You are Laharl, Overlord of the Netherworld! Alongside your companions Etna and Flonne, you have...
Overlord's Vacation (Disgaea/Worm)
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You are Laharl, Overlord of the Netherworld! Alongside your companions Etna and Flonne, you have ruled for countless years with an iron fist. Truly there is no man, demon or angel stronger than you.
And if there was? Well, odds are they've left by now.
You see, your kingdom, the Netherworld, is under attack. Your vassals have all been destroyed or turned tail and fled (Even your most 'loyal' vassals) to other worlds before the unrelenting onslaught. Only you and your closest and most(ly) loyal companions remain.
"How many more of these things ARE there?" You complain, slicing through three more of the stupid little shadow creatures. They're weak, really, popping like soap bubbles if you so much as touch them. It was amusing at first, having a limitless army of enemies to slay but...
As more of the little relentless shadow creatures rise from the floor you bite back a groan, watching as a massive creature pulls itself from the floor. An arrow flies overhead, erupting into a massive plume of light, scouring the shadows for a moment.
"Sorry..." To your left, Flonne slumps to the ground. "I'm completely out of energy..."
"Ah! I told you to conserve your strength! These things are weak enough that you only need to use the bare minimum!" You berate the fallen angel.
"Yes, but we've been fighting for five solid days." Etna grumbles, leaning on her spear. "Even using the bare minimum, that's a bit much isn't it?"
"Grr..." You growl, scowling menacingly as the monsters begin to reform. "To hell with this. We're leaving."
"Prince?" Etna turns to look at you, awaiting your orders with a small smile. "Are you sure you know the meaning of 'retreat'?"
"Of course I do... But we're not retreating. We're just... Going on vacation! Why, I've been the Overlord for so long that I can barely remember Not having all this responsibility." You protest, stabbing a half-formed shadow. "Whatever these things are, they can have this dust-ball. It's not like there's anyone left here to rule. Gather your stuff, we're going to find a different world to relax on."
With that, you turn and head towards your room to pack, stabbing any stray shadows that get in your way. Behind you, Etna turns to the exhausted Flonne. "As I thought. He really doesn't know what retreat means."
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Time to pack for your vacation. Time is of the essence, so naturally you grab:
[] Your collection of odd (But not particularly useful) weapons and armor.
[] Your bookshelf full of classic demon literature. (Instruction manuals included)
[] A quick disguise, in case anyone recognizes you. (Sunglasses make all the difference)
[] No time to decide, grab everything!
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"Well?" You ask, tapping your foot as Etna opens up the portal. Beyond is a seemingly infinite void of stars, each one its own world. The closest inhabitable planets are:
[] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[] A... Different Earth? It looks like Earth, sure, but it's a lot less polluted. That, and the way it's shaped is a bit off. Regardless, it looks like it may be a bit more interesting than the other alternatives. (Pokemon)
[] Those are both boring. Let's just head to the furthest one we can reach and then start jumping. We'll have to stay a few days in each world, but we'll find somewhere cool eventually. (Random)
(This is not going to be a serious quest. Ideally, you're playing as a max level Laharl, and will be so horribly out of place that nothing is going to hurt you... mostly. You are however one of the biggest trolls in the multiverse (along with your two companions), so humor is the name of the game.)
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And if there was? Well, odds are they've left by now.
You see, your kingdom, the Netherworld, is under attack. Your vassals have all been destroyed or turned tail and fled (Even your most 'loyal' vassals) to other worlds before the unrelenting onslaught. Only you and your closest and most(ly) loyal companions remain.
"How many more of these things ARE there?" You complain, slicing through three more of the stupid little shadow creatures. They're weak, really, popping like soap bubbles if you so much as touch them. It was amusing at first, having a limitless army of enemies to slay but...
As more of the little relentless shadow creatures rise from the floor you bite back a groan, watching as a massive creature pulls itself from the floor. An arrow flies overhead, erupting into a massive plume of light, scouring the shadows for a moment.
"Sorry..." To your left, Flonne slumps to the ground. "I'm completely out of energy..."
"Ah! I told you to conserve your strength! These things are weak enough that you only need to use the bare minimum!" You berate the fallen angel.
"Yes, but we've been fighting for five solid days." Etna grumbles, leaning on her spear. "Even using the bare minimum, that's a bit much isn't it?"
"Grr..." You growl, scowling menacingly as the monsters begin to reform. "To hell with this. We're leaving."
