A place like this barely functioned. Rooms had been repurposed into latrines, meal halls, and torture chambers. Grime covered everything, and I wished the Absolute would abandon these lowly creatures and instead focus the growth of the cult on more civilized folk. I was sure goblin tribes could do good work, build great monuments, and generate wonderful art of their own, but these particular united factions under the Absolute's will were too haphazard in their dealings.
It was genuinely surprising to me that we were among the most "polished" of Her followers in the entire ruined temple, and we had only heard the will of Her Voice for so little time in comparison. If we could exert our own corner of influence under Her aim, perhaps we could turn this goblin army into a well-meaning fighting force. A group of proper crusaders whose successes and victories would prove to the conquered that She was the Way.
They'd turned a once-great courtyard outside into a communal fire pit to cook as much big game meat as they could find. They'd shoved forgotten storage crates and other pieces of ruined furniture into a specific for a game of chase the chicken, a boisterous affair that merely distracted them all from battle plans. A torture rack sat atop the implements of a ruined underground garden within the cavern. The hobgoblin leader – True Soul Drod Ragzlin – presided on a great, gaudy throne of spiked clubs, axes, spears, and driftwood that would never match the elegance of something proper, something that could be respected on the world stage.
"They could at least bother to clean up their own shit," I muttered to Astarion.
The elf giggled in response as we sat for a meal of meat porridge, which I didn't touch and Astarion ruefully ate to keep up appearances. Gale picked at the stew with a chipped spoon, while Karlach sipped directly from the bowl and forced them to give her a second helping.
Wyll gestured to the place I was discussing, mere yards away from their great fire pit for communal meal times. Which were barely organized, if only to ensure there was enough food to go around. The raiding force had several dozen members who scattered about the place, but that was still a lot of food for each day that passed.
"Don't mind it, honestly," Wyll remarked.
"You don't?"
"You're dressed way too nicely to enjoy the idea of piles of goblin shit," Karlach suggested to the mage's clean, armored aesthetic. Her own clothing was covered in burn marks, frayed ends, and even sweeping holes.
"I don't enjoy them," he countered. "I am merely admiring a rustic life. When we deliver the world to the Absolute, I hope She grants me the chance to travel. The places between settlements are often where I shine."
"Really? I thought you a city boy, darling." The vampire spawn bared his teeth. "Will wonders never cease."
I glanced toward each of the other True Souls, and the ease with which I could touch their minds was quick as breathing. They could do the same to me, and what a wondrous boon it was to be so interconnected. "I believe we all have been exposed to new information about each other. I know more about you now than I did when I met you, but there are still areas where I am lost."
Astarion was a vampire spawn, able to survive in midday sun thanks to the grace of the Absolute and her tadpole gifts. From Baldur's Gate, he'd called its streets his home. I wasn't from this world, and I looked forward to seeing its sights and bringing them under the vision of the Absolute.
"Why do you pretend to enjoy this porridge?"
The man in question rose an eyebrow. "I do not know what you mean."
"These goblins are beneath us, and they couldn't question us if they wished to. Why hide the vampire fangs?"
He hesitated for a long moment and then nodded. "Actually a solid point, for once. Why should I keep who I am to myself? After all this time, after all my attempts, I finally have gained notice from those on high! The Absolute will provide."
Gale smiled at that. "It would be quite the boon for Her to have a man with potentially centuries of experience living – so to speak – under his belt. Though, perhaps it prudent to keep the fangs hidden when we interact with those who are not in Her eternal grace."
He guffawed. "Oh, of course. Spreading Her message may take a delicate hand from time to time."
Karlach cracked her knuckles and dropped the fractured soup bowl. "I say we burn 'em all. Those that survive, we keep 'em just enough alive that they beg for Her embrace."
I frowned slightly at that idea. "When you say all, you mean-"
"Everyone," Karlach corrected. "I'm not stupid enough to think that'd work, soldier, but if I could make it work? I'd show em why my ticker made the fields of Avernus afraid of me."
I glanced through the memories she'd shared with me inadvertently through the bond, when it had deepened along with us all. A fiery aura of menace around her so strong that where she walked on the bleached black sands of the Hells, she left hellfire in her wake.
"How's that work?"
Karlach gestured with a thumb toward her chest. "Don't really know its ins and outs, to be honest, but when I get riled up, everything gets toasty. The infernal engine in my chest has been running real hot lately, and I can't wait to show anyone who crosses Her why they should fear Karlach Cliffgate, agent of the Absolute."
I shuddered at the thought of facing a warrior so strong she could set fire to you with every blow, flames so hot that they could melt nearly anything they touch.
"On the interests of learning more about one another," Gale asked pointedly to me, "Edward, what is the Internet?"
