Alright. I'm good again! So let us start off with a joke.
what the hell was the bore of that thing?!
I don't know. i never learned them. It was just too Bore-ing

When is the other wing going to grow back? It seems like it's been missing for a while now.

"Well… It's kind of not…"


"Hello, I am the Ghost."
God damnit. What does it take to kill that son-of-a-bitch

He was anticipating that I'd move at the same pace I was before when he fired his shot, aiming to the left or right where I'd most likely dodge. What he didn't anticipate was for the entire castle to suddenly lift all its occupants again. I flew up with everyone else, the bullet easily passing below me as Danny pulled the trigger of my Rider-enhanced shotgun.

Though his body was lifted by the sudden gravitational shift, his spirit was not; and instead stood unaffected by the alteration of physics.
That was... Actually surprisingly smart...

…wait, what? "I sent him to Fenton Works."
God damnit, Poe!

"And I just told you. Fuck."
Yes... You god damn idiot...

I didn't know what kind it was, just that it fired lots of bullets very fast
The Best Kind!

There was the sound of someone shouting my name again. There was the feeling that I was being caught and dragged somewhere else. Everything was turning green, a vortex of light and sound.

My eye shut.

I slept.
Man, if i didn't know better, then i would have thought it just ended. That he died...

"Those who are half-dead are not so easily killed," Vlad said with a simple shrug, "He'll make a full recovery."
Oh thank god, he's still alive. It's weird. I don't like Danny, I don't even know him, but i'm glad he's not dead.

But now that I focused on it, I felt a familiar sense of cold. I looked at Danny, briefly making eye contact. My vision blurred slightly, but I shook my head, kicking that out of me. I knew he developed cold powers in canon, but this was different. This felt wrong, somehow. Wrong… and familiar… oh, oh shit.

Screaming internally, I tried to find any sort of silver lining or, failing that, attempted to discern just how fucked everything was. "Is there…" I licked my lips, suddenly dry, "Is there anything else?" I asked, looking at Danny closely. His face took on an unpleasant expression, like he tasted something sour.

Nervous, Danny awkwardly shifted from one foot to the other. "Well," he reached down the front of his pajama shirt and pushed it down and away. I went bug-eyed at the sight of it. There, where Danny was shot, going straight through him and to the other side, was a hole where his heart should have been. "There's this?" he offered, "And, uh, I'm kind of hungry…"
Well... I might have spoken a bit too hasty... So he's a... what? Cross between a Hollow and those Mountain-Climber SCP?

And even as he said this, he didn't let on to the fact that he'd be having access to a completed Reality Gauntlet.
Huh. That's not bad. You got played, Poe

There were more threats in this world than SCPs, after all…
Yes. Like stairs... Evil little Satans

Danny's ghost form was a pseudo-Hollow with similarities to one of the white monsters from the glass town.
Hah. Knew it.

my Zanpakuto's tassels wrapping around my arms while the valves pushed their way out and expanded, prongs appearing on the backs of my gauntleted hands
For some reason, i imagined the sound Transformers make when they transform.

The ice embedded itself harmlessly into the earth and, as I looked up to make a counter attack, Danny flew through my wall and punched me in the face. I went with it, turning with the punch to bring my hands around and blast a concussive wave of sound – careful not to hurt him too badly, I knocked Danny as far back as I could.

Somersaulting through the air, he recovered and stood high above me once more, "…So…" I grinned at him, "Ready for round three?" The halfa responded by flying straight at me, far faster than I thought he normally could. "I'll take that as a yes."
Mmm. This is nice. Just some good old sparring. No life-or-death, no fate of the world, no fighting over the last piece of food. Just sparring, testing and having fun.

Also, I've started at a new job, so my C&C will most likely be slowed down a bit.

Because it was cheating goddamnit!
If you're not cheating, you're not doing it right.

I tumbled through the air, smashing into the ground while tossing Danny away from me in time to save him from certain death. He rolled, his head shaking and his eyes half-open. I stood from the crater of my making and started stepping towards him. He looked up, then, at the person who literally made him eat dirt and I offered the kid a hand.

Danny took it.
I really liked this scene, Ars. There were something about it that just... Clicked. It felt really good.

