Thanks to
@Susano and
@Alex for inspiring me to write more about Eva than just little snippets.
*Port of Tokyo-3*
"...and Unit-02's pilot was made a captain in the European Air Force when she was twelve! Think of all the awesome stuff we'll have to talk about!"
"Ken, nobody'd put a kid my sister's age in a fighter jet that'd be crazy."
"Well Shinji pilots the Eva and that's way more complicated than any warplane right, Shinji?"
Shinji gave a noncommittal shrug, Kensuke had been babbling on about every minute detail of the new machine and its pilot on the walk over and the opportunity to see a brand new Eva, a UN warship, and what he kept assuring them was a hot new pilot just made things worse.
"And here we are, the port where we'll find the beauty that is the UNS…wait where's the aircraft carrier?"
There was no aircraft carrier or any ship for that matter. There was, however, a rather large shipping container with a teenaged girl sitting atop it dressed in an unfamiliar school uniform.
"Hey there! Are you guys the welcoming committee?"
Kensuke, still disappointed at the lack of an aircraft carrier was the first to speak.
"Sorry, but it doesn't look like Captain Shikinami and Eva Unit-02 are coming today."
"Who's Captain Shikinami?"
"Unit-02's pilot, the person we came to meet today."
The girl jumped off the shipping container and landed in front of Kensuke
"Wait, she's a captain? Does that mean I'm a captain too? Because Captain Makinami sounds way better than just plain old Mari Illustrious Makinami."
Ken for once found himself at a loss for words.
"Huh?"
'Mari' clicked her tongue and adjusted her red-rimmed glasses before striking a pose that wouldn't look out of place in a super sentai show.
"Oh, right I should introduce myself! I'm Mari, Mari Illustrious Makinami pilot of Provisional Evangelion Unit-05!
Ken's confused staring continued.
"But there isn't a Unit-05. There's Unit-02, then the prototype MP Units-03 and 04 are over in Nevada."
"Oh, no. I don't pilot Unit-05, my Eva is a Provisional model it's what they made before the ones here!"
"Uh huh, so you pilot some kinda super-prototype Eva and nobody on the internet's even mentioned it before? Yeah, I'm not buying it. C'mon Touji let's get outta here."
Mari puffed out her cheeks in annoyance and started to shout at the two boys walked away.
"I am a real Eva pilot! My Eva's right here! I can show you! Come back!"
Shinji awkwardly started to mumble.
"They…they're not the friendliest people at first."
The girl turned around and just stared at him.
"I…well when I first started school Touji, the boy in the tracksuit punched me because I screwed up and hurt his sister my first time out in Eva. It…it's nothing you did wrong."
Mari's down expression suddenly changed into an excited one.
"Oh man, you're a pilot too?! I thought I smelled LCL, oh this is great I've never had another pilot to talk to before! We're going to get along great and…what's with the sad puppy look?"
"What look?"
"Never mind, hey is anybody coming to pick us up? Dr. Heck left forever ago to let someone know we're here."
"Who's Dr. Heck?"
Mari gave a multi-megawatt smile.
"You sure have a lot of questions!"
Geofront, Commander's Office
"You show up on my doorstep without warning holding on to an item that I entrusted someone else under the utmost secrecy to obtain. You are not that person, and the fact that you even knew to bring that case to me means that you already know too much. So tell me, Dr. Heck, why shouldn't I have my men shoot you where you stand?"
Gendo Ikari stared at the large, sweating, middle-aged man on the other side of his desk, handcuffed to his wrist was a large suitcase, embossed with a hazard trefoil. Heck was a relic of the early days of NERV, back when Project E was still in its infancy his inventions and his ability had been outstripped by those with greater ambition and vision, leaving him with a position far away from anything of any real importance.
"B-because you need me alive to unlock the case?"
The bearded man adjusted his glasses.
"You are going to have to do better than that doctor."
The Section 2 agent in the corner clicked the safety off of his sidearm.
"I…I brought an Evangelion Unit with me! And a pilot! I have a pilot!"
"I have little need of your cobbled-together toys Heck."
"You don't? What about that unstable prototype of yours? My Unit-05 is much more…compliant than your Unit-00 seems to be."
The commander's train of thought was interrupted by the sound of the Pattern Blue alarm. Heck gave a small, smug grin as he held the case close to his chest.
"There is also the small matter of the Angel that followed me here. It wasn't too happy with me taking the Key of Nebuchadnezzar from it. Consider it to be a demonstration to show the value of my creation."
