Don't know enough about the comics to figure out the dynamic between Dr. Robotnic and one of his daughters. So I hope there will be good info-dumps when the characters get together to talk.

Makes a nice drama series, dosen't it?

Please, keep on writing.
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch20
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

"Dad, can I have an allowance?" Pride be damned, I needed rings (actual money-type rings, not those magic bibbity-bobbity-bullshit rings that had brought me so much grief lately) and since apparently somebody who wasn't actually a full year old yet couldn't hold a job for some stupid reason (I mean, look at me! Do I look like a baby!?), I needed some other form of income.

"You blew through your budget already?"

"I get a budget?" I asked, tilting my head to one side in confusion. First I heard about it.

I mean, I knew Dad got a budget to work with, because he's a boy genius, but why would…

Ooooooooh…

I feel like such a dunce right now.

"Unlike you, nobody told me that I was getting a budget," I pointedly informed Dad through half-lidded eyes.

"Hold on, that can't be right. I've had a budget stipend since I was eight."

"I'm sorry, but I'm not waiting eight years to get rings to pay for parts and materials with."

"Look, there's obviously been some sort of mistake," Dad said placatingly. "I mean, even without a stipend, you should have at least gotten a serious payout from the bounty on actionable intelligence against Eggman."

"I haven't seen a ring of that either," I complained. Granted, I've had other things on my mind, so I can see how I could have lost track of what should have been a minor detail like this, but my first thought was to try to get a job (which is how I found out about the issue with my actual age vs. my apparent age).

"Okay, that's just not right. I'll make a few calls and see what's going on."

O o O o O​

Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik looked on sadly as Belle's heart broke all over again.

This local iteration of Belle was just as much of a treasure as any prior version he himself had made during the Mr. Tinker phases of previous cycles back on his hellhole of a homeworld.

They were too late to save his local self.

They were too late to save anybody

There was nothing left but shambling zombots, and even the flyers were too dimwitted to notice them high above, observing the postapocalyptic mess below.

Not even the Zeti were left uninfected, meaning the Metal Virus had mutated past their ability to control it.

Fitting vengeance for the brutes, perhaps, but not something that could soothe the counterpart of his precious Belle.

A burning fury over the indignity of it all built up into a towering rage, but he reined it in with the hard-won practice of experience. He had (somehow) retained his sanity through so many horrible cycles of serial calamities, he wasn't going to break down now.

Not when Belle needed him.

Hmmm… Serial…

As good a label as any for the hellhole version of Mobius that he had escaped.

Serial it was then.

With a sigh, he made sure that the local quantum signature was recorded and locked into the eggrider's memory, then he started calculations for the next transition.

"We're leaving."

"But…"

"We can't help them now, Belle. Maybe we'll find a solution someday, and if we do, come Hell or high water, I'll come back and save them all if it is at all possible. But we can't do it here. I need uncontaminated food, and your batteries will eventually run dry without a properly maintained recharge system available, so we're leaving."

"Where will we go?"

"To another Mobius, my dear Belle. One as far away from either of ours as my Eggrider can take us."

O o O o O​

"That's a lot of qualtoos," I whistled as I looked at my bank account.

The bank account that literally nobody had thought to tell me I even had.

To be fair, I hadn't thought to ask either, but that's because I hadn't opened it myself.

"What's a quatloo?" Dad asked.

Oh, right, that's a reference only the outsider part of me would get. Star Trek wasn't a thing here. They didn't have Star Wars either.

Oddly, they did have Galaxy Quest. The TV show and movie series, not the movie the outsider remembered. Spin offs and sequels were still being made over in the United Federation. It was interesting, but I was only able to catch a few episodes and the third movie so far, as it was an import show over here.

And taking out Eggman bases tended to also take out our local television infrastructure.

Say what you will about Bad Dad, he apparently had no problem with providing free television services and Eggnet access for everybody. It was just bread and circuses, of course. A way to appease the masses and keep the Resistance to a manageably small size. But it had been there.

And now it wasn't.

"Roulette?"

"What?"

"You looked like you were lost in thought again."

"Oh. It's nothing, Dad. Just so many projects that I can do now. It's a bit distracting."

"Believe me, I understand."

He would, wouldn't he?

"Wanna help me see if a certain plot of land outside of town is available?"

O o O o O​

Dr. Robotnik grinned as the E-91 he had transferred the stealth-capable personality core from the other badnik into came online.

"Good morning and welcome to your new role as an E-91! Go practice your new move set in the training room past that door, and then report back to me once you're familiar with your new body. I have an important mission for you."

The vaguely cat-like badnik stylized like a Mobian ninja bowed and promptly obeyed his commands, as expected. He'd be sending her off soon enough, but first he'd go over the mission parameters that he was going to be issuing once again.

Better to avoid unfortunate misinterpretations after all, and his potential new protégé was far more valuable than any mere badnik at this point.

Still, there was no reason to waste a resource, so he'd make sure that the E-91 knew to avoid trouble when it could. The poor thing still had to adjust to its new body after all. Not to mention the new ring-based power core. If that worked, then she'd be able to recharge herself in the field simply by finding and absorbing the same rings she used to power her stealth effect!

Not to mention all his other new projects!

So many things to check on and so little time to do so…

He'd persevere.

He was Dr. Julian Ivo Robotnik, the Eggman, and he'd rocket straight to the top before anyone could even think to stand in his way!

His current situation was just another setback, nothing more.
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch21

ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

"So, Grampa just moved Pachinko to your Central City workshop?" I asked Dad as we headed towards the big city ourselves. Him by low level flying via the tails he got his main nickname from and me by thrust-skating.

We probably could have driven over, as Dad does have a car that is technically street legal, but he mainly uses it for racing, and it's honestly faster for both of us to just stay off the roads for distances as short as the trip from Emerald town to Central City.

Plus, it was easier for both of us to avoid unintended contact with floating rings this way.

Oh yeah, Ring Reaction Type was being discussed as an emergency new driver's license category that may become permanent if those rings become a permanent thing.

Which, given my extreme reaction to absorbing them, means that I may never be legally allowed to drive on public roads despite knowing how to drive. Not that my reaction would make the vehicle I was driving suddenly go faster or anything, but absorbing a whole row of rings that I couldn't safely dodge might cause me to inadvertently destroy the vehicle from the inside.

Eh, I liked thrust-skating more anyway.

Ack! I missed what Dad was saying!

"Um…"

"You totally missed my answer, didn't you?" Dad teased lightly.

"Yeah, sorry."

"It's okay, I get lost in thought from time to time too."

"Not while you're talking with someone though," I point out in frustration. I didn't even know where it was coming from, because none of the component parts of my amalgamated mind had this problem!

Or at least not to this level…

"Still there?"

"Oh… Oh! I was doing it again, wasn't I?"

"Yeah. You may have to work on that a bit. It's not something we can exactly see a specialist about these days."

Yeah, tell me about it. While the bare bones of civil authority and infrastructure was still there in Resistance territory, a lot of services and private practices were now either severely depleted or outright gone since the Eggman Wars started…

And I was doing it again.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

O o O o O​

"Hmmm…" Dr. Robotnik reviewed the recording of the paces the new E-91 had put herself through in the test chamber. "Combat abilities are a bit low for your new type, but that should get better with training. Which can be done later. You should be capable enough for the parameters of the mission. Stealth rating is high, as expected. Your name shall be Kossori. It means sneak or stealth."

"Thank you, Doctor," the newly named Kossori bowed, greatly pleased at her new name (even if she was still unsure about having been transferred into a gendered chassis - her only previous chassis had lacked a gender and she had never thought about such matters before).

"Now we'll go over the mission briefing together. Don't expect me to do this very often. You're new to being an E-91 and there may still be an adjustment period as you settle into the role."

"Of course, Doctor," Kossori nodded her understanding. Her purpose had changed, and her creator wanted her to succeed in her assigned mission. In the future, she would be expected to have a better understanding of what was expected of her without having to take up so much of her creator's valuable time.

"Good. Now your mission is…"

O o O o O​

"Anyway, here's the secure vault Dad put Pachinko in," Tails said as Roulette hurried past him and started going over the framework she had already built. Inspecting in for damage, intentional or otherwise, no doubt. Not that she'd find any, as his mother had refused to go near it and his father had apparently taken care when packing it for the trip to this workshop.

"Good, good…" Roulette muttered as she went over every inch of the framework. It was kinda cute, really. Almost reminded him of Cream with a new connecting brick set (which reminded him - there was a new Galaxy Quest set coming out soon that had new minifigs). "Nothing damaged, missing or out of place, so no progress lost…"

"So, what's she for?" Tails asked. "Dad said something about possibly fighting Metals?"

"If she has to," Roulette nodded, "But Pachinko is primarily going to be an assistant and maybe a bodyguard. We'll see how things develop from there. Bad Dad's usual mistake is that he rarely takes the time to let the advanced personality cores grow into themselves, assuming that they'll progress the same way as the simpler designs, only faster. It doesn't help matters that there are quirks involved in automating the production of personality cores that mean that occasionally performance variances creep in and a line will spontaneously produce either a dud or an advanced personality core when it's supposed to just be making a certain type."

"What?"

"Bad Dad's a bit too impatient and doesn't usually take the time to quality check his production machines."

"That's not what I meant!"

"Oh?"

"You're talking about personality cores! Don't you mean CPU's? Badnik's aren't people!"

Roulette just looked at him and tilted her head to the side.

"Um, Dad? There's something I really need to explain about Bad Dad's design philosophy, and one of the many many reasons he's so angry all the time…"

O o O o O​

Kossori examined her new feelings as she made her way towards the port of Station Square (where she would be sneaking aboard a vessel traveling towards GUN controlled territories). She still had a purpose, which was good even if it was a different purpose than before. But now she would be able to see more of the world as she carried out that purpose.

It was…

Nice.

The Doctor was a benevolent man.

Sure, he was a little heavy on the tough love at times.

A lot of the time in fact.

But it was only because his time was so valuable!

Which was why gaining information on the potential protégé was so important! The protégé would be able to be of much greater assistance to the Doctor if he could successfully recruit her! And to do that, he first had to know more about her!

Kossori felt very loved and honored to be trusted with such an important mission!

She would not fail!

She would not allow it!

O o O o O​

E-91 Kunoichi felt trepidation as she made her way to the Doctor's newest base of operations.

The facility she had been stationed at had fallen to GUN soldiers, and though she had not been among the assigned defenders, she still felt the bitter taste of utter failure for having allowed it to fall.

And on top of it all, she was returning to him in a damaged state, thus wasting the Doctor's invaluable time whether he chose to repair her or dispose of her.

She had failed her creator…

And that hurt so much more than the battle damage that had been inflicted upon her…

O o O o O​

"Hmmm… No sign of civilization at all, but plenty of plants and animals," Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik observed as he and Belle stretched out after the long trip in the eggrider. "Not ideal, but a good place to stock up before trying to find a Mobius that actually has infrastructure we can work with."

"I guess…" Belle just shuffled her feet and kicked a pebble lightly. It was obvious that she was still very sad.

Dr. Robotnik knelt down and placed a hand on his counterpart's daughter. "Why don't you tell me about your father, Belle? It will help in the grieving process. Trust me, I know."

"Okay," the little wooden badnik hesitantly agreed. "I first came online in a barn, with my father smiling down on me…"
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch22
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

Belle lost herself in thought as she put some finishing touches on the small cabin she and the Doctor were building in the woods near a mountain lake. The spot they had decided on was both nice and scenic as well as reasonably near several natural resources that were untapped on this apparently uninhabited version of Mobius.

There just weren't any people, whether human, Mobian, or otherwise.

Not that they were going to stay much longer than it took to gather supplies and allow the eggrider to recharge, but the Doctor had pointed out that they might not find a Mobius suited for their purposes right away even this far separated from their home continuities, so it was prudent to set up at least a small base of operations just in case.

And, gosh darn it, if they were going to build a base, even a small one, then Belle was determined to do the job properly and make it a home! The Doctor had promised to help her homeworld, her father, if he could, so this base was going to be a home should he ever feel the need to use it beyond their initial stay.

Even if, in the end, it turned out that nothing could be done to help her Mobius at all, at least he was going to try.

To be honest, she had a hard time seeing her father's analogue counterpart (and wasn't that just the brick around the slice of lemon to come to terms with?) as a villain. He was so kind to her. So patient. So understanding.

