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I don't know. i never learned them. It was just too Bore-ing
When is the other wing going to grow back? It seems like it's been missing for a while now.
God damnit. What does it take to kill that son-of-a-bitch
That was... Actually surprisingly smart...He was anticipating that I'd move at the same pace I was before when he fired his shot, aiming to the left or right where I'd most likely dodge. What he didn't anticipate was for the entire castle to suddenly lift all its occupants again. I flew up with everyone else, the bullet easily passing below me as Danny pulled the trigger of my Rider-enhanced shotgun.
Though his body was lifted by the sudden gravitational shift, his spirit was not; and instead stood unaffected by the alteration of physics.
God damnit, Poe!
Yes... You god damn idiot...
The Best Kind!I didn't know what kind it was, just that it fired lots of bullets very fast
Man, if i didn't know better, then i would have thought it just ended. That he died...There was the sound of someone shouting my name again. There was the feeling that I was being caught and dragged somewhere else. Everything was turning green, a vortex of light and sound.
My eye shut.
I slept.
Oh thank god, he's still alive. It's weird. I don't like Danny, I don't even know him, but i'm glad he's not dead."Those who are half-dead are not so easily killed," Vlad said with a simple shrug, "He'll make a full recovery."
Well... I might have spoken a bit too hasty... So he's a... what? Cross between a Hollow and those Mountain-Climber SCP?But now that I focused on it, I felt a familiar sense of cold. I looked at Danny, briefly making eye contact. My vision blurred slightly, but I shook my head, kicking that out of me. I knew he developed cold powers in canon, but this was different. This felt wrong, somehow. Wrong… and familiar… oh, oh shit.
Screaming internally, I tried to find any sort of silver lining or, failing that, attempted to discern just how fucked everything was. "Is there…" I licked my lips, suddenly dry, "Is there anything else?" I asked, looking at Danny closely. His face took on an unpleasant expression, like he tasted something sour.
Nervous, Danny awkwardly shifted from one foot to the other. "Well," he reached down the front of his pajama shirt and pushed it down and away. I went bug-eyed at the sight of it. There, where Danny was shot, going straight through him and to the other side, was a hole where his heart should have been. "There's this?" he offered, "And, uh, I'm kind of hungry…"
Huh. That's not bad. You got played, PoeAnd even as he said this, he didn't let on to the fact that he'd be having access to a completed Reality Gauntlet.
Yes. Like stairs... Evil little Satans
Hah. Knew it.Danny's ghost form was a pseudo-Hollow with similarities to one of the white monsters from the glass town.
For some reason, i imagined the sound Transformers make when they transform.my Zanpakuto's tassels wrapping around my arms while the valves pushed their way out and expanded, prongs appearing on the backs of my gauntleted hands
Mmm. This is nice. Just some good old sparring. No life-or-death, no fate of the world, no fighting over the last piece of food. Just sparring, testing and having fun.The ice embedded itself harmlessly into the earth and, as I looked up to make a counter attack, Danny flew through my wall and punched me in the face. I went with it, turning with the punch to bring my hands around and blast a concussive wave of sound – careful not to hurt him too badly, I knocked Danny as far back as I could.
Somersaulting through the air, he recovered and stood high above me once more, "…So…" I grinned at him, "Ready for round three?" The halfa responded by flying straight at me, far faster than I thought he normally could. "I'll take that as a yes."
If you're not cheating, you're not doing it right.
I really liked this scene, Ars. There were something about it that just... Clicked. It felt really good.I tumbled through the air, smashing into the ground while tossing Danny away from me in time to save him from certain death. He rolled, his head shaking and his eyes half-open. I stood from the crater of my making and started stepping towards him. He looked up, then, at the person who literally made him eat dirt and I offered the kid a hand.
Danny took it.
Don't eat it, Poe. The meat... Has gone BadThe moment was ruined at the sound of a roaring meat monster suddenly exploding out the back of the restaurant. "Oh. There it is." I exhaled, "Super…"
And she's succumbing...
Oh boy! Another confusing round of "Who's who"The grey became all-consuming suddenly, wiping the world around me away and sending my mind within myself where I suddenly stood in an empty train station high above an expansive desert far below. There was a crescent-shaped moon high above the torn apart ceiling and the true representation of Grand King flew freely on warped and horrifying wings.
