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From a bleeding void, fleeing across the event horizon from the entropic jaws of a ravenous Beast, lays the hope for a better future.

"For look to the immensity of time behind thee, and to the time which is before thee, another boundless space. In this infinity, then, what is the difference between him who lives three days and him who lives three generations?" - Marcus Aurelius
Praefātiō: Refugium Ultimum Teutoburgiensis
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Pennsyltucky, 'Murica
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AN: You know what's a genius idea when you have 50 billion stories collecting dust across 6 different websites? Starting another one!



O'Neill Cylinder Redoubt, in orbit of an unnamed black hole.

Sol 166, Y+1432 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – June 15th, 4896 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

The inky black void outside his window never failed to fill him with existential dread. It was all he'd ever known, in between scrounging for energy rations and spending every last bit of his mana toward maintaining the Hawking Radiation collectors. But something inside, somewhere deep in his soul, told him that there should be something more, something other than pure nothingness.

He rubbed his hands together, in a futile effort to banish the eternal chill in the air. In his mind, he recalled the warmth of his late father's lap, regaling him with tales of black dwarves before they burnt out as inert masses of degenerate matter, of how his grandmother once saw the last star in the Universe fizzle out.

Arving didn't believe those old Voider tales for a moment, but the thought of a place populated with light, beyond the dim red strips in the wall and the flickers from the accretion disk… It was comforting, especially in these trying times.

2 hours until black hole evaporation, The hologram informed.

2 hours until no more energy could be collected.

2 hours until there was nothing left to power the Reality Anchor.

2 hours until Trihexa finds them again.

How unfortunate was he to be born in the last generation, to see the end of life and universe itself. All that remained were 20,000 souls and some leftover biomass, hurtling through space on a rusted iron tube.

Yet, the Beast was relentless. It wouldn't stop until absolutely everything other than itself was banished from existence.

There were stories passed down from generations. How the gods and mortals of old united as one and laid down their lives to destroy it. But, again and again, no matter how hard they tried, they could only contain it for a short while at most. It was a force of nature – inevitable, like the entropy its very existence accelerated.

No hope, but to hide in the dark…

The comms pinged, "Jiodo, report to Deployment Bay Gamma,"

"Yes, Commandant." He replied, letting the uniform seal itself around him.

…vanish without a trace.



The rusted door screeched to a shut behind him. It was just the two of them in this room, him and Commandant Bael, and the faint light of the dwindling accretion disk outside the window.

The Commandant was an older man, pushing the limits that a supernatural lifespan could give at 65, with his sagging face and thin bone white hair. In ancient times, it was said that with magic, one could live for thousands without so much as a wrinkle; but now, with the unforgiving entropy, even the purest of blood only lasted 70 years at most before they started rotting away. Arving's own parents had perished of old age when they were just 40. Arving himself, despite his supposed youth at 16, already had prematurely graying hair.

Above the table, a dim red hologram flickered, showcasing a primitive armored gauntlet of some kind.

"I won't waste too much time, as you already know the stakes," The Commandant began. The Beast was approaching, the Redoubt was the last thing between it, and complete annihilation, "Once, in the old days before the stars burnt out, there was a final between our ancestors and It. While they lost, they were able to give us precious time by wounding it with this."

The hologram grew bigger, revealing it's scaly design in detail. Even just looking at it, it just screamed power.

"The Gauntlet of the Red Dragon. Its final wielder was able to maim Trihexa with his final blow, paying for it with his life." The Commandant explained, "For almost three millennia, it was thought to be lost… until now."

He tapped on the table, revealing a holographic pad to enter a numeric code. Then, the table slowly split open, revealing the gauntlet in its crimson glory.

"Though every one on the Redoubt is genetically a descendant of this last wielder, you are the only one with enough human ancestry for this to work."

"What do you want me to do?" Arving was unsure where the Commandant was going with this.

"Simple, I want to do one last Hail Mary and have you bond with it, learn its power." The Commandant coughed into his hand, wiping away the blood from his thin lips, "We all know what's going to happen once the Reality Anchor fails. But maybe we can at least spit in its eye before we're all gone…"

"And if that doesn't work?" Arving asked, knowing damn well his superior already had a backup plan.

The Commandant put a black iron crown onto the table, with intricate runes indicating who this once belonged to:

שְׁלֹמֹה​

The Crown of Solomon, which contained the collective wisdom of all of Angel, Devil, and Humankind.

