No Longer Human (Goddess of Victory: Nikke SI)

Chapter 15
Let's see if I can speedrun this.

Spoiler warning if you haven't got up to chapter 12 in Nikke story campaign some stuff is going to be revealed early.

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Normally, the information would be reviewed, and that would be the end of it. But this time, Enikk couldn't help themselves. They were stretching the limits of their programming. They knew it. But they also knew that the odds of this happening ever again was, fractional. One in a billion on a good day, one in trillions in all other cases. So, with considerable internal debate, they made their choice.

And when they had, it became clear about why so many anomalies surrounded this one mass-produced Nikke. Something had gone wrong. NIMPH was functional yet, non-commutative. Each instance was self-contained, unable to communicate with the rest of the NIMPH inside the 08 model's brain. It was fascinating as it was concerning.

And it would go far to explain.

"You know, I'm getting exhausted of people around her violating the sanctity of my mind," a voice spoke, breaking Enikk from their thoughts. The face was that of a woman's, floating in the mindspace, something that concerned Enikk all on it's own. "Maybe you should ask what you want, instead of poking around in my head."

Enikk took note of the woman's appearance. It wasn't the same, but she could see some similarities, given how the model had cut their hair. The short silver hair had gone to a sandy blonde, with sea green eyes. Their torso remained unchanged, or if there was a change it was not one easily observed. They seemed slightly shorter than the 08 model, but that was hard to gage as well.

Then their form flickered. Short blonde hair became a flowing black curtain carried by an unseen breeze, her eyes an abnormal gold, with faint flicks of, alarmingly, red. But the image faded as quickly as it appeared, restoring what Enikk had originally seen.

"So, I'm going to ask what exactly do you want here?" The figure glared at Enikk, even though Enikk knew there was nothing that they could do to hurt them.

"You are the mental model of the 08 model 313N, correct?" Einkk felt the need to ask. Just to be sure that was who they were talking to. Or even if they were entirely aware of what was going on. Combat reports indicated that 313N had taken a blow for the Commander that was part of the illegal operation from Chatterbox, being rendered unconscious due to the blow.

"You people know I have a name, right?" The woman snapped back, glaring at Enikk intensely, as if that would throw them out of her mind.

"I'm not a person. I am an AI," Enikk responded calmly, keeping their voice even. To Enikk's surprise, the woman blinked, before muttering something under her breath. Though Enikk did not need further answer, as the outburst was enough to confirm the 313N was, at least, somewhat mentally aware. "I am here due to, accusations, leveled against the Commander on the most recent operation you'd been sent on. Syuen has leveraged several charges against the Commander that he claims to be innocent of. However, it is a CEO against him. Though I do wish to get to the truth of the matter."

It wasn't entirely a lie, but it was close.

"Syuen, you say? Well, whatever the charges are, she's more than likely lying out her ass," the woman's voice took a hostile turn. "I mean, I assume she's neglecting to mention that she ordered a Nikke to turn their abilities against a human, how she attempted to blackmail the Commander with falsified documents, and that's not even getting started on the fact she wants to bring Chatterbox into the Ark for experimenting. Something I really do doubt is legal by any stretch of the term."

If Enikk had a heart, it would have stopped beating for a moment. Chatterbox? Inside the Ark? 313N was right to bring up the legal ramifications, of course, but they were the last thing on Enikk's electronic mind. A Tyrant class Rapture in the Ark would cause untold damage, in both infrastructure and lose of human life. The latter was the primary concern.

The second-largest concern would be the impact on the deal. Because yes, the deal would be heavily impacted by capturing the one that Enikk had made it with. The odds of Wardress doing so was, insignificant, but even a slight chance needed to be taken seriously in this case. Bringing Chatterbox or any other Tyrant class Rapture into the Ark would cost considerable amounts of human life, as well as looses of Nikke's, from both combat and corruption. Chatterbox specifically could ruin the accord, costing humanities existence in the process.

Normally, Enikk would loath to move against one of the CEO's. They were necessary in keeping humanity alive, and thus were given considerable leeway accordingly. One could argue too much leeway, but up until now, nobody had been willing to do anything that could be potentially that devastating.

"I'm guessing that you have proof of your claims?" Enikk frowned. That was the true crux of matters. It sounded as if 313N already did not like Syuen all that much in the first place. It would be a farce to take her words at face value. Nor would a Nikke's word be near enough to even come close to being considered sufficient evidence.

"We found something in your headquarters on the Outpost. Military plans to carry out a terrorist attack on the Ark. It has your signature and everything. Capture Chatterbox and I'll be willing to ignore what I saw. Return empty-handed? And you and the Scrap Metal are done for."

If Enikk could have blinked, they would have. The voice was unmistakably Syuen's. It sounded somewhat grainy, but it was very clearly the voice of Missilis's CEO.

"Syuen says we aren't supposed to share incriminating evidence, or backups of incriminating evidence," the smirk on the woman's face was clear. "But she never said anything about a backup of a recording of a recording!"

That made sense. It would go far to explain why they had gotten so little out of the rest of Wardress. It also showed why 313N was a problematic anomaly. Even as a mass-produced model, she found the willpower, and the creativity, to obey the letter, but not the spirit.

"And that's far from the only thing that I can pull up that's incriminating for Syuen," 313N's face continued to smirk. "However, I'm going to want some assurances."

This time, Enikk was almost certain they did blink, despite such a thing being impossible in most of their models. The idea that they were willing to withhold information given the situation was abnormal. Then again, Enikk could already guess exactly what those assurances would be.

"Very well," Enikk spoke. The recording by itself was damning enough. If there was anything else that 313N had, it would be best to have it on hand.

"Firstly, I want to no longer be under Syuen's employ," 313N said, the smirk on their face becoming a scowl. "I don't want her to have any more power over me, or the ability to control my actions. After all, Syuen can be stupid, but she's going to know who spilled the beans. It's for my own safety that I'm kept out of her reach. Don't want her to do something against a witness, after all."

This was, understandable. One that was not a stretch for Enikk to grant, though not without cost. Allowing a model like 313N to roam free was unacceptable. Syuen, according to Enikk's records, had tried to keep 313N on a tight leash, and yet, here they were, willing to sell Syuen out. It wasn't exactly hard to track 313N's activities with Anderson, either, so they knew this wasn't the only way they were working counter to Syuen's interests.

Though unless they mentioned that, then Enikk could easily keep quiet about how it would likely be a transfer, rather than wholesale freedom. For 313N's benefit, of course. Their choice on the matter was obvious as well. Transferring 313N to Counters would be the smartest play. It would confine 313N to an area Enikk already knew that Anderson was observing, limiting her movement on the board.

"Next would be a restraining order, if the concept has managed to make its way down here," 313N continued. "I'd extend it to all of Wardress if I could, but at the end of the day I'm not going to be picky."

The concept of a restraining order was very much known. It was not exactly one Enikk preferred unless it proved necessary to preserve human life, which in this case, it would not be.

But the wording is what gave them pause. Make its way down here? Was, 313N from the surface? No, that was not possible. Raptures killed any human they came across. Human life on the surface was extinct. There might be some scattered pockets that still clung to life, but they likely lived primitive and short existences. If they lived in the first place. Certainly none close enough that their brain would somehow contribute to a Nikke, mass-produced or not. Nor would such hypothetical societies have a concept of a restraining order, either, or if they did, they wouldn't put it in such terms.

Enikk began to run through their data banks, trying to uncover any information they could find about the human that went into creating 313N. It only took a few nanoseconds, not even enough time for the human to even be partway through blinking before Enikk uncovered the knowledge they sought.

The brain that had gone into 313N was donated by one Annette Thompson, barely a legal adult by the time they had been struck by a vehicle. Nearly dead at the scene of the event, their legal documentation showed that they were willing to have their body converted into a Nikke in the event of such an accident. Pulling up a picture revealed a vague resemblance between 313N's current projection and her old body, though it only looked as if they were related, rather than being the same person.