My voice spoke to me from above as I watched myself step into view, the light of the moon to my other self's back. White like bone, his was a profile of my body lacking any color with eyes that shone like amber. He was already in his chimera form. For the first time in ages, I regarded my inner Hollow. "I thought we merged." I said to myself from down below.
Hah, i got that reference!
"Please don't litter. I don't want a dirty mind""This," I said, "Is the doorway to my mind." In my heart and soul I knew the name for this portal was something special and that it held a far deeper meaning, "Last Stop: House of the Rising Sun."
I have some good news, and i have some Horrible news.....When is the other wing going to grow back? It seems like it's been missing for a while now.
Oh, crap... Poe's wing regrows, but it's got Alien Hand Syndrome and tries to kill Poe whenever he uses it, resulting in an epic crash and burn which somehow lodges Poe in a place between dimensions where all the Spirits are corporeal and thus susceptible to harm, again resulting in the death of Medusa and Wrath, while Desiree takes over Poe's body trying to become a God!
you got 4 words right.Oh, crap... Poe's wing regrows, but it's got Alien Hand Syndrome and tries to kill Poe whenever he uses it, resulting in an epic crash and burn which somehow lodges Poe in a place between dimensions where all the Spirits are corporeal and thus susceptible to harm, again resulting in the death of Medusa and Wrath, while Desiree takes over Poe's body trying to become a God!
But seriously. Don't tell me! No spoilers!
Things aren't looking so good -- Bob decided to stop paying the bills he left behind, our utilities are gonna be cut next week, and I haven't gotten a reply from any of the internships I've applied for. So, I decided to do something stupid.
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Ehm... This... Seems bad? Good? I'm not sure? I'm fairly certain that at least one of them will go along with Poe, and uuh... Yay? No?
He is his fury. Is he his patience? It is a conversation"He is, literally, the embodiment of fury… at least, within me."
At least it's not snowing!
Fucking hell, Poe..."You wanna build a sand castle?" my other "me" looked at me like I was stupid.
And I thought about how to respond, but eventually settled on shrugging and sitting down. "Yo, Desiree," I called, "Let's get a bucket of water!" a moment of silence passed as we started gathering soft desert sand into piles. The giant Minotaur monsters just stared at us quietly as we worked.
Desiree phased into existence, "Seriously?" she asked us, "You're serious?" neither of us responded. She continued to float there, looking down upon the two of us as we continued digging and screwing around. "You are wasting my powers so you two can make sand castles?!" the former ghost looked positively livid.
That baby is Hitler or something, isn't it?I was going to do something that could in absolutely no way, shape, or form end badly. I was going to save a helpless baby in a baby carriage about to be hit by a runaway bus. That was as good as it got, right? No bad karma here!
Nevermind. It's Teen Titans. I am going to bet that Raven is going to shit her... Pants? Does she even wear pants under that cape of hers? She's going to shit her robes when she sees Poe or Poe's Soul.
And Poe has already gained his complimentary power of the universe. The ability to come up with Witty and/or Heroic Quips in the heat of battle.I smirked, "Stick around," I waved him off as I headed towards the destroyed bus.
Called itThe jet-black wall that appeared between me and Mammoth cut my sound construct to pieces and forced me back. Chanting quickly, quietly, I saw a member of the local superhero team as she stepped out from a corner of darkness. Raven held one hand out towards her construct and the other out towards me.
My foot was caught on something. I listened; I listened closely to what she was saying. These were words I'd heard somewhere before. She wasn't saying what she normally would. Azarath, Metrion, Zynthos – the most common words she used when magic came to play and not a single one left her lips. I saw four red eyes under her blue hood as her shadows seemed to darken.
I heard something that was at once familiar and very distant. Where had I heard these words that hadn't been heard before? These were words not meant to be spoken, harsh and wrong, but with the benefit of Urahara and Tessai's blue square, I could make out some of these words. I caught "banish" among them.
I consider myself rather well versed in DC, but i have absolutely no idea who this isSomeone new was standing there now. I wasn't alone in the empty void. Instead, a man looked at me with a passive expression, evaluating me for all that I was and all that made me who I was. There was no echo in the distance, just me and him looking at each other. His green robes shifted as he floated towards me – not stepped.
