Polluted Jianghu: 新年少鹏

[X] {Harmonious Society} Double Check: You still have a tie to the Iron Guanyin, and you can't trust Si Fei all the way. Maybe they'll contradict him. You hope they'll contradict him.

I don't trust him, and before we do anything permanent we should dot our Is and cross our Ts.

And then we have our dramatic showdown with Yuexia.
 
[X] [1.4] {Harmonious Society} Double Check: You still have a tie to the Iron Guanyin, and you can't trust Si Fei all the way. Maybe they'll contradict him. You hope they'll contradict him.
 
[X] {Harmonious Society} Double Check: You still have a tie to the Iron Guanyin, and you can't trust Si Fei all the way. Maybe they'll contradict him. You hope they'll contradict him.
 
[X]- Get Out of the City: There's nothing here anymore. Get your money and bounce. You will find Li E'kun and the Snakeheads and you will get everything straight, and leave it all behind.

I'll do without meeting snakehead, but well. Just walk away!
 
[x] {Harmonious Society} Double Check: You still have a tie to the Iron Guanyin, and you can't trust Si Fei all the way. Maybe they'll contradict him. You hope they'll contradict him.
 
[x] {Harmonious Society} Double Check: You still have a tie to the Iron Guanyin, and you can't trust Si Fei all the way. Maybe they'll contradict him. You hope they'll contradict him.
 
[X] {Harmonious Society} Double Check: You still have a tie to the Iron Guanyin, and you can't trust Si Fei all the way. Maybe they'll contradict him. You hope they'll contradict him.
 
[x] {Wrathful Manifestation} Face Up

It's gonna suck and we're probably getting manipulated but it wouldn't be respectful not to give her a shot at us now
 
Karmic Knots
Trust is a thing you don't have. You mean, Si Fei is the last thing you can trust. Yeah, just let me rock up to the local cyst of capital and pus and trust everything that drops out of his mouth. Something hot and red blooms above you. An overpressure wave. Flakes of glass fall down with the snow. The Pagoda is crumbling. Go Lei Beihong, you've done it.

Hey, this means that you've technically did the job the Iron Guanyin wanted you to, you thought as you watched the tower slowly crumble. The facade exploded, chips of LCD display flaking off into the street as the patrons screamed and ran faster. They wanted the tower gone. Hey, presto, tower's gone. Si Fei's probably still alive, no one of your calibre, let alone his, dies when the building they're in blows up.

Smoke trails you as you amble over to the garage, an island of uncanny relaxation in a sea of chaos. Mercedes and BMWs whip by you as you whistle a tune. Target one sleek black coffin of wealth, one oily trust fund kid yelling at the driver to scroll up the windows, get him out of there. "Yo, bro." You reach out and grab the rim of the window, which strains to press upward. Spiderwebs stretch out from where your fingers touch the glass. The smell of rich leather is palpable, and so is the sight of abject terror in the rich second-gen's face. "Take a walk, eh?"

Taxi's driver all too happy to comply, and after a brief staring contest the trust fund in the back grudgingly clambers out. You speed off in the night, the slow destruction of the Pagoda lighting up the rear view mirrors, to the junkyard, one thumb skipping through the driver's playlist. Nothing good, all cantopop.

The drive's too short. You expected to get in a jam, but you shut the door in the junkyard's driveway, smoothing out your suit vest as you march into the shrine, where the two twins are drinking tea. The monks are nowhere to be gone. "I've come to bargain," you say grandly, spirits absurdly lifted. "Tower's boomed. Now, gimmie my deets."

Twin No.1 takes a long, long sip, while Twin No.2 takes you in. Jasmine tea again. Those little fucks are definetly doing this to screw with you. "Well?" you ask.

"Is Si Fei dead?" One or the other. There is an air of coolness around them, the milk of human kindness curdled into the sort of irritation you got when the delivery guy shows up thirty minutes behind schedule.

"The Pagoda's gone," you say, dragging a chair to sit at their table, in the empty space that their congregation once prayed to. "So, them's the breaks. My end? Done."

"As long as Si Fei-"

"Yes, yes, it's all very sad, I tried my best but it didn't work, but look, no more Pagoda."

God damn the first to drink tea on social occasions. They're dragging it out, taking your measure. Your leg jitters like hell. The mirrored face of the Iron Guanyin, beyond mortal worries and yet so enmeshed in it that she stayed in this hell, reflects you three. "So," Twin No.2 asks, "did Si Fei tell you everything?"

You rub your lips. Need a cig. "Why?"

"We think-" "-You know."

You shrug. "Yeah, more or less. I don't trust him. Not at all. It's feels almost too neat. I'm not-"

"-Maybe it feels like it fits because it does," Twin No.1 points out. "There's no trick, sometimes. Just the truth."

"Yeah, yeah. I am a Snakehead, aren't I?"

They shrug as one. "Yep. Off and on, though."

"What was the thing in Gansu?" Your mouth is dry.

The twins look at each other. "We'll give you that. You burned down an apartment block to get at this family that was holed inside."

