Chapter 247
Poe has a chat.

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Now that the Organization knew that attacking the fortress – which I really needed to consider naming by the way – was a bad idea, and now that they knew I was hostile to them, I needed to start reinforcing the defenses. There were two ways to go about doing that.

Since I only had a limited number of seeds, I needed to be careful not to plant all of my modern castles. To avoid that, I took a different approach. The fortress was surrounded by round walls and a series of guard towers. A few hundred feet away from those guard towers, I planted a modern seed and two other seeds. Then I repeated the process eight times.

Each of the groups of three seeds was planted equidistant from each other and from the guard towers of the center wall, resulting in an octagonal shape where each of the corners stood in line with a principal wind. Each one of the castles would thus be named for the respective traditional wind, with the main towers in the center fortress being named just for the direction.

It wasn't very creative, it was a little complex, but it was worth it. Keeping to the theme I'd inadvertently aimed for, I named the increasingly massive fortress "Compass".

The center of Compass was roughly the size of a small town and boasted a population of roughly twenty-five hundred people including the women and girls from the bandit encampment. I'd planted eight seeds, so that meant the average number of people that would be summoned with the castle was around three hundred and six or it meant that the number increased on measures of exponents.

When I first planted the castle seeds, it was to deal with a housing problem. I wanted to give shelter to the people of the Pineapple Confederation who'd lost their homes in the extended American Civil War. While I was on my improvised vacation, the population numbers of the castles was never a concern. There was food and water aplenty and I never thought of planting enough seeds for population growth to be a significant issue.

Here, though, that wasn't the case. Here, I needed to know my numbers just as I needed to expand the fortress to increase those numbers and offer that same increasing number of people the necessary supplies to live.

Expanding out of the valley necessitated a different approach to the city-fortress's defenses. The center, Compass, would still be protected by a combination of high walls and natural formations of the land. The other built up castles would require something more.

Which at last brought us to the present as I, and several armed servants, continued the long and arduous task of literally drawing a line in the sand. In the span of six hours, we'd built a Transmutation circle around the city, the buried seeds, and a slightly larger plot of land besides.

This was for one reason. I was going to clap my hands and lift the whole thing up several hundred feet. The beautiful, bullshitastic thing about alchemy was that it let me cheat. Formations that would have had to form naturally or efforts of architecture that would take centuries could be accomplished in a day with guided effort.

Sparks of gold and violet exploded as land was shifted beneath the area and pushed it up. A deep canyon was dug between the edge of the border and the incredibly high, apparently-natural cliff's side. If any enemy attempted to attack the massive fortress city of Compass, they'd now have to cross this deep canyon, climb a small mountain, and then keep climbing when the walls of the castles formed.

Deep below, I heard the sound of rushing ground water that steadily turned the canyon into a moat. I'd have to add some reinforcements and maybe super-harden the rock and sand into something resembling diamonds to keep erosion at bay, but that was a task I could do without the aid of dozens of people and a transmutation circle.

For right now, at this moment, the groundwork had been laid; the gauntlet had been thrown. My newest task would be to work on using alchemy to terraform the land that had been acquired so far into something farmable… and I'd need to get my hands on some animals that could be domesticated from a nearby town or city.

Compass was on the western quadrant of the island. That meant the only city or town within reach that had what I needed would be…

…Uh…

…Shit, I had no fucking clue. Guess it was time to ask the locals.

-x-

There were two ways I could've gone about this. Either I could have gone wandering the countryside in search of a town where, either due to my appearance or my mannerisms, I'd have been confused for a member of the Organization or a Yoma in disguise… or I could just ask one of the people I'd saved from the bandits.

I found them in a particularly large compound next to the center of Compass. I'd have to have some administrative buildings constructed if I was going to turn this whole area into a livable city state… Maybe I'd need to set up a code of law? Yeah… that's kind of necessary, isn't it…?

"Hey there," I greeted them. "You like the place? I wasn't able to design a lot of it, and there are probably a few buildings that need to be made to finish the whole look, but…" My voice faded as I noticed they were staring at me. One and all, I'd captured their attention. I briefly glanced behind me to check whether they were actually watching me or not.