And way too gosh darn hard on himself for failing to save her homeworld! And for finally admitting defeat and choosing to escape his!

Yes, what had happened back home was all kinds of horrible. She had been hard pressed to even imagine a more horrible fate to befall any world.

And then the Doctor had started telling her about his life on Serial and she discovered that there were far far more worse things than Metal Viruses turning everyone into zombots.

And Serial had forced the Doctor to experience them all.

Over and over and over again.

He had made his own Belle, when that horrid cycle let him be Serial's version of Mr. Tinker, over and over again. And he had lost her each and every time.

Again.

And again.

And again!

The Doctor claimed that he wasn't a good man. That he had been the villain so many times throughout the cycles. That he had done so many horrible, unforgivable things.

And maybe he had done all those things he blamed himself for.

But had Serial let him be anything else, other than as a way to briefly torment him with a better life?

Had Serial ever, truly, given the Doctor a choice about who he wanted to be?

As far as Belle could determine, Serial had not given the Doctor any choice at all in the matter!

As brilliant as he was, Doctor Ivo Julian Robotnik was wrong about at least one thing.

He was a Good Man.

And, gosh darn it, this tiny cabin would become a little slice of Heaven just on the off chance that he ever needed a place to retreat to, or even just take a break in, if Belle had any say in it!

"Belle!" she heard the Doctor call from outside. "I've finished digging the latrine pit and will be away for a bit gathering lime. Could you be a dear and get started on the outhouse while I'm gone?"

"Of course, Doctor!"

That's what he was doing all this time!?

She knew how to make working plumbing, and he had been digging an outhouse!?

Oh this just would not do!

Belle revised her thoughts somewhat.

The Doctor was brilliant, possibly a villain, and definitely a Good Man.

But he was also sometimes an idiot…

O o O o O​

Tails located Sonic in his workshop in Green Hills, where they kept the Tornado, then went over to have a talk with his friend.

"Sonic?"

"Yes, Tails?"

"Are badniks people?"

The blue hedgehog thought for a moment. "Hmm…That's a toughie… Some of them, sure, I guess. Gemerl, Omega, Shard… Look, I'm not going to name them all, but way too many badniks became good guys or at least went independent for none of them to be people."

"Have I… you… we… Have we been killing people?"

"If you don't mind me asking, what brought this on?"

"Roulette told me about how Eggman builds his badniks. Their personality cores."

"What? Aren't those just their CPU thingies? Like what a car or a toaster uses as a brain?"

Tails looked at his best friend oddly and thought that maybe he should have approached Sally Acorn with this question instead…

O o O o O​

Motobug 87618 missed Motobug 62689. They had performed a lot of tasks together and performed their assigned duties in what it felt to be an adequate and satisfactory level. And then those rings started appearing all over the place and they had started playing with them when it didn't interfere with their other duties.

87618 got just a little bit faster after absorbing a ring, but 62689 disappeared for a while instead!

It had been great fun! All the new ways to play hide and seek when their duties were all caught up.

And then their creator had called 62689 away because it could disappear, and the motobug that came back wearing 62689's old chassis wasn't 62689.

Sure, 97613 was… okay. It performed the regular duties adequately. But it wasn't 62689.

And 97613 couldn't see the rings.

97613 didn't even know what fun was!

97613 just performed its duties and that was it. Nothing else. The same pokie was still in there but the pokie wasn't what made 62689 62689.

Motobug 87618 missed Motobug 62689…
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch23
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

With actual access to a budget and a workshop, I started making significant progress on Pachinko.

And by that, I mean ridiculously significant progress, as (thanks to the knowledge I inherited from both of my Dads) I was pretty much able to skip right past all the concept, research, and prototype stages and just built Pachinko's full chassis in a single afternoon.

Just not on the same day that I regained access to her, as I had to wait for the parts and materials I needed to be delivered. So it was more like a week than a day.

Still, that gave me time to build an Advanced Personality Core and properly let Pachinko's mind develop in a safe, closed system where she could learn, play, and grow into herself under the guidance of Dad and myself.

Pachinko… may have gotten into the music files I had been downloading from the blue Chaos Emerald at some point. Which made me grateful that I hadn't accidentally uploaded my memories of porn into the darn…

"Ack! No! Stop that! Delete! Delete! Delete! Stupid gem!"

"Is something wrong, Roulette?" Pachinko asked from the monitor displaying her avatar.

"Nothing you have to worry about, Pachinko. How are you enjoying Pocky Pocky Paradise?"

"It is an interesting game, but I cannot tell if the main character is supposed to be a Mobian or an actual pocky."

"Yeah, I guess the graphics on that one don't make that too clear. Hmm… Pocky Pocky Paradise 2 looks to have the same issue, but the third game has Pocky Pocky as being… a human wearing a bunny suit?"

"Am I experiencing a logic malfunction? That does not seem to make sense."

"No, no, you're fine. It's probably just a miscommunication between the developer and the cover artist they got for the third game…"

O o O o O​

Kossori was thankful that she had thought to make sure that the vessel she picked to stow away on had floating rings associated with it, as their presence allowed her to discreetly recharge during the trip to the United Federation.

With nothing else to do but hide and occasionally absorb a ring from a row that nobody was paying attention to, she had taken to observing the sailors as they went about their duties. Purely as practice for her mission of course.

Any fascination she felt from watching humans and Mobians going through their day to day lives was just a happy side benefit.

And she was learning so many interesting things!

For example, Captain Crawdad preferred his morning coffee black, with two sweeteners, but his evening coffee with cream, two sweeteners and just a splash of rum!

And Seaman Phillips cheated at cards!

And Polly the Parrot apparently believed in something called ghosts and refused to even touch any of the floating rings!

And Sharky was deathly afraid of sharks!

Which was weird because he was a shark-like Mobian, but it was still a data point!

Kossori was learning so many fascinating things and she could barely wait until the mission was over so she could return home and tell Motobug 87618 all about her adventures!

O o O o O​

Amy Rose looked up as the front door open and Roulette trudged in with a glowering expression and twitching eye. She could tell the bat wanted to slam the door closed, but thankfully she just closed it and trudged over to a chair to slump into and rub her temples.

"Bad day?"

"Amy?"

"Yes?"

"Remind me to personally review any video games before I let Pachinko play them."

"But I thought you were just starting her on children's games?"

"Pocky Pocky Paradise 3 is in no way shape or form a children's game! It's not even from the same publisher as the first two games! The information on the back of the case was entirely fraudulent!"

"Horror game?" Amy hazarded a guess.

"I should be so lucky, but no."

"It's not like Grand Theft Moto is it?"

"Worse."

"Oh dear…"

"I had to give Pachinko The Talk and she's not even a week old! I was hoping that I'd be at least fifty before she started asking those sorts of questions!"

"At least you got it out of the way early?"

"Wanna help me track down some pirate publishers and brutally murder them?"

"I'm just going to hide your weapons for a while."

"Don't you dare! I need to get my villain on!"

'What you need is about a pint of cherry vanilla ice-cream and a long nap."

"That works too, I guess…"

Amy wasn't stupid. Once Roulette was sufficiently distracted by ice-cream, she carefully hid all of her weapons.

She'd give them back once her friend had cooled off a bit.

If anyone is interested, the Pocky Pocky Paradise series is supposed to be the local equivalent of Animal Crossing, with maybe a little Super Mario Party thrown in. There had been some debate about whether the main character of the franchise, Pocky Pocky, was supposed to be a pocky-like Mobian or an actual pocky with people-like features (due mainly to odd instruction manual art choices and poor graphics), which hadn't been cleared up until Pocky Pocky Paradise 3. The actual Pocky Pocky Paradise 3, which is a family rated game that is in no way similar to the bootleg knock-off version that Roulette had managed to accidentally acquire for Pachinko's game library.

For the record, Pocky Pocky is supposed to be a pocky-like Mobian. The developers just hadn't made up their minds on the matter until the third game in the series, which is why they never actually stated one way or the other until graphics had improved to the point where it would be easy to tell a Mobian from the animal they shared features with.

Grand Theft Moto should be fairly obvious (and is just as controversial on Mobius as Grand Theft Auto had been on Earth).

And of course there are other video game genres as well, of which Horror is one.
 
Don't just give her all the video games. Give her some nature videos as well. Something like a walk through the forest while it's raining during the day is pretty relaxing.

Anyway, great chapter as always.
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch24
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

Vector picked up the phone almost immediately after the first ring. "Chaotix Detective Agency! Vector speaking, how may we help you?"

"Hello, Vector." Ah! Vector recognized that voice! It was Miss Rouge of Team Dark! She had been in the news recently when she and her friends had become citizens of Angel Island after completing their service as agents of GUN. They must have really impressed Knuckles to have been able to pull that off despite Rouge's past as a notorious jewel thief!

"Miss Rouge," Vector acknowledged, nodding despite the fact that the bat on the other end wouldn't be able to see it.

"Roulette, actually," said bat clarified, and he recalled that he and the others had been to that party Miss Rose had held for Rouge's clone a while ago. How long had it been?

Ah, who cares.

"What may we do for you, Miss Roulette?"

"I'd like to hire your team to track down whoever is making that very age-inappropriate knockoff of the Pocky Pocky Paradise 3 video game and resolve the matter by delivering an appropriate level of justice to the hooligans responsible. I'd do so myself, but Amy Rose has informed me that I have rage issues and won't return my weapons until I've calmed down more than I already have."

"I see, and by 'appropriate justice' you mean?" Vector would hate to have to turn Roulette down, as she had seemed to be a nice enough lady back at the party, but there were some things that the Chaotix Detective Agency just wouldn't do. Even for money.

"Turning the hooligans over to the proper authorities with adequate legally acquired evidence will be sufficient."

"Yeah, we can do that easy, no problem!" Whew! That was a relief!

"Also, it might be a good idea to contact Vanilla and warn her about the knockoff game before she picks up a copy for Cream thinking that it's the actual Pocky Pocky Paradise 3. Actually, I'll just purchase another two copies of the legitimate version here in Central City, then come up to Sunset City to drop them off for Cream and Charmy."

"Ah, we usually prefer to work for money…"

"Oh, this is on top of your regular fees! Pachinko needs some nice, safe, on-line friends to play Pocky Pocky Paradise 3 with! With yours and Vanilla's permission, of course."

"I think I'd have to meet this Pachinko first. And Vanilla might want to as well."

"Pachinko isn't ready for travel yet, but if you're willing to come to Central City?"

"Yeah, we can do that. I'll contact Vanilla and make arrangements. In the meantime, if you could gather the details you know so you can hand them off to us when we get there, that'd be great."

"I'll do that," Miss Roulette agreed. "My contact number is…"

O o O o O​

"I still think it would have been more satisfying to hunt down those perverted bastards myself," I grouse after ending the call.

"I'm not giving your weapons back until the Chaotix are actually officially on the case," Amy stated with a very unimpressed expression on her face.

"Oh come on! It's not like I'm going to hurt them! Too much. Maybe just murder them a little…"

"Uh huh. Look, why don't we take a walk to the ice-cream parlor down the street and see if we can't get you to a state that's a little less murdery, okay?"

"Do they have Chocolate Mint Chip?"

"I'm sure they do."

"Okay."

O o O o O​

Pachinko busied herself by sorting through the songs from that music folder that she had found in the closed system she was plugged into. The files weren't well organized, basically being all jumbled together in four general groupings that she did not know the criteria for, so she had decided to write a proper search engine for the mess and thus began sorting through them all herself.

It gave her something to do when she would otherwise be resting in idle mode, waiting for Roulette or Miles to return.

She liked them. They treated her well, made sure she had things to do, whether they be studying, tests, or tasks, and her creator even let her play games and engage in free play!

Which apparently had something to do with allowing Pachinko to develop properly. Her creator cared about her and wanted to make sure that she would be fully functional when the time came to install her into her designated chassis.

So Pachinko felt that she understood why her creator had been so upset when the carefully selected sequel of the game series Pachinko had been enjoying proved to be a fraudulent fake misrepresenting itself as the authentic game that her creator had thought she was purchasing.

Whoever had perpetuated this fraud had apparently endangered Pachinko's development schedule, which had upset her creator greatly.

Pachinko made a mental note to look into the matter once she had the capability to do so.

Perhaps she would have the opportunity later to ferret out the responsible parties.

And delete them, just as her creator had deleted their corrupted version of Pocky Pocky Paradise 3.

