Turn 1, 2030-2035, First term of Secretary-General Ana Ferreira
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"The UN Security Council formally recommended Ana Ferreira as Secretary-General of the United Nations today at noon. To their Excellencies the Permanent Representatives to the United Nations, in my quality as 9th Secretary-General of the United Nations, I would like to give my own recommendation of Ana Ferreira. Though she is not well-known to most members of this General Assembly, her work as head of the Brazilian Space Agency was exemplary and led her country to greatness. She has also worked in private capacity as an advisor to the United Nations Office for Outer Space Affairs, helping developing nations put satellites into space through the Dream Chaser Microgravity mission. She has thus demonstrated qualities of efficient leadership but most importantly, compassion that will serve her well as she lead the United Nations toward the future. I thus ask the member of this Assembly to pass a consensus resolution making Secretary-General Designate Ana Ferreira, the world's top diplomat for the next five years to come."
- Secretary-General António Guterres hailes Ana Ferreira as a wonderful choice to steer the United Nations. Credit: UN News Centre
As a supranational organization financed by the goodwill of the member states, your finances are ridiculously low. You get 15 Budget every turn to spend on turn actions.
You may spend more than one die on an action to help it succeed. You may personally help a space action succeed, giving it a +10 bonus.
Depatment Efficiency will will give a bonus to any roll of that department.
When you use a country's dice for a space action, you take a -5 Opinion penalty to that country, and only that country's, opinion. That apply to the Minors as well.
Often all you need to gain goodwill are kind words and diplomacy. Tour a country, smile and wave, talk about the need for unity in time of crisis... the public will listen to you, and the state will listen to the public. +5 Country opinion:
-[]EU, DC30
-[]CANZUK, DC30
-[]Japan, DC30
-[]India, DC30
-[]Russia, DC50
[]Ukraine Peacekeeping:
Novorossiya, or the Donbass People's Republic, is unrecognized by most UN states. But being a breakaway state in a profound humanitarian crisis, you technically have a remit to intervene there. Send in some Blue Helmets to stabilize the region - and prevent the Ukrainian Army from fighting there any longer. Russia will love you for it, but the EU will be very concerned, and the minors won't like the precedent it sets. DC30, 5 Budget, need at least 50 EU and CANZUK Opinion, +15 Russia Opinion, -10 EU Opinion, -5 Minors Opinion, -5 CANZUK Opinion
[]Request Japanese Peacekeepers:
Ever since the 2020 Cruz Report recommended a more aggresive stance for the UN peacekeeping forces, Japan has stopped participating in peacekeeping operations to avoid breaching its Constitution. The current government chafe with the Article 9 though, and would love to have an excuse to undermine it. Formally and publically request Japanese aid with peacekeeping - they have one of the biggest army in the world, after all - and not only will you please Japan, you will get free soldiers, what's not to like? East Asia will be worried, though.
Autopass, +5 Budget for this turn, +15 Japan Opinion, -10 Minors Opinion, -5 China Opinion
[]Kashmiri Peacekeeping:
A low-grade civil insurrection has been simmering in Kashmir for 10 years now, and increasing radicalization from both Muslims and Hindus mean that a not inconsiderable fraction of international terrorists come from Jammu and Kashmir. Propose to send Peacekeepers and international reconciliation tribunals to help end the crisis. India will hate this move with a passion, but terrorism-stricken countries - and there are many - will appreciate your action. DC40, 5 Budget, -20 India Opinion, +10 Minors Opinion, +5 EU Opinion, +5 CANZUK Opinion, +5 Russia Opinion, +5 World Stability
[]Listen to the nations:
Kind words won't get you very far. You need to know what they want - a smile is much more appreciated when it comes with a gift, after all. Thankfully, you can simply ask. DC40. Establishes a DPPA rumor mill
[]Constitutional Reforms:
Let it not be said that supranational authorities are any sort of efficient. The UN is built on what the nations can agree on - as it turns out, frightfully little. Your Secretariat is hamstrung by all sort of constitutional red tape, and you need to cut through if you're ever going to solve this crisis. Of course, any such broad change will require agreement by both the Security Council and the General Assembly. Need Minors, Russia, EU and CANZUK Opinion of at least 60.