"Then, as the designated survivor, you would be the last to bear the knowledge of who we were. You will board an escape pod, and take your chances with what's on the other side of that event horizon."

Arving took a shuddering breath, and it wasn't the failing environmental systems plunging the air to below freezing, "Is this… Is this all we have left?"

Dead silence, other than the creaking in the hull. The Commandant looked at him, deep in eye; there wasn't even the faintest spark of hope left in there, "Maybe there's someone to remember us on the other side… Maybe not. But this is all we got." He glanced over to the black hole, "Do you understand what I am asking of you, Lieutenant Jiodo?"

"Yes, Commandant."

"Then give me your arm."

Arving stuck out his arm as ordered, as the Commandant grabbed the gauntlet, began to shove his hand into hit. The metal was cold… dead, devoid of even the slightest inkling of magical power.

"Sir, I don't feel anything… Are you sure its…"

A sudden tug, a magnetic force pulled the gauntlet to the table, pinning Arving to it. He was unable to shake himself free as other men rushed into the room to restrain him. The Commandant gave him a look of mourning.

"I'm sorry, Arving… This was the only way."

Violently, the Commandant grasped him by the neck, and the Crown of Solomon was placed over his head, melting into his skull where it rested above his brow.

He screamed and cried in unimaginable agony, as an endless torrent of knowledge overwhelmed his senses, blinding and deafening him.

It lasted between an eternity and two hours; he couldn't tell anymore, from the relentless torture. But it was over now, leaving him near paralyzed, with a throbbing head as his eyes and ears trickled blood.

He could barely give protest, as his limp body was dragged to the nearest escape pod and tied down. In the corner of his eye, there was a timer on one of the screens:

45 seconds until Evaporation.

The Commandant looked as if he was about to say something, before a loud rumble occurred. The void outside was suddenly no longer black, but a deep crimson, twisting, and almost bleeding at the seams. The reality anchor was down.

Without hesitating, or so much as a goodbye, the pod was launched straight down into the shrinking event horizon.

Through the small window, as the pod tumbled and turned, Arving could barely make out anything.

25 seconds until Evaporation.

He got once glimpse of the Cylinder, as a bright red light split it in half. Out of that light, he could scarcely make out a figure… small… humanoid… but with ten wings.

It was staring at him.

15 seconds until Evaporation.

The pod had crossed the event horizon, but he could still feel it watching him. How? How!?

It turned again to reveal the same figure – closer, much closer. Hatred – that's all he felt coming from it. Pure unadulterated hatred.

10 seconds until Evaporation.

He was afraid. He was so, so afraid. But there was something else welling up inside was the Beast grew nearer.

5 seconds until Evaporation.

Damn it! He wasn't falling fast enough. He won't make it to the singularity on time. It was catching up to him.

4…

3…

2…

1–


The pod was shredded around him as it's bright red claws reached out to grasp his immortal soul.

Yet, there was a growing warmth, coming from both his chest and the gauntlet. He didn't know if it was his ears playing tricks on him, but he could almost hear a–

[Boost!]



On the outskirts of Kuoh, Japan

Sol 101, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – April 11th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

He woke up, as a soft blade of something tickled his cheek. It was bright, almost impossibly bright, as his eyes tried to adjust to the sea of gently undulating green all around him.

Arving forced himself upright, causing the puddle of something brown and wet to squelch from his movement. Looking down, he was on the edge of a sight he had never seen before, a large puddle of water… outside of the reclamation tanks. There were things, moving around in it too…

"Impossible," He muttered… These sights were something out of ancient tales.

But his senses weren't deceiving him, as smells he never knew flooded his nose, which had only known the recycled air of the cylinder.

Arving looked above, through the gaps of the strange branching structures, to the bright dots of light above… and he could only weep at its majesty.

"Fresh… meat?" A harsh, clicking whisper from behind.

Alas, all good dreams must come to an end…
 
Praeteritum Aliēnissimum
On the outskirts of Kuoh, Japan

2330H, Sol 101, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – 11:30 p.m., April 11th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

"Fresh… meat?"

Pulling himself to his feet from the grasp of lingering fatigue, he turned to see who had spoken.

"Meeeeat…"

What in the blasted void was this thing!?

"Meat… Hungry… So hungry…"

"Can I… Help you?" Arving addressed the… He didn't know what it was.