You lean back. "Wow. I bet they were named Ma, right?" When they nodded, you heaved a sigh. Guess there's no weaselling out of this one. You stand up and look over yourself. No, you're not going to walk to this shit looking like an escort. "Well, thanks. I don't suppose you know where Yuexia or Ma Yuyue is?"

"The Beijing Palace Museum," Twin No2 says. "Do you really need to do this?"

You shrugged and left, feeling the cold night air on your skin. Half hour later you stopped by a roadside street vendor and got a tracksuit. Then it was the Forbidden City. This late in the night it was empty, washed out in moonlight and halogen lamps.

Face up, Li Shao Peng. This is your dance.

You parked the car outside of the city and hopped over the walls. The thump of your feet draws attention, thirty Zhenyan sec troopers and there, in her white jacket and a sword at her waist, Yuexia.

They rush forward to surround you, a ring of black. You walk forward. "Well?" you ask. "Let's get this over with."

"Li Peng," Yuexia says. And it is says. There is no emotion in her voice, she doesn't growl or choke. Her thumb flicks an inch of swordblade out in the chilly night, the white courtyard covered with the last snowfalls, then flicks it back into the scabbard again. "I didn't expect you."

"Can't say anyone does. Look, I killed your family. My surname is the Li of jasmine's flower. Let's get this show on the road."

"I guess." She scratches her head, looks at the ground, the walls, the floor. "You don't have a weapon."

That's fair. You're pretty confident in your empty hand skills but there's a limit. One of the Zhenyan goons has a spear. "Gimmie that." You march over and snatch it from his hands before he can protest. It's around six feet, the spearpoint's a little tacticool, but it works. Good balance, solid carbon fibre construction. You try out some moves with it. Smooth as butter. This thing won't break.

"Spear's up to the task?"

You point at Yuexia. "Yo this kid just called your armorers shit." This gets no reaction from anyone. "I feel like you don't want to fight." You begin pacing a circle around her. "What gives? That's not the Yuexia I know. Why do I get the special treatment? You should have that sword out and calling me an incomparable villain amongst villains."

"Yeah, well, today's an off day."

"We-" she flinches, is that it?- "just stormed the Colored Wolf Pagoda. Call off these goobers and let's have a proper fight. Think of this as payback for all the times I called you a rich kid. Besides, hey, these guys are gonna take me in anyway, ain't that right?"

There's that Zhenyan captain, fry face from weeks before. "Yes," comes the electronic buzzsaw growl from the voice box.

"See? Look, come on, take me in. It'll look good on your resume. She is your intern, right? Why's she even here?"

"Just leave, Grand Abbot Tut," Yuexia cuts in. "I don't want to fight you. Just… just get arrested, break out, I don't even care."

She's wavering. It must be hard for her. You were, sort of, comrades for a while. You got tortured together. (You did and she watched). You defeated the Japanese imperialists together. Yeah, that's why. So maybe…

No. You couldn't, you realize. It's not fair to her, watching her family's killer leave. No child could live under the same heaven as their father's murderer. She needs this more than you. There just needs to be one push.

Last Push:
[1.4] {Harmonious Society} "Do you want to know how they died?"
[1.2] {Wrathful Manifestation} "I hated you. I've always hated you since the moment we met."
[1.1] {Chase the Red Sun} "You're an idiot. You won't solve anything. You'll never be Batman."
[1.1] {Pain is a Teacher} "If you don't, then who'll stop me? Murdering and killing. You want that?"
 
[X] {Harmonious Society} "Do you want to know how they died?"

We started this ride on the Harmonious road. We first (re)got a spear by pursuing it. We confirmed the truth with it.

What else could we finish with but this?
 
[x] {Chase the Red Sun}

If it had been anyone else but us, I think Yuexia's chuunibyou adventure would have gone a lot worse. Hopefully she'll take this advice to heart and try not to be Batman in the future.
 
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[1.2] {Wrathful Manifestation} "I hated you. I've always hated you since the moment we met."

The best thing we can do to her is give her a better reason to fight. She wants to cultivate? Fine. She doesn't get to walk into this and think there's a way off this train, though. Ride it to the last stop, and laugh as it goes screaming off the tracks.

Hell, its all we've got left to do.
 
[X] {Wrathful Manifestation} "I hated you. I've always hated you since the moment we met."
 
[1.4] {Harmonious Society} "Do you want to know how they died?"
The truth hurts. Might as well get it out when it's time for pain.
 
Dearest Enemy
The moon is brighter than it should be. The albedo from the marble tiles of the Forbidden City and the snow reflects light into your eyes. The sky is alit with the soft, diffuse smog of light pollution, ten thousand city lights smearing the stars from the sky. "You're an idiot, you know." Your tone is light, conversational. You could be discussing the weather with a neighbor you pass on the street. Yuexia starts. You walk three steps forward, she walks three steps back and to the side. The Zhenyan cops- no, here and now they are witnesses- give space. "You are not Batman, you will never be Batman."

