KP&RM-Lancel II
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- Brisbane
Alliser Thorne had a smirk on his face that Lancel didn't like the look of. "They say the Kingslayer was the finest sword that ever lived. I doubt if that's true. But his cousin might be." He said as he barked orders to the trainees lining up. "So I think we'll start by watching you and Crakehall spar. Let's see how our best fighters measure up."
Lancel winced. Crakehall was a hulk of a man, and an experienced tourney fighter as well. Lancel had been beaten the only time he'd ever had to fight in earnest, and hadn't trained in what felt like a year.
When he'd been sent to King's Landing to squire for the demon of the trident, he'd been overjoyed. Cousin to the kingslayer, squire of a princeslayer. He'd told himself that he would be master of sword and hammer both within the year. Instead, what further training he'd managed to get had been wheedled out of Aron Santagnar, while Robert's training had mostly consisted of new and interesting ways to humiliate him. He'd still sparred in the yards, but that alone was no good if you wanted to learn to fight properly.
He gripped his sword tighter and settled his padding with a roll of his shoulders. I'm going to lose, but I don't have to make it easy for him.
He lowed his visor and advanced forwards. Crakehall was on him a moment later, sweeping aside his attempt at a parry then coming back in with a cut to the wrist. Lancel yelped in pain, but somehow managed to keep his grip on the weapon, only for Crakehall to slam into him shield first.
He went down sprawling into the snow. It was all over in seconds. How?!
"Up. Again." Alliser said.
In the end, he did, in fact, make it easy for Lyle Crakehall. Three rounds, and all of them ended with him soundly beaten to the ground.
"Seems like Robert's squire is as bad at fighting boars as Robert himself." Ser Alliser said. Someone chuckled behind him, amongst the pack of rapers and thieves who formed the smaller part of this batch of recruits.
Only when his wine was spiked.
He picked himself up, flushed.
'Now, let's see what kind of fighter you can beat." Ser Alliser asked. "Satin, if you'd please."
He wants me to fight a whore?
"Are you sure, Ser?" Satin asked, stepping forwards.
"Yes." Alliser said. "Or are you afraid?"
"No, Ser."
Satin hefted his longsword and advanced on him, hunkering behind his shield.
Lancel did the same.
"The wildlings haven't got all day." Alliser said.
He cut at Satin's unshielded side. The boy caught it, riposted, and then they were actually fighting each other blow for blow.
Then Satin bounced a cut off his helmet. His vision jarred.
He heard hoots of laughter behind him, and his face flushed further.
"Robert might not have taught you how to kill a boar, but he sure as hell told you how to get fucked by a whore!" someone bellowed.
Lancel turned, trying to see who it was. The recruits had sorted themselves into two groups; the Lannister prisoners who scarcely needed any training on one side, and the mob of rapists, bastards and street rats on the other.
I got hit by a bloody whore…
Satin was actually smiling, hefting his sword and coming back in for another pass.
Lancel gritted his teeth. He was done with being humiliated by crows.
When Satin came in with a cut under his shield, he slipped back his leading leg so Satin's blade arced through thin air and brought his longsword down on Satin's head, hard enough to send sparks flying. He kept pushing the attack, throwing another cut at Lancel's leg, using his shield to protect his face. The boy was cringing away, almost falling over backwards. He jabbed at Satin's face, then when the whore jerked his shield up, blinding himself, he slammed his point into his guts. Satin doubled over, wheezing.
"Enough!" Alliser roared, shoving in between them.
"Do you they ever teach you highborn how to pull your hits! You're worse than Lord Snow! And you, Satin! You'd be beheaded, crippled and dying of a gut wound if not for the fact that you cut down the Lion of Lannister first. What did I tell you about blows to the legs? Protect your head!"
"Enough." Alliser repeated. "Marbrand, Sarsfield, you two, show the Lion of Lannister how it's done."
*
"Lancel?" Satin asked, walking up to him.
"What?" Lancel said. He'd been avoiding talking to anyone if he could avoid it, the boy whore most of all.
Killed a king, seduced by my own cousin, surrendered with barely a fight, and now beaten by a whore…
It had only happened once, but he'd heard that Satin was already going by Lionsbane, and any time he went near the other boys he'd been mocked savagely.
"Bowen Marsh told me to find you. All of us have already been told. He's having the Lannister men take your vows tonight."
