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President Narutowicz is an anime ninja

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GretelOstrich

On 16 December 1922, Eligiusz Niewiadomski's assassination attempt is foiled as President Gabriel Narutowicz easily defeats him using his amazing ninja powers that he has been hiding until now. Narutowicz has all the powers of Boruto's Dad. What are the consequences for Poland and Europe?

Disclaimer: I have never actually watched Boruto's Dad
 
This is the first president of Poland - your country, the history of which I assume you have known about since you were a child - and you've only today realized that his name is Narutowicz because I - a non-Pole - told you. I accept blame for nothing. x_x
 
He gets done in for electoral fraud after it comes out that he can shadow clone jutsu.
 
prometheus110 said:
He gets done in for electoral fraud after it comes out that he can shadow clone jutsu.
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I mean, if you wanna say that, sure, but if he has all the powers of canon Naruto- I assume, like, end of canon to be specific- then he can magically disguise all his clones, detect 'malice' across like a goddamn entire warfront, and frankly can probably conquer the nation by force.

He also has not bad stealth skills when he tries so he might be able to be his own secret police and silence everyone who notices the electoral fraud you propose, assuming he's the sort to do full tyranny. I don't know the history here, so I can't say on that, but even if he steps down he hasn't stopped having superpowers such as, say, city destroying Bijuu Bomb attacks to be one serious military asset.
 
Terrabrand said:
I mean, if you wanna say that, sure, but if he has all the powers of canon Naruto- I assume, like, end of canon to be specific- then he can magically disguise all his clones, detect 'malice' across like a goddamn entire warfront, and frankly can probably conquer the nation by force.

He also has not bad stealth skills when he tries so he might be able to be his own secret police and silence everyone who notices the electoral fraud you propose, assuming he's the sort to do full tyranny. I don't know the history here, so I can't say on that, but even if he steps down he hasn't stopped having superpowers such as, say, city destroying Bijuu Bomb attacks to be one serious military asset.
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Well presuming he's still about that makes 1939 a bit different. Goodbye to Berlin and if Stalin doesn't change his mind in times probably Moscow as well.
 
stevep said:
Well presuming he's still about that makes 1939 a bit different. Goodbye to Berlin and if Stalin doesn't change his mind in times probably Moscow as well.
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Actually, that does raise the question of where the hell was he in the Soviet-Polish War...
 
When you say Boruto's Dad, do you mean Seventh Hokage Boruto's Dad? Because, like, wow, Poland would be STRONG.
 
Cornuthaum said:
Does he also have the morals and character of Bort's dad, or just the amazing ninja powers?
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Sure, let's go with that.
obssesednuker said:
Actually, that does raise the question of where the hell was he in the Soviet-Polish War...
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Fighting Soviet Vampires.
Ford Prefect said:
When you say Boruto's Dad, do you mean Seventh Hokage Boruto's Dad? Because, like, wow, Poland would be STRONG.
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I will say 'Yes' and pretend I know what I'm talking about.
 
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