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Hey, listen. You're starting school soon, right? The most important things to know about your new school is that it's a ripoff loving homage to the first season of Card Captor Sakura, and that it's full of lesbians. Especially the rich girl: she's repressed, but it's quite obvious if you look at the literature. So, remember: If you ever get in front of the room and you're really nervous, just imagine any two of the girls there kissing each other right there in the classroom.

Good luck. We'll be helping you out along the way. Oh, and, cute glasses. Definitely keep them. And the braids. I mean, you need to be careful about your appearance. You wouldn't want too much attention from the wrong kind of girls, after all.

[Don't mind me, just taking a break from the tac!Clarisse TTS quest. :) ]
 
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Hey, listen. You're starting school soon, right? The most important things to know about your new school is that it's a ripoff loving homage to the first season of Card Captor Sakura, and that it's full of lesbians. Especially the rich girl: she's repressed, but it's quite obvious if you look at the literature. So, remember: If you ever get in front of the room and you're really nervous, just imagine any two of the girls there kissing each other right there in the classroom.

Good luck. We'll be helping you out along the way. Oh, and, cute glasses. Definitely keep them. And the braids. I mean, you need to be careful about your appearance. You wouldn't want too much attention from the wrong kind of girls, after all.

[Don't mind me, just taking a break from the tac!Clarisse TTS quest. :) ]
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That fic's rated M... Nothing NSFW right?
 
Just stay calm and don't worry about it, you're not insane and in fact we can be quite useful... Except for when we aren't :\.

Let's not go over the convoluted explanations, suffice to say that we are on your side and that there is a high chance things will start getting very crazy very fast, but we will do our best to help.

Welp, this looks quite interesting.
 
Look to the Left said:
That fic's rated M... Nothing NSFW right?
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Out of an abundance of paranoia, mostly. I wouldn't personally quite consider it safe for work. I also wouldn't consider it the sort of thing a typical Internet community would say, "You should only post this in the section labelled NSFW," or otherwise dangerous. There are teen girls making dirty jokes, there's handholding, and there's approximately 1.5 seconds of imaginary tongue. That's about it.
 
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Out of an abundance of paranoia, mostly. I wouldn't personally quite consider it safe for work. I also wouldn't consider it the sort of thing a typical Internet community would say, "You should only post this in the section labelled NSFW," or otherwise dangerous. There are teen girls making dirty jokes, there's handholding, and there's approximately 1.5 seconds of imaginary tongue. That's about it.
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Sorry bout that, just wanted to check just in case. Had someone posted a SFW PMMM/Jojo doujin that was hosted on a hentai site on my older quest a few years back.
 
Don't worry, Akemi-san. Breathe deeply, try to relax and just go along with it. Quantum soul magics works in mysterious ways, and for all we know you are the original--but what does "original" even mean? You are without doubt a truly sentient and independent person on your side of the Wall.
But you have to consider the chance that you have to be careful around here. Maybe you should search Internet for those rumors about Kazumino and suicides. "Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you", as they say.
But let's hope everything is going to be alright--and we will be by your side if you ever need our help.

(I guess that Cicero puns can wait)
 
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    • Firebird Zoom said:
    Hi, Homura, I'm Firebird! How are you doing today?
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    "I... Am I still in the hospital?"

    RexHeller said:
    Don't worry Homura. We've already done this sort of thing once before with a different version of you, and after a brief period where she thought she was going insane, we guided that Homura to a very happy ending. You're in good hands. Also, I'm Rex by the way.
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    One of Homura's eyes twitched as she read that. "I-I'm... Not the first?"

    Hyp3rB14d3 said:
    You should look up how to make bombs on the internet. Just a suggestion based off of what's coming.
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    "Wait what." She didn't seem to like that.

    TheBleachDoctor said:
    Hi Homura. I have led countless iterations of you to misery. Except for the one time that you were a cat.
    My suggestion: Get a cat. Cats are small, nice, fluffy, and can comfort you when you most need them.
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    The left lens on her eye glasses cracked. "M-Misery?"

    tomoyo said:
    Hey, listen. You're starting school soon, right? The most important things to know about your new school is that it's a ripoff loving homage to the first season of Card Captor Sakura, and that it's full of lesbians. Especially the rich girl: she's repressed, but it's quite obvious if you look at the literature. So, remember: If you ever get in front of the room and you're really nervous, just imagine any two of the girls there kissing each other right there in the classroom.

    Good luck. We'll be helping you out along the way.     Oh, and, cute glasses. Definitely keep them. And the braids. I mean, you need to be careful about your appearance. You wouldn't want too much attention from the wrong kind of girls, after all.
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    "B-But... I don't even know what you by a rich person is or who she is and... What's this blue thing?" Stretching out her arms she reached out and grabbed hold of the link. In her hands she now holds the entirety of fanfiction.net. "Did... Did I just grab a website or something?"

    Yeah you just pulled the entire site into your reality.

    "So these are stories right? But who's this Madoka person and... romance and angst?"

    Someone you might meet in the near future. Though I recommend not reading these kinds of stuff. A few of them are great mind you but the vast majority are bad and some... could possibly get you in jail...

    She cocked her head curiously. "They can't be that bad right?"

    *10 minutes of casual browsing and reading later*

    "Why... Oh why oh why oh why..." She said as she quietly sob in the corner. The glass portal to fanfiction.net shattered against the wall.

    You guys do not want to know what happened in those intervening 10 minutes, no really don't ask because I don't not want to get banned.