Based on the reports, the brain had nearly died as well, before it had been handed over to Missilis. All in all, it was a fairly standard event for the creation of a Nikke.

Which explained nothing about how, or why, 313N would use the combination of the words to make its way down here. Even if 313N remembered their previous existence, that was a previous existence that had been spent in the Ark. Such language would not be in use for someone who grew up in the Ark. That was the language of an outsider. Of someone on the surface. Who had grown up on the surface.

It was impossible. One could not have grown up in the Ark, and the on surface at the same time.

Unless the Nikke they were talking to did not have access to fragments of Annette's memory. Enikk swiftly double-checked 313N's mind, scanning it for anything they may have initially missed. And again, nothing that Enikk would consider abnormal by 313N's standards. The seed of corruption was there, exactly where Enikk had left it before 313N's first mission. There was a smaller, secondary node, almost unnoticeable near where the spine would normally connect, but Enikk couldn't interact with it or get any more or less off of it than they could from the initial seed. All they could tell was that it was from a different source, the code being outright ancient in comparison.

But with it being smaller than the seed they implanted, then there was nothing they could tell.

They might as well have been talking with a spontaneously developed personality. Or perhaps the act of injecting NIMPH had been enough to cause a mind switch all on its own. Either reason was as good as the other.

Well, either reason was reasonable, rather than any other explanation.

"Is there anything else?" Enikk asked.

"Besides Wardress not being punished for Syuen's actions?" 313N said. "That should just about cover it."

Enikk paused. Every indication said that 313N did not particularly like her teammates, likely due to being forced onto the squad in the first place. They figured that they would very much enjoy watching the pair get punished for their actions. It was a traditional punishment as well.

"Why?"

"Because everything they did, they did under Syuen's orders. I don't like Yuni and Mihara and would like to see them punished for their real wrongdoings, but this mess falls squarely on Syuen's shoulders," 313N scowled at them. "Never mind that Syuen doesn't give a damn about Nikke's period. Trying to punish her through them is completely useless."

Three demands. The first was reasonable, and could easily be spun to their benefit. The second was a stretch, but it was possible to use to their benefit as well. Tipping that 313N had information that others would want to get their hands on would prove to be a test of character.

The third?

That was harder to spin. Yes, Syuen would need to be investigated. Going as far as to blackmail a Commander of any stripe was worth looking into, especially as this could be a case with repeated behavior. Especially falsifying orders and records. If 313N had proof that Syuen had intentions of bringing a Rapture onto the Ark, even for research purposes, it would be worthy of even more investigation. It wouldn't be entirely enough to punish on its own, but it would be enough to lean on others to start looking around into Missilis's business.

But targeting Nikke's in the employ of those like Syuen was a common practice. It was a slap on the hand at times, Enikk would admit that much. But it was sometimes more than enough to convince a CEO that the erasure of memories of their most valuable assets wasn't worth the effective loss of those assets and the skills they had built up over time.

"That will depend on the information you are willing to provide about Syuen and Missilis's activities," Enikk said finally. The grin that crept onto 313N's face almost caused them to shutter.

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"That didn't go as I expected," Mihara wore a notable frown on her face.

"You and me both."

Seriously, what the hell, Enikk? I said free from Syuen, not hucked off to someone else. At least that person seemed like they had a heart. Or could fake it for long enough to make me think that they did. And she more or less said that I was the one with the information about stuff that Missilis and Syuen wanted to keep hidden? Several Commanders were idiots, but even they could read through lines that thick.

Still, watching Syuen struggle to not go for the bomb switch right then and there was great. Shame I wasn't going to get to see her reaction to said bomb no longer being in my body. I'd be able to frame that shit.

Correction. I would frame that. Mount it on my wall like my grandfather mounted hunting trophies. Because that expression would be a thing of glory that would need to be preserved for the ages.

However, that was swiftly becoming the least of my concerns as I watched Yuni celebrating. I'm not exactly sure where or how she got a hold of that champagne, but she was drinking it like it was whiskey. This better not be how I find out if Nikke's could get drunk or not.

Not that I really cared. We both hated each other, and if it wasn't for the fact I was being moved around like a piece of property, I'd be celebrating too. Both of the biggest pains of my life were gone, and that was something that Enikk using exact words could only put a damper on, not crush completely.

"I didn't think you had it in you, honestly," Mihara gave me a look. "You do know Syuen is going to kill you for this, right?"

"Oh, she's certainly going to try," I grin. "Try and get a picture if you don't mind. I'd love to see it."

Mihara paused before her eyes widened for a moment.

"We did not keep a good enough eye on you, did we?"

"Nope."

The noise that came from Mihara's mouth made it abundantly clear that she wanted a damn drink after that response. I was almost insulted that she seemed to buy the rumors that had been spreading around about what I was doing in my spare time. I could think of far better methods of coping with this shitty situation.

"You're leaving us with a Syuen who's going to be pissed," she groaned, rubbing her forehead.

"She's going to be pissed at me, to be fair," I countered. Which, yes, was going to make it everyone else's problem, but Syuen was going to be covering her ass from both the board and the rest of the Government I wasn't too worried about such things. Knowing her, she'd double down. To her own determent, at that. Safe to say, she would be out of my hair for at least a while. Everyone else was going to be the least of Syuen's many, many concerns. What a shame. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.

"You say that like it's going to matter," Mihara sighed, finally composing herself. "Still, I know you hated things here, so good on you for running away from it all, even if you took the opportunity to screw Syuen over in the process."

She, extended her hand.

I wasn't sure how to take that. Frankly, I'd been an ass. Not exactly without good justification, mind, but given everything, she was just willing to let things so?

Was I willing to let things go?

Yeah, no, I wasn't willing to do that. Not even by a long shot.

But I shook her hand anyway.

"Just try and keep an eye on the Khornite. I don't trust her in the slightest," I said with a frown. Exia may have done some digging that put Exotic on a bit more of a leash, but the current situation wouldn't exactly make me surprised if Syuen took her eye off that particular bomb.

"You should keep an eye on your own business. I think he realized that you didn't exactly consent to being transferred" Mihara gave me a smug look.

Well. Shit.
 
And it would go far to explain.
Explain what? Sentence cuts off here.
If Enikk had a heart, it would have stopped beating for a moment. Chatterbox? Inside the Ark? 313N was right to bring up the legal ramifications, of course, but they were the last thing on Enikk's electronic mind. A Tyrant class Rapture in the Ark would cause untold damage, in both infrastructure and lose of human life. The latter was the primary concern.
Yeah, no shit.
Though unless they mentioned that, then Enikk could easily keep quiet about how it would likely be a transfer, rather than wholesale freedom. For 313N's benefit, of course. Their choice on the matter was obvious as well. Transferring 313N to Counters would be the smartest play. It would confine 313N to an area Enikk already knew that Anderson was observing, limiting her movement on the board.
She will be lucky, she just doesn't realize it yet.
The brain that had gone into 313N was donated by one Annette Thompson, barely a legal adult by the time they had been struck by a vehicle. Nearly dead at the scene of the event, their legal documentation showed that they were willing to have their body converted into a Nikke in the event of such an accident. Pulling up a picture revealed a vague resemblance between 313N's current projection and her old body, though it only looked as if they were related, rather than being the same person.
Interesting information.
Unless the Nikke they were talking to did not have access to fragments of Annette's memory. Enikk swiftly double-checked 313N's mind, scanning it for anything they may have initially missed. And again, nothing that Enikk would consider abnormal by 313N's standards. The seed of corruption was there, exactly where Enikk had left it before 313N's first mission. There was a smaller, secondary node, almost unnoticeable near where the spine would normally connect, but Enikk couldn't interact with it or get any more or less off of it than they could from the initial seed. All they could tell was that it was from a different source, the code being outright ancient in comparison.
And now this is very interesting.
 
