Rhyme & Reason (Dragon Ball AU)

Ch. 15- Underground Training
We've been focusing a lot on Chi-Chi and Kakarot lately- and while the response to those two is overwhelmingly positive... here's a break from them to see what the others are doing! If the response to this is good, I might make a sidestory based around the new character here.
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The punch came from the right. Instinctively, Yamcha deflected the punch and kicked the man in the side, knocking him to the ground and out of the fight. "Anyone else interested in a fight?" he asked. No one spoke up. He'd been wandering around fighting different people for over a month, sharpening his skills in combat and learning new skills to enhance his own. Though, few people tried to challenge him outright anymore, so he'd always have to move on. Thankfully, with peace having been declared between the Red Ribbon Army and the World Government, they could travel freely.

As if on cue, a large muscled man with a sharp tan and a buzz cut stood up and walked over to Yamcha, smoking his cigar all the while. "Yeah, okay," he said, reaching into his pocket and handing Yamcha a card, "be there at 19:00, we have a few fights there tonight. And be discreet, we don't want any issues with the police." The man then turned and walked out of the pub, leaving Yamcha behind with most of the patrons staring at their betting cards.

Shrugging, Yamcha walked over to where Bulma and Puar were waiting for him. Puar returned to Yamcha's shoulder, while Bulma gave him a kiss in congratulations.

"Congratulations on another fight won, Yamcha! Now then, where to?" Bulma said.

"We wait here until 7, then we head to the location here, I got offered a fight," Yamcha explained, handing her the card. Bulma blinked and shook her head.

"No clue where that is, I suppose we could-" she began, but was interrupted when someone ran up to Yamcha.

"You were so cool!" a voice shouted. Yamcha turned around to see a short boy in a school uniform with short, curly black hair and deep blue eyes looking at him in awe. Yamcha scratched the back of his head nervously.

"Thanks, kid. I'm glad you think so!" Yamcha said. The boy nodded his head rapidly.

"It's not just that, it's the technique that you used. I could see at least five different styles, yet you consistently managed to make it flow perfectly!" the boy said. "Hey, I know, could I try fighting you?"

Yamcha did a double take, before sighing. "Kid, unless you have a brown monkey tail, you don't wanna try fighting me," Yamcha said.

The boy shrugged, "I've trained with someone with a brown monkey tail, it should count."

Yamcha blinked rapidly, then slumped his shoulders, "Fine, but if you get hurt, I don't want the bill."

"That's fine! I just wanna have fun here!" the boy cheered, running into the fighting ring. Bulma lightly pushed Yamcha in after him, Puar jumped back over to Bulma's shoulder, and the referee sweatdropped, before closing the ring's doors.

The boy stretched his legs and took off his jacket and tie, laying them on the edge of the arena, leaving only his white dress shirt, black dress pants, and shined shoes. "I wish I had time to change into my normal fighting clothes, but it won't affect all that much," the boy said, rolling up his sleeves carefully.

Yamcha cracked his knuckles, "Just because you're familiar with Kakarot doesn't mean you can fight me at full strength."

"Kaka-what?" the boy asked. Before Yamcha could respond, the referee called the match to start.

The boy charged and smashed his fist into Yamcha's arm. Wincing at the shocking amount of pain, Yamcha struck the boy with other palm. The boy stumbled back but managed to keep his feet. Looking dead on at Yamcha, the boy ran up to him and threw a barrage of punches. Surprised, Yamcha turn the tables, but the boy in front of him matched him almost blow for blow.

Hoping to end it quickly, Yamcha punched forward with all his might, only to be met head on by the boy's fist. However, even with the boy's skill, Yamcha's strength proved the better, and the boys arm snapped back with a crack and Yamcha ended the fight by sweeping the boy's feet out from under him, sending him to the dirt on his rump.

"MARCUS!" a loud male voice called. The boy's eyes widened as he scrambled to his feet. Yamcha looked out of the ring to see a man in a three piece suit, with a suitcase in one hand and a bowler hat under one arm. As the boy, Marcus, scrambled to throw his jacket back on, as the man strode over to the door of the ring.

"Marcus, you're supposed to be out finding yourself a Middle School to go to!" the man growled.

"I am! Or, I was! I just got sidetracked," Marcus replied, waving his arms around, "but I found the person I was looking for! He'll be here in the city tonight! I'll get into a boarding school and won't bother you with this anymore!"