Aah, The Spectre. Also, God Damnit, Poe. You keep on weaponizing your fricking vomit.
Seriously! Stop it. The Spectre is probably the closest thing DC has to a God, maybe next to God itself. If DC has a God, i can't remember. I mean, i'm fairly certain it does, i know it has angels and demons, so there might be a God somewhere in there."Oh… Oh fuck… What…?" And I threw up on him again, this time all over where his feet should have been. Now he showed disgust.
Huh. He seems rather nice. And apparently, Poe's vomit is the most powerful thing in the universe, seeing as he can't remove it from himself."Would you stop that?" he asked, trying to be civil. I respected him for trying. He reached out a pale hand and snapped his fingers, vanishing away most of the puke, but not all of it. He looked at his robes, mouth half-open and eyes narrowed in certain annoyance. "…Ah, I can't seem to erase your… vomit… from my clothing…" he brought up a hand to pinch his brow, "How wonderful."
Smart of you, Spectre"I am the Spectre, the true spirit of vengeance… the vengeance of God Himself. And if she had not acted to banish you as she did, I would have." Well shit. "You do not belong in this world and have already overstayed your welcome. Leave."
Well, this was creepy as fuck. Something seems very wrong with this traincart"It's a train car." I said it like it was obvious, "That's all it ever is." I turned back to look at the door. I saw a thing of black open it from the other side and reach out a beckoning hand. It smiled widely, sharp needle-like teeth showing. Danny shouted and screamed as he covered his eyes. I took his hand. "Hey, come on, let's go! We'll miss our… our stop… something important is over there…" My head was foggy, why was my head foggy?
STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP
"Poe… This isn't a train car… I can't…" Danny swayed, "Where did all the stars go, Poe? Where is everything?!" I didn't hear that last part. It was probably nothing, I thought as the train car flickered and for just a second I saw screaming faces everywhere.
Here or there, it doesn't matter. You'll find fire and stuff to corrupt and destroy soon enough.
Things aren't looking so good -- Bob decided to stop paying the bills he left behind, our utilities are gonna be cut next week, and I haven't gotten a reply from any of the internships I've applied for. So, I decided to do something stupid.
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Don't be. That was clever.
Outside, I smiled as my new red skin darkened into a more even, tan color. I was still falling through the incoming power, and each moment I spent falling through it was a moment where this thing was sending creatures to invade my soul. But its attack had opened up a new avenue for me to go by.
My wings curled around my body, shifting their positions ever-slightly until they clenched. The Innocence wave began to push around me as I continued falling towards the Fallen One's open heart. Feathers fell from me as I descended faster and faster through the power.
For the briefest instant, I'd made my wings into a vehicle. So when they blackened and burned with the power of the Rider, there was no corruption to be found. Four wings became as fingers with a fifth becoming the thumb and I punched that Fallen One in the heart as hard as I could with my whole, burning body – literally, at that.
Penetration was achieved, now I just needed to keep going. There was a veritable ocean of memories I needed to swim through, but I had no time for that bullshit. I just kept going, blasting everything away from me in my path straight towards the center of the Fallen One. This was the control unit. This was what made everything tick.
Now and only now I was able to confront Froi Tiedoll directly. My right arm cracked and twisted as it repaired itself, drawing on defeated fragments of the Fallen One's attack. I pulled back, "Let me just say…" I trailed, "That I wish I could be sorry for this," and I threw that fist forward, "Clench your teeth, General!" I punched him hard in the cheek.
His head turned from the strike, his eyes opened, and he slowly looked at me. His gaze turned to look all around us… he wept. His mouth began to open in something resembling a silent scream as he realized what had happened and, at that, he finally examined me.
"…I'm sorry…" he said, "I'm so sorry…"
My fist fell to my side, suddenly limp. "Yeah. I know."
Aside from faded voices from memories that weren't my own, it was remarkably quiet inside the body of a machine designed to kill everything around it. Too many bright lights, I felt, and too many shifting shapes that lacked order or structure… this was quickly proving to be an unpleasant place to be. Vertigo hit me as I tried to find my footing, but eventually disappeared as I settled on floating.
"…If I could take back what I did…" his voice petered off, "But it's too late for that now, isn't it?"