Chapter 16
I, shouldn't have even been surprised. The outpost? More like a dump of truly Titanic proportions. I really shouldn't be surprised by the fresh hell level of incomptence it seemed like most of the top brass outside of Anderson seemed to suffer. You might get one or two at least halfway competent ones, but even that was a rare exception. I'd met some of them. Having this place be an in-disrepair dump from the offset was just stupid.

Even if it was meant to be a punishment assignment, something that could get this close to the enemy should not be in such poor shape. That was just asking for trouble.

Though asking for trouble was basically my middle name. While the plan had been to tip off the higher-ranking members of the Ark of Syuen's activities, Enikk's involvement, especially how they went about it, seemed to unnerve Anderson. She was bigger than I had realized, and while having their attention wasn't a bad thing, it was not one without risks. If Enikk had become involved, then, well. It was concerning.

Even more so was the immediate fobbing me off to the Commander. Sure, I knew I had to go somewhere, but that should have been my choice. I'd probably just work for Anderson. The man was competent, which made him a better employer than most. He may have not been the best boss I had, but he was probably in about third place when it came to the people I've worked for in the past. Seemingly not high praise, but given how every boss I'd had was either

I would be more than content to work under Anderson. Especially as I would have made that choice for myself, rather than being sold off as cattle. That was far from my intention when making that type of deal. But at the moment, I was kinda screwed. I had no idea how well just going to Anderson would play. Enikk did what they did for a reason, and even if I didn't know what that reason was, I expected that they, or someone else, would be having their eyes on me at this moment.

Plus, well, I was technically a spy. So I should try to maintain cover for the time being. Which was going to be weird. Then again, if Anderson didn't already have eyes directly involved on the inside, then I would find a hat and eat it.

It would taste better than the slop we got. Then again, that wasn't exactly what I would consider to be high priase, given everything else.

"Unfortunately, the only shower that works is the Commanders," I paused at Anis's words, a faint blush appearing on my face in embarrassment, and an even greater flush of anger. Seriously? The accommodations were that shit? Who designed this? I demand to know who designed this! For they deserve at least one good punch to the face for their complete and utter incompetence! No, several punches. I was not in the mood to deal with something like that.

Things could be worse, and it didn't take much to imagine just how bad things could end up being. But at the same time, what the fresh Sam hell was that bs? A single functioning shower, in the commanding officers' quarters? It didn't take much to imagine just how badly that would normally go. And that it wouldn't happen here wasn't because the Commander was a decent human being. I mean, he was and it was why he wouldn't engage in such behavior, but that wasn't why most of his peers wouldn't be engaging in such behavior.

"I'll take a poke at them," I frowned, not expecting my efforts to get anywhere, but willing to make those efforts all the same. It was better than nothing. I wanted to make an effort before I decided to do something that desperate. Sure, I knew nothing would come of it, but I'd rather preserve some degree of my dignity. Even if I didn't exactly have a whole lot left of that preserve at this point.

"Feel free. Not like we've already tried," Anis huffed, heading back to the sleeping area. That was it's own can of worms, and while I could understand the more military baracks like nature of that part of the main building when it came to our quarters, it wasn't exactly something I was used too.

Though it wasn't without upside, despite the obvious downgrade that even sleeping on a guest couch was, and it was that I didn't have to deal with Yuni and Syuen ever again. Espically the former. Sure, I had less privacy now days, but at least I didn't have to deal with Yuni and Mihara's, activities, going forward. Earbuds were one of the best investments I had ever made, I swear.

I set my bag down on one of the empty cots. It wasn't like I had my pick of the place. I only had three other people serving as competition, it wasn't as if I wanted for space here.

"Elen? The commander would like to speak with you," Rapi's voice helped snap me out of my thoughts.

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"You wished to see me, Sir?" I popped my head in through the door. The Commander, while there was a slight grin on his face, looked as if he were in a bit of pain. "Sorry about the body check during the mission."

It saved his life, but with his arm in a sling, it wasn't as if he got off scot-free, either.

"It's quite alright. I'm happy that everyone else largely made it out unharmed," he said, gesturing toward a seat across from his desk. I slipped into it, the frame groaning under my weight. "As for why I asked to speak with you? You don't have to stay here if you don't want to."

I blinked. Straight up. I had expected a check-up, to see how I was doing emotionally. Not a, yeah, you're free to go if you want to. If nothing else, it was a sign that he was at least one to follow.

"Thank you, for such a generous offer, Sir. But the fact you're willing to make such an offer is more a sign I should stay if anything else," I spoke calmly. "The number of Commanders I have met that would be willing to make such an offer is small."

Small enough to be counted on a single hand. One that has many missing fingers. Well, all but two missing fingers, because that's the number of Commanders that would make such an offer. Aiges may have also had one of the better ones generally in charge, but there was something about him in particular that rubbed me the wrong way when I'd met him.

The Commander himself seemed to be surprised as well, blinking a bit.

"Very well, then," he sighed, appearing to have gained several years in a moment, before picking himself back up. "I'm guessing the reason you turned against Syuen like that is because she didn't treat you well?"

"I had what amounted to a kill switch in my body for some time, Sir. Syuen's actions gave me no reason to be loyal to someone such as herself. Given the situation and the fact her actions surrounding Chatterbox are a danger to the Ark and the safety of everyone inside?" I paused for a moment. "Tipping my hand about her activities at the moment felt like the best play I had long term, as this mess is entirely Syuen's fault, and she should be the one to suffer the consequences of her actions, rather than anyone else."

And that was the thing. Syuen, under most normal circumstances, would not be punished. Not traditionally. Not by my standards. When erasing someone else's memory is what passed off as a punishment for the higher-ups? It made my stomach turn. Disgusting and foul was what that practice was. How was it considered a punishment when most people viewed Nikke's less favorably than they did a stray dog?

Oh, wait, it wasn't.

The look on the man's face was completely aghast. "A kill switch?"

I nodded. Syuen was a psycho, and it shouldn't have been a surprise. Given her behavoir towards him, where she had shown to be completely willing to abuse and kill him? Was it really a surprise that Syuen would be willing to go even further with something she didn't even consider human in the first place?

Yeah, no. If she was willing to have the blood of a human Commander's blood on her hands, then she could easily kill a Nikke just simply for the fun of it. Her willingness to go even that far just simply for her own power made her a threat. She was going to get people killed, and Syuen didn't care one bit. Kneecapping her now could save who knows how many people.

Why, was I being hugged?

It took a moment for my brain to restart. To process the feeling of a strong arm wrapping around me, as if from nowhere. I forced my eyes to open, to process the scene before me. To confirm the feeling was not just a feeling, but something that was well and truely happeneing. And it was.

Yes, it was a single arm, rather than two. But it was a hug.

It was a hug.

I blinked, my eyes growing misty as I did so. Where, these tears? Was I, crying? Why was I crying? I was. I was crying.

"Why?" My voice rattled out of my chest, sounding more like a small child, rather than the young woman my body was. Why? Why was he even bothering with this?

"Because you look like you need it."

It was simple. Just a few words. Nothing majorly important. And yet? Those six words. Those six, simple, words. Were enough to make me break down completely. I let out a sob, my body quaking in his grip, tears from a month worth of just, everything that I had experienced washed over me like a tidal wave, threatening to drown me completely.

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"Thank you," I rubbed the tears out of my eyes. "I needed that."

I really had. After everything that had happened to me, it was nice to finally cry it out. I still wasn't fine, not by any stretch of the imagination or definition of the term. If anything, it allowed me to regain just how ethically fucked the past month of my life had been. Forced into a war against abominations that sought the extinction of mankind. Forced into a completely different body that was likely their own damn person before I ended up in the pilot seat, something I wasn't looking forward too at all when it came down to seeing how that would be collected.

And it would collect. There was no way in hell the way my life was right now that someone had lost someone important to them, and I was going to be up shit creek. Well, more up shit creek without a paddle than I was before.

"I understand. It sounds like you've been through a lot," the Commander said, handing me a kleenex for my efforts. A lot may have been an understatement. It felt like I'd gone through an entire life in about a month. The time felt like it had washed over me like a wave. The crying had left me exhausted but if this was the full effect of working under someone who didn't intent on denying your humanity every chance they got, then I would take it in a heartbeat.