"See that you do, I'm sick and tired of this. Now go home and have your clothes sent to the cleaners. No son of mine will have that kind of mess on his school uniform," the man replied, putting his hat back on and strolling out of the pub. Marcus visibly rolled his eyes as he put his tie back on.

"Fuck him," he spat out, "I'm going to boarding school because I can't stand this anymore." Marcus straightened his tie and buttoned his jacket. "If you come back here at 6:15, I'll show you where the place on that card is," he pointed at the card in Yamcha's hand, before spinning and jogging out of the pub.

-R&R-

Following Marcus' instructions, Yamcha, Bulma, and Puar all waited calmly outside the pub. At 6:15 sharp, the boy walked around the corner wearing a white gi with a black obi. He was closely followed by a girl with neck length straight black hair in the same outfit.

"This is my friend Micaela. Now follow me, it's a bit of a doozy to find that building," Marcus said, walking up the road. Yamcha and the rest followed him through all the winding streets and back alleys of Orange Star City. Finally, after rounding a corner, they arrived at an old warehouse with a large red "NO TRESPASSING" sign on the front, written in both Western and Eastern.

The building was seemingly in the perfect location- out of the way of everything, and conveniently obscured by most buildings around it, and the only way in was through a back alley, since the road that led to it had a collapsed bridge just outside of it that hadn't even started to be repaired. The group of five walked over to the entrance, and stopped when they saw two huge men with guns at their sides. The two men looked at them, then the one on the right spoke.

"You here for the fight?" all of them nodded. The men stepped to the side. "I hope you can handle it. This ain't a playground here, this is the real shit."

"I got it," Yamcha said. He wasn't going to deny that he was nervous about this, but his streak was going great so far, and so long as he didn't get overconfident or in over his head, it seemed like he could continue it. What really surprised him was Marcus' demeanor.

"Don't look at me like that, I'm here to fight someone, too. Probably the most fun I'll get for the rest of the year," Marcus said. They walked until they reached the door, where a third guy with a metal pipe at his side nodded at them and pulled open the warehouse door. The metal groaned loudly until it opened completely. Yamcha closed his eyes and shook his head to ensure he wasn't seeing things.

Inside was a bunch of people sitting on makeshift bleachers and cheering as a guy was slammed into a shoulder-high fence surrounding a ring of white stone, before being picked up and thrown out of it, falling the six feet to the concrete ground and landing on his head with a sickening CRUNCH.

"Huh," Micaela said, "the fence is smaller than it was last time I was here, maybe they enjoy people getting thrown over it?" The shirtless guy the in ring cracked his knuckles and grinned.

"Anyone else?! Anyone else feel like dying at my fist?!" he screamed, to the cheers of the entire crowd.

"That's your fight," Marcus said, shoving Yamcha up, next to the ring. The announcer looked at him, nodded, then had a staircase moved up for him to walk up, before opening the cage of fences for him to walk through.

"Well, what do you know? Someone who actually looks like they can fight. I hope you give me a better fight than the rest of the sissies that showed up here tonight," the man said.

"Name's Yamcha. May I at least have the pleasure of knowing your name?" Yamcha asked, getting into position.

"Qing, if you really must know," he said, getting into his own position, "Qing of the Crane School of Martial Arts."

-R&R-

"Begin!" the announcer called. As soon as the words left his mouth, Qing shot forward, determined to end the fight with Yamcha just as quickly as he had the rest. Those expectations were swiftly dashed, however, as Yamcha slid out of the way and delivered a kick to Qing's back, taking advantage of the man's own momentum. Learned that one from Kakarot, Yamcha thought. Qing stumbled into the fence, before spinning around.

"Damn, kid. Maybe you are better than the rest," Qing said, charging. Yamcha charged, too, and they crashed in the centre of the ring. Digging their heels in, both sides tried to over power the other with sheer force from their legs. Qing gave some ground, only for Yamcha to stumble and be pushed back by Qing. Both tried to use their free hand to punch, but were repelled by the other each time.

Recognizing the stalemate, Yamcha broke away and jumped back. Qing, with the loss of the thing he was pushing against, stumbled forward. Yamcha grinned and drove a kick upward, sending Qing flying back through the air. As Yamcha smiled in victory, a shot of fear went though him. Qing righted himself in midair and faced upright, then floated straight up into the air until he was just floating above the audience and glaring down at Yamcha.