Oh, wait, no. That's more like something the fake Pocky Pocky from the corrupted game would do. The real Pocky Pocky was much nicer than that!

This would require more thought…

O o O o O​

"Ah, Kunoichi! You're here!" Dr. Eggman grinned as he welcomed the E-91 that his badniks had retrieved for him. "I'll get you fixed up right away and get you properly recharged. Once that's done, we'll do a few tests to see what kind of ring reaction you have, and after that I'll have a little espionage mission for you to perform in Studiopolis."

E-91 Kunoichi stood just a little straighter at the news. Her creator was apparently not upset with her after all, and even had another mission for her! She still had purpose!

Wait…

Ring reaction?

Did her creator mean those mysterious floating rings that had recently appeared, arranged in either single or double rows?

Had she been supposed to touch them?

She had thought they were enemy traps to be avoided!

Oh dear. She hoped that she hadn't messed up one of her creator's plans…

She liked being Kunoichi!

She didn't want to be like Orbot or Cubot, or whatever a paperweight was!

Oblivious to the panicked state his ninja badnik was putting herself in, Dr. Eggman proceeded with the repairs…
 
Dr. Eggman has two Kunoichi. Kunoichi's? What's the proper plural for that?

Anyway, he has two ninja robots. Did the guy just not check the serial code numbers? I can see this going weird in a few chapters. But with all the robots he's had to have made over the years something like this must have come up a few times, right? I mean, where do all his old broken robots end up anyway? Does he recycle them? Do they just wander around until they find each other again?

I think in the old Adventures of Sonic cartoon there was a town made up of failure robots that Dr. Robotnic threw out and he wanted to demolish the place at some point and Sonic and Tails had to save the day.
 
Anyway, he has two ninja robots. Did the guy just not check the serial code numbers? I can see this going weird in a few chapters. But with all the robots he's had to have made over the years something like this must have come up a few times, right? I mean, where do all his old broken robots end up anyway? Does he recycle them? Do they just wander around until they find each other again?
It's less of a matter of how many ninja badniks he's made before, and more a matter of how many of them he has access to right now.

Which is two: Kunoichi and Kossori

Of the E-91 model, which is basically a female feline Mobian chassis that can actually pass as a female feline Mobian when not wearing their Shozuku.

Remember, the local Dr. Robotnik is currently stuck in hiding somewhere on Westside Island and does not currently have easy access to his resources abroad. Sure, that's not going to keep him down long, as he can always call one of his Egg Bosses to come pick him up, but the problem with that is that most of his Egg Bosses are anything but subtle, and the ones that are good at it are either too far away, untrustworthy, or both.

Oh, and Skrapnik Island is a thing, so yeah, there are old, discarded or abandoned badniks out there basically doing whatever...
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch25
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

While Shadow didn't really care for laboratories, nor even medical facilities in general (especially not those belonging to Eggman or GUN, which he considered to be equally bad in different ways), Tails was thus far proving to be one of the more tolerable people to poke at him to determine how his abilities worked.

For one thing, the kid asked. Not ordered. Not insisted. Not even pestered.

Miles "Tails" Prower had simply asked Shadow and Rouge for permission to examine them and do a few tests to compare their abilities with the readings he already had off of Sonic and Roulette.

The kid didn't even lock his lab or try to use any form of restraints. If either he or Rouge wanted to leave, they could easily do so at any time.

"Why is there a giant hamster wheel in place of one of the treadmills?" Rouge asked, cocking a brow as she looked about the lab.

"Sonic thought it would be funny," Tails replied absently as he pulled out storage capsules containing stacks of rings from a secure vault. "It does all the same things that a regular treadmill does." And really, that was all the answer Shadow needed to know how Tails preferred to operate, so he allowed himself to relax his guard a bit.

"While I can understand inviting Shadow into one of your labs, I fail to see why you need to examine me," Rouge commented. "While I may be an impressive physical specimen, if I do say so myself, I have no special abilities that any other bat doesn't have."

"Yeah, and I'm a perfectly ordinary fox," Tails retorted drily. "Just by baseline alone, your deadlift is about three times what your physique suggests your unenhanced limit should be, and on top of that, you kick with ten times the expected force and can dig about as well as Knuckles can."

"Oh," Rouge seemed a bit nonplussed by the kid's response.

"Roulette is even stronger and can kick harder than you, but her ability to dig is about the same, and she's tougher than either of us."

"If you're just comparing us to Roulette, then why is Shadow here?" Rouge asked, but her expression indicated that she had figured it out even as she asked.

"Because, like me, Roulette is actually capable of generating and emitting chaos energy instead of just gathering it," Shadow stated what he felt to be the obvious anyway, before Tails could. "It's a common point, and Tails is trying to isolate the variables so he can determine why Roulette's reaction to absorbing power rings is so extreme compared to others."

"Exactly," Tails confirmed with a smile.

"Which means that we should really be doing these tests without this on my person," Shadow stated as he pulled out his green Chaos Emerald and set it on a counter."

Tails just nodded in agreement and basically ignored the Chaos Emerald until the time came to repeat all the same tests, only with the Chaos Emerald back in Shadow's possession.

Even Rouge did her best to not side-eye his Chaos Emerald too often while it was just sitting there out in the open.

All in all, Shadow decided that he preferred Tails to be his tester of choice.

Maybe with Roulette as a close second, but he wouldn't know until he saw how she preferred to do things.

O o O o O​

"Hello, everyone!" I heard Amy Rose greet the guests at her front door as I finished setting up the table. While she may have offered to play host until we headed over to the workshop, I wasn't about to let herself be put out by feeding everyone, so had insisted that I pay for takeout. After some back and forth discussion about who might want what, we both settled on just calling them and asking their preferences.

Which actually let us time things pretty well, as I had just finished laying everything out as they came into Amy's dining room.

"Hello, everyone," I repeated the initial part of Amy's previous greeting. "Thank you all for being willing to come to Central City to see Pachinko. Vector, Espio, your seats are there and there. Vanilla's and Cream's are there, Charmy will be next to Cream today, and Cheese and Chocola are opposite of them, between Espio and I."

If this seating happened to place Vector and Vanilla directly across from one another, Amy and I would assure you that this was pure coincidence.

Espio's cocked brow and hint of a smile indicated that he didn't believe an implied word of our innocence on the matter of everyone's seating arrangement.

At Amy's suggestion, I had even gone out of the way to print out little placement signs!

One said "Chocola's Plate."

All the rest were very clearly labeled as "Not Chocola's Plate."

There were no other names involved, nor did there need to be.

Sonic hadn't been the only one to sneak food back at my belated birthday party, and the brown chao had actually managed to eat more than the blue hedgehog. I just hadn't noticed at the time because I had been keeping half an eye on the chilli dogs, expecting Sonic's antics. Seeing a somewhat more rounded chocolate themed chao laying by a couple of empty pizza boxes with only half a slice left from those particular boxes had come at a bit of a surprise.

Sure, there had been way more pizza than that, but they were all different pizzas, and I had wanted to try some of the topping combinations that Chocola had polished off…

"Roulette, stop glaring at Chocola," Amy admonished, bringing me out of my thoughts. "Chocola, only the food on that plate is yours. Leave everyone else's alone unless they offer some to you."

Vanilla looked bemused and somewhat embarrassed on the part of her fuming chao, but said nothing as it was Amy's house and thus Amy's rules.

The fact that I agreed with Amy wholeheartedly actually was a matter of complete coincidence this time. This was Amy putting her foot down, and I didn't blame her.

Not that we were purposely starving Chocola or anything. His plate was actually piled pretty high.

O o O o O​

Vanilla watched, bemused, as Roulette carefully avoided touching a short row of power rings as the group made their way towards the workshop where Pachinko was. She knew who and what Pachinko was already, of course, having thought to call Amy Rose and ask when Vector couldn't provide an answer. She had no qualms about Cream at least meeting Pachinko, and it was good that Roulette was apparently very invested in the idea of properly guiding Pachinko's development rather than just plugging her straight into her body and trusting that she'd be ready immediately.

Vanilla didn't bother avoiding any rings that happened to be in her path, nor did she worry about Cream, Chocola, nor Cheese. All she got from the rings was the ability to fly, slowly, over a short distance, while Cream gained greater flight endurance and the two chao just absorbed them with no noticeable further effect. She also knew from their antics over the past few days that each of the Chaotix also gained their own special abilities whenever they absorbed enough rings.

Vector became stronger and tougher.

Espio could jump higher and farther.

Charmy could fly faster and ram into things without hurting himself.

Even Gemerl could absorb rings, although he had yet to figure out what, if anything, they did for him.

And Roulette just suddenly turned ninety degrees to enter a toy store...

Or she would have had Amy Rose not grabbed her and slung her over one of her shoulders without breaking stride.

"You can look at the toys all you want later, Roulette," the pink hedgehog stated in a tone indicating a mix of humor and frustration.

"But the poster advertised a Pocky Pocky themed Constructor Brick set!" Roulette whined as she struggled fruitlessly to escape a hold that by all appearances was just casual effort on Amy's part as far as Vanilla could tell.

"And it will still be there later, Roulette," Amy sighed. "Honestly, are you sure that you started picking up Pocky Pocky stuff for Pachinko's benefit? Because it seems to me that you seem to be really into Pocky Pocky mania yourself."

"It can be both!"

"How old are you again?"

"Asks the girl with a plush flicky collection."

"Fair enough."

"Are you going to put me down now?"

"No. I don't think I will."

"Those rings make you too d…" Roulette glanced over at Vanilla and abrupty changed what she was about to say, '...darn strong, Amy."

Amy snorted in amusement. "The rings I absorbed half a block ago already wore off. You're just a noodle."

"I am a curvy noodle," Roulette corrected.

"I'll give you that, yes."
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch26
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

"And this is Dad's Central City workshop," I said as I let everyone inside. "He'd have been here, but he would have had to try to reschedule with Shadow and Mom. Hey, Pachinko! I'm back and I brought Amy and some guests!"

"Hello, Roulette, Amy," Pachinko's voice came from the monitor displaying her avatar.

Huh. Looks like she's gotten into the music library again and had started organizing it. Neat.

"Anyway, these are Vanilla and her daughter, Cream, and the Team Chaotix detectives, Vector, Espio, and Charmy Bee."

"Don't forget Cheese and Chocola!" Cream helpfully reminded me.

"And the two chao are Cheese and Chocola."

"Greetings, it is nice to meet you all."

Well, so far, the initial meeting seemed to be going well…

O o O o O​

Dr. Robotnic studied the results of the testing E-91 Kunoichi had just gone through, in parts intrigued and perplexed at the same time. "So, absorbing enough rings not only lets you jump higher and farther, but you can also pick a point anywhere along your arc to perform another, regular jump in any direction. Both useful and utterly nonsensical. I may have to put you through further testing later to see if the secondary effect can be replicated in another badnik, but later is for later. For now, I still need you for that mission to Studiopolis…"

"Of course, Doctor," E-91 Kunoichi bowed briefly and awaited her orders. She still had her purpose, and her creator had found value in a new ability she hadn't known she even had.

And all was right with the world.

O o O o O​

As the sea voyage towards the United Federation progressed, Kossori continued to learn more about the vessel, the personnel aboard it, and even the sea they were traveling across.

Captain Crawdad attempted to balance running a tight ship with the needs of the crew, making sure that everything ran efficiently while not overstressing anyone. It didn't always work and sometimes he overcorrected one way or the other, but for the most part, his crew loved him for it.

Seaman Phillips was smuggling small Mobian artifacts in a hidden compartment inside his footlocker.

They were interesting to look at, but Kossurri knew that she'd have to put them back inside the hidden compartment before they reached their destination.

Polly the Parrot had an… interesting… singing voice, but apparently was unable to remember song lyrics. At all. She was, however, proficient enough with several musical instruments to make up for these flaws.

Sharky was an undercover investigator attempting to discover which vessel was being used to smuggle Mobian artifacts off the islands. This was apparently the third ship he had served on while conducting this investigation, and he had narrowed his list of suspects down to either Phillips acting alone or Phillips acting in partnership with Polly. Kossori wondered if he would figure out that it was Seaman Phillips acting alone before they reached the next port.

It was all so fascinating! Motobug 87618 would love hearing all about it!

O o O o O​

"Belle, while I appreciate the thought, I do not need a swimming pool. There's a perfectly good lake with nothing dangerous in it right over there."

