[Rehost] Meh, I can take them all! [Worm/One Punch Man]

Don't beat yourself up about the delay, this fic is always going to be worth waiting for.

I actually just finished rereading it a couple of weeks ago, too. So, in that sense, this was actually very prompt and well-timed!

But seriously, poor Taylor. This is probably not a conversation (or situation) she wanted to be aaanywhere near today. Or ever.
 
You know, this is the first Worm fanfiction I ever read.

I suppose you're the reason why I'm a Worm fan now :p
 
Silly dragon man you can't beat saitama

I have just realized I have to sharpen my scythe in order to reap his soul *pulls out a whet stone and gets to work* just hope I can get this finished before the next chapter
 
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Alright! I've finally read the entire story again, 13 hours later. Only because there were several distractions in between, chief amongst were me finding a new story and kinda started on it, and another story updated, so i also kinda had to read that.

So, your story says snip #36, but the threadmark says #35, like the previous chapter. Just thought you should know, so you have a chance to correct it
 
#37 (Arc 8)
Snip #37

It spoke well of the professionalism of those on the good side of the law when everyone else scattered before the man aflame had even began to stand; two of the officers ducked behind their van, their pistols in their hands once again. The third officer, the one who had vomited earlier accosted Tailor and, after a short period of half-hearted resistance from the bug controller, both of them sought cover further behind the first pair.

That was then I lost track of who went where as I turned my head back. I directed most of my attention onto the new threat as I took a step forward, and-

-and I noticed that Armsmaster had done the same.

We stood side by side, in between the van and the burning streets, readying ourselves for the obvious conflict against the burning humanoid who appeared to be three times our size combined. Two heroes, drawing an invisible line in the middle of the street, the only protection the halpless civilians had from the conflagration ahead. Two agents of justice, about to clash in a battle of good vs evil against the obviously evil boss character.

Of course, Armsmaster was the only truly heroic one of the pair; I was only an untested independent after all. And the 'innocents' we were protecting was a trio of PRT officers and a collaborator. Only through technicalities were they considered mostly 'powerless', and they are certainly not halpless civilians.

But seriously, how COOL was my situation right now?!

I cringed instead.

No, bad Simon. Bad bad Simon. This was a serious situation, with serious possible repercussions, and with the Protectorate ENE Leader in attendance to boot. Be professional! Be professional… I squashed the smile on my face as I sighed, the outtake of breath barely hiding the suppressed high-pitched excitement coming out of my mouth.

And of course, there might not even be a confrontation; I did not know the intent of the person we were up against. For all I knew, he might actually be here only for a little chat over some tea.

Then again, I was pretty sure Lung had not come here simply to chat amicably...

… wait? Lung?! The famous Villain of Kyushu? Here?

This was worth one big tick in the 'epic heroic encounters' column.

Still, something about Lung's voice and the way it was distorted twigged on me. It seemed there was an unrecalled memory nagging at me, as if I had heard his voice before. Had I met the villainous boss in the past?

… meh, might have been my imagination. I would have known if I had met someone this famous.

The air had heated up beyond uncomfortable while I was lost in thought, despite it being only moments ago since the leader of the ABB had crashed into view. The heat of the ever-increasing inferno did not quite reach the heights I had experienced earlier today, but I was sure even a short stay in this heat was deadly for most people. Probably.

Wait, 'deadly'? But what about…?

I spared some attention to my side.

Armsmaster did not seem to be affected in any way. Instead, he was… he was striking a heroic pose.

The blue armored hero held himself low to the ground, both his knees bent and ready to leap. His torso was twisted to one side, presenting his left shoulder towards the new arrival, and his left arm almost seemed to spear out from his torso towards the new threat. His other hand was clenched tightly above and behind his head, and I could somehow sense the tension suppressed in the limb, ready to flick forward in a deadly strike.

And held firmly in both his hands was his signature weapon.

Armsmaster's halberd had appeared almost as if by magic, which probably was not far from the truth given how tinkertech usually was; I had not noticed anything which could have hidden the tinkertech weapon earlier, despite it being larger than anything Armsmaster had on him and taller than the full height of its owner. It was held firmly in both the Hero's arms, the axe-blade low on the ground as it flickered with reflected light.

No, Armsmaster was not affected by the heat at all. Rather, in that very moment he was every bit a HERO, capital letters and all.

Me? I was suddenly very self-conscious where I stopped, attentive but otherwise… standing normally.

I... Maybe I should do something visible? Pose as a hero should? Borrow something from Sentai Spartan, may his costume rest in peace?

No, that was something for later. I had to deal with the now. And the now, for me, was hearing Armsmaster speak in my direction, "Simon, stay back."

My head snapped up and back towards the Hero, an astonished "Buwah?" making it out of my mouth.

"Stay back," Armsmaster repeated as he remained in his heroic pose, "This is my duty, I'll handle this."

"But… but he's Lung!" I retorted. "Are you sure?"

"It's best if you don't join in precisely because he's Lung." the Protectorate Leader's stance tipped a little forward as he continued, "You can help evacuate the surround-"

Whatever the Hero wanted to say was interrupted by a roar, "'gummer! Aayy rit derr!! 'arrr nexx!!"
Runner! Stay right there! You're next!!
Time was up apparently as the gigantic humanoid charged forward. Lung gathered speed as he closed the short distance towards us. The way he moved seemed to be sluggish at first, but somehow the slow acceleration only made him seem unstoppable. Every movement of the man behind the flames had the feeling of an extraordinarily heavy object in motion, a promise of irresistible force capable of shoving aside all obstacles. The earth below my feet shook in announcement of every step he took, and his furious roar only added to the sheer presence of the dragon-themed villain.

"Stay back!" Armsmaster hollered one last time as he too charged. His movement seemed to contrast Lung's in every way possible; the blue and white clad hero was gone in a moment, his dash faster than his bulkily armoured body had any right to be. He barely seemed to touch the ground as he zig zagged towards his quarry, small explosions of pulverized asphalt marking his footsteps behind him.