"I have to say, I wasn't expecting that. I'm actually having to take this seriously," Qing called down, before putting one hand over his head.

Wait, what is he going to- Yamcha thought, but then his thoughts were silenced with one word from Qing.

"Dodonpa!" he called, throwing his hand down with two fingers extending. A focused yellow beam shot from his hands and down towards Yamcha. Yamcha quickly back flipped, the yellow beam leaving a crack in the arena as it barely missed him. Yamcha landed gracefully back on his feet and glared up at Qing.

"What the hell are you thinking?! There's an audience here!" Yamcha said. Qing narrowed his eyes.

"You don't say," Qing replied, looking down at the audience, specifically where the rest of Yamcha's group was. He pointed his fingers straight at them. "Dodonpa!" The beam shot from his fingertips down at the audience. This is it, bandit. Either block the attack and be disqualified, or don't block it and watch your companions die!

Glaring up at him, Micaela jumped into the air straight at the beam… and backhanded it, curving it through the air and into the wall of the warehouse. Weak, she thought tersely, dropping back to the ground with crossed arms, ignoring the tingling in her hand. Qing stared in disbelief, missing Yamcha climbing up on top of the fence. By the time he did notice, Yamcha had already leaped and was even with him in the air.

Clasping his hands together, Yamcha brought them down hard on Qing's neck, sending him crashing to the ground before he had time to recover. He hit the ground in a heap, while Yamcha came down next to the audience stands. As Yamcha hit the ground, he winced. Note to self, don't do Superhero Landing, it really strains the knees.

The announcer grabbed out his mic. "Err… Yamcha the Desert Bandit is victorious," he said, a bit nonplussed. The audience was a bit quiet. Fuming, Bulma marched up and snatched the mic.

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!" she screamed into it. Dead silence. Bulma blushed and handed the mic back to the announcer, who swiped it back, while muttering 'women,' under his breath. Then, one man stood up and started clapping. Then another. Within 30 seconds, the entire room was clapping for Yamcha's victory.

Yamcha strolled up to Bulma, wrapped her in a hug and gave her a kiss. Both Marcus and Micaela stuck out their tongues with a 'Bleh' sound in response. Marcus then turned and ran over to the other side of the room and began speaking with a man with a funny bird hat and sunglasses. After a few minutes of back and forth, he turned and walked into the ring, followed by a young man about Yamcha's age, with a bald head and… three eyes. Yamcha rubbed his own to make sure he wasn't seeing things. Nope, that guy definitely had three eyes.

Bulma, however, was too busy trying to get him to talk about how the fight had gone for him to pay much attention to Marcus' fight. By the time he had gone back to paying attention, the fight was already over, and the three eyed guy had been thrown out of the ring. Marcus walked out of the ring with a smug smile on his face, before giving Yamcha the victory sign.

"I got myself a school. You'll be coming too, Micaela!" he said. Micaela jumped in the air and cheered, while Yamcha smiled and ruffled the kid's hair.

"Train well, Marcus. I hope to see you one of these days at the Tenkaichi Budokai," he said. Marcus nodded furiously.

"I will. I'll become the World Martial Arts Champion and make my parents acknowledge me! And Yamcha, please," he said, brushing his air back, "just call me Mark. Most people do." Yamcha nodded and shook the boy's hand, before turning and walking out of the building with Bulma and Puar. He couldn't believe it! He'd just beaten a person who seemed to be the top student of the Crane School, the main rival to Master Roshi's Turtle School! Bulma was wrapped around his left arm smiling, and Yamcha smiled too. Things were finally looking up. He'd go to the Tenkaichi Budokai and earn a good name and reputation for himself! He might not win, but at least he could make it to the quarter-finals. Hopefully no one would deny him that much.
 
Ah yes, Qing is definitely the crane school's top student...

Shit, Tien is going to be even more brutal in his beatdown then he is in canon, isn't he. Poor Yamcha.


And speaking of changes from canon, wel. That certainly happened, but I'm sure it will have no ramifications whatsoever :p
 
Satan??? It's him, holy shit, that's fucking nuts. Also now when Kakarot sees humans flying it's really gonna light a fire under his ass to get going and learn that.
 