-Shackle the agencies: The specialized agencies of the UN, like the WHO, the IMF, the FAO, etc, wield most of the power of the UN itself, and this with a startling degree of independance from yourself. You need to harness their strength to help you bear this crisis - and for horse-trading with the member states... DC60, +10 Secretariat Power, much lower DC for ECOSOC humanitarian actions
-Election Reform: While the General Assembly gets to vote on the new General Secretary, de facto the election is in the hands of the Security Council - and its permanent members. Propose to have the election take place entirely within the Assembly - most countries will love you for it, and your successor will be less beholden to the Security Council. DC70, +5 Secretariat Power, -10 Security Council Influence, +10 Minors Opinion, -5 EU Opinion, -5 CANZUK Opinion, -5 Russia Opinion
[]Political Appointments:
The nations all love embedding their nations within the UN staff so as to monitor and influence you. That's the price for their trust - you have accepted that in the past, you will accept it again - you need goodwill. +10 Country Opinion, -10 Department Effectiveness, Autopass
-[]Write In Nation
--[]Write In Department
[]Cleaning House:
The UN is riddles with political appointees of all stripes, named with little regard for competence but rather for country afilliation and loyalty. Not only do they hamper the effectiveness of your civil service, but they also spy on you for their country. That has to stop. DC40, +10 Department Effectiveness
-Write In Department
The US and China are both bitter at the UN after the fiasco of the last General Secretary Election. This is a major obstacle to an eventual reentry of both countries into the UN, and will take a lot of time to be forgotten. You might be able to speed up the process, however - the UN is nothing if not diplomatic. DC60, better results at higher score.
-[]With the USA. +10 USA Opinion, open up more reconciliation actions
-[]With China. +10 China Opinion, open up more reconciliation actions
[]The Chinese Question:
Ever since the Republic of China fled to Taiwan, the question of the two China has been a dangerous one for the UN. With the People's Republic of China suspended from the UN for its refusal to pay its dues, the question has been reoponed once more: which China is the true China? Many opportunities lie there - but the risks are immense.
-[]The ROC is the true China:
The Kuomintang currently in power in Taiwan would be very grateful if it was welcomed back in the UN - and given back the Chinese Security Council seat it occupied prior to 1971. Having a sure ally among the Permanent members would be a major boon for the Secretariat and would prevent the PRC from influencing your politics through that seat - but it would also kill any hope of reconciliation, and could even open the prospect of nuclear war. It might please the Americans, though. DC40, +10 Secretariat Power, -10 Security Council Influence, -70 China Opinion, +10 USA Opinion
-[]Status Quo is King:
Antagonizing China is never the best idea. That said, opening negotiations with China for a recognition of Taiwan as an independant country distinct from mainland China would be a major win for the UN, and would win you congratulations from all over. You will need to offer them something truly massive in exchange, however. DC90, China Opinion at least 90, China Opinion -45, Public Opinion +20, all country opinion +10, World Stability +10
[]Chinese Subcontracting:
China has manpower and money aplenty. Enough that they could easily bankroll a major operation of your space program if they felt like it. Autopass. Gain a space action. -20 China Opinion.
[]American Subcontracting:
Your space program need expertise. Hell, it badly need expertise. American aerospace companies have this in spade - SpaceX and Virgin Orbit having developed reusable launchers that could cut your launch costs by one third or more. Buy their rockets until you can develop some reusable launchers yourself. Be wary though - American companies are, well, American, and in the current climate, that could be dangerous. DC30. Lower the minimum country Opinion necessary to get space actions. 5 Budget, -5 Budget/turn
[]Shifting the blame:
Blame China and/or the US for the current environmental troubles. Not a very friendly move, but they have given you plenty of ammunitions and having a clear party to blame will actually make you more popular by comparison. DC30, +10 Popular Opinion, -10 China/US Opinion.
[]Keeping your enemies close:
While the UN traditionally has no spies, it has always had plenty of big-eared diplomats. Unleash them on your geopolitical rivals - you need to do what they are doing and why. Actual spies would be better, but this is a good start. Establishes a DPPA rumor mill.