"Who are you?" One of the women spoke. She wasn't the oldest, but she wasn't the youngest – I would've put her at being about a year or two older than me, but I wasn't totally sure.

"I'm Poe R.R. Acti," I answered her with a nod. "I blew up the bad guys, found you a home…?"

She shook her head, "That isn't what I meant. I…" she looked down for a moment, as though unsure.

Another young woman spoke up in turn, "Are you an angel?" she asked. "Are you a messenger of the Goddesses?"

"Do you come from another island, like ours?" another woman asked.

Yet one more stood, "Is it larger? Is it smaller?"

"Are you a wizard?"

"Who are you?"

"What are you?"

I felt my eye slowly widen as the questions kept coming, one after another. It seemed like there wasn't an end to them and each time I made to reply another question was asked before I could. They started shouting then, one trying to be overheard by another.

Certainly, I could've shouted at them. But instead I took a step back, turned, and started walking away from the compound. Clapping my hands, I built a bench from rocks in the ground and sat there, staring at nothing in particular. My hands were crossed as I took deep breaths.

What the hell could I say to any of that? I could understand that they were curious about the person that saved them, but the fact that the first questions I heard from them put me on the level of a god was… it was a little much. I'd played at being a spirit, but being worshipped as a god was…

"You've never had a problem with this before," Medusa noted as she sat next to me on the bench. "This is about something else, isn't it?"

"Meds," I bit my lip and thought about what to say. "Am I… Am I playing god?" I gestured around me, "Building castles and fortresses overnight, waging impossible wars, summoning people from nothing… You could even say I smited those bandits. Smitted? Smit?"

"Have you called yourself a god around them?" she asked me. "Have you said anything to claim your holiness?"

"I haven't needed to, is the point." I replied. "Even when I didn't say anything, they're still calling me these things… And when I take a step back and look at what I've done, to anyone else I'd have certainly earned a title like that. Right?"

"…Ars, you're not playing god."

"How?!" I all but cried. "I… Look at what I've been doing! Look at these things I've accomplished, and… and…" I babbled, at a loss for words. "I'm not, I'm really not, but what do I say to that? I can't…"

"I played god when I aspired to destroy the world. Father played god when he built a country so he could harvest its people and become immortal. Zhao played god when he tried to invade the Spirit Realm and assassinate the Moon Spirit. You've done nothing to suggest you're playing god, Ars."

"They don't think that," I replied. "Someone who doesn't play god doesn't get called god, Meds. I'm being called a god, and… they're not like those people at the village. These women need something to believe in, don't they? I…"

"I can't say you aren't trying, but you are going about this the wrong way." She pointed into the compound. The world absent of color slowly showed them gathering there to watch me as I shook. "If you think they need something to believe in, give that to them. What they do need is a new start, and you gave that to them already. They're making the choice to call you these things, but they don't have to. You're not wrong to correct them, Ars."

"…It's terrifying," I said softly. "I called myself a Grand King because I wasn't thinking about it back then, I didn't care, I just wanted some poofy title or some shit… and I did a good job as Grand King. I think I did, at least. But I wasn't the one in charge of everything. The Knights could micromanage, the people were going along with it so easily, and here… here I'm doing everything and–"

"You're feeling the pressure of leadership. That's fine." She comforted me, "You have the skills, you have the knowledge, but it's alright if some aspects of it still frighten you."

"Then as the leader of this fortress, and the people in it, what do I say to them? What can I say to them?"

"Just say the first thing that pops into your head." She shrugged.

I blinked. Slowly, very slowly, I turned my head and stared at her. She wore an innocent expression on her face. Her smile was positively impish as a light seemed to dance in her eyes. My mouth dropped open slightly, "Seriously?" I asked her. "Seriously?"

She laughed, "It's worked so far, hasn't it? Improvise, Ars. Even if you fail, you'll find a way to benefit from it. I doubt the women you saved from sexual slavery are going to judge you for any awkwardness."

"…Yeah," I breathed. "Yeah, you're right." I stood from the bench. "And, uh, by the way… you're pretty cool with all this," I nodded towards the women who in the greyed world had mostly filtered out of the compound.

