
I sat back, leaning against a block. "Actually... I'm seriously considering letting myself get tied up in the local economic system, where every-squiddie always owes at least a little to /some/-one else and always has at least a little owed to them."
"You want to become one?"
I shook my head. "Not in body, anyway - I've had a hard enough time just with the hoof, let alone dealing with tentacles. But they're close enough to being capitalist that, well, I can work with that. And, honestly, this dome we're in isn't that bad a place to be."
He imitated Spock quite well with a single raised eyebrow.
"Okay, bear with me. You've got your pools where the spirits can bring you back to life. If this version of you dies, all you lose are the memories since this you came out of a pool. But I'm the only me I've /got/. If you break a leg, you can make your way to a pool and walk back out, fully healed. I've got to take weeks to heal. I've run away from armed villagers, giant monsters, spies, bandits, toxic clouds. This dome here? It's the first place I've found that might be a place I could run /to/." I looked around. "Sure, it's a fixer-upper, but a splash of paint, a few curtains, maybe some bookshelves... as long as there aren't any deal-breakers in squiddie culture, and if those plots of egg-land are enough to pay for air, water, and food here... I'm very tempted."
"They buy and sell each other. That's not a deal-breaker?"
"You melt people, Dogtown is a military dictatorship, and Technoville keeps so many secrets I don't know /what/ their deal is. Compared to all that, and depending on the details, slavery doesn't really feel like an automatic disqualification. Boomer? Please remind me to ask about the details - how the squiddies turn each other, or themselves, into slaves. If anyone is a slave from birth, or can be enslaved by capture, that's going to be iffier than if they can just sell their own bodies to someone else if they choose to."
--
Boomer called out, "Miss Bunny? I have the economic report you asked for."
The AIs' help became a lot more efficient once I realized that I could let them command the tape-bots to carve messages, without me having to do all the work myself. My main worry was keeping them all powered, but the ambient light in the dome seemed to be enough to let my solar panels keep them from getting fully drained. As long as I didn't need to tase anyone, or force the Amigos to try to calculate pi to the last digit, it was as workable a hack as anything else I was managing.
"Alright, hit me," I agreed, as I headed over to Boomer's CPU, so I could see its badger avatar and any data it wanted to show me on its screen.
"The local trust verification architecture is extremely primitive, so all these conclusions must be taken as preliminary at best."
"In other words - they could be lying through their beaks."
"Or merely misinformed, yes. There are two levels to the economy. One is a standard capitalist economy, where things can be traded for other things, and a wealth can be measured in concrete terms such as 'trade one net for ten fish'. The other layer is harder to interpret, but involves debts and possessions that cannot be paid for with things from the first level. This layer seems to involve matters of life and death, reproduction, and criminal acts. No matter how many fish you have, you cannot trade them to buy a plot of egg-land. It seems possible to, in a sense, rent a plot, but the transfer of wealth is not seen as a true exchange, but merely an acknowledgement that the debt for its use is large and has not been paid off."
"Okay," I acknowledged aloud, as I thought about that. "Seems a little odd, but not incomprehensible."
"Actually, a number of human cultures have used similar systems, if not identical in detail. A standard example is the Tiv of central Nigeria, who had three layers-"
I cleared my throat. "I'd love to hear about that - a bit later. Focus on the squiddies for now, please?"
"As you wish. Slavery seems to be centred on the second layer, though slaves can be required to produce goods for the first layer. The most common form of slavery appears to be selling one's body in exchange for access to one of the relatively few egg-laying sites, although complications ensue in that the new owner can give the slave orders about how, where, and whether to reproduce, and in regards to the ownership of eggs, the value of hatchlings, and more. A standard plot varies in size depending on local conditions, and is however much area is required to lay sufficient eggs to have an even chance that at least one will survive to reproductive age. Simplifying a great deal, such a plot is of roughly the value of a life, such as to buy a slave or pay the fine for a murder."
I frowned. "And they've offered me /two/ plots - just for kidnapping me and Joe?"
