What a busy week this has been -- the chapter was supposed to come out Sunday, then it was pushed to Tuesday, and now it's Saturday. If six days hadn't passed, would this count as time travel? Probably not. But still. That being said -- let's get the show on the road. Thanks for being awesome, everyone. And a big thanks to
@The Zog and
@Mizu for helping out with this chapter.
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The first mischief of rats that tried to get a chunk out of me went down easily enough. A punch here, a kick there, and they were smashed against the wood and crushed into a chunky paste that dribbled down to the floor. The problem came with the second wave.
Far from being content with doing the same thing over and over again, they adapted quickly – as I tried to punch one of the leaping rats, the creature forced itself into a spin and latched onto my forearm. I winced at the feeling of an inch of teeth stabbing into my bicep.
Another pair jumped for me from my left as the walls of the house turned inside out. I could just briefly make out tens of thousands of little, beady eyes glaring at me from an almost endless crawlspace. They were like bullets, but slower and more prone to gripping me.
I lifted my right arm and felt the tassel of my Zanpakuto wrap around my wrist as one of my blades was unsheathed. But as it spun and swung to cut down another set of rats lunging at me from the right, it stopped suddenly.
My arm wouldn't move. In fact, it couldn't. My eye widened as I stared at my stiffening shoulder. Polished wood was overtaking skin and flesh – and before I could react, the pair of rats from my left finally reached me. They died quickly as my other Zanpakuto readily swung through them like a hot knife through butter.
But at least I understood what the hell I was dealing with.
Reaching up, I tore off the rat clinging to my right arm and squeezed until I felt it
pop.
"None may escape the Rat House! NONE! You hear me, fool?!"
Oh, I heard him alright. His voice was nasally, he breathed heavily in between incoherent screeching, and I could feel his footsteps as they impacted the ground outside the house itself. More urgently, I could feel rats scuttling beneath the floorboards in numbers that
dwarfed what I'd observed.
For a moment, I considered pulling out my flare gun – my hand was halfway to the fanny pack before it stopped, and I sighed. Right… I didn't have that right now…
I'd get a replacement later.
The flesh on my arm continued to shift and warp as it turned to wood. My eye became half-lidded as I looked around, embracing a dull expression and suppressing a yawn. Oh sure, how scary, I was being turned into a part of the house… but as quickly as the wood grew and shifted from my flesh, I could see sparks forming beneath the wood. It rotted, dropping off of me and
thunking onto the floor.
If I stood around long enough, just cutting down rats as they came, then eventually I'd be able to win a battle of attrition. I was one hundred percent certain of it. But I wasn't in the mood for that shit, and I had other things that needed to get done.
"Soon, you too shall become one with the house and all its glory! I shall make from you a throne to sit upon! For I am Sternritter "R"… THE RAT HOUSE!"
I sighed, sheathed my Zanpakuto, and took a step away from a group of a dozen or so rats as they seemed to fly up in an attempt to eat my face. Multi-colored light formed from the fingertip of my reformed gauntlet. "Cero." And the rats were suddenly on fire.
"WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF MAGIC IS THAT?!"
His reaction was over the top. I took a breath, and past the oak and iron, I could smell him – he was coated in a fine layer of sweat. From the way his feet pressed against the ground, I estimated he was about five foot two, over two hundred and ninety pounds, and trembling in fear even though he had a clear and obvious advantage.
I waited for him to just swarm me already and throw all these rats at me simultaneously. But instead, he threw another two or three at me and I cut them down before they had a chance to reach me.
What a terrifying power.
And what a fucking shame it was in the hands of a blatant incompetent. For the life of me, I couldn't think of a single reason why he'd be holding back against me now. I took a deep,
deep breath, gave one last look around me, paused, and then I stared at what used to be a window before it had been replaced with more planks of wood. My ears twitched and I got a bead on him. "Okay, yeah, I'm bored now."
"BWAHAHAHA! FOOL! You think the Rat House cares for your emotions?! Soon, you shall–" All the false bravado in the world wasn't going to save this guy from me.
I clapped my hands, pointed a finger at a wall, and let it extend. There was no point making a claw out of it to hook him in, I just needed to touch him. And as I watched the armored finger burst through the wood at a little over six hundred meters per second, I felt a satisfying
thunk as it impacted soft, gelatinous fat.