"Oh, Ars, you're worried why I'm not jealous?" She chortled, "I know you're mine, and I know you're too polite to do more than look."

I blushed, "Um."

"After all, we haven't even…" her smile widened as she leaned in. I could feel hot breath on my neck, "Well, you know."

"Uh… Umm… I, uh…"

She laughed again, "Even knowing the gutters your mind goes to, you really are too innocent for me to worry. But I wouldn't mind changing that if you find the time, later."

Was this happening? This wasn't happening. But oh wow this really was happening and I was turning redder than a fire engine with a fresh coat of paint oh wow…! "Uhhhhhh…!"

"But first," she pointed, "You have a job to do."

"R-Right…" I coughed, trying to compose myself. And, though my cheeks still felt warm, I stepped forward as though nothing happened and started talking. "Okay, so, that's a lot of questions. I figure, let's get this all out in the open air instead of a stuffy, cramped room." Their room wasn't that stuffy or cramped, but whatever worked. "So, first, I'm not a god. Ladies, this might come as a shock, but I am the host to the Spirit of Vengeance. I'm the Ghost Rider, and I'm a chimera formed from a man, a type of dog, and an eagle. I'm a homunculus representing Lust and Wrath, and I'm also technically a Noah that also represents Wrath. I'm an admiral, a Brigadier-General, a Grand King, an alchemist, the head of a massive business, and…

"I'm me." I pointed at myself with my thumb, "I'm Poe R.R. Acti. I'm a guy that makes bad decisions, and some good decisions. I try to do the right thing, and I don't always succeed. I travel between points in time and space in a way that I'm still trying to understand, and I am an excellent driver."

Someone in my audience seemed ready to correct me on that as she raised a hand.

"An excellent driver." I said again.

The hand went down.

"I was born in a country far away from here, obviously somewhere not on this island. And I like to think that I'm human. I'm not a messenger from any god or goddess, and I'm certainly not either of those… but I have been called these things a lot. I'm just a guy with a lot of power, and I try to do what I can to help the people around me with that power. I can be a little irresponsible, but I make an effort to fix my mistakes.

"Having said all of that, I'm glad you're here. And I'm happy I was able to help you, all of you, even if I arrived too late to stop those men from… well," I rubbed the back of my neck. "I know this must come as a shock to all of you, but I'm hoping that you can make a life here… or, instead, maybe find a way back to wherever you were taken from…? I don't know." I took a deep breath, "All that being said, if there are any other questions, please. Feel free to ask."

"Why here?" the first woman from before asked, "Why did you go west? Wouldn't you be welcome in Rabona?"

"That's… actually a very good question." I felt my tone deepen as I crossed my arms. "But before I answer it, I must confess…" I paused dramatically, building up my answer. "I have no idea where I am!" I announced; my voice positively cheery.

Just like that, the tension in my body seemed to release itself as I basked in the dead and total silence.

It felt good to share.

-x-

One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train


End-247
 
Brilliant as always
And, uh, by the way… you're pretty cool with all this," I nodded towards the women who in the greyed world had mostly filtered out of the compound.

"Oh, Ars, you're worried why I'm not jealous?" She chortled, "I know you're mine, and I know you're too polite to do more than look."

I blushed, "Um."

"After all, we haven't even…" her smile widened as she leaned in. I could feel hot breath on my neck, "Well, you know."

"Uh… Umm… I, uh…"

She laughed again, "Even knowing the gutters your mind goes to, you really are too innocent for me to worry. But I wouldn't mind changing that if you find the time, later."

Was this happening? This wasn't happening. But oh wow this really was happening and I was turning redder than a fire engine with a fresh coat of paint oh wow…! "Uhhhhhh…!"
:rofl::lol:D:p:ogles::ogles:
heh....
....off-screen shenanigans in the future?
 
Was hoping for more. The scene with Medusa as a result of the villagers felt forced and halfway I just skipped to the end of it.

Hope to read the Organization's response soon.
 
Look at that character development! From self-righteous prick and monstrous witch to a far more mellow leader and his reliable advisor. They've both come so far, I'm so proud of them.