The fact that you noticed that is greatly reassuring, but did you happen to notice anyone else?
I only got Mr. Satan from that, sorry; there's only one real reason why anyone uses orange star in a fanfic.

Unless you mean the member of tienshinhan's clan that was also at the fight club, or the fact that Micaela seems to be a saiyan or hybrid?
 
I only got Mr. Satan from that, sorry; there's only one real reason why anyone uses orange star in a fanfic.

Unless you mean the member of tienshinhan's clan that was also at the fight club, or the fact that Micaela seems to be a saiyan or hybrid?
I mean, neither of them are wrong, though the latter is something talked about earlier in the story :p
 
Well, there goes Mark Hercule Satan's "it's all tricks" attitude. Hopefully permanently.

Did I spot Master Shin the Crane Hermit in the background there?
 
Sorry guys, not gonna have the chapter ready for tomorrow- end of the quarter at school and have had tons of tests to do, I should be able to have it ready around Monday if I work hard at it.
 
If I don't have it today, it'll be done tomorrow- Election Day in America is a holiday for my school :D
 
Ch. 16- Turtle Training From Hell
Sorry for the delay- school can really beat me down sometimes. Enjoy the chapter!
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Hearing the birds chirp, Chi-Chi carefully opened her eyes to the new day, yawning all the while. It was pretty early, but it had also been about three days since she'd last saw the others, and it was high time to be heading back. Standing up and stretching, she nudged Kakarot with her foot to wake him up. The boy let out a small yawn and slowly got himself up.

"Why are we up so early, Chiites?" Kakarot asked. Looking away quickly, she smiled lightly. Kakarot had coined that nickname for her the previous day, and it always made her heart flutter lightly whenever he used it. Quickly refocusing on the situation at hand, she turned back to him.

"We really need to head back to Master Roshi's house," she said, "we've been gone for long enough."

"Do we have to?" Kakarot whined. "If I wanted to be around a bunch of weaklings I would have just gone with Bulma!"

"Yes, we do," she replied, "we came here to get stronger, and that's what we'll do. We can't just fight on instinct and expect to defeat all that come before us! We need refinement and technique!" With a sigh, Kakarot nodded in agreement, more than likely begrudging. Smiling, Chi-Chi turned to the sky and cupped her hands over her mouth. "NIMBUS!" she called. Dutifully, the yellow cloud dropped from the sky and stopped next to her. She climbed onto the cloud and helped Kakarot climb on after, then pointed one finger in the direction of Kame House. "Nimbus, soar!"

The cloud sped off, shooting out of the treeline and into the air above the island. After circling around the volcano, she brought the cloud down in front of the porch of Kame House. Kakarot hopped off first, and Chi-Chi hopped off afterwards.

"Thanks, Nimbus!" she said cheerily. The cloud spun lightly before speeding off back into the air. Trotting up, Chi-Chi rang the doorbell. After a few minutes of scuffling, the door opened to reveal Krillin, wearing pyjamas and rubbing his eyes. Upon seeing them, he shook his head, before screaming and slamming the door in their face as footsteps retreated into the house.

Chi-Chi and Kakarot both sighed. Within a minute, loud footsteps came running back to the door and Master Roshi opened it, rubbing his eyes with his sunglasses on his forehead, before placing them back down.

"Oh," he said, "you two. So that's why Krillin came in screaming." He shook his head in resignation. "Well, just stay out there for a minute, I'll be out soon."

-R&R-

Ten minutes later, Master Roshi and Krillin came out of the house, completely dressed, the latter in his gi, and the former in a nice shirt and pants. After having them line up, with Krillin specifically standing several feet away from Chi-Chi and especially Kakarot, Roshi turned to face them from a short distance away.

"Now," Roshi said, "I should remind you. The point of martial arts is not to impress those of the opposite sex. Or the same if you swing that way, but that's beside the point! The point is to win in battles that you face! Studying this will make not only your body healthier but also relax your spirit and allow you to live a happier life!" Roshi took a deep breath. "But if you or another is ever threatened by someone in an unjust way, you must strike them down!" He looked at the three of them. "Do you three understand what I'm saying."

"Yes, Master!" Krillin said.

"Uh-huh, Master Roshi!" Chi-Chi said, cheery as ever.

"Ugh, that sounds so boring! But yes, I get the point," Kakarot said.

