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"The guardsmen?" Renly asked.
"What, uh, m'lord?" The Baratheon man-at-arms asked, his voice slurred. He'd been the watch captain for that shift.
"The men who were guarding the children. Where are they?"
"Uh, they're asleep."
"And why did the guards of the two most valuable prisoners in the seven kingdoms fall asleep on duty?".
Stannis had given him the unenviable job of trying to trace the kidnapper's steps, while Davos and Tane led the wild goose chase against the kidnappers. A trio of galleys were already preparing to head out and search any merchant ships that left the next morning, and every gate out of the city was being locked.
"I don't know. I think it was the wine."
"What?"
"The, uh, wine. A couple of nice Myrish chaps, the crossbowmen from one of the free companies, they turned up with a couple of barrels of wine, great big things. Good fucking wine, too, though we only had a few sips each. Had to stay sharp. I don't quite remember what happened after that."
Renly could guess. Knock them out with spiked wine, knock out the guards on the cell as well, smuggle the children out. Hide them in the barrels, mayhaps.
He glanced back at his own men at arms, standing behind him. "Brown Bill, arrest these men for falling asleep on watch."
The Storm's End guardsman grinned, showing his yellowed teeth. Something of a rivalry had evolved between the Storm's End and Dragonstone men, as of late. Renly turned away, waving to a pair of his crossbowmen to follow him.
Other soldiers were questioning the servants about what they'd seen. Everyone was jumping at shadows. He heard mentions of a couple of servants carrying a rolled up carpet, someone catching a glimpse of a blond child, a group of shifty looking Myrishmen carrying wine barrels in and out.
The latter would be the people who'd gotten the guards drunk.
Stannis's forces have made a right botch of this.
He had to laugh at that. Stannis had always acted like he was the hard, serious man, stuck ruling a backwater island while his foolish little brother inherited his birthright. Well, now he'd been handed the Iron Throne on a silver platter by said foolish little brother, and wasn't exactly making the best use of his gift.
He found Stannis with Ned, both of them heatedly discussing something.
His ears strained to hear what they saying.
"Mayhaps whoever did this did you a favour, Your Grace, if they took that particular burden off your hands-" Ned began.
"And did what with them? Spirited them off to the free cities to become another Viserys or Blackfyre? Took them to the Lannisters, so we have no more hostages?"
He saw Renly coming and stopped.
"Any news?"
"It was some of the Myrishmen, most likely. They put your guards to sleep with poisoned wine, then must have smuggled the children out somehow." Renly said.
Ned rubbed his eyes. "How long ago was it?"
"I don't know how long they were gone by the time the alarm was raised."
Stannis gritted his teeth. "It doesn't matter. They must be recaptured. Dead or alive."
By the time he returned to his chambers, the faint glow of the rising sun was visible in the east. He'd been talking to witnesses all through the keep, trying to trace the movements of the Myrishmen with their barrels. It had been no good. There had been too many servants, and too many sellswords, all of them serving or enjoying the feast, not looking about for suspicious behaviour. The soldiers themselves had been too drunk-and drugged, he suspected-to remember anything useful, even with Stannis's captain of the guard bellowing in their faces. Some of them still hadn't woken.
He could feel the beginnings of a hangover as he lay down in bed, barely noticing Margaery, already asleep. He'd been getting himself good and drunk in anticipation of the bedding. Loyalty to Loras was all well and good, but he would likely need an heir, and put a stop to rumours. Rumours that an unmarried lord had a male lover where one thing. Rumours that the heir to the throne refused to produce an heir were quite another.
No sooner had he gotten to sleep than he was woken by a servant furiously knocking on his door.
He rolled out of his bed. "Yes? Is it urgent?"
"Stannis wants to see you now. He says Lord Baelish also vanished from his apartments while the guards were distracted"
Renly had no words. This place leaks prisoners like a sieve leaks water.
He dragged himself out of bed, ready to deal with yet another snark hunt.
*
They gathered in sullen silence in the small council chambers, a dozen men and two women, no one wanting to begin explaining what had just happened.
"I'd wager Petyr's behind this. Never should have trusted him with the black powder formula" Tane began.
It did make sense. Littlefinger bribes a goldcloak amongst his guards, they somehow organize with the Myrishmen for the rescue attempt or kidnapping or whatever it was, and they're all able to slip out in the confusion. It had taken them a good while to figure out that Littlefinger was missing. Having him held in his lodgings in the city proper hadn't helped, nor had the small contingent of guards. He was to be prevented from fleeing or tampering with the records, not thrown in a cell, after all.