Even Anderson, for everything I liked about the man, was definitely a bit more emotionally distant. He wasn't the type of hand out a hug just simply because someone looked like they needed a hug. Then again, there was a bit more than Anderson just being much more guarded which explained why he didn't want to be handing out hugs.

He had very good reasons as to why he was not handing out free hugs. I'd seen it. That stuff was yet another reason why the Ark, if it weren't the last sanctuary of the human species, should have been condemned to a pit.

The saddest part of this whole mess was that humanity was fighting a war for its very existence. And was committing human rights violations against it's own damn side. Seriously, just how stupid do you have to be? There was a dirth of targets that wouldn't even know what the Geneva Convention was. They wouldn't be complaining if we did such things to our enemy. But no, we had to do it to ourselves.

"Still, I must thank you all the same," I smiled slightly. "It's healthy to cry it all out sometimes. And it's helpful to have a shoulder to lean on during those times."

I paused, dabbing around my eyes to clean up all the moisture. If I'd been wearing make-up, it would have been ruined, but I usually didn't waste my time with that sort of thing.

"Still, if that is all, I would like to prepare to rest. It has been a long day," it had been a long month, truthfully. It felt a lot longer. But rest would do me good right now. Rest would do me a lot of good.

"I understand completely. If you want to use the shower, it is open for you whenever you want it," the words were specific. Not when I needed it. When I wanted it. My opinion of the man could only seem to grow. Which was good, given everything I went through.

"Thank you for your offer," I nodded. The prospect was still embarrassing, no matter how one tried to spin it, but at the same time, it was better than nothing. And it wasn't as if I could just bring my pajamas to change into after I finished drying off. I begin to push myself up, before coming to a pause. "I don't think I've gotten your name, Sir."

I usually didn't. Outside of high ranking brass I've met explicitly outside of missions, the position of Commander was a revolving door. One person went in, a different one came out. I had a hard enough time with names and faces as was. Given how there was a new Commander each mission? Dedicating the time to remembering a specific name was a waste of time. Why should I care who this guy was if I was never going to see again? I had far more important things to be using that brainspace on. Like spite. Or remembering actually relevant details about my life. It was just, the Commander. Nothing else needed to be added. No more, no less.

A messed up system by design. The reason it was the way it was had to be intentional. You could not design a worse system on accident. Even if you tried.

"Johnson," the Commander said. Commander Johnson. I liked the sound of that name.

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"You know, I still think we've seen her before," Neon's words caused Annis's eye to twitch.

"How many times do I have to tell you that she's a mass produced model? We've all seen her before!" Annis shouted, the two starting to bicker. Rapi decided to ignore it as Elen slipped into the room, grabbing her nightclothes, before quickly escaping again.

Rapi was unsure of what to think of the mass produced model. She had far more of a personality than most Nikke's of her type tended to have. Especially when one was so young.

And she was willing to betray Syuen. While Rapi didn't doubt that the young CEO was far from a good boss if her meetings with Matis were any indication, but it was still unnerving how Elen's seemingly first instinct was to stab Syuen in the back.

She was going to have to keep an eye on Elen, that was for certain.

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This chapter did run away from me somewhat, but I think it was for the chapter, and Elen's benefit, though it isn't all smooth sailing.

Speaking of it not being smooth sailing, my Nana (grandmother) is in the hospital with a lot of heart complications. She will be having surgery today to help, but things aren't great. I'm hoping for the best.
 
Things could be worse, and it didn't take much to imagine just how bad things could end up being. But at the same time, what the fresh Sam hell was that bs? A single functioning shower, in the commanding officers' quarters? It didn't take much to imagine just how badly that would normally go. And that it wouldn't happen here wasn't because the Commander was a decent human being. I mean, he was and it was why he wouldn't engage in such behavior, but that wasn't why most of his peers wouldn't be engaging in such behavior.
Comedic, ecchi shenanigans!
I blinked. Straight up. I had expected a check-up, to see how I was doing emotionally. Not a, yeah, you're free to go if you want to. If nothing else, it was a sign that he was at least one to follow.
Why, was I being hugged?
Human kindness and decency, does not compute!
"Why?" My voice rattled out of my chest, sounding more like a small child, rather than the young woman my body was. Why? Why was he even bothering with this?

"Because you look like you need it."
Awww. :smile:
"Johnson," the Commander said. Commander Johnson. I liked the sound of that name.
Fitting.
She was going to have to keep an eye on Elen, that was for certain.
Elen: "Why do I feel like I have a targeting laser on me?"
Speaking of it not being smooth sailing, my Nana (grandmother) is in the hospital with a lot of heart complications. She will be having surgery today to help, but things aren't great. I'm hoping for the best.
Good luck and speedy recovery for her.
 
Chapter 17
I love how Nathan and Elen are reaching the cold place in the same update cycle as one another. No, I didn't plan for this.

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It wasn't much of a surprise that Anderson had contacted Counters again. I hadn't taken me long to settle in. Then again, I owned next to jack shit. I'd been saving up for some stuff. It would have taken, oh, a few decades to buy anything I wanted, but I was used to that sort of thing even before.

Though to say I was a bit nervous was a bit of an understatement. Communications had been light. They had to be, given how getting from the Outpost to the Ark was considerably more difficult than what I was used to. I'd gone pretty far off script from what the original plan was when it came to Syuen. Sure, I fully intended to screw with her as much as I could get away with.

But Enikk threw a baseball-sized hole in any of the plans I'd made with ease. I wasn't exactly complaining, on account of the new boss not being the same as the old boss. But it would not surprise me if Enikk did not do this for my benefit. Especially after I double-checked to make sure Enikk was what I thought they were.

Not just artificial intelligence, but in charge of the entire Ark, to boot. I highly doubt they had a hand in every pie, at least an active one. But that didn't exactly incline me to trust them, even if they were a proper AI, not some predictive algorithm.

Anderson probably would understand my plan and my reasoning behind it. The hard the blow Syuen took, the less likely she was to do something stupid. Even if it was simply because she had been restrained by the board. That's why I decided to go big when I knew I had the ear of one of the highest-ranking minds on the Ark. Fat a lot of good it did me, but I at least got part of what I wanted.

And avoid having anyone get their mind wiped in the process. I had no clue why that had been such a popular form of punishment by the Ark elite. Largely because it wasn't a punishment at all. That would require the average person to give a shit about Nikke, though the fact that it was a punishment in the first place had, implications.

Implications that were not backed by anything I could find in any records. Such a punishment at least implied that some would find Nikke's important enough that mind-wiping them would actually cause issues. However, everything I could find showed the same thing. That Nikke's were by and large, uncared for, below even second-class citizens until several Nikke's blew themselves up after trying to leave the Ark due to their mistreatment.

Where the Government cut the cord of the elevator, sending them plummeting toward the Ark and nearly killing tens of thousands, as well as crippling the Ark for years if not decades if the elevator hadn't been destroyed.

Even more so that it was Nikke's getting punished for the actions of others. If it weren't for the fact that this was literally it for humanity, and the loss of the sanctuary would be our extinction?

Don't get me wrong, those who were responsible for creating and perpetuating this shitshow needed to be punished and needed to be punished hard. And while under normal circumstances would normally see those people long dead and buried, I doubted that was the case this time around.

If Mustang has been in charge of Tetra since the Ark, and still looks as good as he does, then there was no doubt in my mind that the rest of the old guard that had made it through likely took similar treatments. If the CEO of one of the three major companies was important enough or could afford it, then there was no doubt in my mind the scowlers up at the top could afford such procedures too.

Or that they were turning humanity's only refuge into a cesspit for their own power, to keep a rotten hand on a society they were driving into the ground for the sake of their long-term power. It disgusted me with every fiber of my being. Our extinction was still looking us in the face, and yet instead of trying to play things even remotely intelligently, they were pulling stupid games for stupid prizes.