"Well, too bad. It may sound boring, but it's the most important lesson I can give you before we start training. Now, are you sure you all will be able to handle the rigors of my training schedule?"

"...Yes." Kakarot and Chi-Chi chorused, unamused.

"Of course!" Krillin followed up with.

"Very well, then let us begin," Roshi said, turning away, "with a nice jog! Follow me!"

-R&R-

As they began jogging, Krillin let himself relax slightly. He'd expected the training to be difficult, but he hadn't even broken a sweat yet. While the two crazies behind him were… playing some kind of game? He couldn't tell, they kept randomly stopping and putting out their arm, which the other would avoid; it kept them in the back, but they were still keeping pace with him and Master Roshi.

Before long, they'd jogged into the nearby town and they ran to a large building, which Krillin instantly deduced to be a milk factory. Master Roshi put out his staff and ordered them to stop running.

"Good morning! I am Master Roshi, I called yesterday," he said to a cow that was setting out boxes that contained milk bottles.

"Ah! Good to see you! Thank you so much!" The cow replied. He pulled out a map. "This is the path I usually-"

As the cow explained to Master Roshi whatever was going on, Krillin closed his eyes, summoned up his courage, took a deep breath, and walked over to Kakarot and Chi-Chi. "So..." he began, as they turned their heads to him, "what was that thing you guys were doing on the way here?"

Kakarot locked his lands behind him and rocked on his feet, "It's a children's exercise where I'm from. It teaches you to be pay attention when running." Krillin blinked. That was… actually rather smart. And yet he'd never heard of that exercise in the history of the world.

"I've never heard of that before, is your culture rural and isolated or something?" Krillin asked, genuinely curious. Immediately Kakarot's face dropped and he looked away.

"I guess you could have said that… when they were alive," Kakarot said. Krillin took a step forward and made to apologize, but Chi-Chi put her hand out and shook her head, before wrapping her arm around Kakarot's shoulder and whispering something in his ear, to which he replied by nodding.

"I know, I know, Chiites. I'm good," Kakarot muttered. Krillin's eyebrows perked up at the pet name, but Roshi interrupted his train of though.

"Alright, now pick up a crate, we're delivering milk!"

-R&R-

The first few kilometers weren't so bad, but as they went on, Krillin's arms began to feel like jelly and his legs were barely responsive. The other two were ahead of him and keeping up with Master Roshi as they zipped back and forth between the treeline. In an effort to catch up, Krillin had begun skipping up the middle of the path, but Chi-Chi tattled and he had to run all the way back and start again, while zigzagging.

Then, when Krillin thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, the universe kicked him while he was down as their next destination was at the top of a mountain, which Master Roshi described as 'a few stairs.'

"Master Roshi! Why does this qualify as training?" Krillin asked as they reached the halfway point of the mountain.

"Oh, hush! I once climbed up a tower so tall that it took me two days to reach the top, and I had to hold on the entire way! And I was all the better for it," Roshi snapped as they continued climbing. Slowly, Krillin fell more and more behind, until he reached the top and the two crazies were chatting with Master Roshi as he ran up to the box and placed the milk bottle into it while taking out the empty one. As he walked over to the others, a monk walked out and bowed to them.

"Good morning. How are you all today?" the monk asked. Chi-Chi trotted up and bowed back.

"Very well. How are you this morning?" she said.

"Very well, thank you very much for bringing the milk all the way up here," the monk replied. He looked at Master Roshi and nodded. "My, my, it's been ages since you've trained students, Master Roshi. I was but a small child last time you had students here."

"Indeed, you were," Roshi confirmed.

"How's their training coming?"

"We've barely started, but they all have potential."

Krillin looked over at Kakarot and Chi-Chi, who were looking at each other with greatly satisfied smirks.

"In fact," Roshi continued, "if they train hard for the next eight or so months, they should be ready to be entered into the tournament."

"Hmm? You'd let them enter the Tenkaichi Budokai?" The monk asked. Krillin stopped in his tracks and his mind went blank, as he focused in on those last two words.

"N-No way!" he stuttered, "the Tenkaichi Budokai?! You can't be serious!"

"Oh, I certainly am," Roshi replied.

"...what's the Tenkaichi Budokai?" Kakarot asked.

"The Tenkaichi Budokai, or the World Martial Arts Tournament as they call it in the West," Krillin shuddered, "is the-" he stopped as he tried to find the right word, but Chi-Chi finished his thought.

