Chapter 24: 13th of Harpstring Moon: Dragons, hot
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Spring is in full bloom.
The time for planting crops and flowering buds introduces itself with a rise in temperature, Wait no. Those are the fires raging across the western front.
Either way, it's hot.
The wake of destruction left by the Dagdan-Brigid force now reaches deep into the Empire's territory. The invasion force cutting a line of ruin, straight through Nuvelle lands. That force turned south to regroup with the rest of their comrades in the Midwest of the empire. Why? Because- Fodlan's Fangs are still heavily contested. The barony of Ochs, nestled into the mountains, surprisingly manage to hold the primarily Brigid war machine with intensive fighting and new atrocities, escalating and escalating. The unfamiliar terrain of mountains greatly slowed the Brigid force, and that coupled with the Oche's desperation, cause every battle to be fought with massive casualties. Oil barrels were apparently the newest mainstay of the defenders. But, avalanches and rockslides probably earned the title of main killers of the battlefield.
The Nuvelles and I gathered this info-dump through the merchants we encountered in small villages. For the first week of our journey, there were only fires left, instead of homesteads. And we had to scurry around like rats to avoid the scouts. But, when the attacking force of Nuvelle lands moved to rejoin their comrades, we became able to move much faster and find intact towns to rest in.
The trip through the wilderness left…much to be desired.
"Aha! Are you finished with your own encampment? Then make yourself useful and begin working on my own! With haste now!"
Do you think I'm your butler? I don't get paid by you! Hell, I bought these supplies!
Constance was much quieter during our journey, so her father decided to double his enthusiasm to lift the mood. When we reached our current destination though, she regained much of her spirit. Immediately demanding a bedroom of her own. I agreed easily, but I made sure to set up a watch with her father. Nevermind, he's out like a light. Nobles.
He also demanded his own room, so the money we were able to glean from bartering with merchants was quickly wiped clean. The money I got from selling information on the fate of House Nuvelle, with emphasis on the total destruction of the house. Back to being poor as dirt. Great.
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So here I am, sitting and guarding their rooms. I don't mind really at this point I'm long used to their antics. It's almost cute how self-assured they are. They probably didn't even bother to think that two blonde haired folk, haughty laughter and all, are clearly of Noble stock. Easily robbed without a contingent of guards. Vulnerable and wealthy prey, idly, I flip Athame over. I like to think I'm a little more aware of the dangers. Just a little.
The creak of old wood, the scrape of boots.
A trio of men come up the stairs. Hmph. I saw the looks they were giving our party. What are these guys, the cliche thugs who hold noble daughters for ransom? Worthless scum.
Meh. Doesn't matter. Standing up from my chair, I just want to get this over with as quickly as possible.
It's a party of the three musketeers, one tall, one short and one average. Armed with a bunch of clubs and maces. They look straight out of the standard bandit design anyone could beat up in the first fight at Remire. Fitting being that we're in Remire now.
Oh yeah. The last stop, then it's off to Garreg Mach.
But I focus on the trio. One handed makes this harder, enough to pay attention.
"...What a surprise to see you here." Not.
"What brings you fine gentleman to me tonight?" I really say that just for the sake of getting them to speak. Though, I doubt they'll see my bait.
They crack their knuckles in sync. Weirdos. Must have practiced that one.
Short one starts overcompensating. "Shu-"
I fling Athame at the short one, lunging at the shocked tall one. In a well practiced movement, I dodge the swing from the average one. Sliding underneath and knocking over the Mr. tall. Leaping up, I brush my cloak away and reveal a dark light gathering at my stump. A Nosferatu quickly brings the Mr. Average- in more than one way, onto his knees, and to add insult to injury, I introduce my knee to his face.
By now, Mr. Short heals himself with a vulnerary and lunges at me with a dagger. Hey that's my dagger! I sweep his legs and he goes tumbling over into the rising Mr. Tall.
Weaklings.
I knock Mr. Short out with a left jab. Spraying blood even further over his clothing. Ugh, I don't even feel like killing these losers. Picking up Athame, I walk over their bodies, down the stairs.
I'll get that shifty innkeeper to clean these idiots up. I'm sure he'll be more than willing to waive the price of our stay. Heh.
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The reason why Jules and I decided on Garreg Mach was simple. Safety.
I knew that the empire was crawling with Agarthans, and Jules was leary of reentering society with no allies to the Nuvelles.
If they come in as they are now, they would be picked apart within a day. Nobles were cruel like that.
In essence, Garreg Mach was the perfect place to shelter them from war and the Empire for a little while.
I suggested going to Fhirdiad, but apparently that's located on the northern edge of Fodlan. Is that far away? Geography? I think you mean nap time. I had no idea honestly, geography didn't really factor into a teaching role. Man, does Byleth even know where Fhirdiad is?