And sadly, I could see why people were falling for it. The conditions on the Ark were frankly, shit. Even for all but the richest of the rich, if you lived on the Ark, you weren't having a good time. The poor on the Outer Rim might as well be only just above Nikke's, but it wasn't by much. What could pass off as a middle class, a term I used rather loosely out of lacking any other better ones, was always on unstable ground. As for the rich? Well, even they weren't immune to being screwed over.

And that wasn't even touching on the event that had happened a few years back. Reading up on that report had been something out of a nightmare. I'd never heard of anything like that before. Sure, collective delirium, sure, but this went beyond just collective. It was damn near societal.

Which was terrifying on its own. Maybe understandable. Outside of those of us who could go outside, it's not like anyone else could experience the actual sky. Even fewer of us knew what the real sky, of what the sky looked like before actually felt like. But for such a mass casualty event to be the end result?

In short, the Ark was shit. And I doubted it would be able to last much longer as a result. A rotting decaying house was a rotting decaying house. Eventually, everything was going to fall over. And sadly, as per usual, our greatest threats came from within, rather than without. Either through greed, turning a blind eye, or accepting the scapegoat just simply because that was what the government told you? Things couldn't hold for much longer.

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"Congratulations on your newest team member," Anderson's face was unreadable to me as I stood at attention. Then again, the man had the poker face of a God a good half of the time, so that was to be expected. "Given how she's managed to run into both Chatterbox and a Pilgrim twice, if the report I got was true, she's surely a lucky charm."

A Pilgrim? I knew about the first one, during my first operation. But a second? Is that how our ass was pulled out of the fire? Then yeah, that was extremely lucky. Or possibly not. My theory about the first time wasn't even that they intended to bail me out. It was that they had been hunting Chatterbox and I just got lucky to be heading their way.

I really should have read that report. I really should have taken what little free time I had to figure out what went down after I passed out.

Though, I could tell where this was going. Anderson did have a fascination with Pilgrim's, Nikke's that wandered the surface. Either because they were banished, or because they simply chose to leave. And there was no doubt this was a Pilgrim, possibly even one of those fairy tale units I'd heard about from time to time. If they could go toe-to-toe with Chatterbox, then they lived up to their reputation, that was certain.

I knew Chatterbox was a target of interest for Anderson as well, even though he agreed with my assessment that Chatterbox needed to largely be taken from the board to deny the enemy such an asset during their operations. I knew there was more to it than that, but so long as Chatterbox was dead and not being experimented on by people who had no scientific ethics, or just ethics in general, I was okay with that.

"Thanks to the description provided, we've been able to track her movements," Anderson continued. As much as we could down here. Then again, knowing what one looked like could at least be a blessing if there were some satellites still up in the air. "She's been heading north. Far north."

Two things. Where she was going, it was likely she would be on Chatterbox's tail, following him like a bloodhound. The second was, I hated the cold. It was cold and bitter, I always needed blankets, and my chilblains were a pain.

Wait, I was metal. I didn't have chilblains anymore! Finally, this body had an upside!

I tuned out Anderson's explanations of Pilgrims. I'd heard it all before. As little as that all was. Pilgrims were something the Ark had scant information on, given the isolated nature and the fact I imagine most Pilgrims weren't exactly friendly with the Ark.

The mission itself was straightforward. Get to a research base on the surface, and get the information on this particular Pilgrim, find them, and hope she was in a talking mood. Oh, and willing to spill the beans on Chatterbox.

And Ingrid had a gift for the Commander, too. Which was nice of her. Seeing the gift left me feeling a bit awkward, given how I was kinda responsible for breaking his arm.

Sure, everyone agreed that it was better that his arm be broken than Chatterbox taking his head clean off, but I still felt back knowing that I was the one responsible for that. Accident or not.

Which left one final problem.

There was no way that place was anything less than locked under every single key imaginable. If there was a place that wasn't the Ark that I'd feel safe in, a lab like that would be it. Guards, automated security systems, the whole nine yards of protection. However, we didn't have a way inside, and we certainly hadn't been given one, either.

I watched as Anderson left for another meeting, the slightest of smirks on his face, looking at me out of the corner of his eye.

I hated that look. That was the look that Anderson gave me when he knew something would be involved that I wouldn't like. Someone I didn't like.

As was becoming disturbingly common, I was thankful for the ability to shut off the parts of my body that governed facial expression.

Mustang was getting involved.

Joy.

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Out of the three CEO's, I'd gotten a peg on two of them. Syuen was a person willing to commit stupid actions in an attempt to reach long and short-term benefits. Ingrid was almost the textbook definition of a military woman. She was stern and harsh, but she was also fair. Mustang? Mustang was a tried and true eccentric. And I didn't say that simply because Mustang did weird things for seemingly no reason.

It was because everything he did had a reason. Even if that reason wasn't obvious without the benefit of hindsight.

Which made it so I trusted him the least. Syuen, as much as it pained me to admit it, was something I could trust. In that she would stick to her nature most of the time. Ingrid? Her word was gold. You stayed true to yours, she'd stay true to hers. Something that was abnormal when one was a CEO, but I could at least respect it. Mustang?

People didn't act like that unless they had an angle they were working, something to exploit further down the line. Or the number of skeletons in their closet was best put as yes, and they were trying to get everyone to not look into said closet by acting harmless and weird.

Given how Mustang has been in charge of Tetra throughout its existence, showing that he has an acute sense of business acumen? I'm more than willing to bet on the answer of which of the two it was being both. There was no way in hell it was anything but both.

It was why I wasn't at all surprised when this man showed up and started an improve dance number. And this was our key.

A dance. Was our key.

My life had the tonal consistency of a spastic octo-panda. I know what wasn't a real thing, but by this point, I couldn't be bothered to care all that much.

At least Neon seemed to be entertained, clapping her hands excitedly and wondering where the music was coming from. As for myself? I'd spent enough time around Mustang's antics to not ask such questions. I was already fighting a holding action to preserve what remained of my sanity. I wasn't inviting any more madness in trying to figure out what was going on inside Mustang's head.

Still, being able to do the entire dance from memory was more than an impressive feat on Commander Johnson's end. It didn't look or sound any less weird, but it was good to know he could memorize things that quickly. And doing it himself should help retain the memory for when we need it.

Now if I could just keep Neon from constantly giving me the side eye I'd be perfectly fine.

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For the first time in ages, I felt the snow beneath my feet crunch. It wasn't an unwelcome feeling in the end. It made me feel a bit nostalgic, in a way. Sure, the fog coming out of my mouth wasn't from my real breath, but it was nice to pretend that it was, at least for a few minutes. I never handled the cold particularly well, but it was still nice to experience it every once and a while.

Still, the place looked as dead as a doornail. Most of the surface looked as if it had been hit with an apocalypse, but here? All the ice and snow made it even look like more of a desolate wasteland. Cars, buildings, planes, I even managed to see an old ship, all emerged haphazardly from the white mess.

And there was another problem. Nikke's weren't exactly buoyant. We didn't float. What we did do is sink. Like a non-porous rock.

And there was a lot of ice in this place. Well, there should be. Seriously, there was a semi-modern destroyed destroyer or frigate right there. I refused to believe that we weren't near some large body of water.

I hoped.

Oh, who am I kidding? Saltwater had a lower freezing temperature than fresh water, and it was totally in character for the Raptures to have something that could throw a ship of that size several dozen or even hundred miles inland. It'd have to be some ancient Tyrant-class, but there was little doubt in my mind that Raptures had that technology.

My thoughts were broken suddenly and violently.

By a snowball, of all things, pelting me in the back of the head.

I turned around slowly, looking at Anis and Neon. I had no idea how long they'd been having their little snowball fight, but after that, I was well past the point of caring. They'd built up a pretty sizable arsenal between the two of them, even creating little bastions.

I, of course, acted like a perfectly reasonable adult. I brushed off the back of my head. Looked at the two who seemed to be oblivious to the fact I'd been caught in their crossfire.