The shaft of the tinkertech weapon lanced out in a flash, the brightness of the attack as if a lightning bolt had been commanded out of his arm.

Lung somehow swatted the weapon out of the air, despite the casually slow shrug of his seemingly lazy swipe. He reared up his other arm as he did so and smashed down, creating a large crater in the middle of the road.

Armsmaster had already darted away from where he was previously, his movements just as impossibly quick as before as he spun around his opponent's arm. Three arcs of electric-white discharges drew lines of light through air, forcing a roar out of the asian parahuman as they hit with the booming crack of lightning, and three more crescents cut through the air from the silver strafing around the red, the slashes aimed at Lung's exposed sides.

And yet Lung was faster; the massive humanoid leaned heavily onto his left leg in response. The large bulk of his body shifted, his stance lowered, and with an almost casual twist of his torso he took the blows onto his shoulders even as he used the same momentum to throw an uppercut.

I blinked. Were those scales on Lung's skin? No wonder almost everyone I knew called him a dragon.

Said dragon missed however, the lumbering uppercut unable to catch Armsmaster's quick movements. Instead, the Hero was suddenly in between Lung and me once more, skidding to a stop in a crouch balanced by a palm on the road. He appeared to stagger for a moment before he recovered. He had also brought up his right arm, holding his weapon up almost like a flag, the axe blade high and ready to strike.

That was probably a feint judging by what he did next; compartments opened on top of Armsmaster's armour as he drew his left hand across both his shoulders, retrieving something as he did so. His arm continued the quick movement in a smooth arc aimed towards the gang leader.

The small objects stabbed into Lung's left palm, the approximately nine feet tall humanoid somehow intercepting the attack despite having raised his arm almost casually. Also just as casually, he turned his palm towards himself and took a long look at the objects he had grabbed, before he formed a fist.

"'dis again? 'Ho doo'u 'ink ah am!?"
This again? Who do you think I am!?
"It worked once," Armsmaster bluntly replied as he stood up from his crouch. The air began to shimmer where he straightened as he continued, "It'll work-"

"-again." Armsmaster said from where he had somehow appeared behind the dragon, highlighted by a beam of light from a metal something on the ground. His halberd was already in motion, and Lung did not have time to flinch before the axe head bit deeply into flesh. A roar of pain rattled the few unbroken windows nearby with its volume as the parahuman villain fell forward onto all fours.

'Well then,' I thought as I closed my open, astonished mouth. I scratched the back of my head as I watched a sudden inferno pulverize everything behind the dragon man, and the silver streak of movement that suggested the Hero had gotten away.

I guessed Armsmaster really did have things under control, even if that was Lung he was fighting against. That short exchange a mere few seconds long had really opened my eyes and told me just how vast the world was, how high the various peaks of power could get. And it was no wonder Armsmaster was the leader of a Protectorate branch, to be able to match someone who had deadlocked an Endbringer blow-for-blow.

So, what did he want me to do again? Oh right.

I turned around and ran into a nearby building just after Armsmaster dropped like a bolt from heaven onto Lung.

With some luck I might find someone to rescue.

***

"Si- Spartan!"

"That's 'Sentai Spartan'!" I replied by reflex as I turned my head towards the foot of the stairs I was on, careful not to jostle the granny holding onto my arm as I shoted my annoyance back. "Can you-"

"Never mind that!" Tailor shouted from where she stood at the main doors of this apartment complex. Breathing heavily through the towel that was her temporary 'mask', she continued, "What are you even doing?"

I raised an eyebrow. It should be obvious, right?

"I'm helping her evacuate," I answered anyway, gesturing to my side with my unoccupied arm in emphasis as the granny took another shaky step down the stairs, "It's not safe to use the lifts in event of a fire and she doesn't want to be carried, so I am escorting her down the… erm… is something wrong?"

Something was indeed wrong. I recognized almost all the signs of my young partner's frustration towards something I had apparently done wrong. The slight shaking of her shoulders, the faint hint of a defeated aura around her slouched shoulders, the not-quite audible mumbling, and failing all of that, the very, very overt and obvious facepalm.

The only symptom left that wasn't there was the-

"What are you doing HERE??" Tailor shouted, "That's LUNG out there!"

-shouting. Oh boy.

"Tarantula?" I used the name I created earlier, mindful of the rules behind cape identities, "Is something wrong?"

"I… you… don't tell me you don't know who that is?!"

"Lung, right?" I verified before I began to recite, "Real name unknown, Lung is an Asian parahuman, most probably Japanese. Based in Brockton Bay, he's also the leader of the local Asian Bad Boys, commonly known by its acronym 'ABB', which means he commands approximately a third of Brockton Bay's crime scene.

"His costume consists of shirtlessness on top of stretch-jeans, a metal mask and a whole lot of dragon tattoos. Thank you by the way Tailor; he did not use to have that mask in the past, as well a large number of those tattoos. If you had not shown me before, I would not have recognized him.

"And his ability is to escalate; the more he fights, the stronger and tougher he gets, and he gains a stronger regeneration over time too. The strongest he had been is also what made him famous, where he was able to match an Endbringer one-on-one to a draw in Kyushu."

"Then why?" Tailor's near shriek interrupted my thoughts, her reply not what I was expecting after my answer, "You know just how dangerous he is! Why aren't you helping Armsmaster against him? If you know he gets impossibly strong over time, why aren't you fighting him NOW?"

"'Over time'," I pointed out metaphorically, and physically with an index finger directed towards the ceiling, "Everyone knows his one big weakness is that he needs time to ramp up. Without that, almost anything can take him right at the start. There's people out there saying he can be taken down even by a capeless with a sniper rifle.

"And Armsmaster himself told me to stay back. From the little I've seen of their opening moves, I'm pretty sure Armsmaster can really take-"

I was interrupted by an enormous crash, the entrance suddenly replaced by a large cloud of brownish dust. A silver boulder tumbled out in an insanely speedy trajectory, almost hitting Tailor where she stood on the ground floor hallway. It continued unhindered and struck the wall behind me, pulverizing the other end of the foyer, creating an equally huge cloud of dust in the other side of the room.