The funny thing is that despite Poe's new found humility the old Poe would have still been a way better boss than those Organization chucklefucks. Hell, Father and Zhao would have been better than them. At least they believe in pragmatism and professionalism respectively.

"I played god when I aspired to destroy the world.

This line makes me wonder when exactly Medusa truly felt guilt for her actions and changed. Is it too much of a spoiler to know, Ars?

...This Medusa must also never meet Crona. Her new found compassion would make the poor kid completely snap. It's pretty weird that the only Medusa that could actually be trusted with a child can't be around her own for both their sake's.
 
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Is it too much of a spoiler to know, Ars?
Not really...? I thought it was pretty clear that Medusa's grown past that over time, but if it wasn't then that's my fault for not implying it hard enough I guess. Even then, I wouldn't call it guilt. It's more like... she looks back and thinks that her past self from a few short years ago was a shortsighted idiot. Meanwhile, she has a perfect example of what shortsighted thinking can do to a person right in front of her... after catastrophically failing and getting set on fire by the Rider.
...This Medusa must also never meet Crona. Her new found compassion would make the poor kid completely snap. It's pretty weird that the only Medusa that could actually be trusted with a child can be around her own for both their sake's.
Hah... Hahaha... HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
 
What exactly did I say that was so funny? Oh, Fuck, Medusa still doesn't regret what she did to Crona and still considers the kid just a thing, doesn't she?
If you or anyone else knew what I was laughing about... Ohoho...

This is the feeling of knowing the punchline to an amazing joke, and nobody else in the room knows it.

I can't stop grinning.
 
Oh boy, I've completely forgotten about Crona. Now I remember what happens in the manga. I just have this awful grin now.
Having not read the manga, care to tell anyone who's only seen the anime? I was kinda under the impression the plot of Soul Eater got derailed by the Rider squishing the Kishin, anyway.
*thinks*
...Did he squish the Kishin? I know he got into a battle with Lord Death, IIRC, but that arc's so long ago I've forgotten.
 
Having not read the manga, care to tell anyone who's only seen the anime? I was kinda under the impression the plot of Soul Eater got derailed by the Rider squishing the Kishin, anyway.
*thinks*
...Did he squish the Kishin? I know he got into a battle with Lord Death, IIRC, but that arc's so long ago I've forgotten.

If anything, Asura is in an even better position than in canon. Death got beat up by the Ghost Rider, Maka and Soul never got the Black Blood or learned Witch Hunter, Black *Star and Tsubaki haven't gained the Uncanny Sword, and with Medusa gone Arachne and Noah are in even better positions than in canon since she screwed them both over at certain points causing the heroes to win.

The only plus is that Justin Law is dead.
 
Having not read the manga, care to tell anyone who's only seen the anime? I was kinda under the impression the plot of Soul Eater got derailed by the Rider squishing the Kishin, anyway.
*thinks*
...Did he squish the Kishin? I know he got into a battle with Lord Death, IIRC, but that arc's so long ago I've forgotten.
they became a half Kishin, killed and presumably ate medusa, and swallowed Asura whole, then they got possessed and then they teamed up with Maka and SOul inside Asura to create a seal out of their blood to cover the entire moon and trap Asura in with them, possibly sacrificing their life/body and either dying/being trapped/accending.
also they gained a thorn and flower theme and enough strength to rip out one of the moons teeth.
the fate of Ragnarok is unknown.
here is their black blood covering a city here is their blood covering the moon
oh, and Spirit fucked up badly
jcrycolr3wradcse
That time Spirit really just need to shut the fuck up. Long post ahead.
I will never get over it. This has bothered me since I read the ending. Because seriously, fuck this noise. Spirit please be quiet.

Spirit, c'mon. Don't. Please.
You know what Medusa was like. You tried to punch her in the face.
D-don't do this.
Just be quiet, please.

No Spirit shut up please.
Look I understand why Spirit is saying this, I do.
He wants to show Maka that no matter how much she says she hate him, he'll always always be there for her. (Unlike her mother. WHo doesn't ever bother to show up)
But Spirit loves Maka.
Medusa doesn't love Crona. She never loved Crona, except maybe as an inventor loves a bomb.

