[x] Order of the Silver Pendant in the Province of Aranbi, the storehouse of Deris. It is a place of rolling hills, vast forest, and fertile farmland.
[x] He
[x] The Longbowmen. With your bow, you will rain death upon the enemy position! (+Dexterity; +Endurance; -Martial; Trait: One shot, One kill)
Patrol the farmland, protecting the villages from savage beasts and occasionally hunting up some fresh meat for the village people. Also, Gaston from the movie made good use of ranged weapons since they are pretty darn nifty when hunting things faster or stronger than you.
Don't worry, we'll be sure to pursue a woman who hates our guts for the entire quest....
Mmm. Vampire!Belle?
Belle Swan, an adorkable young woman who one day gets spirited away by a bunch of vampires, no doubt with the intent to do bodily harm to the fair maiden. What we don't know is that they're a bunch of lame "vegetarian" vampires who drink animal blood and sit around staring at the stars, which Belle finds attractive for some reason.
Frankly, the whole 'vegetarian' vampire thing is probably what dooms them. If Gaston knew these guys regularly hunt deer and moose to rip open their necks and drink their fluids, Gaston might actually admire them to some extent. But calling themselves vegans while doing so? That's an insult to both meat-eaters
and actual vegetarians!
Gaston: Alright, you fiends! Time to meet your second death!
Belle: Stop, Gaston! They're harmless.
Gaston: They're vampires, Belle. They're
rotting cadavers and bloodsucking parasites. We're not safe until they're dead!
Belle: They're vegetarians!
Gaston: ...
Edward: *messily sucking the blood out of a downed moose*
Gaston: Gonna have to run that by me one more time.
Belle: They drink animal blood instead of human blood. They're vegetarian vampires.
Gaston: *closes his eyes and rubs his temple* Okay... you suddenly got way less attractive. Belle, animals aren't vegetables. If you eat animals, you're not a vegetarian.
Edward: *reaching into a cage full of fluffy bunny rabbits and snacking on them*
Belle: But... you know, they're vampires. They don't eat people so it's different...
Gaston: If they don't eat people then that makes then
not cannibals. The act of
not killing your fellow man to drink up their fluids is kind of the unspoken rule of decent society. It shouldn't even be mentioned since only an
actual monster would do such a thing.
Edward: *drinking goat blood through a twisty straw*
Belle: But... it makes them sound
cool and
counter-culture.
Gaston: *pulls out a massive bow with arrows dipped in garlic juice and holy water.* Gonna have to nip this in the bud before it spreads.