"- him?"

Erm… was that Armsmaster?

It was. I watched the dust settle around the Hero half-sunken into the wall.

I was wrong about something again, wasn't I?

***

Thank @Enohthree for beta'ing goodness. He's also the barrier to me writing a silly something… several silly somethings, to be quite honest.
 
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Should've had the cape baldy punch Lung Armsmaster. Would have saved you from that burn! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

...What, I can make a funny still. >.>
 
What this? 2 updates withing a short time of each other? I must be dreaming, because that is unreal!
 
Was Saitama ever a groupie like this? I can't remember and I haven't read the original manga (the art is just too rough for me to handle) and I don't remember any flashbacks that show that kind of attitude in the redraw.

Edit: not a criticism, by the by, just a genuine question on my memory.
 
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Was Saitama ever a groupie like this? I can't remember and I haven't read the original manga (the art is just too rough for me to handle) and I don't remember any flashbacks that show that kind of attitude in the redraw.

Edit: not a criticism, by the by, just a genuine question on my memory.
By OPM's start, Saitama was a jaded guy. All the fights are uninteresting to him then... So And no, he wasn't a groupie.

He could be persuaded to think heroism as cool however (see latest Murata sentai-team one-shot), but OPM's canon universe seems to be tailor-made to knock cape-baldy's brand/outlook of heroism down a peg every opportunity it gets...
 
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#38 (Arc 8)
A/N: Apologies for the delay of this snip. Way back during the last update, I've set a (new) release cycle of about 1 release per week (Every Friday, Saturday at latest), which I managed to maintain… for all of 2 snippets. The reasons are a bit too personal to make public, but still.... Sorry about that.
The reason for this update however? Well… this snip is brought to you by the wonders of… having free time due to suffering from Dengue. 'Good' times, dat.
:(
Snip #38

There was a pause, a deceptively long lull. The dust cloud settled quickly in the meantime, thinning enough for me to see more details.

I did not need anything other than a brief glance to know Armsmaster's armour had seen better days. It was as if every inch of the futuristic metal costume was damaged in some way, whether it was tarnished, dented, charcoaled, missing, torn, or any combination of the above. The damage to his left armguard was especially bad; a large gash split the armour piece from end to end, one of the pieces only attached by a half-torn strap.

And it was all the more jarring because of the contrast of the pristine armour in my memories not five minutes ago.

It was also obvious the man behind the armour wasn't having the best of days; blood could be seen dripping from his nose, as if in emphasis of the laboured breaths he took. The crimson line matched another on his arm, this one a trickle from the torn armguard, down the limp arm to pool at the tips of his strengthless fingers-

A roar of guttural rage interrupted my moment of inspection. I turned my head towards the sound by reflex, just in time to see an explosion of flame and debris. The already tormented entrance widened even more as the flames charged into the apartment complex.

Lung had arrived.

I barely recognized the gang leader. Lung was half again larger than he had been, but that was not the only difference I could see; his body no longer appeared human. His neck stretched out from his body, his head aggressively set front and forward. A similar shift had affected his mouth and nose, now a snout similar to that of an alligator on his elongated face. His torso was now more bulbous than cylindrical, and he had two pairs of what appeared to be wings on his back.

And every bit of him appeared to be well protected under a layer of scales. Scales which his skin had appeared to have turned into, scales which still afforded him freedom of movement as I watched him used his thickly scaled limbs which used to be his arms and legs in a four-limbed lop towards the downed Hero.

His moniker 'Lung' suddenly seemed a lot less metaphorical.

The pseudo-dragon was now so gigantic he was too high for the hall. A rain of brick and plaster rained from above as his wing-like protrusions cut a trough through the ceiling, but it did not appear to hinder him one bit. Harsh flames trailed in his wake as his steps created craters on the tiled floor, a spreading bonfire of bright yellow and blue heat, a wreath of chaos surrounding the Villain as he headed straight towards the Protectorate Leader.

Armsmaster reacted much quicker than I would have thought; the Hero freed his right arm from the wall and held out the freed limb towards the Asian gang lead-

There was a flash of light.

I blinked, less because of the light and more because of surprise; his Halberd had appeared from thin air, the iconic weapon balanced upright before the Hero. Fingers closed around the haft of the weapon at the base of its axehead, and Armsmaster held the sharp edge shaky but true in Lung's direction. An aura of blue sprang into being before the Hero, a semi-circular lens of who-knew-what.

He need not have bothered.

I was there.

A tile or two bounced off the tormented floor as I landed between both Hero and Villain, my stance crouched and ready the moment I hit the surface. My bent knees quickly bled off the momentum of my landing, my feet planted firmly and apart. My waist had long twisted into position, tense in anticipation. My right arm shifted back by my side as I raised my left palm towards my target.

Despite Lung's inhuman face, I saw his eyes widened at my presence. He began to react as his battlelust-filled roar truncated into a gurgle, moving in that slow but heavy way I had observed earlier; his feet tore troughs through the tiled floor as they dug in, he slammed his jaws shut as he ducked his face, and both his thick scaly arms were brought up in front of him, his forearms a pair of crossed shields facing me.

I raised an eyebrow. Well, if Lung believed he could tank one of my punches, I'd oblige him. But first...

I pushed my right arm forward.

My open palm hit Lung right where both his arms crossed. Scaly flesh compressed beneath my attack, a temporary crater deforming the tough flesh of the parahuman dragon. Moments later, his guard failed in a small shower of chipped scales, ripples still forming on his flesh as both his forearms were flung back and up.

My unimpeded palm continued through the gap, hitting him square in the chest. His bulky torso compressed inwards much as his arms had, and I heard a series of popping sounds as something inside gave way.

Momentum ceased for but for a moment, a split second of stasis.

The Dragon of Kyushu shot backwards, tumbling as he exited from the hole he had entered.

I released the breath I had held in. Shifting my stance forward, I breathed in carefully as I looked beyond the missing wall. The bright sunlight and the flickering fires within the room made verifying things beyond the ruined doorway difficult, but it seemed Lung had crashed into another building's wall much as Armsmaster had to this one.