"…Huh?"
Sparks burst and I pulled my finger back. I clapped my hands again, ignored the wood-spreading rats, and fired my fingertip at him a second time.
"What are you–?"
This time, he exploded into a shower of shards of petrified wood shaped like a person, and hundreds of rats. Almost immediately I could tell he was reforming his body, but even as he did I felt the phantom remnants of petrification wear off in my arm. The house began to lose coherency, wood boards almost melting as more rats began pouring out.
But that didn't matter to me as I just clapped my hands and tore a hole out in a shower of alchemical sparks. By the time I'd stepped out of the house, he was already reforming his body. I was sloughing bark and rat blood off of myself as I stepped closer towards him.
"Credit where credit's due, I can
totally see why Meds would have problems dealing with you." I said to him, my eye half open as, without much care, I grabbed him by his front and slammed him into the ground. "An inviting cottage in the middle of the woods, a sudden attack the moment someone closes their eyes, and
bam. They become part of your little trap. She'd probably go in to see what you were planning, you'd catch her by surprise, and then she'd be constantly dodging your nonsense for god knows how long… and she'd have no idea where the hell you actually were." I was monologuing, sure, but I felt the need to fill the air with something that
wasn't this guy's annoying, screechy voice.
He squealed like a pig, and much to my disgust the layer of sweat I'd smelled was
worse in person. It was a thick, salty grime that indicated he'd gone without showering for weeks – if not months. But under the odors of shit, salt, and other personal stink, I could make out hints of lead and mercury, anti-septic, and grease. In a way, that made tolerating his odor worth it.
"M-Meds…?" He asked with his eyes wide in shock and horror. "Who
are you?"
"I'm her boyfriend. And I know you've met her – scary looking eyes, blonde hair, has a thing for snakes and arrows…?" I raised my eyebrows, watching as he grew more panicked with each description added. "She probably kicked your ass, realized she couldn't kill you for some reason, and threw you away for me or someone else to deal with."
"…Oh." His voice became very small.
"So I've got two questions for you, and depending on how you answer this it can either end
very well for you, or
very badly. First, how was she?"
"…Um…"
"Just basic stuff, like," I gesticulated with one hand while still pinning him to the ground with the other. "Was she eating alright? She doesn't
need food, but I mean I'd feel kind of bad if she didn't have
something, you know?"
"…" He grew very quiet, just watching me with beady eyes.
"So that's a no? Okay, I'll treat her to something nice when this is over. God, fuck me – I don't think we've ever gone
out together. Not out as in just walking around, but I mean an actual
date." I sighed, "She's too good for me, sometimes. Anyway, uh, question two…
how many people have you killed with that fucking house?"
Things ended very badly for the Rat House, and I walked away pinching the bridge of my nose.
Fucking Quincies.
Ignoring the horrifying, multiversal implications of their presence here, the fact that there were
Sternritters just added another degree of problems to an already fucked up situation.
And the fact that Meds was fighting Sternritters when she originally left to find Ivan and rescue Laxus just made matters that much worse. So Ivan was
probably a Quincy too, almost certainly a Sternritter, and Meds had
likely decided to deal with this problem by killing all of them.
By itself, this might not have been a problem if it wasn't for the fact that, before I'd… well…
left my home world,
Bleach was still updating. Yhwach was still a major threat, and nobody knew how he was going to go down. I
still don't know how he lost in canon – and let's be real, he
definitely lost.
It's a Shounen battle manga, he wasn't going to
win.
So that said, we were in kind of a pickle. If I didn't know how Yhwach lost, Meds probably wouldn't know either. While that kind of thing had never stopped us before, we'd never ended up against someone of that kind of
scale before either.
…And yet, if Meds was hunting down Sternritter and she felt alright, that raised another host of questions.
This fight was
way too easy.
And Meds was having a
really easy time fighting these guys. There's no way she wasn't. I'd be able to tell if she was badly hurt, right? No, I'd
definitely be able to tell.
"Perhaps," I heard Wrath say to me, "It is not a matter of them being weak, but a matter of you being strong?"