It straightened, rising from the ground on ten insectoid legs. The creature's face vaguely resembled that of a devil's, though only vaguely, as its nose was flat against its face, and it's jaw split apart into five parts across two mouth, each moving independently in their shivering bruxism.

"Succulent blood. Let me fuck your ear, Shirley Temple…" It whined, almost moaning in pleasure. It continued in a disturbing, incoherent stream of obscenities, "Stick your eyeballs into my pussy…"

"Pardon?" Arving, despite inheriting the universal tongue from his devil and angel ancestors, had no idea what this thing was going on about. If it was going on about anything at all, that is…

The creature's legs tapped against the mud as it grew more agitated, spouting gibberish, "Sephiroth Graal! Fuck the Antichrist! Cum in my ass, Mitt Romney! Death to all CIA spooks! Azazel is Obama! Bush 2012!"

Suddenly, it froze eerily still for half a second, like a demented statue, before launching itself at Arving, jaws wide open.

Arving's instincts kicked in. He stepped back, raised his hand, and let the mana flow into his blood. The sheer amount from all around almost overwhelmed him, but he regained enough control to cast a simple spell.

"[Monopole]" He whispered.

Pop! Boom!

An instant passed. The top half of the creature vanished with a large bang as air rushed in to fill the sudden void. The bottom half collapsed into a pile of rotting organs and chitin.

It was a simple spell. A magnetic monopole was formed and used to induce a topological defect in spacetime, forcing the matter into the Dimensional Gap as it repaired itself. It was among the first spells taught in the Redoubt Militia, perfect for self-defense.

"Void-damned crazies…" Arving sighed.

"[Monopole] [Monopole] [Monopole]" He cast in succession.

Pop! Boom! Pop! Boom! Pop! Boom!

Now, all that remained were three oddly circular craters, rapidly filling with water from the… pond? Was that the right word? The foreign memories bouncing around in his skull seemed to think so.

Ancient geology wasn't particularly useful in a universe where all the planets had either decayed to dust or been swallowed by black holes. And Arving had always been a below-average student when it came to history.

As he walked away from the scene, "Gah!" He recoiled and covered his eyes, having made the mistake of staring directly at a light. "Void's sake, turn down the damn brightness… you're wasting power…" he grumbled.

He kept his eyes squinted tight as he walked down the path.



A few blocks away from the Main Plaza, Kuoh, Japan

0145H, Sol 102, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – 1:45 a.m. April 12th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

The sights might have been more impressive if he wasn't nearly blinded by the lights searing his eyes. He did manage, however, to find an instrument of relief during his travels among the primitive brick and concrete structures.

Hanging from a display at one of the markets were "sunglasses," meant to protect the eyes from excessive light. So, of course, considering he lacked this place's equivalent to Energy Credits, he… borrowed a pair for his own personal use, even enchanting them to filter out the glare more aggressively.

It was a little disorienting walking among these streets, especially when the horizon in the distance didn't wrap around. Up above, there was only the star-studded void, with a glaringly bright gray orb hanging there, stealing most of the attention; "the Moon" the foreign knowledge supplied.

Perhaps it was a good thing that there weren't many people around to see him gawking. Yet, strangely, despite the ever-present unholy aura soaking the area, the few people he encountered were purely human, almost impossibly so.

Vrrm…

Then… an itch tickled at his arm, right where the dormant sacred gear was supposed to be—he resisted the urge to let it out. It was telling him to move. Pulling him. Where? No idea, but he trusted his instincts.

The streets widened as he drew closer, the itch in his arm intensifying, demanding that he let the gauntlet out. Mana—this place was absolutely teeming with it, almost bursting at the seams. His body wasn't used to such plenty. His bones ached as he approached a barrier of some sort.

Without a second thought, he activated a basic anti-tracking spell and crossed it.

Hmm… An ignorance shield? Those hadn't been used since the masquerade broke a few millennia ago.

The reason for using such things became moot when the remaining population scattered across the stars, interbreeding without care for petty things like "pure bloodlines." This ensured a sufficient supernatural admixture among any given population that such a spell wouldn't work regardless. The folks of the Redoubt, for instance, had mostly a commoner Devil background, with some Fallen Angel, Youkai, and scraps of Human mixed in.

Turning a corner, he caught sight of a fresh corpse, wheezing its final breaths as blood pooled on the ground. Arving backed away, cautious, as he felt some holy energy in the area, giving him a bit of indigestion.