Not particularly helpful for humanity's survival, but space conquest is not cheap, and you need funds. Go take it where it is, in rich businessmen's pockets. Most nations will not like the uses you have for their money, though. +10 Budget/turn. -5 Opinion from all spacefaring powers, DC30
[]LEO habitat:
Before any long-term conquest of space be doable, humans will need to be able to live in space for extended periods. You will build a habitat destined to test the necessary technologies, in Low Earth Orbit, safe from cosmic radiations. DC70
[]Asteroid Resource Survey:
You know where the true riches of space are - on asteroids! Send space probes to identify the richest asteroids of the system. DC50
[]Lunar exploration program:
The Moon may not be as rich as the asteroids, but it's much, much closer. Send more lunar rovers - helium-3, rare metals, water - you need to know where those are. DC40
[]Moon base:
Humanity's first foothold on an alien world, it would also be a proof of concept for self-sufficient living in space, and test the associated techs. Could be repurposed into a base of lunar mining and manufactoring base later. DC80
Whatever the rhetoric about space conquest and climate change, fighting humanitarian crisis remain one of your most important duty, one neglected during the three chaotic years before your election. With over 260 million inhabitants, the country is regularly struck with famines made worse by the still ongoing insurgency in northeastern Nigeria. This has generated millions of refugees. The member states will not let you relocate them though, so you can't do much more than send money in the form of food and field hospitals. DC60, +5 Minors Opinion, +5 World Stability, 5 Budget
[]Deccan Drought Relief
Droughts, already a severe problem in India during the last decade, are only getting worse as the climate change. Years of underperforming mansoons have created a very dangerous situation on the Deccan plateau, and India shouldn't have to face this alone. Send experts there to drill wells, transfer water from less affected regions and, if worse come to worse, help the inhabitants relocate. DC65, 5 Budget, +10 India Opinion
[]Dutch Dykes
With the slow rise of the waterline, the old Dutch dykes are slowly becoming obsolete. The EU would appreciate havng some financial and technical help, and it would a good training for the soon-to-come moment when such dykes will be needed all over the world. Some will say the EU is rich enough to take care of that on its own, though. DC50, 5 Budget, +10 EU Opinion, -5 CANZUK Opinion
[]Australian Wildfires
The draughts that are becoming more and more common all over the world don't only cause death by thirst, they also create raging wildfires that destroy large swathes of Australia's forest almost every year. This time, you'll be ready. Create a special commission dedicated to protecting the inhabitants and the forests, and organizing the fire fighters all over the continent. After all, the carbon the wildfire release make this a truly global issue. DC60, 5 Budget, +10 CANZUK Opinion
[]Expand the Institute:
The Institute for Training and Research is the UN's main research agency, and as experience working on both climate change and spatial research. However, it is also both too independant and too small for your purposes. Give it some budget in exchange for power of the purse and expand it as necessary for your space program. DC30. Open up research actions for the ESC, 5 Budget
[]Take Covert Control:
While in theory the ESC does not obey the General Secretary, being another autonomous branch of the UN, in practice there are many ways you can ensure the ESC do what you want it to. The General Secretary has the power to name officials in the ESC - use and abuse this to place like-minded persons in charge. DC30/70, on lower DC manipulations will be exposed. On success, grants more ESC dice. +10 ESC Effectiveness
Moratorium on this vote for the next 4 hours. Votes will remain open for 24-48 hours afterward. Don't hesitate to tag me for questions. Discuss!
- Secretary-General António Guterres hailes Ana Ferreira as a wonderful choice to steer the United Nations. Credit: UN News Centre
As a supranational organization financed by the goodwill of the member states, your finances are ridiculously low. You get 15 Budget every turn to spend on turn actions.
You may spend more than one die on an action to help it succeed. You may personally help a space action succeed, giving it a +10 bonus.
Depatment Efficiency will will give a bonus to any roll of that department.
When you use a country's dice for a space action, you take a -5 Opinion penalty to that country, and only that country's, opinion. That apply to the Minors as well.
Executive Office of the Secretary General (5 dice to spend)
[]Woo the nations:Often all you need to gain goodwill are kind words and diplomacy. Tour a country, smile and wave, talk about the need for unity in time of crisis... the public will listen to you, and the state will listen to the public. +5 Country opinion:
-[]EU, DC30
-[]CANZUK, DC30
-[]Japan, DC30
-[]India, DC30
-[]Russia, DC50
[]Ukraine Peacekeeping:
Novorossiya, or the Donbass People's Republic, is unrecognized by most UN states. But being a breakaway state in a profound humanitarian crisis, you technically have a remit to intervene there. Send in some Blue Helmets to stabilize the region - and prevent the Ukrainian Army from fighting there any longer. Russia will love you for it, but the EU will be very concerned, and the minors won't like the precedent it sets. DC30, 5 Budget, need at least 50 EU and CANZUK Opinion, +15 Russia Opinion, -10 EU Opinion, -5 Minors Opinion, -5 CANZUK Opinion
[]Request Japanese Peacekeepers:
Ever since the 2020 Cruz Report recommended a more aggresive stance for the UN peacekeeping forces, Japan has stopped participating in peacekeeping operations to avoid breaching its Constitution. The current government chafe with the Article 9 though, and would love to have an excuse to undermine it. Formally and publically request Japanese aid with peacekeeping - they have one of the biggest army in the world, after all - and not only will you please Japan, you will get free soldiers, what's not to like? East Asia will be worried, though.