The moment was ruined at the sound of a roaring meat monster suddenly exploding out the back of the restaurant. "Oh. There it is." I exhaled, "Super…"
Don't eat it, Poe. The meat... Has gone Bad

Desiree smacked her face with her palm.
And she's succumbing...

The grey became all-consuming suddenly, wiping the world around me away and sending my mind within myself where I suddenly stood in an empty train station high above an expansive desert far below. There was a crescent-shaped moon high above the torn apart ceiling and the true representation of Grand King flew freely on warped and horrifying wings.

My voice spoke to me from above as I watched myself step into view, the light of the moon to my other self's back. White like bone, his was a profile of my body lacking any color with eyes that shone like amber. He was already in his chimera form. For the first time in ages, I regarded my inner Hollow. "I thought we merged." I said to myself from down below.
Oh boy! Another confusing round of "Who's who"

"I've been thinking with portals recently.
Hah, i got that reference!

"This," I said, "Is the doorway to my mind." In my heart and soul I knew the name for this portal was something special and that it held a far deeper meaning, "Last Stop: House of the Rising Sun."
"Please don't litter. I don't want a dirty mind"
 
I have some good news, and i have some Horrible news.....
Oh, crap... Poe's wing regrows, but it's got Alien Hand Syndrome and tries to kill Poe whenever he uses it, resulting in an epic crash and burn which somehow lodges Poe in a place between dimensions where all the Spirits are corporeal and thus susceptible to harm, again resulting in the death of Medusa and Wrath, while Desiree takes over Poe's body trying to become a God!

But seriously. Don't tell me! No spoilers!
 
Oh, crap... Poe's wing regrows, but it's got Alien Hand Syndrome and tries to kill Poe whenever he uses it, resulting in an epic crash and burn which somehow lodges Poe in a place between dimensions where all the Spirits are corporeal and thus susceptible to harm, again resulting in the death of Medusa and Wrath, while Desiree takes over Poe's body trying to become a God!

But seriously. Don't tell me! No spoilers!
you got 4 words right.
 
Things aren't looking so good -- Bob decided to stop paying the bills he left behind, our utilities are gonna be cut next week, and I haven't gotten a reply from any of the internships I've applied for. So, I decided to do something stupid.

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Thrown 5 bucks at ya man.

Sorry that this shit happened to you.

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I can always suggest being an Officer in the Marines. You have the collage requirements I do believe.

You may potray yourself as a moron, But your knowledge and writing ability shows otherwise. Your questionable actions are par for the course for an Officer anyway. No joke.

Its a hard and cruel job, But it's a paycheck you can always count on.
 
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About that...

EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ehm... This... Seems bad? Good? I'm not sure? I'm fairly certain that at least one of them will go along with Poe, and uuh... Yay? No?

"He is, literally, the embodiment of fury… at least, within me."
He is his fury. Is he his patience? It is a conversation

"Welcome to boot camp."
At least it's not snowing!

"You wanna build a sand castle?" my other "me" looked at me like I was stupid.

And I thought about how to respond, but eventually settled on shrugging and sitting down. "Yo, Desiree," I called, "Let's get a bucket of water!" a moment of silence passed as we started gathering soft desert sand into piles. The giant Minotaur monsters just stared at us quietly as we worked.

Desiree phased into existence, "Seriously?" she asked us, "You're serious?" neither of us responded. She continued to float there, looking down upon the two of us as we continued digging and screwing around. "You are wasting my powers so you two can make sand castles?!" the former ghost looked positively livid.
Fucking hell, Poe...

I was going to do something that could in absolutely no way, shape, or form end badly. I was going to save a helpless baby in a baby carriage about to be hit by a runaway bus. That was as good as it got, right? No bad karma here!
That baby is Hitler or something, isn't it?

One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train


End-156
Nevermind. It's Teen Titans. I am going to bet that Raven is going to shit her... Pants? Does she even wear pants under that cape of hers? She's going to shit her robes when she sees Poe or Poe's Soul.

I smirked, "Stick around," I waved him off as I headed towards the destroyed bus.
And Poe has already gained his complimentary power of the universe. The ability to come up with Witty and/or Heroic Quips in the heat of battle.