Speaking of safety, my trick with my stump's a funny thing, I learned on the road with the Nuvelles- premier spell users of the Empire. Sorry, that's just embedded in my mind.
Magic doesn't actually need to be cast from the hands. Most of the time, mages formed their spell matrices slightly away from their hands, in the center of their body. Apparently aiming was easier that way. Oh, sure casting from the hands helped, some kind of mental harmonization with the hands and the concept of creating- blah blah. Mainly it was a massive advantage in casting speed.
But if you ready up a little, it's perfect to blast a weak health drain from anywhere. And can be a nasty surprise from stumpie.
Constance von Nuvelle offered to make a new hand for me, it shall be most uncouth if my servant had no hand to offer me refreshments with! I paraphrased, but that's the gist of what she said, summarized. Extremely summarized.
Good luck on that Constance! I'm sure having a young reckless, grieving girl fashion me a never-before-seen invention would be a great idea! I don't see any issue or danger from that, no siree. I mean I'm touched, ignoring the verbose language, it's a kind gesture.
But for now, I'll just use the gift of magic from the Nuvelles to fight.
I'll need every trick up my sleeve when facing dragons after all.
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The father and daughter wake up blissfully unaware, and we set out at first light. On the road, I take in my spoils. Ah G-notes, and getting a scam arrested? A delicious smell, in the morning air. Sleep is for the weak anyway. The nightmares couldn't follow me into the day. Edge, all the edge, look I'm coping just fine with my recent trauma! Copacetic as fuck!
"I must inquire, my curiosity compels me, what do you intend to do at Garreg Mach?" A good question, Blondie 1. Blondie 2 yawns into her cupped hands. She sneezes. Thats a puppy, that's a blond puppy right there. Blonde 1 also sneezes. What. Aren't you supposed to yawn? Two puppies. But answering his question-
I have no fucking clue.
I've been putting off what to do about Rhea. Killing her wouldn't stop the church, not really. And that's if I could manage to assassinate the most powerful person in Fodlan. Only a full-scale reform could destroy the long-standing importance of crests.
And I imagine that killing a dragon and the legendary warrior Seiros would be more than a little difficult.
Nah. Naaaahhhh.
I'll just do what I always do.
Flail around and somehow make the situation worse? Kill people and try to repress the nightmares?
Maybe I won't do what I always do.
"Umm. I'll figure it out."
"... You can just be our servant then!" At this point I'm more of a babysitter, for two dogs. Isn't that the same thing- Shut up!
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It's in the late afternoon when we arrive at the bastion of Garreg Mach Monastery. Why is it called a monastery? I certainly don't imagine all those students were becoming monks. Cough, Sylvain, Cough.
But, honestly a work of beauty could be called no less. Gleaming while masonry crafted onto a hill, overlooks us. A citadel of knowledge and religious fervor. Royal blue peaks, rising high into the sky.
It's just really pretty okay? Picturesque as fuck, the main setting of the game.
And the center of Fodlan. Yep, that's the lair of a dragon. Or a manakete? I guess the terminology isn't exactly important.
"Halt! Who goes there!" A guard shouts, with polished armor, that reflects light right into my eyes. Agh!
"We are the glorious family of the Nuvelles! Now fallen to mere commoners, yet retaining our Nobel dignity, we entreat you to deliver us into safety!" God, what happened to keeping a low profile.
Shit, did I just zone out and forget to tell Jules to keep it on the downlow?
I totally forgot.
Look, you have to just ignore most of what Nuvelles say! Otherwise I was going to lose even more brain cells then bashing my head on a rock. Constance had to stop me several times from trying to pass out by not breathing during conversations. Eventually one would notice and start fretting. No let me go! Free me from my mortal ears!
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Our ragtag group enters the marketplace. Actually, I'm the only ragtag member, covered head to toe in a cloak. The Nuvelles have somehow, not a hair out of place. Both father and daughter appear as if they just walked off a runway. Both of them fit to be models.
I got no idea how, we were all roughing it in the wilderness for more than a week, Jesus it's as if it was maybelline-
Wait, did they have cosmetic magic? Is that how Constance has those perfect ringlets? And you didn't teach me!? I seethe, Seeth I say! With jealousy. As someone who used to have long hair, I'd love magic to form my hair perfectly!
Still seething with rage, I find myself in the Archbishop's chambers. Did I seriously ignore walking across an entire Monastery because I was envious of Constance's hair?
Well no not really, I took careful glances around, noticing a group of assorted colours of the rainbow(students) wandering about, and a much more prevalent security than I thought there would be. Knights of Serios nearly crawling over the damn place, like ants in an anthill made of bloody mercury.