"There appears to be some political influence involved. Reading between the lines, I think they are trying to butter you up so you will be nice to them, or not do very unpleasant things."
"Joe, do you know anything about this?"
He gave a slight shrug. "I had no idea they even existed. Sometimes people or animals go swimming in the lake and disappear. Maybe they drowned, or were eaten by a predator - I've never heard about any of them being taken alive and released."
"Which," I mused aloud, "might mean either that they haven't released anyone they've taken, or just that they don't take people. Do people in the Great Peace use /any/ metal?"
"We have no need for it."
"And you don't know a thing about who lives in Rochester. Any hints about anyone at all on that side of the lake?"
"Only that if anyone lives there, they are not part of the Great Peace."
"Which could mean that I'm the first technologically-oriented air-breather the squiddies have met. ... And I strongly implied that I own one of Mars's moons, so for all they know, I've got a few asteroids in orbit I can drop at will. Okay, I can see how they might want to try buttering me up a bit, and it could be that a couple of slave-equivalents is roughly equal to the low probability but high cost if I get annoyed enough to start dropping rocks. It may not be true, but there aren't too many other theories that fit the facts, it makes enough sense to work with." I wriggled around a bit, trying to find a more comfortable position - having the spine of a ferret didn't help much when the only furniture around had nothing but right angles. "Two life-equivalents, that I can farm out, kind of, for two squiddies' economic output. It may not be much in the grand scheme of things, but it's more than I had any claim to the other day. I wonder how much of a nest-egg I could put together with that?"
Boomer answered, "Depending on how long you are willing to wait, and whether the information we have received so far, that is sufficient seed capital to acquire control over an arbitrary amount of both layers of the local economy."
"Er?" I blinked at the screen. "Could you repeat that? Er, no - make that, could you explain that?"
Boomer's avatar nodded. "As I said, the local trust verification architecture is very primitive, generally involving manual exchanges of information. While this very simplicity prevents sophisticated network attacks, it also means that a number of less sophisticated economic programs can be implemented, using math that was developed in the decades leading to the Singularity. For an example you may be familiar with, it is possible to predict the broad outlines of a forthcoming economic bubble, maximize the returns from it, and get out before it collapses. Similar programs can be applied to smaller-scale economic fluctuations with controllable rates of risk."
"... And by an 'arbitrary amount' of the local economy, you mean..?"
"I estimate that in roughly fifteen years, you could own half of the local population as slaves, and acquire the other half in another five."
"... And just how many criminal acts would I have to do?"
"That estimate is based on remaining within the latest available revision of the professional standards of Canadian Institute of Chartered Accountants. If you wished to go outside those standards, and treat fines and penalties as a simple cost of doing business, then the time estimate drops from twenty years to five, not counting the time required to convince myself, or another AI, to act outside those standards."
"Does your math and economic program take into account the fact that people tend to overthrow a government rather than let themselves be taken over?"
"Yes," Boomer answered simply, then added, "The factors leading to such revolutions have been identified, and can be minimized. Again in terms you are likely to be familiar with, an important guideline is to keep food prices from rising so high that very many people see dying in a revolution as having near-equal value to dying of starvation. In general, the better off the citizenry is, and the more rights they enjoy without infringement, the more likely such an economic transition program is to succeed."
"Even if the transition is to one where they're all slaves?"
"Yes," Boomer repeated.
"So, let me get this straight. If I give one of you AIs the go-ahead, then in twenty years, I'd... own the whole species?"
"Assuming that there are no enclaves outside the Lake Ontario watershed, yes."
I was tempted to quip, 'What could you do in a week?', but settled for, "... I think I'm going to need to take at least five minutes to think about this."
--
I closed my eyes and thought about it.
I went over my guesses about how accurate the information the squiddies were feeding us was, and Boomer's extrapolations of it; and decided that until some inconsistency showed up, I'd have to rely on the AI's expertise on the matter.