The jet-black wall that appeared between me and Mammoth cut my sound construct to pieces and forced me back. Chanting quickly, quietly, I saw a member of the local superhero team as she stepped out from a corner of darkness. Raven held one hand out towards her construct and the other out towards me.

My foot was caught on something. I listened; I listened closely to what she was saying. These were words I'd heard somewhere before. She wasn't saying what she normally would. Azarath, Metrion, Zynthos – the most common words she used when magic came to play and not a single one left her lips. I saw four red eyes under her blue hood as her shadows seemed to darken.

I heard something that was at once familiar and very distant. Where had I heard these words that hadn't been heard before? These were words not meant to be spoken, harsh and wrong, but with the benefit of Urahara and Tessai's blue square, I could make out some of these words. I caught "banish" among them.
Called it

Someone new was standing there now. I wasn't alone in the empty void. Instead, a man looked at me with a passive expression, evaluating me for all that I was and all that made me who I was. There was no echo in the distance, just me and him looking at each other. His green robes shifted as he floated towards me – not stepped.
I consider myself rather well versed in DC, but i have absolutely no idea who this is

The Spectre stood impassively as I threw up on his robes,
Aah, The Spectre. Also, God Damnit, Poe. You keep on weaponizing your fricking vomit.

"Oh… Oh fuck… What…?" And I threw up on him again, this time all over where his feet should have been. Now he showed disgust.
Seriously! Stop it. The Spectre is probably the closest thing DC has to a God, maybe next to God itself. If DC has a God, i can't remember. I mean, i'm fairly certain it does, i know it has angels and demons, so there might be a God somewhere in there.

"Would you stop that?" he asked, trying to be civil. I respected him for trying. He reached out a pale hand and snapped his fingers, vanishing away most of the puke, but not all of it. He looked at his robes, mouth half-open and eyes narrowed in certain annoyance. "…Ah, I can't seem to erase your… vomit… from my clothing…" he brought up a hand to pinch his brow, "How wonderful."
Huh. He seems rather nice. And apparently, Poe's vomit is the most powerful thing in the universe, seeing as he can't remove it from himself.

"I am the Spectre, the true spirit of vengeance… the vengeance of God Himself. And if she had not acted to banish you as she did, I would have." Well shit. "You do not belong in this world and have already overstayed your welcome. Leave."
Smart of you, Spectre

"It's a train car." I said it like it was obvious, "That's all it ever is." I turned back to look at the door. I saw a thing of black open it from the other side and reach out a beckoning hand. It smiled widely, sharp needle-like teeth showing. Danny shouted and screamed as he covered his eyes. I took his hand. "Hey, come on, let's go! We'll miss our… our stop… something important is over there…" My head was foggy, why was my head foggy?

STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP

"Poe… This isn't a train car… I can't…" Danny swayed, "Where did all the stars go, Poe? Where is everything?!" I didn't hear that last part. It was probably nothing, I thought as the train car flickered and for just a second I saw screaming faces everywhere.
Well, this was creepy as fuck. Something seems very wrong with this traincart

…Damn it, where the hell was I?
Here or there, it doesn't matter. You'll find fire and stuff to corrupt and destroy soon enough.
 
Things aren't looking so good -- Bob decided to stop paying the bills he left behind, our utilities are gonna be cut next week, and I haven't gotten a reply from any of the internships I've applied for. So, I decided to do something stupid.

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Regarding the lack of chapters recently... well, Real Life is an ass-kicker. Family and work come first -- usually in that order.

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Well I can't pledge you money but I can pledge you my heart!

...Not in the lovey dicey way and no, you can not have my soul when I die. Said heart also requires a mandatory payment plan along with insurance so if you can sign right here....

:V
 
Outside, I smiled as my new red skin darkened into a more even, tan color. I was still falling through the incoming power, and each moment I spent falling through it was a moment where this thing was sending creatures to invade my soul. But its attack had opened up a new avenue for me to go by.

My wings curled around my body, shifting their positions ever-slightly until they clenched. The Innocence wave began to push around me as I continued falling towards the Fallen One's open heart. Feathers fell from me as I descended faster and faster through the power.