Port of Tokyo-3
Mari had been telling the truth, after considerable effort, the pair had been able to open the door to the massive container, the machine sat within surrounded by crates emblazoned with the NERV insignia. Parts of it resembled Unit-01, but instead of legs it stood perched upon four, mantis-like legs that ended in large wheels, while the arms looked to have been replaced with gangly, segmented ones that ended in a set of pincers. Even more out of place was the olive drab the armor was painted in, compared to the dazzling schemes of the other Evas, this one seemed almost quaint in comparison.
"Hey Puppy, whatcha thinking about?"
Shinji stopped staring at the Eva.
"It's…really green."
Mari let out a giggle.
"Yeah, I wanted bright pink but Dr. Heck said that wasn't a good color for a weapon of war. But at least I get to pilot *something*even if its just the Provisional Unit."
"Provisional Unit?"
"Okay, so you know how your Unit-01 is the test type, and Unit-00 is the prototype?"
"There are different types of Eva?"
Shinji swore he could have seen Mari's eye twitch a bit at that.
"Wow, they really did just throw you into the Eva. Okay, so quick version is that my Provisional Unit is more machine since it was built way back when they weren't sure they could build one like yours or the First Child's."
"So it's way better right?"
"It would be if this was an anime. It's…kinda worse but I think all of the different parts and that give it character, which is great because I have a lot of character too! Or at least that's what the people back at Bethany Base said…well, that and they called me a problem child can you believe that?"
Shinji didn't know what to think other than how Mari managed to talk so quickly without having to breathe.
"No?"
Mari seemed to like that response and kept jabbering on about the Eva, occasionally pausing to brush her hair out of her face or adjust her glasses with the admittedly one-sided conversation continuing on with no signs of stopping. Shinji had no idea on how to respond, or if he was supposed to respond, then again usually when people talked to him it was usually because they wanted something. He supposed that it wasn't the worst thing in the world if all that Mari wanted was for someone to listen to her, at least it wasn't like she yelling at him to get back into the robot or any-
That thought was interrupted by the all too familiar sound of an air raid siren. The bespectacled girl stopped talking and turned her head towards the noise.
"Is that an Angel? Please tell me that's an Angel."
"W-why do you want it to be an Angel?"
"Because that rude boy back there really pissed me off earlier and I just want to beat the shit out of something that's socially acceptable to beat the shit out of."
"Oh."
Mari's megawatt smile returned.
"Plus we'll get to beat it up together! In Unit-05! We're gonna be giant robot battle buddies!"
Shinji gulped.
"W-what?"
"Okay, so I don't have four legs or tentacle arms which makes synching with my Unit-05 really hard without the neuroplastic thingy in my helmet. So I'd really, really would appreciate if you'd be my gunner while I drive. Please?"
Wait, did she say please? Nobody ever asked him nicely to get into a giant robot before, come to think of it nobody asked him nicely to do anything before. It always go here, does this…hey, where'd Mari go? The answer came a few seconds later when an orange-stained rope ladder smacked him in the head. Looking up, Shinji saw that Mari had managed to scale the machine and opened the entry plug.
"Come on Puppy, we've got an Angel to kill!"
Shinji scrambled up the rope ladder into a very different entry plug from the one he knew in Unit 01. Mari was sat in a seat that was familiar to him, but she was adjusting what looked like a set of night-vision goggles with a pair of ribbon cables leading down from where the headband rested near her temples. Behind her was the second seat with a similar headset resting on it. The usual pair of tillers had been replaced with a single joystick attached to the right arm of the chair with a set of four pedals attached to the back of the pilot's seat. On the left arm sat a bank or switches and buttons, flanked by a small LCD panel with various gauges and readout. Sitting down in the seat, he put on the headset and was greeted by the sound of Mari humming a cheery song ringing through his ears, followed by the dull thuds of whatever the approaching angel was doing outside.
"Welcome aboard! Now I have one question for you. Can you shoot a Pallet Rifle?"
"Put the target in the center and pull the switch?"
"Great! Now you just gotta flip the big red switch labeled 'cold start' it should be on your left."
Shinji searched for a minute and the plug moved into position, sealing the interior off from the outside world as it flooded with LCL. A voice speaking in what he assumed was English rattled off what he guessed what was the startup sequence. A few seconds later his vision flickered and the image he saw through the goggles was replaced with the view from the Eva's cameras with a small countdown timer in the corner.
"Hey Mari, what about the cab-"
He found himself thrown back in his seat as Unit-05 flew out of the container, broken strapping and bits of shattered crates trailing behind it as the massive wheels squealed against the pavement. The sound of Mari's voice in his ear broke the sense of shock he was feeling.
