Running 1. Turtle Quest: Happy Fun Insanity

[Pandemonious Ivy]

I don't know what's going on, neither do y'all. I'll try to respond to questions in "character" as much as possible, so let's get flexible here.

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

Infinite arena, whatever your favorite color is: Test dummy directly in the center, the inverse color.

Surround them in a box of clouds.

The box is three units deep.

Everything that exists is fully interactive, aside from the narrative force somehow holding all of this together.

~=what happens next?

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

A turtle sails past.

Click to shrink...

Turtles exist.
Sailing exists.
Time exists.
Individuality exists.
Turtles are "turtles" (and thus inherently retroactively creates TMNT puns).

!=whatdoesitsailupon
@=whatdoesitsailwithin

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

~~(@@!@@)

[[][][][][][][]]
[]=[Ocean of Lava]

20. )=how=steelairship=floatationcapable
19. _

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

~~@@!@@
[[][][][][][][]]
[]=[Ocean of Lava]

20. )=how
19. _

Click to shrink...

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

~~(@@!@@)

[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]]


~~(@@!@@)

[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]]


~~(@@!@@)##
#############
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[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

...

 

[BungieONI]

Mad I say, Mad is Ivy.

Anyway. ~=what happens next? So the character ~ is a question of the undescribed future, asking for definition. !=whatdoesitsailupon, @=whatdoesitsailwithin. More questions. It is the turtle, or it = turtle. []=[Ocean of Lava]. So [] are a thing much like the turtle is a thing.

) is a how. A means. But it is also a thing, that being a flotation capable steel ship.

~~(@@!@@)

[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]]


~~(@@!@@)

[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]]


~~(@@!@@)##
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

Click to shrink...

...

Click to shrink...

Observe the #. The # be land my friends.

And thus.

~~ means two events have happened.

Hm.

The turtle climbs out and makes a nest, in which baby turtles appear.

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

~~(@@x@@)#it
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

TT

###########IT#
##########(]]][[[)
###########(]][[)#
~~(@@x@@)#][
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]


TTTTTT

##########ITititit
##########(]]][[[)
###########(]][[)#
~~(@@##@)##][
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

...

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

##########ITititit
##########(]]][[[)
###########(]][[)#
##(@@##@)##][
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

TTTT

xxxxxxxxxxx)TTTT(
##########ITititit
##########(]]][[[)
###########(]][[)#
##(#@##@)##][
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]


xxxxxxxxxxx)))TT(((
##########ITititit
##########(]]][[[)
###########(]][[)#
##(#@##@)##][
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

xxxxxxxxxxx)))))~(((((
##########ITititit
##########(]]][[[)
###########(]][[)#
##(#@##@)##][
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

xxxxxxxxxx)))))~(((((
#######)))))ITititit(((((
#######)))))(]]][[[)(((((
########)))))(]][[)(((((
##(#@##@))))))][(((((
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]


#######x(T)xxITitititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]


#######x(T)xITxitititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]


#######x(T)ITxxitititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

#######x)T(xxxitititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]


#######x(T)ITnxitititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]


#######x(T)xITnitititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

#######x(T)xITitnititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

TT

#######x(T)xxITitititxxxx
#######xxxxx(]]][[[)xxxx
########xxxxx(]][[)xxxx
##(#@##@)xxxx][xxxx
#############
#############
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[]&&&&&&&&&[]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]
[[][][][][][][][][][][][]]

...

 

[Pandemonious Ivy]

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