His first instinct was to call the janitors for biomass reclamation, as was routine when someone passed on the Redoubt, but then he remembered that he was on an actual planet with an ecosystem.

Also, whatever this was wasn't any of his damn business.

Fwoosh!

Then, a positively ancient-looking teleportation circle appeared midair, bathing the night in a crimson hue. His sensitive senses were assaulted by the shining aura of a pure-blooded devil—like, really pure-blooded, as in high-class noble and not the pseudo-commoner "pure-blooded" Commandant Bael claimed to be.

"So, you must be the one who summoned me, right?"

The pure-blooded devil girl gently floated down to the ground, her crimson hair waving gently in the breeze. Her expression was mostly neutral, but there was a bit of pity in her eyes for the dying boy.

Well, at least that solved the mystery of the unholy aura. The entire town reeked of her mana.

Now, Arving was far from a fashionista (having lived most of his life in jumpsuits and uniforms), but what she was wearing was certainly… flattering, almost to a tasteless degree. Was this girl a pervert, or was this some strange Old World custom he was unaware of?

"Since you are dying anyway…" In her hand, appeared a…

Holy shit, was that an Evil Piece!? He must have been back much farther than he'd thought – the ancient devils had done away with that barbaric practice millennia ago. Was she really going to take this soon-to-be corpse as a slave?

"...I hope you don't mind if I take you in."

The piece floated downward, splitting into eight pawns as it slowly approached the boy. Then, right before they touched, the pieces froze.

Huh?

"Huh?" The girl, confused too, tilted her head like a lost puppy.

She made a forceful downward motion with her hand. Four of the pieces were absorbed into the body, but the rest started shaking and twitching midair.

"Come on… this has never happened before…" the girl muttered in frustration. "Just get in–"

Fwip! Fwip! Fwip! Fwip!

Out of nowhere, the four remaining pieces shot out like bullets, straight toward Arving. He had barely half a microsecond to react before he was thrown back and knocked out cold.



???

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Arving Jiodo

In an instant, he opened his eyes to…

"Must be dreaming… Must be dreaming…" An incessant whisper from his left. It was the boy.

He pulled himself up to stand upon the nothingness. The non-existence surrounding him wasn't the familiar pitch-black void he'd grown up with. It was more akin to what you see from the back of your head when you try to look. The (lack of) sight twisted the mind, which tried to fill it with something: darkness.

"Just wake up, Issei. Just wake up," The boy muttered to himself, pacing in a circle.

Was this all just some fucked up dream, as his mind grew closer to the inevitable singularity? Was the Beast playing a trick on him, tormenting him as its last victim in his final moments?

"What in the shit is this solar cycle…" Arving shook his head in disbelief.

The boy whipped his head over to Arving, "Who are you!? What is this place!?"

"Brother, do I look like I know?" Arving retorted, "Who are you?"

"Hyoudou Issei. You?"

All of a sudden…

Crackle!

The nothingness parted in a bright red light behind the boy. When it dimmed, a gargantuan, winged, scaled creature glowered down. Issei trembled before the creature's gaze, as the area took on a deep crimson tint.

[Who dares to interrupt my slumber!?] The creature's voice was a deep roar, its aftershocks trembling deep inside Arving's guts. [You are… Why are there two of you?]

"Fuck me, the questions just keep piling up," Arving groaned, starting to get a headache from all the light shows he's been involuntarily subjected to, "Hey, big guy! Any idea on what this place is?"

The creature fixed its gaze upon Arving, and a faint pressure squeezed his chest.

[You stand before a Great Dragon, weakling! Show me the respect that is due!] The creature chastised.

"Uh, dude, I don't think we should–"

"That is not an answer, 'Dragon'." If this was truly eternal torment, then the Beast must be planning to torture him though inconvenience and confusion, "Where are we?" Arving asked impatiently.

The creature studied him with a sharp gaze for a brief moment before whipping its head upwards and opening its maw.

[HAH! Hahahahahahaha–]

It let out a deep, rumbling laugh, almost shaking the void itself from the sheer power of its aura. The clamor went on for a long moment as they stared in confusion until the creature regained its composure.

[–Hahh… You've got balls, half-breed, speaking to the Welsh Dragon like that.] Was that supposed to mean anything to him? [I am Y Ddraig Goch, the Red Dragon Emperor. And this is my prison.]