Just as planned.

And judging by the brightness at the far end of the interior of the unfortunate building, he had not stopped at one wall, or two. He did not seem to have stopped at the third, fourth… was that a fifth?

I cringed. That… that was not planned, not at all.

Surely, those buildings were just as occupied as this one. Which meant someone would have to pay to fix the new holes in their sides. More importantly, how much would I have to pay for the damage had I just done? I certainly do not have the funds for-

- I shook my head in an attempt to clear the unnecessarily selfish thoughts. I should be ashamed for thinking that! Property was not important in this very moment, what I should be focusing on was the poor folks living in this neighbourhood, the lives affected by this brawl.

I had to end this.

I dipped my stance, my body leaning forward in preparation to-

"Wait," the silent voice was loud in the aftermath of destruction, "you shouldn't stay."

I braced my arm on the floor as I tipped over, overbalanced due to the lack of a leap forward. I put a knee onto the floor to balance myself further as I twisted around to look behind me.

The Hero stood behind me, one arm hanging loosely off his shoulder as he clutched his Halberd tightly with the other. His legs trembled slightly, none too steady on his feet as he tried to hid his leaning on the shaft of his halberd, and a slight wheezing could be heard with every breath he took through his open mouth.

But what grabbed me the most were his words. "What?" I asked in surprise.

"You shouldn't stay. You should go. Escape. Hide." Armsmaster repeated softly, his voice confident and assertive despite the soft whisper… or it would be, except for the obviously battered person who had said it.

I looked into the distance, and back again.

"But… why? That's Lung," I spoke my mind, "And he had time to ramp up. You cannot win alone, you need all the help you can get."

"I can't win. but you're his target, his reason- " a cough interrupted his explanation for only a moment, a wet gurgling outburst of air. "Lung is here because you're here. He will have no reason to stay with you gone."

I stared at him, trying to understand the Hero. His words had registered clearly, but the meaning eluded me. I was a Hero, and Lung's a villain, wasn't it? If I won, if I finished things quickly, wouldn't that be better for all involved? The sooner Lung was gone, the sooner the rest of the government could then move in and help those that mattered, putting out fires, rescuing folks, the works.

Why should I run then?

Sure, there's a chance the fight would drag, but I seriously doubt it. I had my punch after all, the upper limits of which was unknown to me. Sure, my opponent's Lung, the Dragon of Kyushu, the person who had once famously fought an Endbringer to a standstill on top of a sinking island, but...

… I finally took a good look at what I was thinking.

Yeah, maybe I shouldn't stick around.

But before that happened...

"What about you?" I said as stood up. I could see Armsmaster's left eye through his shattered visor, the source of an intense stare he directed towards me. "You're in no condition to move, let alone fight. If I leave..."

"I … I'll be fine…" he took a deep breath before he continued, "I still have a few tricks, and my team will be here... soon. I can play keep away, but you need to go."

I was impressed; even as injured as he was, Armsmaster had the safety of those around him as a higher priority.

But there was something wrong in what he had said. Something very wrong.

"Ah, but there's a slight problem with that." I replied. Tapping the borrowed domino mask to add to my words, I continued, "There's no guarantee Lung will leave immediately after I'm gone, is there? Unless… he's after me, isn't he? And I'm a hero too, aren't I? I should lure him away, lure Lung away from the civilians instead."

I paused as something occurred to me.

"Well~ maybe. Being a Hero's sort of a part time thing for now."

I still needed to sort out some things regarding how I should proceed from now after all. Things such as a new identity to replace 'Sentai Spartan', familiarising myself with some low-end punches against similarly low-end villians, learning more cape facts from Tailor, figure out some personalized heroic entrance announcements, stances and quips, that sort of stuff.

"But… but..." words cut through my thoughts. Armsmaster was sputtering then, his words occasionally cut off by another wet gurgling cough.

I frowned. "But?"

"You... you're untested… Your safety..."

"Trust a fellow hero, would you?" I grinned as I petted him on the shoulder… maybe I shouldn't have done that, with how his legs buckled as his face twisted in a pained wince, "I may not look quick on my feet, but I can be fast if I want to. I'll get it done."

"I..."

"How does the ship graveyard sound? His own lair is somewhere near that place, right? And if I lure him there then give him the slip, that should de-escalate matters, doesn't it?"

"No."

"No?" I asked, puzzled. "Why?"

"Lung's my… my responsibility! I… I'll deal with him myself!"

Armsmaster had shouted that last bit as he looked straight at me. He had straightened from his earlier slouched posture, looming over me as he tried to impress his point onto me. He was every bit the imposing leader of the Protectorate ENE right then...

… even as he trembled.

"Erm…" I asked. "You sure?"

"Yes! Leave it to the authorities, me! You're a civilian, you're not even registered with us in any capacity! You shouldn't be fighting, your only duty is to keep out of fights and keep yourself safe! That's why you should go!"

"Huh." I replied, surprised. "I didn't know you need to register to be a... Wait~ then what's all that business in the Protectorate Headquarters then?"

"That's… never mind! You need to go. Now."

"Ok. I'll go, I'll go… but you know you're in no condition to stay too?" I pointed out. "Not with how you are right now."

And for emphasis, I poked.

The short yell of pain was as expected as the morning sun tomorrow.

"Come'on," I asked the re-slouched Protectorate Leader, barely hanging onto his halberd in a parody of standing on his own two feet. "If you're a Hero, then you should already know you're obviously not in a condition to deal with this situation; you'd probably hinder more than you'll help, even. But I can. It all depends on what Lung will do, but I can keep the civilians here safe. Just say the word, and I'll go."

"But… but I can still..."

Heavy breathing took over the rest of what he may had wanted to say. The Hero before me crumbled onto the floor; the conversation must have taken quite a bit more from Armsmaster than he could afford.

"Look," I continued, "How about this: If you're still worried about me being a civilian, then I'll be a civilian. I'll go up to Lung, say 'Nya ni nyaa~ni nya nya!' and then run for my life. No punches, no kicks, only running. That should be more than good enough, isn't it?"

