NottheCrabs! story and quest idea pile

I've been getting a lot of idea's recently, and while I don't have the time to build any more quests at the moment the ideas held within are still fascinating to me. So in order to prevent a deluge of my posts annoying people in the quest idea forum and to properly organize my ideas I'm going to be posting them here. For the moment I will just be reposting some stuff from the quest idea thread and my notes, but given at least some time maybe I'll be able to write something new.