"Prince?" Etna turns to look at you, awaiting your orders with a small smile. "Are you sure you know the meaning of 'retreat'?"
"Of course I do... But we're not retreating. We're just... Going on vacation! Why, I've been the Overlord for so long that I can barely remember Not having all this responsibility." You protest, stabbing a half-formed shadow. "Whatever these things are, they can have this dust-ball. It's not like there's anyone left here to rule. Gather your stuff, we're going to find a different world to relax on."
With that, you turn and head towards your room to pack, stabbing any stray shadows that get in your way. Behind you, Etna turns to the exhausted Flonne. "As I thought. He really doesn't know what retreat means."
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Time to pack for your vacation. Time is of the essence, so naturally you grab:
[] Your collection of odd (But not particularly useful) weapons and armor.
[] Your bookshelf full of classic demon literature. (Instruction manuals included)
[] A quick disguise, in case anyone recognizes you. (Sunglasses make all the difference)
[] No time to decide, grab everything!
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"Well?" You ask, tapping your foot as Etna opens up the portal. Beyond is a seemingly infinite void of stars, each one its own world. The closest inhabitable planets are:
[] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[] A... Different Earth? It looks like Earth, sure, but it's a lot less polluted. That, and the way it's shaped is a bit off. Regardless, it looks like it may be a bit more interesting than the other alternatives. (Pokemon)
[] Those are both boring. Let's just head to the furthest one we can reach and then start jumping. We'll have to stay a few days in each world, but we'll find somewhere cool eventually. (Random)
(This is not going to be a serious quest. Ideally, you're playing as a max level Laharl, and will be so horribly out of place that nothing is going to hurt you... mostly. You are however one of the biggest trolls in the multiverse (along with your two companions), so humor is the name of the game.)
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[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] A quick disguise, in case anyone recognizes you. (Sunglasses make all the difference)
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
worm could do with some humor.
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
worm could do with some humor.
Nanimani
Probably listening to music
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
Should I heckle about dead quests? Nah.
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
Should I heckle about dead quests? Nah.
taovkool
Forever Gone
- Location
- The Library, Department of General Works
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Those are both boring. Let's just head to the furthest one we can reach and then start jumping. We'll have to stay a few days in each world, but we'll find somewhere cool eventually. (Random)
I'm all for another multiverse troll!
[X] Those are both boring. Let's just head to the furthest one we can reach and then start jumping. We'll have to stay a few days in each world, but we'll find somewhere cool eventually. (Random)
I'm all for another multiverse troll!
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Happerry
Bat out of Hell
- Location
- Kanto
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
staplesdex2
CLASSFIED
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
wdango
Storyteller
- Location
- Bali, Indonesia
Holy shit. So much yes.
I've been wanting a Disgaea 1 quest for so long.
... GM @Aubergine, I hate to admit this, but you may be Unlimited Quest Works on a level beyond my own. @o3o
I kinda prefer the flower ending, though.
[x] Your bookshelf full of classic demon literature. (Instruction manuals included)
[x] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
I've been wanting a Disgaea 1 quest for so long.
... GM @Aubergine, I hate to admit this, but you may be Unlimited Quest Works on a level beyond my own. @o3o
I kinda prefer the flower ending, though.
[x] Your bookshelf full of classic demon literature. (Instruction manuals included)
[x] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[x] A... Different Earth? It looks like Earth, sure, but it's a lot less polluted. That, and the way it's shaped is a bit off. Regardless, it looks like it may be a bit more interesting than the other alternatives. (Pokemon) Why does SV love worm so much? lol i mean its alright but like there's so much of it already
[x] A... Different Earth? It looks like Earth, sure, but it's a lot less polluted. That, and the way it's shaped is a bit off. Regardless, it looks like it may be a bit more interesting than the other alternatives. (Pokemon) Why does SV love worm so much? lol i mean its alright but like there's so much of it already
[x] Your bookshelf full of classic demon literature. (Instruction manuals included)
[x] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[x] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
Kingspace
The Void calls its children
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
Kataphraktos
Remove gringo from premises
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
- Location
- Canada
[q]Find some sardines
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
[X] No time to decide, grab everything!
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
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"Earth? Aw man, I hate Earth." You grumble, looking at the two closest options. "Isn't there anything else around here?"
"Well, Celestia is nice this time of year." Flonne answers, slightly more subdued than usual. Probably still exhausted. "But..."