After a deep shuddering breath he looked up again. His eyes met mine, his voice wavering as he spoke.

"That's..."

"Well?" I prodded.

"That's... ok… Just… just go…"

"Ok."

I turned around and leapt.

***
Special thanks to @Enohthree for sticking with me and my neglectful muse...
 
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The story... isn't dead? YAY! I love this thing!

Ahhh, darn him he didn't go after Lung... or did he? Tailor help him ignore Armsmaster, I want a decent punch, not that ~gentle~ push!
 
Alright, lest people think I'm doing the disappearing act yet again, have an update on the progress of the next snip...

The good news is that it's currently standing at 2,500+ words, approximately at the cutoff word limit I usually impose.

... and as you guys can guess from the wording above, there's bad news: it ends on a horrible cliffhanger.

So I decided (and my longsuffering beta Enohthree agreed) to extend it. Which means there's good news: it's going to be a lengthy one, and a climax chapter to boot. Probably half again (that's 1.5 times) the length of my usual chapter, if not twice, in an already lengthy arc (stupid fight scenes...).

... ... which also means I'm going to miss the Friday deadline.


Sum total tl;dr: what's new around here? More of the same old, same old..
:(
 
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Thanks for letting us know, And I don't mind you missing the deadlines (there were scheduled updates?!) as long as we get something. Heck this seems to be better than the last missed deadline at least! :D
 
Thanks for letting us know, And I don't mind you missing the deadlines (there were scheduled updates?!) as long as we get something. Heck this seems to be better than the last missed deadline at least! :D
Three updates ago, I scheduled weekly updates for myself in order to force my muse forward and avoid another multi-month gap between updates.

My track record since has been... abysmal...
 
I have thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Thank you, and please continue.
 
#39 (Arc 8)
Snip #39

One leap later and I was there.

'There' being a rubble mountain of loose bricks and unattached mortar, the remnants of one too many holes in a series of walls reduced into a mound of used building materials.

And yet, there was no way there were enough material to form a pile taller than myself, even if everything dislodged from all four holes I had pushed Lung through had made it here into a single pile. Given how much scattered rubble I noticed while jumping here, that was clearly not the case.

No, the reason for the additional bulk was easily deduced; here and there through gaps in between the bricks and mortar, the thick scales of a dragon could be seen. A rough humanoid form sat mostly concealed in the midst of the deconstructed material, except for a pair of feet the size of tree trunks sticking out from the bottom.

I tensed myself up the moment I saw Lung. I prepped my stance, staying a respectful distance away from his new resting spot. My arms rested by my side, ready to be quickly brought up into a guard, whilst my legs were bent and wound up to leap away on a moment's notice.

I focused all of my attention in his direction. I had to be quick the moment he decided to act, probably preceding the resumption of his rampage with a large explosion or fireball or some other form of devastating attack.

Dust flooded the space between buildings, an aftermath of the building materials' forceful removal. It barely thinned in the windless space between buildings, and I had to resist the urge to blink as it made things difficult to see in the already dim light of the alleyway.

Any moment now. Lung would storm forward anytime now.

A brick rolled down the pile. Another followed it, a clear indication of shifts of material deeper within the temporary mountain. Puffs of pulverized mortar blew outwards as something inside gave way, reinforcing the thickness of the dust cloud in the alleyway.

Any. Moment. N-

One of Lung's legs moved.

I tensed.

I needn't. The motion appeared to be a byproduct of gravity, with no will behind its execution; the green trunk of enhanced musculature had been shrinking, and it suddenly went from bending forward much like a beast's to bending backwards as a human knee should. Unbalanced, the rest of the leg simply flopped to the side.

I continued to wait. I dared not release my stance.

Lung's other leg surrendered its fight with gravity a moment later, hitting the brick pile with an unimpressive 'plonk'.

There was still no movement from the person himself.

This must be a trick. It must. There was no way the simple shove from earlier would take out an Endbringer-tier cape.

The debris mountain collapsed into itself as it continued to shrink greatly.

… I continued to hedge my bet that this must be a really smart trick.

***

If this was a trick, it must be a really stupid example of one.

The leftover pile had stopped shrinking in the long moments of anticipation, the few minutes I had been waiting for something to occur. It was now a quarter of its original size, and the side facing me had collapsed into a smaller, flatter pile on the ground.

An Asian man's heavily tattooed and muscular body was revealed in the newly opened gap. He was much larger and more built up than myself, something I could easily see for myself; he was all but naked beyond the thin layer of concrete dust on his skin, other than the splotches of half-melted material which I assumed was his clothing.

The small mound of bricks around his waist thankfully hid things that should be private from view.

Lung also appeared to be unconscious despite his obviously uncomfortable brick bedding. He slumped slightly forward, his head bowed towards the ground, his arms hung strengthless from loose shoulders and his legs remained sprawled every which way inside his newly formed blanket of reddish brown debris.

And he was snoring. A rumbling of deep sleep echoed loudly in the silent alley.

If this really was a trick, the Asian crime lord was a top notch actor.

But I was starting to think this might not be the case.

Whatever the case may be, this confrontation was decidedly anti-climactic.

I had long since relaxed my stance, resting my tensed muscles with a relaxed pose as I leaned against a wall. My caution still meant I did not look away from the dragon reverted to human even if I was blinking more to keep the dust from my dried eyes.

But… I still couldn't believe it. A single shove knocked out The Lung? A simple push from me disabled the Dragon of Kyushu so completely and totally?

Maybe Lung had fallen wrongly after he hit the buildings I had shoved him into, probably the result of leading his fall head first or something? Perhaps his larger size had been a detriment somehow, his greater weight causing his fall to be all the harder? Or he hadn't reached his legendary Endbringer strength yet, requiring more time to power up?

There was also a nagging thought in my mind that 'the Dragon of Kyushu' legend might even be overblown, but I scoffed at the wild mistruth as soon as I thought of it; the wildly popular video back home was more than proof enough of his most impressive moments.