"No," I shook my head. "Fairy Tail's a series that operates on One Piece-style rules. Flash over physics, more often than not. The people here ought to be batshit powerful and should be able to go toe-to-toe with mountain busters. The Sternritters aren't slouches when it comes to a fight – they can't afford that if they're gonna invade the Soul Society. So for
that guy from
that group in
this world to go down
so easily… It's setting off a
lot of warning bells."
I took a moment to sit down on a rock.
"…Why are there Quincies here? The Organization's island used to be a part of Lordran before it fell out of the sky… so Lordran was a part of that world's afterlife, which implies a connection to the Soul Society… But I haven't seen the folks here do any of that wacky Dark Souls sorcery and miracles. It's all unclassified. We're missing something here, and I don't like it."
"You think Ivan's the key?" Lust suggested, "If he's got an in with the Quincies, he'd probably know a little more about this world."
"Probably. If Meds finds him, she'll be able to figure it out. But on that note, there
is something else I've been thinking about. See, in the original story, Fairy Tail deals with its own more often than not. Why would they send Meds after Ivan? I mean, she could probably take him, but the point is that she's not a Fairy Tail mage. Sending her makes no sense."
"Maybe they are testing her…?" Desiree supposed aloud, "She has a great deal of potential as a recruit."
I barked a laugh. "No. Haha, no. Hell no. I love her, but god no. She's not Fairy Tail material. Meds kills people as a first response
way too often for any Guild to consider her, even for a heartbeat." I shut my eye in melancholy and smiled, "You can take one look at her, and no matter how happy her smile… there's an edge to it. She'll cut you, and she'll
enjoy it." I shuddered. "Nobody here would want her." Not like me.
"Then she was sent after Ivan to test her self-control – not to have her as a member, but to see if she can be trusted."
For a moment, I considered it. Then I shook my head, "Nah," I waved my hand, dismissing the notion. "She showed plenty of self-control at the Guild while she was caring for me – what's the point in searching for something like you don't know it's there when it's right in front of you? If that's true, then Makarov's playing dumb when he's got nothing to gain from doing so."
"If Medusa was sent after Ivan, and if Fairy Tail deals with its own," I heard Herman consider aloud, "Then perhaps the latter was the goal, and the former was the means?"
"…Can you elaborate?"
"Medusa is brilliant – so much so that you could
speak of her brilliance without evidence and others would be inclined to believe you. She is also prone to causing harm to things she doesn't like. Fairy Tail is headed by a man who can recognize both of these things. So, suppose his son and grandson leave one day. He knows that Ivan kidnapped his own child and fled the Guild… and he doesn't know where they might be? This is doubtful. He knows Ivan has fallen into a bad crowd, how can't he? He knows Medusa is intelligent, and it would not be beyond him to assume she is sadistic – not Fairy Tail material, as you say, but perfect for hunting a Dark Guild."
"So, what, you think he sent Meds after Ivan
knowing she wouldn't find him? And that she'd just end up going after the Sternritters instead?"
"…It would provide plausible deniability. "Fairy Tail didn't
happen to kill anyone who ended up in the way, it was Medusa Gorgon instead," they would say. "She is not a member of any Guild, she is exclusively targeting a group that this country is better off without," leaving unsaid that if she perishes in the process and you decide to avenge her death… and die as a result…"
"That's cold." I said. "
Way too cold. And I haven't done anything to indicate I'm a threat."
"Perhaps, or perhaps not."
"…"
"Fairy Tail deals with its own. You said that first, not me. If Medusa were sent to find Ivan and save Laxus, she would certainly
kill Ivan. She would kill Makarov's
son. Of course it would be a cold thing for him to do, but Makarov is a
family man isn't he? At worst, he chose to
banish Ivan. Not kill him.
Never kill him."
"But we haven't
done anything to them."
"No. You simply showed up, injured, covered in blood for them to care for you… and then, mysteriously, Medusa appeared from the
ether to help you. Nothing is suspicious about that, I'm sure."
"…So let's suppose just for a moment that the little old man lied to my girlfriend, sent her on a wild goose chase to kill what he thinks is a Dark Guild, and is secretly trying to confront Ivan and Laxus without someone interrupting him. I was in a
comatose state. He'd have to have been harboring Ivan for a
month, right? Hell, Cana said I was asleep for three weeks."
Lust blinked, "No she didn't."