"Tonight?"
"Yes. Say's we've already been trained to arms." He shrugged. "He wants us at the sept. With all Mormont's boys up north, I reckon he needs more men, and fast. Wants to ensure our loyalty."
"If you say so…"
"Show me your wrist." Satin suddenly said.
"What?"
"Show me your wrist. Where strongboar hit you."
He pulled back his coat, doublet and undershirt. A week later, the bruise was scarcely there.
"Barely anything. Now my stomach still has a bruise about the size of colour of a rotted apple. Think about it. You hurt me worse than a man twice your size did to you."
Lancel flinched. "You're saying…"
"That you bloody highborn need to learn to control yourselves. I don't care if I hit you, I just got lucky. That didn't stop you beating me bloody." Satin said.
"But…"
"What, I'm a whore?" He shrugged. "I didn't choose to be a whore. I did choose to be a man of the Night's Watch."
"And I didn't get to choose-"
"You got to choose to support King Joffrey. You got to choose to take the black rather than die." he said.
He didn't have anything to say to that.
*
They gathered in the sept, all crystals and rainbows, Bowen Marsh with a diadem on his head. He looked downright absurd in it. "Some of you have only been here for a week." He said. "Others for months. All of you, however, must know that it is not only wildlings that we face."
The hand. He's going to mention the wight's hand.
"I have received grave news from Lord-Commander Mormont. His forces have been attacked and taken heavy casualties from a horde of wights."
What?
There were yells of horror and surprise, and someone called out "You jest!"
Bowen grimaced. "This is no jest. Two attempted to kill the Lord-Commander, and now thousands have attacked the Great Ranging. There are raiders loose in the gift and the Shadow Tower is under attack. Lord Stark is calling his banners, but it will take time for them to arrive. The watch needs men to hold until the Starks can arrive. Some of you are rebels and criminals given a second chance. Others of you are here of free will. I expect all of you to do your duty against what is coming. Any of you who keep to the Old Gods, you will take your vows at the godswood. The rest, here."
There were only a few who left.
The rest, nearly seventy men, took their vows as one.
Lancel was almost shaking. The dead, the dead are coming, gods be good, he's lying or mad or the seven hells have broke open.
But Satin and Bowen were right. He'd chosen to kill Robert, and yet he'd been given a second chance.
He had to take it.
"The Night Gathers, and now my watch begins…"
Lancel winced. Crakehall was a hulk of a man, and an experienced tourney fighter as well. Lancel had been beaten the only time he'd ever had to fight in earnest, and hadn't trained in what felt like a year.
When he'd been sent to King's Landing to squire for the demon of the trident, he'd been overjoyed. Cousin to the kingslayer, squire of a princeslayer. He'd told himself that he would be master of sword and hammer both within the year. Instead, what further training he'd managed to get had been wheedled out of Aron Santagnar, while Robert's training had mostly consisted of new and interesting ways to humiliate him. He'd still sparred in the yards, but that alone was no good if you wanted to learn to fight properly.
He gripped his sword tighter and settled his padding with a roll of his shoulders. I'm going to lose, but I don't have to make it easy for him.
He lowed his visor and advanced forwards. Crakehall was on him a moment later, sweeping aside his attempt at a parry then coming back in with a cut to the wrist. Lancel yelped in pain, but somehow managed to keep his grip on the weapon, only for Crakehall to slam into him shield first.
He went down sprawling into the snow. It was all over in seconds. How?!
"Up. Again." Alliser said.
In the end, he did, in fact, make it easy for Lyle Crakehall. Three rounds, and all of them ended with him soundly beaten to the ground.
"Seems like Robert's squire is as bad at fighting boars as Robert himself." Ser Alliser said. Someone chuckled behind him, amongst the pack of rapers and thieves who formed the smaller part of this batch of recruits.
Only when his wine was spiked.
He picked himself up, flushed.
'Now, let's see what kind of fighter you can beat." Ser Alliser asked. "Satin, if you'd please."
He wants me to fight a whore?
"Are you sure, Ser?" Satin asked, stepping forwards.
"Yes." Alliser said. "Or are you afraid?"
"No, Ser."
Satin hefted his longsword and advanced on him, hunkering behind his shield.
Lancel did the same.
"The wildlings haven't got all day." Alliser said.
He cut at Satin's unshielded side. The boy caught it, riposted, and then they were actually fighting each other blow for blow.