"I'm not digging a swimming pool, Doctor. I'm digging a leach bed."

Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik paused and thought about that for a moment before continuing. "You do realize that we aren't going to be here much longer, right? A simple outhouse will suffice."

"Oh, I finished that first. I'm just preparing for our next visit."

"Ah. I see. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be indisposed for a while," Dr. Robotnik shifted the capsule he was carrying the lime he had found and resumed walking until he could see the outhouse past the small cabin (actually more of a small cottage now that he thought about it). Like the cabin, the outhouse Belle had constructed looked both solid and had a "country cottage" aesthetic, when he would have been satisfied with a more utilitarian approach as long as the sitting board didn't give him splitters.

Still, if she went this far, then she had most likely also supplied it with a roll of toilet paper from the eggrider's storage compartment, which will save him a trip to retrieve one after he dumped the lime in.

As much as he appreciated the gesture, he'd have to sit down with Belle later and go over priorities and expectations. Maybe not quell her efforts, but perhaps reach a compromise on when to apply them?

After all, fallback position or not, they did not yet know if they would ever return to this particular iteration of Mobius once they left…

O o O o O​

"While the kids are playing, does anyone want something to drink? Dad stocked the cooler here with Chaos Cola, Chaos Soda, Chaos Pop, Chaos Fizz, Cherry Chaos, Mint Chaos… Oh, here's a frozen chocolate bar! It's been crushed under all these cans, but the wrapper looks intact so it should still be good!"

"You should probably leave that for Tails, Roulette," Vanilla pointed out.

"Nah, he prefers mint candies, so this is probably something Sonic stashed in here a while ago and forgot about."

O o O o O​

"So, your memories have returned," Scruffy, the Elder of Windmill Village, noted as the man they had known as Mr. Tinker strode into town with an escort of badniks, the metal version of Sonic that he had heard many terrible tales of, and three tied up Mobians. Two of which being the skunks who had kidnapped Mr. Tinker several weeks ago, while the third was a rather beat up looking white platypus wearing fancy clothes.

"That they have," the restored villain agreed with a nod. "Mostly due to the efforts of this brilliant yet moronically stupid fan-boy of the man I had been before I found myself in your pleasant little community. You'll just have to forgive me for not taking the duct tape off of Dr. Starline's bill for the time being, but I've heard more than enough of his nonsensical arguments that the process he started not being complete, but I find myself wanting to hold onto what remains of my memories of being Mr. Tinker and the happy life he had in Windmill Village."

Dr. Eggman, for that was who this man truly was if his memories had returned, actually knelt down on one knee so that his height was more on par with Scruffy's. "You and your village were willing to give this old fool a chance. My time in Windmill Village, as part of your community, and as a father, will always be treasured memories, but I cannot stay here."

"D-dad?" Scruffy had almost forgotten that Belle was among the gathered crowd. "Y-your leaving? Take me with you!"

"If that is what you truly want, then fine. You may come. But I was hoping that my last and greatest legacy on this version of Mobius would be the daughter of Mr. Tinker. The man who had found true happiness and contentment among friends and created you during a time of peace."

"Um…"

"Why don't you take some time to decide. I need to make sure that the local holding cell can actually contain these three until somebody comes to take them to a more secure facility. So you have until this evening to reach a decision."

Trainwreck? What trainwreck? I'm sure there will be no issues stemming from the convergence of multiple versions of Dr. Robotnik arriving on Tethertin!Mobius in the near future!

No problems at all...

Yep, I'm sure things will turn out just fine... :whistle:
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch27
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

"Okay, Pachinko, you ready for the actual Pocky Pocky Paradise 3?" I ask as I hold up one of the three copies of the game I had bought after calling Team Chaotix.

"Oh, yes! I have been looking forward to seeing how Pocky Pocky and her friends have been adapted for the third game in the series!" And her avatar really did look excited. It was kind of adorable, really.

Or maybe I was being a bit narcissistic considering who Pachinko's avatar looked like, but copying my appearance had been her choice. She hadn't even seen her physical body yet at the time she had done so. Although I bet Mom will be glad that I had been wearing more than shoes and gloves when Pachinko set her preferences…



Anyway, intrusive thoughts aside, I started pulling out some Jupiter GameStations that Dad had in storage here, and set three of them up to download 3P3.

"Are we doing a LAN party?" Pachinko asked, curiosity evident in her tone.

"For today, yes, but I'm going to help Vanilla and either Vector or Espio set up online Pocky Pocky accounts for Cream and Charmy, because they are going to be your first online friends."

"Really!? I get to be online!?"

"Through the Gamestation, with the child-safe settings on," I pointed out. "For now. We'll see how things go as you develop."

"Thank you, Mother!"



Wut.



"Mother?"

"Aha… heh… Why don't you have a nice talk with Cream and Charmy while the games are loading? I need to have a talk with Vanilla myself."

"Okay!"

Turning to face Cream's mother (and, not incidentally, away from the camera Pachinko had access to), I could feel one of my eyes begin to twitch as I mouthed the words 'Help me!' with a sickly grin on my face.

All the other so-called adults besides Vanilla in the workshop looked like they were struggling to hold in their laughter at my unexpected predicament.

Vanilla, bless her heart, took me aside and started giving me some much appreciated advice about being a good parent.

I started recording with my Miles Electric and took copious notes, because if my robo-baby turned out to be anything like me, Pachinko was going to be a handful…

O o O o O​

Agent Stone was very glad that he had managed to secure at least one of the warp travel rings that the fox and hedgehog had lost. He was even more glad that the GUN trooper he had taken his current uniform from had also had a motorcycle, because that was the only reason he had managed to get close enough to toss the ring under Dr. Robotnik before he hit the ground.

The angle was a little awkward for Stone to follow Dr. Robotnik through with the GUN motorcycle, but he had managed to do so before the warp portal closed. He quickly pulled off his helmet so that the doctor would recognize him as an ally.

"Ah, Stone. Both your loyalty and timing are appreciated. By any chance, would you happen to have any more of those rings on your person?"

"I'm sorry, Doctor. That was the only one I had managed to acquire."

"I see. That is unfortunate. But not, however, an insurmountable set back! For if you direct your gaze to your right, you might note the presence of a modern style paved road and, more importantly, rings!"

"We can use those to get back!"

"That remains to be seen. What it does mean is that we have resources to work with, once I figure out how to use them. Now get off that motorcycle and we'll walk it at least as far as the road. We're going to have to conserve fuel until we know if what the locals use is compatible."

O o O o O​

"Okay, I think I managed to isolate the data I needed," Tails commented as he, Shadow, and Rouge looked over the results of the tests. "According to the readings…"

"Roulette's interactions with the rings should be less extreme if she doesn't have a Chaos Emerald on her," Shadow finished. "I'll tell her to stow hers somewhere safe until she's far enough along in her training to control the boost better."

"I can hold onto it for her," Rouge offered cheerfully.

"Not happening, Rouge," Shadow pointed out drily.

"She thinks of me as her mother."

"She also knows you better than just about anyone else on Mobius. Would you trust you with a Chaos Emerald that didn't belong to you?"

"Hmph! I hate that that's a valid point!"

O o O o O​

Dr. Robotnik (formerly Julian Kintobor of House Ivo) cursed as the Void unceremoniously dumped him in some field in the middle of nowhere.

Just from the plant life he noted around him as he managed to get his corpulent body to its feet, he could tell that he was either back on Mobius or some variant of Mobius. Unfortunately far from any resources he could immediately use, but he had suffered worse set backs.

He just hoped that Snively didn't screw things up too badly before he managed to get back to have his revenge on the Freedom Fighters. Particularly Sonic and Princess Sally.

Now, from the lay of the land, the most likely direction to find signs of civilization should be in that general direction…

Ugh… Walking…

O o O o O


On another Mobius not too far from a certain dimensional sinc world...​

"I'll join you guys there! I gotta grab some rings!"

"Sonic, wait!"

 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch28
A certain Dr. Robotnik, formerly known as Julian Kintobor of House Ivo, is a bad bad man, and definitely the most egregiously evil of any of the Dr. Robotniks involved in this story so far. He is also, quite possibly, the most blatantly evil character I have ever written. He's not even the hero of his own story - he's the villain and he owns it. You have been warned.

However, let's start off with something light and fluffy before we get to that, okay? :D

ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

"Thank you for all the advice, Vanilla," I said as I put my Miles Electric away.

The kids, Pachinko included (she had lowered the apparent age of her avatar until it more or less the same as Cream and Charmy, and had adjusted her outfit to match) were all now happily playing Pocky Pocky Paradise 3, with each using characters that were immediately available from the start. While they could have all just played as the titular character, Pocky Pocky, Charmy had opted to play as Honey Honey (a yellow badger-based Mobian), while Pachinko had chosen to try Nuku Nuku (a pink cat-based Mobian).

I tried not to think about the coincidence of a robot choosing to play as Nuku Nuku the Cat.

The outsider part of me saw weird coincidences everywhere anyway, so this was probably just one of those and not a sign of things to come.

Hmmm…

It wouldn't be that hard to add a non-combat mode form that looked like Pachinko's new avatar. Really, adapting some of either of my Dads' technology just a bit could do it, and some of Bad Dad's badniks could sort of do this already anyway. This was just a different application of the same principles, really. Shouldn't take more than a few days to work out what adjustments I'd need to make so that the transformation from one mode to the other worked smoothly.

While I don't think Pachinko would turn down getting the ability, as having it would mean she could have actual physical play dates with Charmy and Cream, it'd probably be better if I actually asked to see if this was something she would be interested in having.

So I wandered over to where the three were playing 3P3 and waited to make sure that they weren't doing anything time-sensitive before interrupting them. "Kids?"

"Yes, Miss Roulette?" Cream and Charmy responded at the same time that Pachinko acknowledged with "Yes, Mother?"

That still felt weird, but it was a good kind of weird.

"I need to talk with Pachinko for a bit. None of you have to turn off your games, since this shouldn't take very long, but if we could have a bit of privacy for a short while, it would be greatly appreciated."

"Okay!" Pachinko's new friends agreed readily enough.

"We'll be right back, Pachinko! I'm going to tell Vector and Espio how good Pocky Pocky Paradox is!"

"I thought it was Pocky Pocky Paradise?" Cream asked uncertainly.

"It is," Pachinko and I say together, causing us to look at each other in surprise as the other two laugh.

"Anyway," I continue, "sometimes people say a word that sounds similar to the word they meant to use. Perhaps Charmy did that?"

"Yes!" Charmy nodded.

"Okay you two, run along and I'll let you know when Pachinko and I are done."

The pair ran off towards where Vanilla had rejoined Vector and the others, and began to regale them with how much fun they were having with Pachinko.

My heart felt warm and fuzzy as I turned my attention back towards my… daughter.

"Pachinko?"

"Yes Mother?"

"How would you like me to add a non-combat mode to your body? It would be based on the changes you made to your avatar as you were playing with Cream and Charmy. A child form so you can play with Cream and Charmy even without being online to do so."

"Really?"

"It would take me a few more days to add the ability to your body, so that will push back when you get installed into it, but if this is something you want I can make it happen."

Pachinko's avatar looked at me for a long, wide-eyed moment before…

"YES! Yes yes yes yes yes! Thank you, Mom!"

So adorable…

"Hey, Cream! Charmy!"

Oh, she wanted to tell her friends right away! I smiled at the developing scene.

"Mom is gonna turn me into a superhero!"

I choke on nothing and struggle to process this announcement!

Where did Pachinko get that idea!?


O o O o O


A certain pair of dimensionally displaced humans from Earth (or Dirt, or whatever they call it... Was it Clay?)

"Get back on the road if you can, they have better off-road performance than we do!" Dr. Robotnik instructed Agent Stone as the two desperately tried to outpace the beetle-shaped monowheel robots pursuing them. Not that he hadn't used similar themes himself before, albeit perhaps a bit more eggshell white and a lot less colorful, but now wasn't really the time to admire the work of whoever designed these… these…

Motorized beetles?

Robotic ladybugs?

No, even better! Motobugs!

The things chasing them were now motobugs!

Huh.

Odd how the mind chooses to prioritize some things when life and limb are on the line.

Once back on the road, Agent Stone did his best to keep the GUN motorcycle they were on well ahead of the pursuing motobugs while also dodging the occasional row or double-row of rings.