Then my helmet began calculating solutions on how best to hit them back! I was not losing out on this opportunity!

"Cowabunga it is!"

"What does that even!"

Pooof!

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Well, there went the hope she'd have someone else to wrangle Anis and Neon.

"It's good that she's having fun," Commander Johnson said, looking at the snowball fight that had been interrupted by Elen's very abrupt entrance.

Rapi didn't exactly disagree. Even if she didn't think Elen was doing so purely out of enjoyment. She was still uncertain of what to think of her new teammate.

Elen was generally moody. She had plenty of abnormal quirks, her speech frequently mixed with strange words or phrases that didn't make sense. Rapi could deduce a rough meaning from time to time, but it was hardly consistent, and getting an answer out of Elen could be difficult.

It could just be slang that transferred over, but she was certain not even children spoke such phrases.

Then there was what happened with the Commander. Elen had saved his life. And right now Rapi was convinced she was doing so again.

Rapi had no idea where Elen found all the clothing Commander Johnson was currently bundled in, but it was helping to retain his body temperature nicely. It still was incredibly cold by human standards, but at least exposure related issues would be less of a problem.

At least Elen had a ghost of a smile on her face. That was a sign things were moving in the right direction. Still, they had a mission to complete.

"Should I begin breaking them up, sir?" Rapi asked, only for a snowball to hit the side of her head.
 
Even more so that it was Nikke's getting punished for the actions of others. If it weren't for the fact that this was literally it for humanity, and the loss of the sanctuary would be our extinction?
Yeah, shit sucks.
Or that they were turning humanity's only refuge into a cesspit for their own power, to keep a rotten hand on a society they were driving into the ground for the sake of their long-term power. It disgusted me with every fiber of my being. Our extinction was still looking us in the face, and yet instead of trying to play things even remotely intelligently, they were pulling stupid games for stupid prizes.
Fuck those people.
Mustang was getting involved.

Joy.
Not joy.

ENTERTAINMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT!!!
I was already fighting a holding action to preserve what remained of my sanity. I wasn't inviting any more madness in trying to figure out what was going on inside Mustang's head.

By a snowball, of all things, pelting me in the back of the head.

I turned around slowly, looking at Anis and Neon. I had no idea how long they'd been having their little snowball fight, but after that, I was well past the point of caring. They'd built up a pretty sizable arsenal between the two of them, even creating little bastions.

I, of course, acted like a perfectly reasonable adult. I brushed off the back of my head. Looked at the two who seemed to be oblivious to the fact I'd been caught in their crossfire.

Then my helmet began calculating solutions on how best to hit them back! I was not losing out on this opportunity!

"Cowabunga it is!"

"What does that even!"

Pooof!
Hah, this is great.
It could just be slang that transferred over, but she was certain not even children spoke such phrases.
Not enough skibidi rizz vibes, Rapi? That's very beta doomering, even with the maxxing gyatt.
 
Chapter 18
The snowball fight didn't last particularly long after that. Because Rapi was extremely good at what she did. Thankfully, the Alva particles were extremely low, so we'd have access to mission control for a while longer.

Still, I had to bite back a chuckle. It seemed that the Commander was rather clueless when it came to women. Or Nikke anatomy. Or both, really, I highly doubt either was much of a topic of discussion when it came to that abomination of an academy. Nikke's weighed quite a bit, and with all the ice?

Sorry my guy, but there were things you didn't ask someone, and weight was among them. Another was age, but with Nikke's, I could imagine that was less of an issue than it would be otherwise. Still, I wasn't willing to have that type of conversation. Not at the moment. I still wasn't fully to terms that this was not my old body. Or even how I should or wanted to look. Supposedly, getting the custom frame would change that.

I was still getting it. Enikk had been very insistent with Syuen on the matter. Ingrid getting to take a stab at it would have been my first option, as she was the only one out of the three I had any trust in. But it wasn't as if things were that straightforward. There was a whole lot of stuff that went into making sure my brain would actually hook up with the new body.

And the Goddessium nonsense. Of course, it wasn't nonsense. That was the problem. Sure, a metal that responded to one's subconscious was fantastical, but? By this point, I wasn't going to consider it too much of a stretch. But it left me with a whole lot of questions that I didn't exactly have an answer to. Nor a whole lot of people I could ask on paper.

It did scare me a bit. I was going to be losing control over my body and appearance. Again. Sure, it was my subconscious in the driver's seat this time. But that didn't mean much, given how I had no clue what I wanted out of this. Consciously or subconsciously. My body had never been like this before. It certainly wouldn't be like my old one, one way or another. And that scared me.

Sure, I'd done more than plenty of reading on the matter. More than enough to keep the truth about my old body in a tungsten box and throw it into the Marianas trench. Or more accurately, the planet's core.

So yeah. Plenty of fun times there. Oh, I knew I needed to talk to someone about it. But the list was painfully short. Yuni and Mihara were for all intents cut off, good riddance. Anderson had a list of things a mile long. The Commander had shown to be willing to lend a sympathetic ear. But bless him, I doubt Johnson would have the answers I really needed.

Which left the rest of my teammates. Who I still didn't know all that well. Neon was Ingrid's spy of questionable capacity. Not that I doubted Ingrid, or Anderson really needed as much. She was obsessed with firepower, and was not the brightest as far as I could tell. But at the same time, she did have a wisdom to her. The simple logic, the whole from the mouth of babes thing.

Then there was Anis. I could make a dozen jokes about her name alone, but that was crass, and I had higher standards regarding my comedy. She was a whiner, who regularly complained, and was a snarkier to boot. I certainly approve of the latter. Snarking was good for the soul sometimes. I totally get it. And when she wasn't being lazy, I could get the jaded personality that she had. She was certainly a veteran, though I think she had no idea at the moment about what to do about Johnson, as the man was probably the first genuine good man she met. Even though I didn't think I knew her well enough to approach her for such a serious conversation.

Which left the straight-laced Rapi. Rapi. Out of the three, arguably, four?

She was the one that intimidated me. If Anis was a veteran, then I had no clue what I'd consider Rapi. Out of anyone, she was the calm one. The reserved one. The one you didn't want to take for granted, as she was easily the most skilled and experienced. Sure, I couldn't tell her exact age, and I damn well wasn't going to ask her that question.

But the phrase about one should fear the old in professions where people die young applied to her just as much as it did Anderson. Even if she didn't look a day over twenty-five, I could also tell that she had an old soul.

I could also tell that she didn't trust me about as far as she could throw me. Which if I had to guess, was a considerable distance. Of course, it wasn't like I had the opportunity to talk all that much with any of them. Or take the few opportunities I did have.

Yeah, my mental space wasn't exactly great at the moment. Counters were not Wardress by any stretch of the imagination. Even if there was something about Rapi that made part of my brain try to freak out in a fight or flight response.

Why did it try to freak the hell out? On that front, I had no idea. Rapi wasn't scary, per se. A bit intimidating, because I knew she could kick my ass, and I had no interest in her doing so. But not like the fear I had of Chatterbox by this point. Thankfully, this was another mission that shouldn't have the rat bastard's presence.

Then something crept into the back of my mind. I froze in place, gripping my rifle as my knuckles turned white.

"Elen, are you okay?" It was Commander Johnson who noticed first, turning around.

I'm pretty sure what came out of my mouth made Neon learn a dozen new swear words.

At minimum.

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"Are you sure he's close?" Yeah, that was the appropriate response.

"He's at the maximum extent of my rage as far as I can tell," I admit. It was better news than not, but still. If I could sense him, I'd always operated under the assumption he could sense me back.

What the hell was he even doing out here now? I knew dealing with him was the long-term goal right now, but why was he here now? There's no way he could know about this in advance, right?

Of course, if we operated under the assumption that the Raptures had someone feeding them information on the inside, then it was possible someone had let Chatterbox know of the operation. But at the same time, who the hell could that even be? Counters, Commander Johnson, Anderson, Mustang, and Ingrid were the only people who knew anything about this! Where could the leak have even possibly been?