"Uh… Mister Dragon, Sir? What do you mean 'prison'?" Issei finally summoned the courage to speak.

[Ddraig will suffice, human. It is a long story, but to make things short, the White One and I were having the usual brawl—which I won, by the way. The puny gods did not like that very much, so they sealed us into these weapons. This one, the Boosted Gear, resides in your left arm…] The creature explained with no shortage of humility – very unhelpful. [...Or, both of your left arms? I am still trying to understand how I am being wielded by two souls.]

"Well… uh, is there any way out of–" In an instant, the boy flickered out of existence.

"What the!?" Arving recoiled.

[Cease your panicking, half-breed. He just woke up.]

"Oh…"

[Wait…] Ddraig extended his neck, leaning in close, his massive snout inches away from Arving's arm. He could feel scalding hot air brushing over his skin from the nostrils. [This one is… Time travel? How? I thought the creators had made that impossible. Yet here you are, half-breed, your soul and the human's daisy-chained together. Who are you?]

From browbeaten instinct, "Lieutenant Arving Hemorig Jiodo of the Redoubt Militia, 2nd Infantry – citizen number 566762,"

[Interesting…]


"So what–" Arving started.



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0704H, Sol 102, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – 7:04 a.m. April 12th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

Before he knew it, he opened his eyes once more to a blinding light that nearly fried his sight. "Gah, fucking lights!" His hoarse throat itched.

"He's awake, Buchou" A little girl's monotone voice.

"I see…"

Through the cracks of fingers, while he covered his eyes, he saw a shoulder covered with red locks of hair.
 
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0704H, Sol 102, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – 7:04 a.m. April 12th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

"He's awake, Buchou,"

"I see…" Through the cracks of his fingers, he could see the red-headed Devil girl lean over the cushion of the couch he found himself laying on, "You know, it is considered rude not to look a lady in the eyes."

"As much as it shames me to be discourteous," Arving pulled himself to an upright sitting position, keeping his eyes covered all the while, "I'm afraid I am not a creature well suited to the light… Unless you happened to have a spare set of shades."

It was quite the understatement. His ancestors had lived in darkness for generations and had become quite acquainted with it, through various fortunate (or unfortunate) mutations. It seemed that such sensitive vision meant for making things out in the starless void was ill-suited to these more vibrant times.

"I believe these are yours?" The red devil spoke.

There was a brief red flash, and he felt the familiar plastic being deposited into his free hand. He fumbled with them for a moment before securing them on his face. Blinking away the spots, he took in his surroundings.

"Thank you, Miss…"

"Gremory. Rias Gremory," she finished for him. With a silent gesture, the tiny white-haired girl who smelt vaguely like a cat left the room. "Which leads me to a few questions of mine… Who are you, and what were you doing in my territory?"

"It's a long story, and I doubt you'd believe me even if I told you," Arving said, running a hand through his prematurely gray hair.

As a young child, it had been a brilliant blond. But, entropy turned into a real bitch the last few decades as the universe neared its end. Outside the field maintained by the reality anchor, almost all matter decayed within minutes.

Even inside the field, everyone suffered from rapid aging, with symptoms not unlike progeria for those of less supernatural ancestry. There was a reason why his generation was considered the last. When he was just 5, his grandmother passed – she was the oldest on the entire station at 67. And a mere few years later, right as they both turned 40, his own parents contracted dementia and withered like raisins within a month – what a horrible way to go.

"Try me," Rias challenged, her arms crossed.

"My name is Arving Jiodo, and I'm a time-traveling space alien here to save the universe."

"Pfft!" Rias doubled over with a snort, her face as crimson as her hair as she struggled to contain her laughter.

A moment passed before she regained her composure. "No, seriously, without the–" she paused, searching for the right word, "…That. How did you get into my territory without me noticing?" Her face straightened.

"I honestly don't have a void-damned clue," Arving answered half-truthfully. "I just woke up in a mud puddle and was harassed by a stray. After dealing with that, I made my way to this town and found you standing over that boy… Wait, is he alright?"

The evil pieces had some healing properties when the target was nearly dead, right? Yes.

"He's fine, but he'll probably wake up feeling terrible in about an hour," Rias informed him.

"Good to h–eeaagh," Arving yawned, stretching his back.

Fwoosh!

