Winged One said:
It counts bonuses from a better vehicle, is our penalty that bad, or did that boring fuck Exalt and start spamming a First Excellency?
Blando was, and has always been, the Yozi of Generic Harem Protagonism.

His First Excellency explicitly does not apply to anything that even tangentially involves sex, or extricating yourself from complicated relationship situations. It always applies, though, if you can just hotblood or herpaderp your way through something.
 
foyada said:
It says wonderful things about how you characterized Harmeet.
Uh, actually that was me too.

I was basically like "let's have one of the other important racers be a Sunny Emmerich/Tiny Tina/Anakin Skywalker teen genius who Ravana thinks of as a little sister and who's totally unprepared for the lethality of the race, then shoot her down and kill her off to make the point that yes, a lethal race is actually genuinely lethal.

What can I say? I know how to get people attached to a character. And then gutpunch them. :D
 
Aleph said:
Uh, actually that was me too.

I was basically like "let's have one of the other important racers be a Sunny Emmerich/Tiny Tina/Anakin Skywalker teen genius who Ravana thinks of as a little sister and who's totally unprepared for the lethality of the race, then shoot her down and kill her off to make the point that yes, a lethal race is actually genuinely lethal.

What can I say? I know how to get people attached to a character. And then gutpunch them. :D
Us murdering Cybitch got that point across instead right? *puppy dog eyes*
 
Redline
Redline

Flight.

It's Ravana's passion. His love. His obsession. One of the few things he loves as much as drugs. When he's in the air, he's free. All the problems on the ground fade away, all of the crap in the shithole he comes from is left behind. All that's left is him, his ship and the sky.

It's the best feeling in the world.

Currently it's a feeling that's tarnished by worry over Harmeet, not to mention the bumping and juddering of his ship, but he still feels the familiar thrill go through him as he cranks his sole remaining engine to full throttle and adjusts what few flight surfaces remain attached for supersonic flight.

It would be suicide for anyone to try this, but they've got a handicap Ravana doesn't have.

They're not him.

It doesn't say good things about a ship's lifespan when the pure awesome running through it is so high that the awesome switch breaks when Ravana flips it one last time, but what the hell. He throws the ship into the first turn, edge-on to the ground, and right away it tries to overbalance and smash against the rocks. He's having none of that, he slams one of the airbrakes, punches the accelerator, and fires into the canyon walls to turn the tumble into a spin, bottoming out just in time to hurl around the next corner. As he approaches the next straightaway, he accelerates and corkscrews through Chandra's slipstream to get a few seconds of reduced drag. Then a sound like a thousand screaming banshees rips through the air, and a Mach disk forms and bursts around his vessel as the acceleration slams him back into his seat like a sledgehammer.

... okay, actually that kind of hurt. Dammit, why did he unpack all the Trance from the cockpit? Okay, sure, it makes the occasional dragon come out of the walls and try to eat him, but it would be real handy for the pain about now. Ah well. He'll just have to rough it.

With a savage whoop of glee that's echoed by every speaker in the race, he does a supersonic barrel-roll past Chandra, noting with satisfaction that the race cameras catch it perfectly - oh, hey, sweet, they added a little cut-window of his cockpit to show the rude gesture he made while upsidedown. He flips the remaining nub of the switch back to Awesome to commemorate the occasion. His rival's own afterburners light up, but too slow - he's got no chance now that Ravana's ahead of him. Nobody but nobody passes Ravana while he's in the zone.

Now all he has to do is overtake everyone left in front of him while making sure those worrying clanking sounds in the wing don't develop into something fatal before he crosses the finish line, and avoiding being shot down by anyone who objects to his passing them.

Should be a piece of cake.

Marcelina and Rax are next. They're accelerating, presumably because Chandra said a rude word and they figured out what he's doing. Marcelina pulls ahead of Rax, breaking the sound barrier first. In response, Rax activates his wings and pushes his engines to full. His ship isn't faster, but Marcelina's forced to slow and turn as you approach, and Rax practically leaps on her. A plasma wing shears through her engine block, and the squid's ship spins towards the floor, emitting belching smoke all the way, but according to her screen she survives the crash just fine. Which is nice.

It takes Ravana the better part of twenty seconds to overtake Rax. The Mantis-man swings for Ravana, but he glides over the blade and bounces Rax into a landslide in progress. The mantis' ship slices its way out in a spray of superheated mud and shattered boulders, but by then Ravana's already passed him and is heading for the front.