For the briefest instant, I'd made my wings into a vehicle. So when they blackened and burned with the power of the Rider, there was no corruption to be found. Four wings became as fingers with a fifth becoming the thumb and I punched that Fallen One in the heart as hard as I could with my whole, burning body – literally, at that.

Penetration was achieved, now I just needed to keep going. There was a veritable ocean of memories I needed to swim through, but I had no time for that bullshit. I just kept going, blasting everything away from me in my path straight towards the center of the Fallen One. This was the control unit. This was what made everything tick.

Now and only now I was able to confront Froi Tiedoll directly. My right arm cracked and twisted as it repaired itself, drawing on defeated fragments of the Fallen One's attack. I pulled back, "Let me just say…" I trailed, "That I wish I could be sorry for this," and I threw that fist forward, "Clench your teeth, General!" I punched him hard in the cheek.

His head turned from the strike, his eyes opened, and he slowly looked at me. His gaze turned to look all around us… he wept. His mouth began to open in something resembling a silent scream as he realized what had happened and, at that, he finally examined me.

"…I'm sorry…" he said, "I'm so sorry…"

My fist fell to my side, suddenly limp. "Yeah. I know."

Aside from faded voices from memories that weren't my own, it was remarkably quiet inside the body of a machine designed to kill everything around it. Too many bright lights, I felt, and too many shifting shapes that lacked order or structure… this was quickly proving to be an unpleasant place to be. Vertigo hit me as I tried to find my footing, but eventually disappeared as I settled on floating.

"…If I could take back what I did…" his voice petered off, "But it's too late for that now, isn't it?"

"Not a chance," I said, "I can get you out of here, we can plead your case to someone – anyone," I refused to believe that the Black Order would be so stupid as to permanently eject one of their Generals when he clearly showed regret over this action. They weren't some single-dimensionally evil group on the side of good. There were motivations of all sorts in their group that drove them to accomplish what they needed to.

"You don't understand," he said, shaking his head as best as he could considering his body was fused with the machine around us – his movements were restricted to a point he could barely shift his neck, "A Fallen One cannot survive…" he rasped as a wave shook the entire structure we stood within, "A Fallen One will exhaust its Exorcist as much as possible before killing him."

I knew that. Normally it took a full day to accomplish that. But in this case… in this case, Froi Tiedoll was exhausted from fighting me. He wouldn't last a full day at all, would he? And if this thing exploded or fell apart or anything, then he'd certainly die. Was he thus telling me that, no matter what, this was the end for him?

"Bullshit." I said to him, "Bull fucking shit." I wanted to punch him again, "You're an Exorcist! You're a General! You're one of the best there are, one of the brightest this world has to offer… and you're giving up?!" I snapped, "What a load of garbage…!"

He just watched me with a gaze that spoke of pity. "If you came here to save me," he said, "Or to tell me I can save myself, you're wasting your breath." He sighed, "My body cannot function without Innocence any longer, and the more Innocence that runs through me…" a cough racked his body. Blood dripped down his mouth, "The more Innocence that I process, the weaker I become."

And I just watched him. I just watched as this man, a General of the Black Order – a man who, in canon, was one of the kindest and strongest – withered away in front of me with each passing second. When I came in here, he was already emaciated. Now, though, he'd might as well have been a skeleton with how much of his body had been burned away to power this thing.

"…Then give an order, General," I said to him, "I'm not part of the Black Order, but… if you give me an order, the least I can do is fulfill it."

"Is that your way of asking for a last request?" he questioned me. He might have been smirking. "Ah, I see…" and he thought, "Then, your order would be… Minimize the damage." I stared for only a moment longer before giving a sharp nod and stepping back. I took a deep breath and felt words come

Aren't Giant Mecha made of spiritual energy rides too?
 
This little charade was brought to you by Sunburn. Because i am an ass who forgets that it's a thing!

No hints to where we are. Could be anywhere, really. It's a mystery.
We must solve this! To The Mystery Machine, Scoobs!
And to be fair, i don't actually know where we are. I knew Avatar was a thing, because i had to make sure i read the Comments in that Arc. I also know that... Beserk? Clannad? Is a place, because it says so in your Signature, Ars.