Huh… His wings looked awfully leathery… And there was a lot more dark energy radiating from them than usual…

Wait… Those evil pieces. Did she?...

He quickly checked the imaginary space orthogonal to his soul, finding not only a connection to the sacred gear in his left arm, but also four pawn pieces chaining him to the girl..

Fuck!

"What have you done?" He asked through gritted teeth.

"You are a devil now…" Rias flinched, taken aback by his sudden hostility. "I-I didn't mean to! The pieces did that on their own!"

"It was a rhetorical question. I know how the piece system works." He glared at her through his pitch-black sunglasses. "You made me a slave."

"B-but–"

"I don't care about your excuses. You have taken a sovereign mind and soul and bound it to eternal servitude." He snarled. "Where I come from, that would have earned you an execution by firing squad."

"It's not slavery!" She blurted out.

"It's not?" He tilted his head. "Pray tell, what happens to me if I defy your will or refuse to follow orders? What if I tried to leave right now?"

From another room, he heard the sound of metal being unsheathed and the crackling of magic charging for an attack. Suppose that must be the rest of her peerage…

"…"

"Exactly. Now, let's be honest from here on out. What exactly am I?"

With a look of shame evident on her face, "…You are my servant."

"Thank you. Now, how do I get these parasites off my soul?" He asked, referring to the evil pieces.

He already knew the answer – he was going to be trapped in this for a long, long time – but he wanted to hear it from her. Perhaps he should have been thankful the devils had rid themselves of their savage caste system by the time mankind had started leaving its cradle. Freedom taken for granted is oft squandered…

She stood in silence for a moment, before, "…The only way is for you to become a high-class devil."

"Then… It looks like we're going to be stuck together for a couple of decades, Master." The venom in his tone lessened slightly but didn't disappear entirely.

She sat down on the couch next to him. "I'm…" She looked as if she was going to reach for his hand but decided against it at the last second, pulling away. "I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry, Arving." Her eyes started watering, tears leaking down her cheeks. "Accident or not, I have taken away your life and your free will, and there's nothing I can do to make up for that."

Arving sighed, the anger draining out of him, leaving behind only cold fatigue.

Bracing himself, he took off his glasses, gritting his teeth as he resisted the urge to close his eyes against the light. He looked her in the eye, his own bloodshot, irisless ones meeting her bright blues. An adaptation to the void, but it also made the brightness of this world painful.

"You apologized. That's more than I can say about a lot of people." He heard the crackling from the other room ease up. "I won't make any promises, but I'll try not to be too much of a bitter asshole…"

"On my honor as a Gremory, I won't abuse or mistreat you, Arving," she said, and he could see the sincerity in her eyes. "We'll be just like family."

"I'll hold you to that, Master."

He nodded. He put his glasses back on, the light already giving him a migraine.

Rias turned, "You can come out now."

Out of the adjacent room came three people: a little girl with white hair who reeked of suppressed senjutsu, a blond boy slightly older than him hiding behind a polite facade, and a black-haired girl desperately trying to mask her dark holy energy with a devil's aura. In short, he'd known them for all of three seconds, and he could already tell he was sitting in a field full of landmines and supernaturally empowered mental illness.

Joy.

"Arving, this is Himejima Akeno, my Queen, Kiba Yuuto, my Knight, and Toujou Koneko, my Rook," Rias introduced them. "Akeno, Yuuto, Koneko, this is Arving Jiodo, the newest member of our family."

"A pleasure," Kiba said first, looking like a handsome prince straight out of a fairy tale.

"Oh my…" Akeno said, demurely putting her hand to her lips as she subtly scanned him from head to toe, her eyes lingering a suspiciously long time on his chest and crotch. Come on, now, he wasn't that impressive.

"Hm." Koneko, the Rook, only gave a brief grunt before stuffing her face with a sweet roll.

The foreign knowledge let him know what was the appropriate response, "It is good to meet you too. Please take care of me," He got up from his seat and bowed sharply.

Maybe, just maybe, he could make this work…



Kuoh Academy, Kuoh, Japan

0930H, Sol 104, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – 9:30 a.m. April 13th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

Unfortunately, at the behest of his new master, he was forced to attend the primitive education institution in which they all resided. By virtue of his age, Rias had placed him as a First Year student in the "high school". There, the other owner of this territory, one Sona Sitri (Shitori Souna or Kaichou when around the humans), had given him a brief rundown on what to expect.