But most importantly, I was starting to feel impatient. The waiting had stretched longer than I would have liked, and the itch to simply DO something was getting hard to ignore. I had been waiting all this time for something to happen, and Lung almost seemed to be mocking me with his unconsciousness...

Unconsciousness?

This was… a dilemma.

I knew what I had promised Armsmaster. To poke Lung and run, and in doing so leading the danger he represented away from everyone else.

But if Lung was down and out, taking him in would be easy, wouldn't it? And having him arrested would solve all the crime he represented, won't it? With a villain to capture and no downsides in his apprehension, a hero's duty was clear, wasn't it?

Yeah. I believed that was what heroes did.

Carefully, I placed my right foot carefully towards the unconscious villain. When Lung did not react to my advance, I followed it up with my left. Quietly I took another step. Emboldened I took yet another.

Less than a dozen steps later I was right on top of the gang leader.

I took a deep breath to center myself, another to ensure calmness. Slowly, I bent forward. One of my arms cautiously reached out towards Lung's sprawled leg-

It was a feeling, a sense of danger without anything suggesting such. But I reacted immediately to the the sudden premonition.

I leapt into the air.

The explosion from four stories below turned the narrow gap between buildings into a storm of moving air, a blastwave strong enough to shove me upwards.

I turned, trying to see how Lung almost got me. I had another sudden sense of danger, but this time I could see a blur of movement from beside me, above me.

I kicked outwards, my leg hitting and pushing off the sixth story wall beside me. A moment later I was sailing above the roof of the apartment opposite where I used to be.

I spun in the air fast enough to see the explosion as it occurred. A blast of fury erupted from where I had been, a devastating sphere of mobilized air collapsing the wall where I had pushed off from, a deafening roar of induced violence despite the disappointing lack of a fireball.

Wait. 'Lack of a fireball'? That did not look like one of Lung's attacks. Either he was holding something back, or-

A face suddenly filled my vision.

It was an artificial face, a crimson mask with two green vertical stripes. I immediately recognized the design, the distinctive crescent eyes, exaggerated cheeks, stretched leer and fangs of an oni mask.

And I could see more of him as he doubled over. He was wearing a black bodysuit, but the 'ninja' aesthetic this newest parahuman was obviously aiming for was somewhat ruined by the belts he also wore, militant bandoleers full of a multitude of obviously modern-looking equipment of various shapes and sizes.

I withdrew my left fist from where it had impacted into his waist, and was about to punch him out with my right when he suddenly straightened.

My eyes widened as I saw his left arm.

More importantly, I noticed the string he held in his left hand as he pulled-

- I pushed him awa-

I landed onto the rooftop on my back hard enough to scatter the gravel around me. I felt the rest of the explosion from above a moment later, a large blast of pressure from above. It was as if a giant was shoving me down. Pebbles, pipes and an air conditioner unit or three tumbled away from me as if they were weightless toys.

A large chunk of meat slopped onto the roof beside my head. It turned into dust as I watched.

So that was Oni Lee, if I remembered Tailor's lessons correctly. I also remembered what his abilities were: a teleporter who left temporary copies of himself behind when he 'jumped', copies which he used as suicide bombers.

I grinned instead as I flipped myself upright. This ninjitsu wannabe had just made a big mistake.

There was a flicker, a shadow on the ground I noticed out of the corner of my vision. I spun to my right, my left arm stretched out as it lashed low. My plan worked; my forelimb smashed into and overpowered the ninja's legs, the black suited assassin forced into a disorienting spin in the air.

My right arm was already in motion. An open palm pressed against his chest from below.

The explosion afterwards was a small, tinny pop high up in the air.

I did not look at it; I had not been idle. I spotted the next two Oni Lee clones easily, and my leap there was speedily direct thanks to the cleared roof.

The ABB cape barely had time to react before I grabbed his shoulder and thigh with both my hands. I twisted my stance with the same movement and smoothly threw him in the same direction as his previous copy.

The next clone did not even have the chance to react; he was still facing away from me when I reached him. A single jab brought unconsciousness as he slumped at my feet.

I was away even before the one I had disabled had turned into dust; another Oni Lee duplicate told me the fight wasn't over just yet. This copy knew I was coming however; he was already pulling the string on his payload despite only just starting to turn towards me.

I stopped that maneuver easily however; my arms reached out the moment I landed beside him, wrapped around him, held him up in a bearhug which also trapped his hands by his sides.

I flexed.

I felt the crackling as his ribcage collapsed. He crumbled even further, the clone dissolved into a cloud of fine, whitish dust.

The more involved maneuver had cost me some time however; there was yet another copy of the teleporter some distance in front of me, and his crimson mask seemed to mock me as he looked in my-

I sensed rather than saw another clone step up behind me. I ducked as I spun around, and my right arm lashed out at the first thing that came into view.

Another copy of Oni Lee fell as his left leg detached from under him, his knee annihilated. He was yelling in deathly silence as he dissolved into another cloud of sand.

I was already turning, searching for new targets.

There were three. Two copies of the assassin were rushing towards me from left and right, but my eyes were drawn towards the third; the oddity continued to face away from me, not moving as he stood at the edge of the roof.

And then I noticed something else; I saw the light of the far building shift as a dark silhouette formed out of thin air.

'I see you.' I grinned again.

I leapt, outracing the two explosions behind me. With an arm stretched out in front of me in a classic 'Alexandra Package' stance I quite literally went straight through the ninja's latest clone. The viscera of a pulverized, divided body turned into dust around me, blown away by the speed of my passage as I rapidly closed the distance with Oni Lee's true body.

He barely had time to notice me before I was on top of him.

I saw his eyes widen behind the slanted eye slits.

My right arm lashed forward.

Oni Lee turned his head sharply downwards.

My punch hit him right in the face. His mask splintered from the force of the blow, the head behind not so much. His nose was bloody as his neck snapped backwards, but his face was barely smashed in due to the carefully calculated punch I usually used to tap out street thugs in motorcycle helmets.

And then he turned into dust.

Dammit! He had teleported again! But where-

Remembering what Oni Lee had just done moments ago, I spun around in mid air. I looked down.