"Not a chance," I said, "I can get you out of here, we can plead your case to someone – anyone," I refused to believe that the Black Order would be so stupid as to permanently eject one of their Generals when he clearly showed regret over this action. They weren't some single-dimensionally evil group on the side of good. There were motivations of all sorts in their group that drove them to accomplish what they needed to.
"You don't understand," he said, shaking his head as best as he could considering his body was fused with the machine around us – his movements were restricted to a point he could barely shift his neck, "A Fallen One cannot survive…" he rasped as a wave shook the entire structure we stood within, "A Fallen One will exhaust its Exorcist as much as possible before killing him."
I knew that. Normally it took a full day to accomplish that. But in this case… in this case, Froi Tiedoll was exhausted from fighting me. He wouldn't last a full day at all, would he? And if this thing exploded or fell apart or anything, then he'd certainly die. Was he thus telling me that, no matter what, this was the end for him?
"Bullshit." I said to him, "Bull fucking shit." I wanted to punch him again, "You're an Exorcist! You're a General! You're one of the best there are, one of the brightest this world has to offer… and you're giving up?!" I snapped, "What a load of garbage…!"
He just watched me with a gaze that spoke of pity. "If you came here to save me," he said, "Or to tell me I can save myself, you're wasting your breath." He sighed, "My body cannot function without Innocence any longer, and the more Innocence that runs through me…" a cough racked his body. Blood dripped down his mouth, "The more Innocence that I process, the weaker I become."
And I just watched him. I just watched as this man, a General of the Black Order – a man who, in canon, was one of the kindest and strongest – withered away in front of me with each passing second. When I came in here, he was already emaciated. Now, though, he'd might as well have been a skeleton with how much of his body had been burned away to power this thing.
"…Then give an order, General," I said to him, "I'm not part of the Black Order, but… if you give me an order, the least I can do is fulfill it."
"Is that your way of asking for a last request?" he questioned me. He might have been smirking. "Ah, I see…" and he thought, "Then, your order would be… Minimize the damage." I stared for only a moment longer before giving a sharp nod and stepping back. I took a deep breath and felt words come
We must solve this! To The Mystery Machine, Scoobs!No hints to where we are. Could be anywhere, really. It's a mystery.
Alright, Scoobs. First clue. It's somewhere that has Rain. And where it's uncomfortable to be walking around barefoot and drenched to the bonesTo be clear, I didn't have a problem with the rain. I had a problem with walking around, barefoot, in the rain. Even with my hood up it was remarkably cold and uncomfortable. Even ignoring the rain, that left me with nothing but my thoughts and I wasn't much in the mood for thinking when I was drenched to the fucking bone.
Third Clue. It's a world, with at least one forest.
Fourth Clue. Poe is still an idiot. I don't know how relevant it is, but it's there"Scouting team?" I blinked, "Who would…" Wait a second. Wait a goddamn second. "How long has it been since the last world transfer?"
I'm kinda disappointed he didn't :/ It was perfect and right up Poe's alley!
Man, why did you say that. Now i've been sitting and wondering which 4 words it is.
Aha! I still don't have any idea where we are!
Hmm, this might have given hints, as you said, but i still can't see where we are.
Well, that explains a lot...
I really don't know where the fuck you got "The land of Cheese" from, but it is bloody amazing!. It's making me laugh every time i read it. Also, Jesus christ, Poe. You're just digging your grave deeper!"Oh yeah, I'm a knight." I lied, "I was knighted by the king of–" think of a country, think of a country, come on, in what country would I ever be knighted "–Creta." I paused, "The land of cheese." Jazz's mouth slowly opened and stuck itself in that position. She wasn't alone.
Even Poe has acknowledged it!
You have kinda earned a few days of rest.
Alright! Rest's over! Time to return to our scheduled destruction of Canon."Hey, Sir Poe!" our host called to me as I walked out from the forest, a dead deer on my back. I greeted him with a cheery grin, "I can think of some folks in town who'd love to have that buck's head mounted…" he mused, taking the animal from me. He was a strong man to hold that animal with so little effort.
Yeah... They're going to die or get attacked, aren't they?…I could leave the kids in a cabin for an hour without something bad happening to them, right?
Man, i should really watch D. Gray Man again. It's been a while since i last read itDamn it.