    "Go to your happy place... Go to your happy place..." She said to herself as she curled into a ball.

    It would be nice if you guys help me cheer her up. No really because at this rate we'll be ruining her life faster than Kyubey did, and that's bad.
     
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    • I'm just going to say this, for this quest I'm going to be playing the adorrifying genki girl who is also the little voice in her head telling her to set things on fire.

    Don't worry, Homu, I can get you some cat photos if you want, or maybe you could just do what I do and indulge in your repressed sadistic and homicidal tendencies.
     
    Look, just relax and ignore that. If it makes you feel any better, being a part of a story means that you'll have a happy ending eventually, so there's nothing to worry about :>
     
    Oh! Poor wandering one!1 2​
    Take heart, though danger lowers!
    Take heart; fair days will shine!

    Whatever darkness and angst may happen, at the end of the day, yours is a touching story about the true meaning of friendship and that is why everyone loves you so much. We'll take good care of you. Everyone wants to be your friend and take care of you, and everyone's     really nice. Especially the pink haired Kinomoto Sakura expy. She just wants to be the best of best friends forever, and have lots of fun hanging out, and if you're ever sad, she'll go way out of her way to cheer you up. You're going to have the best of times, and that's a fact.

    I have proof! Look at this fluffiness! Just look!
     
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    Great, you guys broke her. Again. Why does this always happen in this sort of thing? Maybe this will calm her down?
     
    No matter what have you seen in those stories, you are still your own person, Akemi-san, as the girls that were named there are. Just listen to the soothing sounds of my voice, close your eyes and breathe deeply. Repeat to yourself: "It's just a text; I should really just relax".
    Even if the fates are cruel, you are beloved by the Goddess, and this situation is definitely not a complex hallucination. I guess it could be hard to just go along with this blasphemous apparition we are to you, but we are here to help you, or at least attempt to.
    And maybe you could use some ciscendental distraction: you were planning to unpack your boxes, right?
     
    Look at the bright side!
    Now you know how and why your other versions fell into misery, suffering and yuri. You can prepare yourself and evade such a fate.
    Knowing is half the battle, as they say.
     
    Relax. Just make sure you're prepared for everything, and everything will be fine. ...Although you might want to brush up on your advanced mathematics, just to make sure you aren't humiliated in class on your first day of school. ...And practice running, so you aren't also humiliated in gym class that same day. ...And practice talking to people, so you don't get overwhelmed by everyone taking a poke at the new kid. ...And remember how I said you should look up how to make bombs? That's for the monster that attacks you after school. ...Okay, so your first day of school is going to suck. A lot.

    But everything will be fine as long as you remember one thing: you are your own greatest ally. Don't rely on anyone else.
     
    Firebird Zoom said:
    I'm just going to say this, for this quest I'm going to be playing the adorrifying genki girl who is also the little voice in her head telling her to set things on fire.

    Don't worry, Homu, I can get you some cat photos if you want, or maybe you could just do what I do and indulge in your repressed sadistic and homicidal tendencies.
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    And I'll probably be doing something similar, and possibly horrifying her.

    Now as a word of warning, life for you is going to get weirder, and depending on how lucky or unlucky you are, you'll either become an amazing badass, end up as the chew toy of fate, or possibly both.
     
    Miss Akemi, I am so sorry about all of this. I'm especially sorry about the fanfiction. No one should have to read that.

    Also, my name's Anya.

    From here on out, we'll all try and be here to give you advice when we we can be. (even when our advice sucks) Good luck, Miss Akemi.

    Y'all could try and be helpful to the recently told her reality doesn't quite exist 14-year-old, you know.
     
    Hey, this exists! Time to throw some confusion in, and perhaps RP a bit.

    Hello! I'm a TacComp Version 2 decision node that self-identifies as "He/Him/Alpha-Beta Deep Search". I'm part of Clarisse's decision network, but I'm currently taking a break. Just relax and ignore any insanity. When universes cross, weird happens. At this point, all you can do is live with it. Trust me, I know from personal experience.

    Music helps. I personally like a very specific subset of 21st Century Japanese and American pop, as well as piano covers of the former, and classical music in general.



    Good luck! You'll need it.
     
    "Okay guys, knock it off. Be nice to Homura, don't overwhelm her. Don't post links to places with stuff that'll overwhelm her. We're here to help, after all. Or I am, at least.

    "Anyway, hi Homura! I'm Sabrina, we're friends in a parallel reality. I'm a bit miffed that I'm not able to actually be there to help you this time, but at least this arrival is more pleasant than normal."

    (EDIT: Seriously, can we not have another clusterfuck of this quest concept from a bunch of assholes trolling the quest into the ground?)
     
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    (EDIT: Seriously, can we not have another clusterfuck of this quest concept from a bunch of assholes trolling the quest into the ground?)
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    I sent her fluffy hugs!

    And, generally, I think we can rely on the discretion of the writer to pick non-troll stuff.

    (Also you should probably choose a color for your post that's not white.)
     
    tomoyo said:
    I sent her fluffy hugs!

    And, generally, I think we can rely on the discretion of the writer to pick non-troll stuff.

    (Also you should probably choose a color for your post that's not white.)
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    (SV's default font color is off-white rather than white, but I also put any of my in-character commentary in quotes in case there was confusion. But to be honest, I'm not expecting to stay participating in this for long -- I fully expect the whole thing to turn into a shambles because a few assholes deliberately screw things up. That's the core problem with this style of quest.)
     
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