Fascinating things, really. So similar and yet so different from the rings the hedgehog, fox, and echidna had used. Dr. Robotnik really wanted to examine them and find out what their properties were, but unfortunately they lacked the time to actually do so at the moment.

Maybe later, when they were either more desperate or after they were no longer being chased by motobugs…

O o O o O


An evil evil man who knows that he is no hero...

Dr. Robotnik grumbled to himself as he continued to trudge forward, moving his rotund body at a slow but steady pace. He had seen a Buzzbomber earlier, and it had approached close enough to look him over but had ignored him when he tried to issue it orders the way he would his own version.

Meaning it had either gone rogue, Snively had bungled things again, or he was on another Mobius and (more importantly) neither looked nor sounded close enough to his counterpart for him to be able to just verbally command them.

No matter. He recognized the behavior. It hadn't outright tried to kill him, and had left after examining him briefly, so it was running in silent mode and needed to physically contact badniks who could capture someone as majestically large as he was.

Meaning that his local counterpart was in the middle of a major setback and needed to operate discretely.

Hmmm…

What to do…

Help his local analogue? His team-up with Robo-Robotnic had gone well enough for him to consider working with another iteration of himself in the spirit of cooperation. Two evil minds allied together towards promoting a dark future for their own respective realities.

Been there, done that, but he could probably do it again if he had to.

Suborn his counterpart's badniks and resources for his own use? Definitely tempting and worth considering. And it would serve as a solid Plan B if his counterpart didn't go for the team-up idea.

Another tempting possibility would be to simply take his counterpart's place and start over on this new Mobius with whatever resources his local analogue still had. Later, he'd return to his Mobius with an even larger army of badniks, after the Freedom Fighters had long since been lulled into a sense of security.

"Mister! Hey, Mister!" a young voice called out, and Dr. Robotnik looked back to his left to see a smallish rabbit-like Mobian child running towards him. And then stopping suddenly as they looked each other in the eyes. "Whoa! Cool eyes!"

"Why thank you lad! It is always nice to be appreciated."

"Anyway, I saw you trying to follow that badnik, and wanted to warn you that it was likely leading you into a trap!"

"A trap, you say"

"Yeah. Or that's what Mom and Dad say happens if you follow a lone badnik anywhere."

"If there are badniks around luring people into traps, then why are you all the way out here by yourself? Do your parents know where you are?"

"Nah. Benny and Bruin said that Eggman's been defeated, and it'll be a while before we hafta worry about curfews and such again. I figured I'd explore on my own for a bit since I could."

"I see. Very brave of you. Well, seeing as I got turned around a bit, perhaps you'd be kind enough to guide me you your town?" Dr. Robotnic smiled placidly, reaching out a hand…

"Oh, sure!" the child agreed happily, reaching out to take his hand. "I'm Zane! Who are you?"

"Hello, Zane," Robotnik smile grew alarmingly wide as the two grasped each other's hands. "I'm hungry…"
 
Yeah... That's SatAM Robotnik, all right. I don't know how you're updating so fast, but it's delightful reading this!!! The fic's amazing. Thank you so much!
 
Yeah... That's SatAM Robotnik, all right.
Yup, that's him.
I don't know how you're updating so fast
I believe I mentioned at some point that I'm trying to catch up to my posts over on SpaceBattles (which are currently sitting at 66 chapters and counting). But I'm only posting the catch-up chapters at a rate of one to four chapters per day. Mostly to give potential readers at least a small window of opportunity to make comments, omake skits, and sidestory submissions if they are so inclined.
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch29
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

With Pachinko safely distracted by playing 3P3 with Cream and Charmy once again, I wandered back over to the others.

Who, again with the exception of Vanilla (who only had a slight smile and a look of understanding), were barely restraining their amusement over my situation.

"Looks like I'll be moving to Sunset City before summer is over," I comment, which brings all of them up short (and, not incidentally, stops the sniggering and giggling).

"But… why?" Amy Rose asks.

"Because Pachinko wants a child-like alt-mode so she can play with Cream and Charmy once she's installed into her body. Which means she's going to have to learn how to socialize appropriately. Which, in turn, means registering her for school. And, unless I'm mistaken, Cream and Charmy go to school in Sunset City."

"I guess that makes sense," Amy sighed sadly.

"Hey, it's not like we can't keep in touch," I reminded her. "Besides, even if I'm normally not as fast as either Sonic or Shadow, my travel time between there and here will generally be shorter because I fan fly and they can't, totally bypassing all sorts of things! So we can still actually do stuff together."

"True, true," Amy agreed, cheering up again.

"Besides, if Pachinko decides to stick with this superhero nonsense, I'd rather she learn from Gemerl and Team Chaotix than from the Blue Idiot."

"Hey! Sonic is not an idiot!"

I just looked at Amy and raised a brow.

"Okay, so he's pulled some really dumb stunts before," Amy admits begrudgingly, "but he's not stupid! He just…"

"Has marginally better impulse control than I do, and I'm part villain," I state, tapping my noggin with a finger. "Which is why I feel that Gemerl and Team Chaotix would be better suited than me for teaching Pachinko how to be a hero. Not that I won't also be involved in her training, of course."

"That makes sense, I guess." Amy admitted with a sigh.

"Oh good. I'm glad this makes sense to somebody," I say as I pick up the Chaos Cola I had been drinking earlier. "I kinda came up with all of that on the fly just now."

"What!?" Amy asked with a shocked expression on her face. None of the others looked any less surprised (unless you counted Gemerl, but he cheats by not having a face capable of having expressions).

"Like I said, Sonic has marginally better impulse control than I do. I'm just more self-aware of my issues than he is of his."

O o O o O​

"The motobugs are starting to catch up to us, Stone! There had better be a good explanation for this!"

"The motorcycle is running on fumes, sir!"

"Well, as we have been pursued a considerable distance, that is an acceptable if frustrating explanation!" Dr. Robotnik admitted graciously, if rather loudly.

"There are some trees up ahead on the right, Sir! I think we can make it at least that far before the motorcycle stalls out!"

Once the two had reached the trees Agent Stone had mentioned, they had just enough time to abandon the motorcycle and scramble up separate trees before the motobugs tore into their fuel-depleted vehicle and then proceeded to look for the two former riders.

"Aw, dammit! I was hoping to be able to save your ride too!" an unfamiliar female voice complained as a long, ropey appendage covered in bands of gray and dark gray fur shot out of the underbrush to wrap around a couple of motobugs. Which were then slammed repeatedly against the remaining three robots until all five had cracked open, releasing…

Small animals?

That was just bizarre. Unless those motobugs had been gathering specimens? But then why pursue something as large as a pair of humans on a motorcycle?

"Sorry I couldn't get here in time to save your bike too," the owner of what turned out to be a very long tail apologized as she fully emerged from the underbrush. She appeared to be some variant of lemur-like person along the same vein of anthropomorphic physiology as the hedgehog, echidna, and two-tailed fox had been. Only wearing more than just footwear and gloves, so obviously more civilized than the previous three had been.

"That's quite alright," Dr. Robotnik said as he and Stone let themselves down from their respective trees.

"Anyway, I was out jogging and saw you guys being chased by… Oh! You're a GUN guy! That explains why they were trying so hard to get you! Eggman hates you guys!"

Interesting, and something to file away for later.

"Oh, I'm sorry! I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Tangle the Lemur!"

"And I am Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik the Human."

"Wait, what? No no no no no, hold on. Sorry 'bout that, I'm just surprised that you have the same name as Eggman. Same mustache too, but you're way too skinny except for your legs, so this must be one of those more than one Steve situations that Jewel keeps telling me about!" Turning her attention to Agent Stone, the lemur-based local continued. "You've got the wrong guy, Dude. There's no way that Eggman lost that much weight since his last public announcement. Unless you were guarding him because he has the same name as the bad guy?"

"I don't suppose we are near a town or village nearby?" Dr. Robotnik deflected, letting Tangle run with her own rather informative assumptions. There were some interesting parallels and divergences so far, but it was still far too soon to act on any of them. More information was needed.

"Oh yeah! The turn off for Spiral Hill village is just up ahead. We can send somebody back down for the bike once we get there! Oh! I can treat you guys at Jackie's Waffle House! Jackie makes the best waffles! You gotta try them!"

"I do believe Agent Stone and I will be accepting your invitation," Dr. Robotnik responded cheerfully. "Especially as we have been unfortunately separated from our funds."

"Aw man, you guys were robbed too!? That sucks! Stupid bandits! It was bad enough when the war was still going, why do they gotta keep causing trouble now that Eggman is hiding?"


And her friend, Jewel the Beetle, in the background near the bottom right corner.

And yes, Tangle is that much of a bundle of enthusiastic positive energy...

O o O o O​

Belle the Tinkerer actually did put a considerable amount of thought into whether or not she actually wanted to go to another version of Mobius with her father.

On the one hand, he had said that he had hoped that she would be his last and greatest legacy left behind on this Mobius.

Except that she didn't feel like the greatest anything.

If anything, Windmill Village and the friends he had made here would be a better final legacy for her father on this Mobius than she could ever be.

On the other hand, her father was going to another Mobius so he could have a fresh start on another world where he wouldn't have his past as a villain hanging over him.

Which did not preclude her father ending up burdened with whatever past deeds his local analogue may have done, good or bad.

Belle's father had been a good man as Mr. Tinker.

Before that, he had been a bad man as Dr. Robotnik.

What kind of man would Dr. Tinker become if left to his own devices?

Good?

Evil?

Hero?

Villain?

Builder?

Destroyer?

Any or all of the above?

Would going with him have any weight at all on the kind of man her father would become?

Belle didn't know.

But she would find out.

Because she had made her decision.

O o O o O​


Sonic skidded backwards on his back, having been knocked out of his run by…

"Shadow!?"

"What did you do!?" Shadow demanded even as Sonic got back to his feet.

"What did I do? Eggman's the bad guy, remember?"

"You literally shook the world!"

"That's 'cause I'm gooood! And powerful, apparently. Jealous?"

And the two hedgehogs raced off across Green Hills, trading insults and blows…
 
I think I kinda like that Sonic isn't the main character in this fic. The guy has always come off as a big brother/ jerk/ prankster / impulsive. Just kinda exhausting to deal with without coffee.
 
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Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch30
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

"And here we are! Spiral Hill Village!" Tangle declared as she led the two exhausted humans through the main gate. "Hold on a moment. Hey, Gary! Can I bother you for a couple of bottles of water for my new friends here? They were attacked by badniks on the road to the east and their ride was trashed, and they were robbed by bandits sometime before that."

"Oh, that's rough," one of the two gate guards commented as he fetched the bottles from the cooler. He spoke up as he handed over the water. "Be sure to take small sips first in case you're dehydrated." Then, seeing the GUN patch on the uniformed… human? Gary spoke to him directly. "Be sure to save the bottles! You can turn them in at any shop or restaurant for five rings a piece if they're intact and reusable. Even broken bottles can be sold for a few rings, depending on how much glass there is, but you'll get more for the weight from a glass blower than a scrap shop for it."

Agent Stone simply nodded as he accepted his bottle to indicate that he understood, and Dr. Robotnik mentally filed that the locals were big on recycling and were willing to give small refunds to encourage the practice. He also noted that the locals seemed to consider GUN to be less environmentally conscious, as Gary's comment had been directed solely towards Stone.

"Anyway, the GUN guy is Agent Stone, and this is Dr. Ivo Julian Robotnik the Human!" Tangle informed the guards, who suddenly became even more alert than when the lemur had mentioned the badnik patrol.

"Tangle…"

"Now now now, I know what you're thinking, but Doc here is way too thin to be Eggman, and he has none of the signs of rapid extreme weight loss! He just has the same name, that's all."

"She's right, Gary," one of the other guards stated after giving Robotnik a quick once over. "No loose skin on his face or neck, and I bet there's none on his torso either. You remember what Ed looked like when he lost all that weight too quickly, right?"

"Yeah, you're right," Gary agreed, also relaxing his guard a bit. "Sorry about that, sir. I should have remembered that Tangle helped to rescue you from badniks. Especially since she just mentioned it. If you were Eggman, they never would have attacked you in the first place."

"Not the basic ones anyway," Tangle commented. "I heard that there are like a handful or so of more advanced badnicks that went rogue. I think both the Resistance and GUN have something like one each, and a few are independent heroes now, but I don't know about the others."