"Huh?" I looked towards her in the greyed out world.
"Cana said you were asleep for a
long time, but it was Makarov who said you were asleep for three weeks. And it was Makarov who claimed that Medusa told you to
assume the worst." Lust stared at me.
"…Herman, you mind passing me a book from the library on that?" I asked – but I could already see he was searching. Somewhere, deep in the bowels of the House of the Rising Sun, I could see Amit happily passing Herman a red-bound book just as I could see him flipping through the pages as he walked along a winding staircase made of endless, vast shelves.
The grey world seemed dense with fog as he emerged once more. "Volume Twenty-six, chapter three-hundred twelve," Herman stated aloud. "It's all there in black and white."
I took the book from him and grasped solidified ideas and memories. I saw myself there, watching as Cana's face fell. She was
uncertain. She looked like she was realizing something.
"Oh…" she said as if something had suddenly occurred to her,
"Oh, you wouldn't know."
She was about to say something about Meds, then she stopped herself. She said I was asleep for a long time… And then Makarov answered my question before she could. He was
right there with Cana, he told me I was asleep for three weeks…
"…No," I said aloud, watching as Makarov took a deep breath to steady himself. "He wouldn't. He's got too much of a moral compass, right?"
But Herman said nothing, flipping another page as the scene continued playing itself out in front of me. I could see Makarov trembling, and I could see how
shaken he was as he delivered the news – "This…" I stopped myself, "This
can't be accurate. I'm just remembering it wrong."
"It's real." Wrath spoke up once more. "Every last second of it, and we were all there as witness. These aren't just your memories of the event, Poe. This is a consensus, and your memories are the driving force."
"…She asked us to tell you when you woke up that if she wasn't here then we were to assume the worst. We don't know where she is… I'm sorry." There was genuine remorse in Makarov's tone.
I watched as Horace took his hat off his head as if to wipe sweat from his feathered brow, and he stared at me as he leaned on the stiffened memory of Makarov's form. "What was the last thing he said? I'm not sure Poe heard – hey, Herman, play it back for a moment?"
He complied.
"I'm sorry."
"And one more time… a little louder."
"I'm sorry."
"You getting it yet, Poe?"
"…" I exhaled. My teeth were clenched and my eyes were staring ahead at nothing. I could feel the grey world fade. Makarov… he wasn't apologizing to me
for Meds, he was apologizing to me for
Meds. He sent her out – to protect his family, and to hurt the people who led his son astray… he'd fucked us.
We'd been had.
I took another breath, looked up at the sky, and checked to see if my wings were stable for flight. I felt calm – calmer than I'd ever felt before. That was probably a bad thing. My eye looked up to the sky, and I
flew.
-x-
The Perspective's Story
I checked the mirror again – my eyes were
definitely not that shade of amber yesterday. Were they getting yellower? God, that'd be, like,
so sucky. I was
not in the mood for another check-up.
Someone knocked on the door. "You done in there, Pereknorn?"
"Oh. My. God," I spat, "Like, what the fuck, Orvolio? Call me Perry! For real! I mean, like, how often do I gotta tell you, huh? Huuuuh?" I stepped over to the door and hit it with my hand a few times, making sure to be louder than him. "And I'll be done when I'm done, like,
fuck. God. Ugh."
He stepped away from the door, one foot heavier than the other. "Fine. Be that way. Bitch."
I stuck my tongue out at him. Even if he couldn't see it, it was… you know, like, the principle of it…?
…I stopped moving.
For just a second, I thought I saw something in the mirror. It looked black. Was that… armor? Or was it skin…? I couldn't tell. There was just so much ash. And its eyes were all
white, like a…
…Needle teeth or open ventilation for a mouth that wasn't a mouth and it was smiling
exactly what one would expect from a proper hero – my head hurt. Is something… is someone bleeding again? Everything smells like iron.
Bells?
…What bells?
The air smells like lightning. It's all burning – what's burning? I can't… I can't tell… I blinked again. Something dripped from my nose, and the mirror just showed me
exactly what was supposed to be there you haven't seen anything. "Fucking gross… I got a
nosebleed? Ew…" I whined, pulling out a tissue.
And my eyes are
totally not that color. Fucking mirror. Like, fuck everything!
Ugh.
-x-
One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train
End-322