Thanks for giving Crona advice that doesn't fucking apply to them Spirit.
You know what would have been better?
ANYONE ELSE TALKING TO CRONA ABOUT THIS. (Except Maka, who also has no idea what Crona's going through. Look it's true. She worships her mother and her father adores her completely. She also give Crona terrible advice about mothers and families.)
Tsubaki: Tsubaki loved her brother, but she also understood when he crossed the line. Tsubaki could understand that you need to cut people who are hurting you out of your life even if they're your family.
Soul: Soul left his home expressly to cut some bonds from his family. Where's his opinion?
Black*Star: Black*Star's birth family was extremely toxic situation of black mailers and assassins. He could have been a lot like Crona if the DWMA hadn't taken him. He could probably explain that your birth doesn't define who you are.
Even Kid has his 'You are no my father's son' moment with Asura. What about him cutting off ties?
Kim cut ties with the witches and Ox made it clear he accepted her.
Liz and Patti seemed to have escaped their abusive mother and express 0 interest in ever reconnecting.
Stein understand Medusa's manipulation, Marie could explain that it takes more than giving birth to be a mother, basically anyone other than the Albarns could explain this better to Crona.
(Thanks btw Maka for the 'Of course silly, she's my mother' :) Maka, please. You're killing me.)
Why has the 'Your birth doesn't define you' until we hit Crona and then it's 'We'll not you. You're irredeemable and have to sacrifice yourself on the moon to be of use. Sorry.'
This has such an impact that Crona says

'I do take after my mother'
Medusa is irredeemable by her own hand. She burns every bridge and shows no interest in ever being a better person. She's manipulative and controlling. She wants chaos for chaos sake. Her entire character revolves around literally driving a child to insanity. And she's never punished for it either. Her last slap to Crona, by having them kill her, is too good of an end for her.
Crona honestly wants to do good, but is constantly told that they belong to Medusa and will never be good and they've decided that they need to punish themselves on the moon to cleanse themselves of sin. Yeah they fucked up, but it was all things Medusa instructed them to do.
Crona is nothing like Medusa.
Spirit telling the child that they've lost their bonds to Medusa, their abuser, the woman who did everything in her power to break them, is cruel.
Spirit, please, stfu.
squeeb100
This moment in the manga broke my heart. Actually that entire story arc I was caught halfway between horror and despair and "well this just went to shit."
BECAUSE FUCKING SPIRIT KNEW WHAT CRONA WENT THROUGH EVEN WITHOUT REALIZING THAT THEY KILLED MEDUSA. He gets this "oh shit" look on his face after Maka tells him what happened and just…really, Spirit? Plot convenience, okay, but there's a line between plot convenience and flat out disrespect.
Everything you said is amazing and true and yes and also MAKA.
Sweet child.
I love Maka to death and she loves Crona to death but she doesn't quite get it. I've had a conversation about this before.
I LOVE the relationship between Maka and Crona. But we act like Maka is some kind of god or angel. In Crona's eyes, she pretty much is. But really the way she handles some situations, with or without Crona involved, is incredibly immature. She needs to figure out how to handle people by herself before trying to pass those skills on to an abuse survivor.
A few examples WITH Crona:
1) "Will you be my friend?"
- this scene is lovely and wonderful and characterization is just SPOT ON. BUT
- the way Maka handles Crona is really wow. She literally barged into their personal space, gave them a panic attack, and then left them alone in a room after being probably the first person to do anything remotely positive for them.
- not how to handle people
2) "Oh, I see"
- Sid doesn't know what to do with Crona so he goes to Maka. Fine. Logical choice of person, yes. BUT
- Maka acts like she is the Crona expert now. She thinks she knows everything about them due to just sensing their soul. Obviously, Maka has learned from like 87 past experiences that what you sense immediately is exactly what the person is like.
- She goes "oh, I see" and marches into Crona's room like she owns the place.
- This is the third time ever Maka has SEEN Crona. And the first two she hated them and they tried to kill her.
- This scene really irks me more than it should
3) "She's my mom, silly, of course I love her!"
- 'Nuff said
In addition, Maka has a father who loves her to death. And that she takes that love for granted to the extent that she does, especially after meeting Crona, drives me CRAZY.
 