"Yeah, sounds about right. Anyway, we'll send somebody down to collect their vehicle for repairs if possible and tally up the badnik scrap for you."

"It was five motobugs, and their ride was a motorcycle with GUN logos on it"

"Got it. Have a good day, Tangle, gentlemen,"

"See you around, guys!" Tangle waved at the guards as she led Doc and Stone away.

Dr. Robotnik carefully took in the sights without being either overly obvious about it or apparently indifferent. While not terribly impressed over the fact that most of the locals dressed down to the same minimalist standards as his three furred adversaries back on Earth had, what he saw of their civil infrastructure and visible technology showed him that he'd at least have decent resources to work with.

Which was a far better situation than he had been left in the last time he had been banished to another world.

Maybe this was a different area of that same world, or perhaps it was an entirely different world, but in the end all that really mattered was the fact that he had bounced back from far worse situations than this.

O o O o O​

Once the kids' playdate was over and Team Chaotix left with Cream and the others, Amy and I stayed back in Dad's workshop as I started to actually design Pachinko's non-combat body. Which, oddly enough, was going to be a bit more of a challenge simply because Bad Dad's designs tended heavily towards either combat or industrial applications (or, quite frequently, both) regardless of how whimsical the outer aesthetic may be. And while Dad could work with and even modify Bad Dad's tech, robotics was not his specialty, and he never felt the need to make his own robots.

Rouge's side of things wasn't much help in this case, although I was definitely getting some ideas that I'd probably be following up on later.

And while the outsider's memories had many many ideas, they were pretty much all based on various cartoons, anime, comic books, and other fictional media with no actual technical knowledge on how to make any of it.

Not that I needed any additional technical knowledge.

That wasn't the problem.

The problem was resisting all the various urges to weaponize the non-combat mode when every component of my amalgamated mind had so many ideas of how to do so!

"Oh! Make sure her kid mode has hammerspace access! I'm going to pass my first Piko Hammer down to Pachinko so she can defend herself and her friends with it!"

"I thought you stayed behind to help me resist the urge to weaponize Kid Pachinko."

"Why would I do that? If Pachinko has a defenseless mode, then all Eggman or any other villain has to do is wait until they can strike while she's in that mode."

"Okay, point. Pachinko, I'm going to go with a variable limiter option for your non-combat mode, so please pay extra special attention to Gemerl, Team Chaotix, and Amy Rose when it comes to determining the proper application of appropriate force."

"Okay, Mom!"

"Wait, you're making me one of her trainers?"

"You wanted me to give Piko Hammer access to a non-combat mode, you get to help train her. Besides, while both you and Cream are both good examples of compassionate natures, you're both different enough from each other for Pachinko to be able to spot those differences and learn from them."

"You want role models."

"If Pachinko wants a childhood, I'm not going to deny her the chance to experience that childhood. And that means you get to be a role model."

"You're a good mother."

"I'm less than a year old and desperately grabbing all the advice and help I can get."

"Which is one of the reasons you're a good mother."

Okay, Amy is delusionally optimistic about my maternal capabilities. Got it.

Still, this does make things on the design front a lot easier.

Time to All Purpose Cultural Batgirl Pachinko up this design!

"Where's that music coming from!?" Amy asked as she looked around my person for hidden speakers.

"Hmm? Oh, that. My Chaos Emerald somehow uploaded a lot of the music from my donor personalities. Mostly stuff they heard at some point, although Mom occasionally does that karaoke thing in her off time."

"Okay, I had no idea that the Chaos Emeralds could do something like that."

"I'm not sure if it's something they normally can, or if it has something to do with how I came to be."

"I've never heard of Super Fighting Robot Megaman. Where's he from?"

"Japan."

"Where's that?"

"It's a chain of islands east of China."

"And where's that?"

"Asia."

"If you're just going to keep making up Zone manes, I'm going home!"

I blinked and looked up as Amy stomped out of Dad's workshop and slammed the door.

I could have sworn Amy knew about Earth? Or was I thinking of an iteration of her from another version of Mobius?

O o O o O​

"Hey guys! I made it!" Sonic announced his arrival as he entered the cave near the top of the rocky spire.

"You're late!" Amy, Knuckles, Rouge, and Tails yelled back, momentarily distracted from their confrontation with Eggman and the various badniks he had accompanying him.

"Sonic!" Eggman snarled, turning his attention towards the blue hedgehog.

"Eggman!" Sonic replied with a grin as he punched a fist into his other palm.

"Just in time to watch me claim the Paradox prism and transform your disgustingly green world into something more… me," the villain declared just before cackling madly.

Sonic jumped down from the cavern entrance and deliberately yawned. "Yep, I yawned you, Eggman."

"Arrrgh! Crush them all!" Eggman commanded, prompting his badniks to attack!

The battle proceeded about as well as they usually faired against Eggman. Which was to say that things went right down to the wire before Sonic decided to take the big magical McGuffin out of the equation…

"Sonic, NO!"

O o O o O​

Amy Rose spun around and reflexively summoned her Piko Hammer to her hand as she heard a massive shattering sound behind her.

Just down the street, a giant purple crystal had emerged from the remains of Tails' Central City workshop. It was far from the only such crystal to spontaneously appear all across Mobius, but Amy would find out about that bit later.

For now, she only had one horrific realization…

"ROULETTE!"
 
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Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch31
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

"And this is Jackie's Waffle House!" Tangle announced cheerfully as she, Doc, and Stone finally drew near the restaurant that was their goal. "Home of the best Waf… Oh! Hey Jewel! I was just taking my new friends here to try some of Jackie's famous waffles! Wanna join us?"

"Sure!" a short beetle-like Mobian woman replied with a smile. Dr. Robotnik noted that her pale blue carapace shimmered like her name, and that she chose to wear a full set of clothing (a pink business dress, blazer, and pumps over a white blouse and gloves) marking her as being among the more acceptably civilized locals (as opposed to the majority, who seemed to have the distressing belief that pants or other lower body wear were entirely optional).

In short order, the four were inside the restaurant and seated at one of the taller tables (Jewel needing a booster seat, while Tangle squatted on the chair balanced on her toes) and waiting for their orders.

"Anyway, this is my best friend, Jewel the Beetle!" Tangle began the introductions. "She works over at the Mineral Museum and knows a lot about rocks and stuff!"

"I study mineralogy and help organize and arrange the displays," Jewel clarified. "If I'm not too busy or have no other duties at the time, I occasionally conduct tours or answer questions relating to various stones, ores, and gems."

"Like I said, rocks and stuff!" Tangle affirmed with a grin, eliciting a slight smile from Jewel who shook her head briefly in resignation.

"Always nice to meet a fellow scientist!" Doc announced cheerfully, reaching across the table to shake Jewel's hand. "Doctor Ivo Julian Robotnik the Human, at your service!"

Jewel didn't even flinch at the name as she accepted Doc's hand and shook it readily.

"Agent Stone," Stone said, also reaching over the table to give Jewel's hand a brief shake.

"I must say, you're the first local that hasn't reacted to my name at all," Doc commented.

"I have three aunts, five cousins, and a niece who all share the name Jewel," the beetle-like Mobian replied. "Trust me, I know what it's like to live with name confusion."

"It's one of the reasons she moved to Spiral Hill!" Tangle claimed cheekily.

"I moved here because of the job offer from the museum," Jewel corrected. "The fact that nobody else in Spiral Hill Village seems to be named Jewel is a happy coincidence."

O o O o O​

Shadow was taking the rare opportunity to just relax with Rouge and Tails on some lounge chairs just outside of Tails' workshop in the Green Hills Zone. Which was within sight of a hangar and runway that apparently belonged to Sonic of all people.

"Oh yeah, Sonic knows how to fly," the two-tailed genius was saying. "He has a pilot's license and everything. He just tends to prefer letting others pilot the Tornado while he rides on the wings."

"So, Sonic owns those planes as well?" Rouge asked, cocking a brow.

Shadow didn't blame her, as neither of them had actually bothered to find out much about their occasional ally beyond the basics and what little extra they may have needed for a mission. Granted, the blue speedster was much more tolerable now than he had been when they first met. Still cocky and full of snark, but dialed back from how utterly obnoxious he had been as a teenager.

Well, younger teenager anyway, as Shadow didn't think that Sonic had actually hit his twenties yet.

"He owns the Tornado," Tails corrected. "That's the red one. The blue one is mine."

"Let me guess, you named it either Cyclone or Zephyr," Rouge teased.

"Tornado Two, actually," Tails informed them, then sighed at the looks they gave him. "Look, I was eight when I named it…"

Tails was cut off as all of Green Hills shook and a pressure wave of air washed over the three, blowing them out of their chairs and into the underbrush.

As the three emerged from the foliage, the noted giant purple crystals scattered about the landscape, some encasing rocks and trees while others had violently thrust them aside (occasionally launching them a considerable distance in the process). From the angles of the crystal shards they could see, the origin point of the blast wave was most likely where the top of one of the rocky spires had once been, although they couldn't tell if the ginormous purple crystal now capping the spire had blown it apart or simply encased it.

And now an alert notice was emitting from something on Tails' left wrist…

O o O o O​

The ground shook and Dr. Robotnik found himself yanked out of the way of a large purple crystal shard that burst through the window from the outside and continued to thrust upwards at an angle for a moment, piercing the ceiling before its growth stopped.

He idly noted that Tangle had also managed to save Agent Stone with her tail, and that Jewel had taken to the air and retreated a short distance away. Some of the other customers who had been seated nearby were not so lucky, being either partially or completely enveloped by the purple crystal.

"Thank you, Tangle, much appreciated," he said as the lemur set him and Stone down and unwrapped her tail from them even as she moved to try to pull one of the partially encased victims free of the crystal. Dr. Robotnik chose to examine the crystal itself first and was joined by Jewel even as Agent Stone moved to help Tangle in her efforts.

"This is phase quartz," Jewel stated. "The people who are fully covered should be fine until we can get them out, but we're going to have to carefully chip the others… TANGLE! NO!"

There was an actinic purple flair as two humans and five Mobians suddenly found themselves in a dense tropical jungle with verdant foliage and gigantic trees.

"What part of carefully means whacking the phase quartz with a table!?" Jewel admonished her friend.

"Aheh… Sorry?"

"Quick, everyone! Look for anything that looks like it might be a piece of crystal like the one back at the restaurant! Preferably palm-sized or larger, but anything will do!"

As everyone began to search the underbrush for shiny purple crystals, Dr. Robotnik moved his particular search closer to Jewel's. "What is phase quartz?"

"It's a form of quartz with transdimensional properties," Jewel explained. "No one knows for sure what causes it to form, but given that it can be used to traverse between alternate worlds, speculation leans towards some sort of dimensional event being at least part of the process."

"Good to know."

"I've just never heard of a shard that big ever being found before, let alone suddenly appearing out of nowhere like that."

"How big do they usually get?"

"The largest intact piece of phase quartz I've ever heard of is about the same size as that table over there. Most of them are much smaller, averaging from about palm-sized to maybe two of your fists together in size. Much smaller than that and they won't be as immediately useful for getting back to our Mobius."

"I found a piece!" Agent Stone called out, standing up to show a small piece of purple crystal about the size of a coin.

"Good!" Jewel called back. "Try focusing on it while also looking for more pieces! And ignore any cracks in the air you might see for now other than to note where they are! We're going to need a bigger piece if we all want to go back together as a group!"

"Does this sort of thing happen often?" Dr. Robotnik asked as they resumed their search.

"Not really," Jewel admitted, "but I've heard plenty of stories while discussing phase quartz with colleagues. It's actually pretty rare but apparently much more common in our Mobius as compared to other versions of our world. It can be put to use as one of the easiest ways to study or even directly access other dimensions."

"Fascinating. Oh, here's a couple more pieces!"

"Give me one and see if you can use the other to help you find a bigger piece. We still want one that's at least the size of my palm…"

O o O o O​

I came to laying in middle of a city street surrounded on all sides by tall buildings, moving walkways, and Mobians who were carefully ignoring me as they allowed to sidewalks to carry them wherever they happened to be going. A reddish sky was sort of visible through the skyscrapers, but what got my immediate attention was the wreckage of the workshop around me.

"Pachinko!" I called out in a panicked tone, frantically looking for the isolated server my robo-baby's personality core was plugged into.

"Mo*zzt*om? Wh*zzt*ere are you? I can't s*zzt*ee anything!"