My brow rose at hearing the wizard ask a question that should be simple to explain, but was utterly alien to them. It had caught their interest well enough, and I nodded slightly.
"Best way I could describe it for you is a gateway to as many books as you could imagine. Like a shared network of, uh, machines that provide a way to create content or review content other users make," I explained. "Like a big public forum happening all the time, basically anywhere, so long as you've got a machine to use it."
The idea of this had clearly broken Gale's brain. Astarion was uninterested, and Karlach had little knowledge but was still impressed. Wyll gestured forward. "So it's infinite?"
"Not actually, but you could spend your entire lifetime looking at it and never see everything."
Gale finally recovered, eyes bugging out in wonder. "What a useful tool that would be. A treasure trove of knowledge that would… would put any wizard's library to shame!"
I laughed. "Maybe, but a lot of people use it for good and a lot of people use it for bad. Where I am from effectively runs on it."
The idea that I was from another world had not phased anyone, which shouldn't really be a surprise. Karlach had spent nearly a decade in the Hells serving an Archdevil called Zariel, and we'd escaped from the Hells using a world-hopping mindflayer ship.
"Gale, do you think the nautiloid could get me back home?"
The man shrugged. "I suppose it could, should you attune the magic of its shifting spells to your world. Crossing through to more local planes is easier, but it is not out of the realm of possibility."
"I'd wanna see this world," Astarion suggested. "Not out of any sense of adventure, mind you, but a… taste of local cuisine may be in order."
I blinked and then laughed, earning a look from one of the goblins nearby who'd just finished a game of chase the chickdn. "You'd taste a lot of antidepressants and caffeine."
They didn't know what to say to that, though Gale admitted coffee was quite a delicacy of his.
"It would be a fine place to spread Her message," Wyll remarked. "Ideas spreading through the public forum is one of the only benefits to a city. It can be… an easy way to share a story or two, and perhaps to be Her Voice."
I considered that for a moment and shrugged. "Maybe. I don't know how much traction we'd get – new age memes on social media would probably make us look like crackpots. Even a video of one of Her miracles would be met with skepticism."
Gale shook his head in disbelief. "Are they truly so close-minded to deny a miracle in front of them?"
"Yes and no," I answered simply. "A lot of folks have faith, but it's a different kind of faith than the one we are blessed to have. The Absolute speaks to us directly, but those of faith where I am from do not hear a specific voice in such clarity. If any at all."
"Hmm. Your world sounds bleak," Gale said. "I was a man of faith in another before I saw the light of the Absolute. I have met many colleagues in my studies who are similarly skeptical, but none can deny the underlying value of the gods. It sounds as though your world has no such underpinning."
I thought of the tomb guardian in Jergal's service we met. The Oakfather's followers in the Emerald Grove. The Absolute's voice we had begun to hear so clearly.
"Before all of this, I didn't think any gods were real," I said simply. "I am glad to be wrong in this world, but I would be surprised if my home plane has any connections to any gods."
Karlach coughed. "That's ridiculous."
"Maybe," I muttered. "If I ever manage to get back, I am excited to bring with me Her message. Maybe that is my mission as a revenant, my purpose for undeath."
The conversation stalled there as the High Priestess Gut, a nasty goblin woman who truly held great reverence to the Absolute and the rank of True Soul, began a quick service of faith for all to hear. All present gathered for her sermon, many still half-drunk from their celebrations.
Bugbears – taller goblin creatures who held furry bodies and long arms – were numbered in the half-dozen, while their shorter, smoother goblin cousins were in the dozens. Several ogres - thick as boulders and fat as hell – rounded out the majority of their forces, and they were so large they could likely siege thickened walls and break the druids' defenses. There were a handful of drow who worked alongside Minthara and Dror Ragzlin who had been called to assist in the upcoming battle, and some had stepped into the shadows of the courtyard to watch the festivities and were careful not to step into the sun. All pushed and pulled their way into an already crowded courtyard to hear her words.
Two of her attendants, a male and female goblin who were quite young, dragged two tied and bound human men into the space behind her, while the flames of the cooking fire danced nearby.
"Hmm. That's Volo," Wyll suggested.
Huh. It was.
How he'd gotten here alone was surprising. When last we spoke, he'd been fascinated with a group of goblins who had abandoned their goblin god for a new one. One that had revealed herself to me in all her righteous glory. So enamored with them that he would risk coming here alone was a quite ridiculous idea.
The other man was in far, far worse shape. Blond and covered in blood from various bruises, cuts, and potentially broken bones, he weakly followed along, arms bound and unable to fight back. That was good – he'd be a fool to resist the true path before him.
"Oi! I know we are all up in mood for a fight soon," Gut declared loudly. "But I come bearin' a gift from Her!"