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Wow, Soul Eater was much deeper than I thought. I never realized that a Shonen manga would be mature enough to tell a message that its perfectly fine to rebuke someone if they're a prick that takes advantage of you and you have the right to move on with your life. Normally its "FORGIVE BECAUSE I SAY SO! LAZY IDEALISM! GOOD ALL ALONG! HE'S JUST MISUNDERSTOOD!"...Sorry about that, I've been holding that in for awhile.

Medusa's going to have to face some very well-deserved shit when she gets back to her homeworld.
 
Medusa's going to have to face some very well-deserved shit when she gets back to her homeworld.
...Yeah I've always been curious as to a world where Asura succeeded was like. I mean Poe fucked up the good guys way to badly for Asura not to win, and the thing about world traveling is that Poe has never had to physically look back and see what he's done. Instead, and this applies to new Poe, he always barrels forward and doesn't like to think back, New Poe's better at this but if Poe ever does go back there it will be interesting to see
 
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...Yeah I've always been curious as to a world where Asura succeeded was like. I mean Poe fucked up the good guys way to badly for Asura not to win, and the thing about world traveling is that Poe has never had to physically look back and see what he's done. Instead, and this applies to new Poe, he always barrels forward and doesn't like to think back, New Poe's better at this but if Poe ever does go back there it will be interesting to see

Actually, the thing about Asura is that he's a coward, he doesn't actually do anything unless provoked, he's most likely just going to chill on the moon like in canon. The real threat about him is his Madness Wavelength which empowers and inspires the villains. Arachne would have never returned if Asura wasn't released for example.
 
Chapter 248
Names are important in keeping a relationship.

-x-

To the east, there was Sutare. To the north, there was Alphonse. In the center there was Toulouse. To the south, there was Mucha. Lastly, to the west, there was Lautrec.

…When I pulled a pen and paper out of my fanny pack and started writing the stuff down, some of the women there just stared at me. It was both a reminder that they probably couldn't read or write and a reminder that I was a very unusual figure to them.

After getting my bearings on what the parts of this island were called, I tried asking for specifics. That's about where I got disappointed. "I don't know." That was the most common answer, and I couldn't fault them for it. Until they were attacked by bandits, every woman and girl here had never contemplated leaving their towns.

Why would they? Since Yoma had the ability to shapeshift into people, leaving one town and going to another just invited unneeded scrutiny. There'd suspicion and a general sense of fear. Eventually, when the Yoma came, whoever arrived in the town last would be the first ones to be worried about.

Of course, knowing that Yoma were created by the Organization and knowing that any human being could be turned into one suddenly made that a moot point. In the original series, it wasn't uncommon for a Yoma to be the mayor of a town or someone who'd lived in that place for several years.

In a way, what the Organization did was they created a fear of leaving the place of one's birth. That way, the population could remain relatively unchanged and predictable while also giving the Organization a chance to turn one or more of the people in a town into Yoma.

Problem was, I didn't know how they did it… until I thought about who actually made a living going from one town to another. If the island was made by the Organization and if all the gold the Organization used had been brought here in the first place, and if the Organization had a total monopoly on what came to the island and what left the island…

Effectively, the merchants that went from town to town were the most likely suspects for spreading the Yoma affliction. They could keep the economy of the towns on the island in check, allow a new town to flourish whenever necessary, and could easily find a chance to get someone alone.

They'd leave. If the effect was delayed, then by the time someone turned into a Yoma… well, the folks responsible could get off scot free. But that was just a series of theories and a whole lot of "ifs". There wasn't much guarantee I was right, and I wasn't about to gamble on it.

Having said that, it was the best I had.

So I started forming another plan of attack against the Organization. If the merchants of the island that went from town to town worked for the Organization, then making a merchant group that could compete with that would stifle the spread of Yoma and start choking the Organization of their own funds.

Of course if such a merchant group were to be formed, they'd need to be armed. And assuming they'd have the ability to maintain communication without a massive and coordinated effort to rebuild my telecommunications empire was ludicrous. Whether I liked it or not, I had to start reproducing my infamous AK-47 rip-offs.