Then Satin bounced a cut off his helmet. His vision jarred.
He heard hoots of laughter behind him, and his face flushed further.
"Robert might not have taught you how to kill a boar, but he sure as hell told you how to get fucked by a whore!" someone bellowed.
Lancel turned, trying to see who it was. The recruits had sorted themselves into two groups; the Lannister prisoners who scarcely needed any training on one side, and the mob of rapists, bastards and street rats on the other.
I got hit by a bloody whore…
Satin was actually smiling, hefting his sword and coming back in for another pass.
Lancel gritted his teeth. He was done with being humiliated by crows.
When Satin came in with a cut under his shield, he slipped back his leading leg so Satin's blade arced through thin air and brought his longsword down on Satin's head, hard enough to send sparks flying. He kept pushing the attack, throwing another cut at Lancel's leg, using his shield to protect his face. The boy was cringing away, almost falling over backwards. He jabbed at Satin's face, then when the whore jerked his shield up, blinding himself, he slammed his point into his guts. Satin doubled over, wheezing.
"Enough!" Alliser roared, shoving in between them.
"Do you they ever teach you highborn how to pull your hits! You're worse than Lord Snow! And you, Satin! You'd be beheaded, crippled and dying of a gut wound if not for the fact that you cut down the Lion of Lannister first. What did I tell you about blows to the legs? Protect your head!"
"Enough." Alliser repeated. "Marbrand, Sarsfield, you two, show the Lion of Lannister how it's done."
*
"Lancel?" Satin asked, walking up to him.
"What?" Lancel said. He'd been avoiding talking to anyone if he could avoid it, the boy whore most of all.
Killed a king, seduced by my own cousin, surrendered with barely a fight, and now beaten by a whore…
It had only happened once, but he'd heard that Satin was already going by Lionsbane, and any time he went near the other boys he'd been mocked savagely.
"Bowen Marsh told me to find you. All of us have already been told. He's having the Lannister men take your vows tonight."
"Tonight?"
"Yes. Say's we've already been trained to arms." He shrugged. "He wants us at the sept. With all Mormont's boys up north, I reckon he needs more men, and fast. Wants to ensure our loyalty."
"If you say so…"
"Show me your wrist." Satin suddenly said.
"What?"
"Show me your wrist. Where strongboar hit you."
He pulled back his coat, doublet and undershirt. A week later, the bruise was scarcely there.
"Barely anything. Now my stomach still has a bruise about the size of colour of a rotted apple. Think about it. You hurt me worse than a man twice your size did to you."
Lancel flinched. "You're saying…"
"That you bloody highborn need to learn to control yourselves. I don't care if I hit you, I just got lucky. That didn't stop you beating me bloody." Satin said.
"But…"
"What, I'm a whore?" He shrugged. "I didn't choose to be a whore. I did choose to be a man of the Night's Watch."
"And I didn't get to choose-"
"You got to choose to support King Joffrey. You got to choose to take the black rather than die." he said.
He didn't have anything to say to that.
*
They gathered in the sept, all crystals and rainbows, Bowen Marsh with a diadem on his head. He looked downright absurd in it. "Some of you have only been here for a week." He said. "Others for months. All of you, however, must know that it is not only wildlings that we face."
The hand. He's going to mention the wight's hand.
"I have received grave news from Lord-Commander Mormont. His forces have been attacked and taken heavy casualties from a horde of wights."
What?
There were yells of horror and surprise, and someone called out "You jest!"
Bowen grimaced. "This is no jest. Two attempted to kill the Lord-Commander, and now thousands have attacked the Great Ranging. There are raiders loose in the gift and the Shadow Tower is under attack. Lord Stark is calling his banners, but it will take time for them to arrive. The watch needs men to hold until the Starks can arrive. Some of you are rebels and criminals given a second chance. Others of you are here of free will. I expect all of you to do your duty against what is coming. Any of you who keep to the Old Gods, you will take your vows at the godswood. The rest, here."
There were only a few who left.
The rest, nearly seventy men, took their vows as one.
Lancel was almost shaking. The dead, the dead are coming, gods be good, he's lying or mad or the seven hells have broke open.
But Satin and Bowen were right. He'd chosen to kill Robert, and yet he'd been given a second chance.
He had to take it.
"The Night Gathers, and now my watch begins…"