Autopass, +5 Budget for this turn, +15 Japan Opinion, -10 Minors Opinion, -5 China Opinion
[]Kashmiri Peacekeeping:
A low-grade civil insurrection has been simmering in Kashmir for 10 years now, and increasing radicalization from both Muslims and Hindus mean that a not inconsiderable fraction of international terrorists come from Jammu and Kashmir. Propose to send Peacekeepers and international reconciliation tribunals to help end the crisis. India will hate this move with a passion, but terrorism-stricken countries - and there are many - will appreciate your action. DC40, 5 Budget, -20 India Opinion, +10 Minors Opinion, +5 EU Opinion, +5 CANZUK Opinion, +5 Russia Opinion, +5 World Stability
[]Listen to the nations:
Kind words won't get you very far. You need to know what they want - a smile is much more appreciated when it comes with a gift, after all. Thankfully, you can simply ask. DC40. Establishes a DPPA rumor mill
[]Constitutional Reforms:
Let it not be said that supranational authorities are any sort of efficient. The UN is built on what the nations can agree on - as it turns out, frightfully little. Your Secretariat is hamstrung by all sort of constitutional red tape, and you need to cut through if you're ever going to solve this crisis. Of course, any such broad change will require agreement by both the Security Council and the General Assembly. Need Minors, Russia, EU and CANZUK Opinion of at least 60.
-Shackle the agencies: The specialized agencies of the UN, like the WHO, the IMF, the FAO, etc, wield most of the power of the UN itself, and this with a startling degree of independance from yourself. You need to harness their strength to help you bear this crisis - and for horse-trading with the member states... DC60, +10 Secretariat Power, much lower DC for ECOSOC humanitarian actions
-Election Reform: While the General Assembly gets to vote on the new General Secretary, de facto the election is in the hands of the Security Council - and its permanent members. Propose to have the election take place entirely within the Assembly - most countries will love you for it, and your successor will be less beholden to the Security Council. DC70, +5 Secretariat Power, -10 Security Council Influence, +10 Minors Opinion, -5 EU Opinion, -5 CANZUK Opinion, -5 Russia Opinion
[]Political Appointments:
The nations all love embedding their nations within the UN staff so as to monitor and influence you. That's the price for their trust - you have accepted that in the past, you will accept it again - you need goodwill. +10 Country Opinion, -10 Department Effectiveness, Autopass
-[]Write In Nation
--[]Write In Department
[]Cleaning House:
The UN is riddles with political appointees of all stripes, named with little regard for competence but rather for country afilliation and loyalty. Not only do they hamper the effectiveness of your civil service, but they also spy on you for their country. That has to stop. DC40, +10 Department Effectiveness
-Write In Department
(United Nations) Department of Political and Peacebuilding Affairs (5 dice)
[]Initiating Detente:The US and China are both bitter at the UN after the fiasco of the last General Secretary Election. This is a major obstacle to an eventual reentry of both countries into the UN, and will take a lot of time to be forgotten. You might be able to speed up the process, however - the UN is nothing if not diplomatic. DC60, better results at higher score.
-[]With the USA. +10 USA Opinion, open up more reconciliation actions
-[]With China. +10 China Opinion, open up more reconciliation actions
[]The Chinese Question:
Ever since the Republic of China fled to Taiwan, the question of the two China has been a dangerous one for the UN. With the People's Republic of China suspended from the UN for its refusal to pay its dues, the question has been reoponed once more: which China is the true China? Many opportunities lie there - but the risks are immense.
-[]The ROC is the true China:
The Kuomintang currently in power in Taiwan would be very grateful if it was welcomed back in the UN - and given back the Chinese Security Council seat it occupied prior to 1971. Having a sure ally among the Permanent members would be a major boon for the Secretariat and would prevent the PRC from influencing your politics through that seat - but it would also kill any hope of reconciliation, and could even open the prospect of nuclear war. It might please the Americans, though. DC40, +10 Secretariat Power, -10 Security Council Influence, -70 China Opinion, +10 USA Opinion
-[]Status Quo is King:
Antagonizing China is never the best idea. That said, opening negotiations with China for a recognition of Taiwan as an independant country distinct from mainland China would be a major win for the UN, and would win you congratulations from all over. You will need to offer them something truly massive in exchange, however. DC90, China Opinion at least 90, China Opinion -45, Public Opinion +20, all country opinion +10, World Stability +10
[]Chinese Subcontracting:
China has manpower and money aplenty. Enough that they could easily bankroll a major operation of your space program if they felt like it. Autopass. Gain a space action. -20 China Opinion.