Fortunately, I had alchemy. And anything was possible with alchemy.

-x-

Setting up a group of merchants to fight the good, capitalist fight against the Organization was all fine and good… but I still needed to find a way to establish a solid line of trade with one or more nearby towns. Knowing where those towns were was kind of essential to that. Although I now had an idea of what the names of the parts of the island were, that didn't help in determining where I was and where those nearest towns were.

Thus I found myself standing at the highest point in my increasingly massive fortress city. Pulling off my eyepatch, I looked out and saw the horizon with the power of math. I felt it dart back and forth, rolling here and there as it calculated and estimated every detail of the land below.

Wordlessly, a man with long rabbit ears handed me a piece of paper. Stretching it across a flat wall, I drew forth my pen and let my hand fly across the paper. When bullshit powers are bullshit, why not abuse them? The calculations of the Ultimate Eye were such that geographically mapping the fortress city and a massive area around it were easily within its ability.

I saw the movements of the wind, and where that wind touched the ground I could calculate the motion of every pebble. I could use the motions of those pebbles to determine whether they rolled across grass or sand or rock, and tuning into Centrecroix's sound manipulation let me combine these mathematical perceptions with flawless echolocation that could extend for miles.

There were flaws in what I was doing, of course. Combining two super senses into a singular mapping tool made it so I couldn't do much of anything else. If I was attacked, I'd see it coming of course. But I'd have to completely abandon the range I'd given myself and let it shrink down to something manageable for a fight.

Putting it in more easily understood terms, this was the equivalent of pulling out my binoculars. If I did that, then obviously I wouldn't be able to defend myself to the best of my ability. I'd be too busy staring at something in the distance.

It was so easy to let my mind drift as my hand flowed across the provided paper and drew every detail I could fit into it. Within minutes, I'd accomplished what should've taken weeks of effort. For a few seconds after I was done, I felt pretty fucking smart!

Then I looked at the resulting map.

An unfortunate thought occurred to me as I slowly turned my head to stare at the man who provided the paper.

"Can you use this?" I asked him.

He took the paper from my hand, stared at the map, then slowly looked at me. "…Commander Acti," he said in a soft tenor, "You've never drawn a map before, have you?"

"…I've read a lot of maps."

"Are you good at reading maps?"

My face started heating up, "No." I looked away.

"Ah," the bunny man nodded. "I see."

"…It's completely unintelligible, isn't it?"

"Completely, sir."

"Shit." I sighed, "Looks like we're doing this the hard way." I brought my eye patch back up and started the long task of walking down the many, many stairs down. "Get a small team together, no more than six. I need at least two of them to be cartographers."

"We don't have cartographers, sir."

My walk stopped. I went still. Then, in a moment of frustration, I spun and punched the nearest wall as hard as I could. "…MOTHERFU-"

-x-

"And that's why I need one of you to come with me," I found myself saying to the women as I sat in front of them again. "I know, you don't know the towns, but you're local and every little bit helps."

Within the timespan of a single day, I'd completely destroyed whatever heroic image they'd built up for me. Now, I was just some idiot with a lot of power trying to do the right thing. At least, that's what I thought they thought, but thinking that you know what other people are thinking has never been an exact science… I think.

Some hands shot up, amazingly. "Uh, alright," I rubbed the back of my head. "You don't have any other questions? It's going to be dangerous, and if you want to stay here, that's fine. I won't begrudge you for it." The hands didn't go down. If anything, other hands started going up.

Though I admired their desire to help, I knew that I couldn't afford to have someone come with if they didn't know what they were doing. I wanted someone among this group who was absolutely sure that this was the right thing to do. More than that, I didn't want whoever I took with me second guessing themselves or the goal in mind.

"…We'll have to take the caravan." I said simply.

Only then did hands start going down. Some were hesitant, others almost instantaneous. I stood there, watching them, until only two hands remained up. One belonged to the first young woman who asked me that first question; the other belonged to a young girl.

I carefully looked at them both. I didn't want to have a little girl on the team, but at the same time… a practical voice in my head said that having a child with our group would make peace talks and trading much easier. It worked with Lewis and Clark, why not here?