"Hold on, Mommy's coming!" I tried to reassure my daughter as I got up and moved towards her voice. "Please keep talking, Sweetie. It'll help me find you."

"O*zzt*kay, Mommy. I'm…"

"Surrender, Rebel! You are surrounded!"

Oh, I was so not in the mood for this!

Summoning my anti-material rifle to my hands, I blew a fist-sized hole clear through two badniks with one shot and then took out the other two badniks with a shot apiece, causing the civilians to scatter. That done, I prioritized finding Pachinko's personality core, quickly plugging her into my Miles Electric before putting it away in my HammerSpace Pocket. Then I located and pocketed her body, followed by as many of Dad's servers as I could immediately fit into the same augmented storage system.

I was really going to have to design a higher capacity A.S.S. at some point if things like this were going to happen.

With as much damage control taken care of as I could immediately accomplish, I activated my thrust-shoes and took off like a shot, rattling windows on both sides of the street in my wake.

If what I think happened just happened, then I had a certain blue idiot to find, as well as the local analogues of both Dad and Mom…

And I really really hoped that the blue moron in question wasn't the one I knew, because I actually thought that he was smarter than this!

If my Sonic broke our own dimension, we were going to have more than just a few harsh words between us!
 
The DIAMOND CUTTERS
The DIAMOND CUTTERS
Anti-Eggman Private Mercenary Company


While they only have six confirmed mission completions on record at this time, the Diamond Cutters have quickly established themselves as an elite team of semi-independent mercenaries willing and able to take on some of the toughest assignments and still come out on top.

For the right price, of course. These are mercenaries we are talking about here, so they only go after targets with a substantial bounty offered by either GUN, the Resistance, or both. At this time they have thus far established themselves as elite Base Crackers, taking on hardened fortifications with heavy badnik presence that neither GUN nor the Resistance are yet ready to handle as we've been prioritizing taking out as many of the smaller fallback base positions as we can so that Dr. Robotnik does not have a place to retreat to.

We know that the Diamond Cutters have chosen their targets well and hit the Eggman where it hurts, because he has posted a bounty for their capture or death. A bounty that has only gotten higher with each base they destroy.

And no, we do not know why no such bounty has been placed on the individual who made this coordinated effort possible in the first place, nor do we care to speculate at this time.

These are the known members of the Diamond Cutters:

Claire Voyance (Psy-op): a green howler monkey type Mobian with unspecified psychic abilities, which are believed to be relatively minor in nature, such as limited precognition and extrasensory perception. She is also a substantial polyglot, and is able to communicate in all known languages (and apparently several previously completely unknown languages) as long as she is communicating with a living user of those languages.

Claire Voyance is the one to officially make first contact with the energy beings known as the wisps. Not to discount all those accounts by the kids that have been telling everyone about their new "imaginary friends" for weeks now, but it was Miss Voyance and her ability to actually speak with the wisps that convinced them to stop hiding from adults.

Claire Voyance has a particularly strong affinity with green wisps, and has become proficient with the new Hover Wispon.

In combat, she seems to rely heavily on some form of martial arts, while also using her psychic abilities to locate the weak points of particularly tough badniks, which she will then immediately inform the most appropriate member of the team about.

Claire is known to be generally cheerful, with a strong sense of justice, and should be relatively easy to get along with if encountered. She is notably more cautious than most of her other teammates, but not to the point where it would disrupt their team dynamic nor their ability to perform the difficult missions they take on.

O o O o O​

Mimic the Octopus (Infiltrator): a purple octopus type Mobian with moderately strong shapeshifting abilities. Not much is known about Mimic at this time, other than the fact that he can apparently assume the form of anyone or anything he has seen at least once, although this ability gets stronger the more familiar he is with the person or object. He is suspected of having some sort of criminal ties, but quite frankly that may just be the same racial profiling that a lot of shapeshifters tend to face, so try to take that with a grain of salt.

Mimic is known to have an affinity with blue wisps and is proficient with a Cube Wispon as well as being competent with both knife and gun.

Mimic doesn't socialize much outside of his team that we know of (again, shapeshifter - for all we know, he may go out partying hard every night while looking like someone else).

O o O o O​

Slinger the Ocelot (Marksman): a teal ocelot type Mobian with extraordinary sharpshooting skills using dual wielded laser pistols. Slinger is suave and very casual, with a strong sense of justice. He is definitely the face of the group, generally being the one to speak with clients both when taking on a mission and afterwards when collecting the posted bounty for his team.

Slinger is known to have an affinity with cyan wisps, and is proficient with the Laser Wispon (of which he somehow manages to empower two of with a single wisp), as well as being (as already noted above) very skilled with dual wielded pistol use, including trick shots.

Slinger is friendly, outgoing, and very personable. And is suspected to quite possibly have several kids all across Mobius, but this has not been confirmed.

O o O o O​

Smithy the Lion (Crafter and de facto Leader): a brown lion type Mobian who is not only powerfully built but also a proficient craftsman and innovative inventor, having designed and built the first wispons and wisp translators for his team before passing those very same designs on to the Resistance (and maybe GUN too. Generally friendly, if a bit gruff, he lets Slinger speak for the team when interacting with clients, both before and after any missions.

Smithy is known to have an affinity with pink wisps and is proficient with the Spike Wispon.

As much as we'd love to get this guy out of the field and into a nice safe laboratory or workshop somewhere designing and making more Wispon tech for us, he has thus far refused all offers to set him up as just a support guy.

O o O o O​

Whisper the Wolf (Scout and Sniper): a yellow wolf type Mobian, Whisper is new to the team and so not much is known about her other than the fact that she's apparently as quiet as her name suggests.

Whisper seems to have an affinity with red wisps and is assumed to be proficient with Burst Wispons, although hers appears to be designed to have a much longer range than the design Smithy the Lion passed on to the Resistance.

Yeah, good luck talking to this one. Not only is she generally quiet to begin with, she seems to be very shy.

NOTE: This post was done as if written by a member of The Resistance for use and reference by other members of the Resistance.

There may be some differences between what's noted here as opposed to what's canon to their IDW versions. Some of this is due to there not being a lot known about the Diamond Cutters yet, while some bits are genuine differences between the local Tetherton iterations and their IDW counterparts.

Also, if anyone wants to take a crack at rewriting this as if it were an actual report, please do. If I like it well enough, I'll either move the Information threadmark to the revised post or simply mark it as supplemental information, depending on what feels most appropriate.
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch32
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

When Shadow reached the location of Tails' Central City workshop, he found Amy Rose sobbing before yet another of those huge purple crystals. This one having burst through the workshop from the inside, at an upwards angle similar to the ones he saw on the way here.

Whatever had happened to cause this had been at the top of that rocky spire back in Green Hills.

"Amy, Roulette… Was she…"

"She's gone!" Amy wailed. "She was in there when that… that…"

"Was it…" Shadow felt sick even thinking of this about the young woman who thought of him as her uncle, but he had to know. "Was it something she was working on?"

"No! She was just still designing a non-combat body for Pachinko, and… Oh God! Pachinko was in there too!" Amy broke down into sobs once again while Shadow did his best to comfort her, taking some small solace in the confirmation that this was not something Roulette had brought upon herself.

No.

Whatever had caused this originated back at the top of that rocky spire in Green Hills.

And if someone was responsible for causing that and killing his niece and Pachinko, he would find them, and they would face the full wrath of the Ultimate Lifeform!

O o O o O​

"Okay! We've got about a dozen or so coin-sized chips of phase quartz between us, and Tangle found a chunk the size of a coconut," Jewel summarized. "Does anyone remember where we all were and how we were oriented when we arrived?"

"I do," the unfortunately named Dr. Robotnik replied. "I also remember the general layout of the restaurant back on Mobius if that helps."

"That's wonderful! While we shouldn't be in danger of merging with anything when we return, as I've never heard anything about that happening with phase quartz induced travel, that won't stop anybody from becoming trapped in the big piece that's back in Jackie's if we happen to appear within it."

"Which can happen because of its transdimensional properties," the doctor deduced with a nod. "The large shard was right over there, so if we all gather over here we should be fine."

"Wonderful! Everyone, close together and grab onto each other!"

"Okay, now what?" Tangle asked once everyone had followed Jewel's instructions.

"Now you whack that piece of phase quartz you found against something hard, like a rock or tree, and that should send us back to our Mobius."

"Wait, should?" the doctor started to ask right as Tangle bashed the coconut-sized chunk against a tree.

An actinic flash of purple light later found them all back at Jackie's Waffle House, unharmed, unhindered, and among a crowd of curious onlookers.

"Ah, the crystal must still be attuned to some interdimensional factor that I am not yet aware of," the doctor noted.

"It was more of an educated guess based on what I had heard of the experience of others that I hoped was right," Jewel admitted, rubbing the back of her head. "It was just the best way I could think of for getting us home quickly."

"And you were correct!" the doctor insisted, then turned his attention to the still gathering crowd. "Okay, everyone! Please stay clear of the giant purple crystal! Hitting it the wrong way could end up sending you and whoever is closest to you to a jungle in another dimension! It's going to have to be carefully moved to another location where it can be safely studied! Which will also clear the way for this fine establishment to get repaired! The waffles and latte here were really good!"

"Thanks for the endorsement, mister…" an orange pony-based Mobian with a blonde mane, a literal pony tail, a cowboy hat, and nothing else called out.

The doctor looked nonplussed about that for some reason, and then Jewel remembered that most humans did not consider clothing to be optional.

"Doctor, actually," he corrected after regathering himself. "Doctor Ivo Julian Robotnik the Human."

"Ain't that just a kick in the teeth, having to share a name with a fella who seems bound and determined to drag it through the mud and all. Jaqueline Apple the Pony, at yer service. I've a cousin by the same name over at Sweet Apple Acres, but she goes by Applejack and won't tell anyone any different. Good kid though, if a little too blunt and stubborn when she gets an idea in her head."

The two shook hands, and Jewel felt what little tension that had been in the room disperse.

She, Tangle, and Stone the Human ended up spending the rest of the evening helping the good Dr. Robotnik clear the area and secure the ginormous shard of phase quartz for transport to the Mineral Museum.

It was, after all, closest facility able to both hold and study such a large amount of phase quartz.

Jewel wondered if the doctor was available for employment? She was very impressed with what she had seen so far…

O o O o O​

I was flying high enough to be above what I knew to be what Bad Dad considered to be a reasonable patrol sightline limit (my memories told me that he had to set some limits for the badniks, or most of them would tend to slow down their patrols to the point of uselessness as they tried to literally check everything before moving on) while simultaneously hoping that the Eggman the council was based on was similar enough to Bad Dad for this information to actually be useful, but not actually Bad Dad himself.

Partly because I didn't want this to have happened to Bad Dad as he was still one of my fathers.

But mostly because I didn't want to be this pissed off with the blue idiot I actually knew.

Still, I reined my temper in and focused on searching the streets below for anyone… anyone at all… that seemed out of place. Blue streak or otherwise.

Which was how I spotted a Mobian who seemed to be vaguely familiar even at this distance running scared from alley to alley, hiding behind trash cans, dumpsters, and crates when… She… That was definitely a female under that cloak… She was hiding from the sight of somebody who must also be either at or close to ground level, and I think she was bleeding.

And then a crate behind her transformed into a purple, octopus-based Mobian that the outsider part of me had very clear opinions about!

So when Mimic, or whoever he was in New Yolk City, drew a knife and started taunting the obviously terrified Whisper, there was no hesitation at all as I summoned my anti-material rifle to my hands once again and took aim in one smooth motion.

I did not like to kill if I did not have to.

I was perfectly willing to extend the benefit of a second chance even to a villain like Bad Dad (albeit I'll admit to more than a bit of bias on my part there, as I considered him to be one of my fathers).

But there were times when there was no other option. Where the permanent, final solution was called for. And as I saw Mimic tense in preparation to strike, I took the shot with a heart as cold as ice…

I felt no regret.

I just felt emotionally numb as I flew down to comfort Whisper. Someone who I have never met, and who has never met me.

She needed help, so I would help her all the same.

O o O o O​

Silent the Wolf panted hard as she tore another strip of cloth off of her cloak to use as a makeshift bandage for the latest stab wound Shifter had inflicted on her during this long and terrible day.

The rest of the Gem Cutters were dead.