My eyes widened.

The crimson masked villain stood below me on the ground. Behind him, one of the PRT agents fell backwards, the lady officer if her hair was any indication. Another was trying to draw his pistol even as he stepped in between another pair, the last PRT trooper, and in his arms the unconscious granny I was trying to save from earlier.

I ignored my dismay at having completely forgotten about rescuing the aged senior, because shock and anger had overtaken the idle thought.

The trooper who had fallen had a knife handle sticking out of her chest.

My perception of time slowed almost without my input as I focused on the disaster happening below. I continued to stare towards the scene, and displeasure of the current situation sharpened the temporal lethargy surrounding my senses even further.

I reached forward…

… and that was when I realized I had a problem.

Despite the advantage my heightened perception gave me, I was still hanging in midair. Even with the speed I cut through the air, there was simply nothing I could use to push away from.

I was still rapidly approaching the side of a building, but without something to push off from I was stuck here for now. I was helpless to change my current course, unable to stop the events below no matter how much I wanted to intervene.

I felt my teeth grind against each other.

Below me, Oni Lee jumped towards his next victim, targeting the officer who had boldly stepped forward. He started to spin about as he closed in. His right arm was hidden behind his body for a moment before it darted forward.

There was a dagger in his hands.

Thankfully, the officer noticed. He abandoned his attempt to point his pistol towards the parahuman, raising his arms instead. It was clear what his intentions were as he planted himself firmly on the spot, his arms reaching out to deflect Oni Lee's strike.

Which was why the officer was in no position to stop the suicide bomber's next act, the bomb-triggering string in his left hand being yanked-.

Armsmaster's Halberd was fast even with my heightened perception of the world, blurring with speed as it flew into Oni Lee. Both man and weapon flew to the side as it lifted him bodily off the floor, the axe blade buried deep in the modern ninja's waist as it bent the assailant almost in half.

The next moment, there was a cloud of silver dust around the tinkertech weapon.

I turned towards where the weapon had come from. Armsmaster stood beside the van I had almost thrown earlier. He was leaning forward, no, he was falling forward slowly in my perception. His entire body was balanced too far forward with the force of his throw, his posture unable to keep him upright. His right arm was stretched before him, still moving in an arc after his throw, and the armour around his limb was sparking electricity through its entire length, his right shoulder smoking quite fiercely as if in response.

Lines appeared in the air even as the Hero continued to fall. Blue shimmers of light shone from in the air in front of him, the shape it drew hinting at the shape of his famous Halberd. It thickened quickly, solidifying into blue and white, perfectly placed for a gauntleted hand reaching for it.

Oni Lee's arrival was less flashy, and more deadly for it; he simply appeared behind Armsmaster. The Hero somehow noticed his arrival however, twisting about to face his attacker even as he fell. It seemed to be too little, too late; another dagger was in the assassin's hand, the attack darted towards Armsmaster's neck, the blade flashing in-

I finally reached the wall.

I kicked off the building as soon as I could.

I crossed the distance in an instant and landed right where Oni Lee was.

In my careless haste, I had arrived too quickly; the abused road under my feet gave up, dissolving into chunks instead of only forming cracks. A storm of tar and dirt rose from the suddenly created depression, a sudden fog centered around me from the shock of my arrival.

The back of the unmarked PRT van nearby lifted off the ground; for a moment I thought the white vehicle was going to flip over and land on its roof, but it merely rose a third of the way there before it crashed back onto its wheels.

Armsmaster fared a lot worse; already falling, the Hero was unable to brace for my arrival, and was flung across the street by the force of my landing. I winced as I saw him land on his side, tumbling along the width of the sidewalk before his out of control progress was abruptly halted by the wall of the building there.

The glowing ethereal Halberd seemed to hesitate for a moment before it disappeared again, a teleporting streak of blue announcing the weapon's intention to chase after its owner's hand.

As for the immediate threat?

I sure hoped Oni Lee had teleported. Because the body in the crater directly beneath my feet was… a silvery pile of sand.

Phew.

I gave myself a moment of relief, after which I looked around quickly, searching for my rapidly replicating opponent.

There were two, no three Oni Lees around me. One of the clones continued to chase after the retreating PRT officers despite a leg injury of some kind. Another was on top of the building where we only just fought on, looking down towards us as if he was surveying the battlefield.

And a third had just appeared on top of Armsmaster's prone body.

My body reacted before my thoughts did; I jumped. My arms swept forward without hesitation as I tried to knock out the real Oni Lee.

He turned into dust behind a cracked mask.

I quickly turned about, using my enhanced perception as a cheat as I searched for the ninja where he had looked.

There, beyond a window!

The glass panels smashed inward as I went through it, leading my arrival with a punch through the opening.

Another oni-masked face crumbled into dust.

"Nggggg…" the involuntary growl of irritation declared my feelings as I snapped my neck about, looking out of the apartment as quickly as I could.

There!

I jumped out of the apartment. I had mistakenly aimed a little high towards the edge of another building's rooftop, but I was at least close enough to kick the newest Oni Lee standing there.

Yet another clone dissolved into dust.

"Not again!" I exclaimed, annoyed. "Why you… !"

Another of the countless Oni Lees was on the other end of the rooftop, standing right where I was headed towards. This more than anything told me he was yet another copy of the teleporting villain.

And as if to confirm my suspicions, the clone's left hand pulled away from his body, a string in its grasp.

I moved… or rather, I tried to.

It seemed I did not learn all of my earlier lessons today; I was still airborne. I was unable to maneuver.

I tried to move away, tried to flailed my arms about as I headed towards the clone, but nothing I did seemed to change my path as I headed towards the upcoming explosion, unable to alter the direction of my flight.

My recent experiences told me I could tank the explosion, and come out of it without any damage.

Possibly.

It wouldn't hurt.

Maybe.

This was going to suck.

If only I had some way to fly. Perhaps a way to form explosions from my hands, or some other useful power. From blasts of wind, to bursting flames, or maybe-

I was flung through the cloud of splinters that used to be a tree...

Wait a moment.