"Did you say something?"
"Never mind."
The girl let out a laugh as the Eva jerked to dodge a cargo crane.
"Okay then! By the way, the button on top of the joystick deploys the rifle. You're gonna want that unless you want to strangle the Angel with your bare hands which is something I've always wanted to try but it probably isn't as effective as shooting it."
"O-okay."
There was a dull clunk from the right of the plug and a familiar targeting circle appeared in Shinji's right eye, revealing a tentacle arm holding what looked to be a blocky, inelegant rifle in its hand, which was then promptly sheared in half by a swipe of a much more organic tentacle that appeared to be made out of bone. He snapped his head up and watched as the camera panned up across what was most certainly the Angel's body. It was, a long, serpentine shape made out of segments of bone. Its head was vaguely avian and capped with a number of smaller tentacles dangling where its mouth would be, and red, crystalline eyes that glowed within their sockets, and most notably, a scorched, pock-marked entry plug was lodged within its forehead. Mari, who apparently had no sense of terror resumed talking.
"Mr. Bonejangles! Did you follow us all the way here? You're supposed to be grounded!"
The Angel let out a scream that sounded like a sandstorm echoing through a canyon and charged at Unit-05, Mari responded with a yell of her own as she charged at the beast. Shinji's head smacked into the back of Mari's seat, cracking his display as the two AT-fields collided with each other when his vision cleared, he saw the Angel attempting to chew its way through the intangible barrier holding it back.
"Hey Puppy! Not to bother you or anything but I'd really like it if you shot this thing in its goddamned face!"
"It broke my gun!"
Mari went silent for a moment then started laughing like a madwoman. Shinji was pretty sure that things weren't okay because he'd been in the exact same spot before…what made things even worse is when the laughing stopped. He felt the rumbling and squealing of the Eva's massive tires beneath him as its pilot continued to push its way into the Angel. It was this point that he did what he and any logical person who found themselves in this circumstance would do, he screamed at the top of his lungs, and started furiously tearing at the controls trying to figure some way, any way to flee from the situation he was in. In the corner of his eye, he could see the precious seconds of activation time ticking away like a noose tightening around his neck. No matter how hard the arms flailed against it opposing AT-field, it failed to make any meaningful impact. He yelled at his companion.
"Mari! We're going to die if we stay here!"
"Well, then I guess we've found where we are to die! Let's take this thing with us!"
Shinji tried to stand up, hoping that he could grab Mari and shake some sense into her. There was no reason to die here, not when Rei or the military, or somebody could be close enough to help. Unfortunately, any hopes at shaking sense into the girl were dashed when he stepped on one of the pedals near the floor and sent the Evangelion careening back into a stack of shipping crates, throwing him back once more into his seat. Dazed, Shinji raised his head to see the Angel slowing stalking towards them when it was suddenly hit by a falling cargo crane. Somehow, it hadn't had its AT-field raised in the direction of the falling object, which effortlessly fell on its head, cracking its skull. Mari let out a groan followed by a string of muttered profanities.
"Geez, you mind warning me before you hit the drive pedals? I'm only synched to the legs, but man, that really stings."
The Angel's AT-field flared, pulverizing the wreckage of the crane and sending it flying across the port. It was injured, but still continued to inch ever closer to the machine. Shinji started shaking his companion' s chair in terror.
"Mari! We've gotta move!"
The girl shrugged.
"No can do, I think we bent one of the legs the wrong way we're not going anywhere."
"We have to do something! Anything!"
Shinji continued to shout, and try to shake some sense into his companion while tearing at the controls in a frantic attempt to do anything he could to prevent the Angel from getting any closer when suddenly the sound of shearing metal filled his ears, in the frantic button mashing he'd managed to tear one of the arms off, and was waving it about like a flail in the left arm's claw. He let out a shout as he reared back to strike at the beast with his newfound weapon, only to watch as it bounced off its AT-field with a flash of orange light. Mari, who apparently had figured out a way to work past the pain of the Eva's damaged leg and charged forward.
The boy's senses were drowned out by the sound of the arm impacting the field like an anvil being struck and the dazzling light coming off of it, after what seemed to be an eternity the barrier broke and the patchwork Eva gained traction on its opponent and drove over its skull, crushing the core within causing its body to explode in a plume of red liquid. As the batteries finally ran out, and the soft while of the systems shutting down the only sound in the plug was the sound of Mari's breathing and Shinji softly sobbing in relief.