The sky overhead is blue, with only a few scattered clouds. The weather is going to hold for the next few days, according to forecasts. There are circling seagulls overhead, making a racket.
Kessler wanted to go surfing, until he was reminded that a) this wasn't a surfing beach, and b) when your endoskeleton is made of primium, swimming is hard.
A very, very fancy limousine pulls into the front of a whitewashed Regency-era townhouse. Despite its age and apparently once quite grand nature, it looks gone to seed. There are stains on the whitewashing and the geraniums growing by the street are wilting slightly.
The driver, Henriette, undoes her belt, and twists in her seat to glare at the people in the back. Mostly Donald. "What is this place?" she asks.
"It's a private guesthouse," Serafina says, looking at the guide.
Henriette looks around.
"What a dump," she mutters. "We could be in London right now. Or New York. Or a civilised place."
"Sometimes it does you good to get away for a bit," Donald says brightly. "And to preempt your next comment, yes, there is internet access here. You won't need to camp out in the car."
"Well, I suppose that's something," Henriette and Antoinette say in unison, and then glare at each other.
"Civilised doesn't mean 'I can't see the horizon due to the buildings'," Rose says cheerfully. "I like it! It's got personality."
Henriette shoots a sideways glance at Rose, and sighs. "I just thought for once... well, that since Director Belltower isn't here, we wouldn't wind up in some painfully middle-of-the-road place she picked out to be as average as possible," she says plaintively.
Donald's hand goes to his mouth in mock outrage. "Please," he says. "Give me
some credit. Now, remember, the second floor is ours and it's a Union facility, so follow the standard protocols. Basement access is off limits unless properly authorised - that's me and you, Serafina. And I have tickets for a performance booked for this evening, so everyone will need to be ready for six - and I have dinner at a good restaurant after that. Now, you have the day off until OPERATION: PERFORMANCE AND A MEAL is scheduled. Our... ah, dog-loving"
Rose tilts her head. "Ah! Dog-loving! It's funny because it's both a reference and because they engage in bestiality." She frowns. "Only it's not funny."
Serafina swallows. "Rose and I won't be going to the performance, although we'll hopefully meet you for dinner," she tells Donald.
"We won't?" Rose asks. "Awww."
"No, we won't," Serafina says. "We need to talk."
...
It is not
terrible, Henriette is forced to concede. Which is to say, it could be worse. Okay, it's actually pretty nice. The bathroom is compact but lavish, there's discreetly hidden hardware behind the wood panelling, and the carpet is deep and plush. And the internet connection is Union-fast. In fact, the only major let-down is that she's sharing a room with Antoinette. And even there, there are separate beds.
Despite that, Donald had assured her the walls are well soundproofed, with a waggling of his eyebrows which was
almost certainly sexual harassment of some kind. She managed to not punch him.
"Does this meet with your satisfaction,
milady?" Antionette asks, from where she's unpacking neatly folded dresses from her suitcase.
"It is adequate,
your highness," Henriette retorts. "And don't take the entire wardrobe, by the way. Yes. It's at least better than anywhere Director Belltower has taken us to, apart from the Geofront." She finds the dress she was looking for, and considers changing into it. "Not that that's a surprise, of course. She's the most Ordery Orderite I've ever met."
Antoinette raises her eyebrows, flopping back onto her bed. "What do you mean by that?" she asks.
Henriette sighs extravagantly. "Well, come on. Tight-fisted, paranoid, obsessed with being unnoticeable, workaholic, instinctively manipulative..." she begins to list. "She's an excellent Director and I wouldn't want to be anywhere else, but she's... well, you could probably pin her in an album and label her 'New World Order holotype'."
Antoinette sits up. "Yeah, see... um, you know the Order isn't just made up of paranoid hardened agents, right?" she says. "Like, have you actually interacted with any other agents? Or spent any amount of time doing cross-convention stuff before now?"
"And I suppose you know better?" Henriette snaps, and immediately regrets it because she remembers that the other woman probably does know better.
Antionette gives her a look. "Uh, hello?" she says. "My Dad is one. I've spent a lot of time in cross-convention work. My little sister is an active Watcher right now. Now, of course,
milady, I'm sure in nineteen years you must have found out
vast amounts about them, but maybe I might just have seen a little bit more than you." She shrugs. "Dad says '99 hit the New World Order differently from the way it hit the other Conventions."
"Oh?" Henriette asks, interested despite herself.
"Yeah. Like, for us, all our Methodologies had lots of off-world stuff, right? 'Cause everyone was working out of Autochtonia. Same for the Progenitors, lots of off-world research labs. And the Syndicate had all their leadership offworld, apart from, like, their current CEO who was at a meeting or something. But the NWO had lots and lots of the Ivory Tower offworld, but the Operatives were pretty massively earthside, even their senior members. So disproportionately the senior survivors were Operatives, or ex-Operatives who were running earthside amalgams because they didn't have the status because... you know, Ivory Tower politics are nearly as bad as Progenitor politics."
Henriette tilts her head, thinking. "That makes sense," she says. "Guess the Ivory Tower lived up to its name."
"Very original," Antoinette says drily, rolling off the bed. "But yeah. People always focus on... you know, people like my mother going into neurotic worry and obsession because we lost access to the Computer." Henriette flinches, but the other woman doesn't notice. She's looking out the window. "The NWO hides the fact that they basically got their science Methodology gutted and lost all the senior Watchers and it's now basically being run by the Operatives. You think we promote lots of HITMarks? You'd be amazed how much of the time I was working with - hell, taking orders from - self-aware MiBs when I was spending time with NWO amalgams.
"But anyway, yeah. Operatives might be dominant right now, but if you've seen an Ivory Tower bunch, you won't think of them as NWO guys. They're... totally different. And have
excellent wine selections. I dated one for a while. Wow. He'd certainly made a study of certain aspects of Eastern culture. By which I mean the tantric..."
"Is it just me or do you find MiBs kind of... well, creepier than Progenitor stuff or HITMarks?" Henriette asks, trying to change the subject.
Antionette shrugs. "I guess so," she says. "I mean, the 1.0s are pretty freaky, but 2.0s... meh." She drums her feet on the carpet. "So... want to hit the beach? I'm bored of politics. I'll go see how the others are getting on with unpacking."
She steps out of the room, and after a brief pause steps back in.
"... is it just me," Antoinette asks, slightly shell-shocked, "or do Progenitors apparently not believe in locking their door when they're getting changed?"
Henriette is on rather more solid ground here. "No," she says firmly. "No, it is not just you."
"Both of them?"
"Yes!"