I thought about the ethics of slavery. I went over my usual utilitarian arguments against it, such as that reducing peoples' economic output to just their bodies rather than their minds could hobbled a whole nation, to the degree that they'd lose a war against a near-identical nation that didn't do so; and that slaves who worked for the benefit of an owner rather than themselves had very little incentive to do a good job, or find better ways to do the job, or find entirely different jobs that provided better rewards; and that I didn't want to ever end up a slave myself, so it behooved me to not support any system in which that might happen. After thinking about it, and Boomer's comments about keeping slaves as well-off as possible, it seemed to me that it might be possible to avoid the utilitarian objections to enslaving the squiddies... at least, for as long as I was the one who owned them. I'd have to work out how to deal with inheritance very carefully, to avoid some less-thoughtful heir going Evil Overlord with the squiddies as minions, before I'd even consider doing anything of the sort.
I thought about what I was actually trying to do with my life. I could probably turn the dome into a secure hidey-hole that nobody else could find - heck, even /I/ didn't know exactly where it was. (And if the squiddies could build this dome, they could probably build something more comfortable, too.) With Boomer and Alphie having absorbed as much of the university library as I'd been able to stuff into them, I could likely spend a few decades happily ensconced there, doing little more than reading. And once I died, the technical issues might be a bit tricky, but I couldn't think of any inherent problem in getting them to cryopreserve me for later revival.
Which left me facing what was still the biggest threat to not just my own long-term survival, but the biggest threat to every other living thing: a lack of understanding about what had happened in November of twenty fifty, and what had happened to the cities during and since then. I didn't know what might trigger it to happen again - maybe just the three pocket-sized AIs that shared the dome with Joe and I were advanced enough to get the squiddies to pull their own Singularity. And I didn't know what had happened to all the people who'd disappeared in that month, whether they had continued to exist in any form, or whether they still continued to exist in any form. As long as this whole topic was so completely unexplored, then for all I knew, the only way of surviving was to head out to the next solar system as fast as possible... and it seemed that nobody on Earth could currently make it even as far as orbit.
With that in mind, then looked at from a certain point of view, putting as many resources as possible into solving that question could be the most ethical choice possible, in that doing so maximized the odds of avoiding a Singularity-based extinction event that didn't leave /any/ survivors.
The trouble with that was that seemed like it was an argument that explained too much. With that reasoning, /any/ action that reduced the odds of the extinction of sapience could be justified. Enslaving an entire species was just the start - the same reasoning could, in theory, be used to justify /exterminating/ the squiddies, if that action would reduce the odds of an x-risk event. (Such as, for example, if the squiddies were about to go Singularity without any other way to stop them.) I'd read enough arguments against "the end justifies the means" to be suspicious of such reasoning.
The trouble with /that/ was that just because I was suspicious of the reasoning didn't necessarily mean that it was /wrong/. I was a bunny of very little brain, who'd made all sorts of mistakes, and this was the sort of question that it was really, /really/ important to avoid making any mistakes on. Unfortunately, I didn't have a worldwide community of like-minded rationalists to try to work out the most appropriate result. I didn't even have a few close friends who'd take me seriously and offer constructive criticism. I had access to a few AIs derived from a program written shortly before the Singularity; Convoy, a post-Singularity AI who had his own ideas about how humanity should develop; Joe, who seemed to prefer a lifestyle that was either stone-age or animalist; Technoville, whose representatives had claimed to take me seriously but had black-bagged me and quite likely released poison gas to genocide myself and/or the Great Peace; and various odd individuals who seemed to be happy enough focusing on their day-to-day lives (and occasionally being nudged by /somebody/ to wear blue or green on certain days, among other nudges) instead of worrying about how many days they might have left. That didn't really add up to a community I'd trust to even save just my own life if I was cryopreserved again, let alone save /everyone/'s life.