... barely staying upright as I was flung by the force of my punch....

Could I?

I twisted in midair, bringing my left arm down beside my waist.

The clone exploded.

I punched

The roof exploded.

My back hit the same wall I had just jumped off from. I felt it give way slightly as I bounced off, still stunned by the mere fact I succeeded. I began to tumble as I fell, gravity finally having a say in how I moved.

The world careened wildly around me as I spun. Random images flashed past my eye; I saw Armsmaster's visor pointed towards me from where he laid on his back. Some distance away another Oni Lee clone crumbled as the PRT got the upper hand, both agents still pointing their pistols into the dust cloud. The much abused unmarked van flashed by where it was directly below me as Oni Lee appeared in front of it, staggering as he formed out of thin air.

I reached out my legs, bracing for-

I landed.

The top of the van dented inwards as it took the force of my fall on my feet. My knees struck the vehicle next, pushing the roof downwards. The windows shattered as the rest of my body followed, and I began to tumble off its roof.

I briefly saw glass shards spraying outwards, a beautiful display refracted in the light. A brief image of a surprised Oni Lee as he only just began to lean away from the collapsing van, raising his hands to ward off the sharp, transparent splinters. And then he was out of my sight as my head was forced to turn away; I flopped over the front of the vehicle, the radiator grill almost touching my nose as my limbs flailed everywhere.

I felt my left fist hit something.

I felt something breaking under my knuckles.

And finally my tumbling came to an abrupt stop, my out of control fall truncated by my back hitting yet another heavily abused floor.

I looked up from where I laid. Oni Lee loomed over me, covering the sky as he leaned over my body. Most of the features of his oni mask was shrouded in shadow as he looked down, his eyes wide and ominous behind the eye slits.

My right fist was already in motion.

My attempt to preempt his explosives turned out to be unnecessary however; the clone crumbled into dust before I hit. Silvery sand fell onto my face in clumps, causing me to sit up to get out of the way. I spat bits of cloned material which had gotten into my mouth, and rubbed at the sand clogged in my eyes.

Also, I heard a high pitched something. What was that?

Blinking my eyes to clear the last of the sand, I looked towards where the sound came from.

I beheld the back of another Oni Lee standing beside the sidewalk side of the van. Unlike the rest of the ninja's copies thus far, this particular one seemed to be in some distress; One of his arms was braced against the van, leaning against it as if his clearly shaking legs wasn't able to support himself. His hunched back also seemed to be radiating agony somewhat with how it bent and writhed, and his other arm seemed to be clutching something in front of him.

And he was the source of the sound I heard. It was a high pitched whine, an elongated gasp, a moan of pain that was one octave higher than anything a human could possibly produce.

I tensed as I turned about, squatting up onto my feet in the same motion. I did a quick look about for any clones, and with that done I looked back to the only Oni Lee I could see.

The masked villain continued to ignore the world, hunched over as he barely stood, his head bowed so low I was almost unable to see it from where I was. This was further proven when he did not react as a dart hit him square in the shoulder. He remained unresponsive as the turfed, silvery cylinder injected something with a hiss.

And then the oni-masked villain collapsed.

To my surprise he did not turn into dust.

Yet?

I did another quick look around for any clones, but did not find any. The sounds of explosions had also stopped, thankfully. And the body collapsed nearby still hadn't turned into dust.

Huh. That's that.

After another quick look about, I glanced towards the ABB ninja again before I relaxed. I examined my surroundings again, this time with a bit more care.

A block away, one of the PRT officer was tending to another. With a start, I realized the one being tended to was the officer I had seen being stabbed, the knife still embedded in her bulletproof vest. But she was also awake, clearly alive as she reacted to her colleague fussing over her.

Additionally, help was finally arriving; the last of the trio was in the distance, waving his arms about in the air as he directed a working black van towards us.

Also, Armsmaster was walking towards me.

Slowly.

It seemed that all the injuries and exertion had finally caught up with the Hero; he staggered forward in a good imitation of centenarian folk as he leaned heavily on his Halberd, the weapon turned walking stick digging deeply into the unsurfaced road.

I hurriedly ran over to him. He wordlessly tried to wave me away at first, but I ducked under the swing and put my shoulder beneath his arm.

"hurmph" the Hero grunted, but he said no more as he leaned onto me a moment later… an act which almost caused the both of us to fall with the way I was taken by surprise.

That blue and silver armour was HEAVY! I was surprised he could even move in this!

"So, you caught him." I said, trying to strike up a conversation as we slowly crossed the road. "You got Oni Lee."

"What?"

"That's your dart, right? I assume it has tranquilizers?"

"Yes."

"So you got him."

"... yes" He replied as he stopped. Together, we looked down at the knocked out villain.

"What's up with him anyway?" I wondered. "One moment he was teleporting all over the place. And the next he just… stopped."

I saw Armsmaster's visor up close as he turned to look at me. Through the crack in the inverted "V", I could see his eye wide with surprise.

"You don't know?"

"Nuh huh." I shook my head slightly for emphasis.

"You punched him."

I hummed questioningly as I looked back-

"You punched him…" Armsmaster repeated. "... hard enough to crack… a bone in his… pelvis."

"Oh." I thought about it. "Oh."

"Yes."

"You mean I punched his…"

"Yes."

"And cracked a bone behind..."

"Yes."

"... Oh." I winced.

I let silence fall on us as I looked down on the villain. Despite its use as a capturing device, the tranquilizer was probably a mercy to him given the circumstances.

There was something else however. A feeling I had forgotten something important, something I should have remembered. The missing memory continued to annoy me the way a mosquito did, nagging at me almost as badly as Tailor sometimes did.

Wait. Was it about Tailor herself?

No, that didn't seem to be the topic I couldn't remember. I was also confident Tailor could take care of herself, and if not she should have the range to and would have already signaled me. So that definitely wasn't it.

. …

Whatever. It would come back to me eventually.

***

This ends the Enter the Dragon arc... not counting the upcoming interlude.
Special thanks to my beta @Enohthree. You know what you did, and I thank you for it.
 
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