To be clear, I didn't have a problem with the rain. I had a problem with walking around, barefoot, in the rain. Even with my hood up it was remarkably cold and uncomfortable. Even ignoring the rain, that left me with nothing but my thoughts and I wasn't much in the mood for thinking when I was drenched to the fucking bone.
Alright, Scoobs. First clue. It's somewhere that has Rain. And where it's uncomfortable to be walking around barefoot and drenched to the bones

now I was in a forest. With trees in every direction
Third Clue. It's a world, with at least one forest.

"Scouting team?" I blinked, "Who would…" Wait a second. Wait a goddamn second. "How long has it been since the last world transfer?"
Fourth Clue. Poe is still an idiot. I don't know how relevant it is, but it's there

"At least he didn't make a joke about us being inside him
I'm kinda disappointed he didn't :/ It was perfect and right up Poe's alley!

you got 4 words right.
Man, why did you say that. Now i've been sitting and wondering which 4 words it is.

Aha! I still don't have any idea where we are!

One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train


End-159
Hmm, this might have given hints, as you said, but i still can't see where we are.

Alright, it seems most people are convinced we're in D. Gray Man, so all i can say is shit...

Poe IS brain damaged.
Well, that explains a lot...

"Oh yeah, I'm a knight." I lied, "I was knighted by the king of–" think of a country, think of a country, come on, in what country would I ever be knighted "–Creta." I paused, "The land of cheese." Jazz's mouth slowly opened and stuck itself in that position. She wasn't alone.
I really don't know where the fuck you got "The land of Cheese" from, but it is bloody amazing!. It's making me laugh every time i read it. Also, Jesus christ, Poe. You're just digging your grave deeper!

Every plan I'd ever made had backfired, hadn't it?
Even Poe has acknowledged it!

We all earned that much didn't we?
You have kinda earned a few days of rest.

"Hey, Sir Poe!" our host called to me as I walked out from the forest, a dead deer on my back. I greeted him with a cheery grin, "I can think of some folks in town who'd love to have that buck's head mounted…" he mused, taking the animal from me. He was a strong man to hold that animal with so little effort.
Alright! Rest's over! Time to return to our scheduled destruction of Canon.

…I could leave the kids in a cabin for an hour without something bad happening to them, right?
Yeah... They're going to die or get attacked, aren't they?

Damn it.

-x-

One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train


End-161
Man, i should really watch D. Gray Man again. It's been a while since i last read it
 
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Chapter 278
Well, it's been awhile. Things at home are improving, thank god, and I'm aiming to get one of two jobs nearby -- so that'll help. A big thanks to everyone who's supporting me over on Patreon. You guys are amazing. Thanks, to all of you. :)

That being said, let's get this show on the road.

-x-

With my two, gauntleted hands I held the future of a budding nation. Even as I pondered each word written on the long strip of parchment riddled with creases and folds, the southern land of Mucha was slowly but steadily being reorganized. Progress in the eastern land of Sutare was going very quickly, and Lautrec in the west was already under my control.

I knew that there was no way I could stay in this world forever, but there were so many things to prepare for. What would I set up in terms of rules of engagement with anyone that approached the island? The barrier that surrounded this place, and anywhere else the Organization might've had some holdings, had fallen.

That wall that resembled the inside of Las Noches but boasted a terrifying defensive barrier capable of stripping away flesh from 682… with that gone, the outside world could find its way here. Ships that previously barely slipped through small gaps or occasionally found their way here would suddenly become much more common.

How would the people here react? I knew that the Organization was xenophobic; I knew that they were paranoid, but did that extend to the people? So far, no.

Occasionally as I walked through the Holy City of Rabona, I'd receive a disturbed glance from the people who were being allowed out of their homes. Nobody had expressed open hostility towards me, but my fight against a literal dragon in a conflict that shattered the sky and ripped open the earth probably went a long way to dissolving that kind of tension.

Toulouse, the central region, would be an independent ally with their capital – the city state of Rabona – happily allowing free passage to my soldiers, my Knights, and the Warriors. My trepidation, thus, came from a few sources. Firstly, everything was going way too smoothly for my tastes. That's not to say I didn't like it when things went my way, but it just felt off.

It wasn't like the time that Funny Valentine played me for a fool. It wasn't nearly so dramatic. Maybe it was because I was coming at it from a position of strength? If the priests of the city expected me to approach them demanding terms of surrender and, instead, I eventually asked for their friendship, then they'd be shocked.