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One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train
End-161
Man, i should really watch D. Gray Man again. It's been a while since i last read it
Man, why did you say that. Now i've been sitting and wondering which 4 words it is.
Come on! That's unfair. That's in everything regarding Poe!
thank goodnessWell, it's been awhile. Things at home are improving, thank god, and I'm aiming to get one of two jobs nearby -- so that'll help.
No, she's been around for a loooooong time.
"And everyone voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down""The election is on fire."
"What, you mean like the voting booths or..."
"No. The election. The entire election. Burning."
"What does that mean!? What? How!? Who!?"
"... who do you think?"
"..."
"..."
"... god damn it Poe."
Yeah. It counts for one ticket to a grave. Bravery gets someone killed at some pointBut he was brave, a part of me shouted. That had to count for something!
Man, don't even go there... It's not healthy for you"…" slowly, Lulu Bell opened her mouth to try to formulate words, "Who are you–?"
This. This is what happens when you stop and talk in the middle of a firefight. Really, it's you own fault, Lulu Belland shot Lulu Bell in the abdomen – knocking her backwards right out of the house.
All Aboard The Ass-Kicking Train!
You know? I never found out if he actually said this, or if it was more for our benefit..[[BOARD: GRAND KING!!]]
[[SWORD – GRAND – SWORD]]
[[OPERATE THE ENGINE OF DESTINY; CONDUCT A SYMPHONY OF DEFEAT]]
[[DUAL WIELD MODE: GO]]
Rule 34 of the Evil Overlord List: "I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.""Turning into a snake?" I asked as she commenced with a swing mostly aided by her sudden shift in mass and the power of gravity. My eye darted down. She was going to hit the cabin, eh? How about no… "There's a book on the subject," I jeered, clapping my hands and projecting black matter behind the form of her falling body. "Don't do that." It exploded.
Alright. I'm not sure i caught the pun/joke here.Beaux… Bo… Bolic… Beaux-lic… Bo… Beaux…
…Oh.
…OH…!
…oh…
Shit.
Puns? It's Poe.
Why must you betray me so?
Man... Now i feel sad...The clouds were clearing. The sun was showing. It was a beautiful day.
I held my head in my hands and cried.
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One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train
End-164
You can't Flirt for shit, Poe."It's not just that," I protested, "The Earl's been making these things for millennia. Hence, why he's called the "Millennium Earl"… You're old–"
"You always know what to say to a girl…"
"Oh…?" she raised her scarred eyebrow, "Ohoho…? Is that a challenge?"
"It's really not. Don't take it as one."
"Too late,"
Well, what do you know... You got invited to a girls house anyway. Well, it's more like a girls room inside a house you own, but still"You didn't know? I could have sworn… well, it doesn't matter. You're welcome to visit.
You might not know what to say, but you give the best gifts. The gifts of death and horrible eldritch abominations"Uh…" I stopped before exiting, "I'm betting you'll want more than just the one?" Medusa's smile widened ever further. Were those arrows sticking out of her mouth?
Aww. That was so adorably awkward. Also 'awkward' is a really weird word.With a frown, I offered a single nod, "Okay, then. Um, I guess I'll just send a mental message or something later." As the doors to my House of the Rising Sun shut behind me, I offered another wave, "I'll see you again. Soon." The witch doctor on the other side smiled back, a genuine smile this time.
"And I, you," The doors disappeared. Silence passed for a moment. The world greyed, "You realize we can talk literally any time at all, right?"
"Yeah, that was pretty stupid of us. Let's not speak of it again."
"Agreed."
Color returned.
Yay. More minions!The transformation from Akuma to knight in this case was nearly identical to the first. And an end result slowly stood before me. This knight, slightly more masculine than the first, kneeled. The first knight stepped back into the clearing, hardly damaged from the attack that launched it away, and kneeled as well.
Yes, give them all the despair of knowing they're in a world with a several thousand year old madman, who has a near unlimited amount of soldiers."And after that, we're going to talk about the world we're in." And that was… not going to be a very fun experience, I decided. No, sir, not at all…
I don't even know the name yet, and i still agree with the nigh-mindless drone"With all due respect…" the masculine knight trailed, "That is a stupid name."
God Damnit, Poe!So, with that, the First Order of the Pineapple Court was thusly founded.
How the hell is that intelligently chosen?