"It's the quinquennial gathering of the best martial artists in the world at Papaya Island. Everyone competes in the hopes of winning, afterwards they gain Ƶ500,000 and the title of 'Number One under the Heavens,'" she said.

"That… actually sounds like a lot of fun," Kakarot said, his mouth perking up to a light smile for the first time since Krillin met him.

"Quite, but you three will have to train hard to get me to enter you," Roshi said, "but you three will not be aiming for the championship! For now, you should just train to be able to enter at all, and maybe you can earn a spot in the quarter-finals if you do well." Roshi picked up his staff. "Now, we should be continuing our delivery. Let's get a move on!"

From the mountain, the three crossed a precarious log, a river, a large area of a quicksand-like substance, and got chased around by a dinosaur; finally, they climbed down a massive cliff that led to the main plains of the island- from there it was a simple jog back to the house. After having them stack the boxes of empty milk bottles, Roshi lined them up again.

"Great job! This will be your early morning training every single day for the next eight months!" Roshi said. All three of them were panting in exhaustion, and Krillin felt like his chest wanted to murder him; but, at least it was finally over. "Now, let's begin with our mid-morning training!" All three of them groaned loudly.

-R&R-

Chi-Chi hit her head on her hand once she saw what Master Roshi had planned for them. Oh sure, her father had told her that the training involved a lot of things that most people would find boring, but she was expecting something along the lines of 'wax on, wax off,' not 'plow this entire field with your bare hands as training- hope your fingernails make it through the ordeal!'

Thankfully, both hers' and Kakarot's fingernails survived that, one of the few times she was thankful for Saiyan biology. Krillin, unfortunately, was not nearly as lucky, his hands were bruised, bleeding, and his fingernails were practically non-existent.

"That sure took you three a long time," Roshi said, sitting on a rock and smoking a pipe, "looks like breakfast will be late today. Come along, now." Master Roshi took the three of them into town and bought them breakfast. Though, Roshi specifically ordered what each of them would be eating.

"Getting stronger also requires the right foods! I will set the diets for each of us, and you'll need plenty of food to do the rest of this training," he informed them. After the morning she'd had, part of her finally cracked and she finished her entire meal extremely quickly, much to Krillin's amazement, Master Roshi's bemusement, and Kakarot's huge smile.

After breakfast, they all returned to the house for… schooling. Completely normal schooling, in subjects like Language and Maths. That last one quite annoyed Chi-Chi, as Krillin was about normal for his age- having not even started pre-algebra before coming to Kame House. Chi-Chi had been taught by private tutors her entire life and never really had taken breaks from it-

And so, after listening to Master Roshi explain what integers were to Krillin for about 5 minutes, Chi-Chi pulled a capsule out of her pocket and opened it, revealing a bag filled with her previous work on Maths prior to her leaving home. Pulling out her last paper, she turned to face Kakarot.

"What is the limit of three x squared minus six x plus eight all over two x squared minus one when x approaches infinity?" Chi-Chi asked.

"Three over two," he answered, "simple calculus." After blinking in confusion, Krillin dropped his jaw. "How old are you?!" he asked, stunned.

"Twelve," Kakarot said, "and she's eleven."

From that point, she and Kakarot were exempted from the math lessons, but still had to join Krillin for Language, which wasn't so bad, as they could all read the Western Tongue and could read the Eastern one well enough. Once they finished with those at 12:30, they all set up hammocks and went to sleep for an hour, which was marked with a very loud alarm.

After getting their bearings, Master Roshi brought them to a construction site, where they had to help dig out an area to place a foundation down. At least this time they were allowed use tools and wheelbarrows. For around 2 hours, they ran around, moving rocks and dirt to create a clear foundation.

When that was done for the day, Roshi dragged them off to a lake and had them swim ten laps… ignoring the fact that there was a shark in the lake that chased them while doing so and almost ate them several times, it was the easiest one, at least in her humble opinion. Chi-Chi was just happy to have the sweat off her body- which was then swiftly reapplied when he had them dodge a bunch of swarming bees. Far easier said than done, as all three came away with stings up and down their bodies. At least bee stings weren't really painful, just irritating.

When they finally returned to Kame House, the sun was about to go down. Heaving with their hands on their knees, Chi-Chi asked a very simple question, "Is it going to be this hard every day?"