A glance at where she's pointing shows it has exactly the same shadow problem you're dealing with. "Argh, come on! There's got to be a world where we can relax nearby. What about that one there?"
"It's barely within range. We'd be spending a lot of power just to reach it." Etna points out with a grin.
"And?" What do you care, really.
"It's also an Earth." She smiles.
"Damn it all! We'll flip a coin!" You yell, dropping your packed bag. Perhaps you packed a little too much, judging by the cracks that form in the tile floor.
"What the heck is in there? The whole castle?" Etna asks, looking your pack over while Flonne flips a coin.
"Just my collection of favorite junk." You shrug. Honestly, what kind of Overlord doesn't have a junk collection? You made sure to raid the armory and the treasure vaults for good measure as well.
"A solid gold tricorn hat? Really? Isn't that just... Excessively heavy?" Etna asks, dropping the loot on the ground.
"Hey! Don't dent it!" You yell, grabbing it to make sure it isn't scuffed.
"What's this? 'Perfect your Evil Laugh in 12 Easy Steps?'" she snickers.
"I didn't know you needed help!" Flonne butts in, leaning over Etna's shoulder. "I quite enjoy your evil laugh."
"I didn't know you could read." Etna teases.
"Give me that! We have better things to do than to go through what I packed. Trust me, when push comes to shove, you'll be glad I brought all of this." You huff. "What about that coin?"
"Oh! It came out tails." Flonne smiles.
"Which means..?" You lead, tapping your foot.
"I... Don't know? I guess we should have decided before flipping it." She shrugs.
"... You're all hopeless. Grab the stuff and follow me, we're going to that one." You point to a world at random and jump.
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"What... A dump." You grumble, landing on top of a roof. You're in a city, which figures, most of Earth is cities, or so you've read. This one's right near the ocean, and covered in rundown buildings. "People of Earth! Bow before your new-Hurk!"
Your monologue is abruptly cut off as your gear comes flying out of the portal behind you, nearly knocking you off the rooftop. "Hey~! This place isn't so bad!" Flonne cheers, landing in a seated position on top of the bag.
"Not so bad? It's a trash heap! Look at this stuff... Whoever runs this place has got to step up their game. I've seen prinnies do better maintenance." Etna sniffs, stepping out of the portal and across the bag as well. "Hey Prince, I know you said this was a vacation, but can we conquer this place? Just a little? Please?"
"No! I'm certain the people here have a perfectly valid system set up. We should try to live in harmony with them while we're here, and preserve the balance!" Flonne smiles. "I'll bet they have a wonderfully rich culture!"
"Blech." You grumble, pulling yourself out from under the bag. "To hell with their culture. I just want to-"
"Hey, look!" Etna points at something.
You ignore her. "Get some food. I've been fighting for three days!"
"Five days." Flonne interrupts.
"Five days!" You correct, not missing a beat. "A feast or two is just what the doctor-"
"I'm serious, look!" Etna insists, pointing urgently.
"What? What could possibly be so important that you interrupt me twi-" Whoa... That's a nice car. No, seriously, you barely know what a car is, but that thing down there is a work of art. Sleek, red, with a fold-away top. Your eyes light up just looking at it.
And it's parked in a downright crappy neighborhood. It's just Asking to be stolen. Heck, there's what look like gang signs painted on the walls over there. Whoever parked this thing here is an imbecile...
"We could take it. You know, to get to somewhere with food a bit faster?" Etna grins.
"Oh... Stealing is wrong, but... Well, borrowing it couldn't hurt, right? It's better than leaving it here to get stolen... Or worse." Flonne hesitantly agrees, practically drooling. You decide to ignore her contradictions.
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[] That's not a bad idea...
-[] You're a genius! You can take that car to go get food! You're so glad you thought of it.
[] Forget that! You barely know what a car is, you'd just end up crashing it. Which would be a shame... Look for food the usual way.
[] Write in.
[X] Earth. It's kind of boring, most don't have any sort of magic, and the humans are constantly destroying things. You wouldn't want to conquer it, but hey, if humans don't care about their planet, they won't mind most of the stuff you do for fun! (Worm)
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"Earth? Aw man, I hate Earth." You grumble, looking at the two closest options. "Isn't there anything else around here?"
"Well, Celestia is nice this time of year." Flonne answers, slightly more subdued than usual. Probably still exhausted. "But..."