[]American Subcontracting:
Your space program need expertise. Hell, it badly need expertise. American aerospace companies have this in spade - SpaceX and Virgin Orbit having developed reusable launchers that could cut your launch costs by one third or more. Buy their rockets until you can develop some reusable launchers yourself. Be wary though - American companies are, well, American, and in the current climate, that could be dangerous. DC30. Lower the minimum country Opinion necessary to get space actions. 5 Budget, -5 Budget/turn
[]Shifting the blame:
Blame China and/or the US for the current environmental troubles. Not a very friendly move, but they have given you plenty of ammunitions and having a clear party to blame will actually make you more popular by comparison. DC30, +10 Popular Opinion, -10 China/US Opinion.
[]Keeping your enemies close:
While the UN traditionally has no spies, it has always had plenty of big-eared diplomats. Unleash them on your geopolitical rivals - you need to do what they are doing and why. Actual spies would be better, but this is a good start. Establishes a DPPA rumor mill.
(United Nations) Office for Outer Space Affairs (EU + CANZUK + Minors = 3 dice)
[]Space Tourism:Not particularly helpful for humanity's survival, but space conquest is not cheap, and you need funds. Go take it where it is, in rich businessmen's pockets. Most nations will not like the uses you have for their money, though. +10 Budget/turn. -5 Opinion from all spacefaring powers, DC30
[]LEO habitat:
Before any long-term conquest of space be doable, humans will need to be able to live in space for extended periods. You will build a habitat destined to test the necessary technologies, in Low Earth Orbit, safe from cosmic radiations. DC70
[]Asteroid Resource Survey:
You know where the true riches of space are - on asteroids! Send space probes to identify the richest asteroids of the system. DC50
[]Lunar exploration program:
The Moon may not be as rich as the asteroids, but it's much, much closer. Send more lunar rovers - helium-3, rare metals, water - you need to know where those are. DC40
[]Moon base:
Humanity's first foothold on an alien world, it would also be a proof of concept for self-sufficient living in space, and test the associated techs. Could be repurposed into a base of lunar mining and manufactoring base later. DC80
(United Nations) Economic and Social Council (3 dice to spend due to lack of official control over the Council)
[]Alleviate the Nigerian crisisWhatever the rhetoric about space conquest and climate change, fighting humanitarian crisis remain one of your most important duty, one neglected during the three chaotic years before your election. With over 260 million inhabitants, the country is regularly struck with famines made worse by the still ongoing insurgency in northeastern Nigeria. This has generated millions of refugees. The member states will not let you relocate them though, so you can't do much more than send money in the form of food and field hospitals. DC60, +5 Minors Opinion, +5 World Stability, 5 Budget
[]Deccan Drought Relief
Droughts, already a severe problem in India during the last decade, are only getting worse as the climate change. Years of underperforming mansoons have created a very dangerous situation on the Deccan plateau, and India shouldn't have to face this alone. Send experts there to drill wells, transfer water from less affected regions and, if worse come to worse, help the inhabitants relocate. DC65, 5 Budget, +10 India Opinion
[]Dutch Dykes
With the slow rise of the waterline, the old Dutch dykes are slowly becoming obsolete. The EU would appreciate havng some financial and technical help, and it would a good training for the soon-to-come moment when such dykes will be needed all over the world. Some will say the EU is rich enough to take care of that on its own, though. DC50, 5 Budget, +10 EU Opinion, -5 CANZUK Opinion
[]Australian Wildfires
The draughts that are becoming more and more common all over the world don't only cause death by thirst, they also create raging wildfires that destroy large swathes of Australia's forest almost every year. This time, you'll be ready. Create a special commission dedicated to protecting the inhabitants and the forests, and organizing the fire fighters all over the continent. After all, the carbon the wildfire release make this a truly global issue. DC60, 5 Budget, +10 CANZUK Opinion
[]Expand the Institute:
The Institute for Training and Research is the UN's main research agency, and as experience working on both climate change and spatial research. However, it is also both too independant and too small for your purposes. Give it some budget in exchange for power of the purse and expand it as necessary for your space program. DC30. Open up research actions for the ESC, 5 Budget
[]Take Covert Control:
While in theory the ESC does not obey the General Secretary, being another autonomous branch of the UN, in practice there are many ways you can ensure the ESC do what you want it to. The General Secretary has the power to name officials in the ESC - use and abuse this to place like-minded persons in charge. DC30/70, on lower DC manipulations will be exposed. On success, grants more ESC dice. +10 ESC Effectiveness
Moratorium on this vote for the next 4 hours. Votes will remain open for 24-48 hours afterward. Don't hesitate to tag me for questions. Discuss!
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