Ilana's trivial to overtake, and while Blando's got a far better ship and screams bizarre nonsense at Ravana over the comms, he isn't too difficult to pass up either. Really, there are only two big surprises here.

The first is that Chandra's still behind Blando, he expected his rival to have caught up already. Evidently that stupid new ship Blando had pulled out of his ass after the Harun Cup was counting for more than Ravana'd assumed.

The second is that the camera isn't focused on him. I mean, after his stunt forced basically everyone else to go supersonic or get left in the dust, he'd expected at least a little camera attention, but no, instead it's zoomed in on a series of tunnels behind Blando and Ilana. And after a moment it becomes obvious why. Rax is ducking in and out of the tunnels, slowly, surely catching up to Blando and Ilana for what you're certain is a gruesome fate involving lots of plasma blades. Ilana's noticed, but she's not moving out of the way, instead she's putting herself between Rax and Blando for some stupid reason.

Ravana has a moment, he can say something, interfere, maybe urge Ilana to leave Blando over there. Maybe even get her to just turn on him formally. He is about to let her serve as a meatshield, after all.

But...should he? Blando'll be distracted by his waifu in distress, Ilana won't be in much form to interfere after a plasma blade to the rear engines, and Rax won't catch up if he gets stuck in a dogfight. It'll just be Ravana and Chandra, pretty decent odds.

And, frankly...he could handle a loss to Chandra. Ravana could ask him to free Indrajit, he might even do it, and...Ravana respects him. As loathe as he is to admit it.

But Blando? Ilana? Not so much.

Choose One:

[ ] Let her do it. If she wants to spend the rest of her life as a not-girlfriend of Blando McBlanderson (Or Die for Him) then that's her choice. (.8x)
[ ] MAX RAVANA. (2x. 2 Die Stunt.)
[ ] Tell her to fire on Blando herself. It's a bit fucked up though, I mean, he kinda deserves it but it's really messed up to do this. (.6x)

Choose One:

[ ] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)
[ ] Your left engine's gone, but if you stick close to the slag streams the heat should reignite your fuel for a bit, giving you a boost of speed later. You know, if they don't kill you.(+1 difficulty, +3 dice on next turn's piloting roll. 1.3x)
[ ] Bide your time, take it slow for now, your systems can't take much more damage, so you need to be careful. Maybe try to get some of these switches working again. (-1 Hazard, you can convert threshold successes to remove more hazard.7x)
[ ] STRIFE. Time to start shooting the competition. (+1 Dif, +1 Hazard, Pick a Target. .8x)
[ ] Take cover. You're damaged, if Chandra decides to cripple you to finish the race, well, you're fucked. (+1 Difficulty, +3 to all DVs. 1x)
[ ] Stalk. The landslides and tunnels give you a unique opportunity to stalk a racer of your choice before unleashing a horrible ambush on them. (+1 difficulty, you roll stealth against an enemy, if you succeed they're treated as surprised if you attack or do something to them next turn, Pick a Target. 1x)
[ ] Zone Out. Knocking someone through a landslide or two, or pinning them in a collapsed tunnel, may well force them to land or crash. (+1 Difficulty, pick a target, whoever gains the least threshold successes of the two of you gains 3 Hazard. 1.3x)
 
[ ] Let her do it. If she wants to spend the rest of her life as a not-girlfriend of Blando McBlanderson (Or Die for Him) then that's her choice. (.8x)
[ ] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)
 
[ ] Let her do it. If she wants to spend the rest of her life as a not-girlfriend of Blando McBlanderson (Or Die for Him) then that's her choice. (.8x)
[X] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)

The solution is more speed. A LOT more speed.
 
With basic + Fly again + hopefully stunts there is hope it would be enough... well, hope is fickle thing...
 
I'm thinking Drop-tanks we never knew existed, and the Awesome switch literally tearing itself apart as we boost towards Mach 2.

Maybe a few wing spars crumpling as our bird's wing effectively shift violently and cruelly towards a swept position for Super-Cruising.

Because lets be fair, were pulling a Redline finish with our bird falling apart on the landing.
 