Master Roshi giggled and shook his head. Chi-Chi was relieved, but that relief turned to horror as he dragged out 3 large turtle shells like his own, "Nope. It'll be harder, as you'll be wearing these 23 kilo turtle shells as you do it!" One again, Chi-Chi felt her hand hit her face. She looked sideways at Kakarot.

"This was your idea, may I remind you," she said. He put his hands behind his head and smiled.

"I don't see the issue. I'd honestly rather have 350 kilos, personally," Kakarot said.

-R&R-

Krillin stood, processing what Kakarot had just said, before reacting accordingly, "...why?!" he shrieked, freaking out that Master Roshi would accept the suggestion.

"Because, that's what I would weight if I were back home right now," Kakarot replied. Krillin stared at him for a few seconds, before something snapped him out of his thoughts.

"Kakarot, what did I say about silly and out there ideas?" Chi-Chi said.

"That they are to be pursued with every fibre of my being, as no idea is too far out there to be true," he replied, the smile never leaving his face.

"That's it!" she turned and swung at the palm tree-haired boy with her fist. Kakarot stepped out of the way, only for her to catch herself and deliver a roundhouse kick to his gut, sending him flying across the plain. She quickly dashed off in that direction.

Krillin made to go after them, but was stopped by Master Roshi. "Just let them do that. I saw the look on their faces, they're not actually trying to hurt each other. If anything, it's just two children play-fighting… just larger in scope." Nodding his head, Krillin just stared in the direction the other two had gone, before going inside.

Krillin sat around for nearly an hour and a half before the other two returned, bruised and covered in dirt, but laughing and smiling like they usually did. Roshi made both of them go and clean up, but they did so without complaining until they joined Krillin and Roshi for a nice dinner that Launch had been kind enough to make for them.

-R&R-

For the next eight months, the daily routine repeated, but after the first few weeks, Master Roshi stopped joining them and just left them to run the gauntlet on their own. Slowly, they completed the training faster and faster, and were given harder and harder tasks to do so as to make up for it. However, as night time happened, Kakarot began taking Chi-Chi out to the ocean to practice their Kamehameha, since Krillin didn't know it and they didn't want to make him feel any worse. Krillin at least was starting to get along better with Kakarot, not so much with Chi-Chi, who kept shooting those efforts in the foot even when she tried.

Time continued to fly, Master Roshi even giving them heavier turtle shells for the final stretch of training, until finally, the day of the Tenkaichi Budokai arrived. Master Roshi had them change into nice outfits, with Kakarot and Krillin wearing suits and hats, and Chi-Chi wearing a nice dress. All three were driven by Roshi to the airport, Launch being left behind to guard the house, and they boarded the plane to fly to Papaya Island. Despite themselves, all were extremely happy. They were strong enough to be registered for the tournament, and with some luck, they'd even make it to the quarter-finals and international television!
 
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And just to cut off confusion before it happens, Kakarot's nickname for Chi-Chi, Chiites, is pronounced "cheats."

Just so any future puns I make with it don't go over your heads.
 
""What is the limit of three x squared minus six x plus eight over two x squared minus one when x approaches infinity?" Chi-Chi asked."
How did kakarot figure this to be 3/2? Order of operations says that it's infinity, since 3x^2 approaches infinity, as does 6x, and the other two are irrelevsnt (8/2x^2 approaches 0 and -1 is irrelevant at the extreme).

Did he just not know the math as well as he thought he did?



I enjoyed the chapter, especially poor krillin, but that just bugged me while I was reading lol.
 
""What is the limit of three x squared minus six x plus eight over two x squared minus one when x approaches infinity?" Chi-Chi asked."
How did kakarot figure this to be 3/2? Order of operations says that it's infinity, since 3x^2 approaches infinity, as does 6x, and the other two are irrelevant (8/2x^2 approaches 0 and -1 is irrelevant at the extreme).

Did he just not know the math as well as he thought he did?
Okay, math alert incoming:

I didn't explain this in the chapter, since Calculus is extremely tedious... but to put it simply, Calculus likes to bend the traditional rules of math. If you followed the traditional order of operations... well... it's easier to explain if it's in numeric form:

When a limit approaches infinity, and the highest degrees (exponents) are the same, then you divide by the coefficients and you get the answer as to the limit.