But they weren't surprised. They were insistent, they were careful, but they weren't surprised or even eager. So the thought occurred that I was probably not the first person they'd made this kind of deal with in the past.

Considering the size of the city and its population, as well as considering its stable economy and how well-trained the knights of Rabona had to be in order to repel Yoma, the thought occurred that this wasn't the first time the city had dealt with some would-be conqueror. If the Organization had approached them from a similar position I did, or if one of their propped-up bandit groups did the same, then surely the priests would have a kind of script prepared.

Looking at the whole thing from the perspective of them being a group of old men who were used to someone like me coming around, it made a lot more sense. But it left an uncomfortable feeling in my chest. After all, for that to be true it would imply that the Organization had been 'defeated' before, or that there were people on this island before they took control of it.

The shape of the island implied it was artificial, but the scale of it and the walls around it told a slightly different story. Now, assuming there's something to be found in all this speculation, let's say that the people who would eventually become the Organization weren't the only ones to find their way here. Let's say that a sizeable chunk of the land they left behind fell and landed here.

Would it be possible?

Kisuke Urahara and Mayuri Kurotsuchi both proved that it was possible to switch real-world objects as large as modern cities with spiritual constructs. They showed that it could be done in Bleach canon, so why couldn't it naturally occur? And when I thought of that, I couldn't help but also think of the Ghost Zone and how chunks of it could find their way into the real world through so many portals, and vice-versa as well.

If the Organization wasn't the only group on the island when it first fell and hit the water, then what had to have happened to the other group or groups? If they weren't conquered, if they didn't die out, then they probably turtled up. The Holy City of Rabona was probably a result of that.

"But, Ars," I heard Medusa say to me, "You can't know that."

"And I never will," I replied with a sigh. Offering a sardonic smile, I shook my head. "It just wouldn't be a world based on Dark Souls if everything was clear." I had so many of the pieces, and I could connect them in so many different ways, but I couldn't make out the picture.

…How frustrating.

I had more to worry about than the past of the island, though. I was thinking about its future… and who was going to lead it when I was gone. I'd need to write up a whole constitution and everything. Experience with the Pineapple Confederation and my time in Amestris had left me with a solid understanding of what those kinds of documents were supposed to look like, but how was I going to set the whole thing up?

The rules and laws I'd be putting forward were drafted by people who were technologically much more advanced than the people of this island. There was an industrial revolution, and amendments added or dropped to fit with the times. For once, improvisation was not the key.

"Poe, Poe, Poe," Hermanubis chided me, "I've got this." He stood next to me as the world greyed out, "Pass me sufficient parchment, and I can use this," he held up a single book, "To draft something up."

"…Wait, you can do that?" I blinked at him with my uncovered eye.

"Of course," he nodded. "The books stored in your mind aren't just your memories… they're books. You think I haven't been storing things in there from time to time? Your Knights would come and go to the House of the Rising Sun; of course they'd have some novels on hand."

"But it's not the most recent version–"

"You remember enough, and I'm intelligent enough to fill in the blanks. Whenever I can't, I'll just ask Wrath for a favor." He raised a hand as I made to say something, "I won't take no for an answer, Poe. Not even the presence of your scantily-clad Warriors prevents boredom, and I'd be happy to ghostwrite a constitution."

"Actually it's more like ghost-plagiarism considering–"

"Poe." He cut in, "You sound like a nerd. Stop that."

We stared at each other for a silent few moments.

All at once, we lost our composure and laughed. "Th-Thanks," I gasped, "Hah! I… I needed that. I really did." I said to him, wiping a tear from my eye. "And you're sure the work won't be too much?"

"I'll have to pause in my feeding of Ammit for a little while, but I'm sure she'll be fine." He grinned, "She's a good girl."

"Sure she is," I chuckled and ran a gauntleted hand through my hair, my other hand grasping my hat as color faded back into the world.

…One problem down, another to go.

-x-

"I've gathered you all here for something exciting," I tried. Pausing, I scowled and shook my head. "No, that's too fucking vague. Uh, I have an announcement to make!" Another pause, "That's even worse. Shit. Why is this so fucking hard?"