[X] Tell her to fire on Blando herself. It's a bit fucked up though, I mean, he kinda deserves it but it's really messed up to do this. (.6x)
[X] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)
 
[x] Tell her to fire on Blando herself. It's a bit fucked up though, I mean, he kinda deserves it but it's really messed up to do this. (.6x)
[x] Your left engine's gone, but if you stick close to the slag streams the heat should reignite your fuel for a bit, giving you a boost of speed later. You know, if they don't kill you.(+1 difficulty, +3 dice on next turn's piloting roll. 1.3x)
 
[X] Tell her to fire on Blando herself. (.6x)

Ravana toggles on comms with a finger flick, mostly because the G-forces of constant punishing acceleration on a fragile human body are insane. If it wasn't for a punishing high-G exercise regimen, Ravana would be in G-LOC immediately from half the turns, and even so he's flying the entire course now in monochrome, his color vision fading from the stress.

"Are you seriously going to die for Blando McBlanderBlandy, Ilana? Seriously?" He rasps. "What, do you think that he's going to love your little heroic sacrifice, maybe declare his true love towards you and you'll have won his heart at the cost of your life? Newsflash. He doesn't give a shit about you. He never did. He just thinks you're a hot piece of ass that he parades around as a trophy. No, what's going to happen is three things. First, you're going to die. It's probably going to be horrible and painful, because Rax isn't aiming to kill quickly, which means you'll probably enjoy a Mach 2 crash with no inertial dampening. Second, Blando is going to pretend to weep for the cameras while he gets someone to squeegee you out of your cockpit because he doesn't give enough of a shit about you to do it himself. Third? He's going to go to the other, what, fifty or so girls so desperately competing for his heart and get 'comfort'. Face it. The only way you're going to win his heart, if that's even a goal you actually want instead of something you've deluded yourself into thinking, is by forcing him to recognize that you have some actual power in this relationship, instead of being more submissive than a maidbot."


[X] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)

Deep breath. You know that at the G-loads you're suffering, you can no longer rely on your unconscious mind to do breathing for you. Everything is a chore. Inhale. The flight suit's systems force oxygen right down into your lungs, machine taking over where flesh fails. Exhale. Force the air out of your lungs with one part training and one part sheer will. See the entire panel of yellow and red that your vehicle integrity MFD is showing, now all fuzzy monochrome gray as your vision fails, until it comes back to you in splashes of blurred color. Dismiss it as irrelevant with a flick of your eyes, switch it to terrain following radar. Think ahead. With your reaction speed you can't make mistakes. You have to have everything planned out ahead of time. For a brief moment, you wonder if it would be better if you were one of those other guys.

No. That way lies weakness. You're not going to doubt. They may have forced you into a race where machines have an advantage over man. But that just means they've evened the odds, whereas before you'd be a shoe-in for the winner. You feel another spasm of pain as you negotiate a high-G turn. But pain is weakness leaving the body, and with all this, this just means there is very little weakness left. You are RAVANA dammit, you're going to beat these guys who've spent ten times your lifetime earnings on single racing ships and bio-augs and rub it in their faces, or die trying. And you're not going to die.

[WARNING WARNING CRITICAL ENGINE FAILURE IMMINENT]

Good. That just means it's going to be irreparably wrecked anyways, so it doesn't matter if you keep pushing it. If you had the ability to still move your arms, you'd be slamming the throttle as far forward as you can. Instead, you'll just have to make do with computer controls and steely-eyed determination.
 
[X] MAX RAVANA. (2x. 2 Die Stunt.)
[X] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)

Fuck errything, WE GONNA DO THIS!

In all seriousness, Ravana doesn't seem the type to give any fucks whatsoever. We already faced down the trade of 'Let somebody die to better your odds or don't go trading one life for another' before, and then did so again. Let's do it a third time; we'll keep her alive, and convince her to split off of the sort of bullshit life a blando haremette lives.
 
havocfett said:
[ ] Let her do it. If she wants to spend the rest of her life as a not-girlfriend of Blando McBlanderson (Or Die for Him) then that's her choice. (.8x)
[ ] MAX RAVANA. (2x. 2 Die Stunt.)
[ ] Tell her to fire on Blando herself. It's a bit fucked up though, I mean, he kinda deserves it but it's really messed up to do this. (.6x)
A part of you, that little voice which wouldn't shut up after you first saw a bird above the slums, screams at you to let her go. You've got a dream, you've got a goal, and right now you've got an old rival to show up and a younger brother who needs a good yelling-at. Ilana's dead weight, and if she can't figure out enough to cut Blonde and Boring loose, you won't let yourself fall to give her a hand.

But you know...she reminds you an awful lot of Harmeet. Ilana's got some of that same talent with machines, a little spark of Awesome on the track, and if she'd just wise up and give Schmuckatelli a quick love-tap to the daddysacks, you might actually respect her.