The reason why you can't just plug these in is because, to put it simply, it would get you infinity over infinity, which is an indeterminate (i.e. can be literally anything). Therefore, you are forced to find other things, in this case, the asymptote, the place where the graph of the function never actually reaches- with infinity, we can use that.
 
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""What is the limit of three x squared minus six x plus eight over two x squared minus one when x approaches infinity?" Chi-Chi asked."
How did kakarot figure this to be 3/2? Order of operations says that it's infinity, since 3x^2 approaches infinity, as does 6x, and the other two are irrelevsnt (8/2x^2 approaches 0 and -1 is irrelevant at the extreme).

Did he just not know the math as well as he thought he did?



I enjoyed the chapter, especially poor krillin, but that just bugged me while I was reading lol.
Mmm actually I got 3/2 too... but it has been a while since I had to do this kind of math.
I think the problem is that you have to factor out the GCF for the numerator and the denominator.
If you factor out 3x^2 at the numerator it becomes
3x^2(1-(6x/3x^2)+(8/3x^2))
6x/3x^2 con be simplified as 2/x and for x that tends to infinity it's 0.
8/3x^2 is 0 for x tending to infinity too, so the numerator becomes
3x^2( 1 -0+0)=3x^2
For the denominator you factor out 2x^2 so
2x^2(1-(1/2x^2))
1/2x^2 becomes 0 for x that tends to infinity so the denominator is
2x^2(1-0) =2x^2
Taking the whole fraction 3x^2/2x^2=3/2

As an aside it was kind of interesting finding out the English terminology for maths. If I made a mistake with the terminology or the math please point it out.
 
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Okay, math alert incoming:

I didn't explain this in the chapter, since Calculus is extremely tedious... but to put it simply, Calculus likes to bend the traditional rules of math. If you followed the traditional order of operations... well... it's easier to explain if it's in numeric form:

When a limit approaches infinity, and the highest degrees (exponents) are the same, then you divide by the coefficients and you get the answer as to the limit.

The reason why you can't just plug these in is because, to put it simply, it would get you infinity over infinity, which is an indeterminate (i.e. can be literally anything). Therefore, you are forced to find other things, in this case, the asymptote, the place where the graph of the function never actually reaches- with infinity, we can use that.
No, I get that. And the limit to that equation is 3/2. It's just that that =/= the equation chichi gave.

What is the limit of three x squared minus six x plus eight over two x squared minus one when x approaches infinity?"

3x^2 - 6x + 8 / 2x^2 -1 = (3x^2) - (6x) + (8/2x^2) - (1).

The exponents take place first, obviously, but then the multiplication and division, so the divisor (in this case 2x^2) doesn't actually act upon the 3x^2 or the 6x. The 3x^2 is then of a higher degree than the -6x, so it's positive rather than negative.

 
No, I get that. And the limit to that equation is 3/2. It's just that that =/= the equation chichi gave.

What is the limit of three x squared minus six x plus eight over two x squared minus one when x approaches infinity?"

3x^2 - 6x + 8 / 2x^2 -1 = (3x^2) - (6x) + (8/2x^2) - (1).

The exponents take place first, obviously, but then the multiplication and division, so the divisor (in this case 2x^2) doesn't actually act upon the 3x^2 or the 6x. The 3x^2 is then of a higher degree than the -6x, so it's positive rather than negative.

That's probably just a mistake of how I wrote it then, I was trying to write what I wrote above, everything after the limit but before 'over' should be on the top of the fraction, should I add her mentioning where the brackets are so as to mark what's over what?

(3x2​-6x+8)/(2x2​-1)
 
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Nice story, just read through the whole thing. I'm honestly just curious on what is Gine's deal. Why was she so stand-offish with Kakarot growing up? Seems out of character.
 
Nice story, just read through the whole thing. I'm honestly just curious on what is Gine's deal. Why was she so stand-offish with Kakarot growing up? Seems out of character.
Thanks!

And that second one will be answered eventually- but for now, look forward to the preliminary rounds of the 21st Tenkaichi Budokai next week!
 
Despite being delayed by my area getting hit by snow (Stupid weather:mad:) the chapter should be ready very soon- at least it's only a couple days instead of a whole week this time.
 
Yeah, I should really stop saying 'really soon,' because when I say that, it generally means days, due to me overestimating my schedule. Chapter 17 goes live in a few minutes.
 
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