"What are your names?" I asked.

"Andred," the young woman answered.

"Undine," replied the girl.

"Alright… Andred, Undine, congratulations. You're now official members of the western mapping expedition. I'd, uh, tell you to pack your things, but…" I coughed. "Right, anyway, let's go."

They didn't hesitate to follow. They didn't even ask about how sudden it all was. They just went with it. While I admired their loyalty, I didn't look forward to hammering it out of them. After all, I'd be a pretty shitty hero if I let them die for me only weeks after saving them.

-x-

The caravan assembled for the journey was much smaller than the first. Even so, it was drawn by four well-rested horses. It was really more of a well-armored carriage. It could fit six people with two riding on top, armed with automatic rifles. I, of course, would be driving.

Undine was a small girl with a face shaped like a tear drop. She didn't bother covering her forehead, letting her hair fall behind either ear. She had a strong nose, and her narrow eyes blinked as she looked at the uniform she was wearing.

Andred looked at her uniform with similar awe and surprise. Her hair was cropped much shorter, falling just below her shoulders. Her bangs swayed with a sudden breeze, and her wide mouth settled into a steady-looking, neutral frown.

Tailoring the uniforms to fit them was an easy enough job. Dark khaki puttees were wrapped up to the knee. Dark brown, leather boots crunched through sand and dirt – they fidgeted, adjusting their dark grey pants and shirts boasting buttoned pockets on either breast.

Immediately, they adjusted the waistlines of their uniforms closer to their hips – much like the soldiers around me had done after I asked about how uncomfortable it must've been. Andred unbuttoned the top button of her shirt and pulled the collar slightly.

Dark blue armbands proudly displaying the image of a white pineapple were wrapped around each of their left biceps. "Should we get them helmets?" I asked the men accompanying us. They looked between each other. One that wore an Adrian helmet with a metal visor could only shrug.

"It's their call, sir," he answered simply.

"Right," I nodded. "You want helmets?" I asked them.

Andred's mouth opened slightly. "You mean… like a knight?"

"Kind of?"

"I… Am I being knighted?" she seemed at a loss for words as her eyes went wide. "But, I haven't done anything yet… it's an honor, I just…"

"You know what, okay; I'll take that as a yes." I breathed out. Pulling out a pair of spare, leather gloves, I dropped them to the ground. Clapping my hands, I pulled up a pair of Stanhelms. Huzzah for mineral deposits and a redistributed internal lining!

Oh… they looked more like baseball helmets with the added ear flaps… weird. "Here." I offered them, "I know, they look kind of stupid, but…"

Undine was happy to put the almost black, steel helmet on. She fiddled with the strap for a moment before one of the men stepped forward and helped her. Andred, meanwhile, reverently took the helmet and carefully placed it over her head. She took a breath as the strap clicked.

I nodded, "Alright. Everyone's in uniform, you've got your helmets…"

"What about yours?" Undine asked. Almost immediately, she blushed. "Uh, sir…?"

I took of my cap and waved it around. "This is the only helmet I need." I smirked, replacing it. "Well, come on, we're wasting daylight and I'd like to find and establish some agreements with at least five towns by tomorrow." And, I silently mused, maybe get our hands on a map in that time as well… "Let's get in the fucking carriage!"

They boarded, and I let the reins crack forward as the whole thing burst into flame. Once more, my radio crackled to life… was this going to be a theme? If so, I didn't mind listening to the smooth voice of Johnny Cash as the blazing hell vehicle rolled out of the fortress city, through an open gate, and down the side of a mountain.

And why was everyone screaming again?! For god's sake, I've done this before. It's almost like they think gravity's a thing when I'm behind the wheel… Haha… Gravity

…Maybe I'd make a rock bridge and draw bridge sort of thing in the future? It'd make getting in and out easier and focus enemy attacks to one place more often than not… Eh. They were plans for a later time. So, with at least three hours of daylight left, I once more plunged into the unknown.

-x-

One Foot on the Platform
OR: One Foot on the Train


End-248
 
You can't just drive a carriage -- even a flaming carriage of justice -- off the side of a mountain. No wonder those poor people were screaming!
 
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