A glance at where she's pointing shows it has exactly the same shadow problem you're dealing with. "Argh, come on! There's got to be a world where we can relax nearby. What about that one there?"
"It's barely within range. We'd be spending a lot of power just to reach it." Etna points out with a grin.
"And?" What do you care, really.
"It's also an Earth." She smiles.
"Damn it all! We'll flip a coin!" You yell, dropping your packed bag. Perhaps you packed a little too much, judging by the cracks that form in the tile floor.
"What the heck is in there? The whole castle?" Etna asks, looking your pack over while Flonne flips a coin.
"Just my collection of favorite junk." You shrug. Honestly, what kind of Overlord doesn't have a junk collection? You made sure to raid the armory and the treasure vaults for good measure as well.
"A solid gold tricorn hat? Really? Isn't that just... Excessively heavy?" Etna asks, dropping the loot on the ground.
"Hey! Don't dent it!" You yell, grabbing it to make sure it isn't scuffed.
"What's this? 'Perfect your Evil Laugh in 12 Easy Steps?'" she snickers.
"I didn't know you needed help!" Flonne butts in, leaning over Etna's shoulder. "I quite enjoy your evil laugh."
"I didn't know you could read." Etna teases.
"Give me that! We have better things to do than to go through what I packed. Trust me, when push comes to shove, you'll be glad I brought all of this." You huff. "What about that coin?"
"Oh! It came out tails." Flonne smiles.
"Which means..?" You lead, tapping your foot.
"I... Don't know? I guess we should have decided before flipping it." She shrugs.
"... You're all hopeless. Grab the stuff and follow me, we're going to that one." You point to a world at random and jump.
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"What... A dump." You grumble, landing on top of a roof. You're in a city, which figures, most of Earth is cities, or so you've read. This one's right near the ocean, and covered in rundown buildings. "People of Earth! Bow before your new-Hurk!"
Your monologue is abruptly cut off as your gear comes flying out of the portal behind you, nearly knocking you off the rooftop. "Hey~! This place isn't so bad!" Flonne cheers, landing in a seated position on top of the bag.
"Not so bad? It's a trash heap! Look at this stuff... Whoever runs this place has got to step up their game. I've seen prinnies do better maintenance." Etna sniffs, stepping out of the portal and across the bag as well. "Hey Prince, I know you said this was a vacation, but can we conquer this place? Just a little? Please?"
"No! I'm certain the people here have a perfectly valid system set up. We should try to live in harmony with them while we're here, and preserve the balance!" Flonne smiles. "I'll bet they have a wonderfully rich culture!"
"Blech." You grumble, pulling yourself out from under the bag. "To hell with their culture. I just want to-"
"Hey, look!" Etna points at something.
You ignore her. "Get some food. I've been fighting for three days!"
"Five days." Flonne interrupts.
"Five days!" You correct, not missing a beat. "A feast or two is just what the doctor-"
"I'm serious, look!" Etna insists, pointing urgently.
"What? What could possibly be so important that you interrupt me twi-" Whoa... That's a nice car. No, seriously, you barely know what a car is, but that thing down there is a work of art. Sleek, red, with a fold-away top. Your eyes light up just looking at it.
And it's parked in a downright crappy neighborhood. It's just Asking to be stolen. Heck, there's what look like gang signs painted on the walls over there. Whoever parked this thing here is an imbecile...
"We could take it. You know, to get to somewhere with food a bit faster?" Etna grins.
"Oh... Stealing is wrong, but... Well, borrowing it couldn't hurt, right? It's better than leaving it here to get stolen... Or worse." Flonne hesitantly agrees, practically drooling. You decide to ignore her contradictions.
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[] That's not a bad idea...
-[] You're a genius! You can take that car to go get food! You're so glad you thought of it.
[] Forget that! You barely know what a car is, you'd just end up crashing it. Which would be a shame... Look for food the usual way.
[] Write in.
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that's lung's car isn't it?
-[X] You're a genius! You can take that car to go get food! You're so glad you thought of it.
A Nation's Virtue
南國山河南帝居
[X] That's not a bad idea...
-[X] You're a genius! You can take that car to go get food! You're so glad you thought of it.
This is going to go gloriously wrong.
-[X] You're a genius! You can take that car to go get food! You're so glad you thought of it.
This is going to go gloriously wrong.
-[X] You're a genius! You can take that car to go get food! You're so glad you thought of it.
Nonsense. Lung will make an excellent vassal.
Are you implying that Larharl can make a mistake?