Who else? A Lannister rescue mission? The guards got so drunk that the children rescued themselves? Someone murdered the children, to frame Stannis or force his hand? Stannis would never have them killed under a false flag. The man was too… direct for that.
"He never should have escaped." Stannis said. "Stark, as Master of Laws, the Goldcloaks are your responsibility."
"I warned you to put men of your household to guard him, not Goldcloaks…" Ned began.
Not that that stopped them drugging your men…
"And I warned you to pick good, trustworthy men."
Renly glanced at Janos Slynt. That man was only trustworthy in that you could trust him to do what you wanted once the dragons had changed hands.
"The smallfolk are whispering that you had the children murdered, and tried to blame it on the Lannisters." Varys began.
"The smallfolk will whisper many things, and having those abominations killed would be doing the realm a favour. What of it?"
"They are valuable hostages, if nothing else…" Ned began.
"King's blood has power. Even the blood of false kings." Melisandre said.
"You want to murder children to work sorcery?" Eddard said, aghast.
"Killing them is justice. Besides, Cersei didn't confess. Their lives were forfeit, by her own choice." Stannis said.
Ned stood up. "The children are still missing, and we're wasting time trying to justify murdering them?"
"Yes. If they are recaptured, Melisandre, you may burn them as a sacrifice to your Red God, to ensure the deaths of Joffrey Waters and Daenerys Targaryen. Drug them first, so that they don't suffer."
The room exploded. Mace Tyrell looked shocked, Tane said something about sending them to the wall getting rid of the problem with less chance of getting them all killed by rebellious smallfolk, Slynt began loudly proclaiming how necessary hard men were to making hard decisions, Arys announced that he believed it went against a knight's oaths, but that a Kingsguard's oaths superseded them, Varys said something about it being a mercy for the realm as a whole if they had to worry about no more pretenders, and he could see Melisandre's eyes light up with delight.
"You'll have to find another Master of Laws." Eddard said, barely audible above the noise.
"What?" Stannis asked. "You have your duty, and you will do it."
"I said, you'll have to find another Master of Laws. I came south to be Robert's Hand, to protect him from his enemies, not to aid in the murder of children. I haven't seen my Lady and my sons for the better part of a year. My goodbrother's lands are burning. My duty is to my lady and children and bannermen and smallfolk, not to you."
He turned and walked out.
The room exploded again.
"What, uh, m'lord?" The Baratheon man-at-arms asked, his voice slurred. He'd been the watch captain for that shift.
"The men who were guarding the children. Where are they?"
"Uh, they're asleep."
"And why did the guards of the two most valuable prisoners in the seven kingdoms fall asleep on duty?".
Stannis had given him the unenviable job of trying to trace the kidnapper's steps, while Davos and Tane led the wild goose chase against the kidnappers. A trio of galleys were already preparing to head out and search any merchant ships that left the next morning, and every gate out of the city was being locked.
"I don't know. I think it was the wine."
"What?"
"The, uh, wine. A couple of nice Myrish chaps, the crossbowmen from one of the free companies, they turned up with a couple of barrels of wine, great big things. Good fucking wine, too, though we only had a few sips each. Had to stay sharp. I don't quite remember what happened after that."
Renly could guess. Knock them out with spiked wine, knock out the guards on the cell as well, smuggle the children out. Hide them in the barrels, mayhaps.
He glanced back at his own men at arms, standing behind him. "Brown Bill, arrest these men for falling asleep on watch."
The Storm's End guardsman grinned, showing his yellowed teeth. Something of a rivalry had evolved between the Storm's End and Dragonstone men, as of late. Renly turned away, waving to a pair of his crossbowmen to follow him.
Other soldiers were questioning the servants about what they'd seen. Everyone was jumping at shadows. He heard mentions of a couple of servants carrying a rolled up carpet, someone catching a glimpse of a blond child, a group of shifty looking Myrishmen carrying wine barrels in and out.
The latter would be the people who'd gotten the guards drunk.
Stannis's forces have made a right botch of this.
He had to laugh at that. Stannis had always acted like he was the hard, serious man, stuck ruling a backwater island while his foolish little brother inherited his birthright. Well, now he'd been handed the Iron Throne on a silver platter by said foolish little brother, and wasn't exactly making the best use of his gift.
He found Stannis with Ned, both of them heatedly discussing something.
His ears strained to hear what they saying.
"Mayhaps whoever did this did you a favour, Your Grace, if they took that particular burden off your hands-" Ned began.
"And did what with them? Spirited them off to the free cities to become another Viserys or Blackfyre? Took them to the Lannisters, so we have no more hostages?"