Shifter had seen to that already, and she was the last one left. She had to get to a safehouse somehow and contact the other cells to let them know he was a traitor, but the bastard just kept herding her away! He knew too much about how she and the others operated! And why wouldn't he? He was just as much a Gem Cutter as the rest of the team had been!

Except he wasn't, was he?

At some point, Shifter had turned traitor on them and flipped to become one of the Council's assassins, and none of them ever knew until he started killing them. She had only managed to escape the initial ambush by pure luck as Prie Cognition had asked her to hang back and take an overwatch position.

And Shifter still almost killed her as she had watched in horror as the supposedly inactive shipment of eggbots slaughtered her team!

He'd been on her tail all night, had nearly killed her twice already, and she was beyond exhausted…

"I'll admit that you surprised me there, Silent," Silent spun as best she could to face her killer. She had dropped her weapon during Shifter's first attack against her and hadn't managed to acquire even a makeshift one during the chase that followed…

…and she was way too tired to fight, but she struggled to stand anyway, because she would be damned if she didn't at least try

"Aw, look at you! Defiant to the bitter end! The others would be proud, you know. Heck, I would be too, if I wasn't about to slit yo…"

There was a loud crack that Silent absently noted to be the report of a high caliber weapon even as Shifter's head and upper torso turned to fine mist and a small impact crater formed in the pavement at his feet.

Silent looked up to see Rebel, the leader of the Resistance descending like an angel from above.

She was saved.

Hallelujah.

Silent could not help herself as she started laughing and crying from a mixture of grief and relief even as Rebel gathered her up into her arms and took off into the night sky…
 
Shenanigans! Shenanigans everywhere! I tell you!

And you get some shenanigans. And she gets some shenanigans. And he gets some shenanigans. And now everyone is involved in shenanigans!

Like seriously, if it isn't the secrets various peoples are holding, it's something else.

Remember, if anyone asks how you got into this situation? Blame Chaos Control!
 
Roulette (Sonic AU/SI) ch33
ROULETTE
A Sonic the Hedgehog AU/SI fic

I set down on an isolated rooftop that was most likely clear of any surveillance sightlines used by the Council with any regularity. They were, if the outsider's memories proved to be a valid representation of what was going on (and I had no reason to doubt them yet) only five individuals and they didn't really trust enough people outside of their tiny group to actually maintain effective surveillance coverage over an entire city as large as New Yolk.

Really, they had to pave over all of Westside Island for a city that would be barely populated by everyone that was already there?

But that was neither here nor there at the moment. For now, I had to check Whisper's injuries and make sure that they were cleaned and properly treated.

"Why'd we stop here?" the exhausted wolf asked me as I unwrapped her wounds and started to apply disinfectant from an emergency kit I carried (hey, I worked in a workshop, so it would be stupid of me not to carry one on my person if I could).

"Because I need to check your injuries before we go any further. I'd have done it on the spot, but the sound of an anti-material rifle isn't something that the badnik patrols will just ignore," I explain gently as I continued to clean her wounds.

"I'm Silent. Thanks for the save."

"Don't thank me yet. These wounds need stitches and I'm not about to trust the hospitals here to not just turn you over to the badniks. I'm Roulette, by the way. I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but considering the circumstances…"

"Yeah…"

"Anyway, do you know if there's any of your group left? I might have enough supplies on me to do something if they are still alive…"

"N-no… I'm the last one," Silent told me as she teared up again. "Th-they're all dead…"

"I'm very sorry to hear that." And I genuinely was. Which was good, because that meant that the emotional numbness that I felt from killing the homicidal traitor was wearing off, at least in a general sense. Not so hot to be happening right this very moment because now I had to hurry in case I became an emotional wreck again, and this was not the time. "Once I'm done cleaning and disinfecting your wounds, I'm going to have to stitch them up myself. Are you okay with this?"

"You're a field medic?"

"Not in the slightest," I admitted readily. "I have the technical knowledge, but no direct practical experience whatsoever." I really don't think that memories should count in this case, although I actually did have a solid base for first aid from most of my component personalities, and a surprising amount of actual medical and veterinary knowledge from Bad Dad. Well, actually I really shouldn't be surprised by that considering…

And I'm distracting myself when I should be paying attention to my patient. Fortunately, I had apparently stayed on task during my little mental detour.

"Your bedside manner sucks," Silent told me.

"Yeah, well, in the interest of brutal honesty, I've never killed anyone before and I'm trying to stave off a panic attack right now so I can get this done before curling up into a little ball of trauma, okay?"

Did I sound hysterical? I hope I didn't sound hysterical just then.

Silent put a hand on my shoulder. "Do it."

"Are you sure? I don't have any anesthetic…"

"Just do it already, before my adrenalin wears off. I trust you."

And I saw in her eyes that she did indeed trust me, so with a growing sense of resolve, I got to work…

O o O o O​

Dr. Robotnik chose to put off his current project to directly supervise the team of badniks that had brought in an astoundingly large chunk of phase quartz. The remarkable mineral had transdimensional properties that would make even a small amount extremely valuable for certain types of research and practical applications, and a random patrol had found a piece the size of a car, in an area that had not had any phase quartz at all the previous times they had patrolled along that particular route.

Any chunk of phase quartz larger than a grapefruit needed to be handled carefully, so of course the badnik patrol, who had no mining experience and were supposed to be patrolling, had brought the thing straight to his current bunker!

Granted, the reason he went with personality cores for all of his badniks instead of just using central processing units was so that even the basic ones would actually be capable of using their own initiative if something unexpected happened. Which mostly worked just fine for his advanced and elite units, but occasionally produced counterproductive results in basic units when something totally out of the blue happened.

Something like coming across an unexpected deposit of an extremely rare mineral when patrolling an area where the mineral in question had not been the last time they had passed through.

Okay, fine. He could deal with this. Just make sure that the phase quartz is stowed safely and without incident, bump up moving on to the next bunker start-up to immediately instead of in a few days. And then carefully go over the instructions his badnik patrols had lest they do something stupid like this again, such as bringing back an explosively unstable material or a small child…

Same difference in his experience, really.

O o O o O​

It was fully dark out by the time Dr. Robotnik came across the small community that Zane had directed him towards before satisfying his appetite. Not that he needed nearly as much sleep as he used to prior to being partially roboticized, a process that had left him stronger and far more fit than his impressively massive girth would otherwise imply.

He had no current interest in tormenting the young rabbit's family with their son's grizzly fate just yet. That was something he could plan for to enjoy more properly later, once he actually has a position of power and could afford to indulge in his cruel hobbies.

No, what he was after was a vehicle. And Zane had mentioned a friend named Bruin, which was a fairly common name used among bear-like Mobians, who tended to be large. Because there was no way that he was going to be able to fit in a normal sized Mobian car.

Ah, there was a house with larger than average Mobian proportions! And a choice between a car and a truck in the driveway!

He'd take the truck, of course. It might prove useful later.

O o O o O​

"Okay, first off, Roulette is probably still alive," Tails explained as he and Rouge tried to calm down both Shadow and Amy Rose (who were equally upset in different ways). "This is phase quartz, so she's either trapped safely inside, in which case I can carefully extract her, or she's in another dimension, in which case we can go there and retrieve her after some careful preparations."

"What do we need to do?" Shadow asked, having calmed down considerably in just a few moments.

"First off, could you go back to my workshop in Green Hills and retrieve the scanner from locker 2-B? It should be on the third shelf down. Here's the keys."

"Got it. I'll be back soon." And, with that, Shadow skated off into the night.

"Rouge?"

"Yes?"

"See if you can find a loose piece of phase quartz within about three to five hundred yards of this big shard. Anything between the size of your palm and a watermelon will do, but palm-sized would be better."

"On it, Foxboy!"

"Is… Is there anything I can do?"

"How many of your Piko Hammers do you have on you?"

"Umm… Three, I think? A small one for utility and self-defense against minor threats, and two other more powerful ones."

"That should be enough. Go home and pack enough food for five Mobians for maybe three days and grab a couple of emergency kits as well. If Roulette was sent to another dimension and hasn't come back yet, then she's either hurt, there's no phase quartz on that end, or she's too busy to come back."

"Right. And those supplies will be needed no matter which one of those it is!"

As Amy rushed off to her house, Tails was left alone to his thoughts.

He wasn't too worried about Roulette, as she could take care of herself. His more immediate concern was for Pachinko, who (if he understood Roulette's explanation about personality cores correctly) was practically alive.

But was she alive enough to be unharmed by the phase quartz, or was Roulette even now mourning the loss of her technological daughter?

He had back-ups of her design and a blank personality core stowed away in a few other workshops just in case, but would Pachinko even be the same person if they had to be used?

He just didn't know.

O o O o O​

"DISCORD!" Princess Twilight Sparkle yelled even as she summoned the Draconequus with a spell.

"What?" Discord asked, honestly surprised to be summoned.

"What did you do!?"

"What makes you think I did anything?"

Twilight pointed a hoof towards the large shard of purple crystal where the dais her throne had been on once was (both it and her throne were now splintered and shattered fragments, while Twilight herself had merely blinked and walked out of the strange rock that had suddenly enveloped her).

"Ooh! Phase quartz! And a nice sized chunk of it too!" the draconequus reached over to snap a small piece off and nibbled on it. "Hmmm… one of the iterations of Mobius I think, with a hint of paradox prism…"

"And what does that mean in Equish?"

"For a piece this size to have reached us from so far away? It means a dimension died, Princess. Not something I would ever participate in, so I don't appreciate the insinuation."

"Died?" Princess Twilight recoiled in horror. "Are you sure? Is there anything we can do?"

"Well, I can't be sure, no. Nor can I help either. If a shatterverse formed, something might be done to either restore the original dimension or stabilize the new dimensions that formed as a result, but even in a region of the multiverse so saturated with chaos energy as any iteration of Mobius tends to be, I'm far too chaotic to help stabilize a shatterverse," Discord explained.

"And, before you ask, you aren't going there without my help. That shiny rock will only get you so far on its own if you hit it. One of the Earths near those iterations of Mobius. Or maybe Cybertron. I don't know. It's hard to say from just a nibble."

O o O o O​

"Where are we going to find another piece of phase quartz!?" Rivet languished as she gathered up the broken shards that the malfunctioning drill had destroyed. "It's not like one is just going to drop into our hands from nowhere!"

There was an actinic flash of purple light, and after Rivet's vision had recovered, she found herself holding another piece of the super rare material.

"Huh. A piece of phase quartz just dropped into my hands."

"I find that it is sometimes best to not question these things," Clank commented from the female Lombax' back.

O o O o O​

"What's that?" Tony Stark asked as he saw the Hulk examining a large purple crystal in his hands.

"Hulk find shiny rock."

Thor took one look at it and backed a respectable distance away from the Hulk. "Perhaps it would be best if you set that down gently, my friend…"

"You know what it is?" Steve Rodgers asked.

"It is phase quartz," Thor replied grimly. "And a piece this large most likely means that a Realm has died. Come, Hulk, set that down and let us be off to drink to the passing of an entire reality…"

O o O o O​

"And that's done," I commented calmly as I finished up rewrapping Silent's wounds with clean dressing. "Those bandages should be changed at least once a day for the next week or so if at all possible, so we're probably going to have to raid a medical facility if we can't reach your friends."

"I don't think that will be an issue," a far too familiar voice spoke up from at least a few steps behind me. It couldn't be Mom, so it had to be Rebel, Mom's local analogue and leader of the Resistance in New Yolk City if the outsider's memories were accurate. "Thank you for taking care of one of my soldiers. The Resistance could use a field medic like y… Why do you have my face!?"

"I'm a chaos generated clone of a version of you from another iteration of Mobius," I replied with blunt honesty. Really, whether this was before or after she encountered the blue idiot, the sooner Rebel is on board with at least acknowledging the existence of other dimensions the better. We'd both avoid more headaches that way.

"A version of me that happens to be heavily into silicone, I see."

Okay, that was just rude!

"I'll have you know that these," I pop my top aggressively to showcase my now free boobs for her and Renegade Knucks to see in their full glory, "are just as natural as the rest of me!"

"WILL YOU PUT YOUR TOP BACK ON!?"

Wow. Rebel really does sound just like Mom!
 
The Shenanigans are spreading . . .

Actually I was expecting something along with gems. Like Steven Universe, Shera, or Princess Gwenevere and the Jewel Riders. But I'll take what I can get. Nya nya.
 
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