Volo was haphazardly tossed forward and onto the wet stones, grime and mud ruining his quite pristine traveling outfit. The other weakly fell to his knees, not bothering to try to do any sudden movements.
Goblins cheered upon seeing two such weak humans. Some chittered excitely about the possibility of a human meal.
"The Absolute says anyone can serve," Gut revealed, "and so, I bring them before ya all to see Her reach spread to unexpected places."
Neither Volo nor the other looked quite ready to follow the Absolute's reach. In fact, they both were terrified and doubly so when Volo caught the eyes of us in the crowd. His mouth fell agape, and I didn't need to try to push into his mind to know he was afraid of us, of what we were doing, of why we weren't kicking the ass of everyone here.
Of why we weren't saving him.
"Humies, I give ya this chance," the priestess began. "The Absolute is gold from the sky! Her word is law, her word is love to the souls of all who hear 'em. You stand at the edge of a new world, one with Her as its eternal lord. Revoke your false gods and choose the Absolute. Or Priestess Gut will spill your guts on the pavement. Your entrails'll be a nice snack for the worgs!"
Volo steeled himself and suggested, "I do not think any of that will be necessary. Is your god the type to punish the truly innocent?"
Goblins shouted in anger that he would interrupt the proceedings before it was his time to speak and that he would dare question the High Priestess.
"Innocence? Bah, what a fuckin' useless idea." At Gut's declaration, the crowd cheered. "There's no need for any of that if ya give yourself and ya world up right now. Pledge!"
Neither of them spoke.
Bugbears cracked knuckles. Ogres shifted their weight. Goblin blades and bows maneuvered into view. Volo and the other man had nowhere to run, nowhere to go.
"A shame if he dies," Gale whispered. "A lot of knowledge gone to waste."
"I thought you hated him?"
"Edward, I detest Volothamp Geddarn." Gale sighed. "Yet, I recognize that his guides to the inner workings of creatures far and wide, worldly and otherworldly, have their uses. If nothing else, one of his earliest tomes is a nice paper weight in my tower."
I chuckled.
And then I stood, a decision made.
"Oi, what are ya-"
"Volo," I interrupted, flashing my mind to Gut, which pacified her for a moment. It was getting easier to make connections each time I tried. "What use would you have to the Absolute?"
The man sputtered. "Traitor…"
"What use?" I asked again.
His eyes shifted from goblin to goblin, from each of us, and then back to me. "I… I know things! Write books, study cultures. A student of history and monstrology!"
"Fancy little man thinks She cares?" the priestess challenged.
"It's less what Her eminence knows and more how he can help her followers to interact with others," I answered. "Volo's a famous writer. His name carries weight. If he doesn't submit to Her today, killing him just denies Her an asset for his influence."
He nodded fervently. "Please, spare me! I can write broadsheets about your cause, spread him through towns and cities. Exposure!"
Priestess Gut didn't respond for a long moment. "True Soul, you think this?"
"Yeah. Volo's slimy, but he's not stupid."
She considered it for a long moment, eyes glancing between Volo and the unnamed man who had stared, frozen, throughout the conversation.
"Drag him to Moonrise Towers then," she ordered, and a small team of goblins moved forward to escort the writer into the temple to prep him for transfer. Then she glanced toward me, making eye contact. "Kill the spare."
The goblins who were keen to witness bloodshed cheered racously.
I approached the blond, destitute man. It took little guessing to assume he was one of Aradin's men, captured during the attack that had snagged the druid Halsin. His lips quivered, arms slack and covered with mud, blood, and vomit. Pathetic, really, and perhaps barely of age.
"What have you accomplished?"
His eyes slowly widened but he said nothing.
Karlach stepped to my side and pounded a fist into her palm. "He asked you a question."
The boy's lip quivered. "I-I adventure."
"What have you done?" I asked again.
"A… A couple odd-jobs. Some tomb-diving. T-this was my big break."
A pity.
Other ideas filtered into my head. "You have any useful connections? Are you a noble prince, maybe an apprentice to a wizard?"
"W-we took this job f-for Lorroakan. T-to find the Nightsong."
"But he's not your teacher. Just a quest-giver."
The term confused him but he slowly shook his head, uncertain.
"The Absolute doesn't need you then."
I channeled ki into my palm, green mist visibly oozing from the skin. Shifting not to heal but to harm, the mist turned a blackish hue as I forcefully backhanded his cheek. The necrotic ki raced into his flesh, forced the boy's own ki to begin violently reacting. Resonating with my intent, his muscles atrophied, his bones snapped, and his skin grew gaunt. A final breath, and then the kid fell dead.
A green mist sputtered from his mouth, and I learned his name.
Liam.