He saw Renly coming and stopped.
"Any news?"
"It was some of the Myrishmen, most likely. They put your guards to sleep with poisoned wine, then must have smuggled the children out somehow." Renly said.
Ned rubbed his eyes. "How long ago was it?"
"I don't know how long they were gone by the time the alarm was raised."
Stannis gritted his teeth. "It doesn't matter. They must be recaptured. Dead or alive."
By the time he returned to his chambers, the faint glow of the rising sun was visible in the east. He'd been talking to witnesses all through the keep, trying to trace the movements of the Myrishmen with their barrels. It had been no good. There had been too many servants, and too many sellswords, all of them serving or enjoying the feast, not looking about for suspicious behaviour. The soldiers themselves had been too drunk-and drugged, he suspected-to remember anything useful, even with Stannis's captain of the guard bellowing in their faces. Some of them still hadn't woken.
He could feel the beginnings of a hangover as he lay down in bed, barely noticing Margaery, already asleep. He'd been getting himself good and drunk in anticipation of the bedding. Loyalty to Loras was all well and good, but he would likely need an heir, and put a stop to rumours. Rumours that an unmarried lord had a male lover where one thing. Rumours that the heir to the throne refused to produce an heir were quite another.
No sooner had he gotten to sleep than he was woken by a servant furiously knocking on his door.
He rolled out of his bed. "Yes? Is it urgent?"
"Stannis wants to see you now. He says Lord Baelish also vanished from his apartments while the guards were distracted"
Renly had no words. This place leaks prisoners like a sieve leaks water.
He dragged himself out of bed, ready to deal with yet another snark hunt.
*
They gathered in sullen silence in the small council chambers, a dozen men and two women, no one wanting to begin explaining what had just happened.
"I'd wager Petyr's behind this. Never should have trusted him with the black powder formula" Tane began.
It did make sense. Littlefinger bribes a goldcloak amongst his guards, they somehow organize with the Myrishmen for the rescue attempt or kidnapping or whatever it was, and they're all able to slip out in the confusion. It had taken them a good while to figure out that Littlefinger was missing. Having him held in his lodgings in the city proper hadn't helped, nor had the small contingent of guards. He was to be prevented from fleeing or tampering with the records, not thrown in a cell, after all.
Who else? A Lannister rescue mission? The guards got so drunk that the children rescued themselves? Someone murdered the children, to frame Stannis or force his hand? Stannis would never have them killed under a false flag. The man was too… direct for that.
"He never should have escaped." Stannis said. "Stark, as Master of Laws, the Goldcloaks are your responsibility."
"I warned you to put men of your household to guard him, not Goldcloaks…" Ned began.
Not that that stopped them drugging your men…
"And I warned you to pick good, trustworthy men."
Renly glanced at Janos Slynt. That man was only trustworthy in that you could trust him to do what you wanted once the dragons had changed hands.
"The smallfolk are whispering that you had the children murdered, and tried to blame it on the Lannisters." Varys began.
"The smallfolk will whisper many things, and having those abominations killed would be doing the realm a favour. What of it?"
"They are valuable hostages, if nothing else…" Ned began.
"King's blood has power. Even the blood of false kings." Melisandre said.
"You want to murder children to work sorcery?" Eddard said, aghast.
"Killing them is justice. Besides, Cersei didn't confess. Their lives were forfeit, by her own choice." Stannis said.
Ned stood up. "The children are still missing, and we're wasting time trying to justify murdering them?"
"Yes. If they are recaptured, Melisandre, you may burn them as a sacrifice to your Red God, to ensure the deaths of Joffrey Waters and Daenerys Targaryen. Drug them first, so that they don't suffer."
The room exploded. Mace Tyrell looked shocked, Tane said something about sending them to the wall getting rid of the problem with less chance of getting them all killed by rebellious smallfolk, Slynt began loudly proclaiming how necessary hard men were to making hard decisions, Arys announced that he believed it went against a knight's oaths, but that a Kingsguard's oaths superseded them, Varys said something about it being a mercy for the realm as a whole if they had to worry about no more pretenders, and he could see Melisandre's eyes light up with delight.
"You'll have to find another Master of Laws." Eddard said, barely audible above the noise.
"What?" Stannis asked. "You have your duty, and you will do it."
"I said, you'll have to find another Master of Laws. I came south to be Robert's Hand, to protect him from his enemies, not to aid in the murder of children. I haven't seen my Lady and my sons for the better part of a year. My goodbrother's lands are burning. My duty is to my lady and children and bannermen and smallfolk, not to you."
He turned and walked out.
The room exploded again.
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