Mustang may have been the one I trusted the least, but I doubt he was working for the Raptures of all things. I didn't want to consider it a coincidence, as I didn't believe in those. It was really hard to believe something happened without much damn reason these days. Chatterbox seemed to flee north often enough. Maybe he was hiding from the Pilgrim hunting him?

"That does change things," Rapi frowned.

"If he's far enough away," Commander Johnson muttered. "You would be able to tell if he gets any closer, or if we're getting too close?"

I could see what he was thinking. The mission couldn't be abandoned. Of course, Chatterbox being in the area was a threat. A major, major threat. There was no way around the fact he could beat us pretty damn easily. But if we could avoid him? It wasn't exactly without risk. It was extremely risky by every measure. Chatterbox may have been far away, but he could close the distance at a much faster rate than we could open it.

But if he was hiding. However, that relied on Chatterbox hiding, rather than doing something completely different. Which, at the end of the day, he easily could be. Chatterbox was clever. If he was nearby, it had to be for some reason or another.

"I would. I'm concerned about him closing the distance, though," I admit with a frown. "He's faster than us and has more stamina, so over a long pursuit that would play to his favor."

The fact he could control Raptures was something I didn't think needed to be said. With Raptures hemming us in, and Chatterbox being able to close ground quickly, the situation gone from normal to precarious. Though, knowing what I did about Counters as a squad, things going from zero to ten seemed to be their usual operating pattern. Which was not fine, but I could normally live with it.

But not when it came to Chatterbox. If we played it safe, we should be fine. In theory. In practice?

If he got like a mile closer, I was going to set off alarm bells. Who knows? Maybe the other squad that was supposed to be out here would be strong enough to make up the difference.

Maybe. It was a big maybe. Chatterbox hadn't appeared again until the team-up with Counters. That type of luck? I knew where it was likely going.

Hopefully that luck would hold.

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"I imagine humans used to love playing in this stuff!" Neon smiled, appearing to enjoy the wintry wonderland. I bite back a chuckle. Being the only one who actually experienced snow before, that did make me a bit of an expert.

"It was pretty nice. But you couldn't stay out too long. Cold, especially cold like this, could kill someone that wasn't properly equipped for it," I said aloud before I could stop myself. Everyone seemed to look back at me as we continued to walk.

"How exactly would you know this?" Anis gave me a look. Her very judgmental look.

"Because we were going into the far north and it's not hard to realize that the temperature gets really cold?" I offer. I wasn't entirely wrong, even though the Raptures messed up the planet's biosphere and weather patterns something fierce. Especially given how close it was to zero. Yeah, it was close to zero degrees Fahrenheit.

Yeah, somehow out of everything that survived the apocalypse, it was the imperial temperature that made it out the other end. And as tempting as it was to go on a screed about how metric was better in every way, I had other problems to deal with.

"I do suppose that explains the clothes," Commander Johnson said with a nod. God, bless this innocent cinnamon roll of a man, he was too pure for this sinful earth. That explained nothing about the clothes. I'd managed to do a lot to get them, and I was more than proud of it. It would keep him warm. At least, it would certainly help.

I didn't want to try the sharing body heat method unless it was the last resort.

"You make it sound like," Rapi cut herself off, shaking her head. I frown slightly. That had been a misstep, but I couldn't help myself. It'd felt far too long since I'd seen snow, much less a good snow. Much less got to actually enjoy it. Enjoying it may be overselling my enthusiasm, but. It was hard not too.

I knew it was better to just keep my mouth shut. I already knew that outside of Commander Johnson, everyone else was paranoid about my presence. Not that I blamed them. Counters were not orthodox by any means, but their strangeness brought results. And I've been thrown onto the squad with no warning. Even I hadn't seen that coming.

And it wasn't helping that the wind was picking up. Rarely a good sign, given the terrain.

"The signal is getting a bit mixed up out there. Are you guys okay?" I heard our mission control's voice, flickering near the Commander. She looked young. Younger than even Syuen.

But I could see why the connection was starting to become fraught. A storm was coming.

"We should try to find cover."

The clothing I gave the Commander was rated for the cold. But against a blizzard?

I wasn't gambling that.

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The wind screamed, spitting its fury. The entrance outside the cave was blanketed in white. Even with thermals, seeing through the mess was next to impossible, and the temperatures had plummeted accordingly. It was well below zero now. Even a protected person would catch their death in this sort of weather. Easily at that. If the cold didn't get them, the fact it was impossible to see where you were going would. Our mission was important, but risking our lives recklessly served nobody.

Plus side, the storm seemed to have Chatterbox hunkered down too. I think. He had to have been on the maximum end of my range, as the storm coming in seemed to have disrupted the connection. I was all for having a clearer head, as the buzz got annoying. But just because we're out of the storm, doesn't mean I was out of the fire. We may have been hunkering down, but it was clear that everyone else had questions.

Well, the Commander didn't. Johnson just seemed to trust me. My paranoid parts told me that he was stupid to do so.

The rest of me liked it. It was nice, not having someone second guess your every action.

"It was correct to hide out in here. Even our sensors would get confused out there," Rapi said as she looked at me. It was a bit of a shame we didn't have a fire going, but it wasn't like we had any wood on hand, and the smoke would build up. Not a problem for us, but certainly one for Johnson.

"It was better to err on the side of caution. White-out conditions are dangerous to us as is. To Commander Johnson, they're probably fatal, even with the winter gear," I admit, keeping my legs crossed. Possibly even to us, too. Winter did not tend to play around, and while we did hold up better compared to someone who wasn't a Nikke, there was an operational range. I didn't know the limits to that range, but I also didn't want to find out.

"And you know so much about the surface how, exactly?" Anis crossed her arms, giving me a dirty look. "How long have you even been active for?"

"Reading old records when I can get my hands on them, mostly," wasn't exactly a lie, so I was great at that. "As for how long, I've been like this? A month and a half, roughly."

God, it felt so much longer than that. And yet, at the same time, far less. Linear time was stupid like that, as was my brain.

"Mihara said you remembered everything from before you became a Nikke," Neon chimed in, her voice was for once, very, flat. "So that has to help a bit."

I paused for a moment, racking my brain. Had Mihara mentioned that? If she did, then hadn't done so in my presence. Which meant she had to have done so when.

Rapi and I had gone off to secure the perimeter.

The alarmed look on Rapi's face told me that was exactly the case. And that she hadn't been told the news either. I scowled. That was something that was supposed to be under wraps. Not entirely for the wrong reasons.

"That, shouldn't even be possible," Rapi muttered.

"And yet, here I am," well the cat had vacated this bag at this point. Lying was useless, so I wasn't even going to try. "It sucks, but what can you do when life gives you lemons?"

I mean, besides following the Cave Johnson method, something I normally swore not to do, but this place pushed me. You never went full Cave Johnson.

"What's a lemon?" Commander Johnson asked, rubbing his gloved hands together as the blizzard raged.

"It's something before the Raptures came, isn't it? Like golf," Anis said before I could explain further. I blinked slightly in surprise. She wasn't exactly wrong, far from it. But I hadn't expected her to draw the connection between the two things. Golf didn't exist anymore. In hindsight, I had made that all to clear to anyone paying attention. That I knew of something that no longer existed.

Which meant it had to exist at some point. Her logic was startlingly sound. If I knew something from before the war, something that was very unlikely to be recorded, recovered, or retained.

"Are you implying that I know about what things were like because you think I was there?" I asked, narrowing my eyes back. The thing is, I wasn't entirely sure Anis was wrong here. Either I had been transported to some alternate reality, or into the future. Both were just about as crazy as the other. Of course, it wasn't likely in the way she was thinking of. I wasn't even sure what she was considering.

"You aren't giving me a lot of reasons to think otherwise," Anis countered.

"And do you have any evidence of this? Or are you basing this on a lack of evidence?" I paused for a moment. "Sometimes, people use a lack of evidence to justify their beliefs, that the lack of evidence is, in and of itself, a form of evidence."