I'd been wandering around the area for a while; and it didn't seem especially likely that if I kept wandering, I'd just happen to find a community who understood x-risks and could make decisions about dealing with them. (If for no other reason than I hadn't picked up any sign of such a group on my radio, or seen any other evidence anyone had both the ability and motivation to work on the problem worldwide.) If I really wanted to have people who could tell me when I was making a big mistake... then I might have to stop trying to /find/ them, and start trying to /make/ them.
--
"Boomer," I said as I opened my eyes. "Do the squiddies count as having a de facto country, here in the lake?"
The badger-faced AI nodded its avatar. "That much is undeniable. And guessing you are about to ask about de jure, as the Department of Foreign Affairs has not issued any statements in several decades, it is unlikely that any official rulings about whether or not their statehood is recognized will be issued in the near future."
"Alright. When you're in a foreign country, do you have to follow local laws, Canadian laws, both, neither, or what?"
"As of the latest version of the legal code, only a select few offenses are applied extra-territorially, and even those generally when there is no competent local authority to perform prosecutions in its own territory."
"So - when in Rome, follow Roman laws?"
"Essentially."
"Okay. I want you and Alphie to find out what the local financial regulations are, and to use those as the guidelines to stay within instead of Canadian accounting practices. Um... Alphie, do you mind staying, and for me to keep Boomer with me?"
"Hey, no problemo," the stallion-AI rumbled from over at the side of the dome.
"Right. If it's possible to stay in the squiddies' laws and end up owning all of them - I want you to do that. Alphie, I'd like to leave one or two tape-bots with you, so you can keep writing messages. Can you find out if there's a way to keep you and them charged, other than leaving my solar panel with you?"
"Can do," he agreed.
"Okay. One more thing. If I don't give any further orders, the general long-term principles I want my slaves to follow is to increase their competence and ability to do things; and to find ways to minimize the risks that sapience will go extinct. Is that specific and general enough to for you to keep things going for a while?"
"I can handle it."
"Just... try not to turn into a bad Star Trek villain-of-the-week computer-god, alright? If they have a revolution to take control of themselves again, go ahead and let them."
"Yeah, I think I can keep myself from pulling a Landru."
"Good. Oh - and thinking a bit further, if you've got options to increase the resources I own, under the local system, and can bring to bear on problems outside the lake, in the short term, then even if that makes a complete takeover take longer, that's a good option. It won't make much difference if I end up owning the whole shebang in twenty years if I'm dead in two weeks because I was short a nail."
"More like ten, with what you've told me so far, but I getcha. It sounds like you're planning on heading out soon. Anything you want me to try mail-ordering for you before you go?"
"Hm... that depends. How hard would it be to get to Lake Erie from here, minimizing exposure to the atmosphere?"
"That's a good question, I'll ask. Say, are you thinking of expanding the squiddies into the other Great Lakes?"
"I hadn't been, but it's an interesting thought. Why do you ask?"
"Well, it'll take at least a decade to buy and sell enough to buy all the squiddies in Lake Ontario. But if there's anywhere in the other lakes they can lay their eggs, then there's a couple of ways you can get a nail faster. Bring a few slaves in there, let them find the egg sites, claim them yourself. Then you can either just breed up a new batch of squiddies from scratch, or I can use the new egg-sites to leverage buying out the ones in Lake Ontario a lot faster."
"Hunh. I don't mind the idea of spreading intelligent life to places it hasn't been before... but I've got a different thought. Can we simply talk to whoever would be in charge here, about setting up a colonization effort with the cooperation of the squiddies, instead of doing it entirely with slaves I own?"
"If you want. Anything in particular you want to ask?"
"For one - why they haven't gone there already. Maybe they've got a good reason to stay in the lowest Great Lake."
"Or maybe they swam up to Niagara Falls a few times and decided it wasn't worth the effort."
"Well, we know where the canals are - or were - and where the streams leading to Lake Erie come closest to Lake Ontario. I'd feel a lot better about this whole thing if we actually gave the squiddies something they couldn't get on their own, instead of just took advantage of flaws in the way they do things."