And if you're being honest with yourself, you can't forget that smoking pile of wreckage all those klicks down the track behind you.

You key the comm, point-to-point. "Ilana, how d'ya feel like dying today? Ever seen what happens when two meters of plasma blade meets overheated engine?" You tap your chin. "Oh, wait, you don't have to imagine it. Just rewind the camera back to when Rax turned cyborg-bitch into metal confetti, and voila! Now sit back, relax, and wait for him to do the same to you."

You drop your voice. "You think Rax'll let you live? You're between him and what he wants, and you know his record. He'll cut right through you to get to your boy-toy, and where'll you be then?"

You aren't even sure the radio's working, but Ilana's voice cuts through the slight haze of static. "Fuck off, you-"

"That's the spirit!" you interrupt, wincing as the static blasts your ears. "Start thinking for yourself, girlie! You think love's gonna conquer all out here in the dirt? You think Generic-o over there's going to stop frenching your next-in-line long enough to pick your bits 'n pieces up after you eat plasma for him? Get real."

There's silence over the channel, punctuated only by the rattle of your remaining engine. "Listen to me, girl. You're a blind idiot, and you're gonna die out here following your "love" into the dirt. I know this world, I know this race, and if you think for a second that Blondie will use you for anything more than a five-second meatshield and a publicity stunt over your corpse, then wise the fuck up. I've already seen one little girl die today, and you're too old to be this dumb."



Also:
[X] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)
"Because pilot, duh."
 
dash931 said:
[X] MAX RAVANA. (2x. 2 Die Stunt.)
[X] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)

Fuck errything, WE GONNA DO THIS!

In all seriousness, Ravana doesn't seem the type to give any fucks whatsoever. We already faced down the trade of 'Let somebody die to better your odds or don't go trading one life for another' before, and then did so again. Let's do it a third time; we'll keep her alive, and convince her to split off of the sort of bullshit life a blando haremette lives.
This is why we get her to fire on him herself. She'll probably end up behind Rax due to all the maneuvering, and Blando McBlanderblandson, Son of Blando McBlanderblandson, Scion of the planet Bland VI, will eat phasers (set to tsun). Win-win. She lives, Blando gets his comeuppance for being a sockpuppet, and maybe Rax can cut him in half while Metal Gear Rising-styled buttrock plays.

So maybe even win-win-win. It's not MAXIMUM RAVANA but we should save that for Ravana 2.0, shouldn't we?
 
MJ12 Commando said:
This is why we get her to fire on him herself. She'll probably end up behind Rax due to all the maneuvering, and Blando McBlanderblandson, Son of Blando McBlanderblandson, Scion of the planet Bland VI, will eat phasers (set to tsun). Win-win. She lives, Blando gets his comeuppance for being a sockpuppet, and maybe Rax can cut him in half while Metal Gear Rising-styled buttrock plays.

So maybe even win-win-win. It's not MAXIMUM RAVANA but we should save that for Ravana 2.0, shouldn't we?
Yeah, except I'm not really that big on convincing people to shoot other people. We've had enough death for one day.
 
dash931 said:
Yeah, except I'm not really that big on convincing people to shoot other people. We've had enough death for one day.
Blandy McBlanderson ceasing biological functions is not death. That would imply things about him that are not borne out of observation. Besides, he's the Generic Harem Protagonist. He'll probably survive some tsun-tsun action anyhow, if you insist that you don't want to actually do a service to the galaxy by removing some litter from it.
Olive said:
[x] MJ12 Commando

A stray thought, but do we even know his name beyond 'Blando?'
I think his name is so generic that the universe itself censors it by find-replacing it to "Blando".
 
MJ12 Commando said:
Blandy McBlanderson ceasing biological functions is not death. That would imply things about him that are not borne out of observation. Besides, he's the Generic Harem Protagonist. He'll probably survive some tsun-tsun action anyhow, if you insist that you don't want to actually do a service to the galaxy by removing some litter from it.
Just because he's a callous ass doesn't mean we should straight up angle people to kill him.

We save that for monsters like Cybitch.
 
Vote change...

[X] MAX RAVANA. (2x. 2 Die Stunt.)
[X] If the rockslides are triggered by sound, then obviously the solution is to break the speed of sound. You're in the last stretch, no reason to slow down now. (+2 Autosux, +2 Hazard. 1.6x)

Better than Ravana turning in Asshole McAsshole. Ravana is not Kirei.
 
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