For once, nobody came out from the House of the Rising Sun to say anything. My session with Desiree wasn't for another few hours, and with Meds, Wrath, and Hermanubis swamped with work, that just left Horace. Actually, what was Horace up to?

"Oh, you know," I was startled at his Brooklyn accent, turning to glare at him in the greyed out world. "Just hanging around and waiting things out." He adjusted his cap, his wings flapping slightly as they folded into his back. "Having problems with that speech?"

My glare subsided and I sighed. "You know I am."

He nodded, "It's understandable. You've known the people here for a few months. That's not enough time to name a successor, and you don't know anyone that can take over for you."

"…You wouldn't happen to have an easy solution to the problem, would you?"

"Nope."

"Damn it."

"The simplest solution is sometimes the best solution. Try holding an election, or arranging a test."

"…A test," I deadpanned, "Seriously?"

"What'd you expect? I'm a Zanpakuto spirit. Tests are usually the go-to answer… even if I'm not very good at them."

"Taking them or making them?"

"I'm you."

"Oh. So both, then."

Horace exhaled and looked away from me, "Look, the way I see it, you've got a few answers. An election's your best bet. Why're you so hesitant to go forward with one?"

"Because I don't know who they're going to put forward," I answered. "Because I can't be sure if whoever wins will step down, because I don't know if the next leader would help the island or hurt it, because…" I trailed off, "God, I must sound like a paranoid fuckhead."

"Paranoid?" Horace asked me, "You sound concerned. It's reasonable to worry that your successor won't live up to you, just as it's reasonable to prepare for the worst – but don't assume the worst, Poe. Don't assume the Dai Li are inevitable when they're preventable. You know this."

"I do," I nodded. "But I can't shake this feeling I've got. It's the Organization. As long as there's even a shred of them remaining, they might find a way to undermine everything."

"So?"

At his response, I sputtered. "So? They're the single biggest threat to this island!"

"They're a fringe group that may never regain the support they had."

"And what if they do?"

"Second verse, same as the first: So?"

"…" I stared at him incomprehensibly, "I'm sure you're leading into something, but I don't know what."

"Tell me, Poe. How many people do you think liked the Organization? How many would be willing to fight against them if they ever tried taking control once more?"

"Plenty, I'd assume. I mean, if their living conditions improve after the Organization disappears, and if the Organization is painted as an awful thing, then the people would fight tooth and nail… oh."

"Now you're getting it," Horace pointed to me. "Assuming the Organization ever takes control again, assuming they try to reestablish their network and subjugate the people, do you really think they wouldn't fight back? Do you think the people will lose?"

"I… They might…"

"Then they'll stand up and fight again," Horace leaned back. "You've read your history books, Poe. You know how this story goes. No matter what, no matter if it takes centuries, the people get what they want."

"But what about those centuries? I don't think they'd be content to wait."

"Good. That means they'll act sooner. That means they'll be angry when they should be angry, or they'll be elated when they should be elated… and not when you, or I, or the Organization think they should be happy or mad." Horace cracked his neck and shifted his weight on either foot, "If you fear the future, fight to brighten it and win. If you fight the future, you'll always lose to fear and darkness."

"…That sounds insightful," I nodded along with him. "Did you come up with it?"

"No. It's an old idiom, pieced together from a little bit of stuff from all over." I got the feeling that if Horace could smirk, he would have at that moment. "Or I just made it up on the spot. Which do you think you would do?"

"Both?"

"Eh," he shrugged, "You're not wrong." His image was already fading as he stepped back to the House of the Rising Sun. "You don't have a lot of time, Poe. Hold an election, and put whoever wins as your successor."

"What about the fight against Isley?" I asked him, "The battle for the north?"

"It's obvious what has to come first, Poe. You can't go into a battle without a backup plan."

…And he was gone.

Damn it.

I pinched my brow as I felt a headache coming on. It felt like there was always something else to delay the fight a little more, just another thing that'd pop up and needed attention… It was annoying as hell, but in a strange way I didn't mind that. All my abuse of the House of the Rising Sun's strange power had made me forget what it was like to be short on time.

Remembering like this was a humbling wake-up call that left me feeling excited…! But yeah, I was mostly pissed.