I finally turn my attention to Serios, herself. While I've been mulling over... stuff, Jules von Nuvelle has been speaking with the Archbishop about his situation, leaving nothing out. Usually Constance would chime in, but I think she's actually intimidated standing in Rhea's presence.
Not going to lie, I am too.
There's a certain pressure from people who hold the lives of thousands in their hands. You can feel it sometimes through a TV screen, at least for Obama. The charisma of a president, powerful and attention grabbing even for a teenager. However, it's not charisma that I feel standing a few metres away from Rhea.
It's fear. It's knee-shaking, shit your damn trousers, and kneel on the floor begging for your life, fear. I can't even fucking move. I thought that Bernie's mom was scary? This is leagues beyond her. No it can't even be compared!
Simultaneously there is the feeling of standing by a massive breathing furnace, heat enveloping me. No worse, I'm standing next to a reactor, terrifying and filled with primordial energy harnessed to devastating effect. And there is the feeling of hunger. The roaring abyss- No. The gaping emptiness of a beast's maw, waiting for hapless prey to walk into it's lair.
How does no one else feel this?! How can Jules talk to that thing?!
The pressure alone is insane. I steady myself with my one arm, holding my stump that's shaking and bursting with phantom pain. my brethes come out short, No. Get it fucking together!
So that's a fucking dragon.
Dragons are the pinnacle of fantasy. If you're ever confused, if you're in a world of fantasy, a dragon will clear up your confusion instantly.
No other being can compare. Despite having zero basis in reality, I'm sure that no one would have an issue determining what a dragon is.
It's a big scaly lizard that can breathe fire and can fly. There are some deviations, like having arms, fire breathing, wings. But big and scaly are pretty constant.
For Fodlan, dragons are descended from a being that can manipulate the very fabric of time, made from her blood. And nevertheless born unique and powerful, from only a droplet. Their bones and innards forming defiled weapons that remain just as whole and cruel, despite it being centuries since they were made, torn from the bodies of the goddess's children.
What stands serenely before me is that exactly. A child born from divinity and tempered in the crucible of war and insanity. The youngest of Sothis's children and her avenger. The ruin of the Agarthans. A witness of their cruelty.
The Immaculate one.
"I will entreat the Goddess for your family. Do not worry, I will ensure no word leaves the Monastery of your survival. I will also, personally, see that the invaders of your home find judgment from the Goddess."
Light green eyes of the unbound and wild vernal equinox turn to me. "Now may your guest remove his coverings? I wish to see the savior of House Nuvelle."
Fuck. I'm an Almyran in the presence of the leader of the opposing country. There's a damm good reason why I covered myself and it's not because I hate crowds. Garreg Mach, Tis a silly place…
Fuck it. I tear off my cloak, revealing my skin, ignoring the gasps of tittering priests and nuns. I stare into the eyes of Rhea. Red eyes meeting light green. What is this Christmas, the only thing missing is the birth of Jesus. Oh wait.
"Its good to meet you. Miss Archbishop." I make a weak smile. I may be shaking in my boots, but fear has never stopped me. I hold out my left hand. "Sup." Do people of Fodlan shake hands?
I don't know the answer to that, as I'm forced to the ground, by armored knights.
Slamming me against the floor once again in front of a powerful woman. I expected some sort of arrest, but man the floor apparently is taking no damn prisoners. How'd you know that was my secret assasination plan? Oh no, he's a cripple and a foreigner, let's break his damn face!
Hmm quality shoes Rhea. Are those heels?
Oh floor, I remember this taste, yeah quality floor right there. Lavender scented this time.
"Lady Rhea! We have the Almyran!" Excellent observation, Captain. Next you'll tell me racism is real.
The archbishop waves her hand, "Remove yourselves! That is an honored guest! Despite his heritage, House Nuvelle owes this man a great debt." Casual racism aside-
I don't think those Blondes think that, but sure. Why not. Really it was a team effort. Jules did most of the heavy lifting actually. I just got injured. I mean sure I killed Kronya, but that's Kronya, Byleth oneshot her. I had to lose an arm and bite her throat out. Wow... Now I feel inadequate. Ah, good times. She tasted a little like this floor actually. Wink, god I'm fucked up.
Eventually, the guards- none too gently- release me and 'help' me up. If by help you mean, not so discreetly feel me up and smack my shoulders.
Ouch. And now I feel dirty. And not from the floor.
"That was fun. But now I should explain why I dared to stand before you." I state with all the exaggerated swagger of a man who got his face slammed into the floor.
I stare down a dragon. Baring my teeth, grinning.
"I have critical information for you."
Time to tip the scales.
"Agartha lives."
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A.N.
This one really took a lot from me. Not the best, but its a fun transition. Edited (5/9/2022)