Standing just outside the door of his homeroom, he eavesdropped.

"We're getting a transfer student already?"

"I heard he's from Italy,"

"What if he's hot–"

"Shh!"


Well, it was comforting to know that some things stayed the same. No matter the millennium, teenage girls remained teenage girls.

"You can come in now," the teacher called out.

Arving walked into the classroom, standing front and center.

"Wait. That's him?"

"Ugh. He looks like a zombie – all pale and gross."

"Shut it, Aoko! He might hear you!"


It was to be expected with a lifetime of little to no sunlight and nutrition outside what the matter synthesizers could make. Pale, sallow skin,, and being a baker's dozen pounds short of a healthy weight did not a fashion model make.

"Good morning. I am Arving Jiodo – or Jiodo Arving, if you prefer the Japanese naming convention. It is a pleasure to meet you all. Please take care of me." He bowed politely.

"Uh, sensei, why does he get to wear sunglasses?" A boy raised his hand and complained.

"It's for a medical reason – I suffer from aniridia, so bright lights are painful for me." Arving answered before the teacher could shut the boy down.

"Jiodo, you'll be sitting right next to Toujou, near the back." The teacher informed him.

"Understood," He made a beeline for his seat.

"Poor Koneko… having to sit next to that creep…"

Easy there, girl. Don't want to break an ankle from jumping to conclusions so fast.

His fellow reincarnated devil did not protest the new arrangement, only giving him a brief neutral glance before burying her nose in her notebooks. Judging from her aura, though she was not completely used to his presence, she did not actively see him as a threat.

To make a long day short, the classes at the school were nothing special.

"Now, if you take the cotangent of…"

The mathematics were dead easy, much to his boredom. Though, that was probably due to how he was taught them, rigorously and ruthlessly from an early age. Unless you were nearly purely supernatural, mathematics was a prerequisite for physics, and you needed to know physics to bend them with magic. Everyone on the Redoubt was expected to be a mage and to do their part. Those who had failed to learn magic had only back-breaking manual labor as an option.

"Here, we can see that the sand erodes away from…"

The science class suffered from the same issues as the math. Worse, it was wrong and incomplete half the time as the theories failed to take into account the magical nature of the universe. There was a reason why the connection between quantum mechanics and general relativity, as well as the true nature of dark energy, were not found until well after the masquerade fell.

"If you would turn to page 102…"

History and literature would have been interesting to study if he didn't already have an endless pit of random knowledge drilled into his skull spoiling everything. At least the latter made up for that by how peculiar the Japanese language was. Seriously, who the blasted void needed three writing systems?

"Now, while most plural nouns have an 's' at the end, this is not always the case…"

English was just a stupid and inconsistent bastard child of a language.

"As you can see, the 'x' is printed onto the terminal instead of 'y' because the if statement is…"

The last class was computer science. While playing around with such primitive hardware and software did have its own charm, the actual contents of the classes left much to be desired.

Coincidentally, he shared every single class with Toujou. What's more, the seating arrangement always had him sat right next to her, and he was assigned to the same groups as her by the teachers. Now, Arving wasn't one to point any fingers, but he had a feeling that his new master had a hand in this.

Not that he was complaining – it could have been much, much worse. Toujou did not seem to be the kind to cause him any trouble, unlike the handful of girls peddling rumors of his supposed "creepiness" and "perversion" (where the fuck did that second one come from? Was a man not allowed to be just unattractive?) behind his back.

Overall, he found it all a huge waste of his time and energy.



Kuoh Academy, Kuoh, Japan

1545H, Sol 103, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – 3:45 p.m. April 13th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

In her infinite wisdom, his master had decided on "easing" the other new addition to her peerage into the supernatural world. Thus, she had thought it best that Arving be the one to introduce it to Hyoudou.

She had informed him that Hyoudou was rather… hormonal, to put it politely. So, it came as little surprise when he'd found the boy peeking into the girls' lavatory with two other miscreants.

"Stop hogging the view, Matsuda!"

"Oh my God," a brief flash of pain went through Arving's temple, "Akane's cute little ass is just perfect. Perfect!"

"C'mon guys, lemme see!"

"Ahem," Arving cleared his throat, causing the trio to instantly freeze up. Hyoudou in particular stared at him as if he had seen a ghost.

"..."

"Hyoudou, we need to have a chat." Arving declared plainly.