"Now I definitely know you're insane." Tired venom drips from her lips. "You should be in an insane asylum."

Probably. "That crusade of your's, killing Yakuza? Do you really think that's going to solve anything? You're just tallying up bodies. Respectable, Tower-killer Ma Yuyue."

"Your point?" Frost on those words. It'd kill flowers.

"You're a thug, like me. You like killing, fighting, because your life- cram school, boba tea, the entrance exams- just don't have that pep, doesn't it? Ragie ragie. All you want is to swing a sword. How fucked up and hopless. But it's all alright, isn't it? All those bodies. It's alright because they're bad people anyway."

Yuexia's face is covered by her white hood. You're close enough for you to see every button on her coat. "Coming from you, this lands off." You hypocrite. How dare you come at me like this. That's what she's thinking. So why isn't her sword out yet?

"No. Coming from me, this should hit hard. The devil knows his own." You are walking together to the center of the grand courtyard of the last dynasty, the semi-sacred heart of state turned tourist trap. The temple where the Emperor made rites and observances overlooks two idiots preparing to kill each other. "What do you expect to do with your life? Nothing. You can do nothing. You will do nothing."

Yuexia laughs high and sharp. "You know what, Grand Abbot? I think you're projecting."

"Huh?"

"You're a fucking boomer. One of those washed up beef jerky has-beens sitting in the street, wondering where the world went wrong. Except you'd have to have been someone, and you broke down before you even touched the starting line. All that communist stuff? Nostalgia. Ostalgie. You don't even mean it, half the time." Your fingers clench into your palm hard enough to draw blood. Teeth grind against each other so hard that they might split down the middle. "See? Hit a nerve, didn't I? Li Peng-" this is the first time she used your name and she's not even mad, just sort of calm and waveless- "I really don't want to kill you, even after all of this."

"You want it one way, but it's the other." You are also calm. The anger passed, it's just a memory now. "Sorry. There's only one way you're leaving this place, and it's with a coffin."

The wind howled in the Forbidden City. You don't know who made the first move. All you remember was the sound of stone cracking and the hiss of steel on leather. One moment they studied each other, and the next, your spear was extended in a full killing thrust, nothing but air and Yuexia was behind you.

You turn and see her in the moonlight and move like dancers.

To an outside observer, your fight is two shapes darting around the courtyard like oversized flies. The moth in white landed on a railing, and the buzzing beast in black crashed into it and turned it into rubble. There was a brief exchange, a cry of steel on steel, and then they would part, again and again. Every time you pursued her the local head of whateverthefuck historical preservation committee probably wept blood. She's… fast, and light. You dug trenches and furrows, stabbed holes into the famous walls, stomped with the force of cannons and chased after her, but it's like trying to catch a silk thread tossed about in the wind, waving and bending without resistance.

It's so fun! You're smiling,

You're sure you can get her. You're more conditioned, even with your heart pounding so hard the ventricles feel thin. She'll tire out eventually, you know. You're breathing slow and steady, but she's running ragged. Every time you clash and duel for a round, her hot vital breath is just that much more uneven.

Last one! She's leaping off of the balustrade after you chased her up the ritual pavilion, but she trips and you're on her, stabbing down like a falcon on terminal descent. She twists and your spear passes through her side.

Victory!

A hot line describes itself over your eye. Blood obscures your vision and you hit the stones face first. "Ow," you complain. You roll up and into a spearman's stance again. "Nice trick," you salute her. It really is. She's standing there, idly turning in circles, without a drop of blood on her. She must have planned it out. That thick coat of her's makes it hard to tell where her body is.

"Thank you," Yuexia smiles, and it's on again. With an eye gone, she's more confident in pressing the attack. With an eye gone, you have to play more defensively. She's in your reach, beyond the spearpoint, and you swear you saw it go through her like she's a ghost. Now she's just an inch away from you. The spear haft intercepts a light strike that would have opened up the aorta in your throat. Now it's stuck in the fiber construction of the spear, struggling to get out. You let go and deliver a strong straight into her gut. She flies away, skidding like a rock over the ruined tiles.

You wipe away the blood in your eyes as Yuexia leaps back up like it was nothing. A trickle of blood crawls down the corner of her mouth. She doesn't look hurt at all. She's pretty good at this light body skill thing, so that force that could punch through steel just… doesn't matter to her.

Plan:
[1.4] {Harmonious Society} Limb Maiming Evil: You have your peng claw. Catch her, a limb, a joint, and never let go. You'd like to see her slip that.
[1.2] {Wrathful Manifestation} Force Like Cannons: You don't believe she can soak up all the damage. Be faster than her and keep hitting her until something breaks.
[1.1] {Chase the Red Sun} Great Peng's Flight: Harry her. Press her constantly, use your reach to keep her at a distance until she makes an error.
[1.1] {Pain is a Teacher} Never-be-Hurt: If she wants to cut at you, she needs to get to you. Let her cut your flesh so you can return the favor tenfold.
 
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