Now how the hell was I going to do this and have enough time to kick some ass?

-x-

One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train


End-278
 
Always a bit worrying when things go well for Poe. We're trained to expect fire and problems when he's around, you know?
 
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"The election is on fire."

"What, you mean like the voting booths or..."

"No. The election. The entire election. Burning."

"What does that mean!? What? How!? Who!?"

"... who do you think?"

"..."

"..."

"... god damn it Poe."
 
But he was brave, a part of me shouted. That had to count for something!
Yeah. It counts for one ticket to a grave. Bravery gets someone killed at some point

"…" slowly, Lulu Bell opened her mouth to try to formulate words, "Who are you–?"
Man, don't even go there... It's not healthy for you

and shot Lulu Bell in the abdomen – knocking her backwards right out of the house.
This. This is what happens when you stop and talk in the middle of a firefight. Really, it's you own fault, Lulu Bell

[[BOARD: GRAND KING!!]]
All Aboard The Ass-Kicking Train!

[[BOARD: GRAND KING!!]]
[[SWORD – GRAND – SWORD]]
[[OPERATE THE ENGINE OF DESTINY; CONDUCT A SYMPHONY OF DEFEAT]]
[[DUAL WIELD MODE: GO]]
You know? I never found out if he actually said this, or if it was more for our benefit..

"Turning into a snake?" I asked as she commenced with a swing mostly aided by her sudden shift in mass and the power of gravity. My eye darted down. She was going to hit the cabin, eh? How about no… "There's a book on the subject," I jeered, clapping my hands and projecting black matter behind the form of her falling body. "Don't do that." It exploded.
Rule 34 of the Evil Overlord List: "I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."

Beaux… Bo… Bolic… Beaux-lic… Bo… Beaux…

…Oh.

OH…!

oh

Shit.

Puns? It's Poe.

Why must you betray me so?
Alright. I'm not sure i caught the pun/joke here.

The clouds were clearing. The sun was showing. It was a beautiful day.

I held my head in my hands and cried.

-x-

One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train


End-164
Man... Now i feel sad...

"It's not just that," I protested, "The Earl's been making these things for millennia. Hence, why he's called the "Millennium Earl"… You're old–"

"You always know what to say to a girl…"
You can't Flirt for shit, Poe.

"Oh…?" she raised her scarred eyebrow, "Ohoho…? Is that a challenge?"

"It's really not. Don't take it as one."

"Too late,"


"You didn't know? I could have sworn… well, it doesn't matter. You're welcome to visit.
Well, what do you know... You got invited to a girls house anyway. Well, it's more like a girls room inside a house you own, but still

"Uh…" I stopped before exiting, "I'm betting you'll want more than just the one?" Medusa's smile widened ever further. Were those arrows sticking out of her mouth?
You might not know what to say, but you give the best gifts. The gifts of death and horrible eldritch abominations


With a frown, I offered a single nod, "Okay, then. Um, I guess I'll just send a mental message or something later." As the doors to my House of the Rising Sun shut behind me, I offered another wave, "I'll see you again. Soon." The witch doctor on the other side smiled back, a genuine smile this time.

"And I, you," The doors disappeared. Silence passed for a moment. The world greyed, "You realize we can talk literally any time at all, right?"

"Yeah, that was pretty stupid of us. Let's not speak of it again."

"Agreed."

Color returned.
Aww. That was so adorably awkward. Also 'awkward' is a really weird word.

The transformation from Akuma to knight in this case was nearly identical to the first. And an end result slowly stood before me. This knight, slightly more masculine than the first, kneeled. The first knight stepped back into the clearing, hardly damaged from the attack that launched it away, and kneeled as well.
Yay. More minions!

"And after that, we're going to talk about the world we're in." And that was… not going to be a very fun experience, I decided. No, sir, not at all…
Yes, give them all the despair of knowing they're in a world with a several thousand year old madman, who has a near unlimited amount of soldiers.

"With all due respect…" the masculine knight trailed, "That is a stupid name."
I don't even know the name yet, and i still agree with the nigh-mindless drone

So, with that, the First Order of the Pineapple Court was thusly founded.
God Damnit, Poe!

intelligently chosen name.
How the hell is that intelligently chosen?
 
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