"Uh, guys… I gotta–"

"OI!" A girl's voice had cut in, and the two other boys immediately bolted, leaving Arving and Hyoudou behind, "What are you two perverts doing!?" They were surrounded by human girls in robes carrying sticks.

"Uh…girls, I can explain…" Hyoudou shrunk back from the girls as they loomed over him. They readied their sticks to strike at the both of them.

"I don't wanna hear any excuses. You knew damn well what would happen if you went peeping again." Their leader exclaimed, "Now take your beating like a man!"

Arving raised his hand, interrupting, "As funny as watching you kick his ass might be, I'm afraid I have business with him first," he spoke neutrally as he pulled the boy to his feet, "Come on, Hyoudou. Let's go."

"And where do you think you're going, Jiodo?" The leader of the group practically snarled, "How do you know you're not creeping on us like Hyoudou is?"

Arving sighed, "Ladies, I really don't have time for–"

"Die, creep!"

Alas, one of the girls was far too eager for blood and ran up to strike at Arving. But before her stick could connect, he used his superior reflexes to grab it and kick her in the stomach.

"Uagh!" Spittle flew out of the girl's mouth as her eyes bulged out. She lost her grip on the stick, tumbling onto the dirt and grass.

"–this…"

The rest went silent, staring at him in shock. The girl groaned and rolled, huddling into a fetal position on the ground. The message was clear: play stupid games, win stupid prizes. And she was paying the price for her impulsive foolishness.

"Now, I sympathize. I wouldn't want my privacy violated by a pack of horny monkeys, either. But violence is never the answer…" Arving gave them a mild-mannered smile, "So, if any of you try to hit me with those sticks again, I will snap your fucking necks and feed you to the reprocessor. Am I clear?"

"..."

"Thank you for your understanding."

As he turned around and walked away, he roughly grabbed the gawking boy by his jacket and dragged him along.

So much for repairing his tarnished reputation.



A secluded street, Kuoh, Japan

1612H, Sol 103, Y-1453 (Interstellar Standard Calendar) – 4:12 p.m. April 13th, 2011 A.D. (Gregorian)


Arving Jiodo

"Thank you – thank you so much, dude! You've really done me a solid getting me away from those girls,"

"Don't mention it." Please, actually, don't. This was like the fifth time Hyoudou thanked him for sparing him an ass-kicking, and it was getting real stale.

The boy scratched the back of his neck, "I don't know why but… you look really familiar, and it's giving me some hardcore déjà vu. Have we met before?"

"Yeah, ran into each other on Tuesday," Oh, it was just now that he realized forgot to properly introduce himself. He extended a hand, which the boy accepted, "I'm Arving,"

"Hyoudou Issei," The boy replied, before giving him a curious look, "Just checking, do you know about a girl named Amano Yuuma?"

Who?

"Never heard of her," Arving answered honestly.

"Well, it was a long shot…" Hyoudou muttered with a shrug.

They turned left at the next intersection, onto a main road's sidewalk. The buildings were starting to thin out, no longer being connected in rows, standing on their own as individual homes.

"So, Arving, you were going to talk to me about something?"

"Oh, right. I was going to tell you about the…" Arving trailed off as he suddenly sensed a spike of tainted holy energy in the area.

"How strange, to meet creatures like you two in a place like this," a man's voice came from above, accompanied by the flapping of wings. "Tell me. Who are your masters… If you have any, that is?"

"Rias Gremory," Arving answered.

"What? You know one of the two Great Ladies!?" Issei harshly whispered.

"Really?" The man gave him a skeptical stare before turning to Hyoudou, "And you?"

"Uh–I… Uh… Err–" Hyoudou tripped over his words, shaking in his boots at the sight of the fallen angel.

"Oh dear, it looks like the owner of this territory is doing a poor job managing these strays…"

Shwing!

Out of nowhere, the fallen angel summoned a light spear and threw it at Issei. Arving just barely reacted in time, summoning his sacred gear and pushing the boy out of the projectile's way. Simultaneously, the sacred gear appeared on the boy's arm as well.

Ping! Crack!

It bounced off the metallic scales of his gauntlet, splitting the pavement behind them.

"What the fuck!?" Issei screamed as he tripped and fell.

Fucking void! What was up with all the bullshit accusations and slander today?

As Arving readied himself, the fallen angel prepared a volley of spears, pointing at them from all sides…
 
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