It was a fairly common thing among conspiracy theorists. A very annoying and painful thing, as shown by the flat earthers who, repeatedly, proved the Earth was round. But I could live with it. But I wanted to see if she had reasons beyond, using archaic language.

"What is the last thing you remember?" Commander Johnson's voice cuts through our staredown like a knife.

"I," there was a pause in my voice. "The last thing I remember is going to sleep. Then I."

I moved my hands up and down my body, outlining it.

"Woke up like this. With someone, digging around in my chest."

It had been a jolt. Going from sleeping to someone with a hand in my chest. Waking up in a body that wasn't mine in general.

Anis's gaze seemed to soften a bit as she looked at me.

"That's illegal," Neon commented, her face surprisingly dark, as Johnson nodded.

"So is bringing Raptures into the Ark," I finally said. "Just because it is, doesn't mean that people stop committing criminal acts, especially when they have the power or money to avoid the consequences of their actions."

So should be sending near-murder hobos to force compliance, but frankly, this was the same stuff humans did, just in a different place.

"Still, it doesn't change that we all got to make that choice ourselves," Rapi's voice was firm. "If you didn't."

The silence hung in the air.

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The silence remained, even as the storm passed. The fresh snow blanketed the landscape, painting it white. As if it wasn't already. My feet sunk deep into the snow. It was too wet and too fresh to really support our weight, but we continued anyway. We were trying to reach a bunker, that would at least be a somewhat safe place.

Cold weather protection was good, but the moisture was an enemy all of its own. Having a place for Commander Johnson to dry out would benefit. Because I wasn't following through with Anis's advice on the matter. Sorry, but I had standards.

The good news was that I couldn't hear Chatterbox anymore. The storm either buried him deep, or he pissed off. Which was good news for us. Or maybe he didn't want to gamble another interaction with a Pilgrim? I didn't know, I just wasn't going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

Nor did it change that the blizzard didn't clear out the Raptures as much as I had hoped it would.

Though, it wasn't as if a group of isolated Raptures would be difficult prey. They weren't. It didn't take long to take them down.

There was just one problem.

Avalanche. Because firing guns and explosives were going to lead us to a bad time. Another reason that I hated snow mixed with mountains. Individually, they're great. Together?

Run to high ground, if you could. But we didn't have that type of luck. The bunker was close by. But I could already tell that Johnson wasn't going to make it. But with that cliff line over there. We couldn't make it to the bunker. But I could pull him out of harm's way.

This was going to hurt. I let me powers run into overdrive, scoping up Commander Johnson into my arms, and just bolting. We were the two furthest in the back. If we went with the others, we would end up being swallowed.

I raced across the snow, feeling the slow vibration with every step. One second.

I reached the edge of the cliff, moving around it so I could work my way up. Two seconds.

I began to ascend, moving my way through the rocky field as the avalanche bore down on us. Three seconds.

My body let out a scream of protest as I managed to get us to safety, steam coming off my neck as the internal heat met the cold air. Setting Johnson down on his feet, I gazed at the destruction. The avalanche dug deeply into the snow, leaving a massive canyon of ice and snow in its wake. Just how long had the snow been left to pile up here? It should have been glacier!

It seemed as if Rapi, Anis, and Neon made it out okay, too, near the bunker. However, we were cut off. The banks in the canyon were too steep to climb.

"What's Rapi saying?" Commander Johnson asked as I narrowed my eyes. Technically, the answer was nothing at all. Rapi was signing.

"She wants us to regroup further downhill," I said. Which made sense. I was not going to want to move further uphill after an avalanche, and going downhill was easier anyway.

It would be a journey though, but at least we could see one another.
 
Then there was Anis. I could make a dozen jokes about her name alone, but that was crass, and I had higher standards regarding my comedy.

though I think she had no idea at the moment about what to do about Johnson, as the man was probably the first genuine good man she met.
I think her processor is going "doki doki".
Yeah, somehow out of everything that survived the apocalypse, it was the imperial temperature that made it out the other end.
The horror, the horror!
"I do suppose that explains the clothes," Commander Johnson said with a nod. God, bless this innocent cinnamon roll of a man, he was too pure for this sinful earth.
Elen affection increased by +10!
The rest of me liked it. It was nice, not having someone second guess your every action.
Elen affection increased by +20!
"That, shouldn't even be possible," Rapi muttered.
Elen: "I put possible in impossible."
"It sucks, but what can you do when life gives you lemons?"

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNEzD5n6SAs
This was going to hurt. I let me powers run into overdrive, scoping up Commander Johnson into my arms, and just bolting. We were the two furthest in the back. If we went with the others, we would end up being swallowed.
Commander: "My hero."
 
Omake: April Fools 2! New
Please note, this is set sometime in the future.

So, Mecha Shifty, yeah?

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"So, are you going to appear out his shower like last year?" I teased. I doubt he would. Anderson used to be able to handle about two hours without being plugged into his life support equipment. Now he was down to one on a good day.

"Are you going to hop into his bed with a fake pregnant belly this year?" Anderson teased back, coughing into his arm as I grinned. That had been one of my finer April Fools Day moments. Don't think I can top that particularly easily. "No, no, I've contracted out help on that front."

"Oh? Do tell!" I grinned. I was having a hard time coming up with something even reaching partiality with what I pulled last year. It would have been great, if it weren't for Rapi, Anis, and Neon joining me on the bed, breaking it to pieces.

And nearly the Commander's legs. The looks Liter gave him when they had to repair the bed were almost amusing.

"Mustang," Anderson said simply as I paused.

And started laughing. Mustang? Oh, the poor man was going to be hit by a living strobe light! I may not trust him, but Mustang was basically a walking flashbang.

"What about you?" Anderson leaned back in his chair. "You got any plans?"

"I've been so busy lately," I chuckled wistfully. That was far from false. Things had been a mess recently. "And I'm honestly afraid that last year gave him a complex."

As it turns out, April Fools was one of those holidays that Nikke's tended to take completely seriously. Probably something to do with having an excuse to just mess around for once. So it wasn't just Rapi, Anis, Neon, or myself that played a prank on him.

It was everyone at the Outpost.

Safe to say, he presently seemed to be preparing a prank war in retaliation for last year's mess. And part of me wanted as little to do with it as possible.

I'd also heard that Einkk was planning, something. I had no idea what, but I did prefer to be away from ground zero as much as possible. Whatever she was doing, I was well past the point of wanting no part in it.

"So you're just letting him off the hook."

"Oh, I most certainly didn't say that."

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The right amount of foundation. The right amount of platform. Even my just, everything, the disguise was immaculate. Finally forged to perfection.

It was, well, how I used to look. Just for the fun of it. I'd managed to get into the Commander's room, smiling as the door creaked open.

He looked like he'd had a long day, shadows under his eyes as I could faintly hear rave music in the background. Then, he looked up at me, as if he had seen a ghost.

"I've missed you, Commander," I smiled, stepping forward slightly.

"It's the ghost of Elen's old body, get it!" I heard a voice shout the door swinging open as Neon tackled me to the ground.
 
Well, looks like Elen's going to get a reputation as, no matter how much she tries to limit things, the cause of the April Fool's Apocalypse in the Outpost...
 
"Are you going to hop into his bed with a fake pregnant belly this year?" Anderson teased back, coughing into his arm as I grinned. That had been one of my finer April Fools Day moments. Don't think I can top that particularly easily. "No, no, I've contracted out help on that front."
Everything is our-contracted these days.
"Oh? Do tell!" I grinned. I was having a hard time coming up with something even reaching partiality with what I pulled last year. It would have been great, if it weren't for Rapi, Anis, and Neon joining me on the bed, breaking it to pieces.
Commanders bed can only support three Nikkes at a time. Important information.
"It's the ghost of Elen's old body, get it!" I heard a voice shout the door swinging open as Neon tackled me to the ground.
Hah! Elen got ghostbusted.
 
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